1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,200 字幕翻译：李仪 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,700 调轴/封装：yiiha 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,700 发布：link3.cc/yiiha 4 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:44,809 比数很接近，第四节开打到一半 5 00:00:44,893 --> 00:00:47,646 两分球要守住，卡尔森切到中间 6 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:49,981 挡拆，空中接力灌篮 7 00:00:50,065 --> 00:00:52,817 真精采，轻松得分，传得漂亮 8 00:00:54,027 --> 00:00:55,195 第四节开打到一半 9 00:00:55,278 --> 00:00:58,281 两分球要守住，卡尔森切到中间 10 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:00,450 挡拆，空中接力灌篮 11 00:01:00,534 --> 00:01:02,410 真精采，轻松得分 12 00:01:02,494 --> 00:01:04,996 卡尔森传球给凯里亚传得漂亮 13 00:01:07,123 --> 00:01:10,043 你知道浴室没肥皂吗？ 14 00:01:10,502 --> 00:01:11,837 我会去买 15 00:01:13,171 --> 00:01:14,381 要我… 16 00:01:15,465 --> 00:01:16,466 帮你叫车吗？ 17 00:01:17,217 --> 00:01:19,803 -不用 -计程车？ 18 00:01:21,012 --> 00:01:23,682 我自己开车，我要走了 19 00:01:26,309 --> 00:01:27,894 找什么？ 20 00:01:32,399 --> 00:01:33,400 内裤 21 00:01:36,027 --> 00:01:37,529 你喜欢篮球？ 22 00:01:38,738 --> 00:01:40,282 我的工作是篮球教练 23 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:41,950 真的？教高中吗？ 24 00:01:43,076 --> 00:01:44,076 职篮 25 00:01:44,451 --> 00:01:45,452 在德斯莫恩？ 26 00:01:45,537 --> 00:01:48,874 -J联赛爱荷华种马队 -J联赛？ 27 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:51,793 再晋级四五次 28 00:01:51,877 --> 00:01:54,129 就能进B联赛 29 00:01:55,797 --> 00:01:56,798 不错 30 00:01:57,966 --> 00:02:01,845 说实话我应该去教NBA 31 00:02:01,928 --> 00:02:02,929 怎么不去？ 32 00:02:04,055 --> 00:02:07,350 牵扯到很多内部关系 33 00:02:07,434 --> 00:02:10,729 亲爱的，放心快了 34 00:02:11,062 --> 00:02:12,189 亲爱的？ 35 00:02:12,939 --> 00:02:13,940 好吧 36 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:16,651 刚才很开心 37 00:02:17,277 --> 00:02:20,030 你是很好的女孩子 38 00:02:22,032 --> 00:02:23,366 -笑什么？ -没什么 39 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:27,078 你好像把我当小孩子，不用 40 00:02:27,162 --> 00:02:28,914 又不是第一次上网找炮友 41 00:02:29,915 --> 00:02:30,916 看得出来 42 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:34,085 你受伤了吗？ 43 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:36,588 -我是想表现客气 -是吗？ 44 00:02:36,671 --> 00:02:38,131 你干嘛嘴巴这么毒？ 45 00:02:38,215 --> 00:02:41,801 你都在看体育新闻还叫我亲爱的 46 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:44,513 不是体育新闻，我今晚有比赛 47 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:48,058 看到你公寓只有一本书 48 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:50,936 就该知道我找到知音 49 00:02:51,019 --> 00:02:53,230 我有很多书 50 00:02:53,313 --> 00:02:56,358 都放在仓库，我不习惯搬一堆东西 51 00:02:56,441 --> 00:03:00,737 书名叫《想像成功》还真够力 52 00:03:01,154 --> 00:03:04,699 不要小看想像，很有用 53 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:06,159 有想像到这两只吗？ 54 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:18,213 没有，我想像到你更早走人 55 00:03:21,883 --> 00:03:24,386 -听到没？ -真会说话 56 00:03:29,307 --> 00:03:31,017 爱荷华种马队 57 00:03:31,101 --> 00:03:32,269 大家加油，上场 58 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:34,187 球传过去 59 00:03:35,856 --> 00:03:37,148 给我得分 60 00:03:37,232 --> 00:03:39,693 罗斯，轮转 61 00:03:39,776 --> 00:03:42,112 请问我们的得分王怎么没上场 62 00:03:42,195 --> 00:03:44,447 守好，快传球 63 00:03:44,531 --> 00:03:48,493 提米，卡位挡人，继续防守 64 00:03:48,577 --> 00:03:49,911 他第二次失误 65 00:03:52,705 --> 00:03:56,126 到底要失误几次才换人？ 66 00:03:58,378 --> 00:03:59,379 动起来 67 00:03:59,462 --> 00:04:01,548 -莫朗下来换德瑞克上场 -背框单打 68 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:04,634 他不听我的 69 00:04:05,427 --> 00:04:07,179 是不是想输掉比赛？ 70 00:04:07,262 --> 00:04:08,847 应该不是 71 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,765 快包夹 72 00:04:10,849 --> 00:04:12,601 外围干嘛站两个球员？ 73 00:04:12,684 --> 00:04:15,228 他们三对二把球传出去 74 00:04:15,312 --> 00:04:18,106 他们要学会防守三对二 75 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,316 不是啦 76 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:20,734 给我轮转 77 00:04:20,817 --> 00:04:22,110 -防守 -马可斯 78 00:04:22,194 --> 00:04:23,737 -防守 -坐下 79 00:04:24,321 --> 00:04:26,031 防守 80 00:04:26,114 --> 00:04:27,741 -防守 -轮转 81 00:04:27,824 --> 00:04:30,452 防守 82 00:04:30,535 --> 00:04:33,079 暂停 83 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:37,292 大家集合 84 00:04:38,168 --> 00:04:41,213 不要忘了星期五晚上是儿童之夜 85 00:04:41,296 --> 00:04:45,175 里应外合战术 发边线球给麦可，提米掩护 86 00:04:45,258 --> 00:04:46,468 杰瑞德灌篮 87 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:48,386 -知道吗？ -不好 88 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,472 -什么？ -战术很烂，菲尔 89 00:04:50,555 --> 00:04:53,642 马可斯，这是我的球队 你是我的助理教练 90 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:55,894 我有更好的战术 91 00:04:55,977 --> 00:04:58,772 早上我看过他们的防守战术 92 00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,565 还是发边线球给麦可 93 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:02,442 德瑞克，你要切出 94 00:05:02,526 --> 00:05:03,568 马可斯 95 00:05:04,277 --> 00:05:05,529 去球员休息室 96 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:07,948 看你丢掉球权？休想 97 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:09,074 -够了 -发边线球… 98 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:11,618 快离开球场 99 00:05:11,701 --> 00:05:13,578 我会走 100 00:05:23,588 --> 00:05:28,134 好了，专心赢比赛 101 00:05:29,302 --> 00:05:32,222 杰伦，节目很少介绍J联赛精采片段 102 00:05:32,305 --> 00:05:34,933 应该多介绍，J联赛是进NBA的跳板 103 00:05:35,016 --> 00:05:37,185 都是怪兽级球员的精采表现 104 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:40,272 那里的球员很会弹跳 105 00:05:40,355 --> 00:05:42,732 还记得优秀的年轻教练 马可斯马拉科维奇 106 00:05:42,816 --> 00:05:44,651 带阿比林基督大学闯进精英八强 107 00:05:44,734 --> 00:05:46,862 我记得他后来到俄亥俄州立大学 108 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:50,574 然后对球员发飙失去教练一职 109 00:05:50,657 --> 00:05:52,742 在国际球队载沉载浮一段时间 110 00:05:52,826 --> 00:05:55,620 现在是爱荷华种马队的助理教练 111 00:05:55,704 --> 00:05:58,290 他不喜欢总教练的战术 112 00:05:58,373 --> 00:06:01,168 结果一手把老板推倒 113 00:06:01,501 --> 00:06:02,711 糟糕 114 00:06:02,794 --> 00:06:03,879 要不要我关掉？ 115 00:06:04,421 --> 00:06:06,631 不用，开大声点 116 00:06:06,715 --> 00:06:09,968 经过那个小插曲比赛还剩六秒 117 00:06:10,051 --> 00:06:12,304 观众想看球员围在教练旁边 118 00:06:12,387 --> 00:06:14,806 执行战术投进压哨球 119 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:19,269 那球是怎样，亏我还信你，史考兄 120 00:06:19,352 --> 00:06:22,522 还想说最后会进一球，真可惜 121 00:06:22,606 --> 00:06:24,649 火锅盖得不错，现在不妙 122 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:28,069 赛况对爱荷华种马队 和马可斯马拉科维奇不利 123 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:30,322 关掉 124 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:35,744 看吧，我就说那样打不行 125 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,089 语音信箱桑尼 126 00:06:48,173 --> 00:06:50,759 马可斯，你上体育新闻耶，超酷 127 00:06:50,842 --> 00:06:52,093 大白痴 128 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:53,803 你是白痴 129 00:06:57,349 --> 00:07:01,019 火气这么大，看你要吃药了 130 00:07:04,314 --> 00:07:05,649 可怜的混蛋 131 00:07:14,908 --> 00:07:16,201 谢了 132 00:07:18,954 --> 00:07:21,248 惨了 133 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:24,751 马可斯马拉科维奇 德斯莫恩警察局 134 00:07:43,562 --> 00:07:44,646 马拉科维奇 135 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,899 出来，有人来保你 136 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:56,116 德斯莫恩警察局 137 00:08:00,287 --> 00:08:03,748 想不到是你，菲尔 138 00:08:03,832 --> 00:08:06,042 我们交情太久了，马可斯 139 00:08:06,626 --> 00:08:09,546 知道梗图吗？现在有一堆你的梗图 140 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:11,464 我孙女传给我的 141 00:08:11,547 --> 00:08:14,176 她分享给她的小朋友看 142 00:08:14,341 --> 00:08:15,677 该死 143 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,720 至少满好笑的 144 00:08:18,638 --> 00:08:20,807 才怪 145 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,602 -不好笑 -好啦 146 00:08:23,685 --> 00:08:28,732 动手打人是我不对，对不起 147 00:08:29,149 --> 00:08:30,609 没什么诚意 148 00:08:30,692 --> 00:08:34,863 我有诚意，不是满满的诚意 149 00:08:34,946 --> 00:08:38,617 难道想赢篮球赛也要道歉？ 150 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,035 推倒我就会赢球？ 151 00:08:40,118 --> 00:08:43,413 你都不听我火气才上来 152 00:08:43,497 --> 00:08:46,333 我就说吊传战术没用 153 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:48,668 德瑞克不切出… 154 00:08:48,752 --> 00:08:51,046 知道我不这样做的原因吗？ 155 00:08:51,129 --> 00:08:55,091 就算是诱导至少也拿他当诱饵 156 00:08:55,175 --> 00:08:58,553 他阿嬷中风进医院 157 00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:03,433 阿嬷很老吗？ 158 00:09:03,517 --> 00:09:06,770 那不重要，马可斯，他是阿嬷养大的 159 00:09:06,853 --> 00:09:09,356 他难过到没办法专心打球 160 00:09:09,439 --> 00:09:10,941 你当然不知道 161 00:09:11,024 --> 00:09:13,735 你不用心去了解球员 162 00:09:13,818 --> 00:09:15,153 什么意思？我了解球员 163 00:09:15,237 --> 00:09:19,533 金奇是右撇子，布兰科接球就投 164 00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:20,992 是了解人 165 00:09:21,076 --> 00:09:22,118 人性 166 00:09:22,994 --> 00:09:26,248 马可斯，你很懂篮球 167 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:29,459 我交手过或教过的球员都没你懂 168 00:09:32,629 --> 00:09:34,881 人际关系你还要多学学 169 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:38,343 还真萌 170 00:09:38,426 --> 00:09:40,720 你当我是火爆教头啊 171 00:09:40,804 --> 00:09:44,474 要不要我回家准备 球员休息室的激励演说？ 172 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:48,270 你大学那副痞样还是没改 173 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:50,856 难怪到哪里都做不久 174 00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:54,150 俄亥俄州立大学、希腊、土耳其 175 00:09:54,234 --> 00:09:57,946 土耳其纯粹是语言障碍的问题 176 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:02,284 你把人家球员的尾骨踢到瘀青 177 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:04,619 他是底特律人会说英语 178 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:05,704 我懂你的意思 179 00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:08,456 我会花时间加强 180 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,749 -不用 -人际关系 181 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,668 -我会改进 -马可斯 182 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,253 你被开除了 183 00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:16,214 上面决定的 184 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:21,136 马可斯马劳科维奇？ 185 00:10:21,219 --> 00:10:22,596 马拉科维奇 186 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,140 我是你的律师查理麦格克 187 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:28,727 我麻烦很大吗？ 188 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,395 有我帮你辩护就没麻烦 189 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,105 不要紧张 190 00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:34,608 我一天处理十件酒驾案 马拉科维奇先生 191 00:10:34,691 --> 00:10:37,527 希望不痛不痒赶快结束 192 00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:40,322 你惦惦最后缴一缴罚金就离开… 193 00:10:41,823 --> 00:10:43,992 -要命 -什么？ 194 00:10:45,619 --> 00:10:47,078 法官 195 00:10:47,162 --> 00:10:48,497 是玛莉曼南德兹 196 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,581 毒手玛莉 197 00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:51,458 毒手玛莉？ 198 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:54,127 德斯莫恩最严厉的法官超龟毛 199 00:10:54,211 --> 00:10:56,171 她不喜欢酒驾的人 200 00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:59,424 臭女人 201 00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:00,884 不要说粗话 202 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:04,095 曼南德兹的庭上不准说粗话 203 00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:05,764 让我来说就好 204 00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:08,808 法官没叫到你就不要说话 205 00:11:08,892 --> 00:11:09,935 好 206 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:11,686 顺便装可怜 207 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,564 就是这样 208 00:11:15,899 --> 00:11:17,317 会不会装跛脚？ 209 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,319 谁理你啊 210 00:11:19,486 --> 00:11:23,865 你老实说现在有没有醉？ 211 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,535 -没醉 -好 212 00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:28,203 我喝了好几杯 213 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:31,206 总得有人清醒，表情摆出来 214 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:36,044 驾驶血液酒精浓度超出法定标准三倍 215 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:38,296 损坏警车和拒捕 216 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:42,551 我只是问警徽编号没拒捕 217 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,094 好痛 218 00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:46,096 叫你惦惦 219 00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:49,099 我说实话干嘛打我 220 00:11:49,391 --> 00:11:50,642 脑袋有洞 221 00:11:50,851 --> 00:11:51,852 说粗话 222 00:11:51,935 --> 00:11:54,479 马拉科维奇先生 要我加一条藐视法庭吗？ 223 00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:57,065 你的罪名够多了 224 00:11:57,148 --> 00:11:58,817 不要，法官，这样就够了 225 00:11:58,900 --> 00:11:59,901 庭上 226 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,820 庭上，对不起 227 00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:05,240 给你一个条件，马拉科维奇先生 228 00:12:05,323 --> 00:12:08,785 你是职篮教练对不对？ 229 00:12:09,911 --> 00:12:11,663 -对，庭上 -好 230 00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:15,584 既然这样我会判你社区服务 231 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,960 到地方娱乐中心当教练 232 00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:18,962 社区服务？不行… 233 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,755 -我们讨论一下，庭上 -好 234 00:12:21,423 --> 00:12:23,592 惦惦，算你有贵人运 235 00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,135 我不觉得 236 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,304 她说社区服务 237 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:28,388 社区服务耶？ 238 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:31,224 我要到其他城市工作 239 00:12:31,308 --> 00:12:34,644 我不能留在德斯莫恩 不能接受社区服务 240 00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:37,522 你不能接受社区服务？好的 241 00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,482 既然那样 242 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,653 我就判你有期徒刑18个月 243 00:12:43,737 --> 00:12:46,072 入狱服刑时间是… 244 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:49,201 对不起，庭上 245 00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:53,121 你误解我们的话 246 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:57,375 我们在讨论你那句接受社区服务 247 00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:01,630 我不想接受，我想回馈社会 248 00:13:01,713 --> 00:13:03,340 想自由的回馈 249 00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:05,967 请说你有什么条件？ 250 00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:09,346 明智的决定，马拉科维奇先生 251 00:13:10,347 --> 00:13:13,558 我会判你90天社区服务 252 00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:17,187 教弱智成年人打篮球 253 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,606 地点在东区朋友队篮球会 254 00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:24,277 庭上，你说弱智 255 00:13:24,361 --> 00:13:25,862 是什么意思？ 256 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:27,864 什么？ 257 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,783 是说智障… 258 00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:32,035 美国人？ 259 00:13:32,118 --> 00:13:36,665 这样好像有点多余 260 00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:41,711 我们美国人是那些… 261 00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:44,339 我也在说自己 262 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:46,591 庭上，我要郑重声明 263 00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:51,263 我20分钟前才见到我当事人 264 00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:54,391 从现在开始他的话不代表我 265 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:55,559 以后的听证也是 266 00:13:55,642 --> 00:13:57,185 我只是不想 267 00:13:57,269 --> 00:14:00,605 说错话，不知道那个字能不能说 268 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,233 要怎么叫他们？ 269 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:06,611 叫他们的名字就可以了 270 00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:13,201 非常好的建议，庭上 271 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:20,625 快点 272 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:41,271 各位 273 00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,398 过来集合 274 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:01,291 前面一点 275 00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:13,428 各位，我是马可斯马拉科维奇 276 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,640 你们接下来三个月的篮球教练 277 00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:17,724 不要 278 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,019 等等，什么？ 279 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,896 我说不要 280 00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:29,528 他平常都这样吗？ 281 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:30,779 不是 282 00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:33,406 达里斯是我们最好的球员 283 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,787 我是多一条染色体的老唐强尼 284 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:44,417 喜欢动物，我老姐是演员 我的狗叫阿桃 285 00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:48,338 强尼，你体味好重 286 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:50,966 抱一下就好了 287 00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:52,050 好 288 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:55,637 好臭 289 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,556 薰到眼睛都流眼泪 290 00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:59,516 大家单膝跪地 291 00:15:59,599 --> 00:16:00,600 教练 292 00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:03,520 我不知道要跪着就没戴护膝 293 00:16:03,603 --> 00:16:05,105 怕会磨到膝盖 294 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:07,649 -膝盖？你能站着 -谢谢 295 00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,276 他是马伦 296 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,528 会说中文 297 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,991 他是阿班，在市区最高档的餐厅打工 298 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,619 要聊以后有的是时间，强尼 299 00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:22,873 现在两人一组 300 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,417 教练，我不用找人 301 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,918 我有女朋友 302 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,503 太好了 303 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,422 还有两个 304 00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:31,798 才怪 305 00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:35,051 是同一个女生只是换发型 306 00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:36,845 她很爱乱搞 307 00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:40,015 嘴巴不要那么坏 308 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,476 她有很多男朋友又怎样？ 309 00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:46,563 我有两个女朋友 310 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:47,898 才怪 311 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,442 他们是麻吉 312 00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,651 我也会去住他们住的宿舍 313 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:54,737 好，强尼 314 00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:58,324 这样吧，大家站起来 315 00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:00,952 来练习一下 316 00:17:01,035 --> 00:17:04,539 你们三个家乐氏三兄弟 317 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,461 他们不叫家乐氏三兄弟 318 00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:12,339 我是克雷格，他是寇弟 319 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,965 -我是布莱尔 -好 320 00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:15,717 克雷格，寇弟，布莱尔 321 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,429 要做简单的运球练习 322 00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,139 我女朋友超爱 323 00:17:21,765 --> 00:17:25,018 真要命，暂时先不要想你女朋友 324 00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:28,855 -练完再去找她玩 -我们不玩，都打炮 325 00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:31,399 我去她家做起来 326 00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:33,360 嘿咻姿势样样来 327 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,414 好 328 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,042 看好，教练 329 00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,086 大鵰 330 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:52,796 对 331 00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:54,714 那个家伙是怎样？ 332 00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:57,592 -秀泰？他是达人 -达人？ 333 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,054 联赛只有他会从半场背着投篮 334 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,222 还在我们队上 335 00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,267 很厉害吧，教练？ 336 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,561 投得很烂 337 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:12,148 那才叫厉害 338 00:18:13,149 --> 00:18:14,526 状态不错，达里斯 339 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,528 你不是我的教练 340 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,046 不可能 341 00:18:35,338 --> 00:18:38,300 不要担心，慢慢做就会做完 342 00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:42,637 我是说球队 343 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:46,016 不可能教会这些人打篮球 344 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:50,312 不可能不是事实，是意见 345 00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:54,316 拜托不要跟我说猫咪海报的萌话 346 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,485 马可斯，他们是特奥选手 347 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,696 不用把他们变成湖人队 348 00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:02,282 给他们球队的感觉就好 349 00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:04,159 今天偷看几次你们练球 350 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:05,702 你好像适应得很好 351 00:19:05,785 --> 00:19:08,580 什么很好，我根本没教球 352 00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,916 只听到克雷格女朋友的事 353 00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:13,084 听说他有两个 354 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,295 还不清楚 355 00:19:15,378 --> 00:19:18,965 真的会打球的人不愿意跟我打球 356 00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:20,258 达里斯 357 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,804 算了 358 00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:26,097 我… 359 00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:33,271 之前那个教练怎么了？ 360 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,233 我们不提他的事 361 00:19:36,983 --> 00:19:38,276 被他们杀了？ 362 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:42,656 不是，赛季还没结束他就不教了 363 00:19:42,739 --> 00:19:44,115 球队非常难过 364 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,409 好 365 00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:50,914 你只待90天就走没那个问题 366 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:54,042 90天 367 00:19:55,544 --> 00:19:56,837 好兴奋 368 00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:25,198 教练 369 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,243 强尼？ 370 00:20:28,743 --> 00:20:30,245 你有天竺鼠吗？ 371 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,413 没有 372 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,206 我有，要不要搭便车？ 373 00:20:33,957 --> 00:20:36,751 谁开车？希望不是你的天竺鼠 374 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,420 萌宝又不会开车 375 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,964 -上车 -好 376 00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:48,096 谢谢你载我，外面好冷 377 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,349 -快冷死了 -这是我老姐艾莉 378 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,059 她是我最好的朋友 379 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:54,769 很高兴认识你，艾… 380 00:20:57,981 --> 00:21:00,233 -怎么了？ -什么事？ 381 00:21:01,234 --> 00:21:02,903 没什么 382 00:21:02,986 --> 00:21:04,905 她… 383 00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:07,365 她是你的… 384 00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:11,411 她长得很像我认识的一个人 385 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,246 是吗？ 386 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:17,334 很高兴第一次见到你，教练 387 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,169 叫我马可斯 388 00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:22,172 马可斯很好听的名字 389 00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:24,925 马可斯，你是朋友队的教练？ 390 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:26,551 -我没听错吧？ -对 391 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:30,096 说起来有点好笑 392 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,057 是吗？说给我笑一下 393 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,267 就是… 394 00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:35,810 我们…我… 395 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,564 也没那么好笑啦 396 00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,733 看起来也不像 397 00:21:42,484 --> 00:21:44,277 想不想拼车卡拉OK？ 398 00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:47,822 我不喜欢拼车卡拉OK 399 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,734 很遗憾你被开除了 400 00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:26,611 -真烂 -是啊 401 00:22:26,695 --> 00:22:28,446 至少我们终于有空聊聊 402 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:30,031 你家很赞耶 403 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:34,286 问你一件事 404 00:22:35,036 --> 00:22:37,455 我不能整个赛季都缺席 405 00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:41,334 我最近在动用关系 406 00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:43,420 突然想到你叔叔 407 00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:46,631 是篮球界最受敬重的总经理 408 00:22:46,715 --> 00:22:50,468 你能不能帮我跟他谈谈？ 409 00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:52,512 没问题 410 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,182 -是吗？ -对 411 00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,437 不要小联盟 412 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,440 -我要NBA -好 413 00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:06,151 第五助理教练还是球员发展 414 00:23:06,234 --> 00:23:08,195 是NBA都可以 415 00:23:08,278 --> 00:23:10,280 了解，交给我 416 00:23:10,363 --> 00:23:11,406 -是吗？ -对 417 00:23:12,616 --> 00:23:15,285 -我就知道你很行 -你才行 418 00:23:15,368 --> 00:23:16,578 -你很行 -才不是 419 00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:19,539 先生，你才行 420 00:23:20,957 --> 00:23:23,126 好啦，我很行 421 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:24,628 你说得对 422 00:23:24,711 --> 00:23:26,213 这样吧 423 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:29,883 我跟叔叔谈完后我们应该出去 424 00:23:29,966 --> 00:23:32,427 去夜店买醉狂欢 425 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,678 再告诉你结果 426 00:23:34,554 --> 00:23:36,973 我想到了 427 00:23:37,474 --> 00:23:38,558 传短信给我 428 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,602 那吃午饭 429 00:23:42,729 --> 00:23:47,192 今天要练习传球基本动作 430 00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:49,528 亚瑟，过来帮我示范 431 00:23:49,611 --> 00:23:52,572 首先是地板传球 432 00:23:52,656 --> 00:23:53,949 好了吗？ 433 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:56,284 看到没？ 434 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,578 拇指在球后方，手腕轻弹 435 00:23:58,662 --> 00:24:01,081 地板传球，懂吗？ 436 00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:03,792 球丢回来，亚瑟，很好 437 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,253 接下来是胸前传球 438 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:08,421 同样的动作不要弹地 439 00:24:08,505 --> 00:24:10,423 懂吗？ 440 00:24:10,507 --> 00:24:12,509 教练，你鞋带松了 441 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,345 好乖 442 00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:16,930 不好笑 443 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:23,311 亚瑟，搞什么鬼？ 444 00:24:24,104 --> 00:24:26,481 对不起，球不是要丢回去？ 445 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,483 对方也要准备接球 446 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:29,818 那是重点… 447 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:33,363 等一下 448 00:24:33,446 --> 00:24:35,782 你们先投篮，我马上回来 449 00:24:36,783 --> 00:24:38,577 -球… -肯尼 450 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,036 你好吗？ 451 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,914 西雅图那边还好吗？ 452 00:24:43,665 --> 00:24:46,251 搞屁啊 453 00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,339 没事，我再打给你 454 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,465 你们在干嘛？ 455 00:24:52,549 --> 00:24:54,009 投篮 456 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,013 -大鵰 -这是怎样？ 457 00:24:58,096 --> 00:24:59,306 大鵰舞 458 00:24:59,389 --> 00:25:03,101 NBA球员投进三分球的庆祝舞 459 00:25:03,185 --> 00:25:06,271 球也要投进，没人庆祝球没进 460 00:25:06,354 --> 00:25:09,024 秀泰就会，什么庆祝舞他都会 461 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:11,234 他是篮球达人 462 00:25:11,318 --> 00:25:12,360 是喔 463 00:25:12,819 --> 00:25:14,613 看好 464 00:25:14,696 --> 00:25:16,656 模仿史蒂芬柯瑞的摇摆舞 465 00:25:17,324 --> 00:25:18,617 你看 466 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:19,868 是喔 467 00:25:22,829 --> 00:25:24,623 好棒棒 468 00:25:24,706 --> 00:25:30,212 他背着投篮有投进过吗？ 469 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:34,508 这五年连篮框都没碰到 470 00:25:34,591 --> 00:25:35,800 他迟早会投进 471 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,223 很厉害 472 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:48,271 今天你们练球好像很开心 473 00:25:48,355 --> 00:25:52,400 我被亚瑟的球砸到脑震荡 474 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:53,944 除此之外是很开心 475 00:25:54,027 --> 00:25:58,031 我们没保险，我没听到 476 00:26:00,033 --> 00:26:02,494 再见，胡里奥，星期四见，教练 477 00:26:02,577 --> 00:26:05,080 -阿班 -要乖喔 478 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:08,375 拜托告诉我他不会骑那个东西 479 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:11,253 他住的地方很远 480 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:13,880 每天都骑那台滑板车通勤 481 00:26:13,964 --> 00:26:16,716 冰这么滑他会摔死 482 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,595 他骑到现在都没出事 483 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,347 你也做得到吗？ 484 00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:25,392 一针见血 485 00:26:25,976 --> 00:26:28,186 这些孩子的能力比你想的强 486 00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:29,771 你会很吃惊 487 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:35,318 比方说阿班，他一个人住 488 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,904 每天早上5点起床 489 00:26:37,988 --> 00:26:39,781 到餐厅厨房打工 490 00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:44,077 布莱尔没那么会照顾自己 491 00:26:44,161 --> 00:26:47,372 他跟几个人住在宿舍 492 00:26:47,455 --> 00:26:49,916 每天早上到园艺坊做事 493 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:55,380 他们的生活都过得很充实 494 00:26:56,506 --> 00:27:01,720 有人严重弱智，有人没那么严重 495 00:27:01,803 --> 00:27:03,388 有时是遗传 496 00:27:03,471 --> 00:27:07,726 有时是生产出问题或感染 497 00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:08,977 人都有缺陷 498 00:27:10,437 --> 00:27:12,439 再见，教练，再见，胡里奥 499 00:27:12,522 --> 00:27:14,274 再见，今晚要乖喔 500 00:27:14,357 --> 00:27:17,485 强尼在动物收容所打工 501 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,988 他爱各种动物 502 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,993 难怪体味那么重 503 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:29,080 他也讨厌洗澡 504 00:27:29,164 --> 00:27:30,165 原来如此 505 00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:35,462 晚安，教练，谢谢你的教导 506 00:27:42,969 --> 00:27:44,679 他说西班牙语吗？ 507 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,640 他会说四种语言 508 00:27:49,809 --> 00:27:53,730 2点45分从奥黑尔 飞往波特兰的航班延误了 509 00:27:53,813 --> 00:27:57,234 他怎么知道？那不正常 510 00:27:58,902 --> 00:28:01,071 天空一定很乱 511 00:28:03,823 --> 00:28:05,742 教练，看我运球 512 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,251 你会音乐篮球欸 513 00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:15,335 超帅 514 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,338 -要乖喔 -他是什么情况？ 515 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:21,216 克雷格在职业学校打工 516 00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:22,926 他是焊工 517 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:26,596 厉害到新生都会来看他工作 518 00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:29,432 他都叫他们粉丝 519 00:28:31,059 --> 00:28:33,603 还有寇弟在染料厂打工 520 00:28:33,687 --> 00:28:37,774 他才染头发，他也有组乐团 521 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,288 他是吉他手，还说美眉都喜欢他 522 00:28:58,211 --> 00:29:00,630 举起来 523 00:29:01,214 --> 00:29:04,009 投得好，很好 524 00:29:04,384 --> 00:29:06,595 今天我有信心，红队 525 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:12,434 各位，今天是比赛日 526 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,729 大家听好 527 00:29:16,479 --> 00:29:17,689 第一件事… 528 00:29:19,399 --> 00:29:21,193 我叫你们穿蓝色 529 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:22,694 我穿红色比较好看 530 00:29:23,737 --> 00:29:27,699 这是主场赛，主场球队要穿蓝色 531 00:29:27,782 --> 00:29:31,620 我女朋友有来，她喜欢我穿红色 532 00:29:32,496 --> 00:29:35,916 你女朋友一定也喜欢你穿蓝色 533 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:39,753 她会说看看克雷格穿蓝色好帅 534 00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:44,174 她没那么老土，她嘿咻有怪癖 535 00:29:44,257 --> 00:29:45,467 没错 536 00:29:47,469 --> 00:29:50,472 坐下，这样好了 537 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,558 你们不穿蓝色就不能打球 538 00:29:53,642 --> 00:29:57,020 我有色盲不知道我穿什么颜色 539 00:29:57,103 --> 00:30:00,565 马伦，好在你是穿蓝色 540 00:30:00,649 --> 00:30:04,653 等等，阿班人呢？ 541 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,155 他要打工不能来 542 00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:10,784 比赛日也要打工？ 543 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:15,539 他老板…很混蛋 544 00:30:15,622 --> 00:30:18,166 没阿班 545 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,627 我们只好凑合著用了 546 00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:28,385 很好 547 00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:33,682 漂亮，你看好球 548 00:30:34,516 --> 00:30:35,934 回来 549 00:30:37,477 --> 00:30:39,646 大家快回防 550 00:30:39,729 --> 00:30:42,023 -跑起来 -红队，快点 551 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,239 -不错 -手举起来，克雷格 552 00:30:49,322 --> 00:30:51,616 手伸出来，快防守 553 00:30:52,701 --> 00:30:54,202 进去防守 554 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,745 传得好，不要乱投，秀泰 555 00:30:57,998 --> 00:31:00,292 抢球 556 00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:03,712 突破防守冲到篮下 557 00:31:06,047 --> 00:31:07,966 漂亮 558 00:31:08,592 --> 00:31:10,510 投得好 559 00:31:10,594 --> 00:31:12,846 不要让他们跑过你，强尼 560 00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:15,682 防守对手，很好 561 00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:16,933 手伸出来 562 00:31:17,017 --> 00:31:20,395 大家手快伸出来 563 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,522 就是这样，很好 564 00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:24,941 强尼，快投篮，你投得进 565 00:31:26,193 --> 00:31:29,613 太棒了，你好棒 566 00:31:29,696 --> 00:31:31,865 吉米，这球是你的 567 00:31:31,948 --> 00:31:34,493 你看那球，漂亮 568 00:31:34,576 --> 00:31:37,120 回到位置，表现很好，吉米 569 00:31:37,204 --> 00:31:38,663 轮转 570 00:31:39,456 --> 00:31:42,334 加油，红队，大家进去防守 571 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,545 -抢篮板球 -投得真烂 572 00:31:45,629 --> 00:31:47,589 很好 573 00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:55,430 好了 574 00:31:56,973 --> 00:31:58,433 谢谢你送我 575 00:32:00,977 --> 00:32:02,187 马可斯马拉科维奇？ 576 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,857 -对 -你好，我是柔伊巴丁 577 00:32:05,941 --> 00:32:07,442 《德斯莫恩灯塔报》的记者 578 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,861 请问能不能采访你的新教练工作 579 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:12,155 我的新教练工作 580 00:32:12,239 --> 00:32:15,075 我倒是头一次听到，是费城吗？ 581 00:32:15,158 --> 00:32:18,954 是你当朋友队教练的社区服务 582 00:32:20,789 --> 00:32:22,582 无可奉告 583 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,334 -不会打扰你太久 -没空 584 00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:25,627 没空 585 00:32:33,593 --> 00:32:38,014 大家拿着球 586 00:32:39,182 --> 00:32:41,184 退到墙边 587 00:32:42,102 --> 00:32:43,228 好 588 00:32:44,521 --> 00:32:46,898 今天我要教你们 589 00:32:46,982 --> 00:32:49,901 最厉害的篮球战术 590 00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:52,654 叫做挡拆 591 00:32:53,154 --> 00:32:56,491 我超爱这个战术 592 00:32:56,741 --> 00:33:00,453 动作做对我就会硬起来 593 00:33:00,537 --> 00:33:01,663 讲什么东西？ 594 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:04,416 对不起，寇弟，就是事实 595 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,001 我也会硬起来吗？ 596 00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:07,711 运气好的话，马伦 597 00:33:07,794 --> 00:33:11,298 布莱尔，你来防守我 598 00:33:11,381 --> 00:33:13,216 强尼，你是我这队 599 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,010 阿班，你要防守强尼 600 00:33:15,552 --> 00:33:18,763 我示范一下 601 00:33:18,847 --> 00:33:21,308 我从右边朝你运球，强尼 602 00:33:21,391 --> 00:33:23,476 你过来挡布莱尔 603 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,895 要挡哪里？ 604 00:33:24,978 --> 00:33:26,605 挡他的手肘 605 00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:28,940 很好 606 00:33:31,151 --> 00:33:34,029 你也该洗澡了 607 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:35,363 大家都这样说 608 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,532 大家没说错，我被薰到流泪 609 00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:40,535 你墙做好没？ 610 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,245 墙是你吗？ 611 00:33:42,329 --> 00:33:43,872 你就是墙 612 00:33:44,664 --> 00:33:46,291 要像雕像一样 613 00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:49,503 很好，我从这边运球 614 00:33:49,586 --> 00:33:54,508 他们出来让你有机会转身，强尼 615 00:33:54,591 --> 00:33:58,178 -转身？ -转身上篮 616 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:01,472 雕像不会动欸 617 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:03,266 忘记我刚说雕像 618 00:34:05,184 --> 00:34:06,686 忘不掉 619 00:34:08,396 --> 00:34:09,481 好吧 620 00:34:11,106 --> 00:34:13,568 这就是挡拆战术 621 00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:16,153 你有硬起来吗，教练？ 622 00:34:16,863 --> 00:34:19,990 没有，马伦，我的小鸡鸡倒缩了 623 00:34:20,075 --> 00:34:21,660 好像很严重 624 00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:23,702 是啊 625 00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:32,546 阿姆斯的客场赛有跟你老板请假吗？ 626 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,881 我不信 627 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:36,633 不信什么？ 628 00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:40,220 他会准我请假我不信 629 00:34:40,595 --> 00:34:43,056 -不信什么？ -就是不信 630 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,308 好吧 631 00:34:46,268 --> 00:34:48,937 你还有问题就来找我 632 00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:52,274 强尼，去洗澡 633 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,109 我不信洗澡 634 00:34:55,443 --> 00:34:57,654 -什么意思？ -他怕水 635 00:34:57,737 --> 00:35:00,031 -有大老鼠 -大老鼠 636 00:35:00,115 --> 00:35:02,784 大老鼠… 637 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:06,163 -有大老鼠？ -不要紧张，我看一下 638 00:35:06,246 --> 00:35:08,248 -原来有大老鼠 -大老鼠 639 00:35:08,331 --> 00:35:10,167 -有大老鼠吗？ -希望它好好的 640 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,339 哪是大老鼠啦 641 00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:18,717 -是小老鼠 -救它，教练 642 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,928 -它会淹死，快救它 -不要紧张 643 00:35:22,012 --> 00:35:23,597 慢慢来 644 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,932 它不会淹死 645 00:35:26,016 --> 00:35:27,142 糟了 646 00:35:28,351 --> 00:35:30,061 赶快想办法 647 00:35:31,313 --> 00:35:33,315 -它跑去哪里？ -钻到排水管 648 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,650 它在下面会淹死的 649 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:39,237 快要淹死时肺都是水吸不到氧气 650 00:35:39,321 --> 00:35:41,114 现在没空听你讲百科 651 00:35:41,198 --> 00:35:43,241 快救它，教练 652 00:35:43,992 --> 00:35:44,993 好吧 653 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,495 糟糕 654 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:52,042 强尼，你要来救它 655 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,794 你是动物专家，它会有感应 656 00:35:54,878 --> 00:35:56,880 听到你的声音就会爬出来 657 00:35:56,963 --> 00:35:59,174 -快点来救它 -你行的 658 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,800 -很好 -快点 659 00:36:00,884 --> 00:36:01,885 你行的 660 00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:06,973 强尼，你要过来低头看 661 00:36:07,057 --> 00:36:09,935 站到水下面才看得到 662 00:36:10,018 --> 00:36:11,228 看到没？ 663 00:36:11,311 --> 00:36:12,854 小可爱，快出来 664 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:16,733 强尼，你要洗香香 665 00:36:16,816 --> 00:36:19,444 不洗干净会把小老鼠薰走 666 00:36:19,528 --> 00:36:22,739 你香喷喷它就会来找你 667 00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:27,035 夹肢窝洗干净，很好 668 00:36:27,536 --> 00:36:31,122 小鸡鸡也洗一洗 669 00:36:31,206 --> 00:36:34,876 不要搓太大力，很好 670 00:36:35,502 --> 00:36:37,420 非常好，强尼 671 00:36:37,504 --> 00:36:40,131 小可爱，我洗香香了，快出来 672 00:36:40,215 --> 00:36:41,883 -出来了 -它出来了 673 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,969 -它跑掉了 -它得救了 674 00:36:44,052 --> 00:36:45,220 -它钻走了 -太好了 675 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:47,597 -你救了它 -它自由了 676 00:36:47,681 --> 00:36:49,516 你解救小老鼠 677 00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:50,934 感觉怎么样？ 678 00:36:51,017 --> 00:36:53,019 -感觉很爽 -是吗？ 679 00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:54,938 抱一下，教练 680 00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:56,481 我洗好澡了 681 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,818 好吧，来抱抱 682 00:37:00,110 --> 00:37:01,403 好耶 683 00:37:02,904 --> 00:37:06,825 强尼… 684 00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:11,121 强尼… 685 00:37:12,289 --> 00:37:14,541 第一场客场赛 686 00:37:14,624 --> 00:37:16,293 -好兴奋 -对 687 00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:19,671 到那边的客运站搭车直接到阿姆斯 688 00:37:20,714 --> 00:37:23,091 等等，搭客运？ 689 00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:25,093 难道你要礼车来载？ 690 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,805 -你要来吗？ -没有 691 00:37:28,889 --> 00:37:32,100 我一个人没办法照顾这些人 692 00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:35,061 马可斯，不要慌，没事的 693 00:37:36,229 --> 00:37:39,065 差点忘记一件好消息 694 00:37:39,149 --> 00:37:42,319 受伤球员有人能替补达里斯 695 00:37:42,402 --> 00:37:46,323 柯森蒂诺很会打篮球 696 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,575 祝你好运 697 00:38:02,923 --> 00:38:04,716 强尼 698 00:38:04,799 --> 00:38:06,968 看看你香香又干净 699 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,554 我夹肢窝和脚都有擦婴儿爽身粉 700 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:12,641 很好 701 00:38:14,267 --> 00:38:16,353 等等，阿班呢？ 702 00:38:16,436 --> 00:38:18,480 他传短信跟我说要打工 703 00:38:19,314 --> 00:38:20,815 -又打工？ -对 704 00:38:22,609 --> 00:38:25,862 等这个柯森蒂诺来就出发 705 00:38:25,946 --> 00:38:27,572 柯森蒂诺的脚踝曾二级扭伤 706 00:38:27,656 --> 00:38:30,283 刚从受伤储备球员回来踹人 707 00:38:31,034 --> 00:38:32,577 我喜欢踹人 708 00:38:32,661 --> 00:38:34,538 是真的踹人 709 00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:38,124 -她来了 -柯森蒂诺 710 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:41,086 柯森蒂诺 711 00:38:55,725 --> 00:38:59,396 -柯森蒂诺 -柯森蒂诺 712 00:39:00,647 --> 00:39:03,733 -你是谁？ -教练马可斯 713 00:39:04,901 --> 00:39:06,528 欢迎来到球队，柯森蒂诺 714 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,738 不要撩妹 715 00:39:08,822 --> 00:39:12,576 保持专业，叫我柯森蒂诺小姐 716 00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:14,911 不好意思，柯森蒂诺小姐 717 00:39:14,995 --> 00:39:17,581 我们是去打篮球 718 00:39:17,664 --> 00:39:19,207 -不是冲浪 -我知道 719 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,709 带冲浪板干嘛？ 720 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,669 有时候这种东西很好用 721 00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:25,130 冲浪板？ 722 00:39:25,213 --> 00:39:27,424 你做你的事不要管我 723 00:39:27,507 --> 00:39:30,260 -这个家伙从哪里找来的？ -他自己来的 724 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,139 欢迎 725 00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:53,492 我每次都坐司机旁边 726 00:39:53,575 --> 00:39:55,202 看到路很疗愈 727 00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:57,329 聊天也很疗愈 728 00:39:57,412 --> 00:39:59,498 你觉得聊天也很疗愈吗？ 729 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,385 请你安静好吗？ 730 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,726 马可斯：你叔叔有消息吗？ 731 00:40:19,809 --> 00:40:22,354 我在努力 732 00:40:22,437 --> 00:40:24,523 什么意思啊？ 733 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:28,527 抖脚哥，能不能开顺一点？ 734 00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:30,946 我会晕车 735 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:33,949 呕吐袋放在哪里？ 736 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,826 我喜欢打保龄球 737 00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:37,702 我们到前面 738 00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:39,120 坐窗户边 739 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,668 真高兴看到你 740 00:40:44,751 --> 00:40:47,504 这个司机不太喜欢聊天 741 00:40:47,963 --> 00:40:50,674 你知道大众运输的历史吗？ 742 00:40:50,757 --> 00:40:52,175 超有意思 743 00:40:52,259 --> 00:40:55,011 1662年从巴黎开始 744 00:40:55,095 --> 00:40:57,305 强尼，过来后面坐 745 00:40:57,806 --> 00:41:00,517 他戴耳机听不到 746 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,562 你知道强尼要搬来跟我们住吗？ 747 00:41:03,645 --> 00:41:05,939 我听说了，布莱尔 748 00:41:06,398 --> 00:41:08,066 我来 749 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,443 不行 750 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:13,405 投弹 751 00:41:13,488 --> 00:41:14,781 糟了 752 00:41:16,616 --> 00:41:19,077 干嘛突然停下来啦 753 00:41:19,161 --> 00:41:20,912 这几个人是谁负责的？ 754 00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:23,665 是我，我是他们的教练 755 00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:24,875 你想害我们吐得满车啊 756 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:26,626 他们在捣乱 757 00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:28,253 有人拿东西丢我的头 758 00:41:28,336 --> 00:41:30,213 有人在我耳边叽喳个没完 759 00:41:30,297 --> 00:41:33,383 还有人在大声唱歌 760 00:41:33,466 --> 00:41:36,303 车上又没禁止唱歌的牌子 761 00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:38,680 不能乱丢东西 762 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:42,184 我们只是要去打一场篮球赛 763 00:41:42,475 --> 00:41:43,476 算了 764 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,978 说话小声点 765 00:41:45,061 --> 00:41:48,815 -我会跟他说 -好 766 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,861 糟糕 767 00:41:56,448 --> 00:41:58,742 爱荷华客运 768 00:42:05,665 --> 00:42:07,834 没赶上比赛怎么办？ 769 00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:10,879 规则规定比赛不到就是弃权，输了 770 00:42:11,421 --> 00:42:13,840 没那回事 771 00:42:13,924 --> 00:42:15,425 我们能拦车 772 00:42:15,717 --> 00:42:17,928 要拦一辆露营车才够 773 00:42:18,011 --> 00:42:20,180 我知道谁有露营车 774 00:42:27,187 --> 00:42:30,148 莎士比亚巡回剧场 775 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,692 你老姐是做什么的？ 776 00:42:32,776 --> 00:42:34,903 我说过她是演员 777 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:36,530 她演莎士比亚 778 00:42:38,615 --> 00:42:39,866 上车吧 779 00:42:39,950 --> 00:42:41,910 欢迎疲惫的旅人 780 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,293 这辆车好酷 781 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:53,547 比客运好多了是不是？ 782 00:42:53,630 --> 00:42:55,632 那辆客运都是呕吐味 783 00:42:59,386 --> 00:43:03,014 谢谢你来接我们 784 00:43:03,098 --> 00:43:05,392 要谢就谢我弟，我是看在他面子上 785 00:43:06,268 --> 00:43:08,603 他好像觉得你是很了不起的人 786 00:43:09,563 --> 00:43:11,815 我是想不太通啦 787 00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:16,987 他是很了不起的人 788 00:43:18,238 --> 00:43:22,534 听说你让他洗澡了，很谢谢你 789 00:43:22,617 --> 00:43:26,663 怎么会那样？没听过有人怕洗澡 790 00:43:26,746 --> 00:43:28,540 他怕水 791 00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,878 小时候他在游泳池差点溺水 792 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,088 说来话长 793 00:43:35,172 --> 00:43:38,675 他才会变成… 794 00:43:40,302 --> 00:43:43,305 变成… 795 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,391 他才会变成唐氏症？ 796 00:43:46,474 --> 00:43:49,769 -唐氏症是遗传，溺水不会得 -对不起 797 00:43:52,022 --> 00:43:54,441 我还在适应这种生活 798 00:43:54,524 --> 00:43:55,609 看得出来 799 00:43:55,692 --> 00:43:57,235 对 800 00:43:57,819 --> 00:44:00,322 听说你们这群小流氓被赶下客运 801 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,532 教练站出来帮我们说话 802 00:44:03,450 --> 00:44:04,493 真的吗？ 803 00:44:05,368 --> 00:44:08,330 -司机是个混蛋 -大混蛋 804 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,998 原来他跟你是同类 805 00:44:10,373 --> 00:44:13,668 没想到你们没办法沟通 806 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,170 我们有沟通 807 00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:19,508 我们自己在爱荷华荒郊野外乖乖下车 808 00:44:19,591 --> 00:44:20,800 做得好 809 00:44:23,553 --> 00:44:25,514 快防守，跑起来 810 00:44:27,682 --> 00:44:29,601 这边要防守 811 00:44:29,684 --> 00:44:31,269 快运球 812 00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:34,397 要找没人防守的人 813 00:44:34,481 --> 00:44:36,024 用点心打球 814 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,150 没关系，加油 815 00:44:37,234 --> 00:44:39,277 防守 816 00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:43,782 谁来防守这个家伙 817 00:44:43,865 --> 00:44:45,033 投得好，彼得 818 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,451 太精采了 819 00:44:46,535 --> 00:44:48,161 挡住彼得投篮 820 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,332 秀泰，不行 821 00:44:52,415 --> 00:44:56,086 秀泰，你能面向篮框投球 822 00:44:56,169 --> 00:44:59,339 -加油 -不要投长射，寇弟 823 00:44:59,422 --> 00:45:01,091 不要乱投 824 00:45:01,174 --> 00:45:02,467 加油 825 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:05,720 膝盖好痛 826 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:10,058 你的膝盖离心脏很远，忍住回到场上 827 00:45:17,941 --> 00:45:19,985 找没人防守的人，他在篮下 828 00:45:20,068 --> 00:45:21,486 就在那边 829 00:45:21,570 --> 00:45:23,530 传得好，就是那样 830 00:45:23,613 --> 00:45:25,949 不错 831 00:45:27,409 --> 00:45:30,495 投篮，寇弟，漂亮 832 00:45:30,579 --> 00:45:32,622 这样才像球队 833 00:45:32,706 --> 00:45:35,375 运球到底上篮 834 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,544 漂亮 835 00:45:37,794 --> 00:45:41,339 非常好，克雷格 836 00:45:41,423 --> 00:45:43,341 大家防守他，卡位挡他 837 00:45:43,425 --> 00:45:45,343 手举高 838 00:45:45,427 --> 00:45:47,304 这样才像话 839 00:45:49,389 --> 00:45:51,892 好好运球 840 00:45:52,434 --> 00:45:54,144 注意传球，投篮，强尼 841 00:45:54,227 --> 00:45:55,520 投篮 842 00:45:55,604 --> 00:45:57,898 -那就是擦板球 -好耶，强尼 843 00:45:57,981 --> 00:45:59,858 投得好，强尼 844 00:46:09,743 --> 00:46:10,785 奥康诺利餐厅酒吧 845 00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:13,121 投得非常好，我们很需要 846 00:46:18,293 --> 00:46:20,086 我们赢了 847 00:46:23,507 --> 00:46:24,799 太帅了 848 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,426 你出来做什么？ 849 00:46:26,510 --> 00:46:29,679 你应该待在厨房，客人会看到 850 00:46:29,763 --> 00:46:31,556 你有什么毛病？ 851 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,682 我的球队赢了 852 00:46:32,766 --> 00:46:35,644 真的吗？他们赢了？ 853 00:46:35,727 --> 00:46:36,937 关我屁事 854 00:46:37,437 --> 00:46:41,858 不要再拿篮球的事来烦我 855 00:46:41,942 --> 00:46:44,319 我花钱请你来做事 不是穿小短裤到处走 856 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:45,946 快去 857 00:46:46,738 --> 00:46:49,449 回去洗盘子 858 00:46:53,745 --> 00:46:56,998 教练，下一场客场赛要怎么去？ 859 00:46:57,082 --> 00:47:00,126 搭客运好像不太好 860 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,545 我同意 861 00:47:01,628 --> 00:47:03,296 干脆只打主场赛就好了 862 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:05,882 不打客场赛就是弃权 863 00:47:05,966 --> 00:47:07,467 弃权视同输球 864 00:47:07,551 --> 00:47:08,677 我们赛季一半都输球 865 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,263 不会有资格晋级北美地区赛 866 00:47:11,346 --> 00:47:13,849 今年地区赛在温尼伯举行 867 00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:15,600 在加拿大耶 868 00:47:15,684 --> 00:47:17,769 还能出国旅行 869 00:47:17,853 --> 00:47:21,439 坐飞机住旅馆超像皮条客 870 00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:26,862 温尼伯是加拿大的经线中心点 871 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:28,530 你怎么知道？ 872 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:29,906 我什么都知道 873 00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:31,241 那里也有冰壶 874 00:47:31,324 --> 00:47:35,871 有冰壶一定要去 每场比赛都要打不准弃权 875 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:39,916 好啦，不要激动，我们没弃权 876 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,835 租一辆厢型车就好了 877 00:47:42,794 --> 00:47:46,006 胡里奥说计划没经费 878 00:47:46,089 --> 00:47:48,800 就算有经费我也… 879 00:47:48,884 --> 00:47:51,720 你爱喝酒不能开车 880 00:47:52,762 --> 00:47:54,931 我记得 881 00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:56,099 你呢？ 882 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:59,477 我印象中你周末都有空 883 00:48:00,270 --> 00:48:01,271 记性真好 884 00:48:01,354 --> 00:48:03,523 艾莉星期六都休息 885 00:48:04,024 --> 00:48:05,442 星期六都休息？ 886 00:48:05,525 --> 00:48:10,155 你还有这辆大战车好用 887 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,949 -怎么样？ -拜托，艾莉 888 00:48:13,033 --> 00:48:15,285 -不要求我 -拜托，艾莉 889 00:48:15,368 --> 00:48:17,954 拜托，艾莉 890 00:48:18,038 --> 00:48:21,333 -求求你 -好啦，我载你们去 891 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:22,501 -太好了 -好耶 892 00:48:22,584 --> 00:48:25,712 艾莉… 893 00:48:25,795 --> 00:48:28,423 艾莉… 894 00:48:28,507 --> 00:48:33,220 艾莉… 895 00:48:34,221 --> 00:48:37,516 走路小心，晚上地上很滑 896 00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:38,850 小心点 897 00:48:38,934 --> 00:48:41,853 -到家了 -走好，大哥 898 00:48:41,937 --> 00:48:44,356 小强强，快进去睡觉 899 00:48:44,439 --> 00:48:46,733 -妈在里面 -你要去哪里？ 900 00:48:46,816 --> 00:48:49,110 我送教练回家就回来 901 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,738 -我能叫车 -我载你回家 902 00:48:51,821 --> 00:48:53,240 -会很晚吗？ -好吧 903 00:48:53,323 --> 00:48:54,407 不会很晚 904 00:48:54,491 --> 00:48:56,535 我送他回家就回来 905 00:48:56,618 --> 00:48:57,619 -好 -好 906 00:48:57,702 --> 00:49:01,039 -再见，教练，比赛好精采 -今天表现很好 907 00:49:01,122 --> 00:49:03,333 -对 -太棒了 908 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:04,709 晚安，睡香香 909 00:49:04,793 --> 00:49:05,877 你也是，爱你 910 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,762 你要杀掉我吗？ 911 00:49:17,264 --> 00:49:18,807 我就明说了 912 00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:22,394 我是40岁的女人没空打哈哈 913 00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:23,937 知道我平常都在做什么吗？ 914 00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:25,188 不知道 915 00:49:25,272 --> 00:49:27,732 表演莎士比亚给吃完午饭的国中生看 916 00:49:28,358 --> 00:49:31,319 知道国中生吃完午饭想做什么吗？ 917 00:49:31,653 --> 00:49:32,654 不知道 918 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,155 不是看莎士比亚 919 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,200 累归累，我很喜欢表演 920 00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:41,037 回家我会接簿记案来做，莎士比亚… 921 00:49:41,121 --> 00:49:43,582 说出来你可能不信 922 00:49:43,665 --> 00:49:44,791 赚的钱很少 923 00:49:45,834 --> 00:49:49,421 然后去接强尼陪他一整个下午 924 00:49:49,504 --> 00:49:51,798 我很爱他，不过很累 925 00:49:51,882 --> 00:49:55,302 再跟我妈做晚饭，陪强尼看电视 926 00:49:55,385 --> 00:50:00,307 有时候还有体力就会上交友软体 927 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,683 女人有需要 928 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,853 当然 929 00:50:04,936 --> 00:50:07,355 你虽然很烦人 930 00:50:07,439 --> 00:50:09,316 我没记错的话，你… 931 00:50:11,026 --> 00:50:12,861 床上功夫还可以 932 00:50:13,862 --> 00:50:18,283 还可以是水准以上还是没鱼虾也好 933 00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:19,826 你会做完事 934 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:22,037 还算过关 935 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,789 有时候女人也只求这样 936 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:29,127 你在拐弯夸我 937 00:50:29,211 --> 00:50:31,630 重点是要不要做？ 938 00:50:32,714 --> 00:50:34,549 就当我用脚向右滑 939 00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:36,718 很好，系好安全带 940 00:50:50,398 --> 00:50:53,193 听好，秀泰 941 00:50:53,276 --> 00:50:55,612 看到我的肩膀面向篮框 942 00:50:55,695 --> 00:50:59,366 我的胸骨面向篮框 943 00:50:59,449 --> 00:51:02,452 摆好姿势，然后投篮 944 00:51:02,536 --> 00:51:04,120 -我试试看 -要吗？ 945 00:51:04,204 --> 00:51:05,539 -要 -加油 946 00:51:07,415 --> 00:51:09,334 这样非常好 947 00:51:09,417 --> 00:51:11,211 面向篮框很好 948 00:51:12,003 --> 00:51:13,797 -达里斯 -不要 949 00:51:19,302 --> 00:51:20,720 大鵰 950 00:51:23,765 --> 00:51:24,766 大鵰是吧？ 951 00:51:28,770 --> 00:51:31,356 不错，克雷格，动起来 952 00:51:31,690 --> 00:51:32,691 克雷格 953 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,277 动起来，很好 954 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:38,864 好耶 955 00:51:39,281 --> 00:51:41,491 不错，寇弟 956 00:51:43,827 --> 00:51:44,828 还不错 957 00:51:47,581 --> 00:51:50,500 挡拆，强尼，做墙 958 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,751 很好 959 00:51:51,835 --> 00:51:53,211 现在转身 960 00:51:54,254 --> 00:51:55,255 转身 961 00:51:57,299 --> 00:51:59,342 叫你转身你在干嘛？ 962 00:51:59,426 --> 00:52:02,387 雕像不会动欸 963 00:52:04,139 --> 00:52:05,140 对 964 00:52:09,186 --> 00:52:12,397 后来死去皇后的好朋友 965 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,608 给国王看妙丽的雕像 966 00:52:14,691 --> 00:52:18,528 她说时候到了，下来 967 00:52:18,612 --> 00:52:23,200 不再当石雕，那个雕像就复活了 968 00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:24,576 -真的吗？ -对 969 00:52:24,659 --> 00:52:26,161 她动起来 970 00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:29,039 然后走下座台 971 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,337 克雷格，球投进篮 972 00:52:35,754 --> 00:52:38,632 挡拆，强尼，雕像 973 00:52:39,382 --> 00:52:41,301 现在转身，强尼 974 00:52:42,302 --> 00:52:45,430 时候到了，下来，不再当石雕，妙丽 975 00:52:45,514 --> 00:52:47,307 转身，妙丽 976 00:52:51,394 --> 00:52:52,395 太好了 977 00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:54,898 就是这样 978 00:52:54,981 --> 00:52:56,900 -好耶 -漂亮 979 00:52:57,609 --> 00:53:00,862 看到没？那就是挡拆战术 980 00:53:01,238 --> 00:53:03,323 你有硬起来吗，教练？ 981 00:53:03,406 --> 00:53:05,784 -硬到不行，马伦 -很好 982 00:53:07,077 --> 00:53:08,245 待会再说 983 00:53:08,328 --> 00:53:09,704 防守 984 00:53:09,788 --> 00:53:11,748 好想听 985 00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:30,267 好耶 986 00:53:36,731 --> 00:53:37,732 怎样？ 987 00:53:38,692 --> 00:53:40,151 对我比暂停？ 988 00:53:40,443 --> 00:53:41,862 能问你一个问题吗？ 989 00:53:42,237 --> 00:53:44,781 -现在？ -对 990 00:53:45,198 --> 00:53:48,869 我只是在想 991 00:53:49,077 --> 00:53:50,745 -我跟你… -不会吧 992 00:53:51,496 --> 00:53:52,622 -等等 -你在干嘛？ 993 00:53:52,706 --> 00:53:53,707 不要让我难做 994 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,459 好萌喔，你想问什么？ 995 00:53:56,543 --> 00:53:59,880 我们是什么关系？ 996 00:53:59,963 --> 00:54:02,591 我们只是炮友 997 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:05,010 就是客场赛顺便嘿咻的炮友 998 00:54:06,887 --> 00:54:08,054 那样你接受？ 999 00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:11,183 你社区服务90天后 1000 00:54:11,266 --> 00:54:13,894 -又不打算留下来吧？ -对 1001 00:54:13,977 --> 00:54:17,189 这样对我们都好 1002 00:54:17,272 --> 00:54:18,857 你接受吗？ 1003 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:21,318 我能学着接受 1004 00:54:21,401 --> 00:54:24,487 那就好，能继续吗？ 1005 00:54:25,572 --> 00:54:26,740 当然 1006 00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:38,543 这里是什么情况？ 1007 00:54:39,127 --> 00:54:40,545 水管爆掉 1008 00:54:41,838 --> 00:54:44,007 一定是全球暖化害的 1009 00:54:44,841 --> 00:54:47,219 一下子下雨寒流又下雪 1010 00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:50,972 寒流又来，一月又热得要命 1011 00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:56,353 我叫他们不用来，他们还是跑来了 1012 00:54:56,436 --> 00:54:58,063 他们最近练球也辛苦了 1013 00:54:58,146 --> 00:54:59,689 休息一天我会找人把水管修好 1014 00:54:59,773 --> 00:55:00,982 不行 1015 00:55:01,483 --> 00:55:02,859 不能休息 1016 00:55:03,485 --> 00:55:06,655 我知道一个地方，大家跟我来 1017 00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:08,073 我没人守 1018 00:55:09,825 --> 00:55:10,826 投篮 1019 00:55:11,243 --> 00:55:12,536 传过来 1020 00:55:15,330 --> 00:55:16,331 超帅 1021 00:55:17,582 --> 00:55:20,126 今天要在这里练球 1022 00:55:20,210 --> 00:55:21,211 会很精采 1023 00:55:21,294 --> 00:55:23,296 阿班都没机会比赛 1024 00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:25,715 他老板是个大混蛋 1025 00:55:25,799 --> 00:55:27,884 他老板是个大混蛋，没错 1026 00:55:27,968 --> 00:55:29,678 今天 1027 00:55:29,761 --> 00:55:31,137 阿班能上场 1028 00:55:31,221 --> 00:55:33,765 还有我陪你们打球 1029 00:55:33,849 --> 00:55:34,933 好耶 1030 00:55:35,016 --> 00:55:37,602 有人邀请我们打球吗？ 1031 00:55:37,686 --> 00:55:40,814 不用邀请，又没人在等 1032 00:55:40,897 --> 00:55:42,148 直接喊下一个是我们 1033 00:55:43,024 --> 00:55:44,943 就能打下一场比赛 1034 00:55:45,026 --> 00:55:46,194 投篮 1035 00:55:46,736 --> 00:55:47,821 那球投得好 1036 00:55:47,904 --> 00:55:48,905 好了 1037 00:55:48,989 --> 00:55:51,700 阿班，大声喊出来 1038 00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,869 -下一个是我们 -不错 1039 00:55:54,911 --> 00:55:55,912 再见 1040 00:55:55,996 --> 00:55:56,997 再比一场 1041 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,582 -再说 -不要太拼 1042 00:56:01,751 --> 00:56:04,379 有听到我的人在喊吗？下一个是我们 1043 00:56:05,088 --> 00:56:06,381 我们要再比一场 1044 00:56:07,090 --> 00:56:08,758 是什么绝地控心术吗？ 1045 00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:13,054 你输球，下一个就是我们 1046 00:56:14,097 --> 00:56:16,808 -拜托 -拜托什么？ 1047 00:56:17,601 --> 00:56:20,103 -你知道 -我不知道 1048 00:56:20,187 --> 00:56:21,646 不要逼我说出来 1049 00:56:21,730 --> 00:56:23,190 逼你说什么？ 1050 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,651 他们是智障 1051 00:56:27,819 --> 00:56:29,196 不准说粗话 1052 00:56:31,448 --> 00:56:33,200 大家来打球 1053 00:56:33,283 --> 00:56:34,576 -下一个是我们 -对 1054 00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:35,785 你超帅 1055 00:56:41,374 --> 00:56:43,585 这样才叫打球 1056 00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:45,879 加油，寇弟 1057 00:56:48,089 --> 00:56:49,257 就是这样 1058 00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:53,637 非常好，加油 1059 00:56:54,137 --> 00:56:55,305 不错 1060 00:56:56,348 --> 00:56:57,682 快冲 1061 00:56:57,766 --> 00:56:58,767 对 1062 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,480 阿班，钱哥 1063 00:57:03,897 --> 00:57:05,190 大家加油 1064 00:57:07,943 --> 00:57:08,944 -漂亮 -很好，克雷格 1065 00:57:09,027 --> 00:57:10,654 防守 1066 00:57:11,988 --> 00:57:13,990 我是火锅高手木桶伯 1067 00:57:14,074 --> 00:57:16,326 就是这样，小阿班 1068 00:57:30,632 --> 00:57:32,342 达里斯 1069 00:57:32,425 --> 00:57:33,718 一起来打球 1070 00:57:40,684 --> 00:57:43,103 教练，我没人守 1071 00:57:45,939 --> 00:57:46,982 暂停 1072 00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:51,486 我拉到肌肉，你快上场 1073 00:57:51,570 --> 00:57:53,989 -不要 -快点 1074 00:57:54,072 --> 00:57:58,410 我前十字韧带和肩膀都快散了 1075 00:57:58,493 --> 00:58:00,704 连蛋蛋都移位了 1076 00:58:00,787 --> 00:58:03,415 我不是教练 1077 00:58:03,498 --> 00:58:05,375 球队需要你，他们只有四个人 1078 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,918 快上场 1079 00:58:07,002 --> 00:58:09,880 很好，快去 1080 00:58:14,843 --> 00:58:16,720 非常好，达里斯 1081 00:58:16,803 --> 00:58:18,221 火力全开 1082 00:58:20,599 --> 00:58:23,602 达里斯，太帅了，打得好精采 1083 00:58:24,186 --> 00:58:25,478 跑起来 1084 00:58:26,479 --> 00:58:27,606 卡位挡他 1085 00:58:33,695 --> 00:58:35,155 散开 1086 00:58:37,199 --> 00:58:40,702 漂亮，投得非常好，达里斯 1087 00:58:42,496 --> 00:58:45,332 -打得很精采，达里斯 -我知道 1088 00:58:45,415 --> 00:58:47,042 你要不要… 1089 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:48,126 不要 1090 00:58:55,592 --> 00:58:57,260 -我要接一下 -好 1091 00:58:57,677 --> 00:58:58,678 喂？ 1092 00:58:58,762 --> 00:59:01,973 桑尼？有消息吗？ 1093 00:59:02,057 --> 00:59:04,726 我叔叔说凤凰城有兴趣 1094 00:59:04,809 --> 00:59:06,353 他是你的铁粉 1095 00:59:06,436 --> 00:59:07,562 下次再说 1096 00:59:09,856 --> 00:59:10,899 不好意思 1097 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,901 -什么声音？ -我还有事 1098 00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:19,115 太好了 1099 00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:24,079 开始，腿动起来 1100 00:59:24,704 --> 00:59:25,705 对 1101 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:29,876 吸气，呼气 1102 00:59:30,752 --> 00:59:33,505 吸气，呼气 1103 00:59:33,588 --> 00:59:37,133 不要急，速度再慢慢加快 1104 00:59:47,978 --> 00:59:50,689 真的假的？ 1105 00:59:50,772 --> 00:59:52,858 你没看到吗？他带球走欸 1106 00:59:52,941 --> 00:59:55,944 -你当什么裁判？ -可以走两步 1107 00:59:56,027 --> 00:59:57,153 -可以吗？ -对 1108 00:59:57,237 --> 00:59:58,697 对不起 1109 00:59:58,947 --> 01:00:01,825 不用道歉，裁判本来就是给人骂的 1110 01:00:01,992 --> 01:00:05,036 你听到了，老裁，出门要带脑子 1111 01:00:15,172 --> 01:00:17,966 前职篮教练有新朋友 1112 01:00:21,386 --> 01:00:24,639 罗密欧，请问这是哪个无礼的家伙 1113 01:00:24,723 --> 01:00:27,767 奶妈，是一个爱说话的绅士 1114 01:00:28,268 --> 01:00:29,311 我要教训他 1115 01:00:29,978 --> 01:00:33,315 我对付不了就找能对付他的人 1116 01:00:33,523 --> 01:00:35,025 下流胚子 1117 01:00:35,108 --> 01:00:36,902 我不是他打情骂俏的女人 1118 01:00:36,985 --> 01:00:40,030 我不是他的流莺 1119 01:00:40,113 --> 01:00:45,160 上帝为证，我气到全身发抖 1120 01:00:45,702 --> 01:00:47,412 下流胚子 1121 01:01:05,472 --> 01:01:08,725 超级朋友势不可挡 1122 01:01:09,351 --> 01:01:12,562 天啊 1123 01:01:12,646 --> 01:01:13,772 《莎士比亚入门》 1124 01:01:13,855 --> 01:01:15,315 这是什么，年轻人？ 1125 01:01:15,941 --> 01:01:17,108 被你抓包了 1126 01:01:18,235 --> 01:01:19,903 我很想把书藏起来 1127 01:01:19,986 --> 01:01:23,406 我对莎士比亚一窍不通 1128 01:01:23,490 --> 01:01:25,242 第二本书？ 1129 01:01:25,909 --> 01:01:29,162 害我突然语塞欸 1130 01:01:29,246 --> 01:01:32,541 怎么想像都想像不到 1131 01:01:34,751 --> 01:01:35,877 你喜欢莎士比亚？ 1132 01:01:37,462 --> 01:01:41,967 我关心某些 1133 01:01:42,050 --> 01:01:44,803 喜欢莎士比亚的人 1134 01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:47,138 真的吗？ 1135 01:01:48,014 --> 01:01:50,600 真的 1136 01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:11,204 你来了 1137 01:02:12,998 --> 01:02:14,457 你好吗，马可斯？ 1138 01:02:16,251 --> 01:02:20,213 我告诉你什么不好 1139 01:02:20,714 --> 01:02:23,550 我直接联络你叔叔的办公室才发现 1140 01:02:23,633 --> 01:02:26,761 原来他不是我的铁粉 1141 01:02:27,345 --> 01:02:28,346 是吗？ 1142 01:02:30,390 --> 01:02:31,558 是吗？ 1143 01:02:33,977 --> 01:02:37,189 他不是 1144 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:43,069 我很想帮你，他当面狠狠拒绝我 1145 01:02:43,153 --> 01:02:44,613 当面狠狠拒绝你 1146 01:02:44,696 --> 01:02:48,783 什么凤凰城都是乱掰的 1147 01:02:52,078 --> 01:02:54,122 -对 -搞屁啊 1148 01:02:54,915 --> 01:02:57,209 你在玩弄我的人生 1149 01:02:57,292 --> 01:03:00,086 那是我最后机会，干嘛要搞我？ 1150 01:03:02,881 --> 01:03:04,132 我想跟你当朋友 1151 01:03:04,674 --> 01:03:06,510 最好是 1152 01:03:06,593 --> 01:03:10,639 你想要我教你怎么当好教练 1153 01:03:10,722 --> 01:03:11,973 你在利用我 1154 01:03:12,974 --> 01:03:16,269 你跟我出来是要巴结我叔叔 1155 01:03:16,353 --> 01:03:19,022 要说谁在利用谁… 1156 01:03:24,277 --> 01:03:25,445 再见，马可斯 1157 01:03:26,071 --> 01:03:27,155 小子 1158 01:03:29,199 --> 01:03:31,660 你干嘛想跟我当朋友？ 1159 01:03:33,829 --> 01:03:35,038 不知道 1160 01:03:36,122 --> 01:03:37,582 你好像没什么朋友 1161 01:03:49,719 --> 01:03:51,805 今天进步很大，教练 1162 01:03:51,888 --> 01:03:54,307 我会挡拆耶 1163 01:03:54,391 --> 01:03:56,852 挡拆 1164 01:03:57,811 --> 01:04:00,647 你今天很安静 1165 01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:06,570 我今天听到凤凰城不太好的消息 1166 01:04:08,238 --> 01:04:09,239 是喔 1167 01:04:09,322 --> 01:04:11,241 知道我看到什么就开心吗，教练？ 1168 01:04:12,075 --> 01:04:13,285 肉卷 1169 01:04:13,994 --> 01:04:15,620 你应该来家里吃晚饭 1170 01:04:15,704 --> 01:04:19,749 我今天晚上没空，强尼，谢谢 1171 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:24,629 不是今天晚上，星期一才吃肉卷 1172 01:04:24,713 --> 01:04:26,715 你一定要来，超好吃 1173 01:04:26,798 --> 01:04:30,177 不好吧 1174 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:32,179 来嘛，还能认识我们的妈妈 1175 01:04:32,262 --> 01:04:37,851 他大概安排好星期一要吃通心粉 1176 01:04:37,934 --> 01:04:40,687 -不要强迫人家 -不是 1177 01:04:42,898 --> 01:04:44,149 这样吧 1178 01:04:44,232 --> 01:04:48,445 我接受你的好意，强尼 1179 01:04:48,528 --> 01:04:49,529 我会去 1180 01:04:49,613 --> 01:04:51,823 太好了 1181 01:04:52,574 --> 01:04:53,575 你确定？ 1182 01:04:53,658 --> 01:04:56,036 很确定 1183 01:04:56,119 --> 01:04:59,247 我想不到星期一还有什么事好做 1184 01:05:04,669 --> 01:05:06,671 种马队，西门 1185 01:05:19,518 --> 01:05:20,602 你在干嘛？ 1186 01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:23,313 我躲起来看不出来吗？ 1187 01:05:23,730 --> 01:05:24,856 躲什么？ 1188 01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:28,652 我被开除了记得吗？ 1189 01:05:28,735 --> 01:05:30,695 没错 1190 01:05:32,113 --> 01:05:33,114 什么事？ 1191 01:05:33,198 --> 01:05:34,908 我只是在想 1192 01:05:34,991 --> 01:05:38,036 他们还对你大材小用？ 1193 01:05:38,411 --> 01:05:41,122 我还在接屁，如果你是问这个 1194 01:05:43,792 --> 01:05:46,044 你星期二和星期四有空吗？ 1195 01:05:46,127 --> 01:05:48,296 有时候 1196 01:05:49,339 --> 01:05:50,841 我欠一个助理 1197 01:05:51,216 --> 01:05:53,260 教朋友队？真的假的？ 1198 01:05:53,844 --> 01:05:59,683 我教他们不同的练习 1199 01:05:59,766 --> 01:06:04,187 他们分成两队就天下大乱 1200 01:06:05,939 --> 01:06:07,566 我需要帮手 1201 01:06:07,649 --> 01:06:11,695 不是什么高薪工作，但是篮球 1202 01:06:11,778 --> 01:06:14,614 还有 1203 01:06:15,365 --> 01:06:17,325 有时候能看球赛影片 1204 01:06:17,409 --> 01:06:18,535 怎么样？ 1205 01:06:19,369 --> 01:06:22,372 还用问吗？ 1206 01:06:23,707 --> 01:06:26,668 等等，我们是朋友还是师徒？ 1207 01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:30,255 是专业还是社交关系？还是两者？ 1208 01:06:30,338 --> 01:06:33,175 现在说还早，先不要把关系讲死 1209 01:06:33,258 --> 01:06:34,259 -好 -对 1210 01:06:34,342 --> 01:06:35,677 我今天晚上有空 1211 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,973 我晚上有事，再传短信给你 1212 01:06:41,016 --> 01:06:42,267 我要闪了 1213 01:07:01,161 --> 01:07:02,162 -你好 -你好 1214 01:07:02,245 --> 01:07:04,247 我是篮球教练马可斯 1215 01:07:04,331 --> 01:07:06,374 我是朵妈，快进来 1216 01:07:10,879 --> 01:07:13,006 这就是我的家 1217 01:07:13,757 --> 01:07:15,634 他们应该很快回来 1218 01:07:15,717 --> 01:07:18,553 -这瓶酒送你 -不用那么客气 1219 01:07:18,637 --> 01:07:21,264 谢谢，请坐，我马上回来 1220 01:07:21,348 --> 01:07:22,599 好 1221 01:07:27,979 --> 01:07:31,358 你的仓鼠差点被我压扁 1222 01:07:31,441 --> 01:07:33,652 那是萌宝，它没事 1223 01:07:33,735 --> 01:07:35,487 好 1224 01:07:35,570 --> 01:07:37,906 你最近是大忙人 1225 01:07:38,406 --> 01:07:39,407 什么意思？ 1226 01:07:39,491 --> 01:07:42,202 教强尼打篮球 1227 01:07:42,577 --> 01:07:45,121 还要应付艾莉 1228 01:07:46,706 --> 01:07:48,208 我听不懂 1229 01:07:49,292 --> 01:07:50,544 你听不懂？ 1230 01:07:50,627 --> 01:07:52,796 听不懂 1231 01:07:52,878 --> 01:07:54,172 你心里有数 1232 01:07:54,256 --> 01:07:58,342 我不知道你知道什么事 1233 01:07:58,426 --> 01:08:03,598 我只知道是来吃晚饭 1234 01:08:03,681 --> 01:08:04,724 是啊 1235 01:08:11,773 --> 01:08:14,818 强尼 1236 01:08:15,652 --> 01:08:17,112 阿桃…不好意思 1237 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:19,823 -不要闻了，阿桃 -坐下 1238 01:08:19,906 --> 01:08:22,449 -好亲人 -不好意思 1239 01:08:22,534 --> 01:08:24,034 家里好像动物园 1240 01:08:24,119 --> 01:08:28,540 我刚差点压扁你的沙鼠 1241 01:08:28,623 --> 01:08:30,917 这些小可爱是收容所的动物 1242 01:08:31,001 --> 01:08:32,002 我救它们 1243 01:08:32,085 --> 01:08:34,503 能不能救我一下？ 1244 01:08:34,587 --> 01:08:35,881 -有点痒 -走开 1245 01:08:35,964 --> 01:08:39,301 -阿桃，坐下，很抱歉 -没关系 1246 01:08:39,384 --> 01:08:44,055 收容所要安乐死的动物我都会救 1247 01:08:44,139 --> 01:08:48,601 我去打工后就没动物被安乐死了 1248 01:08:48,685 --> 01:08:50,645 真的？太好了 1249 01:08:50,729 --> 01:08:52,189 一只都没有 1250 01:08:52,272 --> 01:08:53,690 一只都没有 1251 01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:58,778 太好吃了 1252 01:08:59,404 --> 01:09:00,947 很谢谢你 1253 01:09:01,031 --> 01:09:04,242 好久没吃到家常菜了 1254 01:09:05,034 --> 01:09:06,286 想不起来有多久 1255 01:09:08,455 --> 01:09:11,166 起司肉卷也是我最爱吃的，教练 1256 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,543 虽然不健康，好吃就好 1257 01:09:14,127 --> 01:09:17,589 我应该要吃低胆固醇的菜 1258 01:09:17,672 --> 01:09:19,549 难道我会活到一百岁？ 1259 01:09:19,632 --> 01:09:20,926 -对 -应该不会 1260 01:09:21,009 --> 01:09:23,302 -说得有理 -你该不会是食物魔人吧？ 1261 01:09:23,386 --> 01:09:25,764 起司肉卷夜随便吃 1262 01:09:29,141 --> 01:09:33,730 强尼要搬到宿舍跟大家住 1263 01:09:33,813 --> 01:09:35,357 会很好玩的 1264 01:09:37,025 --> 01:09:38,777 我就说吧 1265 01:09:39,569 --> 01:09:41,488 哪有，谁跟你说的？ 1266 01:09:43,865 --> 01:09:47,202 强尼和寇弟，还有克雷格和布莱尔 1267 01:09:47,285 --> 01:09:48,870 他们都很兴奋 1268 01:09:48,954 --> 01:09:52,624 家里什么都有他不用搬出去 1269 01:09:52,707 --> 01:09:54,084 我们过得很开心吧 1270 01:09:54,167 --> 01:09:55,168 -对 -对 1271 01:09:55,252 --> 01:09:57,087 强尼，是你说… 1272 01:09:57,170 --> 01:09:58,171 不关你的事 1273 01:10:09,349 --> 01:10:10,350 好吧 1274 01:10:12,519 --> 01:10:14,354 明天还有要事 1275 01:10:14,437 --> 01:10:15,939 我最好该走了 1276 01:10:17,482 --> 01:10:19,067 谢谢你的招待 1277 01:10:19,150 --> 01:10:20,610 实在太美味了 1278 01:10:20,694 --> 01:10:21,820 不客气 1279 01:10:22,362 --> 01:10:26,241 又一个男朋友被你赶跑了 1280 01:10:26,324 --> 01:10:28,702 -他不是我男朋友 -他来吃晚饭 1281 01:10:29,744 --> 01:10:32,539 -你第一次带男生回家 -是强尼叫他来 1282 01:10:32,622 --> 01:10:33,915 强尼叫他来 1283 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,585 你们两个都睡在一起了 1284 01:10:36,668 --> 01:10:38,086 天啊，妈 1285 01:10:38,170 --> 01:10:39,546 不要装 1286 01:10:39,629 --> 01:10:42,591 -我看得出来你们上过床 -好 1287 01:10:42,924 --> 01:10:45,051 连阿桃都闻得出来 1288 01:10:45,135 --> 01:10:46,178 好吧 1289 01:10:46,261 --> 01:10:49,181 你跟教练在做嘿咻姿势？ 1290 01:10:49,264 --> 01:10:50,891 再见 1291 01:11:02,819 --> 01:11:03,820 你在干嘛？ 1292 01:11:03,904 --> 01:11:06,740 在等车 1293 01:11:08,366 --> 01:11:09,701 你就这样逃走？ 1294 01:11:10,243 --> 01:11:11,328 不是 1295 01:11:12,829 --> 01:11:14,664 也是 1296 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:20,086 只是觉得不太受欢迎 1297 01:11:21,922 --> 01:11:23,673 告诉你 1298 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:26,259 我喜欢你妈，她很活泼 1299 01:11:27,052 --> 01:11:29,179 你今天晚上为什么过来？ 1300 01:11:32,015 --> 01:11:34,059 你叫我星期一来吃肉卷 1301 01:11:34,142 --> 01:11:35,519 不是我，是强尼叫你来 1302 01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:38,813 好吧 1303 01:11:40,148 --> 01:11:41,233 真的假的？ 1304 01:11:42,108 --> 01:11:45,320 我们在做什么？ 1305 01:11:46,196 --> 01:11:48,657 你不要我来你家 1306 01:11:48,740 --> 01:11:51,827 我们亲嘴要躲起来亲 1307 01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:54,037 又不是国中生 1308 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,207 有什么大秘密？ 1309 01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,626 说不上来 1310 01:12:01,586 --> 01:12:06,174 我的私生活不想给我家人知道 1311 01:12:09,678 --> 01:12:14,099 以前我交男朋友 1312 01:12:14,182 --> 01:12:18,645 被强尼知道他会把人家当家人 1313 01:12:19,771 --> 01:12:23,400 我们分手他就会很难过 1314 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,902 我不想让他难过 1315 01:12:28,738 --> 01:12:29,739 好 1316 01:12:32,617 --> 01:12:34,327 你有没有想过 1317 01:12:35,579 --> 01:12:39,541 是你拿强尼当挡箭牌？ 1318 01:12:47,174 --> 01:12:49,426 我们不应该再见面了 1319 01:12:52,762 --> 01:12:54,389 -真的？ -对 1320 01:12:57,017 --> 01:12:58,894 -好吧 -好 1321 01:13:20,207 --> 01:13:21,750 很好 1322 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,668 就是这样，脚动起来 1323 01:13:23,752 --> 01:13:27,464 今天就练习这个动作，非常好 1324 01:13:27,547 --> 01:13:30,383 我有唐氏症，不是聋子 1325 01:13:30,467 --> 01:13:31,927 懂吗，滑头？ 1326 01:13:32,969 --> 01:13:35,555 懂了 1327 01:13:35,639 --> 01:13:37,682 我去陪其他人练习 1328 01:13:39,559 --> 01:13:40,685 驴头 1329 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,272 怎么了？跟女朋友吵架？ 1330 01:13:45,398 --> 01:13:47,234 我没女朋友 1331 01:13:47,692 --> 01:13:48,985 看也知道 1332 01:13:49,694 --> 01:13:51,321 我长得那么丑吗？ 1333 01:13:52,155 --> 01:13:53,532 你不是麦康纳 1334 01:14:01,081 --> 01:14:03,667 教练，我把想对老板说的话写下来 1335 01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:06,127 你能不能看一下？ 1336 01:14:06,211 --> 01:14:09,464 待会再看，去练球 1337 01:14:09,548 --> 01:14:10,799 强尼，过来 1338 01:14:12,217 --> 01:14:14,928 我跟你姐姐只是朋友 1339 01:14:15,011 --> 01:14:16,263 我不是小孩子 1340 01:14:16,346 --> 01:14:18,431 我知道你们在搞什么 1341 01:14:18,515 --> 01:14:19,933 好 1342 01:14:21,351 --> 01:14:24,020 我们原本有关系，现在没了 1343 01:14:25,730 --> 01:14:26,898 不要走 1344 01:14:26,982 --> 01:14:29,943 我以为你很想去跟三个朋友一起住 1345 01:14:30,694 --> 01:14:32,028 怎么没跟你姐姐说？ 1346 01:14:33,446 --> 01:14:36,783 我很想去，好人不会走 1347 01:14:36,867 --> 01:14:39,703 我小时候被人笑过 1348 01:14:40,579 --> 01:14:43,039 艾莉毒打他们一顿 1349 01:14:43,707 --> 01:14:44,958 我不想离开她 1350 01:14:46,376 --> 01:14:50,755 我妈生下我后就被我爸抛弃 1351 01:14:51,715 --> 01:14:53,049 我也不想离开我妈 1352 01:14:55,844 --> 01:14:56,970 好 1353 01:14:57,512 --> 01:15:00,307 不要再给我翻白眼 1354 01:15:00,390 --> 01:15:01,391 好 1355 01:15:02,434 --> 01:15:03,935 你还在翻白眼，强尼 1356 01:15:04,019 --> 01:15:05,478 -哪有 -明明就有 1357 01:15:05,562 --> 01:15:06,938 -没有 -明明就有 1358 01:15:24,789 --> 01:15:25,916 马可斯 1359 01:15:27,334 --> 01:15:29,252 菲尔 1360 01:15:30,295 --> 01:15:31,421 怎么会过来？ 1361 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:33,715 这里东西好吃，人总要吃饭吧 1362 01:15:34,716 --> 01:15:36,801 你好吗？生活还好吗？ 1363 01:15:36,885 --> 01:15:39,346 饿不死 1364 01:15:39,679 --> 01:15:42,307 我看过报上你教朋友队的报导 1365 01:15:42,390 --> 01:15:43,975 没什么 1366 01:15:44,059 --> 01:15:46,144 不要谦虚，报导很棒 1367 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,313 你跟达里斯罗德相处得怎么样？ 1368 01:15:49,689 --> 01:15:52,025 -你认识达里斯？ -我教过他 1369 01:15:54,110 --> 01:15:56,655 小姐，麻烦给我一杯咖啡 1370 01:15:56,738 --> 01:16:00,867 -你教过达里斯 -可以这么说 1371 01:16:03,995 --> 01:16:07,123 我在德雷克大学当教练时 他来参加青年营 1372 01:16:07,624 --> 01:16:11,294 十岁就有战神艾佛森的运球架势 1373 01:16:11,962 --> 01:16:14,214 还有灿烂的笑容 1374 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,969 我心想以后要找这个孩子进球队 1375 01:16:20,011 --> 01:16:22,973 隔年暑假他没来参加 1376 01:16:23,181 --> 01:16:26,059 原来他出一场严重车祸 1377 01:16:26,852 --> 01:16:28,478 脑部受到撞击 1378 01:16:30,689 --> 01:16:32,357 -真残酷 -天啊 1379 01:16:32,858 --> 01:16:36,611 我后来到佛雷斯诺工作 还有跟他家人保持联络 1380 01:16:39,114 --> 01:16:40,407 他不愿意跟我打球 1381 01:16:40,490 --> 01:16:43,076 是吗？ 1382 01:16:43,785 --> 01:16:47,497 你能不能跟他聊一聊？ 1383 01:16:48,498 --> 01:16:50,917 一定要你去说 1384 01:17:05,307 --> 01:17:07,893 -怎样？ -胡里奥跟我说你住这里 1385 01:17:08,310 --> 01:17:09,936 我马上要去打工 1386 01:17:10,020 --> 01:17:12,522 听我说一下就好 1387 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:17,986 我跟你以前的教练佩瑞提聊过 1388 01:17:19,029 --> 01:17:20,071 佩瑞提是我的教练 1389 01:17:20,155 --> 01:17:23,033 他也是我的教练，我们是朋友 1390 01:17:26,077 --> 01:17:27,287 我知道 1391 01:17:28,830 --> 01:17:30,040 你不想跟我打球的原因 1392 01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:34,085 我讨厌酒驾的人 1393 01:17:36,004 --> 01:17:37,130 我懂 1394 01:17:38,215 --> 01:17:41,134 不是完全懂 1395 01:17:43,178 --> 01:17:44,387 我懂你 1396 01:17:44,971 --> 01:17:46,348 你还喝酒吗？ 1397 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,435 有时候 1398 01:17:54,189 --> 01:17:55,440 跟以前比差多了 1399 01:17:55,524 --> 01:17:57,317 你还酒驾吗？ 1400 01:17:59,819 --> 01:18:04,324 达里斯，信不信我是你的选择 1401 01:18:04,407 --> 01:18:09,955 我知道我绝不会再犯 1402 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:14,376 绝不会 1403 01:18:19,381 --> 01:18:20,382 好吧 1404 01:18:23,426 --> 01:18:24,928 你不叫我打球？ 1405 01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:28,098 不了 1406 01:18:28,598 --> 01:18:31,101 只想告诉你我知道 1407 01:18:32,686 --> 01:18:33,687 我懂你 1408 01:18:53,498 --> 01:18:54,875 星期六见 1409 01:18:56,084 --> 01:18:57,085 等一下 1410 01:18:58,295 --> 01:18:59,796 恭喜你 1411 01:19:01,047 --> 01:19:02,507 恭喜什么又还没赢半场 1412 01:19:02,591 --> 01:19:05,051 90天期满了 1413 01:19:05,927 --> 01:19:07,888 你恢复自由了，马可斯 1414 01:19:09,014 --> 01:19:11,850 真的？ 1415 01:19:13,018 --> 01:19:15,520 这么快 1416 01:19:18,607 --> 01:19:23,403 胡里奥，星期六见 1417 01:19:26,781 --> 01:19:28,742 这是一件天大的好事 1418 01:19:28,825 --> 01:19:30,952 杰伦，还记得爱荷华种马队的 1419 01:19:31,036 --> 01:19:32,621 马可斯马拉科维奇吗？ 1420 01:19:32,704 --> 01:19:33,997 火爆助理教练？ 1421 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:38,460 就是那个对老板动粗被开除的废咖 1422 01:19:38,543 --> 01:19:40,420 废咖？真的假的？ 1423 01:19:40,504 --> 01:19:43,256 -毫不意外 -臭屁的大头怪 1424 01:19:43,340 --> 01:19:47,677 想不到现在他是一支强队的总教练 1425 01:19:47,761 --> 01:19:51,515 爱荷华的德斯莫恩特奥选手 组成的球队朋友队 1426 01:19:51,598 --> 01:19:54,476 这段影片是有人拿手机 1427 01:19:54,559 --> 01:19:58,146 拍下来的，你看他教得很卖力 1428 01:19:58,230 --> 01:20:01,191 辛苦了，我懂你，马可斯 1429 01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:04,903 朋友队只差一胜就能晋级地区锦标赛 1430 01:20:04,986 --> 01:20:07,155 希望你晋级，教练，我们拭目以待 1431 01:20:07,239 --> 01:20:09,074 给我看好，范佩特 1432 01:20:09,449 --> 01:20:13,078 加油，朋友队，拿冠军给大家看 1433 01:20:13,495 --> 01:20:16,248 老板，我工作很认真 1434 01:20:16,331 --> 01:20:19,751 应该有权决定我的班表 1435 01:20:19,835 --> 01:20:22,420 我很爱篮球 1436 01:20:22,504 --> 01:20:25,298 星期六有一场重要的比赛 1437 01:20:25,382 --> 01:20:29,427 我只想打那场比赛 1438 01:20:30,345 --> 01:20:31,555 能再说顺一点 1439 01:20:32,305 --> 01:20:34,641 老板，我工作很认真 1440 01:20:38,478 --> 01:20:40,021 教练 1441 01:20:40,814 --> 01:20:43,108 你赶上了 1442 01:20:43,191 --> 01:20:44,234 我赶上了 1443 01:20:44,317 --> 01:20:45,861 太好了 1444 01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:55,203 你跟那个混蛋老板请假他怎么说？ 1445 01:20:55,287 --> 01:20:57,038 他说你被开除了 1446 01:20:58,206 --> 01:21:01,001 对不起 1447 01:21:01,084 --> 01:21:04,254 没差，来打球吧 1448 01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:05,505 好 1449 01:21:13,513 --> 01:21:14,806 传过来 1450 01:21:16,766 --> 01:21:18,643 太帅了 1451 01:21:19,352 --> 01:21:20,562 好耶 1452 01:21:21,271 --> 01:21:22,355 对 1453 01:21:23,690 --> 01:21:24,691 这里 1454 01:21:24,774 --> 01:21:26,484 防守 1455 01:21:28,278 --> 01:21:29,654 没关系 1456 01:21:35,785 --> 01:21:37,329 很好 1457 01:21:37,412 --> 01:21:40,415 大家做好外围运球 1458 01:21:40,499 --> 01:21:41,917 找空档跳投 1459 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,543 传过来 1460 01:21:45,712 --> 01:21:47,005 不错 1461 01:21:59,768 --> 01:22:02,687 -强尼，上场替补克雷格 -不要 1462 01:22:03,146 --> 01:22:04,731 什么不要？快点 1463 01:22:04,814 --> 01:22:07,108 我们需要你挡拆得分 1464 01:22:07,192 --> 01:22:09,444 我不想再做挡拆 1465 01:22:09,945 --> 01:22:12,531 我不想再让你硬起来 1466 01:22:13,114 --> 01:22:15,367 好吧，你坐板凳好了 1467 01:22:15,450 --> 01:22:16,910 马伦，上场替补克雷格 1468 01:22:16,993 --> 01:22:20,038 我很想，教练，我的血栓复发了 1469 01:22:20,121 --> 01:22:22,499 你听到了，快上场 1470 01:22:29,965 --> 01:22:30,966 好 1471 01:22:35,762 --> 01:22:36,972 -没关系 -加油 1472 01:22:38,014 --> 01:22:41,351 下半场要冲刺才能晋级到温尼伯 1473 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:43,979 -不错 -谢谢，教练 1474 01:22:44,062 --> 01:22:47,816 你们表现很好，喝点水休息 1475 01:22:49,234 --> 01:22:51,486 只有球员能进来 1476 01:22:51,570 --> 01:22:54,072 你在说什么，柯森蒂诺？不要挡路 1477 01:22:54,155 --> 01:22:57,534 你又不是球员 再靠过来我就大喊性骚扰 1478 01:22:58,034 --> 01:22:59,035 好吧 1479 01:23:08,712 --> 01:23:11,089 -只有球员能进去 -我听说了 1480 01:23:12,674 --> 01:23:14,885 你发什么神经？ 1481 01:23:14,968 --> 01:23:16,303 我不要跟教练打球 1482 01:23:16,386 --> 01:23:19,389 你不用，我们跟自己打球 1483 01:23:19,472 --> 01:23:21,308 -对吗？ -没错 1484 01:23:21,391 --> 01:23:23,101 -我同意 -说得好 1485 01:23:23,185 --> 01:23:25,896 你姐姐是大人了 1486 01:23:25,979 --> 01:23:28,815 她想跟谁嘿咻是她的事 1487 01:23:28,899 --> 01:23:30,775 就算教练这种丑男 1488 01:23:30,859 --> 01:23:34,154 -你知道那件事？ -气氛那么明显大家都知道 1489 01:23:34,237 --> 01:23:38,283 你只是不想看到，我们需要你 不要再给我耍脾气 1490 01:23:39,409 --> 01:23:41,203 快来打球 1491 01:23:43,580 --> 01:23:45,999 我喜欢 1492 01:23:46,082 --> 01:23:47,709 让我上场，教练 1493 01:23:50,086 --> 01:23:51,379 不客气 1494 01:23:54,674 --> 01:23:55,842 好 1495 01:23:55,926 --> 01:23:57,594 打球了 1496 01:24:03,141 --> 01:24:04,684 -好耶 -太好了 1497 01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:30,043 进球了 1498 01:24:30,126 --> 01:24:31,753 很好 1499 01:24:35,298 --> 01:24:37,050 -够呛 -太帅了 1500 01:24:37,592 --> 01:24:38,844 休想在我地盘撒野 1501 01:24:38,927 --> 01:24:40,387 主队29分，客队28分 1502 01:24:54,776 --> 01:24:56,736 大家好厉害 1503 01:24:56,820 --> 01:24:59,531 去洗澡，我马上进去 1504 01:24:59,614 --> 01:25:00,991 小心头，秀泰 1505 01:25:01,074 --> 01:25:03,410 -教得很好 -谢谢教练 1506 01:25:05,579 --> 01:25:06,580 你好 1507 01:25:07,497 --> 01:25:09,249 你好 1508 01:25:10,041 --> 01:25:12,878 恭喜，那场比赛真精采 1509 01:25:13,503 --> 01:25:14,504 谢谢 1510 01:25:14,588 --> 01:25:17,757 -你还说得动强尼上场 -不是我 1511 01:25:17,841 --> 01:25:19,509 好在他有上场，我们需要他 1512 01:25:20,135 --> 01:25:22,679 -对 -好 1513 01:25:24,639 --> 01:25:28,101 对不起我插手你的事 1514 01:25:28,185 --> 01:25:30,312 不用道歉，我才对不起 1515 01:25:31,146 --> 01:25:34,941 我想告诉你我有听进去你的话 1516 01:25:37,444 --> 01:25:40,280 好像有人要找你 1517 01:25:41,364 --> 01:25:45,243 改天再聊 1518 01:25:47,996 --> 01:25:50,749 真想不到在这里碰到你 1519 01:25:51,249 --> 01:25:53,835 恭喜你赢球，球队很不错 1520 01:25:54,377 --> 01:25:57,964 谢谢，很谢谢你过来 1521 01:25:59,216 --> 01:26:01,468 -什么事？ -我妈是基督徒 1522 01:26:02,677 --> 01:26:05,222 她要我原谅撞到我的女人 1523 01:26:05,889 --> 01:26:07,265 我试过还是没办法 1524 01:26:08,183 --> 01:26:10,393 想说能从你练习 1525 01:26:11,353 --> 01:26:15,315 教练，地区赛我会上场 1526 01:26:17,317 --> 01:26:18,652 你在耍我吗？ 1527 01:26:19,277 --> 01:26:20,362 没有 1528 01:26:25,575 --> 01:26:29,538 我快哭了，谢谢 1529 01:26:29,621 --> 01:26:31,414 你让一个老人很开心 1530 01:26:31,832 --> 01:26:34,084 去跟大家说，我马上过去 1531 01:26:34,417 --> 01:26:35,710 欢迎来到球队 1532 01:26:39,256 --> 01:26:42,551 达里斯… 1533 01:26:42,634 --> 01:26:45,846 达里斯… 1534 01:26:45,929 --> 01:26:48,557 达里斯… 1535 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,767 达里斯… 1536 01:26:58,066 --> 01:26:59,234 谢谢 1537 01:26:59,901 --> 01:27:01,570 肯尼 1538 01:27:02,654 --> 01:27:05,115 方便，我正要去练球 1539 01:27:08,243 --> 01:27:09,286 好 1540 01:27:11,997 --> 01:27:13,165 你在开玩笑吗？ 1541 01:27:14,374 --> 01:27:15,709 最好不要 1542 01:27:17,043 --> 01:27:18,378 天啊 1543 01:27:18,795 --> 01:27:20,672 我的天啊 1544 01:27:22,299 --> 01:27:23,592 待会再打给你 1545 01:27:25,677 --> 01:27:27,679 大家听好 1546 01:27:28,054 --> 01:27:30,932 在练球之前 1547 01:27:31,016 --> 01:27:34,853 我想做个小实验 1548 01:27:34,936 --> 01:27:37,814 大家闭上眼睛 1549 01:27:39,065 --> 01:27:40,942 深呼吸 1550 01:27:42,027 --> 01:27:43,403 然后… 1551 01:27:44,029 --> 01:27:45,864 进入你的头脑一下 1552 01:27:45,947 --> 01:27:47,949 里面很黑，教练 1553 01:27:48,033 --> 01:27:49,910 没关系，马伦 1554 01:27:49,993 --> 01:27:52,329 继续呼吸 1555 01:27:52,412 --> 01:27:55,707 发挥你的想像力 1556 01:27:55,790 --> 01:27:58,043 想像这个画面 1557 01:27:58,460 --> 01:28:01,463 我们在温尼伯 1558 01:28:02,422 --> 01:28:05,884 冠军赛刚刚结束 1559 01:28:06,259 --> 01:28:08,303 我们在场中央 1560 01:28:08,386 --> 01:28:11,473 跳上跳下 1561 01:28:11,556 --> 01:28:12,891 庆祝 1562 01:28:13,350 --> 01:28:16,353 彩带和彩纸撒下来 1563 01:28:16,436 --> 01:28:19,189 观众在欢呼 1564 01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:21,775 我们是冠军 1565 01:28:25,570 --> 01:28:27,030 眼睛能睁开了 1566 01:28:28,114 --> 01:28:30,659 -有人看到吗？ -没有 1567 01:28:30,742 --> 01:28:33,370 温尼伯好像很冷我才来这里 1568 01:28:33,453 --> 01:28:36,081 -我有看到，教练 -不错，阿班 1569 01:28:36,164 --> 01:28:39,042 -我也是 -很好，秀泰 1570 01:28:39,125 --> 01:28:40,126 非常好 1571 01:28:40,210 --> 01:28:42,295 你们继续练习 1572 01:28:42,379 --> 01:28:48,969 想像那个画面就会发生 1573 01:28:49,052 --> 01:28:52,597 我们要去温尼伯拿冠军 1574 01:28:57,143 --> 01:29:01,106 我要去NBA西雅图 1575 01:29:01,189 --> 01:29:04,150 他们请我去当教练 1576 01:29:08,697 --> 01:29:11,700 西雅图很烂 1577 01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:15,787 那是扩编球队 1578 01:29:15,871 --> 01:29:17,372 凡事都有开始 1579 01:29:17,998 --> 01:29:20,417 下个赛季谁要当我们的教练？ 1580 01:29:21,877 --> 01:29:23,587 应该是胡里奥吧 1581 01:29:23,670 --> 01:29:25,547 好人不会走 1582 01:29:26,715 --> 01:29:28,717 强尼，好人会走 1583 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,970 他们接到NBA的电话就会走 1584 01:29:32,387 --> 01:29:34,723 早该料到会这样 1585 01:29:36,892 --> 01:29:39,102 你们可以… 1586 01:29:39,186 --> 01:29:43,023 恭喜我一下也好 1587 01:29:45,650 --> 01:29:50,405 恭…喜，教练 1588 01:29:51,781 --> 01:29:53,200 我们会想你 1589 01:29:54,784 --> 01:29:56,036 谢谢，亚瑟 1590 01:30:12,469 --> 01:30:15,180 -你好 -你好 1591 01:30:15,639 --> 01:30:17,057 今天比较早 1592 01:30:18,350 --> 01:30:21,353 他们… 1593 01:30:22,938 --> 01:30:24,064 好消息 1594 01:30:24,564 --> 01:30:28,693 我得到NBA的工作 1595 01:30:29,653 --> 01:30:31,905 在西雅图，第三助理教练 1596 01:30:32,531 --> 01:30:35,283 就是说我会坐在球队席区 1597 01:30:35,367 --> 01:30:37,661 不是那些坐在第二排的傻蛋 1598 01:30:39,079 --> 01:30:42,874 是很大的进步 1599 01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:44,918 那… 1600 01:30:46,086 --> 01:30:47,963 -太好了 -是啊 1601 01:30:48,755 --> 01:30:49,881 有跟朋友队说吗？ 1602 01:30:50,549 --> 01:30:52,509 说了 1603 01:30:53,635 --> 01:30:55,679 他们不太高兴 1604 01:30:57,681 --> 01:30:59,182 想也知道 1605 01:30:59,266 --> 01:31:03,270 强尼又生我的气 1606 01:31:03,937 --> 01:31:06,523 他把你当家人当然气 1607 01:31:06,690 --> 01:31:07,774 他们都是 1608 01:31:09,150 --> 01:31:12,320 这里的人要怎样才会恭喜别人？ 1609 01:31:13,363 --> 01:31:15,323 对不起，恭喜 1610 01:31:15,407 --> 01:31:16,783 我知道是你想要的工作 1611 01:31:16,992 --> 01:31:18,243 谢谢 1612 01:31:19,703 --> 01:31:23,373 其实都要谢谢朋友队 1613 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:28,086 西雅图被媒体批得很惨 1614 01:31:28,170 --> 01:31:31,965 需要温暖的故事来转移话题 1615 01:31:32,048 --> 01:31:35,635 看看我暖男欸 1616 01:31:38,471 --> 01:31:40,599 是不是有点利用人？ 1617 01:31:41,558 --> 01:31:44,227 我没利用人 1618 01:31:45,937 --> 01:31:46,938 我绝不会… 1619 01:31:47,772 --> 01:31:50,692 你知道我爱这些人 1620 01:31:51,902 --> 01:31:54,738 法院命令你关心他们 1621 01:31:54,821 --> 01:31:56,615 意思不太一样 1622 01:31:56,698 --> 01:31:58,241 那不公平 1623 01:32:01,119 --> 01:32:02,454 还以为我们讲开了 1624 01:32:04,372 --> 01:32:05,957 你干嘛这么记仇？ 1625 01:32:09,794 --> 01:32:12,214 你突然出现在我们生活中 1626 01:32:12,297 --> 01:32:14,424 吃干抹净后就拍拍屁股走人 1627 01:32:17,719 --> 01:32:19,596 我印象中是你说 1628 01:32:19,679 --> 01:32:23,391 你完全不想跟我有关系 1629 01:32:23,934 --> 01:32:25,810 我后悔了 1630 01:32:25,894 --> 01:32:27,312 你心里很清楚 1631 01:32:27,395 --> 01:32:29,272 他们我是知道 1632 01:32:29,356 --> 01:32:31,650 你我是现在听你说才知道 1633 01:32:32,192 --> 01:32:34,110 很高兴听到你承认 1634 01:32:34,194 --> 01:32:35,445 对 1635 01:32:35,529 --> 01:32:40,283 你明知道90天一到我就会离开 1636 01:32:40,367 --> 01:32:44,162 你至少能假装舍不得离开 1637 01:32:44,246 --> 01:32:46,122 你可以说你会想我 1638 01:32:46,206 --> 01:32:48,625 你说得对 1639 01:32:51,962 --> 01:32:56,132 -我会想你 -好 1640 01:32:56,216 --> 01:32:57,759 -我会 -太迟了 1641 01:33:26,997 --> 01:33:27,998 各位 1642 01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,835 上次练球后我发现 1643 01:33:31,918 --> 01:33:34,963 大家对我要离开有点情绪 1644 01:33:35,046 --> 01:33:37,924 我们还有温尼伯的比赛 1645 01:33:38,008 --> 01:33:39,843 少在那边跩，猪头 1646 01:33:39,926 --> 01:33:41,303 我们不行去比赛了 1647 01:33:41,386 --> 01:33:43,346 什么？怎么不行？ 1648 01:33:43,430 --> 01:33:45,056 没钱 1649 01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:49,603 我跟市政府和州政府请求补助 都没下文 1650 01:33:49,686 --> 01:33:52,647 市政府和州政府烂透了 1651 01:33:52,731 --> 01:33:54,733 预算被删减 1652 01:33:54,816 --> 01:33:58,612 一定有办法，胡里奥 1653 01:33:58,695 --> 01:33:59,696 能有多少钱？ 1654 01:33:59,779 --> 01:34:01,698 在加拿大，马可斯 1655 01:34:01,781 --> 01:34:07,078 机票住宿加上保暖衣裤金额不小 1656 01:34:08,872 --> 01:34:11,374 他们很期待去玩冰壶 1657 01:35:31,580 --> 01:35:35,167 你想要怎样？ 1658 01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:36,710 下午来炒一下饭？ 1659 01:35:36,793 --> 01:35:39,129 妈，走开啦 1660 01:35:39,212 --> 01:35:41,798 -我只是想帮你 -走啦 1661 01:35:45,218 --> 01:35:46,219 要干嘛？ 1662 01:35:47,053 --> 01:35:49,639 菜单上有炒饭的话 1663 01:35:49,723 --> 01:35:51,141 没有 1664 01:35:51,224 --> 01:35:55,187 不好笑，我想请你帮忙 1665 01:35:57,898 --> 01:36:01,151 不是帮我，是帮朋友队 1666 01:36:01,234 --> 01:36:02,319 什么事？ 1667 01:36:02,861 --> 01:36:04,988 想请你演一小段戏 1668 01:36:10,327 --> 01:36:11,620 看到没？ 1669 01:36:12,037 --> 01:36:14,331 这套服装超赞 1670 01:36:14,873 --> 01:36:16,500 不会被识破吧？ 1671 01:36:17,501 --> 01:36:19,336 演戏是我的专长，马可斯 1672 01:36:19,419 --> 01:36:20,754 跟着我就对了 1673 01:36:26,635 --> 01:36:28,345 我们要找奥康诺利 1674 01:36:30,096 --> 01:36:31,139 好的 1675 01:36:32,641 --> 01:36:33,850 这边请 1676 01:36:36,019 --> 01:36:37,521 我没什么好隐瞒的 1677 01:36:38,396 --> 01:36:40,774 我的厨房没雇用非法移工 1678 01:36:40,857 --> 01:36:42,817 真的没非法移工？ 1679 01:36:43,193 --> 01:36:44,736 抱歉，墨西哥人 1680 01:36:45,612 --> 01:36:47,447 不用跟我道歉 1681 01:36:47,531 --> 01:36:49,908 要道歉就跟我的搭档桑契斯道歉 1682 01:36:52,869 --> 01:36:55,247 抱歉，桑契斯警官 1683 01:36:55,330 --> 01:36:57,666 没关系 1684 01:36:57,749 --> 01:36:59,918 你要道歉的事可多了 1685 01:37:00,001 --> 01:37:01,878 知道里面存什么吗，奥康诺利先生？ 1686 01:37:01,962 --> 01:37:03,588 不知道 1687 01:37:04,172 --> 01:37:06,591 存有你员工的影片和声明 1688 01:37:06,675 --> 01:37:09,344 证明你营造恶劣的职场环境 1689 01:37:09,427 --> 01:37:12,055 表现出一种虐待行为模式 1690 01:37:12,138 --> 01:37:15,475 尤其是对一个叫班杰明威佛的洗碗工 1691 01:37:16,351 --> 01:37:17,352 -阿班？ -对 1692 01:37:17,435 --> 01:37:20,230 被你开除的弱智员工 1693 01:37:20,313 --> 01:37:22,983 奥康诺利先生，他应该让你 1694 01:37:23,066 --> 01:37:25,360 享有相当可观的减税优待 1695 01:37:25,443 --> 01:37:27,028 等一下 1696 01:37:27,112 --> 01:37:30,407 等你个头，我们有两个做法 1697 01:37:30,866 --> 01:37:33,243 我们能指派律师给威佛先生 1698 01:37:33,326 --> 01:37:35,871 也能介绍他认识《灯塔报》的记者 1699 01:37:35,954 --> 01:37:38,874 我有预感会是很精采的报导 1700 01:37:38,957 --> 01:37:40,834 你是不是很同意，桑契斯？ 1701 01:37:43,086 --> 01:37:44,546 你有什么想法？ 1702 01:37:50,343 --> 01:37:51,553 好的 1703 01:37:53,138 --> 01:37:56,433 一定有什么我能做的 1704 01:38:07,861 --> 01:38:09,571 加拿大旅馆 1705 01:38:09,654 --> 01:38:10,947 欢迎选手们 1706 01:38:11,031 --> 01:38:13,325 追求胜利，就算失败也要勇敢尝试 1707 01:38:13,408 --> 01:38:15,285 特奥选手宣誓 1708 01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,665 教练，旅馆有泳池吗？最好有 1709 01:38:20,749 --> 01:38:22,876 一定有泳池 1710 01:38:22,959 --> 01:38:25,795 又不是来滑雪场干嘛带滑雪板？ 1711 01:38:25,879 --> 01:38:27,214 不要管我 1712 01:38:28,882 --> 01:38:30,050 好吧 1713 01:38:48,318 --> 01:38:49,945 帅啊 1714 01:38:51,655 --> 01:38:54,366 跟你想的一样吗，马伦？ 1715 01:38:54,449 --> 01:38:57,577 比我想的更好 1716 01:38:57,661 --> 01:39:02,707 加拿大经线中心点 1717 01:39:08,255 --> 01:39:11,091 你们今天玩得很开心 1718 01:39:11,174 --> 01:39:12,759 一定都累了 1719 01:39:13,468 --> 01:39:16,555 明天是金牌赛 1720 01:39:17,430 --> 01:39:19,975 你们回到房间 1721 01:39:20,517 --> 01:39:23,728 -要好好休息 -好 1722 01:39:23,812 --> 01:39:26,398 -没问题，教练 -好 1723 01:39:27,566 --> 01:39:29,484 -晚安 -晚安，教练，再见 1724 01:39:30,402 --> 01:39:32,737 看看你还真有教练的样子 1725 01:39:33,154 --> 01:39:34,656 他们尊敬我 1726 01:39:40,078 --> 01:39:41,872 快跑，肮脏的雪橇狗 1727 01:39:46,084 --> 01:39:47,085 别闹了 1728 01:39:52,299 --> 01:39:54,676 温尼伯 1729 01:40:05,353 --> 01:40:06,396 教练 1730 01:40:07,898 --> 01:40:09,107 有空接受采访吗？ 1731 01:40:09,649 --> 01:40:11,484 有空 1732 01:40:11,568 --> 01:40:13,195 太好了，开机了吗？ 1733 01:40:14,029 --> 01:40:16,823 本台在追踪你精采的人生故事，教练 1734 01:40:16,907 --> 01:40:20,202 你到NBA前还有一件未完成的事 1735 01:40:20,285 --> 01:40:25,582 再一胜就拿下特奥北美地区赛冠军 心情怎么样？ 1736 01:40:26,333 --> 01:40:27,542 非常好 1737 01:40:28,043 --> 01:40:32,088 很替我的球队朋友队高兴 1738 01:40:32,589 --> 01:40:37,844 有机会成为冠军 1739 01:40:38,220 --> 01:40:40,055 是很难得的事 1740 01:40:41,473 --> 01:40:43,391 有人说西雅图球队办公室 1741 01:40:43,475 --> 01:40:47,312 利用聘请你转移最近内部丑闻的焦点 1742 01:40:47,395 --> 01:40:50,482 你球队的缺陷遭有心人利用吗？ 1743 01:40:53,735 --> 01:40:56,613 我不会那样说 1744 01:40:56,696 --> 01:41:01,785 我是NBA级教练 1745 01:41:01,868 --> 01:41:06,748 在球队席区会是他们的助力 1746 01:41:07,582 --> 01:41:09,167 谢谢，教练 1747 01:41:09,251 --> 01:41:11,628 ESPN台记者布雷克拉斯特 在温尼伯的报导 1748 01:41:12,879 --> 01:41:14,214 拍好了吗？太好了 1749 01:41:14,297 --> 01:41:15,507 刚才是怎样？ 1750 01:41:16,675 --> 01:41:19,219 我是记者一定要问，教练 1751 01:41:19,803 --> 01:41:21,304 你是酸民 1752 01:41:23,765 --> 01:41:24,808 你们好 1753 01:41:25,851 --> 01:41:29,104 怎么了？ 1754 01:41:30,021 --> 01:41:31,106 有什么问题？ 1755 01:41:31,439 --> 01:41:33,900 怎么一脸被吓到的样子？ 1756 01:41:33,984 --> 01:41:37,237 教练，另一队叫野兽队 1757 01:41:37,571 --> 01:41:39,990 他们是野兽，我们是朋友 1758 01:41:40,073 --> 01:41:42,200 看队名就知道我们胜算不大 1759 01:41:42,284 --> 01:41:44,536 -他们是巨人 -没那么夸张 1760 01:41:44,619 --> 01:41:46,705 冷静下来 1761 01:41:47,539 --> 01:41:50,709 我们有训练也有练球 1762 01:41:50,792 --> 01:41:52,419 我们状态很好 1763 01:41:56,423 --> 01:41:57,674 我们完蛋了 1764 01:42:06,141 --> 01:42:07,267 你们可以的 1765 01:42:12,981 --> 01:42:14,399 没关系 1766 01:42:14,482 --> 01:42:16,526 7号球员进球，野兽队得两分 1767 01:42:25,202 --> 01:42:27,162 大家快防守 1768 01:42:29,247 --> 01:42:31,791 快回防，卡位挡他 1769 01:42:33,919 --> 01:42:35,212 大家手举起来 1770 01:42:37,672 --> 01:42:39,508 7号球员马上把球补进 1771 01:42:39,591 --> 01:42:41,134 没关系 1772 01:42:48,141 --> 01:42:49,142 什么？ 1773 01:42:49,226 --> 01:42:51,144 34号球员精采投篮 1774 01:42:51,228 --> 01:42:52,354 -好耶 -寇弟 1775 01:42:55,690 --> 01:42:57,234 回到位置防守 1776 01:43:06,451 --> 01:43:08,995 很好，达里斯，加油 1777 01:43:09,079 --> 01:43:11,206 24号球员漂亮切入 1778 01:43:11,289 --> 01:43:12,624 卡位挡他们 1779 01:43:18,338 --> 01:43:20,674 不要让他们投篮 1780 01:43:20,757 --> 01:43:22,884 31号球员进球 1781 01:43:25,387 --> 01:43:28,223 快防守 1782 01:43:30,183 --> 01:43:31,351 抢篮板球 1783 01:43:31,893 --> 01:43:34,062 13号球员篮板球得分 1784 01:43:41,486 --> 01:43:44,281 朋友队快回防，卡位挡他们 1785 01:43:50,328 --> 01:43:52,497 5号球员手感不错 1786 01:43:53,373 --> 01:43:55,333 手举起来 1787 01:43:55,417 --> 01:43:58,461 上半场野兽队领先朋友队15分 1788 01:44:05,218 --> 01:44:06,386 这样吧 1789 01:44:07,053 --> 01:44:08,555 攻守不是问题 1790 01:44:08,638 --> 01:44:10,724 你们知道怎么攻守 1791 01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:12,893 坐下，桑尼 1792 01:44:18,815 --> 01:44:21,151 我懂 1793 01:44:22,527 --> 01:44:24,196 那些家伙很恐怖 1794 01:44:25,822 --> 01:44:29,367 这是你们当冠军的机会 1795 01:44:31,119 --> 01:44:32,454 还有 1796 01:44:33,580 --> 01:44:35,040 冠军是勇敢的 1797 01:44:35,957 --> 01:44:37,959 勇敢就是当冠军的意思 1798 01:44:38,043 --> 01:44:39,920 字典上冠军的意思是… 1799 01:44:40,003 --> 01:44:41,213 不要多话，马伦 1800 01:44:43,423 --> 01:44:46,718 你们不能害怕失败 1801 01:44:46,801 --> 01:44:49,262 不能害怕输球 1802 01:44:51,181 --> 01:44:53,892 你们很勇敢一定做得到 1803 01:44:54,851 --> 01:44:56,561 我都看在眼里 1804 01:44:56,645 --> 01:44:59,105 我看过你们做困难的事 1805 01:44:59,940 --> 01:45:02,484 不可能的事 1806 01:45:04,110 --> 01:45:08,073 不只是在球场还有面对生活 1807 01:45:08,156 --> 01:45:09,157 阿班 1808 01:45:09,825 --> 01:45:13,203 不怕丢掉工作面对他的老板 1809 01:45:13,286 --> 01:45:15,038 那是勇敢 1810 01:45:15,997 --> 01:45:17,082 他是冠军 1811 01:45:19,584 --> 01:45:20,710 达里斯 1812 01:45:21,962 --> 01:45:25,465 你勇敢给我可能不配得到的机会 1813 01:45:26,091 --> 01:45:27,175 冠军 1814 01:45:30,095 --> 01:45:31,638 柯森蒂诺 1815 01:45:31,721 --> 01:45:36,101 不知道你是勇敢还是疯了 1816 01:45:36,184 --> 01:45:39,396 我知道你是冠军 1817 01:45:41,106 --> 01:45:47,028 我第一次3P时很害怕，结果很爽 1818 01:45:48,738 --> 01:45:51,158 你是冠军 1819 01:45:53,702 --> 01:45:55,203 老实说 1820 01:45:55,287 --> 01:46:00,041 你们每天忍受无知的人说的话 1821 01:46:00,125 --> 01:46:01,668 拜托 1822 01:46:03,545 --> 01:46:08,133 你们都很勇敢，你们都是冠军 1823 01:46:10,719 --> 01:46:13,346 上场做给那些家伙看 1824 01:46:13,430 --> 01:46:16,725 什么叫冠军 1825 01:46:16,808 --> 01:46:18,059 -好不好？ -好 1826 01:46:18,143 --> 01:46:20,187 -做给他们看，加油 -好 1827 01:46:20,270 --> 01:46:22,063 加油，上场吧 1828 01:46:22,147 --> 01:46:24,232 上场了 1829 01:46:32,866 --> 01:46:34,201 很好 1830 01:46:34,868 --> 01:46:36,203 各位先生女士 1831 01:46:36,286 --> 01:46:38,538 喝点水伸展一下 1832 01:46:39,039 --> 01:46:40,999 下半场马上开始 1833 01:46:41,082 --> 01:46:42,334 很好，放松 1834 01:46:44,461 --> 01:46:47,088 你要去哪里，强尼？你要上场 1835 01:46:47,172 --> 01:46:49,382 我还不是冠军，教练 1836 01:47:19,162 --> 01:47:21,289 我准备好了 1837 01:47:34,219 --> 01:47:37,430 给24号球员掌声鼓励，朋友队得两分 1838 01:47:39,975 --> 01:47:41,643 加油，强尼 1839 01:47:56,825 --> 01:47:59,744 7号球员一条龙上篮，野兽队得两分 1840 01:48:03,123 --> 01:48:04,583 非常好，阿班 1841 01:48:04,666 --> 01:48:07,419 12号球员进球，朋友队得两分 1842 01:48:07,502 --> 01:48:09,045 特奥会 1843 01:48:25,770 --> 01:48:27,772 教练，我扭到手指 1844 01:48:27,856 --> 01:48:29,524 应该没关系 1845 01:48:29,608 --> 01:48:31,651 感觉怪怪的 1846 01:48:34,487 --> 01:48:35,739 你要去看医生 1847 01:48:35,822 --> 01:48:37,240 我要打球，球队需要我 1848 01:48:37,324 --> 01:48:39,034 -这样不行 -等等 1849 01:48:43,079 --> 01:48:44,080 掰直了 1850 01:48:50,378 --> 01:48:52,172 传球，很好 1851 01:48:56,426 --> 01:48:59,012 34号球员高打板进球 1852 01:48:59,095 --> 01:49:00,639 快回防 1853 01:49:01,640 --> 01:49:05,018 野兽队46分，朋友队41分 1854 01:49:08,396 --> 01:49:10,106 3号球员不看人妙传 1855 01:49:10,190 --> 01:49:12,817 大家动起来 1856 01:49:17,822 --> 01:49:19,157 跳投 1857 01:49:21,952 --> 01:49:26,039 -这球漂亮，阿达 -24号球员投进三分球 1858 01:49:26,122 --> 01:49:27,123 接球 1859 01:49:27,916 --> 01:49:30,752 传到篮下 1860 01:49:33,129 --> 01:49:36,383 34号球员底线投篮得分 1861 01:49:41,012 --> 01:49:43,473 -24号球员擦板得分 -漂亮 1862 01:49:50,105 --> 01:49:51,356 比赛还剩八秒 1863 01:49:51,439 --> 01:49:53,358 朋友队还有一次进攻机会 1864 01:49:53,441 --> 01:49:55,485 达里斯投最后一球 1865 01:49:55,569 --> 01:49:57,946 会清空右侧让你单打 1866 01:49:58,029 --> 01:49:59,948 -好 -不好 1867 01:50:01,158 --> 01:50:02,159 不好什么？ 1868 01:50:02,242 --> 01:50:04,119 那个战术很烂，马可斯，他会被包夹 1869 01:50:04,202 --> 01:50:05,704 不能是达里斯，他要当诱饵 1870 01:50:05,787 --> 01:50:07,497 桑尼，这是我的球队，你是… 1871 01:50:10,500 --> 01:50:12,627 混蛋，你说得对 1872 01:50:12,711 --> 01:50:15,380 达里斯一拿到球就会被闪电夹击 1873 01:50:15,922 --> 01:50:18,550 强尼，你可以挡拆吗？ 1874 01:50:18,633 --> 01:50:20,927 可以… 1875 01:50:21,011 --> 01:50:23,054 还记得妙丽？ 1876 01:50:23,138 --> 01:50:24,139 记得 1877 01:50:24,222 --> 01:50:29,227 很好，你帮达里斯做墙 1878 01:50:29,311 --> 01:50:32,689 达里斯被包夹时你就转身 1879 01:50:32,772 --> 01:50:34,900 应该就能轻松带球上篮 1880 01:50:34,983 --> 01:50:36,151 好 1881 01:50:36,234 --> 01:50:39,988 很好，大家手伸出来 1882 01:50:40,071 --> 01:50:41,781 一… 1883 01:50:41,865 --> 01:50:44,493 二、三，朋友队 1884 01:50:47,370 --> 01:50:50,290 站好位置，挡拆 1885 01:50:50,373 --> 01:50:52,584 强尼 1886 01:50:52,667 --> 01:50:54,252 做墙，很好 1887 01:50:54,336 --> 01:50:56,922 转身，非常好 1888 01:50:57,005 --> 01:50:58,882 -我没人守 -什么？ 1889 01:50:59,591 --> 01:51:00,717 不行 1890 01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:03,678 -强尼，你在干嘛？ -他说他没人守 1891 01:51:03,970 --> 01:51:06,890 秀泰，不要 1892 01:51:29,746 --> 01:51:30,789 就差一点 1893 01:51:30,872 --> 01:51:32,582 朋友队47分，野兽队48分 1894 01:51:34,918 --> 01:51:37,087 他碰到篮框了 1895 01:51:37,170 --> 01:51:38,797 他终于做到了 1896 01:51:38,880 --> 01:51:42,259 -好厉害 -秀泰碰到篮框了 1897 01:51:42,342 --> 01:51:44,386 -你成功了 -我就知道 1898 01:51:45,303 --> 01:51:47,889 -他迟早会投进 -他没投进 1899 01:51:47,973 --> 01:51:50,100 -比赛很精采 -你们打得很精采 1900 01:51:56,565 --> 01:52:00,610 恭喜今年的金牌得主野兽队 1901 01:52:00,694 --> 01:52:03,613 银牌得主朋友队 1902 01:52:03,697 --> 01:52:06,199 教练… 1903 01:52:06,283 --> 01:52:11,580 先不要坐下 接下来是特奥会庆祝活动 1904 01:52:11,663 --> 01:52:14,082 各位，我们输了 1905 01:52:14,166 --> 01:52:16,084 我们是来拿冠军的 1906 01:52:16,168 --> 01:52:18,461 我们是冠军，教练 1907 01:52:18,545 --> 01:52:19,796 你自己说的 1908 01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:22,382 拿去，这件球衣给你 1909 01:52:24,009 --> 01:52:26,052 你也是冠军，教练 1910 01:52:27,262 --> 01:52:32,184 冠军… 1911 01:52:32,267 --> 01:52:35,145 冠军… 1912 01:52:35,228 --> 01:52:40,317 冠军… 1913 01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:44,279 冠军… 1914 01:53:44,840 --> 01:53:46,341 几秒？ 1915 01:53:47,384 --> 01:53:50,011 阿班，12.2秒 1916 01:53:50,095 --> 01:53:52,681 刷新世界纪录 1917 01:53:55,892 --> 01:53:57,310 好厉害 1918 01:54:00,146 --> 01:54:02,941 -12.2秒，你信吗？ -非常厉害 1919 01:54:03,024 --> 01:54:04,359 对 1920 01:54:07,070 --> 01:54:09,948 强尼要搬到宿舍跟大家住 1921 01:54:11,366 --> 01:54:12,659 我就知道 1922 01:54:13,785 --> 01:54:16,246 都好吗？ 1923 01:54:17,873 --> 01:54:19,374 他会好好的 1924 01:54:20,625 --> 01:54:22,335 -你还好吗？ -还好 1925 01:54:23,170 --> 01:54:25,005 我很好 1926 01:54:25,714 --> 01:54:27,090 改变是好事 1927 01:54:27,924 --> 01:54:28,967 对 1928 01:54:30,844 --> 01:54:34,556 说到改变，你什么时候要去西雅图？ 1929 01:54:34,639 --> 01:54:36,224 我不去了 1930 01:54:37,434 --> 01:54:38,685 什么意思？ 1931 01:54:39,936 --> 01:54:42,564 我打电话跟他们说不去了 1932 01:54:42,647 --> 01:54:44,191 你说得对 1933 01:54:44,274 --> 01:54:45,525 那些家伙是混蛋 1934 01:54:46,610 --> 01:54:51,156 我不想当那些混蛋的遮羞布 1935 01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:55,160 那样比喻可以吗？ 1936 01:54:55,243 --> 01:54:57,245 我只听到你说我说得对 1937 01:54:58,914 --> 01:55:00,707 你好像很爱说粗话 1938 01:55:01,291 --> 01:55:03,293 教练，快下来 1939 01:55:04,628 --> 01:55:06,213 不要 1940 01:55:06,296 --> 01:55:07,589 不要当胆小鬼 1941 01:55:08,131 --> 01:55:10,300 教练… 1942 01:55:10,383 --> 01:55:12,219 下来就下来，谁怕谁 1943 01:55:12,302 --> 01:55:15,305 -教练… -小心 1944 01:55:31,404 --> 01:55:33,990 欢迎强尼 1945 01:55:45,961 --> 01:55:47,838 朋友队，听好了 1946 01:55:47,921 --> 01:55:53,051 我们能耗整天，反正我没事做 1947 01:55:53,134 --> 01:55:56,471 再跑一次，这次… 1948 01:55:56,555 --> 01:55:59,891 我要看到努力，开始 1949 01:56:03,854 --> 01:56:05,605 很好 1950 01:56:07,983 --> 01:56:09,317 好 1951 01:56:09,401 --> 01:56:11,611 你从哪里找来这个人？ 1952 01:56:11,695 --> 01:56:13,488 再来 1953 01:56:13,822 --> 01:56:16,908 跑起来，活力是不休息的 1954 01:56:16,992 --> 01:56:18,493 对不对，马可斯？ 1955 01:56:37,137 --> 01:56:38,763 实在不敢相信 1956 01:56:38,847 --> 01:56:41,224 太谢谢你了，菲尔 1957 01:56:41,308 --> 01:56:43,435 要谢就谢达里斯 他整个赛季都在观察你 1958 01:56:43,518 --> 01:56:46,771 我只是把他的报告转交给几个朋友 1959 01:56:46,855 --> 01:56:48,607 不要太跩 1960 01:56:48,690 --> 01:56:50,692 我还是德斯莫恩最厉害的教练 1961 01:56:50,775 --> 01:56:55,071 我可不敢说，要不要来场友谊赛？ 1962 01:56:55,155 --> 01:56:59,075 没问题，记住大学不打四节 1963 01:56:59,159 --> 01:57:02,704 上下半场各20分钟，进攻时间30秒 1964 01:57:02,787 --> 01:57:05,332 还有不准动手推教练 1965 01:57:05,415 --> 01:57:08,001 滚出我的篮球场，我要练球 1966 01:57:08,460 --> 01:57:09,586 好吧 1967 02:03:17,329 --> 02:03:19,789 快防守，加油 1968 02:03:19,873 --> 02:03:21,541 切回来 1969 02:03:21,625 --> 02:03:25,295 很好 1970 02:03:30,175 --> 02:03:31,426 太强了 1971 02:03:32,469 --> 02:03:35,222 非常好