前情提要
我们企盼的解决方法 一种杀死超人类的病毒 The answer to all our prayers. A virus that kills Supes.
有人正在进行测试 Somebody's been running tests.
- 该死的 - 天哪 Holy shit.
快走 Let's go.
萨米尔 病毒没了吗 Sameer, is the virus gone?
只剩这一剂了 That's the only dose.
将它注入你伙伴的尸体中 去感染那些飞来飞去的羊 So we inject it into your dead buddy over here, to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
萨米尔在哪里 Where's Sameer?
我们找不到沙阿博士 We couldn't find Dr. Shah.
她是明是非的 She knew the difference between right and wrong.
她可是个婴儿杀手啊 That baby killer!
- 你陷害我 - 而你却正中了我的“下怀” You set me up and you fell for it.
下一步你要怎么做 What's your next step?
这个世界坍塌了 我们按你的标准重建一个 The world ripped down, rebuilt in your image.
天哪 他妈的 你认真的吗 Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?
我们最近发现有人泄露消息 We recently found a leak.
我要干你妻子一炮 I'm still gonna fuck your wife.
我出了问题 我不知道该怎么办 There's something wrong with me. I don't know what to do!
我爱你 非常爱你 I love you so much.
有些罪孽应该受到永恒的诅咒 Some sins deserve eternal damnation.
我犯下了谋杀罪 I have committed murders.
你我与正派无缘 We don't belong with decent people.
我们做禽兽 其他人就不用做禽兽了 We are monsters so other people don't have to be.
你他妈的砍断了我的腿 You chopped off my fucking leg!
- 你很快就会恢复工作 - 什么工作 -You'll be back to work in no time. -What work?
当然是给我们造出更多的病毒啦 You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
醒醒 混蛋 起来吃饭 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker.
听着 小子 Now listen up, son.
对你 我们已经很有耐心了 We been awfully patient with you...
但你不能再胡闹下去了 得完成工作才行 ...but it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done.
这玩意儿已经开始发臭了 Mary's little lamb is starting to stink.
我他妈的可以直接敲你的头 帮你恢复记忆 I could just bash your fucking head in, jog your memory.
或者 Or,
你也可以 alternatively...
列出一份清单 告诉我们提取病毒都需要什么 ...you just give us a list of what you need to extract the virus.
你他妈的砍掉了我的腿 把我锁在这里 为什么 You cut off my fucking leg, you chain me here... For what?
听着 伙计 Listen, mate.
要不是我拦着 I'm the only thing
你可能早就被拉去折磨致死了 that's standing between you and a murderball game at the Y.
你不明白 我不能那么做 You don't understand, I can't.
我不能那么做 维琪 佐伊 我不能... I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't.
如果你他妈的不照我们说的去做 我们就可以用只桶 Could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket,
把你送回给她们 you don't do whatever the fuck we say.
你没事吧 You all right?
好得很 Yeah, right as rain.
给你一周时间 You got a week.
提高病毒的强度 足以杀掉祖国人才行 And make it strong enough to top Homelander.
一周 可能得几个月才做得到 A week? This could take months!
一周 A week.
这次别让他睡着了 Don't let him fall asleep this time.
我的右边 你们的左边 就是著名的贝雷斯福德酒店 To my right, your left, is the famous Beresford Hotel
在这家酒店外 拉尔夫费因斯扮演的 克里斯马歇尔追求詹妮弗洛佩兹 out of where Ralph Fiennes's Chris Marshall pursued
扮演的女佣玛丽莎 问他们之间是否存在真感情 JLo's maid Marisa, asking if any part of their love was real.
这是献给所有 浪漫喜剧电影爱好者的冷知识
这么做肯定违反健康法规 You know, this has got to be a health code violation.
他想要这样 It's what he wanted.
- 天哪 他可爱死《曼哈顿女佣》了 - 那部电影糟糕透顶 - My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan. - Man, that movie sucks.
- 糟糕透顶 - 对吧 - It's so bad. - Right?
糟糕透顶 It's so bad.
黑人动力
我觉得也许我不该离开 知道吗 I just feel like maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?
你可以随时给我打电话 我当天就能赶来 You know, you can call me anytime, I can come in same day...
但你的父老乡亲确实需要 沃特的美容护理 对吧 Yeah, but people back home really need their Voughtality beauty care, right?
真的 我... Really, I'm...
我没事 I'm fine.
是吗 Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
她还好吗 Is she okay?
喜美子 Kimiko?
我们的朋友法兰奇刚刚自首 Our friend Frenchie just turned himself in
承认自己为某个俄罗斯黑帮老大 犯下了谋杀罪 for a bunch of murders he committed for this Russian mob boss,
但他没有事先和喜美子谈这件事 让她很不高兴 所以... but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first, so...
你的朋友都是些什么人 Who the fuck are your friends?
堕胎就是谋杀 Abortion is murder!
堕胎就是谋杀
- 嘿 滚蛋 混蛋 - 休伊 嘿 别说了 - Hey, fuck off, asshole! - Hughie, Hughie...
拜托 Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please.
抱歉 对不起 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 我很抱歉 达芙妮 真对不起 - 不 那个男的就是个混球 亲爱的 - I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry. - That man is a piece of shit, dear.
各位 这边走 Folks, this way.
那不是行程的一部分 That's not part of the tour.
弗农惩教所
帕特森 维拉纽瓦一家 戴维斯 Patterson. Villanueva family. Davies.
排队搭乘下一趟探访者班车 Line up for the next visitor shuttle.
我比他们来得早
囚犯的姓名和编号 Inmate's name and DIN?
囚犯拒绝探视 Inmate refused visitation.
下一位 Next.
《鞭炮带你看真相》
希望各位今日皆得庇佑 Hope y'all are having a blessed day.
卡梅隆科尔曼休假了 Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical, and I'm tickled to announce
我很高兴地宣布 我将替播《晚间新闻》 that I'm filling in as the evening news anchor.
话不多说 来看头条新闻 So without further ado, our top story...
犹太人的太空激光在给你洗脑 要你信仰他们的宗教吗 are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls?
我们先来看杰里布朗发回的报道 Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown,
兰德公司 还有马尼舍维茨犹太洁食... the Rand Corporation and the Manischewitz kosher--
你好 马文乳汁 深呼吸
将你的意念转向 ...let your intention connect
对呼吸近乎深情的关注 with an almost affectionate attention toward the breath.
未知来电者
太操蛋了 Hey, this is so fucked--
慢点 Slow down.
你在哪里Where are you?
多伦多 我们可以安全交谈 Toronto, so we could talk.
他们杀了卡梅隆科尔曼 因为他们认为他是泄密者 They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak.
妈的 Oh, shit.
听着 我不能再做线人了 Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.
- 我受够了 - 好吧 - I'm done! - All right.
没人说过这会是件容易的事 No one ever said this would be easy.
想想你哥 你的侄子们 Think about your brother, your nephews...
他们会为你感到骄傲的 伙计 They'd be so proud of you, man.
要是我他妈的死了 谁在乎我的家人怎么想 Who cares what my family thinks if I'm already fucking dead?
冷静下来 Calm down.
告诉我都发生了什么事 Now walk me through everything.
我们一起来消化这件事 好吗 And let's process this shit together, all right?
太操蛋了 This is so fucked!
所以 在卡梅隆被打死之前 So before Cameron got beaten to death,
有人看见祖国人把超级英雄们 聚集在一起 就像召集... Homelander was seen putting Supes together like a...
一支军队 An army.
火车头看到泰克骑士在与智者交谈 And then A-Train saw Tek-Knight talking to Sage.
他们有所图谋 Looked like they were planning something--
你想和泰克骑士谈谈 You want to talk to Tek-Knight.
今晚 他要在自己的庄园里 举办联邦党协会派对 Now, he's having a Federalist Society party tonight at his estate.
我不敢相信自己会说出这种话 但是 I cannot believe that this is about to come out of my mouth, but...
- 布彻尔能派上用场 - 你有他的消息吗 - ...we could use Butcher. - Have you heard from him?
这家伙消失了 Motherfucker's MIA.
嘿 Hey.
也许你不该参加这次行动 知道吗 Maybe you should sit this out. You know?
你爸刚去世 你这阵子过得很不容易 You've just been through so much. With your dad...
我没事 I'm fine.
专注于工作正是 我现在所需要的 好吗 Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now, okay?
相信我 Just trust me.
好吧 Okay.
那我们怎么才能溜进 另类右翼的鸡尾酒会呢 So, how are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party?
问得正好 Thought you'd never ask.
网络喷子 Webweaver?
我认识你 I know you.
那个英国佬呢 Where's the limey?
你不用管 你的药 Don't worry about all that. I got your medicine.
通常 布彻尔会要个人信息作为交换 Usually Beardy McBritish wants some dirt in exchange, but...
但我这里刚好没料可爆了 I'm fresh out.
我...用其他方式付款行吗 Unless there's another way I can pay?
你懂的 Wink-wink.
算是请你的 On the house,
因为你是忠诚的线人 for being a loyal CI.
喂 我... Yo. I'm-I'm,
我正嗨着呢 真的 I'm pretty fucked up, no cap.
帮我一下好吗 Would you mind doing the honors?
什么意思 Fuck you mean?
帮我射进肛门 老兄 Shoot it up my pooper, dawg.
- 混蛋 你疯了吧 - 桌子上有润滑油 - Motherfucker, you done lost your mind. - There's some lube on the table here.
捏瓶子 别用泵 Squeeze bottle, not the pump.
右边蓝色的那个 水基的 The blue one on the right. With the water base.
你他妈的想得美 No fucking way.
没事的 A.G., A.G.
我一会儿再嗨 I'll boof that shit later.
他妈的 Fuck.
把我弄爽点 老兄 Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg.
妈的
- 哎呀 - 怎么了 - Oh, yo, yo! - What?
那是我的蛛丝眼儿 往屁眼儿里打 That's my web hole!
- 拉出来 - 他妈的... - Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up. - Oh. Fuck.
妈的 Fuck.
好吧 All right.
是我不好 Oh. Yo. My bad.
嘿 Hey.
你没事吧 You good?
需要消毒洗手液或...马上就来 Want some Purell or...? Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in.
好 给 There you go.
好的 Okay.
这个鬼世界 用多少消毒洗手液都不够 Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world.
他...多久之后才会醒来 How, uh... how long's he gonna be out for?
那么多洛喜普诺打进了屁股 他至少也得昏迷48小时 With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass, at least 48 hours.
把裤子扒下来 Get his pants.
好吧
英雄克星 第四季第六集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
大英雄驾到 There's the big man!
神话 传奇 美国的象征 The myth, the legend, the symbol of America.
说得好
拜托 在座的都是爱国者嘛 Please. We're all patriots here.
- 晚上好 先生 - 你好吗 - Good evening, sir. - How are you?
这是莱恩 我儿子 This is Ryan, my son.
议长先生 会开得怎么样 How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
虽然可能经过了18轮投票 但我们成功完成了选举 不是吗 Well, it, uh, might've taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there, didn't we?
先生 看到您对美国做出的奉献 让人觉得无以企及 You know, sir, it's humbling to see your commitment to America.
地球上最伟大的国家 Greatest country on Earth.
迫不及待地想看到 你在不久的将来继承超级七人队 Can't wait to see you inherit The Seven one of these days.
- 可不能辜负你父亲的丰功伟绩啊 - 是的 - Those are mighty big boots to fill. - Yeah.
“队长啊 Oh, Captain...
“我的队长 ” my captain.
您的到来让我深感荣幸 It is such an honor to have you here.
两个顶级英雄一同前来啊 I mean, the two top heroes together.
不正是因为要与我携手合作吗 Can't you just smell the team-up?
我和智者目前可能确实需要你 You know, Sage and I might need you for the moment,
但我们说清楚 but let's get one thing straight--
没有所谓的携手合作 there is no team-up.
你不够格 We're not equals.
你很可悲 You're pathetic.
看在上帝的份上 你连飞都不会 You can't even fly, for God's sakes.
走吧 儿子 Come on, buddy.
真是爱开玩笑 Oh, what a cutup.
“你又蠢又幼稚 不欢迎你来” What part of "you're an idiot child not welcome at the adult table"
说得还不够明白吗 do you not understand?
我还以为你无所不知呢 Oh, I thought you knew everything.
泰克骑士邀请了我 Tek Knight invited me.
我们是老朋友啦 We go way back.
天哪 在这里见到你我真高兴 It's so good to see you here.
沃特优选频道 会制作另一季的《真相全貌》 ...and The Whole Truth got picked up for another season on Vought+.
大受欢迎 It's a hit.
肯定是的 Must be, if you got all this.
不然你怎么会家财万贯 No, you--
不 娱乐业的钱...可达不到家财万贯 这是真正的财富 you don't get this from entertainment money. This is real money.
十一代人的财富 Eleven generations' money.
弗农家族做奴隶捕手发家 The Vernon family started out as slave catchers.
现在 我们拥有的私人监狱 比任何一家美国公司都多 Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A.
你们很善于往监狱里抓人 And you sure know how to fill them.
我逮捕 关押 改造罪犯 一条龙 From snout to tail, I catch, house,
然后把他们全部抓回来 再来一轮 and rehab criminals, and then I catch them all over again.
我打赌我的曾曾祖父 You know, I bet A-Train here would've given my great-great-granddaddy
想抓火车头就得伤脑筋了 a run for his money.
但我们会抓住你的 But we would've caught you.
这就无从得知了吧 I guess we'll never know.
出来吧 小子 Come on out, kid.
- 你们会笑的 - 没人会笑 - You guys are gonna laugh. - No one is gonna laugh.
伙计们 拜托 你们...说好不笑的 Guys, come on. You-you promised.
你像时代广场上的艾摩 Oh, my God. Okay, you know what?
天哪 Ah!
知道吗 你们去死好了 Fuck you guys.
他们怎么会 邀请网络喷子这样的瘾君子 How did a junkie like Webweaver score an invite to this anyway?
不知道 但火车头说他在受邀名单上 Don't know. But A-Train said he's on the list.
天哪 他为什么戴得这么贴身 God, why does he wear it so tight?
闻起来像屁股上的汗水和破碎的梦想 Smells like ass sweat and broken dreams in here.
挺好 这样泰克骑士 就闻不出你的气味了 Good, it'll hide your scent from Tek Knight.
你可不想让他起疑心 You don't want to give him any tells.
- 泰克骑士有嗅觉的超能力 - 是的 - Wait. Tek Knight has super smell? - Yeah.
嗅觉 视觉 味觉 触觉 他就像吸过冰毒的夏洛克福尔摩斯 Smell, vision, taste, touch. He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
我感觉不妙 他会让休伊暴露身份的 I don't like this. He's gonna make Hughie.
可我们没有其他办法 查出智者的计划了 How else are we gonna find out what Sage is cooking?
一定要快 小子 Just got to work fast, kid.
在派对上 把监听器放好 Take these bugs, put 'em all over the party,
尽快引诱泰克骑士到这里来 and lure Tek Knight back here as soon as you can.
- 剩下的事情 我们会处理 - 天哪 好吧 - Okay. Oh, God. Okay. - We'll take care of the rest.
每两分钟报告一次情况 说句话就行 好吗 说什么都行 Comm check-ins every two minutes. Just say something, okay? Anything.
好 收到 Yeah. Copy.
- 用网络喷子的声音 傻逼 - 收到 老兄 - In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker. - Copy, dawg.
我没事的 I'm fine.
好吗 相信我 All right? Trust me.
好的 Okay.
真挺难闻 Ooh, that is... ripe.
网络喷子 Webweaver.
骑士大人正在等你 Master Knight's expecting you.
- 他会很高兴的 - 好 - He'll be thrilled. - Yeah, uh,
我也是 老兄 so am I, dawg.
他妈的 真他妈的 超级七人队在场 Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here.
休伊 放好监听器就走人 Just hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie.
- 真他妈的... - 妈的 我很抱歉 - Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I... - Jesus fucking--
当选副总统女士 Madam... Vice President-elect.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
网络喷子 Webweaver.
味道好冲啊 That's quite a scent.
网络喷子 Webweaver!
你赶来了 见到你本尊真是太好了 You made it. Oh, it's so good to meet you in person.
终于 感觉我早就认识你了 Finally. Feels like I already know you.
我也是呢 Yeah, I know. Me too.
是...得很 No... cap?
真的 你能考虑一下做我搭档 我就深感荣幸了 Really, I'm honored that you would even consider the sidekick gig.
我知道这是个很大的变化 I know it's a big change,
但如果今晚进展顺利 这份工作就是你的了 but if tonight goes well... it's yours.
太好了 Uh, w-well, great.
那可真...太棒了 Um, that's... great.
知道吧 我从没来过庄园这种地方 Well, you know, I've never been to an estate before.
你们有马厩吗 Um, do you guys have stables?
我们先参观一下庄园内部吧 Let's get the tour started inside.
- 好 - 好的 懂了 - Okay? Come on. - Okay. Got it.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
好像刚埋了三舅 就又死了二大爷 You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer.
也许我不想参加这种保守政治 行动会议 反正他们也不喜欢我来 Well, maybe I don't want to be at this CPAC nightmare any more than they want me here.
稍后会开始小酒吧的服务 There's gonna be a little sidebar later on.
最最富有的人都会到场 One percent of the one percent.
智者会用干邑白兰地和西班牙白兰地 把他们伺候得舒舒服服的 Sage here is going to lube them up with cognac and Montecristos,
然后说服他们犯下小小的叛国罪 and then convince them to commit a little high treason.
你们他妈的要搞什么 I'm sorry, what the fuck?
我为什么要这样暴露自己 Why would I expose myself like that?
因为这个房间里的人 把持着美国38%的国民生产总值 Because in this room is 38% of the U.S. GDP.
如果我们想实施第25条修正案 And if we have a shot in hell of pulling off the 25th Amendment, we need them.
- 就需要他们 - 你想不想当总统 Do you want to be el jefe or not?
那你就得拿出点魅力 Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom.
让他们买你的账 Go get finger-popped.
对了 Oh, hey.
你听说史丹艾德加的事了吗 You hear about Stan Edgar?
没有 他怎么了 Well, what about him?
显然 他被释放出狱了 Well, apparently, he got released from prison.
具体的原因和细节 怎么出来的 Details are fairly sketchy as to why.
还不清楚 How.
但他确实已经出狱了 But, yeah, he got out.
之后就没人看见过他 Hasn't been seen since.
他十分狡猾 我还以为他早就会出来 Well, he's nothing if not slippery. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
他伤害不了我们 He can't hurt us.
所以我才去找萨弗迪兄弟执导 That's why I went to the Safdies to direct.
- 谁要拍小儿科的烂片啊 - 休伊 报告情况 - No more PG-13 bullshit. - Okay, Hughie, check in.
我喜欢楼梯旁挂的...兰花的画 Oh, wow, I love these, uh, these orchid prints in your... stairway.
我喜欢你的书房 I love your study.
这么多书 So many books.
有比彻斯托的原版 《汤姆叔叔的小屋》 Got the original Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin.
真酷 Cool. Cool, cool.
通常情况下 我是不会邀请别人的 但对你就... Now, look, uh, I don't do this for just anybody, but, uh...
你想参观泰克洞穴吗 you want to see the Tek Cave?
泰克洞穴... The Tek Ca--
怎么会不想呢 老兄 S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg.
一拉书 就出现秘密电梯的那种机关 Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book, hidden-elevator-thingies.
跟我的电影里的一样 Like in my movies.
- 跟你的电影里的一样 - 糟了 Like in your movies. - Shit.
休伊 Hughie.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
这就是泰克洞穴 This is the Tek Cave.
酷 Cool, cool.
这位是以利亚 Ah, you've met Elijah.
我失去父母后 他抚养我长大 Raised me since I lost my parents.
他就像我的父亲 He's like a dad to me.
不是吗 以利亚 Isn't that right, Elijah?
没错 骑士大人 That's correct, Master Knight.
父亲的指导最了不起了 你知道吗 There's nothing greater than a father's guiding hand. You know?
这是肯定的 That's for sure.
天哪 Jesus.
你没把绞刑架上的 润滑液和屎清理干净 You didn't get all the santorum off the gibbet cage!
会处理好的 先生 It'll be taken care of, sir.
很肯定 Most certainly.
- 我们得救他出来 - 不 再...等等 - We got to pull him out. - No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on.
那是谁 Who is that?
我上一个搭档 That's my last sidekick.
我不喜欢骗子 I don't like liars.
在这个洞穴里 最重要的就是信任 The whole culture down here is based on trust.
焦虑了 Are you agitated?
- 没有 我没事 - 我懂 - No, I'm fine. - I get it.
对你来说 这些都是小儿科 This is all a little vanilla for you.
但你不用担心 But... don't worry.
今晚 我们会努力 Tonight, we're really gonna push ourselves...
达到你的水平 ...to your level.
哥们 你他妈的疯了吗 Hey. Dude. Are you fucking nuts?
把面具戴回去 Put your mask back on.
从他的椅子上站起来 你在干什么 G-Get out of his chair. What are you doing?
你知道哪里好笑吗 我讨厌清酒 You know what's funny? I hate sake.
却他妈的要扮演愚蠢的黑人忍者 But I'm supposed to follow some stupid Black ninja bullshit,
顺便说一下 这根本没有意义 which makes no goddamn sense, by the way.
- 你见过黑人的忍者吗 - 小点声 You ever meet a Black ninja?
这里没人 Lower your voice.
他们去做大事了 把我们像婴儿一样抛弃在这里 There's nobody here. They left us like babies so they could go do important stuff.
- 我们不重要 - 嘿 - We don't matter. - Hey.
别代表我说这种话 Speak for yourself.
- 我在做很多重要的事情 - 是吗 比如呢 - I'm doing a ton of important shit. - Yeah? Like what?
不关你的事 兄弟 Need-to-know, bro.
所以不需要告诉你 Need-to-fucking-know.
- 去他的 我受够这些屁事了 - 你要辞职 - Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit. - You're quitting?
之后做什么 超级七人队是最顶级的演出机会 What are you gonna do? Seven's the biggest gig there is.
听着 我不理解玄色 好吗 Look, I don't understand Noir, okay?
他的衣橱里什么都没有 You know there was nothing in his closet
但有七个文件箱 装满了巴斯特比弗的劣质画作 but literally like seven file boxes of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
- 他保存那些做什么 - 谁他妈的知道 我也不关心 - Why'd he have that? - Who the fuck knows or cares?
我明天要去密苏里州 I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.
我要出演沃特马戏团的新演出 《生生不息:比吉斯乐队的音乐》 I booked Cirque de Vought's new show, VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees.
在布兰森 每周演出三场 Three nights a week in Branson.
他们会让我飞 They're gonna let me fly.
我可以飞 你知道吗 I can fly, did you know that?
知道 伙计 我们都知道 你为什么不来找我 Yeah, dude, we all know that. Look, why didn't you just come to me?
找你做什么 About what?
居然问这个 伙计 Seriously? Dude.
我和玄色就像好兄弟 Man, me and the old Noir? We were like great bros,
就像亲哥们儿 like real bros.
把酒给我 Give me this.
几年前 玄色在一个 印度尼西亚的渔村杀了个片甲不留 Few years ago, Noir cleared out an entire Indonesian fishing village.
沃特鲜货农场正在扩张棕榈油种植园 Vought Fresh Farms was expanding their palm oil plantation,
但当地人却怨声载道 说什么需要河流才能生存 but the locals were bitching 'cause they needed the river to survive or whatever the fuck.
玄色干掉了几十个当地人 Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em.
回来后 他的鸡巴硬了一个星期 Came back with a raging hard-on for a week.
老兄 你不理解 杀人会让玄色性欲爆棚 No, dude, see, what you're not getting is how horny killing made the old Noir.
- 这就是他最大的特点 - 但我真的不喜欢暴力 - That was his whole thing. - But I don't really like violence.
听着 我知道这很难想象 但以前 有些人嘲笑我 Look, I know this is hard to imagine, but... some people laugh at me.
- 难以置信 对吧 - 是的 - It's crazy, right? - Yeah.
但你知道我意识到了什么吗 But you know what I realized?
当我一拳把某人的鼻梁骨打塌 When I crush someone's nose into the back of their skull
或者打得他们再也走不了路了 or beat 'em so bad that they'll never walk again?
他们就不再笑了 They're not laughing anymore.
他们表现出了尊重 They show respect.
暴力就是力量 Violence is power.
我开始明白为什么 暴力会让玄色性欲爆棚 I'm starting to get why it gave Noir so much chub.
将你的意图转向... Let your intention connect. Oh, something is wrong.
你好 马文乳汁
出问题了 出大问题了 Something is really, really wrong.
我们不该让他去派对上执行任务的 We should've never sent him in there.
他爸的那些事 真他妈的 Everything that's been going on with his dad, I mean... Fuck!
母乳 M.M.!
安妮 我明白 Annie, I hear you.
可我们进去害他暴露了身份怎么办 But what if we go in there and we blow that man's cover?
祖国人在场 Homelander is in there.
智者 鞭炮 纽曼都在 Sage, Firecracker, Neuman.
我要进去 I'm going in.
喜美子 Kimiko?
我要心怀正念来行事 I'm going to move clarity forward through mindfulness.
还有一堆麻醉剂 And a gang of halothane to go with it.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我没事 I'm fine.
你砍掉了无辜者的一条腿 How you chopped off an innocent man's leg...
你觉得这叫没事吗 ...does that sound fine to you?
这是我唯一能攻击祖国人的办法 It's the only way... I'm gonna get a proper crack at Homelander.
你和莱恩谈过吗 Have you talked to Ryan?
你还在尝试救他出来吗 Are you even trying to get him out anymore?
还是说从前的杀戮欲死灰复燃了 Or is... this just the same old bloodlust all over again?
天哪 你真他妈让我丧气 Jesus Christ, you're doing me fucking head in.
我在努力拯救世界 I'm trying to save the bleedin' world here.
一定会有流血牺牲 Claret's gonna get spilt.
做需要做的事... I can't do...
和让你开心 我无法兼而得之 what needs to be done and keep you happy.
比利 拜托 Billy, come on.
“拯救世界” 别搞笑了 I mean, "saving the world"? Really?
为了杀死祖国人一个人 You're gonna kill one Homelander...
你会不惜毁掉世界 ...just to end up with another.
不要做时间窃贼
好了 分头行动 All right, split up,
保持联系 远离各方的视线 stay connected, stay the fuck out of sight.
其实 我们知道 如果那次强奸是合法的 Actually, we know if the rape is legitimate.
那个女人的身体就有办法拒绝受孕 The woman's body has a way to reject that pregnancy.
全国范围内禁止堕胎 是个确凿无疑的好政策 A nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy.
陈酿龙舌兰酒 继续上 不要停 Tequila shots. Reposado. Keep 'em coming.
刚刚有人向我解释堕胎 这个人不接受任何其他女人的陪伴 I just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy who refuses to be alone with
只跟妻子和情妇待在一起 any woman who isn't his wife... or mistress.
我不知道 I don't know.
讨好这些人 I mean, cozying up to these people,
简直是在要我的命 you're fucking asking me to do the impossible here.
我11岁时 奶奶被诊断出患有癌症 When I was 11, my grandma was diagnosed
第三阶段慢性淋巴细胞白血病 with Stage 3 chronic lymphocytic leukemia.
她开怀大笑 但她很快就变得骨瘦如柴 God... She had the biggest laugh, but she got so small so fast.
她卧床不起 She was bed-ridden.
救治这样的前黑豹党党员 医生们并不上心 The doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-Black Panther
他们告诉我父母没有法子了 and they told my parents there was nothing to be done.
之后连续三天晚上我都没睡 发现了一种治疗方法 I stayed up the next three nights and discovered a cure.
给那些自以为是 脑满肠肥的白人 看了我的研究 Presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers,
他们拍拍我的头 they patted me on the head,
说我可爱 还嘲笑我 said I was adorable and laughed at me.
奶奶痛苦地尖叫着死去 Grandma died screaming in pain.
我可以治愈癌症 扭转全球变暖 I could cure cancer, reverse global warming,
但有什么意义呢 but what's the point?
人是动物 排着大长队 在沃特乐园寻找欢乐 Humans are animals. And the lines at Voughtland are too long as it is.
你为什么跟我说这些 Why are you telling me this?
因为你记得谁都不肯听 Because you remember what it's like,
一个小女孩的话是他妈的什么感觉 being a little girl who no one fucking listens to.
还因为 让他们都去死好了 And because fuck them all.
我们这样的女人 只有一种办法能得到自己应得的东西 The only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved...
一边利用他们的财富 一边缓缓地割开他们的喉咙 ...one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats.
现在 Now...
你是加入还是退出 You in or out?
聚会很棒 不是吗 看到他们免费供应虾了吗 It's a great party, huh? Y'all see all the free shrimp they got?
鞭炮 这是私密谈话 Firecracker, it's kind of a private conversation.
但我确信酒吧里有橙汁和酒精饮料 But I'm sure the bar has some SunnyD and Everclear.
派对的举办者呢 Where is our host?
哪儿都没见着他 I have not seen him in a while.
骑士大人 Master Knight.
这是你最喜欢的 It's your favorite.
德国巧克力蛋糕 German chocolate.
因为光着屁股坐上去 质感很爽 对吗 For the texture against the bare cheeks, right?
好 Okay.
享用吧Go.
好... Okay.
好 Okay.
来吧 坐呀 Sit.
这样 好 Yeah. Like this?
好 把它弄个稀巴烂 Yeah. Moosh it.
现在 Now...
放屁 fart.
那就...算了 我真的不... 我真没必要这么做 老兄 Oh, that's-- That's okay, I don't really-- I don't really have to, dawg.
我...不过 我感觉很好 Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though.
很不错 This is fine.
太他妈性感了 Oh, that's fucking hot.
不等我就开始了 Ugh. You started without me?
不 你来得正是时候 No, no, no, no. You are just in time.
我给你留了一份礼物 在更衣室里 I left a present for you in the changing room.
不 这次不是粪便 And no, it's not scat. This time.
网络喷子 清理干净 Webweaver, clean up.
我们才刚刚开始 We are just getting started.
天哪 Oh, man.
天哪 你好像确实病得很厉害 Oh, goddamn. You really do look like warmed-up shit.
操你妈 Oh, go fuck yourself.
今天已经操两次了 Already did. Twice today.
累得我手都抽筋了 Look at how my hand cramped up.
那个萨米尔真挺了不起 You know, we got to give Sameer credit.
顽强的小混蛋 Little fucker's a tough nut.
他会屈服的 He'll crack.
他别无选择 Ain't got no choice.
我们都别无选择 None of us do.
什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
你想知道对我来说 比起最后一次 执行任务 更困难的是什么吗 Man, you want to know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour?
回家来 Coming home.
在苹果蜂和塔尼娅在一起 Applebee's with Tanya.
帮小乔学三角学 他妈的去买毛巾 Helping Joe Jr. with his trig. Fucking towel shopping.
无论去哪里 我都看到了一张张面孔 Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces,
那些你和我折磨和杀掉的人满脸是伤 the ruined faces of those men that you and me tortured and killed.
但我只是...我无法面对我在家的身份 But see, I just-- I couldn't square up who I was at home
因为我做下了那些事 with the shit that I'd done.
一天晚上 吃完辣酱无骨鸡翅后 And then, one night, over... boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings,
我清楚地认识到 it came to me. Crystal.
那个倒垃圾 看《体育报道》的家伙 That guy that was taking out the trash and watching SportsCenter,
那并不是我 that wasn't me.
真正的我 The real me?
真正的我喜欢听到他们尖叫 The real me likes to hear them scream.
所以 现在告诉我 比利 真正的你是什么样的 So, now, tell me, Billy... who's the real you?
我们应该回去参加派对了吧 Should we get back to the party?
这就是派对 宝贝 Oh, this is the party, baby.
等楼上的应酬结束了 有权有势的大佬们都会来这里 When that shit upstairs is over, the real movers will come down here.
他们也想和你一起玩玩 They'll want to play with you, too.
我要把我肿胀的阴蒂 按在你愚蠢的 蒙着面的脸上 I'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face
像臭鼬一样撒尿 我刚刚吃了芦笋 尿味会很冲的 and piss like a skunk, and I just had asparagus.
- 你想要吗 - 想 - You want that. - Yes?
那就对了 我问你想要吗 你个贱夫 Yes. I said, you want that, Pain Slut.
想 女主人 Yes! Yes, Mistress--
我要把你的鸡巴咬下来煮掉 我可是吃人不吐骨头的 I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it. I am 100% a cannibal.
停 别再继续了 叔叔 Stop! No more. Uncle.
如果网络喷子想叫停 他会使用安全词 If Webweaver wants you to stop, he'll use his safe word.
我会用手操你的菊花 直到你拉出屎来 I'm gonna feel your pink asshole around my wrist until you shit.
蜘蛛网 Spiderweb!
什么 What?
对不起 Oh, sorry,
抱歉 别人挠我时 我就喜欢大声喊 sorry. I just like to shout stuff out while I'm being tickled.
我现在太他妈的“性奋”了 I'm so fucking turned on right now.
好爽 Yes.
爽 Yeah.
我的下面好湿好黏啊 Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.
狼蛛 Tarantula!
搞什么鬼 The fuck?
我不是来找你的 I'm not here for you--
我他妈的才不在乎你来这里做什么 Oh, I don't give two shits what you're here for.
我现在应该叫祖国人过来 用激光把你的乳头切掉 Oh, I should call Homelander right now to come and laser your tits off.
妈的 Fuck.
你打我呀 贱人 Why don't you come over here and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?
你之前说得没错... Look, you were right.
不 别试图向我道歉 No, don't go trying to apologize to me.
我就要他妈的改变你的生活了 I'm about to change your fucking life.
我对小时候 自己对你所做的事感到抱歉... I'm sorry for what I did to you when we were kids--
让我猜猜 那时你是星光 可你不再是星光了 Let me guess, that was Starlight, right? And that's not you anymore?
不 No. No.
我试图远离自己的星光身份 I tried to run away from Starlight,
试图把她抛在身后 好像她是另一个人 tried to leave her behind, like she was a different person,
但她就是我 but she's me.
她就是我 我说过那些伤害过你的话 She's all me, and I said those fucking awful, awful things to you.
说实话 对其他女孩 也说过那样的话 我... And if I'm being honest, to other girls too, and I...
这并不会宽恕你做出的那些贱人行径 Look, it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did.
但对于我的那些贱人行径 But for my end of things...
对不起 ...I'm sorry.
我...我很抱歉 I am. I am so sorry.
他妈的 你个贱人 You fucking whore.
约翰亨利 Oh, John Henry!
天哪
天 你还是有两手的 God, you still got it, mommy.
还是有两手的 You still got it.
去换衣服吧 Why don't you go get changed, huh?
回到楼上喝点水 好吗 Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids?
我随后就上去 I'll be there in a minute.
好 Yes.
非常感谢 Oh, thank you so much.
我很好 一切都很好 I'm fine. Everything's fine.
你玩得开心吗 You having a good time?
- 开心 很开心 - 是吗 Oh, yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
真的是有...好多干了的精液 Just so much dried cum.
拍...拍我内裤的话 You just, uh, you tap my undies,
碎屑就会像花生糖一样纷纷落下 they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man.
那选我做搭档吗 Hey, so, did I get the gig?
最后问你一件事 Just one last thing.
你的安全词是什么 What's your safe word?
爽 Uh...
等我实在应付不来再说吧 Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually, I'm probably gonna save that for something I-I really can't handle,
我现在不用说 but yeah, I'm good.
你在颤抖 You're trembling.
你的身体充满了恐惧 Your body's riddled by horripilation.
快点 安全词是你最爱的东西 Come on. It's the thing that you love the most.
说 Say it.
润滑油 Lube?
我认识你 I know you.
你是休伊坎贝尔 You're Hughie Campbell.
他妈的 Fuck!
这实际上是个好消息 This is actually great news.
我不但能因为抓到你而邀功请赏 Not only am I gonna get points for catching you,
而且 告诉那位大英雄之前 我还能... but before I let the big guy know that you're down here...
什么 等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, um...
你...你是我小时候最喜欢的英雄 you were, hey, you were my favorite hero as a kid.
你可不想这样做 求你了 Okay? You don't want to do this.
每个人的洞都没什么两样 Everybody always has the same holes.
总是这样 Over and over again,
- 变得好无聊 - 拜托 我很尊敬你 - it gets so fucking boring. - Please, I looked up to you.
有时你只好自己开个洞 Sometimes, you just got to make your own.
然后再操 And then fuck them.
安妮呢 Where's Annie?
休伊说是兰花 对吗 Hughie said orchids, right?
你他妈的别动 Ah. Don't you fucking move.
喜美子 找到泰克骑士 愚蠢的秘密通道开关书 Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book.
我一尖叫 你就完了 All I have to do is scream.
那你就死定了 Be the last thing you do.
你很聪明 但并不是刀枪不入 You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof.
但如果你杀了我 就无法面对珍妮了 But if you kill me, you'd have to look Janine in the eye.
我他妈的说过 别动 I said stop fucking moving.
她的问题还不够多吗 Doesn't she have enough problems?
被学校开除 Expelled.
告诉一个男孩“去你妈屄” 然后折断了他的手臂 Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks" and then broke his arm?
你在监视我女儿 You've been watching my daughter?
她继承了你的性格 有其父必有其女 I mean, she gets that from you. Chip off the old block.
你他妈的闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
她控制不了愤怒 有强迫症早期症状 你看到了 对吧 She has anger issues. Early signs of OCD. You see that, right?
- 我让你闭嘴 - 这个可怜的女孩被你害惨了 - I said shut up. - You've cursed the poor girl.
不 No.
萨德侯爵 《索多玛120天及其他作品》
在本国 白人基督大行其道 Look, this is a white, Christian nation
白人基督教价值观是建国根基 founded on white, Christian values.
政教合一 Church and state are the same thing.
我们需要最高法院大法官 保护我们的价值观 And we need Supreme Court justices who will protect our values,
付出多少代价都在所不惜 no matter how much they cost.
你们是要做卧底的 你们他妈的做了什么 Y'all are supposed to be undercover. What the fuck did you do?
妈的 该死 Shit. Damn.
《医院》
绝对不行 我才不会送他去医院 Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him.
你会害死我的 You're gonna get me murdered.
《杀人不难》
就试试吧 贱人 Just try it, bitch.
《为了他女儿》
去开门 Get the door.
母乳 M.M.?
刚刚到底发生了什么事 What the hell just happened?
不管发生了什么 我都要你继续挣扎 No matter what happens, I want you to keep fighting.
天哪 Oh, my God.
休伊 你还好吧 Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay?
我在呢 Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
你没事的 Oh, fuck. You're okay.
嘿 Hey!
帮我个忙 你在这里等一下 好吗 Do me a favor, just go wait over here, okay?
好孩子 Good boy.
到底是怎么回事 What is going on?
泰克骑士 火车头 鞭炮都不见了 Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker, they're all M.I.A.,
还有 你他妈的去了哪里 and where the fuck have you been?
有一次我吃了一整袋玉米糖 I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.
什么 What?
我用嘴吃的 In my mouth.
智者 他妈的是怎么... Sage, what the fuck...
- 你怎么了 - 脑损伤 - What happened to you? - Brain damage.
现在 我很需要大份肉卷和自慰仪 But now, I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Sybian.
看着我 Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
振作一下 Get a grip on yourself right now.
马上就振作 Get a fucking grip.
快 Right now.
搞什么鬼 Come on, come on.
去他的 Fuck it.
去他的 我自己来 Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
各位 谢谢你们的到来 Folks. Thank you for coming.
各位想知道我们为什么请你们前来 我马上就如实奉告 I'm sure you're wondering why we pulled you aside, so let's get right to it.
我想我们都同意罗伯特辛格尔 I think we can all agree that Robert Singer
是这个国家曾经面临过的最大的威胁 is the greatest threat this nation has ever faced.
他会毁掉整个国家 He is going to destroy this whole country.
你们都见到我的儿子莱恩了 You all met Ryan, my son.
为了他 我不能也不会 让这种情况继续下去 For his sake, I cannot and I will not let that stand.
她同意吗 Does she agree?
当然同意 她尤其同意 Of course. Especially her.
她不仅仅外表养眼 She's not just eye candy.
不 No, no,
维多利亚是这个计划中 不可或缺的一部分 Victoria here, she's an integral part of the plan.
她近距离地看到了 辛格尔是觉醒暴民们的年迈奴隶 She sees up close what a doddering slave to the woke mob Singer really is.
看到了威胁的严重性 How great the threat really is.
因此 一旦他上任 我们就要采取行动 So once he's in office, we need to act.
我们需要援引第25条修正案 We need to invoke the Twenty-fifth Amendment.
你...说的可是一场政变啊 You're-you're talking about a coup.
不 并不是 No, I'm not.
我说的是拯救这个国家 I'm talking about saving this country.
趁辛格尔还没用一群变性的不法之徒 取代我们之前 Before Singer replaces us with a bunch of transgender illegals
- 他们会不惜一切... - 省省吧 我们又不是 that will do everything--
看沃特电视节目的白痴 Save the boogeyman shit for the idiots watching VNN.
对于如何应对司法部 你有何建议 How do you propose to handle the Justice Department?
显然 他们都会是我们任命的人 Well, they will all... be our appointees. Obviously.
- 军方行动呢 - 还有欧佩克 - And the military's reaction? - Or OPEC.
你要如何保证我们的石油储备 How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves?
短时的阵痛肯定会有 Of course there's gonna be some birth pangs--
会有全面的市场冲击 The shock to the markets would be total.
如果公务员集体辞职怎么办 And what happens if civil servants resign en masse?
恕我直言 先生 我认为你热血沸腾 但这么做有点小问题 With all due respect, sir, I think you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.
谁...谁来处理这一切 Who's handling all this?
好...好问题 Great question.
很好 This is great. Great questions.
确实是很好的问题 Truly. And, um, uh,
智者 Sage.
智者 Sage, um...
会提供详尽的信息 ...has the details.
谁来处理这一切 Who's handling all this?
我 Me.
我他妈的来处理 I fucking am.
我相信你们都想知道 为什么我今晚会来 Look, I'm sure you're all wondering why I'm here tonight,
却没大叫“亚历山大 奥卡西奥-科特兹”或“警方撤资” instead of rimming out AOC, while shouting, "Defund the police," up her asshole.
今晚 我来告诉各位真相 But I'm here tonight to tell you the truth.
真相就是 美国并不是个民主国家 The truth is America is not a democracy.
民主这个词让人们感到安全 The word "democracy" makes people feel safe.
但国父们从未相信过大众 But the founders never trusted the masses, because the truth is,
因为真相是大众是愚蠢的 the masses are fucking stupid.
任何拥有印着 “生活 大笑 爱”马克杯的人 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
都不应该拥有 对一个国家如何运作的发言权 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.
大众是劳动力 需要善良但坚定的指引 People are a labor force that need a kind, but firm hand.
没有国家 There are no nations.
有的是苹果 埃克森美孚 和伯克希尔哈撒韦公司 There's Apple, Exxon and Berkshire Hathaway.
真正具有超能力的是企业 Corporations are the real superpowers here.
各位应该能在没有 任何规定或限制的环境下运营企业 You should be able to operate without any regulation or restriction whatsoever.
毕竟 你们是亿万富翁 After all, you're billionaires.
你们很聪明 知道什么是最好的 You are smart enough to know what's best.
底线是什么呢 Bottom line?
支持我 就会得到这样的环境 You support me, and that is what you'll fucking get.
说得好 Hear, hear.
- 说得好 - 说得好 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear.
我梦见过在这里羞辱你 星光 I've dreamt of having you down here to humiliate, Starlight.
你一直在与智者秘密会面 为什么 You've been secretly meeting with Sage. Why?
祖国人下来 你就他妈的死定了 You're all so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here.
你们知道自己都死定了吧 Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
他妈的 真爽 Fuck! Yeah.
快弄疼我吧 Oh, fucking hurt me.
好爽 Oh, yeah.
捏我的蛋蛋 快点 捏呀 Squeeze my balls, come on. Squeeze 'em.
怎么折磨一个受虐狂呢 How do you torture a masochist?
拉迪奥 去找人帮忙 小子 Laddio, get help, boy!
请注视摄像头
这是他所有的银行账户 It's... all of his bank accounts.
只需要进行视网膜扫描 Just needs a retinal scan.
等等 你要干什么 Wait, what are you doing? No, no.
不 No, no, no.
你们真是胆大包天 Don't you fucking dare!
不 No. Ow!
已授予访问权限 Access granted.
他妈的 Fuck.
我们看看 如何伤害亿万富翁呢 Okay. All right, let's see, how do you hurt a billionaire?
捐给伊丽莎白沃伦的超级政治行动 委员会四千万怎么样 How about... 40 million to Elizabeth Warren's Super PAC, how's that sound?
正在转账...
不 去你妈的 我要杀了你们 No! Fuck you. I'll kill you.
捐给纯真计划6500万美元 And 65 million to... the Innocence Project.
你个贱人 你个臭婊子 Whore. You skunk pussy bitch!
我他妈的会让你痛不欲生 I'll fucking make you hurt.
我向他妈的上帝发誓 I swear to fucking God.
你...操你妈 Fuck you.
转账完毕
他妈的 Fuck.
- 要老实交代了吗 - 去死 - Ready to talk? - Eat shit!
捐给“黑人生命也是命”一亿 100 million to Black Lives Matter.
不 不许捐给黑人 操你妈 不 等等 No, not those people! Fuck you! Fuck y-- No! No, wait!
他们...和我做了一笔交易 They made me a deal, okay?
他们...
什么交易 What deal?
他会杀了我的 He'll fucking murder me.
捐钱 Do it.
转账待定中...
别 求你了 他们要用我的监狱 我的监狱 No, please, please, please! To use my prisons. My prisons.
祖国人和智者 Homelander and Sage, they,
他们需要在全国各地 关押持不同政见的人 they need places across the country to put their... dissidents.
别的我就不知道了 Look, I don't know anything else.
好吗 Okay?
就是这样而已 That's all.
他说的是拘留营 He's talking about internment camps.
正在转账... 转账完成
住手 你在干什么 Stop! What are you--?
退后 马上 Step back! Now!
我把这个享有特权的混球从小养到大 I raised this... entitled piece of shit from a little boy.
我听他抱怨自己的职业生涯 I listened to him moan about his career.
我清理了那么多人射出的体液 多得数不过来 这我也认了 I cleaned cum out of too many goddamn holes to count.
但他居然想搞拘留营 But prison camps?
走 Go.
我们会让现场看起来像一场意外 We'll make it look like an accident.
他一直都很钦佩大卫卡拉丁 He always admired David Carradine.
谢谢 Thank you.
“赞达亚” Zendaya.
安全词 The safe word.
安全词是“赞达亚” It was "Zendaya."
哥伦比亚综合医院
心脏病发作 Heart attack, huh?
情况有多糟糕 医生 How bad is it, Doc?
不完全是 Not quite.
是惊恐发作 Panic attack.
人们总是把两者混为一谈 Folks mix it up all the time.
把这次当成警告吧 乳汁先生 Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Milk.
不管你在做什么 停下来 Whatever you're doing, stop it.
休息一下吧 Take some downtime now.
不然真的会心脏病发作 Before you really have a heart attack.
对这一刻 你有正念吗
滑动打开
女士 Ma'am.
抱歉 但我认为那位囚犯不想见你 I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you.
我无处可去
你昨晚去哪了 Where were you last night?
星光去庄园了 Starlight was at the mansion.
什么 What?
我追她到外面 但那个贱人逃走了 I chased her outside, but the bitch got away.
是吗 She did?
泰克骑士死了 Tek-Knight's dead.
很可能是星光和她的朋友们干的 Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
你觉得他们是怎么知道这次聚会的 How do you think they knew about the party?
卡梅隆科尔曼并不是泄密者 Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
所以 要么智者在骗你 So either Sage was lyin' to you,
要么她就像老鼠的乳头一样毫无用处 or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
我是说 他妈的 我...听说了她昨晚的表现 I mean, fuck. I heard about her performance last night, sir.
先生 我只想让您知道我会... I just want you to know that I would--
所以 是你让星光逃走的 So... You're the one who let Starlight get away.
那我怎么知道你不是泄密者呢 So how do I know that you're not the leak?
您找到我时 我的播客 When you found me... my podcast had...
有几百个粉丝 对吗 I don't know, a couple hundred fans.
大家都笑我来着 You know, folks laughed.
现在 我成了沃特全国电视网的主播 Now I'm the fucking anchor at VNN.
拥有数百万粉丝 With millions of followers.
他们不再笑了 And they ain't laughin' no more.
- 我才不在乎... - 请让我说完 好吗 - I really don't care-- - Please! Just let me finish.
我穷尽一生 Now I have spent my whole life
站在圈外 想成为圈里的一员 on the outside, looking in.
是您... It was you...
为我打开了进入圈子的那扇门 先生 ...who threw that door open for me, sir.
你带我进入了这个圈子 You brought me in.
天哪 您给了我... God, you have given me...
一切 ...everything.
您... You...
是我的一切 are everything to me.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
你激不起我的性欲 I am not sexually attracted to you.
确实 但这与性无关 No, this ain't about sex.
重要的是 No, this?
重要的是忠诚 This is about loyalty.
怎么...可你没有怀孕啊 But you're not pregnant.
可以通过长期服药 There's, um, a long regimen of drugs a person can take
来分泌乳汁 to make it happen.
会增大心脏 一点点而已 It enlarges the heart just a tiny little bit.
你这么做是为了我吗 You did this for me?
我愿意为您做任何事 I'd do anything for you.
任何事 Anything.
我的乖男孩 That's my boy.
我乖乖的小男孩 That's my good little boy.
任何拥有印着 “生活 大笑 爱”马克杯的人 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
都不应该拥有 对一个国家如何运作的发言权 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.
大众是劳动力 需要善良但坚定的指引 People are a labor force. They need a kind but firm hand...
你认为维琪知道拘留营的事吗 Do you think Vicky knows about the... internment camps?
天哪 我知道情况很糟糕 Christ. I knew shit was bad.
但不知道有这么糟糕 I just did not know how bad.
艾诗丽挠我的脚心的时候 自慰到了高潮 Ashley rubbed one out while she tickled my feet.
她说了很多可怕的话 She said so many horrible things.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
休伊 她还对你做了什么 Hughie. What else did she do to you?
我感觉很糟 I'm not fine.
我真的感觉很糟 I'm really not fine.
我想他 安妮 我想我爸 I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad.
休伊 Oh, Hughie.
我深感遗憾 没事的 I'm so sorry. It's okay.
我深感遗憾 I'm so sorry.
看哪 Well, looky here.
圣诞节提前到来了 萨米尔 Christmas came early, Sameer.
从一个法国佬那里偷来的 Nicked it off a French bloke.
足够让你开始工作了 Should be enough to get you started.
- 我不会这么做的 - 狗屁 - I won't do it. - The fuck you won't.
随意折磨我好了 但我不能... 我不能为你造病毒 Do what you want to me, but I ca-- I can't do this for you.
听着 Listen.
一剂就好 强大到足以干掉祖国人 One dose. Strong enough to top Homelander.
然后你就可以回去见她了 And then you can go back to what's her name.
而且你不会再见到我了 And you don't got to see me no more.
但得先造好这一剂病毒 But this first.
你不明白 You don't understand.
我不能造 I can't.
我们在实验室中意识到了这一点 It's what we realized in the lab.
病毒强大到足以杀死祖国人 To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander
就会演变成不稳定的东西 would evolve it into something unstable.
不稳定是什么意思 What do you mean, unstable?
靠空气传播 Airborne.
具有高度传染性 Highly contagious.
杀伤力超强 Super lethal.
血液里含有五号化合物的人 都将面临危险 No one with Compound V in their bloodstream would be safe.
一场他妈的全球流行病 A global fucking pandemic.
我们说的不是杀死祖国人而已 We're not just talking about killing Homelander.
而是杀掉地球上的每一个超人类 We're talking about killing every Supe on earth.
包括安妮 That's Annie,
喜美子 Kimiko.
- 莱恩 - 维琪 - Ryan. - Vicky.
佐伊 Zoe.
对不起 I'm sorry.
但他们说病毒落入了坏人之手 But when they say shit's falling into the wrong hands...
指的是落入了你的手中 ...they mean your hands.
我做梦也想不到 伙计 This is beyond our wildest dreams.
那位老兄给了我们灵丹妙药 Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet.
我们可以把他们全部消灭掉 We can wipe them all out.
比利 你不能同意这样做 Billy, you cannot go along with this.
伙计 没人说过要搞种族灭绝 Listen, mate, no one ever said nothing about genocide.
- 这他妈的是个笑话吗 - 他疯了 - Is that a fucking joke? - He's insane.
“他们都该死 每个都他妈的该死” 这是谁说的 Who was it that said, "They all got to go"? "Every fucking last one of 'em."
他说的是谋杀 比利 成千上万的人 He's talking about murder, Billy. Of thousands.
世界会变得更美好 Think how much better the world would be.
他们中的很多人都是无辜的 好吗 我了解你 And a lot of them are innocent, okay? I know you--
闭上你他妈的嘴 婊子 Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
等一下 我... Wait a minute...
你看得到她 You can see her?
这他妈的是什么意思 你就是我 What the fuck's that supposed to mean, you're me?
在所有人中 你那溃烂 可能已经 I mean, out of all the fucking people that your festering fucked-up
成了豆腐脑的大脑选择了我 brain could've conjured up, you picked me.
真正的乔凯斯勒 死在潘杰希尔山谷了 傻逼 The real Joe Kessler? He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker.
你从来都没把我拖出死人堆 你任由我死去 You never dragged me out. You left me to die.
我很快就会重获领导岗位 I'll be back at the head of the table in no time.
不 No.
我们会让莱恩看清形势 就这一个目的 We'll get Ryan's head clear, and that's it.
咱能别这么神神秘秘的吗 这里太他妈冷了 Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite. It's bloody freezing out here.
我们会帮你治疗 让你恢复健康 We'll patch you up right as rain.
不 No.
不 我会记得那些事 No, I'd remember that.
我他妈的会记得 I'd fucking remember that.
当然 除非 Unless of course you've got a big, old,
注射过五号之后 你的大脑里 长出了一个大大的肿瘤 你个混蛋 fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt.
所以你才看得到我 Which is why you are seeing me in the first place.
我为你杀了以西结 I killed Ezekiel for you.
我是你的一部分 I am inside of you.
我就是你 I am you.
所以我告诉你你想这么做时 Which is why when I tell you you want to do this,
我是在实实在在地告诉你 你他妈的想这么做 I am literally telling you that you fucking want to do this.
所以 别担心 比利 我的孩子 So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.
爸爸回来了 Daddy's home.
字幕翻译:张扬
创意监督:肖雪