我要上厕所 I need to go to the bathroom.
我要去厕所 Tengo que ir al baño.
听着 我得撒尿 好吗? Listen, I got to piss, okay?
难道你们想让我尿裤子吗? You want me to piss my fucking pants?
我都要尿裤子了 行吗? I'm about to piss my fucking pants, all right?
死该的 Fuck me.
你说这片土地是你的了 You say you own this land.
我们有开采权 We have the rights.
不 No.
这片土地是我们的地盘 We own this land.
你只拥有地皮所有权 You own the surface,
是从丹尼尔·皮尔索那儿买来的 which you purchased from Daniel Piersall,
而丹尼尔·皮尔索的父亲 and Daniel Piersall's father
于1993年将矿产权卖给了 sold the mineral rights in 1993
二叠盆地信托公司 to the Permian Basin Trust,
该公司又将矿产权转包给了子午线石油公司 who subcontracted the rights to Meridian Oil,
之后被康菲石油公司收购了 which was bought by Conoco Phillips,
又卖给了M-TEX石油公司 and sold to M-TEX Oil,
该公司最近才知悉这一点 who only recently discovered the rights.
我们这儿不要你们的石油 We don't want your oil here.
好吧 敬酒不吃吃罚酒 Well, wish in one hand, shit in the other,
看看哪样更奏效 see which one fills up first.
也许我该把你从下面一直割到喉咙 Maybe I slice you from your huevos to your throat
然后吊死在桥上 and hang you from a bridge.
嗯? Huh?
看看石油公司的人还敢不敢来 See if oil companies come then.
首先他们会雇哈里伯顿公司 Well, first they'll hire Halliburton to build files
来调查你们这帮混蛋 on you fucking assholes
比联邦调查局调查得还要详细 that the FBI only dreams about having.
然后他们会从三重警卫公司 Then they'll send 30 Tier 1 operators
派出30名一级特工 对你们穷追猛打 from Triple Canopy, and they'll bust you like a fucking piñata.
如果你们这群蠢货真能逃回墨西哥 And if any of you dipshits do make it back to Mexico,
他们也会派无人机把你们家炸个稀巴烂 they'll blow your fucking house up with a drone.
连你们全家一起炸 With your family in it.
打一口新井要花600万 It costs six million to put in a new well.
他们要在这儿打上800口 They're putting in 800 right fucking here...
抽油机就值48亿 That's 4.8 billion in pumpjacks.
他们还会再投资10亿 They'll put in another billion
用于供水、住房和运输方面 on water and housing and trucking.
按每桶78美元计算，每天就能赚640万 At $78 a barrel, that's 6.4 million a day.
未来的五十年都是如此 For the next 50 fucking years.
所以，石油公司非得来这儿不可 So, yeah, the oil company's coming.
所以他们派你来叫我们滚蛋? So, they send you to tell us fuck off?
他们派我来谈地皮租赁协议 They sent me to negotiate a surface lease.
我们会给你修一条全天候公路 And we'll build you a nice all-weather road
通往我们的油井和高速公路 that leads to our oil wells and to the highway.
如果你需要的话 还可以多修几条 And a few others, if you need them.
他要给我们修路 He's gonna build us a road.
听着 交易是这样的 Hey, here's the deal,
这是唯一的条件 and it's the only deal:
你不干涉我们的生意 我们也不会干涉你的 You don't fuck with our product, we don't fuck with yours.
如果你不遵守约定 我们就会在对面 Because if you do, we'll put in a DEA substation
建一个缉毒局分站 right across the fucking street.
成交吗? We got a deal?
成交 We got a deal.
地皮租赁协议在这儿 Surface lease agreement's in there.
签字的地方已经标出来了 Signature pages are marked.
现在我们得定个地方用于支付租金 Now, we'll need an address for the surface lease payment
以及损害赔偿金 and the damage reimbursements.
损失费? Damage?
是的 Yeah.
我们会对修路和建抽油机平台 We'll pay you for the damage to the land
对土地造成的损害进行赔偿 we built your roads on and the pads for our pumpjacks.
你们付我钱吗? You pay me?
没错 我们付你钱 Yeah, we pay you.
你们这生意做得真怪 Mm, strange business.
和你的生意半斤八两 Same as yours.
不 我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
你卖的货 You sell a product
能让你的客户上瘾依赖 that your customers are dependent on.
没错 Yes.
这就是一个道理 It's the same.
只不过我们的规模更大 Ours is just bigger.
走吧 Vámonos.
石油和天然气行业 Oil and Gas Industry makes
每天能净赚30亿美元 $3 billion dollars a day in pure profit.
每年就能创造超过4.3万亿美元的收入 Generates over $4.3 trillion dollars a year in revenue.
这是世界第七大产业 It is the seventh largest industry in the world,
排在食品生产 ranked ahead of food production,
汽车制造以及煤炭开采之前 automobile production, coal mining,
而年收入1.4万亿美元的制药行业 and at 1.4 trillion, the pharmaceutical industry
甚至都挤不进前十 doesn't even crack the top ten.
即使是排在石油和天然气产业之前的行业 The industries listed ahead of oil and gas
也全都依赖于 are completely dependent on
石油和天然气 oil and gas.
这些行业发展得越好 The more they grow,
我们也会发展得越好 the more we grow.
这就是规模 That's the scale.
这就是它的体量 That's the size of this thing.
而且依然在不断扩大 And it's only getting bigger.
这该死的工作 This fucking job.
但是在赚到这些钱之前 But before any of that money is made,
你必须先拿到租约 you gotta get the lease.
你得获得开采权 盯准地皮 You gotta secure the rights and lock up the surface.
然后打点好地主 管好工人 Then babysit the owners, babysit the crews.
如果有不安分的人闹事 Then manage the police and the press
你还得应付好警察和媒体 when the babies refuse to be sat.
这就是我的工作 That's my job.
拿到租约 然后管理好人员 Secure the lease, then manage the people.
前半部分很简单 First part's pretty simple.
后半部分却可能会要了你的命 It's the second part that can get you killed.
石油天王 第一季 第一集
搞什么鬼 What the...
你是诺里斯的儿子? You baby Norris?
-我叫库珀 -不 - Cooper. - Nah.
还是叫小鬼更合适 I think baby's better.
上车 Get in.
三杯黑咖啡? Three black coffees?
哦 车上还有一个呢 Oh, you got another one in there.
甜心 你想喝点什么? You want something, sugar?
呃... Uh...
我还是魅力不减 I can have that effect.
你是想喝黑咖啡 Do you like black coffee,
还是要加点儿牛奶? or a little bit of milk in there?
我要...呃... I'll take, uh...
呃 要加牛奶 能给我来杯拿铁吗? Yeah, actually some milk. Can I have a latte?
-什么鬼? -你点的什么? - What the fuck?! - A what?
-你还真点拿铁啊? -怎么了? -You just order a fucking latte? -What?
-真是个少爷 -什么意思? -An aristocrat. - What?
银行家没醒 我们一般不做拿铁 Don't normally make lattes till the bankers wake up.
我们哪有闲工夫等一杯破拿铁 We don't have time to wait for a fucking latte.
你干嘛非要喝拿铁 兄弟? Why the fuck do you need a latte, bro?
-我只是点了... -他在这节骨眼上 -I... I just ordered... -He's asking her to make
-点这么麻烦的东西 -我们得去干活了 the most complicated shit, man. -We got to get to work.
-抱歉 - “抱歉” -Sorry. - "Sorry."
你要不要再来份欧式早餐? You want to ask for a continental breakfast?
-我... -你他妈到底什么毛病? -I... -What the fuck is your problem?
-哦 我就知道 -果然会这样 -Oh, here we go. -Here it comes.
这个白人小子点了杯拿铁! The white kid ordered a latte!
得干好 伙计 开门红啊 Great job, man. First day.
一共27块 亲爱的 That'll be 27, sweetie.
是真难以置信 Unreal.
给你的小费 亲爱的 This is for you, darling.
嘿 如果你要在油田干活 Hey, if you're gonna work the patch
你就得学会喝黑咖啡 you got to learn how to drink it black,
因为我们做什么事都得争分夺秒 'cause everything we do is on the fucking go.
我只是不喜欢黑咖啡的味道 I just don't like the way it tastes.
孩子 不是因为好喝才喝的 是为了补充能量 Ain't about the taste, son, it's about the fuel.
六小时后 当你需要提提神时 Six hours from now when you need a jolt,
你可不能喝这种加奶的东西 you can't drink that curdled milk.
会吐得我车里到处都是 Be throwing up all over my truck.
你可千万别吐在他车里 You don't want to throw up in his truck.
把那东西给我 In fact, give me that.
是啊 把那玩意给他 Yeah, give that shit...
你父亲说要让我把你培养成硬汉 Your father said to make you into a roughneck.
不妨现在就开始吧 May as well start now.
好了 星期一 让我看看你能整出什么幺蛾子 All right, Monday, let's see what you got.
昨晚怎么样? How was the night?
人力资源部 他们问我有没有帮派归属 H.R. They stopped to ask for gang affiliations.
现在我的钻井队里有一半是血帮的 So now I got this drilling crew that's half Bloods,
一半是瘸帮的 昨晚他们 half Crips, who decided to have a gunfight
在营地里闹了冲突 擦枪走火的 in the fucking man camp last night.
现在不能戴草帽 还没到复活节呢 You can't wear straw. It ain't Easter yet.
今天最高溫95度 It's gonna be 95 today.
要我说很有复活节的感觉了 不是吗? I'd say that's Easter enough, wouldn't you?
该死的 戴尔 Goddamn it, Dale.
我到底还要跟你说多少遍 How many times am I gonna have to tell you
要把豆子倒进碗里加热? to pour the beans in a fucking bowl?
你一周就能弄坏一个微波炉 You burn up a microwave a week
就因为把那些破罐子往里放 putting them fucking cans in there.
-倒碗里味道不一样 -胡扯 明明一样 -Tastes different in a bowl. -No, they don't.
味道完全就他妈一个样 They taste exactly the fucking same.
不 味道就是不一样 Mm-mm, taste different.
我去 看你俩这架势是 Well, shit, I guess cowboy culture
把牛仔文化全抛到脑后了是吧? is out the fucking window with you two, huh?
你要是能在这屋里看着牛仔 就指给我看 You see a cowboy in this room, you point him out.
你轮值什么时候结束? When's your hitch done?
-就今天 -谢天谢地 -Today. Mm. -Thank god.
-记得11点之前到法院 -好的 Be at the courthouse by 11:00. - Yeah.
是11:00 不是11 :30 Not 11:30, 11:00.
知道了 Yes, sir.
喂? Hello?
什么? What?
什么意思? 有多远? What? How-how far?
把定位发我 Just send me a pin.
我马上就到 就这样 I'm on the way. All right.
你要去哪儿? On your way where?
你不如明天再问我吧 You're gonna have to depose me tomorrow.
现在就告诉我 汤米 It has to be today, Tommy.
这群混蛋都快把我烦死了 These sons of bitches are so far up my ass,
他们让我感觉如鲠在喉 They're staring at the back of my tonsils.
不管怎样都明天再说 Well, it's gonna have to be tomorrow,
我好像找到我们的飞机了 'cause I think I found our plane.
你们丢了架飞机? You guys lost a plane?
你们连飞机都他妈能丢? How the fuck you lose a plane?
...油价持续上涨 全国平均油价 ...prices are up with the national average,
已达3.86美元 reaching $3.86.
瓦莱罗和特索罗炼油厂 News of maintenance work at both Valero and Tesoro
计划于5月进行维护保养 这引发了 refineries scheduled for May has sparked fears of
人们对于夏季汽油短缺的担忧 a summer gasoline shortage.
是啊 问问他们干嘛要在五月做维护 凯特 Yeah, ask 'em why they're doing maintenance in May, Kate.
石油输出国组织将于下周召开会议讨论增产问题 OPEC meets next week to discuss an increase in production.
他们才不会增产 No, they're not.
他们都要减产了 亲爱的 They're gonna cut production, honey.
他们要把油价炒到一百 They're gonna take oil to a hundred.
你这到底是从哪儿打听的破消息? Who the hell is your shitty source, anyway?
不过有一些业内人士担心会减产... Although some insiders fear a cut in production...
瞧瞧凯特这脑子转得多快 Well, look at the brain on Kate.
你就继续听这些业内人士的吧 You keep listening to your insiders.
也许这样你才能搞清游戏规则 You may figure this game out.
这他妈什么情况? What in the fucking hell?
打给内特 Call Nate.
是我们的飞机吗? Is it our plane?
对 看样子是的 yeah, it looks like it.
-在哪儿? -都支离破碎了 -Where is it? - In about a thousand pieces
就在派尔特油田旁边我们修的那条路上 out here on the road we built by the Pyote field.
-嘿 我待会再打给你 -我要不要打给沃斯堡? -Hey, let me call you back. -Should I call Fort Worth?
嗯 是得打个电话 Yeah, somebody should...
真是一团糟 Quite a mess.
你还没看到最糟的部分呢 You ain't seen the mess yet.
我可以把车停这儿吗? Can I leave my truck here?
这条路都是你的 It's your road.
联邦航空局说你上报了这架飞机失窃 FAA says you reported this plane stolen.
对 六周前的事了 Yeah, six weeks ago.
你不觉得该跟我说一声吗? And you didn't feel like you needed to report that to me?
沃尔特 假如你是个空警 Well, if you were the fucking airplane police,
我就跟你说了 但你并不是 I would have, Walt, but since you're not,
所以我就报给了航空局 I called the airplane police.
是他们该通知你 没必要我来说 It's their job to call you, not mine.
但他们没通知我 Well, they didn't.
要是这样我也没办法 Well, I don't know what to tell you.
这就是联邦政府的办事效率 That's the federal government for you.
这是怎么回事? What's all this?
这是你应该在飞机失踪的时候 One of 75 reasons you should have called me
第一时间通知我的75个理由之一 the second that plane went missing.
-可卡因? -可能是 -Cocaine? -Maybe.
也可能是海洛因 Maybe heroin.
飞行员在哪儿? Where's the pilot?
在驾驶舱里烤成人干了 Cooking in the cockpit.
我让缉毒局和联邦航空局派来了危险品处理人员 I got DEA and FAA sending HAZMAT crews
过来把他带走 down here to pull him out.
站在上风处 Stay upwind of that shit.
这玩意儿比子弹还要致命 It'll kill you quicker than a bullet.
那是辆物流运输车 That's a TTP truck.
是的 Yep.
它怎么会在我们的路上? What the fuck's it doing on our road?
他可能也想问你那架飞机的事 He's probably gonna ask you the same thing about that plane.
你向保险公司报失了吗? Did you report it stolen to your insurance company?
你了解这种事儿的章程 You know how this shit works.
每天都会有卡车 挖掘机 Trucks and excavators and all kinds of shit
各种设备不翼而飞 go missing every day.
几个月后这些东西又自己找回来了 And then a couple months later, they find their way back.
要是我把这里每件被偷的东西都上报 If I reported everything that was stolen around here,
整个二叠纪盆地都成犯罪现场了 the whole fucking Permian Basin would be a crime scene.
该死的 Goddamn it.
我每天都要运送 I got 4,200 barrels of oil
4200桶石油 I got to move out of here every day.
但是此路不通了 Not on this road.
短期内走不了了 Not for a while.
沃尔特 这事儿你得帮帮我 I'm gonna need some love on this deal, Walt.
要怎么帮? What kind of love?
把向警方报告的日期改一下 The kind that backdates a police report.
我的老天啊 汤米 For God sakes, Tommy.
连联邦航空局都知道 The FAA was aware.
他们把事情搞砸了 They dropped the ball.
就改成我报给他们的日期 Just use the date that I gave them,
能对得上就行 仅此而已 and match it, that's all.
你知道会有多少人盯着这事吗? You know how many eyes are gonna be on this thing?
那些车牌上带了 “G” 的人 The kind with a "G" on their license plate.
我不会改日期的 I ain't backdating nothing.
好吧 那在今天的报告里 Okay, in today's report,
你就注明上个月已通知联邦航空局 just note that FAA was notified last month.
这样总行吧? Can you do that?
我说的是事实 沃尔特 It's the fucking truth, Walt.
我会写进报告里的 I'll put it in my report.
好 记得全用大写字母 All right, in all caps, please.
嘿 我需要道路施工队赶过来 Hey, I'm gonna need a road crew out here.
我把定位发给你 I'm gonna drop you a pin.
需要绕开事故现场 修一条半英里的临时道路 Need a half a mile detour around an incident site.
嘿 沃尔特 我们能不能 Hey, Walt, can we build a road
在那边修条路? around on that side over there,
这样我们就能绕过这片区域了 so we can elbow around this shit?
-那边吗? -对 -Over there? -Yeah.
在有死尸和毒品的那边吗? 不行 Over there where the dead body and the drugs are? No.
好吧 那另一边呢? Okay, well, how about that side over there?
那边有尸体和毒品吗? Is there any dead bodies and dope over there?
我还没去那边查看过 Haven't looked over there yet.
那我们他妈就现在过去看看呗 Well, how about we fucking go look then?
见鬼 Shit.
我可没发现这儿有什么死掉的毒贩 Well, I don't see any dead drug dealers over here.
这里没有尸体 也没有毒品 Not any dead guys here, not any dope...
该死 Fuck.
沃尔特? Walt?
这里还有个死人 There's a dead son of a bitch over here.
-哟! -长官? - Yo! -Sir?
-封锁现场 -嘿 又是我 -Come tape it off. -Hey, I'm back.
听着 我们需要足量的粘土 Listen, we're gonna need enough caliche for about a mile
才能绕过这该死的烂摊子 to get us around this fucking mess.
所以你们现在就开始准备 没做完别停 So I want you to start right now and don't stop till you're done.
得连夜赶工了 Run 'em all night.
我挂了 All right.
我这周可不想干你的活儿 I wouldn't want to have your job this week.
沃尔特 任何时候你都绝对不会想干我这工作 Shit, you wouldn't want to have my job any week, Walt.
打给蒙蒂·米勒 Call Monty Miller.
真不错 Great.
看来今天又是漫长的工作日了 Well, it looks like it's gonna be Monday all day today.
其实今天不是工作日 汤米 Actually, it won't be Monday once today, Tommy.
今天周五 It's Friday.
不可能是周五 我昨天才到这儿 It can't be Friday. I just got here yesterday.
打从3月1号起 你就改成了周五到周二上班 March first, you switched to a Friday through Tuesday.
你要是看我一眼 就能看见日历了 If you would look at me, you would see the calendar.
要是你能多关心我 我们就不会离婚了 If you looked at me, we'd still be married.
我现在正以每小时80英里的速度开车 Well, I'm going down the highway at 80 miles an hour.
我要是看着你说话 可能就没命了 If I looked at you, I'd probably die.
刚刚那辆卡车挺大的 是吧? That was a pretty big truck, wasn't it?
好吧 今天是星期五 Okay, it's Friday.
你得照看艾恩斯莉 You have Ainsley.
-艾恩斯莉? -是啊 这周轮到你了 -Ainsley? -Yeah, it's your weekend.
你不是说我周三周四休息吗 You just told me my weekend is Wednesday and Thursday.
是你的休息日 但其他人 Yours is, but the rest of the world
都是周六周日休息 takes Saturday and Sunday off.
也包括我和你女儿 That world includes me and your daughter.
我和维克托要去卡波了 Victor and I are going to Cabo
我不能让艾恩斯莉独自在家 and I can't leave Ainsley alone in this house.
亲爱的 她都已经17岁了 Honey, she's 17 fucking years old.
你见过她的新男友吗? Have you seen her new boyfriend?
该死的 等等 我靠边停一下 Goddamn it. Hold on, I'm pulling over.
瞧瞧这小子 Look at this kid.
从照片就能看出来 他们把持不住自己 I mean, she could get pregnant from the fucking photograph.
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Okay, I see your point.
她自己开车来找你你放心么? Do you trust her driving to you?
开到敖德萨吗? To Odessa?
-是啊 -你开什么玩笑? -Yeah. -Are you shittin' me?
让她去米彻姆机场 Have her go to Meacham.
我会让她和工程师一起坐飞机来 I'll put her on the flight with the engineers.
好吧... Okay...
你换发色了 You changed your hair color.
是啊 红发也看够了 Yeah, the redhead experiment is over.
说实话 我一直都更喜欢 Well, I always preferred your natural color,
你的本色 to tell you the truth.
亲爱的 你从来没见过我的本色 Baby, you've never seen my natural color.
那你和弗农打算什么时候去... So what time are you and Vernon going to...
-是维克多 -维克多 -Victor. - Victor.
你们打算什么时候去卡波? Uh, what time are y'all leaving for Cabo?
今晚才走 Not till tonight.
那你怎么一大早 Well, how come you'd be dressed that way
就打扮成这样? at 8:00 in the morning, then?
你觉得我盛装打扮了吗? You think this is dressed up?
嗯 是啊 你自己心里有数 Uh, yeah, I do. And so do you.
那你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
是的 我很喜欢 Yes, I do like it.
你看 人生最大的乐趣之一 You see, one of life's great pleasures
就是让你看看自己到底错过了什么 is showing you what you're missing.
不用看我也知道 亲爱的 You don't have to show me to know, honey.
我早就意识到了 I already know.
儿子怎么样了? How's our baby?
今天是他第一天上班 Uh, it's his first day.
刚开始都不容易 First days ain't easy.
又有一个诺里斯进了石油行业 Another Norris in the oil patch.
真是暴殄天物 What a waste.
这不是我的主意 Wasn't my idea.
有其父必有其子啊 对吧 Apple don't fall far, does it?
别忘了 他也遗传了你 亲爱的 Well, you're half of the tree, in case you forgot, darlin'.
总而言之 让她三点之前 Anyway, just get her at the airport there
到机场就行 by 3:00, all right?
或者他妈的挂我电话，随你便 Or fuckin' hang up on me, either way.
说说我是怎么干上这行的 The way I got started in this,
我之前在德州西部当石油工程师 I was working in West Texas as a petroleum engineer
那时候我心血来潮 and I decided that it was time
就决定来场人生冒险 to have a little adventure in life.
于是我回了一则招聘广告 And I answered this one particular advertisement
去了利比亚的一家公司 to go to work for a company in Libya
当一名实地石油工程师 as a field petroleum engineer.
我的阿拉伯朋友总是笑话我 My Arabic friends used to laugh at me
说我的阿拉伯语自带德州口音 because I would speak Arabic with a Texas accent.
虽然我说的都是标准的阿拉伯语 And it was hard for them to understand my Arabic,
但他们还是听不懂 even though I was speaking the true words.
一切都一帆风顺 直到1967年 Things were going along pretty well until 1967...
阿以战争爆发了 There was the Arab/Israeli War.
我们能很清楚地看出阿拉伯人 And we could certainly see that the Arab view
对我们外国人的态度变得很恶劣 of us expatriates was beginning to dim.
我跟你说 I will tell you what.
我受够了在20号州际公路以北找石油 I am about done with looking north of I-20.
上周我打了三口井 连一滴水都没打到 I sunk three wells last week. I didn't even hit water.
因为20号州际公路以北压根没有水 It's because there ain't any water north of I-20.
比南边还要少 More than there is south of it.
-在哪个县? -斯通沃尔县 -What county? -Stonewall.
他们上个世纪就开始在那儿开采石油了 Shit, they been sucking that oil for a hundred years.
拼命压榨那些快干涸的油井 Frack the ones that are going dry
然后就一走了之 and get the hell out.
再说了 三口井有什么用? Besides, what are you gonna do with three wells?
那儿有我的矿产 That's where my minerals are.
疫情期间就该买块盆地 Should've bought the basin after Covid hit.
我可玩不起这么大的 No, I don't play that big.
我们以十分之一的价格买了100个区块 We were buying 100 sections for five cents on the dollar.
这不是玩得大 是明智之举 That ain't big, that's smart.
那片红土地底下已经榨不出油水了 There ain't no new oil to be found in that rocky red dirt.
该死 这可不太妙 Shit. This ain't gonna be good.
稍等我一下 伙计们 Give me a second, boys.
嗯 去吧 老蒙 Yeah, go ahead, Mon.
嘿 我得找个安静的地方 Hey, let me get somewhere quiet.
好了 情况有多糟? All right, how bad?
不好说 情况很棘手 That's a tricky one to answer.
你和内特能搞定吗? Is it something you and Nate can handle?
他们会从三个方面对付你 Well, they're gonna hit you from three directions...
保险公司 受害者家属和 TTP（部落交通计划） The insurance company, victims' families and TTP .
好吧 我来处理 TTP 的事 All right, well, I'll handle TTP.
米德兰最好的诉讼律所是哪家? Who's the best litigation firm in Midland?
他们不会在这儿起诉 会去休斯顿 Well, they won't file here, they'll file in Houston.
谁先请到谢泼德·黑斯廷斯 谁就胜券在握 First one to hire Shepherd-Hastings wins.
你觉得谁比较好? Who do you like over there?
克莱·钱德勒是个杀手 要我联系他吗? Clay Chandler is an assassin. You want me to call him?
不 我来联系 你别把这件事捅上新闻 No, I'll call him, you just keep this shit out of the news.
这儿是油田 蒙蒂 This is the patch, Monty.
一架载满毒品的飞机 An airplane full of drugs
被油罐车撞了不算新闻 being run over by an oil tanker ain't news,
只是个普通的工作日罢了 that's just another Monday.
但今天又不是工作 日 汤米 Yeah, well, it ain't Monday, Tommy-
对我来说就是 It's Monday to me.
他上去检查什么? What's he supposed to be checking?
塔克阀 Tucker valve.
塔克阀是什么鬼东西? What the fuck is a Tucker valve?
第一天上班的考验 First day on the job.
该死 我可不能让汤米·诺里斯的儿子 Motherfucker, I can't have Tommy Norris's son
死在我的地盘 快让他下来 dying on my pad, get him down from there.
好吧 我这就去 All right, I'll do it right now.
你得爬到最顶上去! You got to go right up at the top!
像这样吗? Like that?
我没看到阀门! I don't see it!
你得再爬高点! You got to go higher!
再高点! Higher!
我没看到什么阀门! I don't see any valve!
我还记得你当年也这么整我 I remember when you did this shit to me.
我差点吓得尿裤子 Almost shit my pants.
你当时确实尿裤子了 You did shit your pants.
再爬高点! Higher!
哦 我靠 Oh, fuck.
-我没看到阀门! -没有吗? 你没看到量表吗? -I don't see the valve! -No? You don't see the gauge?
没有 没看到量表! No! No gauge!
哦你猜怎么着? 我想起来了 阀门在下面呢 Oh, you know what? Never mind, it's down here.
哦 搞什么鬼 Oh, what the fuck.
那我能下来了吗? So I can come down?
怎么 你还想在上面待一整天吗? What, are you gonna stay up there all day?
赶紧给我下来! Gets your ass down here!
哦该死 Oh, shit.
啊! Whoa!
-哦 老天 -不 - Oh, shit. -Nah...
这小子会摔死的 嘿 小子! This kid is gonna fuckin' die. Hey, kid!
慢慢下来! Take your time!
快 快 快过去 Go, go, go, go, go.
该死 Shit.
哦 我靠 该死的 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
-他卡在那儿了 -他会没事的 -He's stuck. -He's gonna be fine.
嘿 Hey.
你干嘛这么害怕 兄弟? Why you so scared, man?
你身上绑着安全带呢 You got a harness on.
都系好着呢 明白吗? You're wired, all right?
好 Yeah.
-你还好吗? -嗯 -You good? -Uh-huh.
看着我 Look at me.
先找好落脚点 Get your feet set first.
来吧 Come on.
一只手一只手慢慢移动 Then one hand, then the other.
吧 好 好吧 Okay. Okay.
保持三点支撑 Three points of contact.
-三点支撑 -没错 记得保持住 -Three points of contact. -Yeah, yeah, at all times.
-好 好 -明白了吗? -Okay, okay. -Okay?
我们下去吧 Let's head down.
-好 -别磨蹭了 -Okay. - Ain't got all day.
该死 Sh-Shit.
干得不错 伙计 就快到了 You're good, man. Almost there.
你还好吗? 哪不舒服吗? You good or what? what happened?
我的天呐 好了 我们走吧 Holy shit, bro. All right, let's go.
你这冒失鬼 快过来 You dumbass. Come on.
让我看看你的手 Let me see that hand.
好了 去冲洗一下 Okay, rinse it.
办公室里有个急救箱 There's a first-aid kit in the field office.
去包扎一下 Wrap it.
所以量表一直就在下面吗? So the gauge was down here the whole time?
等等 你们是在耍我吗? Wait a minute, were you guys fuckin' with me?
是啊 第一天嘛 伙计 在所难免 Yes. First day, man. Gonna happen.
-是啊 -嘿 来吧 Yeah. - Hey, come on.
快去吧! Go on!
欢迎来到油田 Welcome to the patch.
你做得很好 孩子 You did good, son.
你做得很好 You did good.
你是刚上班还是刚下班? Your day about to start or just end?
我正当班呢 I'm in the middle of mine.
好吧 想吃点什么? 早餐还是晚餐? All right, which you want? Breakfast, supper?
怎么没有午餐菜单? How come you ain't got a lunch menu?
因为油田上根本没有午餐这回事 Because there ain't no such thing as lunch in the patch.
说得对 艾莉 Truer words, Ellie.
-晚餐吧 -好的 Dinner. -All right.
上班的时候能喝啤酒吗? And can you drink beer in the middle?
我看可以 反正对某人来说今天是周五 I don't see why not. It's Friday for somebody.
好吧 那我给你拿一扎 All right, I'll bring you a pitcher.
谢谢 Thanks.
要来扎啤酒吗? Want to order a pitcher?
啊 我已经点好了 Ah, already did.
如果你喝得惯的话 If Ultra's okay with you.
哦 米凯罗布牌的是吧? Oh, a Michelob man, huh?
是啊 两百万牛仔的口味总不会错 Yeah, well, two million team ropers can't be wrong-
我们得赔偿这起火灾的损失 汤米 We got to get paid on this fire deal, Tommy.
你烧掉了八千英亩的地 You burned up 8,000 acres.
我们损失了三十万美元 We're sitting on a $300,000 loss.
不是我烧的地 是火灾 I didn't burn up anything. The fire burned it.
是你的抽油机开关出了故障 引起了火灾 Started by a faulty switch in your pump jack.
是50英里的大风扩散了火情 And spread by 50-mile-an-hour winds.
这明显就是一场天灾 It's got "act of God" written all over it.
要不是那场大风 If it hadn't been for that wind,
火根本就蔓延不到50米以外 that thing don't spread past 50 meters.
听着 M-TEX 一直是很好的合作伙伴 Listen, M-TEX has been a good partner.
所以我们才没有加入集体诉讼 That's why we didn't join that class action.
不过我们确实遭受了损失 需要得到赔偿 But we suffered real damages and we need to be reimbursed.
伙计们 你们是来吃饭还是来吵架的? Boys, boys, boys. We eatin' or just arguin'?
-这会在吵架 亲爱的 -好吧 -Just arguing now, honey. -All right.
听着 如果我们赔偿了地皮损失 Listen, if we pay for surface damages,
就相当于承认了过错 we're admitting fault.
-你们就是有错 -你们也一样 -You are at fault. -Well, so are you.
是在你客户的地皮上起火的 It started on your client's land.
他们那儿明明有消防队 And they got a fire crew over there.
可他们无动于衷 只是眼睁睁地看着 They didn't stop it, they didn't even try.
我们会签保密协议 We'll sign an NDA.
那协议签了也是废纸一张 "Cause that's worth the paper it's printed on?
听着 如果这事得不到妥善解决 Listen, we will not let you drill another well
我们就不让你钻新井了 until this is handled.
好吧 那这样如何 Okay, how about this:
我付你三十万 但只是用来租太阳能设备 I pay you $300,000, but it's for a solar lease.
我们的客户不想在牧场装太阳能板 Our client doesn't want solar on the ranch.
我们不卖太阳能板 我们是石油公司 We don't sell solar panels, we're a fucking oil company.
但这样我就能把这笔钱圆成太阳能或风能使用开销 But I can justify payment on solar rights or wind.
你说吧 期限是多久? What time period you talking about?
这个无所谓 就六个月吧 I don't give a shit. Make it six months.
我只是不想赔你损失费 I just don't want to have to pay you damages.
我觉得这主意行得通 I think I can make that fly.
我也觉得没问题 I don't see why you couldn't.
这比在男子监狱卖春还容易 That's easier than selling pussy at a men's prison.
你这话冒犯了 先生 I find that offensive, sir.
冒犯谁 女人还是囚犯? To who, the pussy or the prisoners?
我发现自己 I find it difficult
很难跟令我反感的人谈生意 to do business with people who offend me.
是这样 我们并不是在做生意 Well, you see, we're not in business together.
我们租用你的采矿权 而作为交换 We lease your mineral rights, and in exchange for that,
我们每年会付给你250万美元 we pay you $2 and a half million dollars a year.
还要维护你的道路 挖掘储油罐 And maintain your roads and dig your stock tanks.
所以不要自欺欺人 认为自己是个牧场主 So, don't delude yourself into thinking you're a rancher.
你只是个拿我们的钱来养牛羊的石油商 You're an oilman who spends the money we give you on cattle.
要不是有我们 If it hadn't been for us,
你家早在50年代就会失去那个牧场 oy ur family would have lost that ranch in the '50s.
所以你只用说声谢谢 拿着这三十万赔偿草皮的钱 So, you just say "Thank you," take the $300,000 for the grass,
然后我继续每月给你寄二十万的支票 and then I keep sending you $200,000 checks every month.
但别再装作我冒犯到了你 But don't you dare pretend that I offend you.
你只用微笑接受就行了 You smile and say, "I'll take it."
很好的提议 Very good offer.
我建议你接受 I recommend you take it.
我接受 但我可不会赔笑脸 I'll take it, but I ain't smiling.
我想也是 I guess not.
只有支票才能让你笑出来 不是吗? It takes a check to make you do that, don't it?
我迫不及待想看到 I can't wait for the day
你们这些人离开这里的那一天了 when you and everyone like you leaves this place.
你可得想清楚再说 You might want to think that through.
如果我一走了之 就意味着石油也没了 'Cause if I'm gone, that means the oil's gone,
如果石油没了 那钱你也赚不到了 and if the oil's gone, that means the money's gone,
那到时候你也就玩完了 and that means you're gone.
我们会拟好合同 下周给你 We'll write it up, get it to you next week.
现在能吃饭了吗? Now are we eating?
看来我得一个人用餐了 I guess I'm eating alone now.
哦 亲爱的 你想吃点什么? Oh, baby. What can I get you?
老爸! Daddy!
-宝贝 -嗨! -Baby. -Hi!
你真是越长越漂亮了 我的小天使 You get prettier every day, little angel.
你没喝那些迪托斯小酒瓶吧 You didn't drink them out of those little Tito's bottles,
-喝了吗? -老爸 当然没有 -did you? -Daddy, of course not.
那是你的工程师干的 Your engineers did that.
嗯 他们确实惯常如此 Well, they have the practice.
我想让你见见我男朋友 I want you to meet my boyfriend.
你妈妈没说你男朋友也要来 Your mother didn't say anything about the boyfriend coming.
你了解妈妈 她知道的越少越好 'Cause you know Mommy. The less she knows the better.
她像个直升机一样 She's such a helicopter parent.
-这话是什么意思 -就是一直盘旋 -I don't know what that means. -Just hovering
无时无刻都在管我 没完没了 and hovering and hovering, always.
爸爸 这是达科塔 Daddy, meet Dakota.
诺里斯先生 Mr. Norris.
-见到您很荣幸 -嗯 很高兴见到你 -Pleasure, sir. -Yeah, good to meet you.
你叫达科塔 那你姓什么? Dakota? What's your last name?
拉文 先生 Loving, sir.
达科塔·拉文 "Dakota Loving."
这名字一般人真编不出来 You can't make that shit up.
走吧 Let's go.
风真大啊 So windy.
孩子们 你们今晚有什么打算? So, what would you kids like to do tonight?
能借辆车给我们吗? Well, do you have a car we could borrow?
不 不行 No, I don't.
这辆也不行吗? What about this one?
这是我的车 This one's mine.
好吧 Okay.
我们可以一起看春季赛 We could watch the spring game.
对 达科塔是个骨灰级足球迷 Yeah, Dakota's a football fanatic.
也没那么夸张 亲爱的 Well, not a, not a fanatic, honey.
我是有天赋 A phenom.
哦 对不起 宝贝 是天赋 Oh, sorry, baby. Phenom.
他天赋异禀 He's a phenom.
你知道吗 他入选ESPN前50名了 You know, he made ESPN's top 50.
-是吗? -没错 -Is that so? -Mm-hmm.
你选好学校了吗? Did you pick a school yet?
阿拉巴马大学 Uh, Alabama.
离理工大学有点远吧? Little far from Tech, isn't it?
达科塔一接到他们的录取通知 Well, I applied to Alabama
我就申请去阿拉巴马了 as soon as Dakota accepted their offer.
只不过那所学校很难进 It's just a tough school to get into.
但我跟萨班教练聊过了 Uh, but I, you know, I talked to Coach Saban,
告诉他我非常想和她进同一所学校 told him how much I wanted her there.
她来看我比赛 我会发挥得更好 I play better when she's watching me.
你知道萨班教练退休了吧? You know Coach Saban retired, right?
什么? What?
-呃...不是 -他退休了吗? -Uh... no. No. -Did he retire?
那只是谣言 That's rumors.
也许我们该去看看这场比赛 You know, maybe we should go to this game.
-你跟他谈过了吗? -谈过了 他... -Did you talk to him? -Yeah, yeah. He...
好 我们去看比赛吧 Yeah, let's go to the game.
冲! 冲! 冲! Go! Go! Go! Go!
球开! Hike!
这小子名气不小啊 That son of a bitch is a celebrity.
如果我进不了阿拉巴马 If I don't get into Alabama,
我还不如去死 老爸 I'm gonna die, Daddy.
我对天发誓 我真的会去死的 I swear to God, I'm gonna die.
你说什么傻话 You're not gonna die.
我会的 I'll die.
你们俩发生过关系吗? Are you two having sex?
老爸 Daddy.
-我必须得问 -当然有 -Well, I had to ask. -Of course.
这就是我问话的下场 And that's what I get for asking.
你们做安全措施了吗? Are you being careful?
我们立了规矩 会严格遵守的 We have a rule and we stick to it.
虽然我一定后悔这么问你 I'm gonna regret asking you this,
不过你们立了什么规矩? but what is this rule?
只要他不内射 As long as he never comes in me,
射我身上别的地方都可以 he can come anywhere on me.
我去买瓶胡椒博士 你要喝什么吗? I'm gonna go get a Dr. Pepper. You want anything?
不了 No.
谢谢你理解我 爸爸 Thanks for being so cool, Daddy.
这种事儿我跟妈妈永远开不了口 I could never tell Mama these kind of things.
-能给我来瓶胡椒博士吗? -好的 -Can I get a Dr. Pepper? -Yes.
你们这卖波本威士忌吗? You got any bourbon back there?
啥? Sir?
算了 Never mind.
-今天不顺心吗? -可以这么说 -Rough day? -You could say that.
我这儿有大麻软糖 你要的话免费送你 I got some pot gummies if you want. No charge.
你真是太贴心了 亲爱的 Oh, that's real sweet of you, honey,-
不过我还是算了吧 but I think I'm gonna pass on that.
一共多少钱? How much do l owe you?
四块钱 That'll be four, please.
四块? Four?
给你零钱留着当小费吧 There you go. And keep that for yourself.
谢谢 Appreciate it.
喂 Hello.
他挺过来了 He survived.
他表现如何? How'd he do?
还太嫩 初出茅庐 Green, real green.
但是他很听话 也很刻苦 but don't say no, and he tries.
我是说 这一点很难得 I mean, that's something.
要我说 上大学就是浪费时间 Waste of a college degree, if you ask me.
好吧 没人问你 也没人问我 Well, nobody's asking you. Nobody's asking me, either.
有其父必有其子 你懂的 Like father like son, if you know what I mean.
你很清楚这一点 No one knows better.
我对 “有其父必有其子” 可是深有体会 I got a truckload of "father like son."
所以 我才想让你来带他 That's why I put him with you,
让他少走些弯路 to keep him out of trouble..
-我会尽力而为的 -好 -I'll do my best. -All right.
我们回头再聊 I'll talk to you later.
开什么玩笑? 这个衣冠禽兽 Are you shitting me? This pretty son of a bitch
居然用他的爪子摸我女儿的屁股? with his giant hand on my daughter's ass?
-你刚才说什么? -什么? -What did you just say? -What?
你是在说我的屁股吗? Are you talking about my ass?
不 我说的是那个男的当着这么多人的面 No, I'm talking about that guy grabbing my daughter's ass
摸我女儿的屁股 in front of the whole world.
天啊 那是达科塔·洛文 Oh, my gosh, that's Dakota Loving.
真他妈难以置信 You've got to be shitting me.
库珀 Cooper.
你该下车了 This is your pod.
嘿 你想好晚饭吃什么了吗? Hey, uh, what you got going on for supper?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
你有吃的吗? You got food in there?
我可能要开车回城里吃点 I'll probably just drive back to town.
别下车了 Close the door.
谢谢 Thank you.
说 “谢谢” Say "gracias."
谢谢 Gracias.
你得学会说西班牙语 You need to learn Spanish
因为我可不会整天都说英语 "cause I'm not speaking English all fucking day.
-好的 -好了 -Okay. All right?
这个词是 “啤酒” This is "cerveza."
对 “啤酒” 我知道这个词 Yes. Cerveza. I know cerveza.
好吧 好吧 这是 “烤架” All right, all right. Parrilla.
“烤架” -对 那是 “肉” -Parrilla. -Yeah, and that's carne.
“肉” -没错 -Carne. - Yeah.
当你喝啤酒的时候 And when-when you're drinking a beer.
你要说 “我正在喝啤酒” you say, "Estoy tomando una cerveza."
“我正在喝啤酒” "Estoy t-tomando una cerveza"?
当你吃玉米卷的时候 你就说 And when you're eating a taco, you say,
“我正在吃一个鸡巴玉米卷” "Estoy comiendo un taco lleno de verga."
-“我正在吃...” -不 不 不 -"Estoy..." No, no, no.
-别说那个词 别 -Don't say that. No...
好了 好了 好了 Okay, okay, okay, okay..
你只用说 “我正在吃玉米卷” You just say, "Estoy comiendo un taco."
“我正在吃玉米卷” -好的 你学会了 -Estoy comiendo un taco. -Okay, you got it.
这样吧 如果我用英语问你什么 And you know, if I ask you something in English,
你就问我用西班牙语怎么说 just ask me how to say it in Spanish
一个月后你就会说两种语言了 and you'll be bilingual in a month.
-好的 -很好 -Okay. All right.
接电话吧 Get that.
嗯 我是说 她只是想和你谈谈 Well, I mean, she just wants to talk to you.
她是你女儿 She's your daughter...
你好啊 宝贝 Hola, chiquita.
喂 Hello.
那是我女儿 That was my daughter.
有件事她妈不让她做 My wife told her no about something,
她也知道我管不了她妈 所以... and she knows that I have no pull with the boss, so...
埃尔维奥是你儿子吗? So, Elvio, he's your son?
他是我弟 Hermanito.
呃 嗯 他是我弟弟 Uh, it-- uh, he's my little brother.
明白了 所以你们全家都在油田干活吗? Okay. So, your whole family works the patch?
每个人都拖家带口来油田干活 Everybody's whole family works the patch.
嘿 Hey.
我叔叔坐了十年牢 My uncle was in prison for ten years.
真的吗? Really?
小伙子 重刑犯如果想赚到六位数 Dude, the o-- the only way for a felon to make six figures
要么去偷 要么就来油田干活 is to steal it or work the patch.
我试过偷窃维生 结果落得和他一样的下场 I tried to steal it, and I ended up right where he was.
不过你知道吗? You know what, though?
努力工作赚钱才是正途 It's better you work for it real hard.
这样的话 没人能抢走你的钱 You know? That way, nobody can take it away-
我能明白 I can see that.
比如说埃尔维奥 他头脑相当聪明 Like, Elvio, he's smart, you know? Real smart.
他没吃过坐牢的苦 直接来这儿干活 He skipped prison and went straight to the patch.
自己买了房 Owns his home.
车贷也还清了 老婆还不用工作 Got his truck paid off. Wife don't work.
你想想24岁就能做到这些的人有几个? I mean, how many 24-year-olds can say that?
-确实不多 -屈指可数 -Not very many. - Not very many-
哦 肉烤好了 Oh, yeah, the meat's ready.
好了 我得挂了 宝贝 Okay, I got to go, baby.
意思是 “一起吃饭吧” That means, "Let's go eat."
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
嘿 把我的啤酒带上 Hey, bring my beer.
开吃吧 伙计 Dig in, man.
这句用西班牙语怎么说? How do you say that in Spanish?
不太贴切 不过... Not really, but, uh,
这么说也行 that'll work.
哦 天呐 太好吃了 Oh, man, that's good.
-很美味 对吧? -嗯哼 -Good, right? -Mm-hmm.
我靠 辣死我了 Holy shit, that's hot.
你还得好好练练吃辣 You got a way to go, son.
这还不是最辣的呢 That's not even the hot one, bro.
这怎么可能呢? How is that not the hot one?
没那么辣吧 你给了他吃了什么? It's not that bad, bro. What'd you give him?
两个鸡巴玉米卷 Dos tacos de verga.
你还好吧 孩子? You okay, son?
-还好 -可别辣死在这儿了 -Yeah. -Don't fucking die here.
天吶 Holy shit.
喝点啤酒吧 兄弟 你没事吧? Man, drink some beer, bro. You good?
好了 我要进屋睡觉了 All right, I'm turning in.
-晚安爸爸 -不 不 你得跟我一起 -Good night, Daddy. -No, no. You're coming with me.
-什么? -你没听错 -What? -That's right.
咱们今天得像以前一样 We're gonna have an old-fashioned sleep-in,
就像你九岁时那样一起睡 like we used to when you were nine.
我才不要跟老爸睡一张床 I'm not sleeping in the same bed as my father.
你睡床上 我睡地上 You sleep in the bed. I'll sleep on the floor.
我就睡在门口的地上 The part of the floor that's directly in front of the door.
呃 我的房间是哪个 诺里斯先生? Uh, where's my room, Mr. Norris?
哦 我给你找了个好地方 Oh, we put you in the junior suite,
就是这张沙发 which is this fucking couch here.
做个好梦 来吧 宝贝 Sweet dreams. Come on, baby.
你这么做没有意义 老爸 You're not preventing anything, Daddy.
该发生的还是会发生 Just postponing it.
你这样只能让欲望不断膨胀 You're just forcing the tension to rise even further.
等他有机会和我独处的时候 You know, there is no telling what I'll let him do to me
我会让他为所欲为的 when he finally has me alone.
你知道吗 你偶尔说的话 You know, every now and then, you say things
总让我想起你妈妈 that harken back the other side of your gene pool.
-你在说妈妈坏话吗? -没错 我就是 -Are you insulting Mama? -Yeah, I am.
你根本就不看好我们俩 对吧? You don't think we're gonna last, do you?
你这衣服有配套的裤子吧? Did that sweatshirt come with pants?
你说套装吗? Like as a set?
老掉牙的人才这么穿 I think that's just for nursing homes.
我爱他 I love him.
亲爱的 年轻的每一段恋爱 Honey, every romantic relationship
都注定会失败的 you'll ever have will be a failure,
除了最后一段 except the last one.
你认为这就是你谈的 Do you think this is the last relationship
最后一段恋爱吗? you're ever gonna have?
我希望是 I want it to be.
每谈一段我们都会这么想 Well, hell, we want all of them to be.
可你觉得会是最后一段吗? Do you think it will be?
他配得上更好的人 He can have anyone.
-该死 你也一样啊 -老爸 -Well, shit, you can, too. -Daddy.
按照你的逻辑 我应该现在就和他分手 By your logic, I should just break up with him now
这样才算及时止损 and spare myself the suffering
然后再等个真命天子从天而降 and just wait for the last one.
不是这样的 It don't work that way.
你要从失败中吸取经验 学会去爱 You got to love your way through the failures.
你永远不知道哪一段是最后一段 You never know if you're in the last one till you're in it.
你当初觉得妈妈是最后一段吗? Did you think Mama was the last one?
当然不是 Shit, no.
亲爱的 我当时都惊讶我们居然能坚持六周 Hell, honey, I was shocked your mom and I lasted six weeks.
那为什么最后谈了这么久? Well, why did it last so long?
跟你想法一样 Same as you.
我是说 虽然我们不合适 I mean, as wrong as we were for each other,
但我爱她 I-I loved her.
我对她总是欲罢不能 Couldn't keep my damn hands off of her.
我现在也还爱她 Shit, I still love her.
要是她别那么聒噪 我明天就能娶她 If she lost the power of speech, I'd marry her again tomorrow.
我从没和他睡过 I've never slept with him.
我们在各种地方都发生过关系 We've had sex just about everywhere you can do it.
宝贝... Honey...
我从没和他睡过 I've never slept with him.
就是... Like, I've...
比如我从来没有在他怀里入睡过.... Like, I've never fallen asleep in his arms or...
也没在他怀中醒来过 like, woken up in them.
爸爸 如果我保证不和他做爱 Daddy, if I promise not to have sex,
我能跟他一起睡沙发吗? can I just sleep with him on the couch?
可以吗? Please?
就只是睡觉? Just sleep?
-你保证? -嗯 -You promise? -Mm-hmm.
我保证 嗯 I do. Mm-hmm.
那沙发是租来的 That couch is a rental.
好 明白了 Okay. Got it.
天啊 我怎么这么心软? Lord, where'd my nuts go?
你是怎么做到的? How'd you pull this off?
-我做了保证? -嗯 保证什么? -I made a promise. -Mm, yeah? What's the promise?
我可以和你睡觉 但我们不能做爱 Well, I can sleep with you, but we can't have sex.
你能保证吗? Can you make that promise?
嗯... Uh...
我很想说不 I'd rather not.
嗯 我知道 宝贝 但你能做到吗? Well, I know baby, but can you make it?
嗯 Mm.
我们可以隔着衣服蹭吗? Can we, can we dry hump?
你可以抱着我 You can hold me.
好吧 我们俩商量一下 Okay, well, let's talk about this.
我是说 你是答应了不做爱 I mean, you promised no sex.
嗯 但是还有很多空子可以钻 Well, that... that leaves out a lot.
谁啊? Yeah?
怎么了? What happened?
看来他不是最后一个 Guess he's not the last one.
他不会知道自己错过了什么 He don't know what he's missing.
来过吧 宝贝 Come on, babe.
来吧 宝贝 躺下 Come on, babe, lay down.
到这儿来 亲爱的 来吧 Come here, honey. Come here.
你怎么总是对的? How come you're always right?
因为我这辈子总是在犯错 "Cause I spent all my life being wrong.
而我深刻吸取了这些教训 I never forgot the lessons.
谢谢 Thank you.
宝贝 Honey.
去他妈的阿拉巴马 Fuck Alabama.
是啊 去他妈的 Yeah. Fuck 'em.
嘿 18寸的太小了 换24寸的 Hey, the 18's too small. Go to 24.
库珀 去把24寸的管钳拿来 Cooper, go get the 24-inch pipe wrench...
哪一个是24寸的? Which one is that?
写着 “24” 的那个 The one that says "24."
去快! Go!
跟你胳膊一样粗的那个 你会找到的 The one the size of your arm. You'll see it.
找到了吗? You got it?
-我还在找 -快一点! -I'm looking. -Hurry up!
-他去拿24寸的了 -我能搞定 -He's bringing the 24. - I got this.
-他磨磨唧唧干嘛呢? -好了 继续吧 -What is he doing? - Okay, here we go.
我找到了 I got it.
他找到24寸的了 He's bringing the 24.
好 这就对了 Okay, that's what it should've been.
哦 是啊 这下没问题了 Oh, yeah. Here we come.
哇啊! Whoa!