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"隐形力量2"简直太让我兴奋了 I am so psyched for Invisible Force 2.
拉倒吧"隐形力量1"就有够烂了 Please. Invisible Force 1 was lame.
我还是更喜欢"涨潮" I'm all about Rising Tide.
"涨潮" 你是说深海吗 Rising Tide? The Deep?
透明人可以揍扁深海 Translucent could kick the Deep's ass.
怎么揍 他虽然可以隐形 How? He's invisible.
但是除了这个技能 别无其他 That's, like, all he's got. That's it.
这一招足够了 他可以悄悄接近深海 Exactly. He sneaks up on the Deep,
然后 狠狠给他一下 and then boom motherfucker!
-趴下吧 -直到深海让一条鲨鱼 - Sit down. - Until the Deep makes a shark
咬掉透明人的小丁丁 bite Translucent's dick off.
丁丁怎么找 它也是透明的 How's he gonna find his dick? It's invisible.
我的天啊 Holy shit.
本吉 Benjy!
起来 起来 Get up. Get up, get up, get up.
快点 本吉 快起来 Come on, Benjy. Come on, come on.
别过来 Stay back.
别他妈过来 Just stay the fuck back.
你笑鸡巴呢 What are you smiling at?
祖国人 Homelander?
你们没事吧 You boys okay?
我们... 可以合影吗 Can I... can I get a selfie?
当然了 Course you can.
七人组的梅芙女王和祖国人 The Seven's Queen Maeve and Homelander
今天又完成了一次英雄营救 made another heroic save today,
他们在布鲁克林街道 stopping a hijacked armored truck
拦截了一辆被挟持的装甲车 on the streets of Brooklyn,
事后还留下来 then staying behind for a photo op
-跟幸运粉丝合了影 -很高兴认识你 - with some very lucky fans. - Nice to meet you.
-琼 -谢了 珍妮弗 现在... - Jean? - Thanks, Jennifer. And now...
这差不多就是 So, this is pretty much
蓝牙扬声器的一体机 everything in one. Bluetooth speakers.
是立体声的 你可以把它 It's in stereo, so you can put it
放在客厅里 好好享受 all around your living room, have some fun with it.
你说你有个标准分线盒 对吧 You said you have a standard cable box, right?
好的 那我得再给你找个音频传感器 Okay, then I need to get you an audio transmitter,
编码是aptX 低延时 aptX Low Latency.
能让音频延迟听上去没那么严重 It makes it so there's less audio lag,
而且有标准的光纤输入 and it's got a standard optical in.
接着 再给你选个千兆的高清多媒体接口吧 And let's hook you up with thousand-meg HDMI.
就他了 Let's go with this one.
这个可能贵一点 It costs a little bit more,
但是碳的传导性确实不错 but the carbon's way more conductive.
加里... Gary....
-有件事我真得跟你商量一下 -晚点再说 小子 -I really need to talk to you about something. -Later, kid.
好吧 Okay. Cool.
晚点是指... 30 30分钟后吗 Later... you want, like... want, like, 30-30 minutes?
还是 45分钟 Like, a solid 45?
打扰一下 Excuse me, sir?
嗨 我想提前预约 Hi. I'd like to make an appointment
麻烦你来我家... 铺下电缆 for you to come over and... lay some cable.
好吧 罗缤 Okay....Robin.
亲爱的 亲爱的罗缤 Dear, dear, Robin.
那词可不是你想的那个意思 That doesn't mean what you think it means.
"铺电缆"就是做爱的意思 "laying cable" means sex.
"铺水管"才是做爱 No, "laying pipe" means sex.
"铺电缆"的意思是 "Laying cable" means
你想要我去你家 you want me to come over to your house
拉一大坨屎 and just take a big, old shit.
-太恶心了 -行吧 - That's disgusting. - Well, okay.
毕竟是你... 是你开的头吧 But you... Who-who said it, though?
行吧 准备好了吗 虽然你尽力了 Okay. Are you ready? Despite your best efforts,
我还是很饿 I'm actually still hungry.
我现在比你还饿 I'm actually more hungry now.
-说完这些骚话我们应该去哪呀 -不知道 -Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk? -I don't know.
-对吧 -更重要的是 我们等下要去哪里 -You know? -More importantly, where are we gonna go
"铺电缆" to lay some cable afterwards?
天啊 Geez.
所以 你问他了吗 So, did you ask him?
-谁 -加里 - Who? - Gary.
你跟他提加薪的事情了吗 Did you ask Gary for the raise?
当然 当然了 很... Yeah. Yeah. It was... it was a...
今天事情挺多的 他特别忙 Look, it was a crazy day, and-and he was super busy,
但是我明天会跟他谈的 一定 but tomorrow for sure. Yes.
好吧 Okay.
我还能怎么做啊 把他的门踹了吗 What was I supposed to do, kick his door down?
像祖国人那样 Like Homelander?
我说了"好吧" I said "okay."
确实 但你阴阳怪气的 Yeah, but you didn't mean it.
我看到你表情了 I see the look.
我看到了 别这样 I see it. Come on.
这就像我们刚开始约会的时候 This is like when we started dating.
我不觉得... 不一样吧 I don't think that's... I don't think that's true.
得了吧 还要我主动约你出来 Dude, I had to ask you out.
好吧 抱歉让你久等了 Well, excuse me for waiting.
但是你听说过"骑士精神"吗 You ever hear of chivalry?
听着 我想让你得到你应得的 Listen, this is about you getting what you deserve.
我在学校往死里学 I'm killing myself at school
是因为我觉得这样对我们两个来说都值得 because I think it's gonna be worth it for both of us.
如果我们要同居的话 You know, if we move in together.
等等 什么 Wait, what? What? W-W-Wait.
你刚刚说什么 What was that?
你说了什么 What'd you just say?
我们总不能 Well, I mean, we can't keep, you know, laying pipe
在你爸爸那里铺水管 at your dad's place.
一边尽量不发出任何声音 Trying to be all quiet.
一边盯着那张比利·乔伊的破海... Staring up at that dumb Billy Joel post...
破海报 poster.
你可不能诋毁比利·乔... Don't you ever besmirch Billy Jo...
抱歉 我不能停 我不能停 I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop.
不能停 不能停 Can't stop. Can't stop.
罗缤 Robin?
罗缤 Robin!
爱荷华州 德梅因市
♪ 你低卧在野草丛中 ♪ ♪ You lying so low into the weeds ♪
♪ 我祈求你将我伏击 ♪ ♪ I bet you gonna ambush me ♪
♪ 使我屈膝 ♪ ♪ You'd have me down, down, down ♪
♪ 跪地求饶... ♪ ♪ Down on my knees... ♪
让力量穿透墙壁 Let the energy go through the wall.
我是星光 I am Starlight.
50公斤 1米70 I'm 110 pounds, and I'm five foot six.
请转身 Turn around, please.
好的 我们开始吧 亲爱的 Okay. Let's see it, dear.
-最好转过身去 -什么 - You should look away. - Sorry?
我说你应该背对相机 You should turn away from the camera,
闭上眼睛 不然你会被我弄瞎 and you should close your eyes, or else I'll blind you.
好吧 All right.
好了 继续吧 Okay, go ahead.
实在抱歉 I am so sorry.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
我一出生就有超能力 I was born Super-Abled.
我妈妈高兴坏了 My mom was thrilled.
她带着我参加了各种小英雄选美 She took me to all the little miss hero pageants,
但是我很讨厌那些 but I hated it.
到现在我还记得... 那发胶的味道 I mean, I can still... smell the hairspray.
但是... But...
在问答环节 他们经常问我的愿望是什么 at the Q and A, they always asked me what my wish was,
而我总是会说"拯救世界" and I always said, "to save the world."
然后评委们只会笑一笑 And the judges just chuckled
好像我的答案很可爱一样 like it was cute.
但对我而言 这并不是个笑话 But it wasn't a joke to me.
到底是从什么时候开始 "充满希望"和"天真无邪" Since when did "hopeful" and "naive"
竟然混为一谈了 become the same thing?
如果你不想拯救世界的话 I mean, why would you get into this business
那为什么要投身于这个行业呢 if not to save the world?
这是我一直追求的梦想 That's all I have ever wanted.
这也是我 And that's why I've always wanted
一直想加入七人组的原因 to be in The Seven.
谢谢 詹妮弗 Thanks, Jennifer.
罗缤的后事办得不错 Thought Robin's service was nice.
你看到有多少人出席葬礼了吗 Did you see how many people came?
大家都很尊重她 Lot of respect for that girl.
房间里简直是爱意融融 Lot of love in the room.
还有酒席 真丰盛 And the spread. What a spread.
弄得可真不错 Just really nice.
但这些都不足以表达 That does not begin to convey
-我们深深的忏悔... -要命 我们还是看看电影吧 -the terrible regret... - Geez. Maybe there's a movie on.
-不 别换台 -还是看点别的吧 - No, keep it. - No, we can switch it.
别换台 Keep it.
可怕 悲惨的损失 awful, tragic loss.
火车头表达诚挚的慰问
我向罗缤·沃德的家人致以最诚挚的悼念 My deepest condolences to Robin Ward's family.
火车头表达诚挚的慰问
我当时在追那些银行抢劫犯 I was chasing these bank robbers.
火车头表达诚挚的慰问
她正好站在路中间 She just stepped in the middle of the street,
火车头表达诚挚的慰问
-我没法... -路中间... - and I-I couldn't... - Middle of the...
火车头表达诚挚的慰问
她离人行道就他妈半步 She was a half step off the fucking curb.
别这样 休伊 Now, come on, Hughie.
别生气 好吗 Just, don't get upset, okay? Just...
他知道的 He knows.
迅速 周全的考虑... swift, thoughtful attention...
火车头现在要回去工作了 Now I think that A-Train would like to get back to work.
沃特公司的每个人都... Everyone at Vought is just...
都对罗缤的事感到很难过 just wrecked about Robin.
你们俩还没结婚 Now, you two weren't married, and look,
严格来说 你得不到法律上的赔偿 technically, there's no legal claim.
但是 出于人道主义 But... Vought wants to do the right thing:
沃特决定赔偿四万五千美金 offer you $45,000 in restitution.
你只要在这里签个字 All you have to do is sign right here,
支票就归你 and I'll offer you the check.
这是个保密协议 This is a confidentiality agreement.
这是保密协议的样板 It's a boilerplate NDA.
签了这个... 我就不能提起这件事了吗 I sign this, and... I can't talk about it?
我就得装作这件事情没有发生 Have to pretend like it didn't happen,
就好像当时我没握着罗缤的胳膊一样吗 like I wasn't holding Robin's arms in my hands?
我知道你很生气 Look, I know you're upset,
可我们只是想帮助你 but we're just trying to help.
那就道歉啊 Then say you're sorry.
什么 Excuse me?
你们一直在说"我们的悼念" I mean, you people say "our condolences"
"我的慰问"还有"我们很遗憾" and "my sympathies" and "our regrets,"
但就是没有一个人看着我的眼睛 but nobody can look me in the fucking eye
说一句"对不起" and say "I'm sorry."
我什么也不签 滚 I'm not signing anything. Get out.
我说 你给我滚 I said get the hell out!
你没事吧 You okay?
我说过了 保密协议的样板文件 As I said, boilerplate NDA, really.
只是标准流程而已 Pretty standard stuff.
我能考虑考虑吗 Can I think about it?
如果你有任何问题 只需... If you have any questions at all, just...
44号单位 代码20 Unit 44, code 20.
地址是63号大街1420号... Address is 1420 63rd Street...
外面有什么坏人吗 Any maniacs out there?
宁静的夜晚 Quiet night.
就像所有的夜晚 Like every night.
太可惜了 That's too bad.
我们现在很需要媒体 We could really use the press right now.
安妮 Annie.
我饿了 I'm hungry.
别担心了 我肯定没拿到工作 Don't worry. I didn't get the job.
这可说不准 You don't know that.
他们在全国范围内找女孩子试镜 They're auditioning girls nationwide.
再说了 伯爵夫人很可能拿到了 Besides, Countess probably got it.
她表现得太好了 She's so good in a room.
你太消极了 消极会带来坏事的 If you're negative, negative things happen to you.
你好 Hello?
对 我是她妈妈 Yes, I'm her mother.
对... 稍等一下 Yes.... one moment.
他们来电话了 It's them.
你好 Hello?
我就是 Yes, this is she.
我通过了吗 I got it?
你通过了 You got it!
天哪 My God.
不好意思... 太不好意思了 I'm so... I'm so sorry.
信号不太好 It's a weird connection.
我也不知道刚刚是怎么回事 I don't know what that was, actually.
该死 Shit.
怎么了 Yeah?
我觉得她是个瘾君子 I think she was an addict.
有注射痕迹吗 Needle tracks?
一条胳膊上有12个 12 marks on one arm.
毒品越来越多了 More dope coming in.
毒贩也越来越多 More pushers at work.
你干嘛呢 What you doing?
我们没法对火车头提起刑事诉讼 Can't file a criminal case
超人类就像是警察 against A-Train. Supes are like cops.
没法起诉 They can't be charged
-他们执行任务时造成的伤害 -好了 - for damages while they're on the job. - Okay.
但是我们可以以过失致死提起诉讼 But maybe we can file a wrongful death.
只要能让罗宾的父母在文件上签字 I just got to get Robin's parents to sign off on it.
-休伊 来和我坐会儿 -爸 我不... - Hughie, come sit with me. - Dad, I'm not...
我在... 好吧 I'm right... Okay.
好样的 Good for you.
你想给罗缤寻求正义 You want to make this right, what happened to Robin.
但是你做不到的 But you can't.
所以还是签字吧 So sign this.
什么 What?
这可是一大笔钱 休伊 This is a lot of money, Hughie.
我们可以好好利用这笔钱 We could really use it.
我不可以... 爸 他们杀了罗缤 I can't... Dad, they killed her.
现实点 行吗 Be realistic, okay?
就算我们请得起律师... Even if we could pay for a lawyer...
很大可能我们请不起... 我们也没胜算 And that's a big if... There's no case.
她当时就在街道上 She was in the street.
-就像是被一辆公交车撞了 -爸 她离人行道 - Be like if a bus hit her. - Dad, she was one step
-就差半步远 -我... - off the curb. - I...
-我看得清清楚楚 -休伊 听着 - I saw it! - Hughie, look. Look.
-你做不到的 -为什么 - You can't do this. - Why not?
-爸 我已经... -你没那个勇气的 - Dad, I have... - You don't have the fight.
你从来没有过抗争的勇气 You never have.
对不起 但这就是事实 I'm sorry, but it's-it's true.
我也不能 Neither do I.
行了 现在…… Now...
过来跟我坐在一起 可以吗 come and... come and sit with me, okay?
正播"斯蒂尔传奇"呢 Remington Steele's on.
休伊 你去哪 Hughie! Where you going?
在沃特总部外的红毯上 the red carpet outside of Vought headquarters,
是一年一度的股东大会... here for the annual shareholders presentation...
她来了 There she is.
欢迎来到纽约 Welcome to New York.
我是阿什莉·芭瑞特 人才主管 I'm Ashley Barrett, director of talent relations.
这些人都是来看我的吗 So, are all these people here for me?
亲爱的 Honey.
他们还能为谁而来呢 Who else would they be here for?
快点 Come on.
我们已经迟了 We're running late.
天呐 My God.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
毫无疑问现在绝对是 it is without a doubt a good time
加入超级英雄行业的绝佳时期 to be in the Superhero business.
我们的净收入增长了百分之14 Our net income is up 14%.
我们最新的电影 "G人·世界大战" Our latest film, G-Men: World War,
在全世界总收入为17亿美元 just grossed shy of $1.7 billion world-wide.
这个秋天 And this fall, we break ground
位于巴黎郊外的最新主题公园将开始动工 on our newest theme park outside of Paris.
品牌效应是无限的 The branding opportunities are limitless.
但这些都不重要 But, you know, none of that really matters.
因为最重要的是管理 支持 Because job one is managing, supporting,
和引导这些勇敢的英雄 and advising the brave heroes
这些英雄为了我们每一天 who put themselves in harm's way each and every day
都在冒险着自己的生命 each and every day for us.
让我们来看看吧 Let's take a look.
一个没有犯罪 A world without crime,
所有人都平等民主的世界 with liberty and justice for all,
触手可及 that's within our reach,
多亏了两百多个沃特家族的 thanks to the 200-plus Superheroes
超级英雄 in the Vought Family.
我们看到了一个明亮的前景 We see a bright future ahead,
每一个镇上都有沃特的英雄 where there is a Vought Hero in every town.
对了 你迄今为止做的特别棒 You're doing really well, by the way, so far.
我 我还啥都没做呢 I-I haven't done anything yet.
嗯 正是如此 你在 Yeah, exactly. You're already up
18到49岁间的中西部人和保守派基督徒中 two-and-a-half points with Midwesterners
已经领先了2.5% and conservative Christians in 18 to 49.
你表现得很谦逊 It was modest; it was humble.
很聪明的选择 Really fucking smart choice.
我都是真心的 I-I meant it.
对 这是我们喜爱你的原因 Yeah, that's why we love you.
准备好迎接你命运的改变了吗 So you ready for your life to change?
火车头
包括沃特皇冠上的珍宝 including the jewel in Vought's crown,
深海
透明人
这个迄今为止 the greatest superhero team
玄色
世界上最伟大的英雄联盟 the world's ever seen:
梅芙女王
祖国人
七人组 The Seven.
这是我们的职责 我们的荣誉 That is our job, our honor.
我们是沃特 We are Vought.
我们成就超级英雄 We make heroes super.
我有个很激动人心的惊喜 I have a very exciting surprise for you.
作为七人组的一员 Both a member of The Seven,
以及七大洋的领主 and Lord of the Seven Seas,
深海亲自到场 热烈欢迎 live and in person, the Deep.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢各位 Thank you, everybody.
在... After a long,
七人组度过了一段光荣生涯后 distinguished career with The Seven,
我的好朋友点灯人退役了 my good friend, the Lamplighter, has retired.
让我们真诚地感谢他 Let's give him a big "thank you."
如何 What do you say?
谢谢你 点灯人 Thank you, Lamplighter!
但是现在，我们展望未来 But now, as we turn towards the future,
我想要介绍一个非常特别的人 I'd like to introduce someone very special.
我已经迫不及待想要与她一起工作 And I, for one, can't wait to work with her.
欢迎星光 Please welcome Starlight.
上去 是你呢 Go. Go. That's you.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
星光和深海 Starlight and the Deep.
我爱你 星光 I love you, Starlight!
我们爱你 We love you!
加速子弹啤酒
火车头麦片很美味
兄弟 你还好吗 Buddy, you okay?
兄弟 Buddy!
挺酷的吧 Pretty cool?
看看这个 Check this out.
我们有两个地球观测四号卫星 We have two World View-4 satellites
在地心轨道上 in geocentric orbit.
我们可以从60万米高空 We can essentially read a getaway car's license plate
看到逃跑汽车的车牌 from 380 miles up.
这简直… 我... That is just... I mean...
我正在用淘宝上买的 G... I was working with a police scanner
警察扫描仪工作 that I bought on eBay.
你现在不需要用它了 Yeah, well, not anymore you're not.
等你看到餐厅了再说 And wait till you check out the dining room.
我们有可能从格拉莫西酒吧里 We, may or may not have stolen Miro
挖走了主厨 from Gramercy Tavern.
他简直太牛逼了 Yeah, he's fan-fucking-tastic.
那是他的 对吧 That's his, isn't it?
祖国人 是的 Homelander's? Yeah.
你马上就会有你自己的座位了 But you'll have your own soon.
这儿 到这来 Here. Come on.
来体验下 Give it a test drive.
来嘛 Come on.
噢 你还好吗 O-You-you okay?
只是… It's just...
我以前经常站在镜子前 I used to stand in the mirror,
假装站在我如今所处的位置 pretending to be where I am right now.
你知道吗 You know something?
我第一天来的时候 我… On my first day, I...
我觉得我就像一个骗子 Well, I-I felt like a fraud.
但是值得欣慰的是大家都这么觉得 Yeah. But the good news is, everybody feels that way.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在我们是一个团队了 And, we're a team now.
我们会互相帮助 We'll help each other out.
我猜你长大的过程中 I bet growing up you had
卧室房间里肯定有一张祖国人的海报吧 a poster of Homelander on your wall?
不 事实上 我... No, actually, I...
我不知道 祖国人太… I don't know, Homelander's so...
他像类似耶稣之类的人设 He's like Jesus or something.
如果你想知道真相 If you want to know the truth,
我其实有一张你的海报 I actually had a poster of you.
真的假的 Really?
对 我算是… Yeah. Yeah. I kind of...
我当年就像一个学生妹迷恋上你 I kind of had a schoolgirl crush on you.
-天呐 -哇 - My God. - My God.
我希望说出来不会很唐突 I hope that's not inappropriate to say.
不不不 一点都不 No, no, no, no, no. It's not inappropriate at all.
只是有点不可置信 It's just, it's kind of wild.
怎么了 What?
你刚才不是说你很迷恋我 I mean, you said you had a crush on me.
我就觉得 你知道的 I figured that, you know...
这也... That is...
你这么美 Look, you're gorgeous.
我不是... 我不是说做爱 I'm not... I'm not talking about sex,
就来口一下 just a little bit of pole-smoking.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
这要看你有多想加入七人组 It's just a question of how bad you want to be in The Seven.
你说什么 Excuse me?
别紧张 Take it easy.
放松点 我们就随便聊聊 Settle down. We're just, we're just talking.
我知道你的超能力很强 And look, I know that you're powerful.
我明白不是闹着玩儿的 I get it. Your powers are no joke.
但问题是... The thing is...
我是这儿的二把手 I am number two around here.
所以 如果我反对 So, like, if I say so,
你就得从这儿滚出去了 you know, you'd be out of here.
尤其是你还袭击了我 Especially since you attacked me.
我什么 I what?
是啊 看 Yeah. Look.
爱荷华的甜心 德梅因守卫者 I mean, Iowa's sweetheart, the Defender of Des Moines,
突然发疯袭击了深海 just went psycho on the Deep.
这... I mean, that...
这能让你滚出这行了 that could put you out of the business.
就是这样 Yeah.
夹着尾巴回家找妈妈 I mean, home to Mommy, tail tucked between your legs.
想想那些孩子吧 Just think of all those kids.
那些孩子啊 I mean, the kids.
那些崇拜你的孩子们 Those kids who look up to you,
他们会心碎的 they'd just be shattered.
你不想事情真的变成那样 对吧 I mean, th-that's not what you really want, right?
或者我们组成团队 Or we come together as a team.
你和我 一起面对这些问题 You and me, we just roll with the punches,
比如 就三分钟的样子 for, like, three minutes, maybe.
这也不是什么大事儿 It's not a big deal.
然后你知道会怎么样吗 And then you know what happens?
你就梦想成真了 All your dreams come true.
大家肯定都听说了 I-I'm sure you guys have all heard
透明人昨晚在扬克斯 that Translucent stopped a home invasion
阻止了一起入室抢劫案 救下年轻的单身母亲 in Yonkers last night, a young, single mother
和她的两个孩子 and her two kids.
真是太厉害了 真的... Just incredible. Just...
能告诉我们你是怎么消失的吗 So tell us, how are you able to-to vanish?
不 我不算是消失 No, I don't actually vanish.
我的皮肤变成一种碳基材料 My skin turns into this carbon meta-material
能够折射光线 that bends the light.
就像隐身衣 Like an invisibility cloak.
好的 更明确地说 All right, but just to be clear,
你必须要全裸 对吗 you have to be completely naked, right?
感谢你来参加节目 兄弟 我爱你们 I appreciate you coming on the show, my man. I love you.
请大家继续观看"隐形力量2"的幕后花絮 You guys stay tuned for a behind-the-scenes look
稍后 隐形人本人... at Invisible Force 2, and later, Translucent himself...
您想看看保姆摄像头吗 You interested in a nanny cam?
我们刚好在做活动 'Cause we're actually running a special on that.
很受欢迎德小熊 It's a pretty popular bear.
眼睛安着摄像头 There's cameras in the eyes.
你说 Tell me,
有多少保姆会摇晃小孩 how many nannies shake their babies?
您说什么 I'm sorry?
就非常用力地摇 像是要... You know, a good... hard shake, like...
像要把番茄酱挤出瓶子那样 like tryin' to get ketchup out of a bottle.
百分之一 还是更少 One percent? Less?
我 我不确定 I-I don't really know.
真有意思啊 Funny, that.
他们靠卖这玩意儿在全世界赚了十亿美元 They sell a billion dollars worth of that shit worldwide.
能说明点什么 不是吗 Goes to show you, doesn't it?
人们会相信这些胡话 The bollocks people will believe
只要你吓住他们 if you get them scared enough.
嗯 Cool.
好 好 Cool, cool.
有什么能帮您的吗 还是... Is there anything I can help you with today, or...?
我不是来给你找事儿的 休伊 I'm not gonna piss you about, Hughie.
我听说罗缤的事儿了 I heard what happened to Robin.
不 不 不好意思 你是谁 I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, who are you?
她当时不在马路上 She wasn't in the street.
她离路边就他妈的只有一步 She was one step off the fucking curb.
而你没有收那笔钱 And you didn't take the pay-off.
我说你到底是谁 Yeah. I said, who the hell are you?
你怎么知道这些 How do you know that?
我是布彻尓 Name's Butcher.
比利·布彻尓 Billy Butcher.
听着 我在想 Listen, I was thinking that,
你应该和我谈一谈 you and me should have a little bit of a chat.
你是联邦探员吗 Y-You're a Fed?
听起来可不像啊 You don't sound like a Fed.
怎么 我不能是移民吗 What, I can't immigrate?
港口那个绿色的大屁股女人雕像 There's a giant green slapper with her ass in the harbor
可不是这么说的 that says different.
你看起来也不像联邦探员 You don't really look like one, either.
不像 那我像什么 No? What do I look like?
像是色情版"黑客帝国"的演员 Like you're starring in a porn version of The Matrix.
不是都在证件上印着呢 Well, it's all right there in black and white.
好吧 你到底想让我干什么 Okay. What exactly can I do for you?
不 你搞错了 休伊 No, you got it all wrong, Hughie.
是我能为你做什么 It's what I can do for you.
你不是个例 孩子 You see, you ain't alone, son.
这事儿发生得比你想象中多得多 It happens a lot more than you think.
超人类每年间接害死数百人 Supes lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage.
不可能 拜托 新闻会报道得到处都是的 No. Come on, that'd be all over the news.
人们会尖叫着说这是血淋淋的谋杀 People would be screaming bloody murder.
是的 有时会有些出格的报道 Yeah, look, there might be the odd mention
关于这件事 比如洛缤 of it now and again, like with Robin,
但是大部分发生的事情 but there's a fuck-sight more that happens
都被隐瞒起来了 that just gets swept right under the rug.
为什么 Why?
还不明显吗 Ain't it obvious?
电影票 周边产品 Movie tickets, merchandising,
主题公园 电动游戏 theme parks, video games.
价值几十亿的全球产业 A multi-billion dollar global industry supported
得到说客 by corporate lobbyists
和政客们的支持 and politicians on both sides.
但你听不到报道的主要原因 But the main reason that you won't hear about it
是因为公众不想知道 is 'cause the public don't want to know about it.
人们爱死了超人类带来的舒适感 See, people love that cozy feeling that Supes give them.
那些金光闪闪的混蛋 Some golden cunt
会飞过天空拯救世界 to swoop out of the sky and save the day
让自己可以不去干那些事 so you don't got to do it yourself.
但如果你知道他们干的一半肮脏事儿... But if you knew half the shit they get up to...
简直邪恶透顶 Fuckin' diabolical.
然后... 就是我出场的时候 But then... that's where I come in.
出场... 干什么 Come in to... to do what?
在那些混蛋越线的时候惩罚他们 Spank the bastards when they get out of line.
你怎么惩罚超人类 How do you spank a Supe?
来吧 孩子 Come on, son.
去哪 Where?
你会喜欢的 You'll love it.
不太可能 Not likely.
等下 Listen.
我觉得差不多够了 也没什么想说的了 I think this is good; I'm good.
十分感谢刚刚奇怪的对话 Thank you for an extremely weird conversation,
我不想再跟你跑东跑西了 but, I don't want to go to a second location with you.
我要回去上班了 So, I'm gonna get back to work.
十分感谢 Thank you.
休伊 休伊 Hughie! Hughie.
小伙子 这是你唯一的机会 This is your one and only, mate.
我走了就没了 Once I go, I'm gone.
现在有一个机会摆在你面前 I'm offering you the opportunity
可以帮你解决害了你女朋友的人 to get them that got your girl.
你已经什么都不剩了 What have you got to lose
还有什么放不下的呢 that you ain't already lost?
这是哪里 Where are we?
闭嘴 别吭声 Keep your mouth shut.
哈利 Harry.
消息已收到 Got your message.
你真是个支持警方工作的正直好市民 Thank you for being an upstanding citizen.
你知道这是警察滥用职权吧 You know this is fucking police brutality, man.
你知不知道 如果他们发现我放你进来 我是什么下场 You know what they'll do to me, they catch me letting you in?
你不放我进去 我会给你双倍的体验 Not half of what I'll do if you don't.
他是不是刚刚喊你警察 Did he just say you were police?
是啊 条子 联邦探员 对于那群傻逼来说都一个意思 Yeah, you know, cop, Fed, all the same to twats like that.
卧 槽 Holy shit.
赶紧把下巴捡起来 Pick your jaw up off the floor
装得像个老顾客一点 and try to blend in.
这个地方 This is the only place
是超人类放纵自我的唯一指定地点 where the sups can scratch their filthy little itch
没有狗仔四处乱拍 without the paps taking snaps.
♪ 我做了坏事 ♪ ♪ I did a bad, bad thing ♪
等等 那是以西结 Wait, wait, wait. That's Ezekiel.
我做了坏事 ♪ I did a bad, bad thing. ♪
那个自称基督守护神的人 The "Capes for Christ" guy...
天天恐同布道 preaches all that...
祈祷天下无基 "pray the gay away" shit.
现在是夹心男人饼里香喷喷的肉馅儿 And now he's the meat in the Manwich.
老深柜了 Fucking hypocrite.
♪ 你是否拼命祈祷 ♪ ♪ You ever pray with all your heart and soul ♪
♪ 她却头也不回 ♪ ♪ Just to watch her walk away? Yeah... ♪
快进 Keep going forward.
还要快进 That's it. Further.
继续 Further.
就在那儿 There. There.
- 停 - 等等 等等 - Stop. - Wait, wait, wait.
火车头现在就在这儿吗 A-Train's... A-Train's here right now?
现在不在 这是昨晚的监控 Was. This is from last night.
音量调高点 Turn it up.
真不敢相信你直接撞穿了一个婊子 I cannot believe you ran through a bitch.
知道最吊的是什么吗 You want to hear something crazy?
我当时的速度快到 I ran so fast through this bitch
直接吞掉了她的一颗槽牙 that I swallowed one of her molars.
跟吞个高速上的虫子似的 Like a bug on the fucking freeway.
哎哟 真恶心 Dude, that's nasty.
他们还笑 They're laughing.
好像她的死是个笑话 Just... Like she's a joke.
他们还他妈笑 They're fucking laughing.
那你打算怎么做 So what are you gonna do about it?
我的天呐 For Chrissakes.
快收拾干净 Clean yourself up.
别让他们看到你这幅样子 Never let them see you like this.
透明人 你真他妈是个死变态 Translucent, you're a goddamn pervert.
我这就走 I'll just go.
他们都这幅德行吗 They're all like that?
连祖国人也是这样吗 All of them? Even Homelander?
祖国人是个例外 Homelander's the exception.
他不烟不酒 He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke.
跟个圣人一样 Man's a saint.
但是其他人 都这样 But the rest of 'em, yeah.
请别介意我的脏话 但操他们十八辈子祖宗 Pardon my French, fuck those fuckers.
来 Here.
看一眼吧 Have a shufti of that.
-这是什么 -罗缤遇害那天 - What are these? - That's the police log
警察的出警记录 the day that Robin got murdered.
有几场酒吧斗殴 有几辆车被撬 Couple of bar fights. A few cars got nicked.
但你知道缺了什么吗 But you know what's not in there?
缺了银行的警报 No bank alarms going off.
警局没有抢劫犯被起诉 No one charged at Central Booking
火车头压根就没有阻止什么狗屁银行劫匪 A-Train stopped two bank robbers, my arse.
有人在隐瞒些东西 Someone's fucking hiding something.
-隐瞒什么 -那我就不知道了 - Hiding what? - Well, I don't know,
隐瞒他那天晚上不可见人的勾当吧 whatever dodgy shit he was up to that night.
为什么他不能停下来 包里放了什么 Why couldn't he stop? I mean, what was in that bag?
他费劲儿躲着谁呢 You know? Who was he running from?
-或者说 他赶着去哪儿呢 -没错 - Or where was he running to? - Bingo.
我有强烈预感 解决这个问题 我们就能制住那个逼崽子 Work that out, and we'll have the fucker, I can smell it.
好 Okay.
那 有什么我能帮忙的 Okay, so... what can I do to help?
交给你一个任务 Here's what you do.
给沃特打电话 告诉他们你愿意签合同拿钱 Ring Vought, tell 'em you'll take the money, sign the NDA,
但签的时候火车头必须在场 but only if A-Train's there in person when you do it.
为什么要火车头在场 Why does A-Train need to be there?
他们会带你进七人组高塔 Then they'll take you into The Seven Tower,
正大光明过安检 through security, mate,
- 然后你要给他们埋个虫 - 什么虫 - and then you're gonna plant a bug. - A bug?
能窃听的那种 我们就能好好听听 A bug. And we'll have a little listen.
他们到底都在搞什么名堂 See what's really going on.
慢着 抱歉 我理一下 Okay, let me just... sorry, let me just get this straight.
你想让我 让我只身闯进七人组高塔 You want me to... you want me to go to Seven Tower by myself,
然后 你想让我给他们安一个窃听器 and-and you want me to plant a bug,
搞得好像 我他妈变成007特工了 like I'm... what, like I'm fuckin' James Bond?
-完全正确 -你是联邦探员 - Yeah, exactly. You got it. - You're FBI.
如果你是联邦的 自己去弄个搜查令 If you're FBI, then get a warrant.
-为什么 为什么这种事还需要我 -休伊 休伊 -Why do you... why do you even need me? -Hughie, Hughie,
听着 我手上有搜查令 look, mate, I got a warrant, all right?
但那个地方被防火墙保护得严丝合缝 But that place is firewalled, untappable,
比修女的贞操锁还难弄开 and locked up tighter than a nun's knickers.
我哪怕花个几百万年也进不去 I couldn't get myself in there in a million years.
但是你 孩子 你进得去 But you, son, you could do it.
-不行 我做不到 -你可以 - No, no, I can't, okay? - Yeah.
我不行 不要 你又没有看见火车头满身都是... I can't. No. You didn't see A-Train covered in...
而且我 难道我还要过去 And-and I'm, what, I'm just supposed to go in there,
还要 还要跟他友好握手 and I'm supposed to... I'm supposed to shake his hand?
-还要面带微笑 -对 - And smile? - Yeah.
不是 你知道我最喜欢的音乐人是谁吗 I'm not... Do you know who my favorite musician is?
-谁 -詹姆斯·泰勒 - Who? - James Taylor.
第二是赛门与葛芬柯 第三是比利·乔尔 Number two, Simon & Garfunkel. Number three, Billy Joel.
他们没有一个人干潜行这种事儿 Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate.
我也不会啊 Okay? I'm not an infiltrator.
休伊 休伊 有点男人样子吧 Hughie, Hughie, fucking grow a pair.
你也听到那个崽种怎么嘲笑你的女朋友 You heard that cunt laughing at your girl.
不 不行 不 No. No. No.
我不行 我做不到 No, I can't. I can't do that.
对不起 我肯定会搞砸的 I'm sorry, I'm just gonna fuck it up,
你没办法窃听... and you're not gonna have your bug...
我也会死 and I'll be dead.
我... 我跟你不一样 I'm not... I'm not like you.
太棒了 麦德琳 This is amazing, Madelyn.
谢谢你 我的孩子会高兴疯掉的 Thank you for this. My kid is gonna lose his mind.
这是我们的荣幸 It is our pleasure.
别在网上卖掉就行了 Just do not sell it online.
好的 你觉得怎么样 All right. What are you thinking?
巴尔的摩很美 Baltimore is a beautiful town.
但是有个问题 But you've got a problem.
你们那儿的凶杀率高达百分之六十二 Your homicide rates are up, what, 62%?
警方没法结案 The police are not closing cases.
你们马上就需要联邦救助了 You're on the verge of needing a federal lifeline.
有话直说 麦德琳 Cut to the chase, Madelyn.
你们推荐谁 Who are you proposing?
努比亚王子 Nubian Prince.
他符合大众审美 Fits your population's demo,
但是不太激进 but not too militant.
白种人也喜欢他 Caucasians love him, too, with a...
有百分之五十九的支持率 59% approval rate.
我愿意给你提供一个三年的独家合约 I am willing to give you a three-year exclusive contract
包括全方位的公关支持 with full PR support,
并且我愿意给你销售额的 and I'm gonna give you nine and a half points
百分之九点五 of the merchandising.
我以为他在底特律 I thought he was in Detroit.
我们在考虑进行调动 Well, we're thinking about making a move.
多少钱 How much?
一年三亿美元 $300 million a year.
我知道 这是一大笔钱 I know, I know, it's a tough swallow.
但是我们都知道你的城市需要一个英雄 But we both know that your city needs a hero.
两亿换努比亚王子 $200 million for Nubian Prince.
我出这个价 I can sell that.
抱歉 史蒂夫 我做不到 I'm sorry, Steve, I can't do it.
亚特兰大还在等着 We've got Atlanta waiting in the wings.
我觉得你会同意 I think maybe you can.
为什么 And why is that?
我恰巧知道5号化合物的事 I happen to know about Compound V.
5号化合物是什么 What is Compound V?
传闻说 It's the type of rumor
它能让你们所有的英雄失去光辉 that could really tarnish those heroes of yours.
没有人想那样 Nobody wants that.
人们需要英雄 People need heroes.
我能确保这止于谣言 Now, I can make sure that that stays a rumor,
因为我是个朋友 because I'm a friend.
但是友谊是相互的 But friendship does cut both ways.
抱歉 史蒂夫 我不知道你在说什么 I'm sorry, Steve, I don't know what you're talking about.
三亿换王子 $300 million is the price,
否则我们就去找亚特兰大 or we go to Atlanta.
有多棒啊 So, how amazing is it?
祖国人怎么样 What's Homelander like?
他很忙 ...he's busy.
我还没见过他 但... I haven't really met him yet, but...
妈妈 我得告诉你发生了什么 Mom, I got to tell you what happened.
差点忘了 I forgot.
我刚刚跟帕蒂和崔西打麻将 I was playing mah-jongg with Patty and Trish,
帕蒂不停地讲她女儿 and Patty is going on and on about how her daughter
上了医学院 我想 那又怎么样 got into med school, and I'm thinking, so what?
我的女儿进了七人组 My daughter got into The Seven!
不管了 你刚刚想跟我说什么 Anyway, so-so, what did you want to tell me?
一切都很好 Everything's great.
完全是我们梦想的那样 Just how we dreamed.
妈妈 我得挂了 Mom, actually, you know what? I have to go.
好的 再见 亲爱的 All right. Bye, honey.
抱歉 excuse me.
你还好吗 I'm sorry, a-are you okay?
那通电话听起来... 有些沉重 Just seemed like a... tough call.
抱歉 我不是故意打扰你的 Sorry. I don't mean to bother you.
不 没事 No, no, it's okay.
我很好 只是... I'm fine. I'm just...
今天有些糟糕 I'm just having a bad day.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
工作上的事 还是... ...is it, like, a-a work thing, or...
生活上的 a-a life thing?
工作 It's a work thing.
你呢 You?
生活上的 ...life thing.
你说 人们是怎么... You know how you have this...
看待自己的 image of yourself?
就像 我以为自己很坚强 Like, I thought I was strong.
钢铁之躯 You know? Like, made of steel.
是一个战士 A fighter.
但是 And...
我面对这种可恶的事情 then I was faced with this horrible situation
还有这个混蛋... 然后 with this asshole... and...
脑海里响起妈妈的声音 I just heard my mom's voice in my head,
"保持微笑 生活还得继续" "Keep smiling, the show must go on,"
于是... 我没有反抗 and... I didn't fight.
现在我感觉到恶心 And now I just feel sick.
一部分是因为我去做了 但... Partly because I did it, but...
主要还是因为... mostly because...
原来 我不是自己想象的那样 turns out I'm not who I thought I was.
我很抱歉 I'm, sorry.
我并不是有意向你... I-I didn't mean to just dump all of that
-倾诉这些 -不 没关系 - onto you. -No, no, it's totally fine that you dumped....
你喜欢你的工作吗 Listen, d-do you like your job?
这是我一直以来唯一想做的事 It's the only thing I've ever wanted.
工作好吗 And it's a good job?
不是给小孩卖毒品那种 Like, you're not selling kids smack?
工作很好 No, it's a great job.
我可以帮助很多人 I could help a lot of people.
我... 曾经认识一个女孩 Thing is, I... used to know this girl,
我们一起去洛克菲勒滑冰 and we used to go skating at Rockefeller,
我会待在一边 and I'd be on the side
死死地抓住栏杆 with this death grip on the rails.
她则一头冲进溜冰场的中央 She would just charge headfirst into the middle of the rink.
其实她溜得... 不太好 And she wasn't... good.
她经常摔倒 Like, she fell... A lot...
但是她从不害怕 But she was never scared.
她总说 And she always used to say:
"摔倒并不意味着" "Just 'cause you fall on your ass doesn't mean
"你就得一直趴着" you have to stay there."
所以你只是摔了一跤 So you fell on your ass, you know?
这不是真正的你 That's not who you are.
所以你是谁 So who are you?
我是一名战士 I'm a fighter.
我要去战斗 I'm gonna fight.
对 Yeah.
我要把那个混蛋的脑袋 I'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head
-拧下来 -好吧 这有点... - clean off his body. - Okay. That was...
好 Okay.
很酷 Cool.
有点吓人... 但是很酷 Little scary, but... but-but cool.
哦对 我是休伊 I'm-I'm Hughie, by the way.
安妮 Annie.
好的 兄弟 我加入 Okay, man. I'm in.
好 电话通了 Okay, it's ringing.
你好 Yeah, hello?
你好 Hi. Hi.
你好 弗里德曼先生 Yes, hello. Hello, Mr. Friedman.
我是休伊· 坎贝尔 我收到了你的信息 It's Hughie Campbell. I got your message,
四万五千美金 我... and-and $45K, it's just...
真是... 很好 能改善我的生活 it's just... it's bingo, like, life-changing.
但签字之前 我只有一个请求 But I just need one thing before I-I sign anything.
我需要火车头 I need an apology
-亲自道歉 -他已经道过歉了 - from A-Train. - He already apologized.
不 不 不 Well, no, no, no.
他没有 是 他确实... No, he hasn't. Yes, he sent his...
确实在摄像机前表达了他的... he sent his regrets and his sympathies on...
他的悔恨和同情 但我... on TV, but I-I...
如果他能给我当面道歉 if I could just get an apology face-to-face,
我就满足了 that would be fantastic.
就当是...一个了结 Just to... just for closure,
就算是... 给这件事画个句号 just to put... just to put a b-button on it.
嗯 我明白 但... Okay, yeah. But...
休 我的回答依旧是 不行 Hugh, I'm telling you, the answer's gonna be no.
那... 那这样的话 你能 All right, in that... in that case, can you
能给我... 喂 just give me... Hello?
我觉得... 他好像挂了 I think... They hung up.
我觉得他们可能不买账 I don't think they're gonna go for it.
不 他们会的 Yes, they will.
星光 Starlight.
第一次正式会议可不能迟到呀 Don't want to be late to your first official meeting.
我可为你准备了一整篇欢迎词呢 I had a whole welcome speech planned.
对不起 先生 Sorry, sir.
别拘谨 叫我祖国人就行 Please, Homelander's fine.
还以为你不会来了呢 Beginning to wonder if you'd even show up.
面对这么多压力 I mean, all that pressure,
任谁都会吃不消 it's a lot for anyone to swallow.
是啊 劳烦关心 我没事 Yeah. Don't worry, I'll be fine.
我在这 哪都不去 I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere.
我们现在能回归正题了吗 各位 Can we get back to this, please?
这可是严重的犯罪 这些混蛋剽窃了我的电影 This is a serious crime. These assholes pirated my movie
还有三周才到上映期呢 three weeks before release,
而且盗版周边在第五大道随处可见 and you can't walk down 5th Avenue
祖国人假衬衫躲都躲不开 without bumping into a table of unlicensed Homelander shirts.
版权侵犯每年都会给沃特 Copyright infringement is costing Vought
造成十二亿的损失 $1.2 billion per year.
这可是从我们口袋里偷钱 That's money out of our pockets.
我们每人都占 大概 四个百分点的股份吧 We've all got, what, four points each?
开什么玩笑 What the fuck?
你有四个点 You got four points?
显然还有更贵的律师 And clearly better lawyers.
好了 别这样 Guys, come on.
别吵了 Stop.
看我们为了这点小钱争辩 What's Starlight gonna think?
会让星光怎么想 Listening to us haggling over nickels.
我们可是七人组啊 真是够了 We're The Seven, for God's sake.
不管我们是在众人面前还是坐在这里 Whether we're out there or we're in here.
现在 我想听到的是 Now, what I do want to hear
这周你们都救了哪些人 is who you saved this week.
有人想先来讲讲吗 Who's up for that?
玄色 Black Noir.
那就从你开始吧 Let's start with you, man.
你有养狗吗 Do you have a dog?
没有 No.
来吧 把你手机给我 All right, give us your phone.
安检你完全不需要担心 There's fuck-all security to worry about.
那些笨蛋是最好对付的 In fact, they're a bunch of muppets.
金属探测器也不会发现它 And the metal detector won't pick this up.
他们应该就是让你过一下安检 Right? And what they'll probably do is take you
然后直接把你带到会议室去 through the security and then up into the boardroom.
坐下来 友好点 灵活点 Sit down. Be nice, congenial.
然后 非常有礼貌地告诉他们你要去拉泡假屎 Then, real polite-like, tell 'em you're gonna take a fake shit.
进到厕所 把窃听器拿出来 Go into the bog, take the bug out.
撕掉后面的塑料膜把有胶的一面露出来 Peel back the plastic bit to reveal the sticky side.
把塑料膜扔进马桶 冲下水 Put the plastic bit in the bog. Flush it.
然后回到会议室 Then go back into the boardroom,
坐下来 展示下你的笑容 sit down... big smiles...
把窃听器贴到桌子下面 Plant the bug underneath the table.
大功告成 小菜一碟 Easy peasy Japanesey.
手到擒来 就这么简单 Bob's your uncle. That's that.
-简单 这... 这也太复杂了 -是啊 -That's that? That was... that was a lot. -Yeah.
等等 你能... 能再说一遍吗 Th... I've... Hold on, can you just... can you repeat it again?
慢一点说 因为我... Just a little bit slower? Because I...
听着 Listen.
-妈的 -休伊 冷静点 好吗 - Fuck. - Hughie, calm down, all right?
这就好像"黑客帝国"里的那个场景 This is like that scene in The Matrix.
你可以选择吞下红色药片 Now, you could take the fucking red pill, right?
下半辈子就撸撸管 Spend the rest of your life jacking off,
哭哭啼啼喝喝印度茶 crying into your chai tea
绿茶拿铁 之类乱七八糟的茶 或者... green latte, what the fuck. Or...
你可以选择吞下蓝色药丸 you could take the blue pill.
还是红色来着 反正就是 选另外的一个 Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill
-别再胆小鬼了 -你到底想让我选哪一颗 -and quit being a cunt. -Which pill do you want me to take?
我就是想说别再跟个娘们一样 Just quit being a cunt. That's what I'm saying.
该死的 好吧 Fuck me. Okay.
先生 请您掏空口袋 Sir, could you empty your pockets, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
打扰一下 我能... excuse me, can-can I...
我能用一下洗手间吗 can I use your bathroom?
事先声明 火车头的致歉 Just to be clear, A-Train's apology
并非是承认对某种罪责的指控 isn't an admission of any sort of culpability whatsoever.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
我对你女朋友的遭遇深感抱歉 I'm sorry about what happened to your girlfriend,
可以了吗 all right?
兄弟 你还好吗 Dude, are you okay?
好 Fine.
谢谢你的道歉 I appreciate the apology.
意外不可避免 对吧 Accidents happen, right?
毕竟 After all,
你当时可是在拯救世界 I mean, you were saving the world.
好的 很好 非常感谢 你知道的 Okay, great. Thank you so much. As you know,
打击罪犯的工作永不停歇 道格拉斯会在这 a crimefighter's work is never done. Douglas here will handle
帮助你完成剩余的书面工作 谢谢 the rest of the paperwork for you, okay? Thank you.
我可以用一下洗手间吗 Can I use your bathroom?
什么情况 What the fuck?
然后我紧盯着他的双眼 给了他一个微笑 And I look him right in the eye, and I smile.
那种感觉简直太爽了 And that was awesome, man,
用眼神威慑他 just getting to stare that asshole down.
我明白你为什么会选择这份工作了 I get why you dig this job.
是啊 会有那种成就感 对吧 Yeah, you know, it has its moments, doesn't it?
没错 去他妈的火车头 You were right. Fuck A-Train.
去他妈的火车头 去他妈的七人组 Fuck A-Train. Fuck-fuck The Seven.
七人组... 都去死吧 Fuck all... Seven.
我们... 我们来这干嘛 What are we... what are we doing here?
到你工作的时间了 不是吗 Well, you got to go to work, don't you?
是倒是 但我不... Yeah, but, I don't...
目前我需要你做的就只有这些 好吗 Well, I mean, that's all I need you for right now, yeah?
我知道 但我... Ye ah, I mean, but I-I can...
我还可以帮你做些其他的事 对吧 I can help with other stuff, you know?
我可以... 我可以做你的 技术助手之类的 I could... I could be, like, your tech guy.
就是那种 坐在货车里 戴着那个东西 You know? Like, I could be in the van with the thing
然后说 "他在走廊尽头的左侧" 之类的 and, like, you know, "He's down the hall to the left."
-我可以... -听着 孩子 我... Like, I can... Yeah, look, son, I...
我觉得剩下的事情最好还是交给我处理 I think it's best that I take it from here.
-你明白我的意思吗 -明白 但我... - You know what I mean? - Yeah, but I-I can...
我真的能帮上忙 I can really help.
我知道你能帮上忙 我很清楚 I know you can help. I got it.
等一下 W... Wait.
没见识过混小子把四万五千美元撕的粉碎吧 You ever see an asshole tear up $45K?
休伊 Hughie.
你是好样的 You're a good lad.
斯蒂威尔夫人 我没想到你会打过来 Ms. Stillwell, I wasn't sure you'd call.
真是够欠揍的你 但是... This fucking chafes, but...
我愿意把努比亚王子的价码降到2亿3千万 I'm willing to come down to $230 million for Nubian Prince.
价格非常合理 谢谢你 麦迪 That's very reasonable, Maddie. Thank you.
还有 史蒂夫 这个5号化合物 And, Steve, this, Compound V,
所有你可能听到的有关我的英雄们的谣言... any rumors you may have heard about my heroes...
不是诽谤就是彻头彻尾的谎言 Libelous and completely untrue.
但我们都很清楚谣言一传十 十传百 But we all know how rumors spread,
所以我会很感激你有一定判断力 so... I'd appreciate your discretion.
当然 Of course.
我向你保证 You have my word.
谢谢 Thank you.
回程一路平安 Have a safe flight home.
维护城市治安本身就是个非常棘手的问题 Policing cities is a thorny enough issue as it is,
但招募超级英雄进入国防系统 but allowing superheroes into national defense?
我们基本上就是在让战争私有化 We'd basically be privatizing war.
晚安 休伊 Good night, Hughie.
你来锁门吗 You'll lock up?
-行 -好嘞 - Yeah. - Yeah.
谢谢 加里 Thanks, Gary.
不好意思 我们要打烊了 Sorry, we're closing up.
有人吗 Hello?
你是谁 Who are you?
什么鬼 The fuck?
我就在你眼前 白痴 Right in front of you, prick.
你真以为我发现不了这玩意吗 You think I wouldn't find this thing?
休伊 Hughie.
你这个该死的娘娘腔 我他妈的从高塔上就开始跟踪你 You pussy, I followed you from the fucking Tower.
别 No, no, no!
跟你一起在车里的那个家伙是谁 Who's that guy you were with, in the car?
-他是谁 -我不... - Who was he?! - I don't...
-是他安排你干这事的吗 -我不认识他 - He put you up to this? - I don't know!
他不就是个优步司机吗 He was just some Uber driver, okay?
不要跟我胡扯什么优步司机 Don't give me some bullshit! Uber driver!
你真把我当傻子了 Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?
-你为什么要装窃听器 -求求你 - Why'd you plant the bug? - Please.
求你了 不要 Please, please, please.
不要 求你了 No, please.
我们是七人组 地表最强人类 We're The Seven, Earth's most mighty,
平民保护神 你这狗娘养的 champions of the innocent, motherfucker!
不好意思把这弄乱了 Sorry about the mess.
你可以闪人了 休伊 You should fuck off, Hughie.
休伊 快跑 Hughie, run!
很好 很好 Well, well, well,
这不是那个会隐形的狗逼吗 if it ain't the invisible cunt.
♪ 伦敦呼唤远方小镇 ♪ ♪ London calling to the faraway towns ♪
♪ 战斗已经打响 ♪ ♪ Now war is declared ♪
♪ 战争已经逼近 ♪ ♪ And battle come down ♪
♪ 伦敦召唤地狱恶灵 ♪ ♪ London calling to the underworld ♪
♪ 快从壁橱里出来吧 沉冤已久的孩子们 ♪ ♪ Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls ♪
你在这呢 There you are.
♪ 伦敦... ♪ ♪ London... ♪
你到底是什么人 So who are you?
该死的间谍 Fucking spy?
你为谁工作 For who?
你他妈的要么赶紧招 You're gonna fucking tell me,
要么就等着老子把你脑袋砸成稀巴烂 or I'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off!
你他妈的到底是谁 Who the fuck are you?!
我倒是很清楚你的底细 I'll tell you who you are.
你就是个该死的白痴 A fucking moron.
"透明"可算不上"隐身" "Translucent" doesn't even mean "invisible."
最多只能算是"半隐身" It means "semi-transparent."
他... 挂了吗 Is he... is he dead?
他... Is he...
他反正是没动静了 Well, he ain't moving.
妈的 Fuck. Shit.
你怎么知道电击能搞定他 How'd you know the electric could do the job?
皮肤是碳 Skin's carbon.
很强的的导电性 Highly conductive.
以前在"吉米·法伦深夜秀"上看到过 Saw it on, Jimmy Fallon.
估计我这辈子都想不到这个办法 Would've taken me forever to work that one out.
干得漂亮 Good job.
把他装到后备箱 Let's get him in the boot.
等下 你说什么 Wait, wait, what? Wait, what? What?
后备箱 The trunk.
不 我意思是 我们要... No, no, I mean, what are we... What are we...
我们要怎么处理他 What are we doing with him?
休伊 你刚做掉了七人组成员之一 兄弟 Well, Hughie, you just offed one of The Seven, mate.
我 我... Me? I...
是你开着这个破车撞到他的 You-you hit him with a fucking car!
你唧唧歪歪再多也没用 Look, potato, fucking po-tah-to.
咱俩现在惹上大麻烦了 We're both in a shitload of trouble.
不 我们没有 是他... No, no, no, we're not! It's... It...
是他先对我们动手的好不好 He-he attacked us, okay?
你不是联邦探员吗 And you're-you're a federal officer, you know?
赶紧打电话通知该死的联邦调查局 Just-just call the fucking FBI.
好吧 这样 听着 Yeah, o-okay, so, look,
严格意义上来讲 我不算是探员 technically, I'm not a Fed.
什么 What?!
那你他妈的到底是谁 Then who the fuck are you?!
别紧张 孩子 只是遇到点小气流 Don't worry about it, kiddo. It's just a little turbulence.
不会有事的 It'll be okay.
♪ 这样一位乘客... ♪ ♪ The passenger... ♪
老爸 Dad. Dad. Dad!
他在这干吗 What's he doing out here?
你们不是朋友吗 Are you guys friends?
♪ 蜿蜒的滨海大道尽收他的眼底 ♪ ♪ He sees the winding ocean drive ♪
♪ 一切只为 ♪ ♪ And everything was made ♪
♪ 你和我而存在 ♪ -天哪 - ♪ For you and me ♪ - My God.
♪ 天地万物都只为你和我而存在 ♪ ♪ All of it was made for you and me ♪
♪ 因为那只属于你和我 ♪ ♪ 'Cause it just belongs to you and me ♪
♪ 就让我们一路疾驰饱览这一切 ♪ ♪ So let's take a ride and see what's mine ♪
♪ 高歌啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la ♪
♪ 这样一位乘客 ♪ ♪ The passenger ♪
♪ 他不知疲倦一路疾驰 ♪ ♪ He rides and he rides ♪
♪ 他从车窗里洞悉一切 ♪ ♪ He sees things from under glass ♪
♪ 他透过车窗眺望远方 ♪ ♪ He looks through his window's eye ♪
♪ 他对属于自己的一切洞若观火 ♪ ♪ He sees the things he knows are his ♪
♪ 他看到那清澈高远的天空 ♪ ♪ He sees the bright and hollow sky ♪
♪ 他看到在子夜酣睡的城市 ♪ ♪ He sees the city asleep at night ♪
♪ 他看到今夜七八个星天外 ♪ ♪ He sees the stars are out tonight ♪
♪ 这一切的一切都只属于你和我 ♪ ♪ And all of it is yours and mine ♪
♪ 让我们一路疾驰永不停歇 ♪ ♪ So let's ride and ride and ride and ride ♪
♪ 高歌啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la ♪
♪ 高歌啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la ♪
♪ 高歌啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦 ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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