英格丽德 见到你真是太高兴了 我想请你喝茶或咖啡 Ingrid, how simply delightful to see you. I would offer you tea or coffee,
但我认为你真正需要的 是低头认错 这是什么 but I think what you really need is a big slice of humble pie. What's this?
我的辞呈 快点搞定吧 My resignation. Let's get this over with.
倒也不必做到这种地步 No need to go that far,
除非你有什么我不知道的个人丑闻 unless there's some personal scandal I don't know about.
你对军情五处动用了一支猛虎队 You set a tiger team on MI5.
那是什么 我对这个术语不熟 What's that? I'm not familiar with the jargon.
猛虎队是用来测试一个组织防守能力的 A tiger team is a unit employed to test an organization's defenses.
就是说类似用贼去捉贼 So, sort of set a thief to catch a thief.
雇人检查一下你的安保系统是否运作正常 Pay someone to check whether your security systems are any good.
正确 That's it.
这样的话 没错 确实是我干的 我有罪 In that case, yes, I did do that. Guilty as charged.
但更重要的难道不是寻找弱点 But isn't it more to probe weaknesses,
测试该组织在压力之下 表现是否达标吗 test whether said organization can pass muster under pressure?
是的 你说的都对 Yes. All of that.
军情五处表现如何呢 And how did MI5 fare?
我们的一位特工受到要挟 不得不闯入总部 One of our agents was blackmailed into breaking into the Park
窃取首相的审核档案 to steal the PM's vetting file.
目前看来很糟糕啊 得手了吗 So far, so bad. Did they get it?
- 没有 - 可惜 我很想看那档案 - No. - Shame. I'd love a gander.
他真的让他老婆在他身上撒尿 Is it true he gets his wife to piss on him,
还是说那只是我造的谣 我忘了 or is that just a rumor I started? I forget.
那个特工差一点就得手了 所以这算是 在我监管之下的重大安全漏洞 They got close enough that this counts as a major security breach on my watch,
所以我必须辞职 which is why I have to go.
我不希望你辞职 英格丽德 I don't want you to go, Ingrid.
那你想怎样 Then what do you want?
可算来了 Finally.
你为了溜进总部 拿了一颗假钻石给我 You made me look like a muppet by bringing me a fake diamond
害我像个布偶一样丢人 just so you could sneak into the Park.
听着 这只是个天大的误会 明白吗 Look, this has just been one big misunderstanding. Okay?
拜托 我都说一千遍了 Please. For the 1,000th time,
我真的以为凯瑟琳斯坦迪什有生命危险 I believed that Catherine Standish's life was in danger.
放轻松 酋长组织正送她回来 斯坦迪什没事 Relax. Chieftain are handing her over now. Standish is fine.
我知道她没事 I know she's fine.
该...天啊 F-- God's--
拜托 真该死 Come on! Fuck.
哥们 干得漂亮 任务完成 Well played, mate. Well played. Mission accomplished.
猛虎队大获成功 啤酒呢 我请客 Tiger team are a roaring success. And the beers? On me.
我不喝酒 I don't drink.
好吧 那我们喝香蒂啤酒 但必须庆祝一下 Okay, well, have a shandy then. But a celebration is in order.
酋长组织战胜了特工 他们本该是专业人士的 Chieftain beat the spooks. They're supposed to be the professionals,
却被我们耍得团团转 and we turned one of them into our puppet.
这对生意大有好处 This is great for business.
我们会因此签下很多合同 源源不绝 Gonna get a lot of contracts out of this. A lot.
朋友 你可以优先挑选 And you, my friend, can have first dibs.
这次行动之后 我想休息一下 I think I might have a rest after this.
好吧 保持联系 干得好 小子 Okay. Well, let me know. Well done, son.
这是谁 我要跟他走吗 Who is this? Am I going with him?
也许你不知道 你显然不是负责人 Maybe you don't know. You're obviously not in charge.
斯坦迪什小姐 我是来送你的 想去哪里都可以 Miss Standish, I'm here to take you wherever you want to go.
她不会下车的 你上车 She's not getting out, you're getting in.
你干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
行动结束了 这不是... The operation is over. This isn't part of--
双手抱头 Hands on your head.
想都别想 Don't.
双手抱头 Hands on head.
你疯了吗 Have you lost your fucking mind?
收走他的枪 把他捆起来 Take his gun. Tie him up.
请你坐过去 You move over, please.
- 站住 - 不要 - Stop! - No!
拜托 快给我发动 Come on! Fucking come on!
你到底在耍什么花招 The fuck are you playing at?
真好 妙极了 Perfect. Brilliant.
- 低头 - 好 该死的 - Head down. - All right. Fucking hell.
- 好了 - 好 - Yeah? - Yeah.
所以我现在真的成人质了 So am I now an actual hostage?
(根据米克赫伦的著作《猛虎》改编)
流人 第三季第三集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
军情五处已经变得固步自封了 MI5 has become rather stuck in its ways.
因此我将从私营公司引进顾问 So I'll be bringing in advisers from the private sector who can help
帮助简化流程和提高效率 使纳税人的钱花得值得 with streamlining and efficiency so that the taxpayer gets value for money.
明白了 那我猜这些人将来自酋长组织 I see. And am I to assume these people will be from Chieftain?
他们刚刚击败了你的安保系统 Having just got the better of your security systems,
我觉得他们完全有资格告诉你 你们哪里有问题 I feel that they're more than qualified to tell you where you might be going wrong.
他们的首席执行官是你的老朋友 The CEO is an old friend of yours.
我碰巧是斯莱蒙蒂思的同学 I happened to be at school with Sly Monteith,
但我和很多人都是同学 but I was at school with a lot of people.
你和这家公司有财务关系吗 Do you have any financial links to the firm?
这个问题很无礼 英格丽德 恕我无法回答 That's a very impertinent question, Ingrid, and one I'm unable to answer.
如你所知 我所有的金融资产 都被置于保密信托中 As you know, all my financial assets have been placed in a blind trust.
如果你还有其他问题 If you have any more questions,
我想我应该把辞呈从垃圾桶里捡出来 I wonder if I should fish that letter out of the bin
再给戴安娜泰维纳打个电话 and give Diana Taverner a call.
不必了 No, that won't be necessary.
很好 我期待迎来你我关系中 Good. I look forward to a new phase in our relationship...
由我说了算的新阶段 in which I am the daddy.
天啊 埃尔顿约翰现场演唱会的盗版唱片 Jesus. Elton John live bootlegs.
我必须借来听 能治好我的失眠症 I'll have to borrow this. Cure for my insomnia.
天啊 你真无知 God, you're ignorant.
埃尔顿约翰是过去50年中 最伟大的歌曲作者 The greatest songwriter of the last 50 years, Elton John.
- 天啊 真无聊 - 见鬼 就像陪我孩子一样 - God, this is boring. - Geez, it's like being out with my kids.
怎么 你和孩子一起出门 会查看赌博网站 What, you check gambling websites when you're out with your kids?
我在确保他们的财务安全 Looking after their financial security.
通过转按揭吗 By remortgaging?
何告诉我的 Ho told me.
我在转按揭 因为我们在重新装修阁楼 I'm remortgaging 'cause we're getting the loft done.
和我赌博无关 Nothing to do with my gambling.
对了 这也和你完全无关 Not that it's any of your fucking business, by the way.
是你想跟我搭档的 You're the one that wanted to partner up.
可你的样子完全不靠谱 You're hardly selling yourself as a prospect.
- 至少我不在工作时嗑嗨 - 我从来不在工作时嗑嗨 - At least I don't get high on the job. - I never get high on the job.
天啊 你总是在破坏我的心情 God, you're always here to bring me right fucking down.
- 嘿 你去哪 为什么 - 那里 - Hey, where you going? Why? - In there.
看看能否得到斯坦迪什绑匪的信息 To see what we can learn about the man that's got Standish.
我们没有搜查令 We don't have a warrant.
我们闯进凯瑟琳公寓时也没有 We didn't have one for Catherine's flat.
那不一样 我们认识她 严格来说 我们也不该闯进去 That's different. We knew her, and technically, we shouldn't have done it.
那就留在车上 Stay in the car then.
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
- 快点 - 见鬼 - Come on. - Fuck's sake.
天啊 你可真擅长撬锁 God, you're so good at this.
你能等等吗 Can you just wait a second?
算了 Just leave it.
不是吧 Seriously?
看吧 小菜一碟 See? Easy.
如果你们蠢到还在监视多诺万的公寓 Just in case you're stupid enough to still be sitting on Donovan's flat,
那可以回办公室了 是猛虎队干的 you can get back to the office. It was a tiger team.
他们绑架斯坦迪什 以迫使卡特怀特闯入总部 They took Standish to pressure Cartwright to break into the Park.
见鬼 他闯了吗 Shit. Did he do it?
闯了 Yep.
是兰姆 凯瑟琳是被一个猛虎队绑走的 Lamb. Catherine was taken by a tiger team.
什么 就是说我们监视并闯进这里 都是白费力气 What, so we staked this place out and broke in for no reason?
至少让我们不必坐办公室 Well, at least it got us out of the office.
- 我们最好回去 - 我走之前要撒泡尿 - We better get back there. - I'm gonna take a piss before we leave.
快一点 Make it quick.
我不急 会慢慢撒的 谢谢 I'll take as long as I like, thanks.
(埃尔顿约翰)
如果你喜欢听女人撒尿 好像有专门的网站 If you like listening to women pee, I think there's websites for that.
你得来看看这个 You need to come and see this.
这又如何 猛虎队的行动计划而已 So what? It's just the planning for the tiger team op.
我们知道他们在监视我们 Knew they were watching us.
(第一阶段:猛虎队)
还有一面策划墙 There's another wall.
(第二阶段:灰色卷宗)
“灰色卷宗” "Grey Books"?
对 军情五处的阴谋论大全 Yeah. MI5 compendium of conspiracy theories.
是 我知道灰色卷宗是什么 谢谢 Yeah, I know what the Grey Books are. Thanks.
(关于MH370航班失踪真相的理论)
这些鬼话和凯瑟琳有什么关系 But what's this bullshit got to do with Catherine?
(总共目击UFO:7292次)
- 这些照片哪拍的 - 多诺万的公寓里 - Where are those from? - Donovan's flat.
你们在那里做什么 我都跟你们说了是猛虎队 What are you doing in there? I told you it was a tiger team.
是 我们已经进来了 Yeah. Well, we were kind of already in here.
所以肖恩多诺万是个痴迷阴谋论的疯子 还有第二阶段 So Sean Donovan's a conspiracy nut with a phase two?
对 第二阶段是灰色卷宗 即军情五处的阴谋论大全 Yeah. Phase two is the Grey Books, MI5 compendium of conspiracy--
是 我知道灰色卷宗是什么 Yeah. I know what the Grey Books are.
是 看起来他会继续扣押斯坦迪什 Right. Well, it looks like he's gonna keep hold of Standish
直到他看到卷宗 till he gets a look at them.
全都记录下来发给何 明白吗 Well, document everything and get it to Ho. Right?
还有 不要让任何 斯劳部门之外的人知道此事 And do not let anyone outside of Slough House know about this
等我先弄清多诺万到底有多疯 until I've worked out how much of a nut bag Donovan is.
- 你真是个疯子 - 对 - You're fucking mad, you are. - Yep.
这边走 Through there.
(莎拉 艾莉森 本)
上楼梯 Stairs.
你和另外那个男的有点像 There's a similarity between you and that other man.
- 是巧合吗 - 闭嘴 - Is that a coincidence? - Shut up.
显然戳到你的痛点了 那我觉得不是巧合 Clearly a sore point, which makes me think it's not a coincidence.
我叫你闭嘴 I said, "Shut up."
你都不必找灯开关 You didn't have to look for the light switch,
所以这是你家 对吗 你童年的家 so this is your house, isn't it? Your family home.
那个人一定是本 你不是莎拉就是艾莉森 And that other man must be Ben, so you're either Sarah or Alison.
你这个人渣 Stinking pile of dog shit.
笑一个 Smile.
看看酋长组织这下怎么办 Let's see what Chieftain make of this.
作为报复 他们会让你们血流成河 They'll rain blood and fire on you.
是啊 等不及了呢 进去 Oh, yeah. Can't wait. Get in.
坐好了 等着吧 会没事的 Sit tight. Wait it out, and it'll be fine.
酋长组织要多久会打电话 How long before Chieftain call?
不知道 No idea.
现在我们抓了一个你的人 一个军情五处的人 Now we've got one of yours and one of MI5's.
如果你希望他们毫发无损地被释放 就要严格按我们的话去做 If you want them both released unharmed, you need to do exactly what we say.
你在听吗 Are you listening?
兰姆 Lamb.
你胆子够大的 Well, you got nerve.
先把斯劳部门变成文件分检办公室 然后又放我鸽子 First you turn Slough House into a sorting office, then you stand me up.
他们在重启整个安全系统 楼下乱成一团了 Well, they're doing a total security reset. It's mayhem down there.
是 我明白 后果呢 Yeah, I can see that. What's the fallout?
有待观察 此时此刻 蒂尔尼在和贾德见面 Remains to be seen. Tearney's with Judd as we speak.
你在做什么 测量她办公室里的窗帘吗 Well, what are you doing? Measuring curtains for her office?
我有过教训 永远不要低估了 英格丽德女爵士 她很顽强 I have learned never to underestimate Dame Ingrid. She is a survivor.
是的 贾德可能得意得太早了 Yeah, she is, and Judd may have crowed too soon.
猛虎队脱离组织了 他们不肯放斯坦迪什 Tiger team's gone rogue. They won't let Standish go.
这又是为什么 行动确实结束了啊 Why on earth not? Surely the operation is completed.
我认为他们可能已经联系过了 他们想要灰色卷宗 Well, I thought they might have already been in touch. They want the Grey Books.
他们告诉你的 They told you that?
不是 绑匪的策划墙 此人叫肖恩多诺万 No, kidnapper's wall planner. Name of Sean Donovan.
我还没有得到任何消息 Well, I haven't heard anything.
而且如果他们要灰色卷宗 And if they were demanding the Grey Books,
我会知道的 因为卷宗已经转移到 我监管的档案馆了 I'd know 'cause they've been relocated to the facility under my supervision.
是 也就是说卷宗没比手纸有用多少 Yeah, which means they're one up from toilet paper.
作为提醒的交换 我希望你把卡特怀特还回来 In return for the heads-up, I would like Cartwright back.
相信你一定清楚 As I'm sure you're aware,
我现在无权指挥特工 I do not have command of the Dogs right now.
放他出来 戴安娜 否则我就进去 Send him out, Diana, or I'm coming in.
起来 Get up.
起来 Get up!
我说 躺着挺舒服的 You know, I'm kinda fine down here, you know?
我不会再说一次了 瑞弗 起来 I'm not gonna ask you again. River, get up.
无论 你有什么问题... Whatever issues you have--
你显然有正在克服的问题 That you clearly have, that you're working through--
也许你该找人谈谈 Maybe you should just talk to someone.
因为基于当前情况判断 我...觉得暴力并不能令你开心 Because based on this, I just-- I don't think violence is making you happy.
不知道你为什么哭 小子 你真是没种 Don't know why you're crying, son. You got nothing between your legs.
是 你必须快速把情绪发泄完 Yeah, you need to get this out of your system quickly
赶在兰姆来接我之前 before Lamb comes to get me.
你觉得我会把兰姆当回事 You think I give a fuck about Lamb?
我还真这么觉得 对 I kinda do, actually. Yeah.
他在你眼中是个变态老爸的形象吗 What is he, some sort of twisted fucking father figure to you?
因为你从来不认识自己的老爸 Because you never knew your own dad,
你也永远无法像你爷爷那么优秀 and you'll never fucking be as good as your grandfather, eh?
你想打我 不是吗 You wanna hit me, don't you?
你想揍我吗 You want to have a fucking swing at me?
来 勇士 揍我啊 来啊 Come on, champ! Fucking have at it! Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
要我袭击资深特工 Attack a senior agent now?
还是个队长 不了 A head Dog. Nah.
不要 这绝对会害我被开除的 No, that would definitely get me kicked out.
还是你揍我吧 勇士 So you have at it, champ.
因为现在那扇门随时会打开 Because any minute now, that door is gonna open
我会径直走出去 and I'm just gonna walk right out of here.
在那之前 我可以承受你的任何惩罚 And until then, I can take whatever it is you've got.
你也有同感... Are you feeling what--
进来 Come in!
是了 说到就到 我要走了 Right. Right on cue. My ticket out of here.
揍他的蛋蛋了吗 Got his bollocks yet?
是的 我替你把他打服了 Yeah, I've softened him up for ya.
不 等等 听我说 等等... No, wait, listen-- Whoa.
听着 我知道我们有过分歧 Look, I know we've had our differences,
但我必须提醒你 我的蛋蛋很硬 but I've just gotta warn you, I do have very tough balls.
我这么说仅仅是因为你... And I'm only saying that because you're--
好 我们把这些发给何 看看他能查到什么 Okay, let's get this to Ho, see what he can turn up.
他会读这本书 并赞同其中大部分内容 He's just gonna read this and agree with most of it.
可能有一部分是他写的 Probably wrote some of it.
- 警察 - 我们在这里 - Police! - We're in here.
- 兰姆派你们来的 - 哇 - Did Lamb send you? - Whoa.
不认识什么兰姆 Don't know a Lamb.
邻居报警了 说他看到你们偷偷溜进来 Neighbor called. Said he saw you creeping in.
- 等等 这里是犯罪现场 - 白痴 - Wait. This is a crime scene. - Idiots.
- 没错 你们入室盗窃的现场 - 我们是军情五处的 - Yeah. You done a burglary. - We're MI5.
是的 翻看我的口袋 Yeah. Check my pockets.
好让我被瘾君子的针头扎伤 不了 谢谢 So I can get spiked by a junkie needle? No, thanks.
我像瘾君子吗 听着 我口袋里有军情五处的证件 Do I look like a junkie? Look, I've got an MI5 ID in my pocket.
现在就看看 否则你不会有好下场 Check it now before it gets really bad for you.
查他吧 我来查她的 Check his. I'll check hers.
- 对 或者你也可以打几个电话 - 在后袋里 那里 - Yeah, or you could make some calls. - In the back pocket. Right there.
好 老大 看起来是真的 Okay, boss. Looks legit.
那这是什么 What's this then?
开什么玩笑 Got to be fucking kidding me.
- 我是卧底 这是行动用的 - 是啊 - I'm undercover. I've got it for a sting. - Uh-huh.
杰克逊兰姆 Jackson Lamb?
- 可能是我 - 我是大都会警局的莫斯利警官 - Maybe. - This is Officer Moseley of the Met.
我打电话是因为我逮捕了 马库斯朗里奇和雪莉丹德 I'm calling 'cause I've arrested Marcus Longridge and Shirley Dander
原因是非法入室和持有A类毒品 for breaking and entering, and possession of class-A drugs.
好吧 Uh-huh.
朗里奇说他进这个公寓是你批准的 Longridge says he had the go-ahead from you to enter the flat,
丹德说 毒品是为一次行动准备的 and Dander says the drugs were for a sting.
好 你可以放了他们 然后给他们带个话 All right, you can let 'em go and then give 'em a message.
好 请说 Yeah, go ahead.
好 Yeah. Uh-huh.
抱歉了 你们可以走了 Sorry about that. You're free to go.
不必难过 你公事公办而已 No hard feelings. Just doing your job.
- 冲掉 - 行动不需要了 - Flush it. - You don't need it for your sting?
冲掉 Flush it.
你们走之前 兰姆要我转告你们 Before you go, Lamb had a message for you.
“你们都被炒掉了 "You're fucking fired.
我该死的痔疮都比你们有用” I got fucking hemorrhoids that are more fucking use than you."
(摄政公园)
给你送垃圾来了 Got some rubbish for you.
你怎么这么慢 What kept you?
谢谢你们痛揍了他一顿 替我省力气了 Thanks for giving him a good kicking. Saves me the bother.
你给我把那颗钻石送过来 告诉我是哪个白痴下等马拿的 You're gonna bring me that diamond and the name of the idiot fucking horse
否则我就赶过去 that took it, or I'm gonna come over there,
把你像一罐豆子一样打爆 听见没 and I'm gonna open you up like a tin of beans. Do you hear me?
我在想你是谁来着 你... I'm trying to place you. You--
你是那个在我们本地公园 四处捡狗屎的家伙 You're the bloke that walks around our local park picking up dog shit.
我们打过一架 We danced once.
下次我会把你撂倒 Next time I'll put you down.
继续做梦吧 先生 Dream on, sir.
我用一根眼睫毛就能干掉你 I could take you down with an eyelash.
好吧 你先别说话 Right. Before you say anything,
如果你收到这样的照片 你会怎么做 what would you have done if you'd been sent that?
我会照他们的话去做 然后他们一旦放了她 Well, I'd done what they said. Then once they let her go,
我会杀光所有这些混蛋 I'd have killed every one of the bastards.
- 朋友 去哪 - 朋友 请送我去切尔西 - Yes, mate? - Chelsea, please, mate.
反之 如果他们威胁说要杀了你 If they threatened to kill you, on the other hand,
我会给他们买啤酒和子弹 I'd buy 'em a beer and the bullets.
等一下 朋友 Hang on a minute, mate.
等等 你干什么 快下车吧你 Wait, what are you doing? Come on, out you get.
为什么 你去哪 Why? Where are you going?
切尔西 没听见吗 Chelsea. Did you not hear me?
那我去哪 Where am I going?
去酋长组织找路易莎 Go meet Louisa at Chieftain.
这些笨蛋是这件事的幕后主使 她会跟你说详情的 They're the twats behind all of this. She'll fill you in.
但简单概括 他们雇了一个 暗藏动机的团队 依然扣押着斯坦迪什 But the headline is they hired a team with a hidden agenda, still holding Standish.
不顺路吗 我不能跟你一起走吗 Is it not on the way? Can I not just come with you?
顺路 Yes...
但不能 and no.
(禁区)
长官 Ma'am.
- 下午好 长官 - 我们必须跟控制室说说 - Afternoon, ma'am. - I need to address the hub.
卡特怀特好像是从停车场出去的 It seems Cartwright got out through the car park.
对 Yeah.
我认为我们可以起草一份临时报告 长官 So, I thought we could start an interim report, ma'am.
好 Yeah.
我为你的发言暂停了通讯 I paused comms for your address.
很多人都知道了 今天上午发生了入侵事件 As many of you are aware, there was an incursion this morning.
一名未获授权特工进入了禁区 An uncleared agent acquired access to a restricted area.
此事属于一次演习 但我和军情五处的任何人都不知情 This was part of an exercise that neither I nor anyone else in MI5 was aware of.
我们在这次演习中失败了 An exercise we failed.
鉴于此 安保系统将得到全面审查 Pending this, there will be a full review of security systems.
继续工作吧 Back to work.
你还在这里啊 恭喜 You're still here. Well done.
你是认真的 Do you mean that?
我们有过分歧 英格丽德 We've had our differences, Ingrid,
但我真不想看到你被贾德这种人逼走 but I would hate to see you forced out by someone like Judd.
说到底 我是忠于你和情报处的 My ultimate loyalty lies with you and the Service.
不敢相信 我竟然说出来了 I can't believe I'm saying that out loud.
我不确定我这个位置还能坐多久 Well, I'm not sure how long I'll last.
毕竟这次失败给了他控制我的把柄 Given he now has this failure to use to push me around.
他想怎样 What does he want?
请私营公司 To bring in the private sector.
具体来说就是酋长组织 Specifically Chieftain.
他不可能得逞 至少目前不会 He'll never get that through. Not now.
他的计划受阻了 There's been a holdup.
兰姆说猛虎队有自己的动机 Lamb says the tiger team have their own agenda.
他们就斯坦迪什的事跟他联系了 Have they made contact with him over Standish?
没有 他找到了他们做策划的公寓 No, he found a flat with their prep.
据说他们想看灰色卷宗 Apparently they want to see the Grey Books.
那不可能给他们看 Well, that's never gonna happen.
你有听到酋长组织对此事的任何说法吗 Have you heard anything from Chieftain about any of this?
完全没有 要我去问问吗 Not a peep. Do you want me to ask?
不要 No.
要有烂摊子 那也是他们的 If there's any mess, it's theirs.
他们能搞定 They can clean it up.
我也这么想 That's what I thought.
谢谢你 戴安娜 我们必须降低连带伤害 Thank you, Diana. We have to limit the collateral damage here.
可怜的斯坦迪什 Poor Standish.
我不是指她 我说的是我们 但没错 I wasn't meaning her, I was talking about us. But yes.
希望她能安然无恙地回来 Hopefully she'll come through unscathed.
下午好 先生 Good afternoon, sir.
下午好 斯莱 Afternoon, Sly.
见鬼 这车比我的公寓还大 Fuck me. This is bigger than my flat.
介意我抽烟吗 Do you mind if I smoke?
介意 Yes.
好吧 斯莱 So, Sly.
这名字糟糕透顶 是斯莱姆的简称吗 Now, that's a terrible name. What's it short for? Slime?
我不认识你 I don't know who you are,
但你应该知道 我拥有一家私营安保公司 but you should know that I own a private security firm,
就是说我手下有一些非常危险的人物 which means I have some very dangerous people in my pay.
是 你说得太对了 他们很危险 Yeah. Too fucking right they're dangerous.
你猛虎队里那个肖恩多诺万绝对是个疯子 That Sean Donovan, one of your tiger team, is an absolute fruit basket.
凯瑟琳斯坦迪什 Catherine Standish.
是我手下的人 省得你不明白我为什么操心 One of my team, in case you're wondering why I give a shit.
我明白了 I see.
不 我觉得你不明白 No, I don't think you do.
多诺万脱离组织了 Donovan's gone rogue.
他不肯放斯坦迪什 除非给他看灰色卷宗 Won't let Standish go until he's had a look at the Grey Books.
斯坦迪什应该在几小时前就被释放了 Standish should have been released hours ago.
并没有 Oh, well, it hasn't happened.
灰色卷宗又是什么东西 And what the fuck are the Grey Books?
灰色卷宗分析了 过去100年里的每一个阴谋论 The Grey Books examine every conspiracy theory from the last 100 years.
不出意外 结论就是阴谋论都是胡扯 And, you know, surprise, surprise, decide that they're all bollocks.
但世上有些疯子认为灰色卷宗能够证明 But there are some nut cases out there who think the Grey Books will prove that
猫王刺杀了肯尼迪 希特勒建造了金字塔 Elvis shot JFK, and Hitler built the pyramids.
我对此毫不知情 I don't know anything about this.
老天 这真是一场灾难 Jesus Christ. This is a fucking disaster.
对 可不是嘛 所以我想前来造访 Yeah, ain't it just. That's why I thought I'd pay you a visit.
你看 目前无事发生 And nothing's happening, you see.
他们没放斯坦迪什 也没要求看灰色卷宗 No Standish, no request for the Grey Books.
完全没动静 Nothing.
我需要把事情疏通一下 I need it all unblocked.
对 说到疏通呢... Yeah, speaking of which--
总之 Anyway,
赶紧搞定 get it sorted.
我想你我都不希望再次见面吧 I imagine neither of us wanna see the other again.
见鬼 天啊 希望这气味 不会进入地下水系统 Fucking hell. Oh, God, I hope that don't go into the groundwater.
给 你要留着吗 遮盖一下气味 Here, you wanna keep that? Mask the smell?
不要 No.
我建议你快点离开 I advise you to leave quickly.
我建议你车窗就一直开着吧 I'd advise you to leave the windows open.
你这是怎么了 What the hell happened to you?
遇到达菲而已 Just Duffy.
还有霍布斯 Then Hobbs.
怎么 他们揍你了 What? Did they beat you up?
是啊 显然如此 Yes, obviously.
- 天啊 - 我们为什么见面来着 - Wow. - So why are we here then?
兰姆要我们查酋长组织这次行动的档案 Lamb wants us to get Chieftain's file on the op,
调查多诺万和猛虎队的背景 background on Donovan and the team.
似乎他们有自己的动机 Seems that they have their own agenda.
- 他们会配合我们调查吗 - 会 我们是军情五处的 - Are they gonna give that to us? - Yeah, they are. We're MI5.
他们算老几 Who the fuck are they?
是身价几百万英镑的安保公司 和内政大臣有私交 A multimillion-pound security firm with connections to the Home Secretary.
我才不在乎 我喝了四杯咖啡 都快喝破产了 Well, I don't give a shit. Bankrupting myself having four coffees,
坐在这里看着这些傻子 进进出出 我们走吧 hanging out here watching these cocks swan in and out. So, come on.
嘿 听着 混蛋们 Hey, listen, fuckers.
对 你们让我在那里 等了几个小时 我要讨个说法 Yeah, you've kept me waiting there for hours, and I want answers.
你们...不能这样折磨我 You people-- You can't put me through the wringer like that, yeah,
然后想靠一通电话就全都解决 and expect it to be all smoothed over with a fucking phone call.
我要钱 我要钞票...懂吗 我不... I want money. I want moola, moola. You understand? I don't--
- 我其实认识... - 嘿 别急 - I know, actually-- - Hey! Whoa.
- 你在这里做什么 - 天啊 瑞弗 - What are you doing here? - Oh, my God. River.
- 还有可爱的路易莎 - 你去死吧 - And the lovely Louisa. - Go fuck yourself.
我要跟今天上午的行动负责人谈谈 Need to speak to whoever's in charge of this morning's op.
- 我看看负责人是否有空 - 什么 好嘛 - I'll see if they're free. - What? Okay. What?
军情五处一开口你就帮忙 但平民就被晾在一边 对吗 So you jump when MI5 ask, but Joe Public can go whistle, can he?
- 见鬼了 - 别说了 - Fuck's sake. - Shut up.
听着 Listen.
你...知道是猛虎队干的 So, you-- you know it was a tiger team?
现在知道了 对 在过街桥上的时候不知道 I do now, yeah. I didn't when I was standing on that bridge
还有个该死的狙击枪瞄着我的胸口 with a fucking sniper sight on my chest.
这些人...因这次行动赚了一大笔钱 These people-- They've been paid a fortune for this op.
我遭了那么大罪 我要得到赔偿 And after what I've been through, I want a taste.
你也应该索赔 You should get some too.
嘿 要不要一起进去 不管他们给多少 我们就要三倍的 Hey, do you wanna go in together? Whatever they offer we ask for triple.
我就不要了 哥们 No, I'm fine, mate.
- 嘿 - 我是来工作的 - Hey. - I'm here to do a job.
嘿 我知道我们曾有过节 好吗 Hey, I know we've had our history, right?
但这次我们是同一边的 我们都被耍了 But for once we're on the same side. We both got played.
毒蜘蛛 你总是被耍 You always get played, Spider.
有道理 There's a good point.
你拿到那份档案了吗 Did you get the file?
没有 但我本来能拿到的 No. But I coulda done.
兰姆叫我终止行动 Lamb pulled me out.
你姐姐呢 她还好吗 How's your sister then? Is she okay?
她很好 哥们 斯坦迪什还好吗 She's fine, mate. Standish okay?
事情有点受阻 Well, there's been a bit of a holdup.
但是当然了 不能细说 因为你已经不在情报处了 But of course can't go into that because you're not in the Service anymore.
- 那是自然 - 就这样 对 - So. Yeah. - That's told me.
说到这个 Talking of which--
我知道我们在俄罗斯人灾难事件后 I know we never had a chance to chat after
- 一直没机会聊聊 - 不必 省省吧 - that whole disaster with the Russians. - No, save it.
不 这事早就该说了 我... No, this is long overdue, and I--
我没能早些说出来 感觉很糟糕 I feel terrible that I didn't reach out and say this earlier.
但是... But...
我原谅你 I forgive you.
- 你说什么 - 我中枪了 - Excuse me? - I got shot
当时是你负责安保 但我原谅你 while you were running security, but I forgive you.
好了... Okay. Okay.
- 不值得跟他生气 是吧 - 你们可以进去了 - He's not worth it, is he? - You can go through now.
指挥与控制执行官可以跟你们谈了 The Command and Control Executive Officer is ready to speak to you.
天啊 这职称真浮夸 God, that's a twat-y title.
- 这就是私营公司 - 请跟我来 - That's the private sector for you. - If you'd like to follow me.
韦布先生 你也可以一起来 Mr. Webb, you can come through now as well.
所以你在医院住了一阵子 So you were a while in hospital then?
几个月吧 Couple of months.
真走运 Lucky for some.
我深表遗憾 请节哀 I'm truly sorry for your loss.
我听说你在他们炒掉你之前就辞职了 I heard you quit before they could fire you.
也不是这个顺序 他们让我自己选 Not quite in that order. They gave me the option.
去斯劳部门或离开情报处 所以我就不干了 Slough House or leave the Service. So I left.
- 无意冒犯 - 完全没关系 - No offense. - Literally none taken.
(酋长组织安保)
那你现在在哪里工作 So where are you working now then?
这个嘛... Well...
就是这里 here.
跟指挥与控制执行官打个招呼吧 Say hello to your Command and Control Executive Officer.
你这该死的...混蛋 You fucking-- Fuck off.
我没撒谎 I weren't lying.
我确实是来拿补偿的 一大笔奖金 I am here for compensation. A big, fat fucking bonus.
我应该跟你们分的 但我不愿意 I should split it with ya, but I won't.
你怎么知道我们要来 How'd you know we were coming?
我不知道 看见你在外面悄悄监视这里 Didn't. Saw you outside staking the place out,
就吩咐所有人 如果你进来 就配合一下 你还真来了 told everyone to play along if you came in and you did...
还带着卡特“坏”特 with Cart-wrong.
- 今天老天都在朝我微笑 - 天啊 你真可悲 - The gods are smiling on me today. - Oh, my God, you're so pathetic.
- 是吗 - 是 - Am I? - Yeah.
我有私营公司的六位数工资 公司配车和一根巨根而已 With my six-figure private sector salary, company car, and massive penis.
谢谢你 瑞弗 谢谢 你真是太棒了 Thank you, River. Thank you. You were magnificent.
贾德要酋长组织向总部派一支猛虎队 Judd wanted Chieftain to run a tiger team on the Park.
他们找我来负责 因为我是前员工 They reached out to me as an ex-employee
让我挑名单里最蠢的那个 and set me the task of selecting the biggest sucker on the books.
我得说 很快就选好了 I got to say, it didn't take long.
R-I-V-E-R 瑞弗 R to the I to the V-E-R.
天啊 知道吗 God, you know what?
我都几乎感到愧疚了 收了巨额顾问费 I almost feel guilty about accepting that huge consultancy fee
工作却如此轻松 for literally a minute's work.
我就知道你会再次上当的 I knew you'd take the bait again.
迫不及待地想逞英雄 Tear off and try and be a hero.
瑞弗 请相信我... River, please believe me. Please believe me.
他们要杀了我姐姐和她的...孩子们 They're gonna kill my sister and her-- her-- her kids.
拉夫 你这混蛋 过来...哥们 Rafer, you fucker. Come here, mate. Come here.
哥们 Oh, mate.
拉夫就是那个狙击手 给他们看看你的枪 Rafer was the sniper. Show 'em your rifle.
漂亮 哥们 Nice one, mate.
天啊 Oh, God.
你根本没有姐姐吧 You don't even have a sister, do you?
不 我有 但我们 很多年没联系了 她是个贱女人 No, I do. But we haven't spoken in years. She's a total bitch.
你会把多诺万和他团队的档案给我们吗 Are you gonna give us your files on Donovan and the team?
不给 别做白日梦了 Nah. You can kiss my unwashed anus.
天...他们没放她 毒蜘蛛 Je-- They're not letting her go, Spider.
一切尽在掌握 All under control.
好了 失陪 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我和老板要去吃午餐了 和内政大臣一起 the boss and I have a lunch with the Home Secretary.
我要参加一个咨询委员会 旨在提高军情五处的工作效率 I'm gonna be part of an advisory committee on improving MI5's efficiency.
想听听我的第一条建议吗 很不错的 Do you wanna know my first recommendation? It's a good one.
关闭斯劳部门 Shut down Slough House.
- 我要弄断你的脖子 你这个... - 好了 我们走 - I'm gonna fucking break your neck you f-- - All right. Let's go.
你应该谢我 You should be thanking me.
待在斯劳部门多不好 瑞弗老兄 是时候向你真正的使命前进了 You don't want to be there, River, mate. Time to move on to your true calling.
在OnlyFans网站上往屁股里塞水果 Shoving fruit up your arse on OnlyFans.
盖伊 如果你想找工作 就联系我 If you ever want a job, Guy, just drop me a line.
你至少会得到一次面试 扔麦克风 You'll at least get an interview. Microphone drop.
那叫扔麦 你这... It's mic drop you--
好耶 真棒 哥们 太爽了 Yeah! Yes, mate. Love it.
- 该死的毒蜘蛛 - 是你该死 - Fucking Spider. - Fucking you.
- 什么 - 又是毒蜘蛛 - What? - It was Spider, again.
- 你早该知道的 - 什么叫我早该知道 - You should have known. - What do you mean I should've known?
- 太丢人了 - 我怎么... - So fucking humiliating. - How did--
真的 我有很多次 Literally the number of times
想揍他的脸了 这...简直比那还要爽 I wanted to punch him in the face and that-- It was just better.
比揍脸更爽 比用飞镖插脸更爽 It was better than a punch in the face. It was better than a dart in the face.
明白吗 你刚好 错过了卡特怀特 可精彩了 Do you know what I'm saying? You just missed Cartwright. It was butane.
我刚刚被该死的杰克逊兰姆威胁了 I have just been threatened by a Jackson fucking Lamb
因为斯坦迪什还被扣押着 because Standish is still being held.
- 这事啊 - 什么叫“这事啊” - Oh, that? - What do you mean, "Oh, that"?
你跟我说一切万无一失的 You told me it had all gone like clockwork.
没错 会万无一失的 It has and it will.
斯坦迪什不会出任何事的 我们那个被扣的人也不会 Nothing is gonna happen to Standish or our guy that they're holding.
什么人 What guy?
天啊 这事越来越糟糕 告诉我到底怎么回事 不许胡扯 Jesus. This gets worse and worse. Tell me where we're at. No bullshit.
其实很... It's actually quite--
总之 他们要求和我见面 时间是稍后 Anyway, they demanded a meet with me, due to begin shortly,
见面后 我会陪他们一起去看一样东西 from where I will escort them to have a look at something
- 叫做灰色卷宗 - 是 兰姆跟我说了灰色卷宗的事 - called the Grey Books. - Yes. Lamb told me about the Grey Books.
兰姆怎么知道 How does Lamb know?
天知道 他似乎无事不知 Oh, God knows. He seems to know everything.
你打算怎么做 What are you going to do?
当然是爽约了 Well, not show, obviously.
他们手里有两位人质 而你想爽约 They have two fucking hostages, and you propose to stand them up?
军情五处不可能让他们看灰色卷宗的 There is no way MI5 are gonna open up the Grey Books for them.
而且他们谁也不会杀的 And they're not actually gonna kill anyone.
他们很快会意识到 自己像小丑一样 然后把她放了 They'll realize they're making twats of themselves and release her soon enough.
你给我去跟他们见面 此事必须摆平 You're going to the meet. I want this sorted.
我们要跟贾德吃午饭呢 We have our lunch with Judd.
不 是我跟贾德吃午饭 No. I have a lunch with Judd.
你不许去 除非我们的人 和斯坦迪什都被释放 You're not going unless our guy and Standish are both released.
这我该怎么做 How am I supposed to do that?
你以前是军情五处的 托点关系或者买通他们 You're ex-MI5. Pull some strings or pay them off.
- 用...什么买通 - 你的咨询费 我才不管呢 - With what? - Your fucking fee. I don't give a shit.
多诺万真的相信某些阴谋论 Donovan really believes some of this shit.
对了 我也信 我们不可能登上过月球 As do I, by the way. There's no way we've been to the Moon.
很显然 他在阴谋论网站上用昵称发帖 He posts on conspiracy sites under a handle, obviously.
我可能还和他交流过 I might have even interacted with him.
彼得贾德这种蠢蛋会在哪里吃午饭 Where would a twat like Peter Judd have lunch?
这是什么 What's that?
是我那丰厚的奖金 给你了 That's my beautiful bonus, which I'm giving you.
这不是钱的事 It's not about money.
得了吧 永远都是钱的事 Fuck off. It's always about money.
对了 你是不是 贿赂了泰维纳来推荐我的 By the way, did you bribe Taverner to ring me with that reference?
她帮我安排了酋长组织的工作 天知道她为什么要找你 She got me the job at Chieftain. Christ knows why she wanted you.
- 我想看灰色卷宗 - 不可能 - I want to see the Grey Books. - Not gonna happen.
- 那我们就有麻烦了 - 好吧 我试过胡萝卜了 - Then we have a problem. - Okay. I've tried the carrot.
- 你想让我拿出大棒吗 - 拿大棒的人是我 - Do you want me to get out the stick? - I'm the one with the stick.
我们有两位人质 如果你想再看到他们 你知道该怎么做 We have two hostages. If you wanna see them again, you know what you have to do.
抱歉 我们能别胡扯了吗 Sorry. Can we just cut the bullshit, okay?
他们不是人质 你们不会动他们一根头发的 They're not hostages, and you're not gonna do anything to them.
这是做戏而已 哥们 一场夸张的烂戏 It's just a game, mate. A big fucking stupid game.
我不知道你为什么这么干 我也不在乎 但我要你停手 Now, I don't know why you're doing this, and I don't care, but I want it to stop.
别走 混蛋 站住 Don't walk away from me, dickhead. Stop.
我命令你站住 I command you to stop.
我要和内政大臣 在安娜利维娅餐厅吃午饭 已经迟到了 I'm late for a lunch at Anna Livia's with the Home Secretary.
斯坦迪什被释放前 我不能出现 I can't show my face until Standish is released.
别胡闹了 告诉我她在哪 Now stop fucking around and tell me where she is.
去吃午饭吧 Go to your lunch.
好好享用开胃菜 Enjoy your hors d'oeuvres.
但别装什么大人物 你这个蠢滑头 But don't play the big man, you slick twat.
你竟然好意思教我做人 某人在其秘密炮友自杀后 I'm not gonna take lessons on being a man from someone who couldn't hold it together
整个人都崩溃了呢 when their secret fuck buddy killed herself.
对 我看过你的档案 蠢货 Yeah, I read your file, twat.
听好了 我... Now listen to me. I--
我建议你不要起身 And I'd advise you to stay down.
嘿 Hey.
你确定留着蒂尔尼有意义吗 You sure it makes sense to keep Tearney?
目前是有的 Well, for the time being.
我们需要确保你提出的 文化变革得到充分的落实 We need to make sure the cultural changes you propose are bedded in enough
让她的继任者无法推翻 that her successor cannot reverse them.
你的客人韦布先生到了 Your guest, Mr. Webb, is here.
让他过来吧 Send him over.
我提醒他了 着装要求是半正式休闲 I reminded him the dress code is smart-casual,
但他的态度相当粗暴 不屑一顾 but he was quite curt and dismissive.
我就不追究了 因为他是你的客人 但如果你可以说说... I will allow it because he's your guest, but if you could have a word...
你怎么来了 What the fuck are you doing here?
我不得不继续找更高层的人谈 才能摆平此事 I have to keep going higher up to get this sorted out.
天啊 这地方真是势利眼聚集地 Fuck me. Every ponce and his brother.
我以为猛虎队的行动圆满完成了 I thought the tiger team operation was successfully concluded.
是的 小问题而已 韦布正在处理 It is. Small hiccup. Webb is dealing with it.
等你把她送回来 我就不打扰了 给我来个薯条 Well, once you've delivered her back, I'll leave you be. Give us a chip.
我们应该没有正式认识过吧 I'm not sure we've ever properly met.
是 感觉我们认识过 Yeah, well, it feels like we have.
我之前认识很多你这种人 I've met plenty of your sort before.
如果你是来批评我的 If you've come to tell me what you think of me,
我提醒你 我对恶言恶语可谓刀枪不入 I should warn you, I have an incredibly thick skin.
所以你的话可能造成不了多少伤害 So your barbs might not wound as much as you hope.
抱歉 让你失望了 我对你根本没看法 I'm sorry to disappoint. I don't think of you at all.
天啊 真好喝 Christ, that's good.
这酒多少钱 How much does that cost?
比你的月薪还多 More than your monthly salary.
你想要什么 除了斯坦迪什之外 What do you want? Other than Standish.
我只是希望不被打扰 I just wanna be left alone.
但你跑过来打乱了我安排 But then you came along and fucked with my chi.
你看 斯坦迪什负责运营 You see, Standish runs my diary.
现在没了她 我真的不知道该干什么 Now, without her, I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing.
所以我有大把的空闲时间来给你捣乱 So I've got all this spare time to come and fuck with you.
查查他的脉搏 Check his pulse.
摸不到脉搏 I can't find a pulse.
他的呼吸道通畅 但没有呼吸 His airways are clear, but he's not breathing.
天啊 是韦布 Jesus Christ. That's Webb.
这话是谁说的来着 Who was it who said,
“当老虎咬着你的头时 你是无法跟它讲道理的” "You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth"?
丘吉尔 Churchill.
(韦布手机来电)
这一定不是韦布打来的 But that won't be Webb calling,
毕竟他正在外面扮演交通事故受害者 seeing as he's now outside impersonating roadkill.
没错 是你的猛虎队 他们的目标是你了 No, that'll be your tiger team, looking for your head.
字幕翻译:吴梦熊