黑 镜
第三季 第四集 BY ABU 20180220
黑 镜
圣朱尼佩洛
捉鬼小精灵
塔克酒吧
以上是贝琳达·卡莱尔 Belinda Carlisle there
为您带来1987年目前最热的一首歌 with one of the biggest hits of 1987 so far.
这首歌不能不爱 稍后... Gotta love that track! Coming up next in just a moment...
你够了好吗 我只想找点乐子 Could you please stop it? I just wanna have some fun, okay?
凯莉 得了 Kelly, come on.
-凯莉 -我还走着呢 韦斯 - Kelly. - I'm still walking, Wes.
我们只有几小时 我们好好利用吧 We've only got a couple of hours so let's, uh... let's use it.
我在好好利用 I am using it.
BGM: C'est La Vie - Robbie Nevil
你挺厉害 You're good at this.
有不同的结局 It's, uh... got different endings.
要看是一个玩家还是两个 Depending on if you're in one or two player.
-这是第一款有这种设置的游戏 -该死 - It was kinda the first game to do that. - Damn it!
你想玩《全速前进》吗 Do you wanna play Top Speed?
不 Oh, no.
谢谢 Thank you.
我只想熟悉下这里 I just wanna get my bearings a bit.
好吧 Okay.
回见 See you around?
你个傻帽 Idiot.
BGM: Walk Like an Egyptian - Bangles
配合我 Go along with whatever I say.
-什么 -配合我接话 - Sorry? - Whatever I say, go along with it.
好吧 韦斯 你这样就是缠人了 Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now.
-要我给你亮红灯吗 -2小时35分 - Do I have to red light you? - Two hours 35.
-没剩多少时间了 -韦斯 - There's not much time left. - Wes.
听着 Look...
上周我们做了最美妙的... Last week, we had the most amazing--
那是上周了 Last week was last week.
我得跟我朋友聊会儿天 I need to talk with my friend here, okay?
我好久没见她了 Haven't seen her in a while.
韦斯 她病了 Wes, she's sick.
只剩"六个月"那种病 Like "six months to live" sick.
其实是五个月 Five, actually.
我得跟她叙旧 就我俩 I need to catch up with her. Private time.
好吧 Okay.
-很遗憾 -没事 - Hey, I'm sorry. - That's okay.
回见 See you around?
好啊 Sure.
抱歉我"杀"了你 Sorry for killing you.
那个什么"只剩六个月" The whole "six months to live" thing?
抱歉 是五个月 Sorry. Five.
你说五个月真挺像回事 Five was a nice touch.
-凯莉 -约克夏 - Kelly. - Yorkie.
-尤克 -约克夏 - Yurgie? - Yorkie.
跟狗种一样吗 Like the dog breed?
是啊 Yeah.
他人不坏 我有点过意不去 He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad.
-在"泥潭"认识他的... -那是什么 - Met him at the Quagmire so... - What's the Quagmire?
你如果还不知道"泥潭" If you don't already know what the Quagmire is,
那你估计也不会想知道的 you probably don't wanna know.
是吗 No?
想再来一杯吗 You want another one?
-不了 -要的 来吧 - Oh, no, I-- - Yeah, you do. Come on.
还要我拽你的狗链吗 Do I have to tug your leash?
-金发帅哥 -喊我 - Hey, Blondie. - I'm Blondie?
没错 威士忌可乐 两杯 You are. Jack and Coke times two.
-不 我那杯就可乐 -两杯 - Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke. - Times two.
-你干什么 -我在端详你 - What are you doing? - I'm... regarding you.
我觉得你在分析我 I feel like I'm being analysed.
为什么戴眼镜 Why the glasses?
我挺喜欢 很合适你 但你需要戴吗 I like them. They totally work on you. But do you need them?
-嗯 镜片没什么特殊功能 -我就知道 - Yeah, the lenses don't do anything. - Knew it!
我以前上学时戴 I used to wear them in school.
所以现在算是...让我宽心吧 So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing.
我还以为是你的时尚声明呢 I figured they were kind of a fashion statement.
-是吗 -但从你的衣着看又不像 - Really? - But then the rest of your outfit is not.
别误会 Don't take that wrong.
挺新鲜的 看看周围啊 It's refreshing. I mean, look around.
大家都刻意打扮成他们以为自己该打扮成的样子 People try so hard to look how they think they should look.
可能是在哪部电影里看到的 They probably saw it in some movie.
但我喜欢这个 But I like these.
你是真实的你 You're authentically you.
谢谢 Thanks.
干杯 Cheers.
你喝过吗 You never tasted it before?
不是 No, I...
我就是好久没喝过了 挺好的 I just haven't had it in a while. It's good.
你住这儿吗 Do you live here?
-不... -游客吗 - No. Oh, uh-- - Tourist?
就算是游客吧 你是新来的 We'll go with tourist. So you're new here?
-第一晚 -是吗 好吧 - First night. - First night? Wow, okay!
天呐 Oh, my God!
我们必须跳舞 We have to dance to this.
我们跳吗 With each other?
算了 我不适应舞池 Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing.
别限制自己嘛 Oh, let's not limit ourselves.
-我真不行 -你可以的 来吧 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can, come on.
-不 我会冒傻气的 -跟着我来就好 - No, I'll look dumb-- - Just follow my lead!
BGM: Fake - Alexander O'Neal
学我的样子 Copy me.
你行的 You got it.
-你为什么逃跑 -对不起 - Why did you run away? - Oh, sorry.
我说了 我不太会跳舞 I... I said I'm not much of a dancer.
可不是 No shit.
你刚刚就像冰湖上被吓坏的马 Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
我开玩笑的 半开玩笑吧 I'm kidding. Half kidding.
对不起我逼你跳了 Sorry I pushed you into it.
每周就周六晚一次机会 Saturday nights once a week.
一晃而过 我会不耐烦 It's like no time. I get impatient.
不 不是那个 No, no, it's not that. It's...
-大家都在看 -看 - Everyone was looking. - Looking?
是啊 两个姑娘跳舞 Yeah. You know, two girls dancing.
首先 人们不像过去那么刻板了 Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be.
其次 这是派对之城 没人会说什么的 And two, this is a party town. No one's judging.
承认吧 Face it.
即使他们看了 也是因为非凡的我 If they were staring, it's because I am bodacious.
-你好傻 -谢谢 - You're stupid. - Thank you!
-我从没进过舞池 -从没吗 - I've never been on a dance floor. - Never?
就是你活到现在从没吗 As in the whole time you've been alive never?
从没 Never.
你是阿米什人吗 What are you, like, Amish?
信仰返璞归真生活的教派
你的生活也太闭塞了吧 That's one sheltered existence you got there.
是啊 Yeah, well.
我家人觉得我什么都做不了 As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything.
我干的坏事别人连一半都不知道 Well, no one knows about even half the shit I get up to.
不过就你爸妈而言 With your folks, though,
他们也是出自关心吧 it's from a place of love, though, right?
-他们是担心你 -他们不是担心 - They worry. - They don't worry.
他们只要想到我开心自在就会发疯 Just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds.
你想做什么 What would you like to do?
从来没做过的事 That you've never done?
太多了 So many things.
圣朱尼佩洛是派对之城 San Junipero is a party town.
做什么都行 All up for grabs.
还有两小时就到午夜了 Midnight's two hours away.
没多久了 Oh, that's not long.
那为什么要浪费时间坐在这里呢 Why waste time sitting here?
我... I, um...
-听着 -没事的 - Listen... - It's okay.
-不 我是说... -真的没事 - No, I mean... - Really, it's okay.
不 我... No, I'm, uh...
我订婚了 我有个未婚夫 I'm engaged. I have a fiance.
-他叫格雷戈 -格雷戈在这里吗 - He's called Greg. - And is Greg here?
-不 他在... -别的地方 - No, he's-- - Elsewhere?
对 Yeah.
想跟我上床吗 Wanna go to bed with me?
我们可以回我家 很快的 We could be back at mine in like...
我从来没做过那样的事 I never did anything like that.
那就更应该试试了 All the more reason.
你人真好 Oh, you're nice.
我不能 I can't.
好吧 Okay.
-我只是...我真不能 -我理解 - I just... I can't. - I get it.
-我得走了 -顶着这么大雨 - I have to go. - In this?
认识你真的很高兴 It's been really great to meet you.
彼此彼此 Likewise.
好吧 Okay.
该死 Shit.
一周后
BGM: Girlfriend in a Coma - The Smiths
BGM: Don't You Forget About Me - Simple Minds
BGM: Heart and Soul - T'Pau
BGM: Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
BGM: Wishing Well - Terence Trent D'Arby
搞什么 韦斯 What the hell, Wes?
听着 我知道我让你觉得... Look, I know I'm coming across--
我要对你亮红灯了 真的 I'm red lighting you, for real.
-好吗 -不 不要这么做... - Okay? - No, don't do that. Just...
-那你就别这样 -你能听我说完吗 拜托 - Then stop this. - Can you hear me out? Please? Please.
你觉得圣朱尼佩洛有多少女孩 How many girls do you think there are in San Junipero?
几百个 几千个 Hundreds? Thousands?
我不在乎 I don't care.
我是说天涯何处无芳草 韦斯 I'm saying there's plenty of other girls out there for you, Wes.
这里的居民吗 她们是死人 The locals? They're like dead people.
这死人也太活跃了吧 A little lively for dead people.
我不想搞什么无聊的浪漫 好吗 Look, I don't want some kind of boring romance, okay?
一起住在养老院什么的 Like, Jesus, put us in a retirement home deal.
如果你想找人上床 选择多的是 Well, if you're looking for someone to fuck, there's options.
-再去泥潭那儿转转 -不仅仅是为了性 - Hang out at the Quagmire again. - It's not just sex.
-仅仅是性 -不 我们对彼此有感觉 - It was just sex. - No, we made a connection.
韦斯 那只是性 Wes, it was just sex.
-不 -没有情感 - No-- - No roots.
我们玩得很开心 We had fun.
对不起 I'm sorry.
享受这座城市吧 Enjoy the town, for God's sake.
BGM: Living in A box - Living in a Box
在等人吗 Waiting for someone?
并没有 Not really.
我请你喝一杯 I'll get you a drink?
好啊 Uh, yeah, sure.
那...应该是显微手术吧 So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess.
我的两个膝盖骨都磨损了 You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down.
我一直不怎么喜欢这首歌 觉得有点怪 You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird.
-去跳舞吗 -好 - Shall we dance? - Sure.
BGM: Need You Tonight, Mediate - INXS
我猜如果当时我把心思放在电脑之类的东西上 I mean, I guess by the time I'd put my mind to, like, computing.
赶上第一股潮流 You know, caught that first wave,
事情就会大不一样了 would have had a different story.
我要去趟厕所 Gotta use the bathroom.
好吧 Okay.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know how to do this.
什么怎么办 Do what?
帮帮我 Just help me.
你能... Can you just...
让我不那么为难吗 Just make this easy for me?
想上我的车吗 You wanna get in my car?
-你来这里多久了 -什么 - How long have you been here? - Sorry?
-你来这里多久了 -圣朱尼佩洛吗 - How long have you been here? - In San Junipero?
几个月吧 Couple of months.
我打算玩到尽兴为止 Plan is long enough to enjoy myself.
我猜我跟你一样 也是个游客 Guess I'm a tourist, like you.
是啊 Yeah.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Yeah.
停车 Stop!
抱歉 但是 Sorry, but...
天啊 你的表情 Man, your face!
-喜欢吗 -好大啊 - You like it? - It's just so big.
让我想起我小时候住的地方 Reminds me of where I grew up.
生日快乐 艾莉森
想你妈妈吗 Miss your mom?
你得教我 You have to show me.
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
你从来没和女人上过床吗 You never slept with a woman before?
我不是在挑剔你 That's not a critique.
刚刚太棒了 I mean, it was fucking awesome.
嗯 从来没和女人上过床 No, never with a woman.
从来没和人上过床 Never with anyone.
从来没有吗 Not anyone?
-你是说在这城里还是... -不 - What, in town or...? - No.
在哪里都没有 No one, nowhere.
-看来你给我开苞了 -我给你开苞了 - I guess you deflowered me. - I deflowered you?
什么年代的话 快乐的英格兰吗 What is this? Merry England?
讨厌 Shut up.
但是你跟人谈过恋爱吧 You've had relationships though.
你可是有未婚夫啊 Hello! You got a fiancé.
-这很复杂 -我猜也是 - It's complicated. - Yeah, I'll say.
你什么时候知道 When did you know...
-你喜欢女人的 -我也喜欢男人 - that you liked women? - I like men too.
权利平等 Equal rights.
好吧 Okay.
但你是什么时候知道的 But when did you know?
你一直都知道吗 Do you always know?
我曾是一个男人的妻子 我们在一起很久 I was married to a guy. A long time, I was married.
我一直知道 I always knew.
我会被其他女孩吸引 I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls,
同事 朋友 co-workers, friends,
为我上菜的服务员 some waitress that served me.
我会迷上她们 疯狂地迷上 They were crushes. God, they were crushes.
但我从没采取行动 Never acted on any of it.
从没做过什么 Never did anything.
我爱的是他 I was in love with him.
我真的很爱他 I really was in love with him.
但他没有选择留下 But he chose not to stick around.
现在只有我了 So now it's me.
我不会久留 And I'm passing through.
在我走之前 我要好好享受 And before I leave, I'll have a good time.
我只想好好享受一番 I'm just gonna have a good time.
时间差不多到了 Time's nearly up.
那我们就躺在这里吧 Then let's lie here.
一周后
塔克酒吧
BGM: Heart and Soul - T'Pau
BGM: Lean On Me - Club Nouveau
打扰 Excuse me?
你见过凯莉吗 Have you seen Kelly?
-你说什么 -凯莉 - What's that? - Kelly.
我整晚都没看到她 I haven't seen her all night.
你去泥潭找过了吗 You tried the Quagmire?
泥潭是什么 What is the Quagmire?
BGM: Something Against You - Pixies
对不起 I'm sorry!
我在哪里见过你 Yeah, I know you from somewhere.
塔克酒吧 Tucker's.
-凯莉的朋友吧 -你知道她在哪里吗 - Kelly's friend, huh? - Do you know where to find her?
-我怎么会知道 -你是她朋友 - How would I know that? - You're her friend.
-曾经是朋友 -她来过这里吗 - Was a friend. - Has she been here?
没有 No.
你也是吧 You too, huh?
试试别的时间 Try a different time.
80年代 90年代 Here in '80, the '90s,
还有一次是2002年的这里 2002 one time.
她值得你一试 对吗 She's worth the shot, right?
一周后
接下来为您介绍重新设计的克莱斯勒科尔多瓦 Introducing the totally redesigned Chrysler Cordoba.
1980年 克莱斯勒科尔多瓦
你所期待的奢华应有尽有 All the luxury you expect is here.
但是油费也不菲... But so is gas mileage...
不不不 No, no, no.
BGM: Funky Town - Lipps Inc.
黄金年代 是吧 Golden age, right?
-是啊 -你要玩还是... - Right. - You playing or...
对不起 我在找人 I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone.
也许...下次吧 Maybe... next time.
一周后
BGM: Ironic - Alanis Morissette
惊声尖叫
塔克酒吧
凯莉 Kelly?
一周后
塔克酒吧
谍影重重
塔克酒吧
谍影重重
塔克酒吧
太好了 Yeah!
干得漂亮 You're beautiful!
选一首歌 Select a song!
去厕所 Ladies' room.
BGM: Can't Get You Out of My Head - Kylie Minogue
别 你... No, you--
等等 Wait a minute.
你为什么在这里 Why are you here?
我在找你啊 你去了哪里 I was looking for you. Where did you go?
我想换换音乐听 I like a change of music.
这怎么会是你的年代 How the hell is this your era?
-你在躲我 -第一 我没有 - You hid from me. - One, I did not.
第二 我不欠你什么 Two, I owe you zero.
第三 参见第二点 And three... see point two.
这跟谁欠谁无关 这是礼貌的问题 It's not about who owes who. It's about manners.
你不知道我是谁 You don't know who I am.
你不知道这意味着什么 You don't know what this means.
这意味着乐趣 This means fun.
至少应该是乐趣 而现在... Or it should. And this...
这可没什么乐趣 好吗 This is not fun, okay?
这样不好玩 This is not fun.
你一点都不难过吗 So you don't feel bad?
也许你应该感到难过 Maybe you should feel bad.
或者至少有点感觉 Or at least feel something.
你们见过一个女孩吗 Have you seen a girl?
二十多岁 棕发 戴眼镜 Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses?
天啊 Oh, jeez.
请告诉我你把你的痛感模块调到零了 Please tell me you got your pain slider set to zero.
嗯 我想是的 Yeah, I think so.
听着 Okay, listen.
他们有多少人已经死了 How many of them are dead?
百分之多少 Like what percentage?
常住居民吗 As in full-timers?
80 85吧 Eighty. Eighty-five.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不会跳的 I'm not gonna jump.
我知道 对不起 不管怎么样... I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's...
我来这儿期间 我说过我不会... In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't...
怎么说呢 有感觉 I don't know, do feelings.
你把我吓坏了 You freaked me out.
我不想喜欢上任何人 I don't want to like anyone.
所以你的出现...真是个大麻烦 So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient.
问题是... It's that...
我不知道还有多久 I don't know how long there is.
我做不到 我没为你做好准备 And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you.
想要一些... For wanting something--
就是下周 Next week it is.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
下周 Next week?
嫁给老好人格雷戈 To nice Greg?
-你确定要那么做吗 -我必须那么做 - Sure you're going through with that? - I have to.
你必须 You have to?
他真的是个好人 He really is a good guy.
我的家人并不赞成 但... I mean, my family don't approve, but...
他们阻止不了我们 they can't stop us.
我知道他可怜我 这让我很生气 I know he pities me. That pisses me off.
但这不公平 因为他... But that's not fair 'cause he's...
你说你不知道还剩多少时间 You said you don't know how much time there is.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
他们告诉我三个月 They tell me three months.
已经几乎扩散到了全身 It's spread basically everywhere.
他们六个月前就说还有三个月 They said three months before six months ago.
所以他们知道什么呢 So, you know, what do they know?
连点味儿都没有 Doesn't even taste of anything.
-那你之后会留在这儿吗 -不 - But so you'll stay here after? - No.
等我结束了 我就到此为止 When I'm done, I am done.
但那太疯...我是说 But that's cra-- I mean...
-为什么 -理查德 - Why? - Richard.
那是... That's...
我丈夫叫理查德 My husband's name was Richard.
他两年前死了 He died just two years ago.
我们本来有机会一起待在圣朱尼佩洛 So we had the opportunity to stay in San Junipero.
过渡 Pass over.
他拒绝了 Didn't take it.
-他不想 -谁会不想要这个机会 - Didn't want to take it. - Why wouldn't anyone take it?
他有自己的想法 He had his viewpoint.
他有自己相信和不相信的东西 There were things he believed and things he didn't believe in,
他不相信这里 and this place was one of them.
连来这儿看看 体验一下都不肯 Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run.
我去 Shit.
我当初也不知道自己是否想来试试 但 I didn't know if I wanted to try it but...
我是说 I mean...
老天 如果没有这个地方 Jesus, without this place,
我永远不会认识你这样的人 I never would've met someone like you.
-怎么不会 -不会的 - Yeah, you could have. - No, I wouldn't.
-我们在外面也可能会认识 -不可能 - We could have met outside all this. - No.
你... You...
根本不会碰见我 would not have got me at all.
不可能 At all.
就算我们真见面了 If we really met, I mean...
真的见面了 你也不会喜欢我 If we really met, you wouldn't like me.
咱们试试 Try me.
或者...你不会想和我待在一起 Or you'd-- You wouldn't want to spend time with me.
-你会来见我 然后 -试试啊 - You'd come and then-- - Try me.
何必呢 Why?
何必呢 有什么意义吗 Why? What's the point?
怎么 你在哪 休斯敦 What? Where are you? Houston?
内华达州卡森城 Carson City, Nevada.
说吧 So come on.
我都说了我的 I showed you mine.
你在哪 Where are you?
-我可以自己查 -加州圣罗莎 - I can just look it up. - Santa Rosa, California.
-那不远 -我不希望你... - That's no distance. - I don't want you to--
我不希望你看到我 我怕... I don't want you to see me. I'm scared...
我要死了 And I'm dying.
你是什么人都吓不着我 Whatever you are can't scare me.
让我去看你吧 Let me come visit.
我想去打个招呼 I want to say hi.
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你就是凯莉吧 You must be Kelly.
应该就是了 I guess I must.
-她在等你 -谢谢 - She's waiting for you. - Thank you.
请 Please.
虽然她身体上无法做出回应 She won't be able to physically respond in any way.
但听得见 But she can hear you.
不打扰你们了 I'll give you some privacy.
你好啊 小傻瓜 Hello, stupid.
见到你真好 It's good to see you.
你好 Hello.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你是凯莉吗 Is it... Kelly?
我是 It is.
-我是格雷戈 -你就是格雷戈 - I'm Greg. - You're Greg?
真见鬼 Holy shit.
你能在她过渡之前亲自过来见她 Yeah, I think it's great that you came down here in person
这样真好 before she passes over.
连她家人都不怎么来了 所以 Even her folks don't come visit no more so...
她要过渡了吗 She's passing over?
什么时候 When?
-咱们去喝杯咖啡吧 -好 - Let's go grab a coffee. - Okay.
-她没告诉你吗 -没有 - She didn't tell you? - No, she did not.
说她只是去玩玩 Said she was just visiting.
更确切说 是体验一下试用版 More like sampling the trial version.
我们才认识 I mean, I've only known her
三年 the past three years.
靠通讯器交流 We talk on the comm box.
她提过自己怎么会瘫痪吗 She told you how she ended up quadriplegic?
她那样有多长时间了 And how long she's been that way?
她21岁时 一天晚上 向她父母出柜 One night, she's 21, comes out to her folks.
他们对那种事有点保守 可以这么说吧 They're a little uptight about it, you might say.
告诉她 他们不想要同性恋女儿 They told her they don't want a gay daughter.
不符合自然规律之类的 It's not natural and so forth.
他们大吵一架 They fight.
她开车冲下了车道 She gets in her car. Runs it off the road.
-21岁时吗 -四十多年前了 - When she was 21? - More than 40 years back.
可以说她在床上躺了一辈子 It's been her whole lifetime, basically.
所以圣朱尼佩洛系统对她意义重大 So the whole San Junipero system has been a big deal for her.
非常重大 The biggest deal.
当然 Of course now,
等她过渡后 就成永久性的了 until she passes over, it goes permanent,
现在她每周限量五小时 she's on a five-hour weekly limit.
你应该也是吧 I guess you're the same.
他们按量来 不肯给多了 They ration it out. They don't trust us with more.
据说给太多你们会疯的 They say you go crazy if you have too much, you know?
不离开座位 心智与身体分离 You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind.
说得好像有哪家老人院里不是这样的 Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already.
这系统以治疗为目的 The system's there for therapeutic reasons,
沉浸式怀旧疗法 immersive nostalgia therapy.
将你投入全是记忆的世界里 Plunge you into a world of memories.
对阿兹海默症有帮助 他们是这么说的 Helps with Alzheimer's, that's what they say.
小小的幸运 Small mercies.
那么 So...
结婚的事 About this marriage...
本州的安乐死得经过三层确认 The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases.
你得有医生 病人 You gotta have a sign-off from the doc,
和一位家庭成员的签字 the patient, a family member.
防止有的病人 It's to stop folks from passing over
因为太喜欢圣朱尼佩洛而选择过渡 just because they prefer San Junipero flat out.
总之约克夏的家人 Anyhow, Yorkie's family,
他们很虔诚 they're big-time religious,
他们不愿意签字 and they will not sign.
但配偶的决定有更大的优先级 But a spouse can override them.
-所以你们要结婚 -没错 - Hence the wedding bells. - You got it.
我们叫了牧师明天上午来 We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m.,
她已安排好明天下午就过渡 and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon.
"安排好过渡" 就直说死吧 "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying.
如果可以这么说的话 If you can call it dying.
上传到云端 听着像天堂似的 Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven.
也许吧 I guess.
你会穿西装吗 You gonna wear a suit?
婚礼是在我休息时举行 The ceremony's on my coffee break.
我没结过 所以就想着 I never married so I just figured,
有什么坏处呢 you know, what's the harm?
你是个好人 You're a good man.
举手之劳 对吧 It's the least I could do, right?
你现在能帮我们接入系统吗 Think you could hook us up to the system now?
就一会儿 在她过渡之前 Just for a little while, before she passes?
你之后还是能见到她的 You can still see her afterwards.
到时她就不受限了 I mean, then she's no limit.
她将成为圣朱尼佩洛的永久居民 She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan.
我知道 但拜托你了 I know, but can you?
说真的 这里很严格 他们随时监控 Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every--
我就只要一会儿 I only want a moment.
女士 Ma'am.
-五分钟 -谢谢 - You got five minutes - Thank you.
我还从没白天来过 I've never been here during the daylight.
很暖和 It's warm.
我长话短说 我跟格雷戈聊过了 Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg.
-你明天就要过渡了 -是的 - You're passing over tomorrow? - Yeah.
婚礼几小时后 Couple of hours after the wedding.
严格说 我要永远在这儿度蜜月了 So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever.
对不起我没告诉你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
-我要说点疯狂的话 -好吧 - I'm gonna say something crazy. - Okay.
你愿改和我结婚吗 Wanna marry me instead?
格雷戈看起来人不错 但是 It's just... Greg seems great, but...
为什么不和与你心灵相通的人结婚呢 Why not someone you've connected with?
这是答应了吗 Is that a yes?
成为你的合法妻子 ...to be your lawfully wedded wife,
相互拥有 相互扶持 to have and to hold,
无论疾病还是健康 in sickness and in health,
无论顺境还是逆境 in good times and in woe,
富裕还是贫穷 for richer, for poorer...
停止所有系统
抓稳 Hold tight.
好了 There you go.
快到了 Nearly there.
好的 That's it.
你确定自己没事吗 Are you sure you're all right?
你都不为我打扮打扮吗 You didn't dress up to see me?
拜托 Come on!
这样呢 Better?
看起来好真实 Looks so real.
感觉好真实 It feels so real!
-你在干什么 -我爱这里 - What are you doing? - Oh, I love it here!
好爱这里 I just love it.
-你以前也来过啊 -但现在我住在这里了 - You've been here before. - But now I live here!
和我待在一起吧 Be with me.
-我们现在就在一起 -我不是这个意思 - I'm with you now. - That's not what I mean.
过渡 Pass over.
-等你的时候到了 -约克夏 - When it's your time. - Yorkie.
-和我留在这里 -我们不能就享受今晚吗 - Stay here with me. - Can we just enjoy tonight?
快到午夜了 It's almost midnight.
十分钟后 你就离开这里了 In ten minutes, you're out of here.
我要等一周才能再次见到你 Then I gotta wait a week to see you again.
你知道我只是个游客 You know I'm just a visitor.
玩几个月 然后呢 What, a couple of months, then what?
-我们现在不讨论这个 -然后你就死了 - We're not discussing this. - Then you're gone.
就没了 Just gone.
-你可以拥有永恒的 -永恒 - You could have forever. - Forever?
永恒是什么意思啊 Who can even make sense of forever?
你想多久就多久 However long you want then.
你也可以轻易抹除自己 I mean, you can remove yourself like that.
这里不是个笼子 It's not a trap.
看看这一切 I mean, look at it!
老天 摸摸这个 Jesus! Touch it!
我要走了 I'm going.
这是真的 It's real.
这些都是真的 This is real.
还有这个 And this.
拜托 你知道我那只是好意 Come on. You know that was just a gesture.
-你娶了我 -为了帮你过渡 - You married me. - To help you pass over.
-是出于好心 -离开就不那么好了 - As a... kindness. - It's not so kind to leave.
好吧 听着 对不起 我只是 Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just...
我有这个机会 I got this chance.
我们有这个机会 我想和你分享 We got this chance. I wanna share it with you.
我说了我已经决定了 I said I made my choice.
为什么 因为你丈夫不在这里所以你觉得愧疚 What is it? You feel bad because your husband isn't here?
-因为那是他的选择 -别说了 - Because that was his choice. - Don't.
他选择不留在这里 就像他离开了你 He chose not to stay here. It's like he left you.
他本来可以留下 但他选择离开你 You know, he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you.
你根本不知道自己在说什么 You don't know what you're saying.
你应该感觉生气 You should be mad at him.
-而不是用愧疚惩罚自己 -放手 - Not whipping yourself with guilt. - Get off me.
你不明白 但他做的事实际上很自私 You can't see it! But what he did, it was selfish actually!
49年 Forty-nine years...
我和他在一起 I was with him
49年 for 49 years.
你根本无从想象 You can't begin to imagine.
你根本不懂 You can't know...
我们的羁绊 承诺 厌倦 the bond, the commitment, the boredom,
渴望 欢乐 以及爱情 the yearning, the laughter, the love of it.
该死的爱情 你根本不懂 The fucking love. You just cannot know!
我们牺牲的一切 Everything we sacrificed.
我给予他的那些岁月 他给予我的那些岁月 The years I gave him. The years he gave me.
你想过问我吗 Did you think to ask?
你有想过问我吗 Did it occur to you to ask?
我们有个女儿 We had a daughter.
艾莉森 Alison.
一直很难搞 一直很美好 Always difficult, always beautiful.
39岁时死了 上帝保佑她 Died at 39 years old, bless her heart.
理查德和我 我们都心如刀割 And Richard and I, we felt that heartbreak as one.
你以为只有自己饱尝痛苦吗 去你妈的 You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself.
-我不知道 -你也没想知道 - Well, I didn't know-- - Didn't think to.
理查德要死的时候 他说 You know, when he was dying, richard said to me
他们给他提供这个机会 过渡 来玩玩 when they offered him this, to pass over, pass through,
在这个你热爱的墓地里永生 spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with,
他说 "我怎么能 he said, "How can I?
她错过了机会 我怎么能" When she missed out, how can I?"
所以他直接走了 And so he went.
我希望自己能相信他现在和女儿在一起 And I wish I could believe he's with her now,
父女团聚 但我做不到 that they're together, but I don't.
我认为他们哪都不在 就像你说的 I believe they're nowhere. Just like you said.
没了 不 我是可怜你 Gone. No, I pitied you,
这就是真相 我可怜你 and that's the truth. I pitied you.
现在你想向我推销 Now you give me some sales pitch
这种永恒有多他妈美好 about how fucking peachy forever could be.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你想在没有意义的地方永生吗 You wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters?
最后像韦斯那样 End up like Wes?
像那些在泥潭放纵的傻逼 All those lost fucks at the Quagmire
拼尽全力想要感受到什么 那就去吧 trying anything to feel something, go ahead.
但我要退出了 我走了 But I'm out. I'm gone.
凯莉 对不起 Kelly, I'm sorry.
凯莉 Kelly!
前方封路
凯莉 Hey, Kelly.
-你还好吗 -我没事 - You all right? - Yeah, I am fine.
那好吧 Well, okay then.
凯莉 Kelly?
总得说来 All things considered...
我想我准备好了 I guess I'm ready.
准备好什么 For what?
面对接下来的一切 For the rest of it.
BGM: Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle
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