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这唱片机你一直有吗 How long you had that thing?
我上周用电脑程序做出来的 Had the computer replicate it last week.
我想让这里更热闹一点 I'm trying to warm the place up a little bit, you know?
营造一种气氛 Get a nice vibe going.
营造夜晚爵士乐 酒吧伤心男的气氛吗 The late-night jazz, depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe?
这个我可以帮忙 I can help you with that.
-请用 -谢谢 - There you go. - Thanks.
再这样下去 Yeah, I'm gonna have to request
我得专门为你多要一次货了 舰长 an extra monthly shipment of this stuff just for you, Cap.
你知道最糟糕的日子是什么吗 You know what the worst days are, Olix?
不忙的日子 The days when you can't stay busy.
没有奎尔找事 也没有太空反常事件 No Krill confrontations, no spatial anomalies,
完全风平浪静 just nothing going on
所以满脑子都在想自己的事 and all your thoughts just march inward.
大多数时间都这样 So most days.
介意我加入吗 Mind if I join you?
阿罗拉 请坐 多来一块肝脏也不错 Alara. No. Pull up a chair. I can use an extra liver.
希莱亚人没有肝脏 Xelayans don't have livers.
给我来双份 I'll have a double...
双份希莱亚龙舌兰 慢用 Double Xelayan tequila. Here you go.
天哪 我来得有这么频繁吗 Oh, boy. Am I that much of a lush?
你要是想一个人待着 我可以走 If you want to be alone, I could take off.
不用 没事 No, no, you're all good.
我只是最近经常看你来这里 It's just, um, I see you in here a lot lately, you know?
下班之后 After hours.
天哪 难道大家开始谈论我了 Oh, my God, don't tell me the crew is talking.
不 完全没有 只是... No, no, nothing like that. It's just...
我知道这不关我的事 Look, I know it's none of my business,
但你要是需要倾诉 我有两只尖尖的大耳朵 but if you ever need an ear, I've got two, big, pointy ones.
谢谢你的关心 但我说不出什么 No, that's nice of you, but there's nothing I can tell you
全战舰的人都知道了 the whole crew doesn't already know.
相信我 我能懂 Believe me, I get it.
我已经习惯人们谈论我的爱情生活了 I'm used to people talking about my love life.
其实 有时候我觉得我们俩 You know, there are times when I feel like you and I are
是这艘战舰上最像的两个人 more alike than any two people on the ship.
为什么 How so?
我们都知道自己很擅长分内工作 Well, we both know we're good at our jobs
但好像又只有我们两个人 and yet we also seem to be the only two people
心里总有个声音 悄悄地说 who are haunted by this little voice that's always whispering
我们不配在这艘战舰上 that we don't really deserve to be here.
-以及我们都是酒鬼 -等等 又来人了 - And we're both alcoholics. - Heads up. It's a party.
柏图斯 请坐 Hey, Bortus. Pull up a chair.
我并无饮用的欲望 长官 I do not wish to imbibe, sir.
我是来请求更改航线的 I am here to request that we alter course.
更改航线 去哪里 Alter course? To where?
-莫克勒斯星 -等一下 - Moclus. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.
不是又有孩子的事情吧 This is, this is not another baby thing, is it?
不长官 你知道莫克兰人每年排尿一次吧 No. Sir, you are aware that Moclans urinate only once per year.
-我知道 -我到时间了 - I am, yeah. - It is my time.
你之前不是苦恼没事干吗 Well, you wanted something to do.
奥 维 尔 号
第二季 第一集
翻译 阿p 艾萨克的猪叫
翻译 Eunice 菜菜
翻译 吃冰棒 闲汀
翻译 余欢 老P
翻译 暴走小罐头 布塔 屯栗子
校对 布塔 屯栗子
时间轴 紫夏 2019的顺利啾
后期 渔夫
字幕总监制 屯栗子
迦 罗 迦
各位 我知道大家听完这件事 Okay. Now, I know this is gonna sound
大概会觉得很疯狂 utterly insane to most of you
而且你们的第一反应是笑 and your first instinct may be to laugh,
但我们必须严肃对待 but we're all going to take this seriously,
我不希望听到大家开玩笑 so I don't want to hear any jokes,
也不许嘲讽和挖苦 no snide remarks, nothing.
接下来 凯莉 Now... Kelly?
我们将改道前往莫克勒斯星 We're diverting course to Moclus
共同...围观柏图斯尿尿 to... watch Bortus pee.
这件事能不能说得更清楚点 You want to, you want to elaborate on that?
抱歉我来晚了 舰长 I am sorry to be late, Captain.
柏图斯 你来的正是时候 No, Bortus, actually, you're just in time.
我觉得最好由你来向大家解释这个仪式 I think it's best if you explain the ceremony to the group.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
莫克兰人每年都有一次要迎接迦罗迦 Once a year, every Moclan must prepare for his Ja'loja,
大释放 the Great Release.
他们必须前往那卡福地 They must travel to their N'kafas,
那是他们幼时挑选的地方 a place they select during childhood.
莫克兰人会在亲人朋友的陪伴下在那里排尿 There, amidst family and friends, a Moclan urinates,
这代表着涤净灵魂 signifying a cleansing of the spirit
也昭示着新一年的开始 and the beginning of a new year in his life.
你们都是我的好朋友 我希望你们来参加 As you are my closest friends, I would like you to be there.
要是那天刮风怎么办 What if it's, like, a windy day?
仪式过后会举办庆祝宴会 The ceremony is followed by a celebration
我已经向舰长申请 for which the captain has allowed the use
借用奥维尔号食堂 of the Orville's mess hall.
你们都可以带人来参加 You are all invited to attend with a mate.
好的 谁有问题吗 Okay. Any questions?
我有一大堆 但我不会问的 Yeah, like a million, but I'm not gonna ask.
联盟中心已经允许此次改道 Union Central has granted clearance for the diversion
因为路线途径58号岗哨 as the course aligns with outpost 58,
正如你们所知 我们将 where, as you all know, we're scheduled
有一位新暗物质制图师上船 to take on board our new dark matter cartographer.
柏图斯 如果你需要时间做准备 And Bortus, if you need any time off to make preparations,
让自己更放松地迎接大释放 feel free to relieve yourself.
没关系的老兄 No, it's-it's okay, man.
-他开玩笑呢 -好了就这样 - He's just taking the piss out of you. - Okay, that's it.
解散 结束 拜拜不送 Dismissed. We're done. We're done.
请进 Come in.
我知道我们最近不怎么讲话 Listen, I know we haven't talked much lately,
但我想跟你谈谈关于我们的事 but I want to have a conversation with you about us.
晓得不 拉倒吧 你不用讲了 You know what? Stop right there. You don't have to say it.
-不用我讲 -不用你讲 - I don't? - No, you don't.
我深夜一直沉浸在酒精里 Look, I have been drowning in late-night bourbons
已经很久不在状态了 and I haven't been myself for a while.
我应该跟你谈谈的 但我没有 I should've communicated with you and I didn't.
那是完全可以理解的 That's totally understandable.
但是 让我讲完 But-but let me finish. Let me finish.
如果你想再试一次 我愿意 If you want to give this another shot, I'm in.
我在约会了 I'm seeing someone.
我的神啊 Oh, my God.
-我像个白痴 -不 你不像 - I am, I am an idiot. - No. No, you're not.
-我是个彻头彻尾的大混球 -艾德你不是 - I am a complete and total jackass. - Ed, you are not an idiot.
-听我说 -那是谁 - Listen to me. - Who-who-who is it?
-你跟谁约会 -不要在意这些细节 - Who are you seeing? - It's not important.
-怎么 难道我认识 -这无关紧要 - Why? Is it someone I know? - It's not important.
你会见到他的 我就是想提前告诉你一下 Look, you're gonna meet him. I just, I wanted you to know.
-哪儿 我会在哪儿见他 -我在 - Where? Wh-where am I gonna meet him? - I was...
我在考虑带他来柏图斯的迦罗迦派对 I was thinking about bringing him to Bortus's Ja'loja party
我不希望你措手不及 and I-I didn't want you to be caught off guard.
这事儿有多久了 How long has this been going on?
-大概一个月 -一个月 - About a month. - A month?!
艾德 我知道我们的事对你来说很不容易 Ed, I know what happened between us has been hard on you
我不知道 也许我就是 and I don't know, I guess I just,
我想给你时间治愈自己 I wanted to give you time to heal a bit.
你真的是完全 Wow. You-you really do not know
读不懂我的心 对吧 what is going on in my head, do you?
凯莉 这不是什么治愈 向前看的事情 Kelly, this is not a heal up and move on kind of thing.
懂吗 我还爱你 Okay? I still love you.
我还没能回过神来 I-I haven't been able to function.
我一直琢磨着怎么让大脑忙碌起来 I've been trying to figure out how to keep my brain busy
这样就不再整体想着 just so I can stop thinking about...
凯莉 我上周跟艾萨克玩西洋双陆棋 You know, I-I played backgammon with Isaac last week, Kelly.
双陆棋 那可是男人的低谷 Backgammon. That is a low point for a man.
你是不是想告诉我你还是没明白 You're trying to tell me you still don't understand
为啥这行不通 why this doesn't work?
你还爱我吗 Do you still love me?
我们来假设一下 Let me pitch a hypothetical here.
我们围绕一颗行星 必须派遣小分队 We're orbiting a planet and you have to assemble a landing party
登陆完成任务 这项任务会拯救生灵 for a mission that's essential to save lives,
但会毁灭小分队 but guaranteed to be fatal to the team.
不管是谁登陆都会死亡 Whoever goes down there dies.
柏图斯和我都足以带头完成任务 Bortus and I are equally qualified to lead the mission.
你派谁去 Which one do you send?
有没有任务详细说明 What are the specifics of the scenario?
不要在意细节 你就说选谁 Doesn't matter. Who do you pick?
-必备的技能设定呢 -我们都有能力 - What's the required skill set? - We both qualify.
你瞧 我需要更多的信息 See, I would have to have more information...
你无法回答 这才是关键 You can't answer and that's the point.
你就不该回答 You shouldn't have to.
拜托 二选一 这也太难了 Come on. Any two officers, that would be a tough call.
你是说你会派自己爱的女人去吗 You're trying to tell me you would send the woman you love?
真的假的 还有 在这个假定情况下 Really? And in that scenario,
想想这有多瞧不起柏图斯的命 just think about how that devalues Bortus's life.
我咋知道这种情况下怎么做 谁都不知道 How do I know what I would do in that situation? Who would?
我希望我们俩谁也轮不到做这种选择 And I don't want either of us to ever have to make that choice.
艾德 时机就是一切 Ed, timing is everything.
拉倒吧 这种陈词滥调就是屁话 Oh, come on. That's a cliché and it's a bunch of crap.
-不是 -就是 - No, it's not. - It is.
人们就是喜欢说这种话 People love saying that
可这完全就是屁话 but it blows free will out the air lock.
如果两个人真心相爱 If two people care about each other,
爱的选择将会战胜时机 the choice to love should transcend timing
否则就是懦弱 and anything less is cowardice.
我去看看58号岗哨的情况 I'm gonna go check in with outpost 58.
妈耶 这船太赞了 My God. This ship is amazing.
你的档案显示这是你第一次 Your file said this is your first posting
-登上勘探型飞船 -没错 等不及了 - on an exploratory vessel? - First time. Yep. Can't wait.
团队很棒 你会爱上这里的 Well, it's a great crew. You're gonna like it here.
这是船长 And this is our captain.
长官 这位是泰勒中尉 Sir, this is Lieutenant Tyler,
我们新任暗物质制图师 our new dark matter cartographer.
-很荣幸你能加入我们 -谢谢 - Pleasure to have you on board. - Oh, please.
应该是我很荣幸 长官 Pleasure's mine, sir.
我以前主要被派往科研飞船和前哨基地 I've been posted mostly on science vessels and outposts,
所以能来这里我非常兴奋 so I am really excited to be here.
骨子里是个探险家 对吧 An explorer at heart, huh?
从小就是 你都不知道 Since I was a kid. You have no idea.
探访未知星球 遇见全新物种 Visiting uncharted planets and meeting new species--
这对我来说就是梦想成真 this is a dream come true.
能告诉我 我们正驶往何处吗 Uh, can I ask our course heading?
我们要去看 We're on our way to watch
我们二副上厕所 our second officer go to the bathroom.
总之 欢迎加入 Anyway, welcome.
这位是我们大副 格雷森指挥官 Our first officer, Commander Grayson.
珍奈儿·泰勒中尉前来报到 长官 Lieutenant Janelle Tyler reporting for duty, sir.
我是凯莉·格雷森指挥官 欢迎登舰 Commander Kelly Grayson. Welcome aboard.
您不介意的话 我想熟悉一下 If you don't mind, I'd like to familiarize myself
您的导航数组 with your navigational array.
-请便 -谢谢 - It's all yours. - Thanks.
你好 Hi.
我是戈登·马洛伊 欢迎登上奥维尔号 Gordon Malloy. Welcome to the Orville.
谢谢 我刚还跟你们保卫部主管说 Thank you. I was just telling your security chief
-我来到这里很兴奋 -太好了 - how excited I am to be here. - That's awesome.
真好 Awesome.
真的 特别好 Yeah, it's... it's pretty great.
-是啊 -嗯 - I bet. - Yeah.
我 我很喜欢这里 I-I-I love it here.
我知道很多人觉得工作就只是工作 Like, I know for a lot of people work is work, you know?
但对我来说 But for me...
每天...每天进来这儿 coming... coming in here every day
就好像 is like...
这并不是工作 that's not work.
你懂吗 我总是 总是不敢相信 You know? I'm al... I'm always like,
"不会吧 这居然是我的工作 "Really? This is my job?
我怎么变成人生赢家的" How did I win at life?"
但 这是真的 But... I did.
我赢了 I won.
是啊 Yeah.
我是说 I mean...
如果 如果我不是在弹吉他 look, if I'm, if I'm not playing my guitar...
我就想来这里 this is where I want to be.
就这儿 Right here.
-你会弹吉他 -什么 - You play the guitar? - Hmm?
-我问你是不是会弹吉他 -我会弹 - I said, you play the guitar? - I do.
会弹 我认为 I do, yeah. Yeah, I think it's important
男人会演奏乐器 是很重要的事 for a man to know how to play an instrument, you know?
没错 Yeah.
如果这双巧手会说话 就不得了了 If these fingers could talk.
轮到你了 Now you try.
弹得很好 泰 Very good, Ty.
-你有好好练习 -嗯 - You have been practicing. - Yeah.
妈妈逼我每天练半小时 Mom makes me practice a half hour every day.
你花了多久才学会弹钢琴 How long did it take you to learn piano?
大概百万分之一纳秒 Approximately one-millionth of a nanosecond.
你们好呀 我的小莫扎特学得怎么样了 Hey there. How's my little Mozart doing?
他的技巧有进步 医生 His technique is improving, Doctor.
我想他可以开始练难度更大的曲子了 I believe he is ready to begin exploring more challenging pieces.
听起来不错嘛 小巨人 Looking good there, big guy.
艾萨克说我是个"够格的人类" Isaac said I'm "very adequate for a human."
是吗 去洗手准备吃晚饭 Oh, yeah? Well, go get cleaned up for dinner.
老妈 我能跟詹姆斯进环境模拟器里吗 Hey, Mom, can James and I go to the Simulator?
-这位就是詹姆斯吧 -没错 - I assume this is James? - Yeah.
你好 詹姆斯 我是马库斯的妈妈 Hello, James. I'm Marcus's mom.
你好 Hey.
半小时后吃晚饭 Dinner's in half an hour.
你作业做完了吗 You finish your homework?
-做完了 -好 给我看看 - Yeah. - Okay. Let's see it.
-我没带在身上 -放哪儿了 - I don't have it on me. - Then where is it?
-我在学校做的 -那就去学校拿 - I did it at school. - Then go get it,
然后我再考虑让你进模拟器里 and maybe you can go to the simulator.
哥们 你妈一向这么事儿逼吗 Bro, is your mom always such a pain in the ass?
詹姆斯 我认识你的父母吗 James... do I know your parents?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想他们一定也希望你回家吃晚饭 Well, I'm sure they want you home for dinner, too,
所以我建议你立刻滚出去 so I suggest you scoot your own ass on out of here. Now.
闪了 哥们 Later, man.
别走 老妈 No. Mom!
你特么怎么回事啊 What the hell is your problem?
他可是我的朋友 That was my friend.
首先 嘴巴给我放干净点 A, you watch your mouth.
其次 And B,
我不希望你跟这种朋友来往 that's not the kind of friend I want you hanging around with.
学校里每个人都喜欢他 Well, everybody at school likes him.
你都不认识他 凭什么说他 And you don't even know him, so how can you talk?
你真想跟一个 You really want to be friends with someone
说你妈是事儿逼的人当朋友 who calls your mother a pain in the ass?
我回房了 I'll be in my room.
没人告诉过我会这么糟糕 Nobody told me it would be this bad.
有什么原因会让你儿子变得 Is there a reason your son has become
异常好斗吗 uncharacteristically combative?
艾萨克 我不知道 Isaac, i have no idea.
我以前从没养育过青少年 I never raised a teenager before,
我完全不知道要怎么去了解他 and I don't have a clue as to how to get to him.
就好像他无缘无故就讨厌我似的 It's like he hates me for no reason.
你检查过他是否感染了不明病毒 Have you examined him for unidentified viruses
或是患了神经系统疾病吗 or neurological disease?
没有 当然没有 No, of course not.
如果他携带了外来生物病原 If he is carrying a biological foreign agent
那可能会感染其他所有成员 that could infect the rest of the crew...
不是 艾萨克 他没有生病 No, Isaac, he's-he's not sick.
他只是在成长 而我无法阻止 He's just... growing up, and I can't stop it.
没有化合物可以有效阻止 Are there not chemical compounds that could effectively stunt
他的身体发育吗 his physical development?
我的天 你到底有什么毛病 My gosh, what's the matter with you?
我只是想要帮忙 I am merely trying to assist.
来点治愈的爵士音乐就行 Okay, then just... play something sweet and jazzy.
我们不该这么做 We shouldn't be doing this.
闭嘴 我马上就成了 Shut up. I'm almost there.
万一有人进来了怎么办 What if somebody comes in?
这些都是空房间 淡定点 These are empty quarters. Chill.
如果我妈妈发现了 她会灭了我的 My mom's gonna kill me if she finds out.
如果你再不闭嘴 我就灭了你 I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut up.
一瓶伏特加 One bottle of vodka.
快 我们走 Come on, let's go.
我不是问你要完整的安全档案 I'm not asking for a complete security manifest.
我只是很好奇你对她都了解多少 I'm just... curious what you know about her.
我什么都不知道 I don't know anything
我昨天才认识她 跟你一样 I met her yesterday, just like you.
但是你得批准所有新任人员上舰 Yeah, but... you have to clear all incoming personnel,
所以你看过所有档案 so you see all the files.
我能加入你们吗 May I join you?
当然 请坐 Sure. Have a seat.
她有没有说过"男朋友"这个词 Okay. Did she say anything that had the word "Boyfriend" In it?
没有 她只是说 No. She literally just talked
她很激动将要来到奥维尔号 就这样 about how excited she was to be on the Orville. That's it.
怎么了 What is the problem?
戈登喜欢上了新来的制图师 Gordon has a crush on the new cartographer.
我才没有喜欢她 拜托 I don't have a crush, for God's sakes.
我只是想知道她的情况如何 I... just want to know what her deal is, you know?
然后我想或许能问她是否想去 And I thought maybe I would see if she wanted to go
-柏图斯的伽罗迦派对 -那就去问她 - to Bortus's Ja'loja party. - Well, then ask her.
你觉得我该怎么开口 Well, how do you think I should do that?
"你好 我是戈登 你喜欢撒尿吗" "Hey, I'm Gordon. You like pee?"
拜托 问我约会建议 Please, I am the last person
可不是明智之举 you should be asking for dating advice.
你知道我在这舰上这方面的运气 You know what kind of luck I've had on this ship.
或许你该去问约翰 Maybe you should ask John?
这事他更擅长 This is more his department.
约翰 我想和你谈谈 John, I need to talk to you.
怎么了 Yeah, what's up?
是私事 It's... sort of private.
-什么事 -我需要你的帮助 - Okay, so what is it? - I need your guidance.
你知道那个新来的制图师 珍奈儿吗 You know the new cartographer, Janel?
当然 我怎么会不记得她 I sure do. How could you miss her?
我想邀请她和我一起去柏图斯的伽罗迦派对 I want to ask her to be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja,
但是我毫无经验 我知道你是 but I have, like, zero game, and I know you're kind of, like,
这艘舰上的泡妞专家 the girl guru on the ship, so...
所以我想你应该能给我支支招 I figured you could help me.
-你一定听过凯瑞比克斯人的事吧 -什么 - You must've heard about the Keribex. - The what?
因为这事大家才觉得我是泡妞专家的 That's why everybody thinks I'm the guru.
你见过凯瑞比克斯人吗 You ever met a Keribex?
-没有 -是一种有两个脑袋的外星人 - No. - It's an alien with two heads.
去年我和一个凯瑞比克斯人交往了两个月 I dated one for about two months last year,
这事是这样的 and here's the thing:
我同时和两个脑袋交往 I dated both heads at the same time,
但她们俩都不知道对方和我交往的事 and neither of them found out about the other one.
本来还能继续的 Yeah, it'd still be going on,
但左脑袋总想去远足 but the left head always wanted to go hiking,
这坏了我的约会规则 and that's just sort of a deal-breaker for me.
珍奈儿只有一个脑袋 Well, Janel only has one head.
我能帮你 Yeah, I can help you.
这颗恒星本身在其轨道内有许多行星和卫星 Now, the star itself has a number of planets and moons in its orbit,
但是其中哪颗引起了纷争 but which one of them caused the dispute
导致了塔拉兹战役呢 that led to the Battle of Tarazed?
有人知道吗 Anyone?
詹姆斯 是哪颗行星 James. Which planet?
-我不知道 -昨晚布置的阅读中就有 - I don't know. - It was in your reading last night.
-你做作业了吗 -做了 但是 - Did you do your homework? - Yeah, but...
柏图斯指挥官把它给吃了 所以 Commander Bortus ate it, so...
马库斯 Marcus.
或许你想回答这个问题 Maybe you'd like to answer that question.
我也不知道 I don't know, either.
柏图斯也把你的作业吃了吗 Did Bortus eat your homework, too?
莫克兰人的消化系统确实很神奇 Well, the Moclan digestive system is indeed fascinating,
所以詹姆斯和马库斯 明天你们每人写一篇 so for tomorrow, James, Marcus, each of you can write
关于莫克兰人消化系统的内部机制 a 1,000-word essay on its internal mechanisms
及其运作原理的千字论文 and how they function.
下课 Class dismissed.
你好吗 How you doing?
很明显比你强点 这些孩子真是难搞 Better than you, apparently. Man, those kids are rough.
我见过更糟的 詹姆斯一直是这样 Yeah, I've seen a lot worse. You know, I expect it from James,
但我有点担心马库斯也学坏了 but I'm a little concerned Marcus is getting caught up in it.
他是个好孩子 He's a good kid.
他有个好妈妈 还有个很棒的老师 Well, he has a great mom and a really great teacher.
所以我不是很担心 So I'm not too worried.
-今晚还一起吃饭吗 -这还用说 - We still doing dinner tonight? - You bet.
有件事我想问你 And... there's something I want to ask you.
-什么事 -晚饭时再告诉你 - What? - I'll tell you at dinner.
不要 拜托 别这样 Oh, no, no. Come on, you can't do that.
-卖个关子 -快告诉我 - It'll keep you in suspense. - Just tell me.
如果你今晚够迷人 我就告诉你 If you're charming enough tonight.
-我随时都很迷人 -那就好 - I'm always charming. - Good.
那到时候你就知道了 Then you'll get to hear it.
中尉 Lieutenant.
我要开一艘穿梭艇出去 一会儿就回来 I'm gonna take a shuttle out , I'll be back in a little bit.
好的 长官 需要我给你派一名副驾驶吗 Okay, sir. Do you want me to assign a copilot?
不用了 我只是去兜兜风 No. I'm just gonna go for a drive.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
指挥官 武器升级的进度报告出来了 Commander, I have the status report on the weapons upgrade.
-谢谢你 中尉 对了 -什么事 - Thank you, Lieutenant. Uh, Lieutenant. - Yeah?
我无意中听到 I could not help overhearing
你在餐厅的抱怨 you discuss your complaint in the mess hall.
抱怨 Complaint?
我了解到你在求偶行为中 I am led to understand that you are a failure
屡遭失败 in the practice of mating.
我应该不会那么形容 Well, I don't think I'd put it exactly like that,
但你说的对 情况确实不妙 but yeah, things could be better.
我手下有位年轻的军官 There is a young officer under my command
正好也没有配偶 who I have noticed also has no mate.
如果你愿意 我可以命令他成为你的配偶 If you wish, I will order him to mate with you.
这是我听过最贴心 同时也是 Wow, that is the sweetest and most totally wrong thing
最糟糕的事了 anyone has ever said to me.
我完全相信这位军官的生殖能力 I have no reason to doubt his seed is fertile.
好吧 悠着点 Okay. Let's just slow down.
柏图斯 你是想帮我找对象吗 Bortus, are you trying to fix me up on a date?
独自参加伽罗迦会走霉运的 It is bad luck to attend a Ja'loja unaccompanied.
我们可不想招来霉运 对吧 Well, we wouldn't want to invite any bad luck, would we?
那你接受他吗 Then you will accept him?
别命令他做任何事 Well, don't order him to do anything,
不过如果你想告诉他 but if you want to let him know
我愿意见一面 还是可以的 that I'm up for meeting him, sure.
纯粹是因为现在发生的事 Only because I'm totally and completely fascinated
让我瞠目结舌 兴趣盎然 by what's happening here right now.
谁会想到你是个爱管闲事的人呢 Who would've thought you were a yenta?
-什么 -去问凯莉 - A what? - Ask Kelly.
好了 Okay.
快说吧 别卖关子了 Out with it. No more suspense.
好吧 Mm. Okay, well...
我想 I think...
我非常希望你能同我一起参加 I would like it a lot if you came with me
柏图斯的伽罗迦 to Bortus's Ja'loja.
-真的吗 -嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
这是要公开恋情了 That's going public.
-对 公开恋情 -那艾德呢 - It's going public, yes. - Well, what about Ed?
-我跟他说我跟别人约会 -他知道是我吗 - I told him I'm seeing someone. - Does he know that it's me?
不知道 但他知道我会带伴参加派对 No, but he knows I'm gonna have a date to the party.
男人都很怪 小凯 第一次见自己的前妻 Guys are weird, Kel. The first time you see your ex
跟别的男人在一起 会挺受打击的 with another man, it can be pretty debilitating.
他迟早要习惯的 Well, he's gonna have to get used to it eventually.
是的 艾德这人是有点容易激动 And yes, Ed can be an intense guy.
但总的说来 But he also, at the end of the day,
他适应新形势的能力也很强 is very capable of adapting to new situations.
可能一开始他会有点挫败 I mean, he may balk at first,
但至少他会想装成很大度的样子 but he's gonna at least want to appear to be classy about it.
好吧 All right.
你有伴了 You got yourself a date.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
有没有搞错 Oh, no way.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我们要不要拿着这瓶酒拿去模拟器里喝 What do you say we take that bottle of wine to the simulator?
在海滩上来点月光 Fire up a little moonlight on the beach?
-我觉得挺好 -走吧 - Sounds good to me. - Let's go.
糟了 Oh, man.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
只是一点伏特加而已 It was just a little vodka.
首先 只有我才能提问 First of all, I will ask the questions,
你只能回答 明白了吗 and you will answer the questions. Do you understand?
你明白了吗 Do you understand?
-明白了 -其次 - Yes. - And second of all,
这个问题很严重 不只因为你喝了酒 it is a very big deal. Not just because you drank,
还因为你... 泰 回你房间去 but because you... Ty, uh, go back to your room.
但我想看马库斯被吼 But I want to watch Marcus get yelled at.
快回去 泰 Now, Ty.
你入侵了食物合成器 你闯了大祸 You hacked a food synthesizer. You're in a lot of trouble.
是詹姆斯干的 我连碰都没碰 James is the one who hacked it. I didn't even touch it.
你的最新好友詹姆斯 那个詹姆斯 Oh, your new best friend James? That James?
你再也不能和他一起玩了 Well, you're not gonna be hanging out with him anymore.
这点我很确定 I can tell you that.
-得了吧 妈妈 -马库斯 - Oh, come on, Mom. - Marcus.
如果你嘴里不能吐出 If anything else that does not reek of contrition
一丝悔悟的话 comes out of that mouth,
你这辈子都会在关禁闭中度过 you will be grounded for the rest of your life.
你明白吗 You understand?
听着 Look.
我只想知道这一切的根本原因 All I want to know is where this is coming from.
你最近很不对劲 You haven't been yourself at all lately,
你表现得仿佛你恨整个宇宙 and you're acting like you hate the universe.
我对你很生气 但我爱你 Now, I'm pissed as hell at you, but I love you.
我 I-I...
我只希望你可以和我聊聊 I just want you to talk to me.
好吧 回你的房间去 All right. Go to your room.
我开始觉得我在教育孩子方面很差劲 I'm starting to think that I suck at this parenting thing.
我同意这个评估 I must agree with that assessment.
如果是你又能怎么做 Well, what would you have done?
我的人类学研究揭示了 My anthropological studies have revealed
人类历史上实施过的 many different methods of discipline
许多不同的管教方法 employed throughout human history.
也许强制摄入更大量的酒精 Perhaps compulsory consumption of further quantities of alcohol
能降低他对该物质的欲望 would diminish his desire for the substance.
给他灌更多的酒直到他再也喝不下去 Pour booze down his throat until he can't handle any more?
-正是如此 -那叫谋杀 艾萨克 - Precisely. - Yeah, that's called murder, Isaac.
-那不会管用的 -我明白了 - That's not gonna work. - I see.
感谢你允许我旁观这次冲突 医生 I thank you for allowing me to observe this conflict, Doctor.
这非常有启发性 It has been most illuminating.
你开心就好 Always here to entertain.
不错 我喜欢 这件很棒 Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's good.
你看起来就像因为认识DJ Yeah, you look like the guy who's on the list
-所以在邀请名单上的人 -看起来还行吗 - 'cause you know the DJ. - Does it work?
挺好的 It does, yeah.
感觉拉链太多了 Feels like too many zippers.
不 不 总要比你舒服的程度 Oh, no, no. Always go with one more zipper
多一条拉链才对 than you're comfortable with.
-你知道这件写着什么吗 -什么 - You know what it says? - What?
-"帅爆了" -真的吗 - "Boom." - Really?
-是啊 -太棒了 - Yeah. - Cool.
这就是你想要的出场 And that's where you want to start.
你想要走进去告诉全场我帅爆了 You want to walk in with boom.
-帅爆了 -不用说 但就是这个意思 - Boom. - Yeah, yeah, not like that, but yeah.
-好 -让这身行头施展魅力就好 - Right. - Just let the threads do the work.
你只是个乘客 轻松自在 Yeah, you're just a passenger, kicking back,
不经意地出场 along for the ride.
只是个身披夹克出场的人 Just a guy riding a jacket.
-你感觉还好吗 -挺好 挺好 - You feel good? - Yeah, I do. I do.
我有点紧张 但还行 I'm still nervous, but yeah.
你有什么可紧张 你长得帅又幽默 Why you nervous? You're a good looking dude, you're funny.
-做你自己就好 -我只是... - Just be yourself. - Well, I've just...
我只和喜欢我的女人在一起过 You know, I've-I've only ever been with women who liked me.
明白吗 从没试过反过来 You know? Never the other way around.
我会约女生出去 然后被拒绝 I mean, I'd ask girls out and get rejected,
但如果她先主动 我们就会在一起 but if she made the first move, we'd end up dating.
-我明白 -我这有个最好的例子 - Ah, I get it. - This is a perfect example.
住在地球的时 我曾经有过一个跟踪狂 When I lived on Earth, I actually once had a stalker.
-不是吧 -是一个女同事 - No way. - Yeah, this girl from work.
她总在我家外面转悠 She used to hang around outside my house
相当诡异 and it got really weird.
有天晚上 她闯进我家 Then one night, she broke in,
我跟她说我要联系联盟保卫部了 and I told her I was gonna have to call Union security.
结果我们坐下来聊上了 But we ended up talking.
原来我们有很多共同点 Turned out, we actually had a lot in common.
最终我们处了五个月 We ended up seeing each other for five months,
直到她甩了我 and then she dumped me.
-什么 -说我太粘人了 - What? - Said I was too clingy.
你被自己的跟踪狂甩了 You got dumped by your own stalker?
太疯狂了 对吧 That's nuts, huh?
我是不是应该联系她 You think I should call her?
我觉得我们还得再加一条拉链 Yeah, I think we need, like, one more zipper.
有事吗 Can I help you?
-我是丹 -我知道 - I'm Dann. - I know.
-你是阿罗拉 -又说对了 - You're Alara. - Right again.
等等 Wait, did...
是柏图斯让你来的吗 did-did Bortus send you?
是的 我可以坐这吗 Yeah. Can I sit down?
天啊 Oh, my God.
-他觉得我们很般配 -简直不敢相信 - He thinks we'd be a good match. - I don't believe it.
我很好奇我们有哪些共同点 I wonder what kinds of things we have in common.
显然我们都认识柏图斯 Um, well, uh, we obviously both know Bortus.
找到一个了 Well, there's one.
那么 So, uh,
什么时候一起去喝一杯吧 want to get a drink sometime?
老实跟你说 丹 Look, Dann, I'll be honest with you.
我不是很擅长 I'm not so great
约会这档子事 而且我觉得 at the whole dating thing, and I don't think
我们没有柏图斯说的那么般配 we're as good of a match as Bortus thinks we are.
不试试怎么知道呢 Well, I guess you never know until you try.
话虽如此 但我... Yeah, but I-I...
是因为我这颗又大又蠢的头吧 It's my big old stupid dumb head, isn't it?
不是 跟那个没有任何关系 No. No, it has nothing to do with that, it's...
你不用这么客气 You don't have to be nice.
我们这个种族离开母星 My species has a hard time
就很难交到朋友 meeting people outside our home planet.
注定做不了万人迷吧 We're just not super appealing, I guess.
但有时候有趣的灵魂深藏其中 But sometimes a person can be special on the inside,
不看透那层皮囊 and if you don't look under the surface,
你会错失良人的 you could miss something great.
然后可能会孤独终老 And possibly be single the rest of your life.
至少要单身参加柏图斯的伽罗迦 Or at least for Bortus's Ja'loja.
好吧 管他呢 Okay. All right, you know, what the hell?
我们去喝一杯 Let's do drinks.
太棒了 Sweetness.
请进 Come in.
昨晚你开穿梭艇出去过吗 Did you take a shuttle out last night?
没有 Uh, no.
起降台日志显示你有 The shuttle bay log says you did.
戈登啊 Gordon.
-戈登怎么了 -我们 - Ha. What about Gordon? - We...
我们有这么个小游戏 we have this running bit that we do where we put
对方没用穿梭艇的时候 each other's names in the shuttle log
在日志上写上他的名字 when we didn't actually take a shuttle out.
等对方发现后就会说 And then when the other one finds out, it's just like,
"天啊 太尴尬了 "Oh, my God. Embarrassing.
我没有用穿梭艇 I didn't take that shuttle. Ah."
就是那样了 It's... it's-it's that.
-你开穿梭艇经过了 -什么 - You did a drive-by. - Huh?
别否认 我看到你了 Don't deny it. I saw you.
我才没有经过 I did not do a drive-by.
-胡说八道 -你的名字 - That's insane. - Your name
在日志上 明明就是你 is in the log, and you did a drive-by.
我想出去透透气 I had to get some air.
我们是在太空啊 We're in space.
看到你想看到的了吗 Did you see what you needed to see?
-卡修斯 真的吗 -老天 我就知道 - Cassius. Really? - Oh my God, I knew it.
是卡修斯还是卡谢斯 Is it-is it "Cassius," Or is it "Cass-ius"?
-卡修斯 -好吧 所以你跟他约会 - It's Cassius. - Ca-- Okay, so you're dating Cass-ius.
-是的 没错 -好吧 - Yes. Yes, I am. - Okay.
-你说吧 -说什么 - Go ahead, say it. - Say what?
你想说他什么坏话都行 Whatever snarky jab you were about to make.
我看到他在食堂用双手喝茶 I saw him in the mess hall using both hands to sip his tea.
好了 后面得是这么回事 Okay, here's what's gonna have to happen.
我们都在同一艘战舰上工作生活 We're all living and working on the same ship together.
所以你必须找到平衡的办法 So you're going to have to somehow find a way
因为如果昨晚发生的事情 to make peace with this because if what happened last night
再发生一次 我就要申请调走 ever happens again, I'm going to request a transfer.
老天 我非常惊艳 Gosh, you know, I'm really impressed
你对情绪的调整和把控好像调收音机一样简单 that you can adjust your feelings like a knob on a radio,
-但我不行 -你觉得这样做 - but I can't do that. - You think moving on
我心里就很好受吗 was any easier for me than it was for you?
显然是 因为是你跟两手喝茶的人约会 Apparently, since you're the one dating the "Two hand tea" Man.
我们谈过了 我们不能在一起的 We've been over this. We cannot be together.
我还爱着你 你还爱我吗 I still love you. Okay? Do you still love me?
这事没那么简单 It's not that simple.
就这么简单 Yes, it is. Kelly, it is that simple.
如果两个人相爱 事情就是这么简单 If two people love each other, it is exactly that simple.
舰长和大副 A captain and his first officer
是不能谈恋爱的 cannot be in a relationship together.
你知道的 For God's sake, Ed, you know that.
你爱我吗 Do you love me?
我的感受不是重点 How I feel is not the issue.
那好吧 Okay, then.
祝你俩天长地久 Have fun with Cass-ius.
你知道吗 You know,
如果你了解他 if you got to know him, believe it or not,
你会喜欢他的 I-I think you'd actually like him.
我可不确定 I doubt it.
我这里还有很多事情要忙 所以 I have a bunch of work I have to do, so...
请进 Come in.
嗨 Hi.
有什么事吗 Can I help you?
芬恩医生你好 我是朱迪·邓肯 Hi, Dr. Finn. I'm Jody Duncan.
这是我老公 内森 This is my husband, Nathan.
我们是詹姆斯的父母 We're James's parents.
很高兴见到你 Oh. Nice to meet you.
我知道我们的会面不是很理想 Well, I wish it were under more ideal circumstances.
我们想跟你谈谈他们酗酒的事 We wanted to talk to you about what happened, with the alcohol.
我知道这对我们双方来说都很难受 Yeah, I know this is uncomfortable for all of us,
不过我觉得就目前的情况来看 but I just think, given the circumstances,
马库斯和詹姆斯最好不要在一起玩了 that it's best if Marcus doesn't spend time with James right now.
我们同意你的看法 Well, of course we agree with you,
不过我们觉得事情不是那么简单 but, um, we feel it's more serious than that.
他是你们的儿子 Well, he is your son,
不过要是你们想问问我的专业建议 but if you're here asking for my professional advice,
-我觉得和他谈谈 -不是 -I think maybe talking... -Uh, no.
不是关于我儿子 是关于马库斯 This isn't about our son. This is about Marcus.
马库斯怎么了 What about Marcus?
马库斯才是黑食物合成器的人 Marcus was the one who hacked the synthesizer.
你知道的吧 You do know that, right?
不 我不知道 No, I don't.
偷伏特加是他的主意 Oh. It was his idea to steal the vodka.
詹姆斯本不该同意的 Now, James shouldn't have gone along with it,
我们会惩罚他的 and we will be punishing him,
不过我们觉得马库斯不应该 but we just don't think Marcus is someone James should be
再和詹姆斯一起玩了 没有不敬的意思 spending time with right now, all due respect to you.
我们要申请马库斯 We're gonna request that Marcus
从班级里转出去 be transferred from the class.
我们想让你先知道这件事 We just wanted to let you know first,
出于礼貌 out of courtesy.
你们是磕了药吗 Are you on drugs?
什么 Excuse me?
詹姆斯才是这个犯罪小团伙的头目 James was the ringleader, not Marcus.
不可能 詹姆斯把一起都告诉我们了 That's ridiculous. James told us what happened.
那他和马库斯说的可不一样 Yeah, well, Marcus tells a different story.
我的儿子不会撒谎的 Our son doesn't lie.
-你有多了解你儿子 -什么意思 -How well do you know your son? -What does that mean?
有一天他喊我混球 He called me a "Pain in the ass" The other day.
这不可能 That is insane.
詹姆斯不可能说这种话 There is no way James would say that.
他是个独立 Now, he is a very independent,
很有自己想法的男孩 但他很懂礼貌 strong-minded young man, but he is always respectful.
尊敬个屁 Respectful, my butt.
芬恩医生 Dr. Finn...
我很尊敬你 I have great admiration for you.
做一个单身母亲很不容易 Being a single mother is challenging,
犯点错误也是在所难免 and I am sure that it's easy to make mistakes.
无论如何 Regardless,
我们会安排一次家长会 we will be scheduling a parent-teacher conference.
欢迎你参加 You are more than welcome to join.
等不及了 Count on it.
-你是在逗我吗 -什么 -Are you kidding me? -What?
你说什么是什么 我们都经历过 What do you mean, what? "We've all been there"?
这就是你的回应 That's your response?
你没干过恰好开穿梭艇经过这种事吗 I don't know. Haven't you ever done a drive-by?
没有 你有吗 No. Have you?
一两次吧 I might've, once or twice.
星系里的人都是神经病 My God, every man in the galaxy is a psychopath.
他很受伤 Look, he's hurt.
这是我们造成的 他的表现是很鲁莽 It sucks. We all can relate to it. He acted rashly,
但我觉得这完全可以理解 but I think it's okay for us to be understanding.
-你总是这样吗 -怎样 -Do you always have to do that? -Do what?
这么超然 Be so... evolved?
我只是不知道你为什么生我的气 I just don't understand why you're upset with me.
老实说 因为你大度的胸怀 Honestly? Because your "High road" Attitude
让我觉得是我反应过度了 is making me feel like I'm overreacting,
并且我知道自己确实是对的 when I know for a fact that I'm right.
你想让我嫉妒吗 Do you want me to be jealous?
不 我是说 我不知道 No. I mean, I don't know.
对 没错 也许有一点吧 Yeah. Yes, maybe a little.
我看不出这能有什么效果 I don't see how that's productive.
卡修斯 Cassius,
这可不是你的教室 this is not your classroom.
我是你女朋友 并且此时此刻 I am your girlfriend, and right now,
我觉得自己和你已经完全脱节了 I'm feeling completely disconnected from you.
如果我感受不到的话 我就不会对艾德生气 I am not going to be angry with Ed if I don't feel it.
如果你能冷静一点 那就没有理由 Look, if you just calm down a little, there's no reason...
-天哪 -怎么了 - Oh, man. - What?
没事 Never mind.
拉玛程序3594号 Program Lamarr 3594.
好了 来吧 开始模拟 Okay, here we go. Begin simulation.
做你自己 去那边然后约她出去 Be yourself, go over there, and ask her out.
你好啊 Hi, there.
你好 Hi.
我叫戈登 你叫什么名字 I'm Gordon. What's your name?
丹妮尔 Danielle.
你好 丹妮尔 我是戈登 Hi, Danielle, I'm Gordon.
想回我那儿吗 Want to go back to my place?
哇 等等 暂停 Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hold.
难度级别是多少 What's the difficulty level?
难度级别 一 Difficulty level: one.
问题就出在这 There's the problem.
重新设置难度级别至八级 Reset difficulty level to eight.
重新设置中 Resetting.
好了 继续吧 Okay, go.
你好啊 Hey there.
天哪 别又来一个 Oh, God, not another one.
我叫戈登 介意我坐下吗 My name's Gordon. Mind if I sit down?
听着 伙计 今晚我已经被四个种族的 Listen, guy, I have been hit on by four different dudes
四个男人搭过讪了 from four different species tonight.
其中一个人的器官还长在体外 One of them had his organs on the outside.
我刚被男友甩了 现在就想一个人喝几杯 My boyfriend just dumped me, and all I want to do is drink alone.
好吧 那你出来干嘛 Well, then... why'd you come out?
我喜欢嘈杂 I like the noise.
那如果你刚好想聊聊的话 Well... if you just want to talk and...
我不想 I don't.
好吧 这是八级难度 Okay, this is level eight.
那九级难度是什么样的 What's level nine?
九级难度 她还在和那家伙约会呢 Level nine, she's still dating the guy.
-十级呢 -她已经结婚了 身上还带枪 - And level ten? - She's married and has a gun.
所以我该怎么办 So what do I do?
发挥你的创意和魅力 想出办法 Just be creative, be charming. Figure it out.
我只剩六个月可活了 I have six months left to live,
而我唯一想做的就是在我死之前认识你 and all I want to do is get to know you before I die.
-你认真的吗 -没错 - Are you serious? - Yeah.
-你快死了 -生命垂危 真是可笑 - You're dying? - So totally dying, it's ridiculous.
没人比我离死亡更近了 Nobody's dying more than me.
这可能是我在外的最后一晚 因为我快死了 This is probably my last night out, ever, 'cause I'm dying.
那我想如果我不让你请我一杯的话 Well, I guess I'd be a jerk
我可就是个混蛋了 if I didn't at least let you get me a drink.
天哪 就是这样 暂停模拟 Boom! There it is. Hold simulation.
-我不能告诉珍奈儿我快死了 -这不重要 - I can't tell Janel I'm dying. - That's not the point.
重要的是你在独立思考 你在随机应变 The point is, you're thinking on your feet, you're improvising.
-这才是最重要的 -好吧 - That's what it's all about. - Okay.
我觉得你已经准备好了 I think you're ready.
-你好 博士 -艾萨克 - Hello, Doctor. - Isaac,
-你认为我是个不称职的家长吗 -是的 - do you think I'm a bad parent? - Yes.
好吧 电脑可不会说谎 Well, a computer doesn't lie.
你看起来情绪低落 You appear displeased.
詹姆斯的家长正在控诉马库斯 James's parents are accusing Marcus
黑进了食物合成器 于是我不得不问自己 of hacking the food synthesizer, and I have to ask myself:
他们有没有可能是对的 Is it possible they're right?
我教育儿子的时候是不是出错了 Did I go wrong somewhere along the line with my son?
做家长本来就总是在猜测 Parenting is always guesswork,
但是不是我猜错太多了 but have I made too many bad guesses?
你打算做什么 What do you intend to do?
他们想召开家长会来决定这个问题 They want a parent-teacher meeting to decide the issue.
我对观察这种仪式十分感兴趣 I would be most interested in observing such a ritual.
我可以陪同你吗 May I accompany you?
-你要和我一起去 -是的 - You'd come with me? - Yes.
那就不会是二对一了 Well, then it won't be two against one.
二对一 "Two against one."
你预料会发生肉搏吗 Do you anticipate hand-to-hand combat?
很有可能 Possibly.
你好啊 中尉 Hey there, Lieutenant.
你不会是被放鸽子了吧 I hope you're not getting stood up.
不是 我只是来早了 No, I'm actually just early.
等待期间 Would you like me
想喝点酒之类的吗 to get you a little boozer or something while you're waiting?
不用了 谢谢你 穆斯卡 It's okay. Thanks, Mooska.
不客气 You got it.
你好吗 How's it going?
好极了 Amazing.
我今天去做了按摩 I got a massage today.
-现在浑身酥软像面条一样 -酷 - I feel like a noodle. - Cool.
我...我觉得之前我们擦出了火花 I... I felt like we really connected when we met,
然后我...我... and, uh... I, uh...
我比想象中的要紧张 Wow, a little-little more nervous than I thought.
那是什么 What is it?
我写了一首诗 I wrote a poem.
一首诗 A poem.
写诗是我的爱好 I write poetry as a hobby,
我们间的火花给了我灵感 and I felt inspired.
准备好了吗 Okay, you ready?
渴望 Yearning.
激情 Passion.
寻觅 Search.
谁会为感情的炉灶添加愉悦的煤炭 Who will feed the coals of joy in the stove of emotion?
我的手指迫不及待要贯穿炉心 My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth...
爱情乃是钩鱼的鱼钩 Love is the fishhook that hooks the fish.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
太优美了 It's really good.
坦诚些 不必在乎我的感受 Be brutally honest.
没有绝对的坦诚 我作为艺术家就无法成长 I need absolute honesty or I can't grow as an artist.
说真的 写得非常好 No, it's-it's great.
你不会冒犯到我的 You won't offend me,
跟我说实话就好 just tell me the truth.
好吧 W-Well, um...
可能有一点点...肤浅 It's maybe a little surface-y.
这首诗没有唤起听众的共鸣 Like, I-I-it doesn't ask anything of the listener.
意象比较浅显 没有可挖掘的内涵 The imagery's a little obvious, so there's nothing to unearth.
也没有主观解读的余地 And there's no room for subjective interpretation.
好吧 Okay.
老天 这里好像突然变冷了 是吧 Boy, got a little chilly in here all of a sudden, didn't it?
你让我说实话的 You said to be honest.
我可没说让你残忍打击我 Yeah, well, I didn't say take a dump all over my spirit.
我可没那么说 I didn't say that.
我... I'm just...
我去趟洗手间 I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
丹的短信 我想你了
请进 Come in.
舰长 你好 Captain. Hi.
你不用站起来 No, you don't have to get up.
我不介意 No, no, it's fine.
你想喝点什么吗 Can I get you a drink?
嗯 喝一杯确实不错 Yeah. Actually, a drink would be good.
那么 有什么事吗 So...what can I do for you?
我欠你一个道歉 Well, I...owe you an apology.
道歉 为什么 Apology? For what?
你这么说太客气了 但我们应该都知道原因 That's nice of you to say, but I think we both know what.
听我说 卡谢斯 Listen, Cass-ius...
是卡修斯 Cassius.
该死 Damn.
这艘船挺小的 Look, this is a small ship,
我只是需要一段时间来适应这个新形势 and...it's just gonna take me a minute to adjust to this new reality.
相信我 你的学习曲线比我要强多了 Well, trust me, your learning curve is nothing compared to mine.
什么意思 What do you mean?
凯莉和我吵了一架 Kelly and I had a fight,
她气得甩手就走 she walked out on me--
太抱歉了 and I am so sorry,
这应该是你最不想听的话题了 this is probably the last thing that you want to hear.
没人比凯莉更能吵架 对吧 Well, nobody fights better than Kelly, huh?
我一个人无拘无束了太久 I've just, I've been independent for so long
我特立独行 that I think the way I think,
有时会忘了还有别人 and I sometimes forget that another person's involved.
你结过婚吗 Were you ever married?
嗯 我曾是个胸怀壮志的古生物学家 Yeah, I was...an aspiring paleontologist--
我想发现下一个未知生物 I wanted to be the one to discover the next unclassified species,
扬名立万 make a name for myself.
我的工作带我走向了成功 And my work drove me to succeed,
但同时也撕裂了我的婚姻 but it also drove a stake right through my marriage.
天啊 她喜欢的都是一类的 对吧 My God, she definitely has a type, doesn't she?
你爱她吗 Do you love her?
当然 很爱 I do. Very much.
你...你说了什么把她气走了 What, um... what was it you said that made her walk out?
我...我其实是在为你辩护 Ah, well, I... I was actually defending you,
然后她说我太超然了 and she said that I was being "Too evolved,"
我让她冷静一点 and I told her to calm down, and...
你没真的让她冷静吧 Ooh, you didn't say "Calm down."
-我真的说了 -老天 那真是 - I-I did. - Oh, boy. Yeah, that's, um...
我只是从理智的角度去说各方的立场 Oh, well, I was just trying to see things reasonably from all sides.
很好 我很感激 只不过... And that's great, and I appreciate that. It's just...
我的理论是这样的 Here's my theory.
男人不蠢 女人不爱 A woman can't really love a man unless he's part dope.
每天你都显得傻一点 Be a little stupid every day,
过一阵犯一次大傻逼 and really stupid once in a while,
但是...千万别显得自己很完美 but...just don't be perfect.
这可不容易 That's not easy.
旅行 Journey.
什么 What?
她喜欢旅行 She likes Journey.
-出去玩吗 -不是 一个叫旅行的乐队 - Traveling? - No, no, the old band, Journey.
你在档案馆里能找到的 You'll find them in the archives.
听着 你就搞点红酒 Look, just get some Merlot,
给她做晚餐 放《敞开怀抱》 cook a dinner, put on "Open Arms."
-你怎... -照做就好 而且... - And what is... - Just do it.
现在我要走了 忙着以头抢墙去 You know, I'm gonna go now and, uh, bang my head against a wall.
所以...晚安吧 So good night.
那好吧 Okay.
我们只是要求把马库斯换到别的班而已 All we're asking is that Marcus be placed in a different class.
我们知道詹姆斯不会受马库斯的不良影响 We want to rest easy knowing that James isn't being influenced
晚上才能够安心休息 by negative elements at school.
不是马库斯提议偷酒喝的 Marcus wasn't the one who started this.
听着 我知道你觉得自家儿子是小天使 Look, I know you think your son is this sweet little angel,
但你相信我吧 他把你们骗了 but trust me, he's got you snowed.
好了 我们各位都冷... Okay. Let's all just try to calm dow...
我们各位都应该尊重程序 try to be respectful of the process here.
大家都想一探根源的 We all want to get to the bottom of this.
不过说真的 这两个孩子最近 Now, truthfully, both of your boys
在课堂上的表现都不怎么好 have shown rebellious tendencies lately.
-詹姆斯吗 -没错 - James? - Yes.
肯定是因为 Well, then it must have begun
跟马库斯在一起瞎混 when he started hanging around Marcus.
我能问一下詹姆斯的学习成绩吗 May I ask how James is faring in his studies?
他门门都得A James gets straight As.
这不是很准确 That's... not completely accurate.
我看过他的成绩单 I've seen his report cards.
我是说他成绩还不错 Well, I mean, he-he does fine,
但一般是B-或C but he's a B-minus student, occasional "C."
这倒不值得你们担心 Not worth being overly concerned,
他的智力远在他现在的分数之上 but he definitely has more smarts than he gives his work.
等等 这根本说不通啊 Okay, wait. This doesn't make any sense.
我可以获得查看课堂文件的权限吗 May I access your class files?
当然可以 Of course.
如我所怀疑的 他的成绩单显示都是A As I suspected. His official report card shows consistent As.
没错 That's right.
进一步显示分析成绩单最近有改动 Further analysis reveals a recent alteration
是外部算法导致的 using external algorithms.
而输入的密码显示是属于您的 中尉 The entry code corresponds to you comscanner, Lieutenant.
我的 Mine?
医生 你能描述一下马库斯的学习成绩吗 Doctor, would you describe Marcus's academic performance?
一般都是B 偶尔得个A Um, he gets Bs, usually, maybe one or two As.
你说的是准确的 That is accurate.
那我们可以合理假设 It is reasonable to surmise that
黑入食物合成器的人 whoever hacked into the food synthesizer
也有能力 would also possess the resourcefulness
黑入学生成绩数据库 to enter the student records database.
鉴于詹姆斯的成绩有改动 马库斯没有 As James's grades have been altered and Marcus's have not,
那我们能得出结论这件事是詹姆斯做的 one must conclude James is the guilty party.
我真是无法相信 I can't believe it.
这就证明你们的指控是毫无根据的 It would seem that your accusations were unwarranted,
内森和朱迪 Nathan and Jody.
我必须将您儿子的违规行为 I will be forced to report your son's violations
上报格雷森指挥官 to Commander Grayson.
同时 建议两位 In the meantime, I would recommend you
据此管教儿子 discipline your son accordingly.
老天 你简直太棒了 Oh, my gosh, you were amazing.
爱死你了 I love you.
我只是用既有事实推断出了最可能的情况 I merely inferred the most likely scenario using the available facts
也是基于我对孩子们的观察 and my own observations of the children.
艾萨克 你想跟我一起参加柏图斯的仪式吗 Isaac... would you be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja?
如果这是你的愿望的话 If you wish.
我希望如此 I wish.
好了 她就在那里 Okay, there she is.
是独自一人 这是你的机会 She's all alone, so this is your chance.
你可以的 知道吗 You can do this, all right?
好的 Yeah, okay.
开始吧 Here goes.
干不成 谢谢帮助 Can't do it. Thanks for the help.
诸位 我是舰长 All hands, this is the captain.
奥维尔号即将进入莫克兰星 We are entering orbit of Moclus.
那些与我同在的人们 In the sight of those who stand with me,
那些值得我献出生命的人们 and those for whom I would sacrifice my being,
我的 大释放开始 I begin...the release.
迦罗迦 Ja'loja!
希望你喜欢那个仪式 指挥官 I hope you enjoyed the ceremony, Commander.
很喜欢 非常喜欢 I did. I did very much.
我之前从未见到过这样别致的仪式 I can honestly say I've never seen anything quite like it.
希望仪式后你洗手了 Hope you washed your hands.
好吧 真是等不及下一次了 Well... I can't wait for the next one.
当然会很高兴邀请你 指挥官 We will certainly include you, Commander.
托帕 走吧 Topa, come along.
你最棒了知不知道 You're the best, you know that?
没什么 Aw, come on.
红酒 放《敞开怀抱》这首歌 Red wine and "Open Arms"?
我知道自己喜欢你 I knew I liked you,
但那一刻你赢得我的爱 but...that right there was the moment you won me over.
怎么说呢 你让我富有创造力 What can I say? You inspire me to be creative.
这位先生 我原谅你了 You, sir, are forgiven.
我的手指迫不及待要贯穿炉心 My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth.
爱情乃是钩鱼的鱼钩 Love is the fishhook that hooks the fish.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
你觉得如何 What do you think?
老兄 这首诗情感上的冲击力太强了 Dude, that is just, like, an emotional sucker punch.
-真的吗 -没错 - Really? - Yeah.
我这周过的很糟 Like, I-I've had a really bad week
一直都很没安全感 自我怀疑 where I've just been grappling with insecurity and self-doubt,
结果听到了你抒情诗般的指南针 and then here comes this lyrical compass
让我立刻找到了自己在宇宙中的位置 that just instantly guides me to my special place in the universe.
你应该出本书的 You should write a book.
我本来还在犹豫 现在绝对要出了 I was thinking I might, but now I definitely will.
我绝对能行 All right for me.
艾萨克 我知道你肯定觉得不值一提 Isaac, I know it doesn't mean anything to you,
但你帮了我和马库斯 这对我们意义深重 but what you did for me and for Marcus is really special.
我真希望你能感受到 I wish you could feel that.
这对人造生态是不可能的事 That is not possible for an artificial life-form.
但是观察你们真是件很棒的事 But it was fascinating to observe.
艾萨克 我欠你一个人情 Isaac... I owe you one.
你知道现在发生什么事情比较好吗 I'll tell you, you know what would be great right now?
外族入侵 A Krill invasion.
还是要说一句 Well, for what it's worth,
看来你很有男士风度 it sounds like you did the honorable thing.
如果两个人最后真的在一起了 Well, if those two wind up together because of me,
你最好一枪打死我吧 you may have to shoot me.
我的朋友 My friend,
我学会不在爱情问题上做任何预言 I have learned never to make predictions in matters of love.
因为一般都会错的 I'm usually dead wrong.
好吧 那就敬错误一杯 Well, here's to being wrong.
这里有人吗 Is anyone sitting here?
没有 Uh, no.