黑 镜
第三季 第一集 BY ABU 20180220
黑 镜
急转直下
蕾茜 Hey, Lacie!
已打分 珍 5星
已打分 克洛伊 5星
已打分 约翰尼 5星
蕾茜
莱恩 Ryan?
莱恩 Ryan!
-我刚刚拿着炸弹呢 -拜托 - I was holding a bomb! - Come on!
抱歉 伙计们 Sorry, guys.
房东今天会让买家过来 所以 Landlord is sending buyers over today so...
穿好裤子 put your pants on.
如果我不穿 或许能吓跑他们 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off
我们就能留下了 and we can stay here.
不行 莱恩 租约再有一个月就到期了 Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks.
我在为你着想 我有地方去的 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go.
内特的室友去凤凰城工作了 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix
我可以住他那儿 so I get his place.
-好吧 -现在是谁慢半拍了 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke?
我午饭时要去看房 I'm... seeing some places over lunch.
回见 Catch you later.
抱歉 刚刚是我姐姐 Sorry, that was my sister.
嗯 你当然想了 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
茉莉花茶 Jasmine tea?
已打分 萨曼 5星
已打分 基斯 5星
刷绒咖啡 And that's one Brushed Suede.
想就块饼干吗 You want a cookie with that?
杰克
-送你的 -那太棒了 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome.
已打分 杰克 5星
-明天见 JJ -回见 蕾茜 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie.
我刚刚看见你儿子戴消防帽了 好可爱 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute!
基斯
是啊 他真不错 Yeah, he's really something.
约翰
凯蒂
斯特芬
肖恩
克里斯
珍
查理
萨姆
卡尔
安迪
卡尔
蕾茜·庞德
刷绒咖啡配饼干 味美如天堂
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有人为你打分了
萨姆·勃伦兹
约翰尼·詹姆斯
蕾茜 Hey, Lacie!
-贝丝 见到你真高兴 -我也是 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too.
贝丝妮
加载信息 贝丝妮·琼斯
贝丝妮·琼斯
薄煎饼吃薄煎饼
薄煎饼和奶油 它喜欢甜的
薄煎饼怎么样了 How's Pancakes?
他太逗了 超逗的猫猫 最棒了 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best.
加载信息 蕾茜·庞德
你还在霍迪科吗 Are you still at Hoddicker?
-嗯 挺顺利的 -太好了 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear.
-你怎么来这儿了 -新工作 第一天 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day.
-第一天 -在布兰科曼-哈珀 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper.
顶楼 那... Top floor! That's...
-祝你好运 -是啊 - Well, good luck. - I know, right?
你还喜欢待在霍迪科也很好 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker.
-也不会待一辈子啦 -当然 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever.
-但现在 -现在还凑合 - But for now... - It's OK for now.
现在很棒的 是的 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
蕾茜·庞德
刷绒咖啡配饼干 味美如天堂
娜奥米·杰恩·布莱斯托
我生命中的另一个男人
瑜伽终生爱
骑马穿松林 好美
蕾茜 喝杯冰沙吧 Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
每个人都有 还剩一堆呢 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs.
切斯特
农贸市场的有机摊位买的 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market.
嗯 好吧 Sure. Okay.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
我们不跟切斯讲话了 We're kind of not talking to Ches.
3.1 怎么回事 3.1? What happened?
他和戈登分手了 Him and Gordon split up.
可怜的切斯 Poor Ches.
不不 我们是站戈登的 No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
当然了 这还用说 Sure! Obviously.
切斯在到处拍马屁 想把分拉上去 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back.
当然 如果掉到2.5以下 那就 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's...
再见了 bye-bye.
有人为你打分了
喂 Hello?
-他们要了 -谁 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who?
房东叫来看房的那对夫妇 The couple the landlord sent over.
我听到他们说话了 I heard them talking.
好吧 Okay.
现在我们进入光空间 So, now we move into the light space area.
很合适跟爱人度过特别时光 Ideal for special times with loved ones.
美食 佳人相伴 Great food, great company.
从你的照片流中抽样合成的 Sampled your photo stream to make her.
发型好棒 Great hair!
在会员吧免费做的造型 Styled free of charge at the members' salon.
天呐 Oh, my God.
太逗了 It's hilarious!
你喜欢他 You like him?
-他还行 -他可不是公寓带的 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment.
但这里有酒吧和餐厅 只限租户 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only.
我们在浪漫际遇方面无人能比 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses.
我得说 这些房子出手很快 I gotta say, these places are going like "That."
要是感兴趣可别耽误 So don't delay if you're interested.
我非常感兴趣 I'm more than interested.
标准住户最低要签六个月合同 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract,
价格...是这个数 we're talking... this much.
-交房租的频率是 -每周 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly.
好 Okay.
-超出你预期了 -是啊 - A little more than expected? - Yeah.
有其他选择 There's options.
知道我们的最优影响力项目吗 You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
-我够格吗 -不 你不够 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't.
你得在4.5左右 We'd need you around a 4.5.
4.5 4.5?
4.5分就打八折 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
-4.5 -没错 - 4.5. - That's right.
鹈鹕湾
娜奥米·杰恩·布莱斯托
跟保罗·马斯森 在海上度周末
保罗·马斯森
鹈鹕湾 Pelican Cove?
这是什么 优生项目吗 What is this? A eugenics programme?
-是优质生活社区 -没有人那么开心 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy.
莱恩
拿着气球的两岁孩子都不会这么开心 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy.
鹈鹕湾
这地方其实挺不错的 It's actually a pretty cool place.
你能进得去吗 Like you'd even qualify.
我也没办法 先生 There's nothing I can do, sir.
也不是没希望 你显然很努力 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer.
人气科技
这是你从我身上看出来的吗 That's the sense you get just from... me?
从你的人气报告分析中得出的 From your rep report analytics.
如果我们仔细研究数据 If we drill down into the numbers,
你的人气曲线是很不错的 you've got a solid popularity arc here.
整体轨迹稳定 看看刚过去的24小时 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
你看 就连... You see, even--
那是什么 早上8:40 What's that? 8:40 a.m.
你在社交网络上很努力 You're working hard on your socials.
-这是个很不错的上浮 -好 - Great little uptake there. - Okay.
这里有几个小低分 你抢车道了吗 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic?
是工作上的事 Oh, just a workplace thing.
好 我们看看你的影响力球 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence.
我缩小一下 Let me zoom out here.
外圈分数高 Great peripherals.
陌生人喜欢你 这是好事 Strangers like you, that's a plus.
-内圈也不错 这很好 -谢谢 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you.
是有办法的 4.5是可以达到的 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
你觉得要多久 How long do you think?
到4.5 To hit 4.5?
除非遭遇重大挫折 Well, barring a major setback,
当众蒙羞什么的 18个月就行 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so.
我需要更快点 快很多 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more.
那你需要拉分 Then you'll need a boost.
-什么样的拉分 -这个嘛 - What kind of a boost? - Well...
你大部分交际发生在内圈里 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle
而这些人 抱歉 他们大都是中低档的 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks.
你的外圈也是 Same with your outer circle.
你有一堆来自 You've got a ton of reciprocal
服务人员的互评五星 five stars from service industry workers,
但再就没什么别的了 but there's not much else.
至少在我看来 At least as far as I can see.
从质量上讲 你这方面需要提升 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there.
最理想的是来自上等人的高分 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people.
-上等人 -大4分的 - Quality people? - High fours.
如果能打动上等人 你的曲线就会加速上扬 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc
他们能给你拉分 and there's your boost.
-JJ -蕾茜 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie!
-基斯 你好 -蕾茜 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie!
-你今天看上去真棒 -谢谢 - You look great today. - Thank you!
门打不开 我现在2.4 Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
抱歉 切斯 我迟了 Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
给我几颗星吧 求你 I just need some stars, please!
我操 Fuck!
-在布兰科曼还好吗 -很好 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great.
-你在那边工作得很好吧 -谢谢 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you.
你要来个羊角面包吗 Would you like a croissant?
咖啡厅多给了我一个 They gave me an extra at the coffee place.
-我吃过了 -好啊 好 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
嗯 Yeah.
我到了 Well, here's me, so...
贝丝妮·琼斯
别用力过猛 那让人看不起 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect.
大4分的人一眼就能看穿 做自己就好 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you.
真诚 这才是关键 Authentic gestures, that's the key.
-时间到了 回聊 -我想问问 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask--
娜奥米·杰恩·布莱斯托
保罗的橄榄酱做得好棒
保罗·马斯森
蕾茜·庞德
"老伙伴 破布先生" "Good ol' Mr. Rags."
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娜奥米·杰恩·布莱斯托
橄榄酱
该死 Shit!
-那是什么 -橄榄酱 来点吗 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some?
你是谁啊 Who even are you?
我就是想吃这个 莱恩 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
天呐 Oh, my God.
-怎么了 -娜奥米 - What is it? - Naomi!
该死 Shit!
以前那个完美公主娜奥米 你们有联系 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact?
莱恩 快走 走开 Ryan, just go! Go!
天呐 娜娜 你好吗 Oh, my God! Nay-Nay, how are you?
我正在给自己弄点点心吃 I was just fixing myself a snack.
小蕾 见到你我太高兴了 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face?
-我也是 这都... -好久没见 - Me too. It's been... - Too long.
-太久了 -是我不好 - Way too long. - And that's my fault.
不 怪我 No, it's mine.
-事情太... -事情太... - Everything is just so... - Everything's just so...
疯狂了 见到你真好 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
你发的那张破布先生的照片 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...
是啊 破布先生 I know, Mr. Rags!
我忍不住要打给你 I just had to call
跟你聊聊 因为... and talk to you because...
好大的戒指 That's a... big ring!
恭喜 是谁... Congratulations! Who's the, um...
保罗吗 Paul?
他很棒 很聪明 很贴心 He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
你肯定会喜欢他的 I know you're gonna love him.
总之 大日子 So, anyways, the big day...
嗯 什么时候 Yes, when is it?
我们一个月后要在岛上 So, we're getting married in a month
他家族的宅子里结婚 on his family's estate up here on the island.
是在哈尼萨克的玛丽港外 听说过吗 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it?
没有 但是 No, but...
是座私人岛屿 Well, it's a private island.
看啊 Take a looooook!
这太... That is...
是吧 你能来吗 I know, right? So... can you make it?
开玩笑吗 当然了 Are you kidding? Of course.
太棒了 我在想... Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...
小蕾 你觉得... Lace, do you think...
你愿做我的伴娘吗 Would you be my maid of honour?
真的吗 Seriously?
天呐 Oh, my God.
你现在有很酷的朋友了 你确定吗 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure?
还记得我们小时候一起策划梦想婚礼吗 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings
那时才11岁吧 when we were, like, 11?
是啊 但我们... I know but we haven't s--
我说不清 看到破布先生时 I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
那些记忆 我一下都回忆起来了 All the memories. It just brought things home.
娜娜 Oh, Nay-Nay.
我知道我们没能更经常联络 我很遗憾 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked
而且这也全怪我 但这是个大日子 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day.
人生的大日子 A big life day
我希望我最久的朋友能陪伴我 and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend.
我希望你陪着我 I want you by my side.
天呐 谢谢 Oh, my God. Thank you.
我要做什么... What do I have to...
也没什么 就是讲个话 Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
讲话 当然 Speech? Of course!
到时有多少人 How big's the crowd?
天呐 数百个吧 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
宾客名单可长了 我这就发给你 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
保罗请了一堆人 我不想说他们是大人物 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals,
娜奥米·布莱斯托 宾客名单
但他们都4.7分以上 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above.
娜娜 我不会让你失望的 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.
别太紧张 就谈谈过去的回忆 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories.
-好 -我们以前的样子 过去的事 - Sure. - How we were, any old things.
-好 -我回头发你点趣闻 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes.
-那太好了 -你裙子是几号的 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size?
这样吧 我给你寄件4号的 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four.
-太棒了 -我们有成套的伴娘裙 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
总之 Well, anyway...
爱你 小蕾 Love you, Lay.
也爱你 娜娜 You too, Nay-Nay!
再见 Bye.
闹得什么妖啊 What was that? The F-word?
你俩还成好闺蜜了 You two pussy pals now?
闭嘴 Shut up.
-她一直待你很刻薄 -才没有 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't.
-她给你编了首顺口溜 -那是游戏 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game.
-那她剪你头发的事呢 -我让她剪的 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to.
她上了格雷戈 She fucked Greg.
她没有上过格雷戈 She... did not fuck Greg.
她是挺性感 我承认 She looked hot. I'll give her that.
娜奥米和保罗 婚礼宾客名单
好 Okay.
很不错 Impressive.
天呐 嗯 这就可以 Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
鹈鹕湾 Pelican Cove.
卡罗尔 我是蕾茜 Carole, it's Lacie.
我昨天去看过房 我想要了 Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it.
太棒了 That's fantastic!
你还是个4.2 这... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um...
嗯 我在想办法了 我这就交保证金 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now.
-好 -太棒了 - Well, okay. - Yes!
在这世上 In this world,
我们都太沉浸于自己的小世界 we're all so caught up in our own heads.
很容易忘记什么是真实的 It's easy to lose sight of what's real.
什么是重要的 What matters.
但今天我站在这里 But as I stand here today...
看到保罗 seeing the joy
给娜奥米的生活带来的喜悦 Paul has brought to Naomi's life,
我知道她对我真的很重要 I know she's someone who truly matters to me.
娜娜 Nay-Nay,
小时候 the little girl who,
五岁的我们在艺术夏令营结识 when we were just five-years-old in art camp,
她看到我害怕 started talking to me
就来跟我说话 because she saw I was scared.
她帮我做了破布先生 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.
我还留着呢 I still have him.
它就摆在我桌上 He sits on my desk and...
每天让我回忆起娜娜 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
记起她那时对我多重要 现在也是 What she meant to me then and now.
能来到这里我非常荣幸 I am so honored to be here
我祝你们 and I wish you
拥有这愚蠢的世界所拥有的一切幸福 all the happiness this stupid world can muster.
我爱你 娜娜 I love you, Nay-Nay.
眼泪太过了吗 Is the tear too much?
你个反社会 You fucking sociopath.
莱恩 我的车到了 太过了吗 Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
眼泪 照片 破布先生 What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
我的确把它摆在桌上 I do keep him on my desk.
甜蜜是一回事 你这是糖尿病了 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes.
我只想在她婚礼这天哄她开心 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day.
不得不听你讲完的4分圣人给你狂打五星 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off,
只是额外好处 that's just a bonus.
-娜奥米和我曾经是好闺蜜 -得了 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on...
我祝她好 并想尽力表达好我的祝福 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can.
是啊 如果我讲得很好 And, yeah, if I nail a speech
被几百名上等人打了五星 and get five-starred by hundreds of primes,
那又如何 那是双赢 so what? It's a win-win.
你要多高 4.3 4.4 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
你的游戏队友给你高分 这是一样的 You get points from your gaming buddies. It's the same thing.
别因为我目标远大就喷我 Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
鹈鹕湾那么高吗 Pelican Cove higher?
鹈鹕湾怎么了 那公寓很棒 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!
那是假笑牢房 They are fake-smile jail cells.
真好 车取消了 Great. Car cancelled.
他还给了我低分 And he marked me down
这下我得再叫辆车 而且还被打了低分 so now I have to book another, and I took a ding.
-干得好 -对不起 - Great job. - I am sorry,
但我想念正常的你了 but I miss the normal you.
你执迷于此之前 Before this obsession,
我们还能好好说话呢 记得吗 when we had conversations, remember?
我需要我的充电器 I need my charger.
这个分数的事 把你自己跟这些 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who--
看到我的充电器了吗 Have you seen my charger?
假装快乐的人相比 ...only pretend to be happy.
我叫你别拿的 I said don't borrow this!
娜奥米那种大4分的 肯定有自杀倾向 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
我的车又到了 My car is here. Again.
你的鹈鹕湾保证金 拿得回来吗 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable?
如果这没成功呢 Like, what if this doesn't work?
-你就不能别烦我吗 -你是我姐姐 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister!
是啊 如果你真在乎 或许就会注意到 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed
跟你住在一起并不是什么非常愉快的事 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me.
你知道我为什么从不带人回来吗 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here?
因为我不希望他们知道 Because I didn't want them to know
我跟一个3分二货先生 I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
共享一间臭哄哄的公寓 with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
表演顺利 Good luck with your performance!
我就来 我就来 I'm coming. I'm coming.
-天呐 -真抱歉 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry.
塔玛拉
这可好 太好了 That's great. Just great.
塔玛拉
娜奥米·布莱斯托 视频通话
娜娜 Nay-Nay!
小蕾 就问问你 Hey, Lace! Just checking in.
我正在赶往机场 I'm on my way to the airport right now.
好啊 你准备好来参加彩排晚宴了吧 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner?
是的 要飞一小时左右吧 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
餐厅看上去很不错 That restaurant looks so cool.
收到裙子了吧 And you got the dress okay?
在我箱子里 In my case.
粉色我喜欢 I love the pink.
讲话的最新一稿很棒 So the latest draft of the speech is great.
手写真酷 Going handwritten's so cool.
我一看扫描件 天呐 都泪涌了 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that.
-谢谢 -就一点 - Oh, thank you! - Just one thought.
关于你患有饮食失调时我帮了你的事 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing...
-你觉得有点... -透露隐私了 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah.
你说得太对了 我删掉 You're so right. It's gone.
好 那几小时后见了 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours!
*我明天就结婚了* *I'm getting married tomorrow*
你的小费 谢谢 And here's your tip. Thank you.
拜托 Oh, come on.
-你好吗 -我很好 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful.
对不起 这趟航班被取消了 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
-不不 -另一边出了客户事故 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end.
但...下一班飞机是什么时候 But... So when is the next flight?
都客满了 Yeah, they're all kind of full.
这是我几周前订好的 是我最好朋友的婚礼 I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding.
-对不起 -我必须赶过去 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to.
好吧 我想想办法 Okay-- let's see what we can do.
谢谢 太感谢了 Thank you. Thank you so much.
一架今晚出发的航班还有个保留位置 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight.
是为我们最优航班项目会员预留的 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme.
你得超过4.2分才行 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
我就是4.2 Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
恐怕你是4.183 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
这不能怪我 Well, that's not my fault.
有个女人给了我低分 你不能... Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just--
对不起 分数不对 我订不到机票 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking.
-但就差一点啊 -我也没办法 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do.
老天爷 肯定有办法吧 Christ, I mean, surely.
我需要请您注意用语 I'm gonna have to ask you to moderate your language there.
对不起 我... Sorry. It's just...
我是伴娘 我不能错过婚礼 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding.
那真是太抱歉了 And I am so sorry about that.
-你能打给你的上级吗 -不行 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that.
-你就打给上级吧 -我不能那么做 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that.
-他妈的找上级来 -好吧 这是脏话 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity.
-我们对脏话是零容忍的 -对不起 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just--
-我得接待下位客户了 -不要 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no.
-请你让开 女士 -他妈的帮帮我 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me!
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
-我已经叫保安了 -不 别那么做 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
我给你打五星 五星 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.
-怎么了 汉娜 -恐吓和说脏话 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity.
-不 我没有恐吓她 -别说话 女士 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am.
-我就是想 -女士 - I was just trying to-- - Ma'am.
好吧 为了恢复平静 Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
我要使用作为机场保安的权利 I'm invoking my authority as airport security
给你扣1分 作为惩罚 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure.
-这只是临时措施 -不 - This is a temporary measure. - No!
你的分数24小时后会恢复正常 Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.
-不行 我现在就需要分数 -在此期间 - No, no, no. But I need it now. - During this period,
所有低分将被乘二 all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier.
乘二 Times two?
我们建议你在此期间避免负面反馈 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time.
我现在低分翻倍了 I'm on double damage?
请立刻离开机场 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately.
好吧 由于你的分数... Okay, well, due to your ranking...
快速通道 4分以上
你好 恰克 名字真棒 Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
-谢谢 -希望你今晚愉快 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night.
-挺好的 -我需要辆车 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car.
-有具体想要的车吗 -随便 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really.
由于你现在的分数 Well, due to your current ranking,
只可以选择特惠车 you're restricted to our super saver fleet.
-嗯 好吧 -巡游2号 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2?
还有2号的 They still have the 2?
天呐 Oh, God.
拜托 Oh, come on.
该死 Damn it!
小时候 The little girl,
五岁的我们在艺术夏令营结识 who when we were both five years old in art camp,
她看到我害怕 就来跟我说话 started talking to me because she saw I was scared.
她帮我做了破布先生 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
眼泪 观众欢呼 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.
你可以的 You can do this.
娜奥米·布莱斯托 来电
对不起 我在赶去了 Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
你还有多远 How far away are you?
还挺远 我错过了航班 Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
-什么 -不是错过了 但... - What? - Well, not missed it but...
你赶不上彩排晚宴了 But... So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner?
-嗯 -蕾茜 - No. - Lacie!
对不起 今晚真是... I am so sorry. It's been...
我租了车 我在开车 I got a rental car. I'm driving.
开车 那要九小时才能到 Driving? That's like nine hours.
我开得很快 I'm making good time,
我会开通宵 就当公路旅行了 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it.
你没事吧 Is everything okay?
如果有问题我可以找人替你 I can find a replacement if something's wrong.
不不 我会赶去的 No. No. No. I'll be there.
我以破布先生起誓 I swear on Mr. Rags.
好吧 路上小心 Okay, just drive safe!
当然 我... You bet. I'll just--
给娜奥米打分
已打分 娜奥米 5星
拜托 Come on.
拜托了 Please.
好 Okay.
你想干什么 What do you want?
该死 Oh, shit.
充电站
对不起 Sorry.
你的充电器跟我的车不配套 Your charger doesn't fit my car.
-这种如今不多见了 -是租的 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental.
我们的充电器是Q2Z的 你那是K1的 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
他们没给你适配器吗 They didn't give you an adapter?
没有 你有吗 No. Do you have one?
这里没有 去问问看 Not in here. Ask around.
还是谢谢了 你帮了大忙 Thanks, anyway. You're super helpful.
两星 Two stars?!
两星 Two stars?
不是什么有意义的偶遇 Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
先生 打扰 Sir, excuse me.
打扰 抱歉 Excuse me, sorry.
你有K1适配器吗 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
女士 你呢 K1适配器 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
你行李箱里有吗 perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
好吧 Sure.
太好了 Great.
女士 你有K1适配器吗 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
我租了辆车 I have a rental car. It's...
蕾茜
停下 我们载她一程吧 Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
蕾茜
她才2.8 She's, like, 2.8.
拜托 Come on!
我什么都没做 I didn't even do anything!
苏珊
你似乎需要搭车 You look like you need a ride.
苏珊
其实 不用了 Actually, I'm okay.
看来需要啊 Don't look it.
来吧 我不咬人 Come on. I don't bite.
路瑟 咖啡太太 赤红 威士忌 你自便 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself.
不用 谢谢 I'm okay. Thanks.
你去哪 Where are you headed?
尽量靠近玛丽港就行 Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great.
在翻我的信息找危险迹象吗 Checking my feed for danger signs?
大家都这样 I get it a lot.
1.4的人肯定是反社会的疯子 是吧 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?
-你似乎 -挺正常 - You seem... - Normal?
-嗯 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thank you.
还是很费了一番力的 It took some effort.
你是怎么了 What happened to you?
你2.8 你看上去可不像2.8的 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8.
那是...暂时的 That's not-- This is temporary.
我会扭转过来的 I'm gonna turn it around.
我要去参加婚礼 I'm going to a wedding.
-我是伴娘 -不错啊 - Maid of honour. - Nice.
想听听我的讲话吗 Wanna hear my speech?
不想 No.
你怎么落到2.8的 So how come you're a 2.8?
我因为在机场大吼被扣分了 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling,
他们还给我开了低分翻倍 and they put me on double damage.
-感觉怎么样 -很糟 - How did it feel? - Awful.
我是说大吼 I meant the yelling.
我不知道 我当时生着气 I don't know. I was mad.
瞧我落得什么下场 Look at where it got me.
但只要我赶到婚礼 讲了话 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech,
他们不会在意我是2.8的 they'll overlook the 2.8.
我是新娘的朋友 I'm with the bride.
如果我做得好 他们都是大4分的 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours
会迅速拉高我的分数 so that velocitates my arc.
等罚分解除 And once they lift the point penalty,
我的平均分就会上去 well, my average goes way up,
那就没事了 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
天呐 你让我想起了自己 God, you remind me of me.
不是现在 Not now.
我曾经是4.6分 I was, uh... 4.6 once.
-4.6 -以前视此为生命 - 4.6? - Used to live for it.
我付出了那么多努力 All the work I put in...
八年前 汤姆 我丈夫得了癌症 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer.
胰腺癌 非常讨厌 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
症状出现得很晚 The symptoms showed up late.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
你并不认识我 所以不会怎么遗憾 You don't know me so you're not really sorry.
你主要是觉得尴尬 You're just mainly awkward
因为我突然对你谈起了癌症 cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.
总之 我给每个医生 护士 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,
大4分的会诊医生都打了五星 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
但癌症才不在乎 它还是继续扩散 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing.
几个月后 A couple of months in,
我们听说了一个实验治疗 we heard about this experimental treatment.
非常昂贵 而且不好进 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive.
为了帮他争取位置我想尽了办法 I did everything I could to get him a spot there.
汤姆是4.3 Tom was a 4.3.
他们把他的位置给了个4.4的 They gave his bed to a 4.4.
所以他死后 我想 去他的 So when he died I thought, fuck it.
我开始随时随心所欲地说话 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted.
就那么冲口而出 Just drop it out there.
人们并不总喜欢我这样 People don't always like that.
你一开始这么做 分数嗖嗖下滑 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder
简直难以置信 when you start doing that.
原来很多我的朋友并不喜欢诚实 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty.
他们对我就好像我在他们早餐桌上拉了屎 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table.
但是 那感觉真妙 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
摆脱那些混蛋 Shedding those fuckers.
就像脱掉一双挤脚的鞋 It was like taking off tight shoes.
-或许你也该试试 -得了 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on.
为什么不呢 Why not?
我不能就踢掉鞋子到处走 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever.
-你不试怎么知道 -那是... - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just...
你生命中曾有一些 Look, you had something with your life,
真实 美好的东西 你全部失去了 real things, good things, and you lost it all,
我很遗憾 and I'm sorry.
你现在没什么可失去的了 So now you've got nothing left to lose.
但我都没有值得失去的东西呢 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet.
我还在为那个奋斗 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that.
"那个"是什么 And what is "that"?
我不知道 让我知足的东西 I don't know. Enough to be content?
能环顾四周 然后想 Like, to look around and think,
我混得不错 well, I guess I'm okay.
能够自如呼吸 不会觉得... Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like...
就是... Like just...
那还差得很远呢 And that is way off, like, way, way off.
我做到那个境界之前 And until I get there,
我还得遵守分数游戏的规则 I have to play the numbers game.
我们都得 我们就活在这种世界里 We all do, that's what we're in.
这世界就他妈是这个规矩 That's how the fucking world works.
或许你不记得了 Look, maybe you don't remember,
你年纪太大了 不懂了 you know, you're just too old to get it.
我不是那个意思 I do not mean that how it sounds.
别担心 我不会给你低分的 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
亲爱的 Sweetheart.
几点了 What time is it?
我之后要向东了 I'm heading east from here
你得再搭辆车了 so I think you need to get yourself another ride.
-我们在哪 -离玛丽港还有30英里 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary.
这里有很多大巴站 你应该没问题了 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine.
-谢谢你 -讲话顺利 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech.
我给你放了点东西进去 I put a little something in there for you.
-是吗 -紧急出口 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch!
再见 Bye.
在这世上 我们都太沉浸于 In this world, we're all so caught up...
自己的纷扰 ...in our own dramas.
-爸爸还说 -很容易忘记什么是重要的 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters.
他都没听过这个剧 He'd never even heard of the show.
我说 "你没听过《静海》" I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?"
那是排名第一的科幻片 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,
他说 "什么鬼" 随便了 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever!
我觉得我对这紫色过敏 I think I'm allergic to this purple.
我就说 "我要去玛丽港的静海大会 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.
所以才扮成了达斯特中尉" That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster."
他说 "玛丽港那么老远" He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away."
然后给了我一星 谢了 老爸 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
搜索结果 静海
-回见 -好 - See you back on there. - Okay.
你们要去静海大会吗 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
-你也喜欢《静海》 -当然 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally.
我打算去的 I was all set to go.
我朋友已经到了 My friend, who is there already,
我的服装在她那儿 但我的车坏了 has my costume, but my car broke down.
房车里还有地方 Well, there's some space in the RV.
-你是个静粉吧 -什么 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry?
静粉 《静海》粉丝 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
是啊 我们那边叫海粉的 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from.
-你最喜欢的人物是谁 -达斯特中尉吧 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
-她太棒了 -她 - She's awesome. - She?
他 我口误 He! I misspoke.
达斯特中尉没有固定性别 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
是啊 所以才不容易记住 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right?
失陪 我得接一下 Excuse me. Gotta get this.
我朋友 在大会上的 My friend, at the convention.
娜娜 Hi, Nay!
天呐 昨天晚上真够呛 So, oh, my God, insane night,
但我就到了 but I am so close now.
别来了 Don't come.
什么 不不 我就差一小时的路了 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
别来了 我不要你来 Don't come. I don't want you here.
我不知道你是怎么回事 I don't know what is up with you,
但我不能让2.6的人出现在我的婚礼上 but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
不 那是暂时的 暂时的 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary.
婚礼就在今天了 Well, the wedding's today so...
-这并不能改变什么 -蕾茜 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie...
-我还是可以讲话的 -蕾茜 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie...
-还有破布先生 -不行 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No!
但是 你邀请我了 But... But you invited me.
你看过宾客名单了 他们都4.5以上 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
他们见到2.6的会抓狂的 They are going to freak at a 2.6,
我不要那样的负面影响 and I am not taking that kind of damage,
再说 我都六个月没低于过4.7了 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months.
你说你希望你最久的朋友去的 You said you wanted your oldest friend.
我叫你来讲话时 你是4.2 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay?
我们进行过各种模拟 在这种规模的集会上 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four
跟小4分的陈年友谊的真实性 at a gathering of this calibre
会产生非常好的效果 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran.
据预测至少能提高.2分 Forecast was a prestige bounce of .2 minimum.
但现在你低于3了 对不起 But now you're a sub three. Sorry.
这就太不讨喜了 That just puts the stink on things a little too much.
对我们不会有利 That just plays badly for us.
你只在乎分数吗 So it was just about numbers for you?
少来了 我们都一样 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us.
你想要上等人的高分 别否认了 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it.
你凭自己又得不到 It's not like you could get them on your own.
我们就别自欺欺人了 Let's not kid ourselves.
我会得到高分的 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
怎么 你打算就跑过来逼人喜欢你吗 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you?
-没错 我要做我的讲话 -你不能 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not.
我就要 Yes, I am.
等他们听了 会给我打高分的 And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it.
会把眼泪流干 Weep their fucking eyes out!
回家去吧 Go home!
喂 Hello?
操 Fuck!
我从没看过你们的破电视剧 I have never seen your stupid fucking show.
希望它被砍 Hope they cancel it!
我需要搭车 I need a ride!
操 Fuck!
天呐 Jesus!
-能借你的摩托吗 -什么 - Can I borrow your bike? - What?
能借你的摩托吗 Can I borrow your bike?
你 娜奥米·杰恩·布莱斯托 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
是否愿与此人结为夫妇 take this man to be your husband,
与他一起共筑婚姻 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage?
爱他 抚慰他 To love him, comfort him,
尊敬他 守护他 honour and keep him,
不论疾病或健康 in sickness and in health...
不再眷顾其他人 忠于他 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him...
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违者 止步
敬我的伴郎 安东尼 为他鼓掌 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him.
你一直在我左右 You've been there from day one.
我爱你 伙计 我感激你 I love you, man. I appreciate you.
按你的标准 讲话还是很逗的 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards.
他还剩几颗子弹呢 天呐 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man.
天呐 Oh, gosh, well, um...
该死 Shit!
我们要感谢太多人 美丽的伴娘们 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids.
但当然 But, of course,
我最真挚的感激 最温暖的谢意 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks,
是给我最好的朋友 我的情人 are to someone who's my best friend, my lover
如今 我很荣幸地说 and now, I'm honoured to say,
她也是我妻子 my wife.
娜奥米 Naomi!
娜奥米 Naomi.
一二三 娜奥米 One, two, three! Naomi!
A队 The A Team!
我好爱你 亲爱的 I love you so much, darl.
来吧 Come on.
恭喜 先生 Congratulations, sir.
-谢谢 -不 谢谢你 - Thank you. - No, thank you.
过来 Get over here!
给我过来 Get your ass over here.
过来 小子 Get in here, big boy.
你真美 You're beautiful!
来 来个五星 选得好 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
你应得的 应得的 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it.
大家好 Everybody, hello!
-天呐 -我爱你 - Oh, my God. - I love you.
大家能安静一下吗 Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
谢谢 Thank you.
-赶走她 -那会很不好看的 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful.
她才1.1 She's a fucking 1.1.
如果你不认识我... Now for those of you who don't know me,
那包括你们所有人 which is... all of you...
我叫蕾茜·庞德 my name is Lacie Pound
信不信由你 我是娜奥米最久的朋友之一 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
娜娜 Hi, Nay-Nay!
也很高兴认识你 保罗 It's great to meet you too, Paul.
听说了你不少好事 I've heard a lot about you.
他可是个大人物 那个保罗 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
大人物啊 Pretty big deal.
他会自己做橄榄酱 没错 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
总之 Anyway, um... I...
我这辈子一直敬仰娜奥米 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life.
我们五岁时相识 We met when we were five years old,
一直到十几岁都是朋友 and right up through to our teenage years,
是一对儿好姐妹 we made quite the pair.
我们会聊各种闺蜜间的话题 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about,
男孩 头发 商品 you know, boys, hair, products,
还有男孩 more boys.
我有时会想扩展一下话题 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little
聊聊气候变化 and talk about climate change,
但她觉得那无聊 所以 but she found that kind of boring so...
去啊 Go on.
她可能是对的 去他的地球 是吧 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right?
谢谢 来吧 让气氛活跃一点 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here.
去他的地球 You know, fuck the planet!
去他的地球 Fuck the planet!
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总之 Anyway...
我这辈子 I... looked up
一直敬仰娜奥米 to Naomi pretty much my entire life,
所以她一直在俯视我 which meant she was looking down on me.
但总是面带微笑的 Always with a smile though.
高中时 她是让我哭泣的肩膀 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on.
她似乎很喜欢那样 She seemed to enjoy that.
我总没有男人缘 Guys and me never worked out.
他们一看到娜奥米就... They'd see Naomi and just...
我就没戏了 You know, that was it.
她屁股 She had this
紧翘 tight ass,
就像拳头 like two fists.
我就... I was all like...
我... I was like...
穿过高中的走廊 through the hallways in high school.
她一直陪着我 And she was there for me.
替我抓着头发 Holding my hair back...
让我跪在马桶前吐 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper.
谢谢了 娜奥米 Thank you for that, Naomi.
我一直希望自己是你 I always wished I was you.
而且 And...
这才是你留了我那么久的原因吧 I guess that's why you kept me around so long?
直到你找到了新工作 Until you got your new job
和厉害的新朋友 and your fancy new friends.
还有那个 And that...
他妈的 ...fucking...
混球 jackhole!
你不需要我了 你可能又找了个新我 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me.
大概有个 Guess there's some other
新可怜人被你个妖女盯上了 "Yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus.
我这就说到破布先生 好吗 天呐 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
别过来 Stay back.
别他妈过来 要不我杀了它 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
我会砍下它的头 塞进我屁股里 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass!
时间就要到了 Time's nearly up!
-冷静下来 -我 - Calm down. - I...
我想说 在这世上 I just wanted to say, in this world
我们都太沉浸于自己的破事 we all so caught up in our own shit,
-不要忘记什么才是重要的 -没事的 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay.
幸福 Happiness,
他妈的保罗和娜奥米 fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's...
她 She...
她上了格雷戈 She fucked Greg!
我知道她上过他 I know she did.
-我知道你干了 -没有 - I know you did. - No...
别想否认 Don't even try to deny--
小时候 The little girl who,
五岁的我们在艺术夏令营结识 when we were just five-years-old in art camp,
她看到我害怕 就来跟我说话 started talking to me because she saw I was scared
她帮我做了破布先生 and helped me make Mr. Rags.
它让我回忆起你 记起你那时对我多重要 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then!
我很荣幸能来这里见证这破玩意 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit!
我爱你 娜娜 I love you, Nay-Nay!
我一直都爱你 I've always loved you!
我爱你 I love you!
你他妈看什么呢 What the fuck are you looking at?
我也在想呢 Just what I was wondering.
好吧 Well...
别 Don't!
别什么 别想吗 Don't? Don't wonder?
不想这世界会很沉闷 It would be a dull world without wonder.
我才不在乎你的世界 I don't give a shit about your world.
我不喜欢你的胸罩 I don't like your brassiere.
我不喜欢你的小胡子 I don't like your moustache.
我不喜欢你的气场 I don't like your aura.
-我的气场 -嗯 - My aura? - Yeah.
我不喜欢你的... I don't like your...
头 你整个头我都觉得可笑 head. Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.
是吗 Really?
你就像 You look like
酗酒的前天气预报员 an alcoholic former weatherman.
你就像只迷途羔羊 You sound like a lost little lamb
刚得知了这世上没有圣诞老人 that just got told there's no Santa Claus.
你妈妈是干了哪个卡通人物 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck
才怀上你的 to brew you up in the womb?
至少我看上去像生出来的 At least I look like I was born,
不是被地下实验室里 not shit out by some
哪只备受折磨的奶牛怪拉出来的 tormented cow creature in an underground lab.
你被从那个实验室里丢了出来 You got tossed out of that lab.
-是吗 -是啊 冲出来的 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out.
冲进了垃圾堆 In the trash!
-你的脸是他妈... -什么 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking.
他妈的 Fucking
生物车祸 biological car crash
毕加索都觉得辣眼睛 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say,
说 "这是什么玩意嘛" "Well, that just don't make sense."
-你是个他妈的混蛋 -操你妈 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you!
-下周三操你妈 -圣诞节操你妈 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas!
-操你妈 -操你妈 - Fuck you! - Fuck you!