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看起来是那样悲伤而孤独 It looks so... sad and lonely.
有生命物种偏好于 The penchant for biological life-forms
将无生命物人性化 非常荒谬 to anthropomorphize inanimate objects is irrational.
我想星球本身一定不觉得自己孤独 I am quite certain the planet is unaware of its solitary status.
这个星系原来有多少颗行星 How many planets were in this system originally?
一共11颗 11 total.
老天 10颗行星被1颗恒星囫囵吞枣 Man, ten planets gobbled up by a hungry star.
当地球被吞噬的时候 我可不想待在那里 Remind me not to be on Earth when that happens to us.
银河系的太阳不会变成超巨星的 Earth's sun will not become a red supergiant
至少在50亿年之内 指挥官 for another five billion years, Commander.
那时候你早就仙逝且被遗忘了 You will be long deceased and forgotten.
但还是会有女子谈起我 There's gonna be some ladies still talking about me.
这么看来真是残酷 我们就在这里 Seems kind of sadistic that all we're here to do
围观一颗无助的行星被烤干蒸发 is watch a helpless planet get vaporized.
星球焚化是星系中最为难得一见的景致 A stellar incineration is one of the rarest sights in the galaxy.
能够如此近距离观察是我们的福气 We are fortunate to observe one at close range.
好了 距离其蒸发还有三天时间 Well, we got three days until that little guy gets fried,
大家可以好好跟它道别 so you all have time to say your goodbyes.
舰长 该行星的大气层 Captain, the planet's atmosphere
已经开始蒸发 is beginning to evaporate.
放大 Magnify.
看看吧 Would you look at that.
等上面的海洋也开始蒸发的时候 When the oceans start going with it,
景色将会更为壮观 we're going to get even more of a show.
舰长 我的工作还有15分钟结束 Captain, my shift ends in 15 minutes.
我请求提前下班 Request permission to leave early.
好的 可以 但你不想看看这景观吗 Yeah, it's fine, but you don't want to see this?
很有意思 但我身体不适 It is very... interesting, but I am not feeling well.
好吧 明天见 All good. We'll see you tomorrow.
你知道吗 他这周第三次早退了 You know, that's the third time this week he's done that.
也许他又怀孕了 Maybe he's pregnant again.
老天 别吧 Ugh. God, no.
怎么 Yes?
柏图斯 是我凯尔登 Bortus, it is Klyden.
你什么时候回家 When will you be home?
抱歉 凯尔登 我又要加班 I am sorry, Klyden, I must work late again.
你这周天天加班 You have worked late every night this week.
你也太辛苦了 回来吧 我做了布丁 It is too much. Come home. I have made pudding.
我必须完成舰上的工作才行 My duties to the ship must be performed.
晚点吃布丁吧 We will have pudding later.
开始柏图斯486号模拟 Begin Simulation Bortus 486.
开始场景 Initiate scenario.
我一直在等你 柏图斯 I've been awaiting you, Bortus.
奥 维 尔 号
第二季 第二集
翻译 屯栗子 艾萨克没头发
翻译 Eunice 吃冰棒 祭品小馒头
翻译 余欢 闲汀 菜菜
翻译 DerbyNinja 老P
翻译 斗斗 不老实的布老师
校对 屯栗子
时间轴 眼睛被辣痛的苏菲 等啊等
后期 受惊吓的渔夫
字幕总监制 屯防脱发剂的栗子
原始欲望
柏图斯 这都几点了 Bortus. What time is it?
很晚了 回去睡觉 It is late. Go back to sleep.
是很晚了 It is very late.
舰长怎么会给你这么多工作 Why must the captain give you so much work?
这不公平 It is not right.
如果舰长要求我工作这么久 If the captain wishes me to work such hours,
那我必须工作这么久 I must comply.
在这艘战舰上你是第三大指挥官 You are third in command aboard this vessel.
你当然可以跟他谈谈此事 Surely, you can speak to him about this.
我现在不想讨论这些 I do not wish to have this argument right now.
我也不想 Neither do I.
我想跟你做爱 I wish to make love.
我工作很累了 需要立刻休息 I'm very tired from my work. I wish to rest immediately.
托帕已经睡着了 他不会醒的 Topa has gone to sleep. He will not awaken.
凯尔登 我没心情 I am not in the mood, Klyden.
你总是没心情 You are never in the mood!
你的工作毁了我们的激情 Your job is ruining the sexual event.
过几天我们俩再睡吧 We will share the sexual event another night.
现在 给我小声说话 不然会吵醒托帕 Now, lower your voice or you will wake Topa.
爸爸 我可以离席了吗 Papa, can I be all done now?
不可以托帕 吃完你的帕卡塔 No, Topa. Finish your plokta.
记着 你要是不吃完 就会死 Remember, if you do not eat, you will die.
柏图斯 我们必须谈谈 Bortus, we must talk.
要很久吗 我很快就要去舰桥 Will it take long? I am due on the bridge very soon.
我要说的很简单 What I have to say is very simple.
我要你多花点时间陪我 I would like you to make more time for me.
我是你的伴侣 我不要跟你的工作 I am your mate, and I do not wish to compete
相提并论 with your work duties.
我会考虑的 I will look into it.
我们稍后再谈 Let us discuss this later.
不 我们现在就谈 No! We will discuss it right now.
请降低你的声音 Please lower the volume of your voice.
别再让我压低声音 Stop telling me to lower my voice!
我受够了你的借口 I grow weary of your evasion.
你在我们生活中的空缺必须得到改变 Your absence in our lives must be addressed.
我得知梅赛舰长和格雷森指挥官 I am told the union of Captain Mercer and Commander Grayson
也因为相似的问题而离婚 was dissolved over similar failings.
他工作太久 跟你一样 He worked far too many hours, as you do.
我们必须从中吸取教训 We must learn from their errors.
我会尽力 I will do my best.
现在 我要上岗了 Now, I must report for duty.
我希望今晚一起吃晚饭 I wish to share the evening meal tonight.
然后谈谈 And to talk.
可以 我们一起吃饭 Very well. We will eat.
今晚见 I will see you this evening.
整个海洋 An entire ocean,
就像炉子里的一壶水一样蒸发 boiled away like a pot of water on a stove.
舰长 星球的内部扫描 Captain, internal scans of the planet
显示可能有戴森粒子矿物沉积 show that there may be deposits of dysonium ore
在表层之下 beneath the surface.
可能还是真有 May be or are?
扫描结果处理很慢 The scans are slow to process,
因为星球已经接近光球 due to the planet's proximity to the photosphere.
然而 我估计可能性有87% However, I would estimate the probability is 87%.
-免费资源哈 -约翰 有没有可能 - Free gas. - John, is there
我们在星球解体之后再收集 any way we could collect it after the planet breaks up?
我们也许可以用大范围的牵引光束 We might be able to use a wide-range tractor beam.
我们可以修改成剔除 We could modify it to weed out
所有包含戴森粒子的碎片 all the fragments containing dysonium.
把它们拖进来 填满起降台 Haul them in, fill up the shuttle bay.
这么多戴森粒子可以提供战舰一年燃耗 That much dysonium could power this ship for a year.
好 开始调整牵引光束吧 All right, start modifying the tractor beam.
艾萨克 去引擎室协助他 Isaac, go to engineering and assist him.
-好的长官 -舰长 - Aye, sir. - Captain.
请求准许提早解散 Request permission to be relieved early.
你又感觉不舒服吗 Are you not feeling well again?
不 我很好 No, I am fine.
我答应凯尔登今晚一起吃饭 I promised Klyden we would spend the evening together.
柏图斯 你这周四次早退了 You know, Bortus, you've left early four times this week.
我知道 不会再发生了 I know. It will not happen again.
本周末我会加班的 And I will put in an extra shift this weekend.
好吧 替我向凯尔登打招呼 All right. Tell Klyden I said hi.
一定传达 I will deliver the message.
你觉得他怎么了 You think something's up with him?
不知道 I don't know.
开始柏图斯497号模拟 Begin Simulation Bortus 497.
你的晚饭 囚犯 Your supper, prisoner.
求你了长官 可以给我一点水吗 Please, sir, may I have some water?
可以 Very well.
我求你把我放出地牢 I beg you to release me from this dungeon.
我没做错什么 I have done nothing wrong.
犯人 你叫什么名字 What is your name, prisoner?
切斯顿 我叫切斯顿 Cheston. My name is Cheston.
你有多想要离开这个监狱 切斯顿 How badly do you want to get out of this prison, Cheston?
非常想 Very badly.
我明早就会被处死 I am to be executed in the morning.
或许我们可以安排一下 Perhaps we can make an arrangement.
不行 我在那方面是处子 No, I cannot. I am a virgin in that way.
那你明早就受死吧 切斯顿 Then you shall die in the morning, Cheston!
等一下 Wait.
如果没有其他办法 If there is no other way,
那我唯有满足你的要求 then I suppose I must do what you ask of me.
你的一切需求 And more.
凯尔登 抱歉我回来晚了 Klyden, I am sorry to be late.
舰桥的战术操作台 There was an unidentified power surge
发生了不明电涌 我不得不... in the bridge tactical console, and I had no choice...
我不管你有什么借口 I do not care about your excuses.
我等了你好几个小时 I have been waiting for you for hours.
今晚本该是你我一起度过 This was supposed to be my night with you.
现在说这些也于事无补 It could not be helped.
我们明天再谈吧 We will talk about this tomorrow.
舰长要求我明早八点到舰桥报到 The captain requires my presence on the bridge at 0800.
我得睡觉了 I must go to bed.
你毁了我们共度的夜晚 You have ruined our night together.
我们至少该做爱吧 Let us at least share the sexual event
好挽救这所剩不多的良宵 so that we may salvage what little is left of the evening.
抱歉 我太累了 I am sorry, I am too tired.
注射二十毫克八苯萘酯 20 milligrams of benoctaline.
将代谢支持增加到八级 Increase metabolic support to level eight.
撑住 柏图斯 Come on, Bortus.
使用最高强度声波除颤 Sonic defibrillation at maximum.
-医生 他... -照做 - Doctor, he's... - Do it.
准备就绪 Clear.
再一次 Again.
他醒了 Here he is.
他会好起来吗 Is he gonna be okay?
应该会的 有那么几秒我们失去他了 I think so. Lost him there for a couple of seconds,
但他现在情况稳定了 but he's stabilized.
我还活着 I am alive.
是啊 多亏了芬恩医生 Yeah, you are, thanks to Dr. Finn.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
这是我的职责 That's my job.
你不该救我的 You should not have done that.
你说什么 Excuse me?
柏图斯 我不知道你是否清楚 Bortus, I don't know if you're aware,
凯尔登企图谋杀你 but Klyden just tried to murder you.
他现在在牢房里 He's in the brig now,
但如果阿罗拉当时没听到你惊叫 but if Alara hadn't heard you scream...
凯尔登在牢房里 Klyden is in the brig?
他不应该待在那 他没做错任何事 He should not be there. He has done nothing wrong.
那将匕首插入你胸膛算什么行为 What do you call plunging a dagger into your chest?
凯尔登是想跟我离婚 Klyden was divorcing me.
跟你离婚 Divorcing you?
莫克兰人想结束婚姻 When a Moclan wishes to end a marriage,
就要终结其伴侣的生命 he terminates the life of his mate.
-你开玩笑的吧 -我没想到 - You're kidding. - I did not realize
他有这么痛苦 he was this unhappy.
等一下 你是说 Wait a minute. You're saying
你们星球的人想离婚 any time somebody on your planet wants a divorce,
都要杀死自己的配偶 they just murder their spouse?
没错 That is correct.
你不该救活我的 You should not have revived me.
少校 我可不习惯让我的病人 Commander, I am not in the habit of letting my patients
在手术台上流血至死 bleed to death on the operating table.
医生 这是我们族人的方式 Doctor, it is our way.
可能在莫克勒斯星上是你这样 It may be your way on Moclus,
但是联盟战舰上不允许出现杀人仪式 but ritual murder isn't gonna fly on a Union ship.
舰长 你一定要放了凯尔登 Captain, you must release Klyden.
不可能 Out of the question.
求你了 Please.
我并不羡慕你目前的处境 梅赛舰长 I don't envy you with this predicament, Captain Mercer,
但星际法庭会批准 but the Admiralty will approve
以你的方式来处理目前的情况 your recommended handling of the situation.
好吧 谢谢 司令 All right, thank you, Admiral.
梅赛退出通话 Mercer out.
为什么莫克兰文化 Why the hell is dealing with Moclan culture
总是这么棘手 always this difficult?
他们弄残自己的女婴 They mutilate their female babies.
离婚时要杀死对方 They kill each other when they want a divorce.
那有人过生日他们会做什么呢 What do they do when it's someone's birthday?
点火烧父母 Light the parents on fire?
我知道我们应该对外星文化持宽容态度 I know we're supposed to be tolerant of alien customs,
但是也该有个限度吧 but man, there's got to be a limit.
-来杯日间酒 -来一杯 - Day drink? - Day drink.
两杯希莱亚绽放威士忌 Two Xelayan Blossom Whiskeys.
舰桥呼叫舰长 Bridge to captain.
请讲 Go ahead.
我一直在观察这个星球的衰变 I have been monitoring the decay of the planet,
我的扫描仪有更重要的发现 and my scans have revealed something rather significant.
什么发现 What is it?
我们在地表下探测到的戴森粒子 The dysonium we detected beneath the surface
可能不是天然形成的 有迹象显示 may, in fact, not be natural. There are indications
那里可能有地下文明存在过 that a subterranean civilization may once have existed.
我认为这确实是个重大发现 I would say that's absolutely significant.
还是一个重大考古发现 And one hell of an archaeological find.
我们有什么办法前去调查呢 Is there any way we can investigate?
如果你是问 If you are inquiring about the possibility
派一支登陆小分队下去的可能性的话 of sending down a landing party,
这个想法非常欠缺考虑 that is a poorly conceived notion.
此项举动将极其危险 It would be exceedingly hazardous
因为该星球靠近恒星 due to the planet's proximity to the star
而且即将解体 and its imminent breakup.
靠 真是个大损失 Damn, what a huge loss.
谁知道那下面会有什么史前文物 Who knows what kinds of artifacts could be down there?
好吧 继续扫描 All right, well, continue scanning,
有进展向我汇报 and keep me apprised.
我尽量不再用自己的 I'll try not to bother you
欠缺考虑的想法困扰你了 with any more poorly conceived notions.
谢谢 长官 我非常忙 Thank you, sir. I am very busy.
真是个混蛋 What a dick.
他就是个高级版的拼读机 去他的 He's a glorified Speak & Spell. Screw him.
进来 Come in.
柏图斯 Bortus.
你怎么出医疗室了 What are you doing out of sickbay?
他执意要来 指挥官 He insisted on coming, Commander.
芬恩医生会给你一份正式的抗议书 You can expect a formal protest from Dr. Finn.
好吧 二位都请坐 All right, both of you have a seat.
谢谢你 阿罗拉 Thanks, Alara.
长官 如果你不介意 我想留下 Sir, if you don't mind, I'd like to stick around,
以防又出现离婚事件 just in case there's another divorce.
没错 好的 Fair enough. All right.
由于考虑到文化因素 Because of the cultural element in play here,
以及很明显柏图斯不愿提起诉讼 and because Bortus apparently does not want to press charges,
凯尔登将不会被起诉 Klyden will not be prosecuted.
尽管如此 联盟战舰上的人 However, people can't just go around
也不可以随意捅伤对方 stabbing each other on a Union ship.
所以 凯尔登 鉴于你袭击联盟官员的 So, Klyden, due to your reckless actions in the assault
鲁莽行为 我命令你于下一个联邦哨站 of a Union officer, you are ordered to disembark
离开奥维尔号 from the Orville at the next Union outpost.
舰长 拜托了 我求你不要这样做 Captain, please, I beg you not to do this.
我必须声援他的请求 舰长 I must add my voice to his plea, Captain.
柏图斯 他想杀了你 Bortus, he tried to kill you.
我说过 他只是在遵循莫克兰人的习俗 As I have said, he was following Moclan custom.
他仍是我的伴侣 He is still my mate.
我们会让这段关系继续 We will make our relationship work.
我们不会像你们一样失败 We will not fail as you did.
-凯尔登 -我道歉 - Klyden! - I-I apologize.
拜托 舰长 再给我一次机会吧 Please, Captain, give me a second chance.
我以我孩子的灵魂起誓 I swear on the soul of my child,
我不会再在这艘星舰上做出暴力行为的 I will never commit a violent act on this ship again.
柏图斯 你真的觉得这样没问题吗 Bortus, you're really okay with this?
是的 舰长 凯尔登和我团结一致 Yes, Captain. Klyden and I stand united.
这真是 这真是疯了 This is... this is insane.
我就不能拥有一艘载着普通人的普通星舰吗 This... I-I can't have a normal ship, with normal people?
就好像 天天都得动刀动枪的 It's like, it's got to be all stabby and-and...
好吧 你知道吗 行 你可以留下来 All right, you know what? Fine. You can stay.
谢谢你 舰长 Thank you, Captain.
但有两个条件 But there are two conditions.
第一 柏图斯 你将被解除职务 one, Bortus, you are relieved of duty until I'm satisfied
直到我满意你们之间的关系为止 this has all been worked out.
并且你们每天 And you will both
都必须和芬恩医生进行夫妻心理咨询 attend daily couples counseling with Dr. Finn.
什么是夫妻心理咨询 What is couples counseling?
你们俩之中有谁明白你们为什么要来这里吗 Do either of you understand why you're here?
因为舰长下了命令 Because the captain has ordered it.
技术上来说 是的 Technically, yes.
但你们知道为什么舰长要下令 But do you know why the captain has ordered you
来让你们进行夫妻心理咨询吗 to attend couples counseling?
为了不让我再捅柏图斯一刀 So I do not stab Bortus again.
那是你们的目标之一 没错 That is one of our goals, yes.
凯尔登已经告诉了舰长 Klyden has already told the captain
他不会再有任何暴力行为了 he will not commit another violent act.
所以还有什么要做的 What more is there to do?
何不让我先解释一下什么叫夫妻心理咨询 Why don't I explain what couples counseling is first,
或许这样就能回答你的问题了 and that might answer your question.
夫妻心理咨询帮助已婚人士 Couples counseling helps married people,
比如你们俩 such as yourselves,
讨论并解决冲突 从而达到 discuss and resolve conflicts with the goal of improving
提升你们长期关系的目的 your long-term relationship.
我是来引导整个过程的 I'm here to guide that process.
我们可以选择自己的武器吗 Will we select our own weapons?
不 这件事不是这么操作的 No. That's not how it works.
让我想想 我该怎样用别的方法表达呢 Let me see. How can I reframe this?
这就像一个和平会议 It's like a peace conference.
你和凯尔登就像停战协议中的交战双方 You and Klyden are the warring factions during a cease-fire,
而我是外交官 and I'm the diplomat.
我相信我理解了 I believe I understand.
-我也是 -很好 - As do I. - Good.
那就让我们开始和平进程吧 好吗 So let's start the peace process, shall we?
凯尔登 告诉我你为什么想杀了柏图斯 Klyden, tell me why you tried to kill Bortus.
因为我想和他离婚 Because I wished to divorce him.
再挖掘的深一点呢 Dig deeper than that.
你对柏图斯感觉如何 How do you feel about Bortus?
我觉得柏图斯不想和我在一起 I feel Bortus does not wish to be with me.
他不再认为我有吸引力了 That he does not find me attractive anymore.
柏图斯 你想如何回应 Bortus, how would you like to respond
刚刚凯尔登说的话呢 to what Klyden is saying?
我认为凯尔登依旧有吸引力 I still find Klyden attractive,
但我最近一直在长时间工作 but I have been working long hours lately,
我回到我们的房间时已经很累了 and I am tired when I return to our quarters.
好的 这话有道理 Okay, that's reasonable.
凯尔登 你明白并接受柏图斯的解释吗 Klyden, do you understand and accept Bortus's explanation?
我觉得可以吧 I suppose I do.
-可以理解 -很好 - Yes. - Good.
现在我们要来做个小练习了 Now we're gonna try a little exercise
我叫它"我声明" I call "I statements."
柏图斯 面向凯尔登 看着他的眼睛 Bortus, face Klyden and look him in the eyes,
告诉他 你仍被他吸引 and tell him that you are still attracted to him.
并且要尽量多用"我"和你的名字 And use "I" And your names as much as possible.
凯尔登 Klyden.
我 柏图斯 仍被你吸引 凯尔登 I, Bortus, am still attracted to you, Klyden.
好 凯尔登 你也看着柏图斯的眼睛 Good. Now, Klyden, I want you to look Bortus in the eyes
接受他刚告诉你的话 and accept what he has told you.
柏图斯 我 凯尔登 接受你 Bortus. I, Klyden, accept that you,
柏图斯 仍被我 凯尔登所吸引 Bortus, are still attracted to me, Klyden.
很好 那我们今天就到这了 Great. Now, when we're done today,
我给你俩布置两份家庭作业 I have two homework assignments for you.
首先 把开心的事列出一个清单 First, make a fun list.
写下十件你们都喜欢做的有趣的事情 Write down ten fun things you both like doing,
每周争取做到一件 and try to check off one thing every week.
这个清单的作业我很喜欢 This fun list excites me.
我们列一个吧 We will make one.
然后 柏图斯 Second, Bortus,
我要你每天抽出一小时 I need you to set aside one hour a day
只用来陪凯尔登 that's just for Klyden.
这不过分吧 Does that sound reasonable?
好 每天一小时 Yes. One hour per day.
好的 我觉得我们有所进步了 Okay. I think we're making some progress.
夫妻心理咨询很有效 The couples counseling was quite productive.
我们要今晚吃完饭就列下清单吗 Shall we make our fun list over dinner tonight?
好的 Yes.
我得向舰长汇报很多维护保养项目 I must brief the captain on a number of maintenance items
所以不当值的时候也要去工作 that require attention while I am off duty.
我们晚上六点在住处见 I will meet you in our quarters at 1800 hours.
到时候见 I shall see you there.
开始柏图斯931号模拟 Begin Simulation Bortus 931.
柏图斯 你好 Hello, Bortus.
我是古纳尔医生 I am Dr. Gulnar.
今天有什么可以帮到你的 How can I help you today?
我不知道为什么耳朵里有些疼 I have a pain in my ear, and I do not know what is causing it.
这样啊 Hmm. I see.
你要不脱下病号服 我检查下 Why don't you take off your gown and we will have a look.
你可以转过身去 靠在病床上吗 Could you please turn around and lean on the table?
我要开始检查了 I will begin the examination.
我觉得我找到病因了 I think I may have found the problem.
疼痛有缓解吗 Is the pain subsiding?
结束模拟 End simulation.
中尉 可以跟你说几句吗 Lieutenant. May I speak with you?
当然 有什么可以帮到你的
我听说你们做出的 I am told your people are known for creating
全星系最受欢迎的 some of the most sought-after
色情模拟是最有名的 pornographic simulations in the galaxy.
兄弟 你懂的
怎么了 你想玩点刺激的吗
你声音放小点 Lower your voice.
对不起啦
你可以帮我弄一个这样的模拟么 Could you obtain a simulation for me?
取决于你想要什么样的
我想要与众不同的 I require something out of the ordinary.
哪种"与众不同"
我们有双胞胎的 跨物种的 起降台三P的
奎尔丰满主妇们 巡洋舰厕所激战
不是 是简单点的 No. Something simpler.
我只是不想这么无趣 I just do not want to be bored.
有什么特殊要求吗
莫克兰人 要许多莫克兰人 Moclans. Many of them.
所有人一起 要很刺激 All at once, ready to be adventurous.
没问题 你想来点药配着使用吗
什么 What?
算了 老实人
你确定这里没错吗 Are you sure there's no mistake about this?
我已对扫描日志重新分析了好几次 I have reanalyzed the scanner logs multiple times.
地下文明依然存在 The subterranean civilization is still active.
那下面怎么可能还有东西活着 How the hell can anything be alive down there?
阿罗拉 有什么办法可以呼叫他们吗 Alara, is there any way we can hail them?
有很多来自这颗星的干扰 但我可以试试 There's a lot of interference from the star, but I can try.
我找到信号了 只能用语音 老式的短波 I have a link. It's audio only, old-style shortwave,
但频道是畅通的 but the channel's open.
呼叫在地表下任何能听到我声音的人 To anyone below the surface who can hear the sound of my voice,
我是奥维尔号星舰的艾德·梅赛舰长 this is Captain Ed Mercer of the starship Orville.
收到请回答 Please respond.
你刚刚说的是星舰吗 Did you say a starship?
是的 我们正在环绕你的行星飞行 Yes. We're in orbit around your planet.
请问现在说话的是谁 Who am I speaking to?
我是哈兰·瑞斯 This is Hallan Theece,
尼克森人的第一部长 First Minister of the Nyxian people.
但是你们从哪里来 But where have you come from?
其实我们来自许多不同的地方 Many different places, actually.
我来自一颗叫地球的行星 I'm from a planet called Earth.
另一颗行星 Another planet.
这怎么可能 How is that even possible?
我们的科学家总像这样猜测 但是... Our scientists always speculated about such things, but...
瑞兹部长 你清楚将发生... Minister Theeze, are you aware of what's happening to...
-我觉得她说的是瑞斯 -什么 - I think she said Theece. - Huh?
我觉得她说的是瑞斯 是"S"的音 I think she said Theece, with a short "S" sound.
-我刚说的是什么 -瑞兹 - What did I say? - Theeze.
-有什么区别 -瑞斯 就像铁丝 - What's the difference? - Theece, like peace.
就像"瑞斯斯 铁丝丝" Like "Theece's Pieces".
同志们 Hey, you know what, guys,
这位女士的行星就要毁灭了 this woman's planet is about to die.
我们可以专心解决问题吗 Maybe we focus on that, huh?
部长 你清楚你的世界将发生什么吗 Minister, are you aware of what's happening to your world?
是的 一个世纪前 Yes. A century ago,
我们发现我们的太阳即将在100年内 we discovered that our sun was going to engulf Nyxia
吞噬尼克森星 within 100 years.
我们没有太空旅行的技术 We have no method of space travel,
所以我们在地下寻求避难 so we sought refuge underground.
我是凯莉·格雷森指挥官 This is Commander Kelly Grayson.
部长 你们那里有多少人 Minister, how many of you are there?
我们的文明仅剩75人 75 is all that is left of our civilization.
我们正等待不可逃脱的命运降临 We are... awaiting the inevitable.
如果可以的话我们想帮助你们 We want to help you if we can.
我们的扫描显示你们的行星 Our scans indicate that your planet
将在24小时后开始解体 won't begin to disintegrate for another 24 hours.
太快了 So soon.
时间不多了 That's... that's not much time.
我们正在努力 等有更多信息时 We're working on it. We'll contact you
我们会联系你 梅赛通话完毕 when we have more information. Mercer out.
我们有什么办法 What are our options?
我们需要一艘联盟疏散战舰 Well, we need a Union evac vessel.
可以在那里降落 把他们接出来 Something that can go down there and pick them up.
没时间了 我们离得太远了 There's no time. We're too far out.
用穿梭艇怎么样 How about a shuttle?
穿梭艇太小 无法在这么近的距离 A shuttle is too small to withstand
承受那颗星的重力 the gravitational stress of the star at such close range.
如果我们把防护罩增至最强呢 What if we fortified the crap out of the deflectors?
征用除了生命维持系统外的所有电力 Divert all power but life support?
我们可以将奥维尔号驶至更近的轨道上 Hey, we could move the Orville into a closer orbit,
最短化太空舱的飞行时间 minimize the shuttle's flight time.
这或许能行 It is possible.
一共75人 我们必须得 75 people, we'd have to make
来回两三次才能把他们都救出来 two or three trips to get them all out.
好吧 我们行动起来 All right, let's make it happen.
我弄到你要的东西了
-指挥官好 -你好 - Hi, Commander. - Hi!
你的人干活真快 谢谢 Your people work fast. Thank you.
是我一个朋友做的
他通常不会收到联盟官员的请求
所以我想他是要给你留个好印象
他让你帮他向你朋友多宣传
不行 No.
穿梭艇还要多久能准备好 How soon before the shuttle's ready?
-大概还要九小时 -好吧 - About nine hours. - Okay, well,
确保做到万无一失 因为你知道 make sure you do the job right, because you know
舰长会让谁来驾驶这玩意儿 who the captain's going to ask to pilot the thing.
两块腊肠披萨 Two slices of pepperoni pizza.
天哪 这是什么 Oh, God! What is that?
这绝对不是披萨 Sure as hell isn't pizza.
拉玛呼叫总控室 Ugh... Lamar to engineering.
派个技术员到食堂来 Send a technician to the mess hall.
再带个可以铲东西的工具过来 And something to scoop up with.
我希望你很高兴 柏图斯 I hope you are pleased, Bortus.
我们希望能够带给你快乐 It is our wish to bring you pleasure.
我很快乐 I am very pleased.
我不想结束 I do not want this to end.
那就不要结束 Then do not end it.
-柏图斯 -凯尔登 - Bortus! - Klyden!
凯尔登 等等 等等 Klyden, wait! Wait!
柏图斯 你知道色情成瘾是什么吗 Bortus, do you understand what a porn addiction is?
我知道 I believe so.
你让我感到恶心 柏图斯 You disgust me, Bortus.
要不是我答应了舰长 If I had not promised the captain otherwise,
我会立刻再捅你一刀 I would stab you again right now.
凯尔登 我明白你很难过 Klyden, I understand that you're upset,
你也完全有理由难过 and you have every right to be.
但色情成瘾是一种病 就像别的病一样 But porn addiction is a disease, just like any other.
所以我们得带着同情和理解 So we need to treat his condition
来治疗他的病情 with compassion and understanding.
我能通过打针来治愈这种病吗 Is there an injection I can receive to cure this disease?
-你已经被射的够多了 -凯尔登 拜托 - You have had enough injections. - Klyden, please.
这样没法解决问题 That's not going to help resolve this.
柏图斯 你还记得你的模拟强迫症 Bortus, do you remember when your compulsion
是从什么时候开始的吗 to visit the simulator began?
凯尔登 你还记得柏图斯什么时候开始 Klyden, do you recall when Bortus began
对性爱失去兴趣的吗 losing interest in sex?
托帕进行了手术 It was not long after Topa underwent the procedure
变成男性之后不久 to become a male.
他说的没错 He is correct.
就是在那段时间我第一次开始将模拟器 It was around that time I first began using the simulator
用于性爱 for the sexual event.
我明白了 I see.
你们俩讨论过多少莫克勒斯星发生的事 How much have you two discussed what happened on Moclus?
自从法庭仲裁之后我们讨论过很多次 We discussed it many times since the tribunal.
我们都同意要向前看 We agreed to move on.
着眼于未来 To focus on the future.
柏图斯 Bortus,
你觉得你真的向前看了吗 do you feel that you have truly moved on?
我可能没有 Perhaps I have not.
我时常看着托帕 想着要是 I often look at Topa, and I wonder
我能更努力抗争让他继续做一个女性就好了 if I should have fought harder to keep him female.
但是我无能为力 But there was nothing more I could have done.
没人能阻止发生在她身上的一切 No one could have stopped what happened to her
除了凯尔登 但是他没阻止 except Klyden, and he did not.
我恨你 凯尔登 I resent you, Klyden.
我恨你让我们的孩子经历这种事 I resent what you put our child through.
我不知道我是否能重新开始 And I do not know if I can ever move on.
梅赛呼叫总控室 Mercer to engineering.
穿梭艇的升级情况如何 What's the status of the shuttle upgrade?
还在继续升级 船长 It's moving along, Captain.
差不多十小时后就能完成 Should be done in about ten hours, give or take.
主管 十个小时后那个星球都消失了 Chief, that planet will be gone in ten hours.
-给你五个小时 -长官 这是不可能的 - Make it five. - Sir, that's impossible.
化腐朽为神奇 梅赛结束通话 Make it possible. Mercer out.
你知道我上周发现了什么吗 You know what I just found out last week?
我和船长的生日是同一天 The captain and I have the same birthday.
阿罗拉 帮我接通瑞斯部长 Alara, patch me through to Minister Theece.
通话频道已打开 Audio channel open.
部长 我是梅赛船长 Minister, this is Captain Mercer.
你能听到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
能 船长 能听到 Yes, Captain, I'm here.
我只是打来看看地下的情况如何 I just thought I'd check in and see how things are underground.
-有什么变化吗 -有 - Any changes? - Yes.
地震次数增加 There's been a rise in the number of quakes,
小型裂变导致电力中断 我... and small fissions have caused power disruptions. And I...
部长 你听得到我说话吗 Minister? Can you hear me?
阿罗拉 怎么回事 Alara, what's happening?
正在检查 长官 Checking, sir.
没有来自该星球的额外干扰 There's no additional interference from the planet.
-而是我们这里的问题 -原因是什么 - It's something on our end. - Cause?
某个奇怪的脉冲故障 Some kind of weird glitch.
无法重新启动 It won't reinitialize.
食物合成器好像也是这样 Sounds like the food synthesizer.
今天到处都出现了脉冲故障 Thing was glitching all over the place today.
它给我们做了个大便匹萨 Made us a poop pizza.
艾萨克 运行电脑诊断程序 Isaac, run a computer diagnostic,
看看是否与此有关联 see if there's any connection.
扫描证实了有电脑病毒的存在 船长 Scans have confirmed the presence of a computer virus, Captain.
哪里来的病毒 From where?
似乎是源头是三号环境模拟器 It appears its origin is environmental Simulator 3.
已上传了一个未经授权的外来程序 An unauthorized foreign program has been uploaded.
是谁上传的 By who?
授权码为52891 Authorization 5-2-8-9-1.
是柏图斯指挥官 长官 Commander Bortus, sir.
我看看我是否能访问该程序 I'm going to see if I can access the program.
欢迎来到快乐港湾 Welcome to the Cove of Pleasure.
我们唯一的愿望就是带给您愉悦 Our only wish is to bring you ecstasy.
好吧 我知道这对我们来说都很尴尬 Okay, now, I know this is awkward for all of us,
但是此刻 我们要专心解决这个病毒 but at the moment, we need to focus on this virus.
我简直羞愧难当 船长 I am ashamed beyond measure, Captain.
柏图斯 这个话题我们之后再讨论 Bortus, that is a whole other conversation that comes later,
但是这肯定会让我们俩都很不自在 and it's not going to be pleasant for either of us.
没事的 每个人时不时都会这样 It's okay, dude. Everybody does it sometimes.
今早我自己进了城 I went to town on myself this morning.
所以我现在看起来很轻松 It's why I look so relaxed right now.
天呐 这艘战舰真恶心 God, this whole ship is gross.
我需要解决方案 Look, I need solutions, all right?
我要知道我们如何阻止病毒 I want to know how we stop this virus.
温克中尉已经提供了模拟程序的原始数据 Lieutenant Unk has provided the origin data for the simulation.
我编写了一个程序 应该可以消除病毒 I have written a program that should eradicate the virus
以免其影响到更多战舰上的系统 before it affects any more of the ship's systems.
很好 尽快安装程序 Good. Get it installed as quickly as possible.
主管 穿梭艇准备好了吗 Chief, is the shuttle ready?
电力已经重新分配 The power's been rerouted,
并且我们已将防护罩增强至最大化 and we've maximized the deflectors.
-怎么了 -有一个问题 - What's wrong? - There's a problem.
升级的导向板能屏蔽掉绝大多数辐射 The upgraded deflectors will block out most of the radiation,
但还是会漏掉一些 but not all of it.
登陆小分队从下飞船到进入地底入口 And anyone in the landing party will be fully exposed
这段时间会完全暴露在辐射中 when they move from the shuttle to the subterranean access port.
有多严重 How bad?
是被太阳晒伤那样 Like, "Ouch, I got a sunburn bad,"
还是像打开了约柜那样严重 or "I just opened the Ark of the Covenant" Bad?
像约柜那个 或者是脸被融化掉那样 The Ark. Like, melty-faced awfulness.
那我们怎么办 我们怎么救他们 So, what do we do? How do we save those people?
船上只有两名工作人员 There are only two officers on board who may be able
有可能抵挡这种辐射 to withstand the radiation:
艾萨克和柏图斯 Isaac... and Bortus.
这么说你可以回来上班了 少校 Well, Commander, looks like you're back on duty.
指挥官 有件事我想问你 Commander, I am curious about something.
-什么 -关于你 - What? - Your addiction
对虚拟色情的沉迷 to pornographic stimuli.
我一直认为生物有机体的 My understanding of the sexual proclivities
性需求是很小的 of biological organisms is quite fractional.
我不想谈这个话题 I do not wish to discuss it.
这个话题让你不开心的原因 Is the topic of pornography an unpleasant one
是因为你遭受的严重羞辱 due to the severe humiliation your character has suffered
和这件事对你和凯尔登的关系造成的 and the seemingly irreversible and very public damage
不可逆转的伤害吗 it has done to your relationship with your life-mate Klyden?
我已经够丢人的了 I have been shamed enough.
我不会回答你的问题 I will not answer your questions.
你无须惭愧 You need not blame yourself.
你是原始有机生物 You are a primitive organism.
我只是想拓展一下 I simply wish to expand
我对生物行为冲动的认识 my understanding of the behavioral impulse.
你觉得你比我们聪明吗 You think you are smarter than us?
-那你自己想 -我发现 - Figure it out on your own. - I am aware
经过数亿年的进化 that billions of years of evolution
形成了你们渴望繁殖的 have programmed your chemical mechanisms
化学机理 with a desire to breed fruitfully.
我很好奇那是一种什么感觉 I am curious to know how it feels.
那是一种 It is... a call...
来自心底的呼唤 from deep within.
就像婴儿寻找母亲的乳头一样 Like a baby seeking its mother's teat.
那种感觉就像是世间一切都已与我无关 It feels as if nothing else in the world matters but...
只有满足身体的需求和渴望 satisfying the urge and achieving the goal
才是唯一重要的事情 my body has demanded of me.
这种感觉忽隐忽现 Then, as quickly as it began, it is complete,
醒来时只留下一个疲惫空虚的躯壳 leaving a worn-out shell in its wake.
我仅有的感觉 And the only feeling I am left with,
仅有的意识 就是 the only thing I know, is that...
我内心的什么已经死了 a death has occurred.
我明白了 I see.
看来接受治疗对你来说是个明智的选择 It is prudent that you are in therapy.
准备着陆 Prepare for landing.
入口就在那里 There is the access port.
分离引擎 Disengaging engines.
欢迎来到尼克森 Welcome to Nyxia.
我是瑞斯部长 I'm Minister Theece.
拉玛呼叫舰桥 Lamarr to bridge.
请讲 Go ahead, Chief.
指挥官 这里有个问题 Commander, we got a problem.
从操作系统到主引擎 The virus has knocked out
已经全部感染了病毒 computer interfaces to main engineering.
艾萨克没把问题解决掉吗 I thought Isaac took care of it.
他的程序不管用 病毒还在继续散播 His program isn't working. The virus is still spreading.
我打算试着把病毒源 I'm gonna try and isolate
隔离在三号模拟器 the source matrix down in Simulator 3.
船长 还有个问题 Captain, we have another problem.
好极了 什么事 Oh, neat. What is it?
扫描显示该行星地核 Scans are showing accelerated instability
活跃进程加快 in the planet's core.
长官 这行星要四分五裂了 Sir, it's breaking up.
我们必须带你们的人离开这颗行星 We must get your people off the planet.
你们应该有防辐射服吧 I assume you have radiation suits.
确实有 够我们所有人穿 We do, yes. Enough for all of us.
很好 我们的太空舱能装下三十人 Good. Our shuttle will hold 30 of you,
我们必须马上让第一批人员登船 so we will need to begin loading the first group immediately.
指挥官 我刚与舰长通过话 Commander, I have just spoken to the captain.
该行星的瓦解进程 The planet's breakup is accelerating
比预计的要快 faster than expected.
我们的时间只够一个来回 We will only have time for one trip.
但我们有七十五人 But there's 75 of us.
很抱歉 部长 I am sorry, Minister.
你得从你的人民中选出三十人 You will have to select 30 of your people.
我们没法救下其他人 We will not be able to save the others.
你能从地震中救下我们吗 Are you gonna save us from the shakes?
你试试看能不能越过存储电路* See if you can goose the memory circuits
分析一下病毒的算法 and analyze the algorithms of the virus.
好 给我点时间 Okay, give me a minute.
我想带给你一场色情的盛宴 I wish to bring you erotic pleasure.
天啊 你是在开玩笑吧 Oh, my God. You got to be kidding me.
让我们体验性爱盛事吧 Let us experience the sexual event.
我对天发誓 再也不要看黄片了 I swear to God, I'm never looking at porn again.
你好 我是丹 Hi. I'm Dann.
肯定有更文明的方式 Surely, there is a more civilized means
来选出将要被蒸发的人 of selecting those who will be evacuated.
我不知道 但这是他们的方式 I do not know, but it is their way.
随机抽取名字 这效率非常低 A random drawing of names is quite inefficient.
更明智的做法应该是选出 It would be wiser to select the members of the society
智力等级最高的社会成员 who possess the highest degree of intelligence.
我或许是个原始有机生物 I may be a primitive organism,
但我很高兴我与你不同 but I am happy I am not like you.
抽选结束了 The lottery is finished.
这三十人将随你们的飞船离开 These 30 will go with you to your ship.
很好 我们必须立即出发 Very well. We must leave now.
你本可以加上你自己的 You could have included yourself.
你是首席部长 You're the First Minister.
你也知道这样不对 You know that would be wrong.
请你理解我 亲爱的 Please understand, my love.
与纳西斯在他乡好好生活吧 Make a life out there with Nathius.
在群星间的美满人生 A beautiful life among the stars.
这些日子我们不能一起度过了 All the days we'll never have.
你心中填满了我们共度过的日子 Your heart is full of the days we did.
把这些记忆带走吧 That's what you take with you.
快走吧 Now go.
我们必须马上出发了 It is imperative that we depart.
我们安全了 We are clear.
设定对接航线 Setting course for docking.
起降台报告 对接成功 Shuttle bay reports docking complete.
很好 All right.
戈登 带我们去条宽敞的航线 Gordon, move us out to a wide orbit.
是 长官 Aye, sir.
舰长 驾驶台没有反应 Captain, helm is not responding.
-什么 -我无法控制高度了 - What? - I've lost attitude control.
这颗恒星的引力井正将我们拉下去 The star's gravity well is pulling us in.
舰桥呼叫艾萨克 Bridge to Isaac.
你的反病毒程序没有起作用 Your antiviral program didn't do jack.
-我们失去对驾驶台的控制了 -我马上 - We've lost helm control. - I am on my way
去环境模拟器协助拉玛主管 to assist Chief Lamarr in the simulator.
-戈登 有多少时间 -我想再有六分钟 - Gordon, how much time? - I'd say six minutes
我们就要被烤焦了 and we're a baked potato.
舰体温度2500度 仍在上升 Hull temperature is 2,500 degrees and rising.
病毒矩阵在不断重制 The viral matrix keeps resetting.
我无法将其隔离 我需要艾萨克 I can't stay ahead of it. I need Isaac.
让我来舒缓你对激情的渴望 Let me quench your thirst for passion.
我不渴 I'm not thirsty.
主管 我可以协助你吗 Chief, may I assist you?
当然 谢谢 正是时候 快来吧 Yes, thank you. Just in time. Get in there.
防护罩已消失 Deflectors are gone.
右舷舰体受损 Starboard hull integrity compromised.
天啊 我们要烧起来了 My God, we're burning up.
各部门汇报结构损坏 All sections reporting structural damage.
艾萨克 汇报 Isaac, talk to me.
我启动了反病毒程序 I have initiated a counter-virus.
稍后才能判断其有效性 It will take a moment to determine its effectiveness.
还剩15秒 舰长 15 seconds, Captain.
病毒已被清除 The virus has been eradicated.
-航向控制恢复 -快带我们离开这里 - Helm control restored! - Get us out of here now.
你的头非常光滑 Your head is very smooth
非常性感 and very sensuous.
莫克兰人身体的适应性 I never cease to be impressed
总是令我惊叹 by the resilience of the Moclan body.
你的辐射吸收量极小 Your radiation absorption is minimal.
两三次治疗 你就没事了 Two or three treatments, and you're clean.
舰长 指挥官 Captain. Commander.
柏图斯 刚被烤过 你看起来还不错 Bortus. You look good for a guy who's been cooked.
谢谢 长官 我感觉很好 Thank you, sir. I feel quite well.
很高兴听到这个 因为我有话要对你说 I'm glad you're well, because I have something to say to you.
我从没见过像你这样 I have never witnessed an officer behave
表现得轻率 自私 with such carelessness, selfishness
彻头彻尾地愚蠢的舰员 and downright stupidity as you have.
你没头脑的行动直接导致你 As a direct result of your thoughtless actions,
差点毁掉这艘战舰 you almost destroyed this entire ship
害死舰上所有成员 and all members of her crew.
我同意 长官 I agree, sir.
我想提交我的辞呈 即刻生效 I wish to tender my resignation, effective immediately.
驳回 Rejected.
长官 Sir?
你今天的表现 Your performance today
展现出了极大地胆量与勇气 exhibited tremendous courage and valor
这正是联邦传统的精髓 in the finest Union tradition.
你冒着生命危险拯救了30条人命 You saved 30 lives by risking your own.
抛开色情病毒不谈 我很感激 Porn virus aside, I am very grateful
有你在舰上 to have you on board.
谢谢你 长官 Thank you, sir.
好好休息 Get some rest.
明早你恢复全职 You're back on full-time duty in the morning.
芬恩医生告诉我 Dr. Finn tells me
星球表面的辐射没有对你造成任何影响 you've experienced no effects from the planet's surface.
这不完全正确 That is not entirely true.
我不明白 你不舒服吗 I do not understand. Are you not well?
我很好 I am fine.
不 No.
我不...好 I am not... fine.
我是个糟糕的伴侣 I have been a bad mate.
我对你不尊重 I have been disrespectful.
我没有说出自己的想法 Instead of speaking my mind aloud,
而是退缩到幻想的世界中 I have retreated into a fantasy world.
芬恩医生说 如果你说出来 就能解脱 Dr. Finn says, if you talk about it, you get rid of it.
凯尔登 Klyden.
我不知道我是否会完全接受 I do not know that I will ever be fully at peace
托帕身上发生的事 with what happened to Topa.
但是今天 我看到的事情... But today, I witnessed events that...
我的人生中能有你和托帕非常幸运 I am very fortunate to have you and Topa in my life.
我不想再次失去你 And I do not wish to lose you again.
我也不想失去你 I do not wish to lose you, either.
我想要我们一家人今晚团聚 I would like our family to be together tonight.
我也想 As would I.