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*一整晚 一整晚* *All night, all night*
翻译 屯栗子 章鱼埃克斯 冰棒通信官
*每一晚* *Oh, every night*
*抓紧* *So hold tight*
校对 Seth老婆
*抓紧* *Hold tight*
*宝贝 要抓紧* *Ooh, baby, hold tight*
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
*她说 随你所愿* *She said any way you want it*
*正是你所求* *That's the way you need it*
*随你所愿* *Any way you want it*
后期 老骨头小新
*她说 随你所愿* *She said any way you want it*
*正是你所求* *That's the way you need it*
总监 Seth老婆
*随你所愿* *Any way you want it*
大家为格雷森指挥官喝彩 Commander Grayson, everybody.
她真是太棒了 Come on, how terrific is she, huh?
真是棒极了 好了 下一个节目 That's just great. All right, coming up next,
演出的是柏图斯少校 we have Lieutenant Commander Bortus.
-哪位是柏图斯 -我就是柏图斯 - Where is Bortus? - I am Bortus.
等等等等等一下 W-W-W-Wai-Wait.
你真要唱吗 You actually sing?
快上台来吧 大块头 Well, get on up here, big guy.
让大家看看你的本事 Let's show everybody what you can do.
祝好运 Good luck.
-来吧 -棒 - Come on! - Yeah!
马洛伊中尉教我唱的这首歌 Lieutenant Malloy taught me this song.
我现在开始唱 I will now sing it.
棒啊 Yeah!
你们都给我安静 You will be silent!
这是...这真的发生了吗 Is this... is this happening?
我...我... I-I...
舰桥呼叫舰长 Bridge to Captain.
我们收到了一条来自联盟总部 We're receiving a high-priority message
哈尔西司令的高优先级信息 from Admiral Halsey at Union Central.
把信号发到指挥室 Send it to the briefing room.
非常抱歉在休息时间打扰你们 I'm sorry to interrupt you during your off hours.
并没有 您的消息来得正是时候 No, no. Your timing was actually perfect.
你们了解纳瓦利恩人和布瑞迪恩人的冲突吗 Are you familiar with the Navarian-Bruidian conflict?
争夺洛波维斯吗 当然了解 Over Lopovius? Sure.
我可能需要你提个醒了 You might have to refresh my memory.
他们是一直在为了洛波维斯星 They're two races who have been fighting over
征战不休的两个种族 the planet Lopovius forever.
他们说是自己首先殖民了那里 They each say they colonized it first.
他们有着血腥的历史 They've got some bloody history,
现在他们又到了剑拔弩张的时候 and they're on the brink of war again--
一旦开战就是大灾大难 which would be a disaster,
因为他们正好在联盟领空的边界上 because they're right on the border of Union space,
不保证他们会将各自的盟友卷入战争 and you can bet they'll drag their allies into it.
我们能做什么 How can we help?
在洛波维斯星上发现了一件古老的文物 An ancient artifact has been discovered on Lopovius.
纳瓦利恩和布瑞迪恩人 The Bruidians and Navarians
同意由中立的联盟考古学家 have agreed to allow it to be examined for residual DNA
对其进行残余基因检测 by a neutral Union archaeologist.
如果检测出某一种族的基因 If either species' DNA signature is found,
这一种族就能对该星球宣布主权 that race can lay claim to the planet.
我得说 这听着有点不靠谱啊 I got to say, that sounds kind of shaky.
咱们真的相信输的一方会尊重这一协议吗 Do we really think the loser will honor the agreement?
我也很怀疑 但他们是这么说的 I'm skeptical, too, but that's what they say.
在等待结果出来的时候 They've agreed to have the Orville host
他们愿意让奥维尔号主持大局 while they await the results.
这件文物目前在奥林匹亚号母舰上 The artifact is currently aboard the USS Olympia.
你们要在洛波维斯的轨道上与其汇合 You will rendezvous with her in orbit of Lopovius,
将一名法证考古学家带上奥林匹亚号 where you'll take on board a forensic archaeologist
他将对文物进行检测 who will perform the tests.
纳瓦利恩人和布瑞迪恩人 And the Navarians and Bruidians
将分别派遣大使团到场 are each going to send an ambassador and staff.
这简直就是个火药桶啊 Pretty combustible scenario.
他们互相厌憎 所以一定要非常小心 They loathe each other, so be very careful.
虽然这样说 在他们在场的时候 But that being said, as long as they're there,
希望你们能再试着组织一次非正式和平会谈 we'd love you to take one last run at informal peace talks.
若他们能共享洛波维斯星 那是最好的结果 The best option would be if they could share Lopovius.
我们会尽力而为 Well, we'll do our best.
我知道你们会的 I know you will.
住宿怎么解决 What about accommodations?
别忘了 这两拨人憎恨彼此 Remember, these guys hate each other.
我能把他们安排在第三和第七层甲板 I can put them on C and G decks
分散在战舰的两侧 on opposite sides of the ship,
这应该能降低 which should lower the risk
他们在监控以外遇上彼此的风险 of them running into each other unsupervised.
很好 Perfect.
好了 我们尽量不要搞砸吧 All right, let's try not to screw this up.
戈登 设定航线 目标洛波维斯 Gordon, set a course for Lopovius,
-启动量子驾驶 -是 长官 - and engage quantum drive. - Aye, sir.
真难以相信 这么个小星球 Hard to believe that little planet
竟能引起如此大的冲突 is the cause of so much conflict.
起降舱报告 那名考古学家已经到达 Shuttle bay reports the archaeologist is arriving now.
好的 告诉他们我们就来 All right, let 'em know we're on our way.
他叫什么名字 What's his name?
他们正在发送个人档案 They're sending a personnel file.
我收到之后就告诉你 I'll let you know as soon as I have it.
把档案发送到通讯器上 Send it to our comms.
遵命 长官 Aye, sir.
我的老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What is the matter?
布鲁克斯少尉 先不要让太空舱降落 Ensign Brooks, put a hold on the shuttle.
太空舱刚刚降落 The shuttle just docked.
糟了 Crap.
是德鲁里欧 It's Darulio.
她偷腥的那个人吗 The guy she cheated with?
就是从头上射的那个吗 The one with the stuff coming out of his head?
-你怎么知道这事的 -你告诉我的啊 - How did you know about that? - You told me.
也对 Yeah.
就是他 That's him.
他就是我们的法证考古学家 That's our forensic archaeologist.
奥维尔号 第一季 第九集
我的天 Oh, my God.
真不敢相信 怎么会这样 I can't believe this. How-how is this happening?
是啊 我懂 这场面真尴尬 Yeah, I know. Awkward situation.
我非常抱歉 I am so sorry.
告诉你 我过去六个月 Look, I've been digging on Lopovius
一直在洛波维斯上搞挖掘 for the past six months.
我在来的路上才听说 I just heard on the way over here
是你们俩来接我 it was gonna be you guys.
如果我有富裕时间 肯定会要求撤换的 If I'd have had more time, I would have recused myself.
那真是抱歉啊 您没有富裕时间 Well, I'm sorry you didn't have more time.
听着 艾德 Look, Ed...
可以叫你艾德吗 我们从没正式见过 Can I call you Ed? I... We've never actually met.
那次你正跟我老婆乱搞 Well, you were screwing my wife at the time,
我猜我们都有些失了礼数 so I guess we all kind of just forgot our manners.
苍天啊 你就别火上浇油了 Oh, for God's sakes, don't make this worse.
没事没事 小凯 没事的 No, no, no, Kel, it's fine.
他的情感他自己做主 He's entitled to his feelings
他有权表达自己的感情 and the space to express them.
我能不能插一句题外话 Look, can I just cut through some of this?
我觉得我们都认同 I think we can all agree
洛波维斯上的流血牺牲能够停止 that the end of the bloodshed on Lopovius
会是一件了不起的好事 would be a wonderful thing.
而我以为 这件事比咱仨的私事更重要 And I think... that's bigger than the three of us.
我只是想说 I'm just saying...
我是来这儿工作的 I'm here to work.
你们两位呢 What about you guys?
好吧 Fine.
几位好呀 Hey, hey, guys.
阿罗拉 带德鲁里欧去他的傻逼实验室 Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.
艾德 Ed?
-你刚才是想关门吗 -我没有 - Were you just trying to shut the doors? - No, I was not.
我知道你在想什么 但你休想再指责我 I know what you're thinking, but don't you even put this on me.
我没法相信你睡了那家伙 I cannot believe you slept with that guy,
-真是没法相信 -又来了 - I really can't. - Here we go.
我都跟你道歉了无数次了 Is me apologizing for the 900th time somehow
就一点用都没有吗 gonna make a difference?
你听到他刚刚说什么了吗 Did you hear what he said just now?
他说 我的情感我自己做主 He goes, he goes: I am entitled to my feelings
我有权表达自己的情感 and the space to express them.
我天 我谢谢他 把我架到火上烤 My God, thank you for lighting me on fire
又赋予我感受痛苦的权利 and then giving me permission to be in pain.
告诉你 我真的不喜欢你现在的语气 You know what? I really don't like your tone right now.
真对不起小凯 你现在不舒服吗 是吗 Oh, I'm sorry, Kel, are you uncomfortable? Are you?
知道你该干什么吗 你应该... Well, you know what you should do? You should...
居然遇到高官了 Top brass alert.
舰长 指挥官 Captain. Commander.
-近来如何 -你好 - What's up? - Hello.
电梯里应该放点音乐是吧 We should get some music in these elevators, huh?
给我们生活里增添一点配乐 A little soundtrack to our lives.
你们觉得怎么样 What do you think?
好 我们会考虑的 Yeah. We'll look into it.
太好了 Sweetness.
我有一些歌单可以发给你 You know, I got some playlists I could send you.
真棒 这回是你关门了 Oh, yeah, it closes for you.
你想怎样 艾德 What do you want to do, Ed?
我还能怎样啊 Is-is there anything to do?
这个宇宙里还有另一个 Is there another forensic archaeologist
专门研究洛波维斯陶器的法证考古学家 specializing in ancient Lopovian pottery
是没跟你上过床的吗 in this star system who you haven't had sex with?
没有 那我就没事 No? Then I'll be fine.
好 你看着也是没事 Yeah. You seem fine.
你的寝室就在实验室边上 Your quarters are right next to the lab.
里面有一台食物合成器 There's a food synthesizer in there,
如果你有需要 实验室里有各种技术设备 and there are lab techs standing by if you need anything.
好极了 Amazing.
那...你认识凯莉和艾德吗 So... you know Kelly and Ed?
是 我认识 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
你们几个是一起上的学吗 Did you guys, like, go to school together...?
天啊 真是对不起 Oh, man! I am so sorry!
没事 我的错 我是个白痴 No, no, it's my fault. I'm an idiot.
亚飞特 你没事吧 Yaphit, are you okay?
嗯 我没事 一切都好 Yeah, I'm fine. It's all good.
这些都是什么玩意 What is all this stuff?
没什么 杂物而已 It's nothing. Just some stuff.
那个可以还给我吗 Uh, hey, can I get that back, please?
真是...对不起 I'm... so sorry.
随便放哪都行 Just put it anywhere, guy.
你用不着找到我的G点 You don't have to find my G-spot.
好了 干得漂亮 There you go. Nice work.
好啦 回头见 Okay, I'll see you guys later.
他的针打完了 And we're done with all of his shots.
你真是个勇敢的小家伙 托帕 What a brave little guy you are, Topa.
谢谢 芬恩医生 Thank you, Dr. Finn.
柏图斯 你会回家吃晚饭吗 Bortus, will you be home for dinner?
我已经告诉过你了 I have already told you,
我们有非常重要的外交任务 we have an important diplomatic assignment--
-我必须加班 -很好 - I must work late. - Very well.
不过就是我们娘俩过的另一个夜晚罢了 We will just spend another night by ourselves.
你们俩出什么问题了吗 You guys having a rough time?
我们吵个不停 All we do is fight.
凯尔登吃个不停 孩子从不睡觉 Klyden will not stop eating, the child never sleeps,
我们还没恢复正常的...关系 and we have not resumed normal... relations.
人为什么要生小孩啊 Why do people have babies?
第一年是很艰难的 Well, the first year's tough.
你们会找适应的 You guys'll find a rhythm.
抱歉 希望没有打扰你 Excuse me. I hope I'm not interrupting.
-我的天 -克莱尔·芬恩医生 - Oh, my God. - Dr. Claire Finn,
花花送你 these are for you.
亚飞特 我忙的不行 Yaphit, I'm extremely busy.
听着 我要孤注一掷了 Look, I'm gonna go for broke--
我来邀请你共进晚餐 I'm here to ask you out to dinner,
而且我绝不接受拒绝的回答 and I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
那我们就有问题了 Then we have a problem--
因为我唯一的答案就是"拒绝" because "No" is the only answer I have for you.
再过五分钟 看看你是不是 Well, let's see if you still feel that way
还这么想吧 in five minutes.
*你好 小姑娘* *Hey, little girl*
*我想做你的男朋友* *I wanna be your boyfriend*
*甜美的小姑娘* *Sweet little girl*
-亚飞特 -*我想做你的男朋友* - Yaphit. - *I wanna be your boyfriend*
亚飞特 马上停下 Yaphit, stop it right now.
这里是医护室 你太过分了 This is a medical facility, and you are way out of line.
就给我一次机会不行吗 Look, just give me a chance, huh?
我真的很喜欢你 I really care about you.
我看得出你的热心肠 I see how warm you are.
看得出对那些熊孩子 你这妈妈当的有多好 I see what a good mother you are to those awful boys.
看得出你的聪慧和幽默 I see how smart and funny and wise you are.
我... And I...
我爱你 好吗 我爱你 I love you. Okay? I love you.
亚飞特 我说了我拒绝 Yaphit, the answer is no.
听着 你到这儿来捣乱已经好几个月了 Look, you've been coming in here for months pulling this crap.
如果你再犯一次 我就要正式投诉你了 If it happens again, I'm gonna submit a formal complaint.
现在快走 Now go!
好吧 All right.
我总得奋力一搏才知道 I had to give it my best shot.
我不会再来烦你了 I won't bug you again.
我只是想来看看你的进展怎么样了 I just wanted to check in and see how it's going.
目前为止都很好 Really well so far.
这些雕刻里的细节真是了不起 The detail in these carvings is really something.
你觉得要什么时候才能得出一些信息 When do you think you might have some information?
这些扫描图像需要进行分析 Well, these scans will have to be analyzed,
如果我们发现任何残留的基因 and if we find any residual DNA,
就会和现今的两个种族的基因样本 that'll have to be cross-referenced
进行交叉对比 所以 还要过几天 against present-day samples of both species, so... few days?
听上去不错 Sounds good.
你不用大老远到我这儿来 You didn't have to come all the way down here
只是为了拿到最新汇报 just to get a status update.
好吧 我的确有些要说的 Okay, um... I do have something to say.
我真的很后悔我们之间发生的一切 I really regret what happened between us,
那些永远不会再发生了 and it's never gonna happen again.
我花了很多时间 I've put a lot of time
重建我和艾德的关系 into rebuilding my relationship with Ed.
哦所以你俩是又在一起了 Oh, you two are back together?
不是的 上帝啊不是 No. Oh, God, no.
他不会再那么相信我了 He would never trust me in that way again.
我是说工作上 I meant as professionals.
我想把界限划分清楚 I just want to make it clear.
你 你在干嘛 Wha... Wha-What are you doing?
你头发有点乱 You just had a stray hair.
谢了 Thanks.
有什么不同了 What's... different?
-你看着真不错 -我不吃糖了 - You look great. - I gave up sugar.
我每天都做一小时倒立冥想 And I'm doing an hour of headstand meditation a day.
真的吗 Really?
真的太有作用了 You can totally tell.
你眼睛的白色真的 好白啊 I mean, the whites of your eyes are, like, super white.
很衬你的皮肤 Really makes your skin pop.
哦谢谢 这就是筋脉相通 Oh, thanks. It's all circulation, yeah.
这帮了我很大忙 And it really helps with everything.
思想集中 清晰 这就是肌肉的音韵 Mental focus, clarity, you know, muscle tone.
性欲冲动 Sex drive.
是吗 Yeah?
天哪 你知道么 在这艘船上 Oh, God, you know, it is just so hard
照顾好你自己实在是太难了 to take care of yourself on the ship.
比如 什么是自己的时间呢 It's, like, where's the me time, you know?
你的时间在哪里 Where is the you time?
舰长 布瑞迪恩人到了 Captain, the Bruidians have arrived,
纳瓦利恩人快到了 and the Navarians are approaching.
但是 太空梭舱报告 However, the shuttle bay is reporting
那里没人接待他们 there is no one there to receive them.
凯莉应该在下面的 人呢 Kelly's supposed to be down there. Where is she?
内部扫描显示她在房间里 Internal scan shows her in her quarters.
搞毛啊 What the hell?
小凯 Kel?
凯莉 布瑞迪恩大使到这儿了 而且 Kelly, the Bruidian ambassadors -are here, and there...
糟了个糕 Oh, no.
我 I...
艾德 等等 我能解释的 Ed, hang on. I can explain.
我不要解释 I don't need it explained.
你就是个性欲旺盛的伊斯兰圣战士 You're a sexual jihadist!
你声音轻一点冷静下来 我可以解释的 Lower your voice and calm down, okay? I can explain.
我在大吼大叫么 是么 Oh, am I yelling? Am I yelling?
你担心人们知道你本应该在太空梭舱 Are you worried people are gonna hear that you banged Darulio again
阻止一场战争爆发 when you were supposed to be in the shuttle bay
结果你又和德鲁里欧搞在一起 你疯了吧 preventing a war from starting? Are you insane?!
听着 我以为我们谈过了 Look, I thought we talked about this, okay.
我们可以跟任何人约会 我们说好了的 We can both see whoever we want, isn't that what we agreed?
哦拜托 你不会假装 Oh, come on. You're not gonna pretend
那完全没有犯规吧 that that is not completely out of bounds?
我喜欢他 艾德 我控制不住 I like him, Ed, okay? I can't help it.
猜猜怎么着 我有权利喜欢任何人 And guess what. I have the right to like whoever I want.
妈呀 你不会 Oh, come on. You're not...
我们不能再这样见面了 We all have to stop meeting like this.
那么 你有没有跟别人讲过 So, did you have a chance to talk to anyone
在电梯里放点音乐 about getting music in these elevators?
知道不 丹 你去干这活儿吧 You know what, Dann? Why don't you make that your project, huh?
你怎么不去研究研究 Why-why don't you look into that?
好的 舰长 Will do, Cap'n.
你们就是一群野蛮人 You are all barbarians!
星球是我们的 The planet is ours,
你们殖民者是公然侵犯 and your colonies are a blatantly hostile incursion!
这儿发生了什么 What's going on?
他们两秒内火气变的非常大 They went from zero to furious in two seconds.
这就是你杀害 And that's your justification
无辜百姓的正当理由吗 for the killing of innocent civilians?!
不然我们怎么做 What are we supposed to do
你们切断了供应线 想把我们活活饿死 when you attack our supply lines in order to starve us out?!
死亡对你们这种人来说太便宜了 Starvation would be too noble a death for your kind.
好了好了各位 各位冷静 Oh, hey, hey, hey, guys! Guys, guys, relax, okay?
咱们都喘口气 好吗 Just take a breath, all right?
我知道旅途不易 但是冷静 I know traveling's a bitch, but calm down.
我们会给你们准备好房间 整顿好一切 We're gonna get you all to your rooms and squared away.
布瑞迪恩人 我们准备了盐水给你们洗澡 Bruidians, we have salt water for bathing in your quarters.
纳瓦利恩人 我们给食物合成器编了程序 Navarians, we've programmed our food synthesizers
提供卡维利亚星球的泰国菜作为晚餐 to serve Cavellian Spiceroot for dinner.
谢了 舰长 Thank you, Captain.
真是太周到了 Very thoughtful.
听着 我知道你们都同意 Now, look, I know you've both agreed
尊重考古测试的结果 to honor the results of the archaeological tests,
但那也意味着你们有一方会输得很惨 but that means one of you loses big.
所以我在此提议 So here's what I'm proposing.
我们干嘛不明天再见 讨论一下呢 Why don't we meet tomorrow and just talk,
看看有没有什么方法 see if maybe there's a way for you both
你们可以太平地共享这个星球 to peacefully share the planet,
可以说我们试过了吧 just so we can say we tried?
好吧 Fine.
同意 Agreed.
瞧瞧 我们已经做出进步了 棒 Look at that. We're making progress already. Terrific.
好了 你们回房间吧 All right, so why don't you guys head to your rooms,
放松一下 喝上一杯 relax, have a drink?
小酒吧随便喝 Uh, minibar's on the house, so
吃点儿巧克力豆配上香蕉 咋样 go bananas on those M&M'S, huh?
好吧 All right.
好了 究竟怎么了 Okay, so what happened exactly?
我不知道 我去实验室 I don't know. I went to the lab
告诉他我们之间再也没有什么了 to tell him there was nothing between us anymore,
但我看着他的眼睛 but then I looked into his eyes, and...
我觉得自己都忘了他有多棒 I guess I forgot how gorgeous he is.
棒 真的吗 Gorgeous? Really?
水蓝色的眼睛和深蓝色的皮肤 Those aqua blue eyes against that deep blue skin?
好好笑哦 Ridiculous.
我妈妈以前把我们的浴室刷成那种颜色 My mom redid our bathroom in those colors.
我想是挺棒的 霞多丽酒 I guess it's nice. Chardonnay.
他有着一种吸引力 He has this magnetism.
而接下来我知道的就是我们在房间里了 And then, the next thing I knew, we're back in my quarters.
真是 It's just...
一言难尽啊 It's hard to explain.
像嗑药了 It's like a drug.
跟艾德在一起也是这感觉吗 Was it like that with Ed?
完全不一样 Totally different.
艾德是那种你能派他去买棉条和百吉饼 Ed's the kind of guy you could send out for tampons and bagels.
他总能让我开怀大笑 And he always made me laugh.
听上去很好啊 That sounds nice.
是啊 可是德鲁里欧... Yeah, sure, but Darulio...
他能激起我强烈的性欲 It's just this super intense sexual desire,
每次见到他我都心跳不已 and this rush every time I see him.
我满脑子都是他 He's all I can think about.
以致于你忘记代表们要来吗 So much so that you forgot about the arrival of the delegates.
没事的 都解决了 Oh, it's fine. It all worked out.
第一次和德鲁里欧在一起时 You know, I think the first time around with Darulio,
我唯一想到的就是我搞砸了和艾德的关系 all I could think about was how badly I messed up with Ed.
也许当时我只顾着内疚 And maybe I was so busy feeling guilty
而忽略了一件事 that I missed something.
忽略了什么事 Missed what?
我爱上他了 That I'm in love with him.
德鲁里欧就是我的真命天子 Darulio's the one.
他是我的灵魂伴侣 He's my soul mate.
我该不该留刘海 Should I get bangs?
她怎么能再次做出这种事 How the hell could she do this again?
到底是怎么发生的 How-how is this happening?
这不是什么顺心事 不过 Yeah, it's not ideal, but, I mean,
你和凯莉也分手了 it's not like you and Kelly are still together,
所以严格来说 她没... so,technically, she didn't even...
不 戈登 No, Gordon.
就是这个家伙 我们才分手的 We're not together because of that guy, okay?
没什么能改变 There is no way to spin this
她完全失去判断力的事实 where her judgment is not completely off the damn scale.
要不这样吧 Okay, well, you know what?
你就专心处理好和谈的事 Maybe just focus on the peace talks, huh?
这能很好地转移你的注意力 That's a good distraction, right?
不 你知道吗 No. You know what?
我要炒了那家伙 I'm firing that guy.
我们换一个考古学家 只是延迟一点而已 We'll get a new archaeologist. It'll be a minor delay.
但他就滚蛋了 德鲁里欧就滚蛋了 But he is gone. Darulio is gone.
-收拾好你的行李 你被解雇了 -什么 - Pack up your crap. You're fired. - What?
你立马给我滚 You're gone. Right now.
你的所作所为极其不专业 What you did was beyond unprofessional.
这是你的战舰 It's your ship.
我不想惹麻烦 I don't want to cause any trouble.
你不想惹麻烦 那真是... You don't want any trouble. That is...
-天呐 笑死人了 -很可惜 - My God, that is hilarious. - Well, it's too bad,
因为我们有进展了 because we're really making some progress here.
你想看个酷玩意吗 You-you want to see something cool?
我想看酷玩意吗 Do I want to see something cool?
你刚刚有听见我说话吗 Have you heard anything I just said?
我全都听见了 Yes, I heard all of it.
你理应感到愤怒 And you're absolutely right to be angry.
我没有任何借口 只除了 I-I have no excuse, other than the fact
我家乡的文化 that I come from a culture
认为拒绝别人的求欢是不礼貌的 where it is considered rude to turn down sex.
但你如果想赶我走 我完全能理解 But if you want to kick me out, I totally get it.
但我想先让你看样东西 But I'd love to show you something first.
来看一眼 Come have a look.
什么 我看的是什么 What? What am I looking at?
古老的DNA 也许有三万年历史了 Ancient DNA. Maybe 30,000 years old.
是布瑞迪恩人的还是纳瓦利恩人的 Is it Bruidian or Navarian?
还不完整 我得用电脑做些分析 Incomplete. I need to do some computer analysis
看有没有什么标记 to see if there are any markers.
这是怎么保存下来的 Well, how was it preserved?
这个文物 This artifact?
原来是生育桶 Turns out it's a birthing bucket.
DNA是从里面的 The DNA was found
胎盘残留物中找到的 in the remnants of placenta recovered from inside of it.
不会吧 You're kidding.
36小时后应该就能知道是否有基因标记 We should know whether there are any genetic markers in 36 hours.
太好了 但愿那能给我们点时间协商和平 Well, good. Hopefully, that'll give us some time to broker some peace.
那我就... So, I should just...
把我的记录转交给下一位考古学家 行吗 give my notes to the next archaeologist. Is that cool?
你刚是说36小时吗 You know, um, what'd you say, 36 hours?
是的 Yeah.
不如你留下来吧 Why don't you just stay, you know?
我们可以像成年人一样完成这事 I mean, it's... We can work through this like adults.
为了和平 For the sake of the peace.
如果你希望这样的话 If that's what you're comfortable with.
你... Do you, um...
你待会想不想喝一杯 Do you maybe want to get a drink later?
我们可以在食堂碰头 Like, we could meet in the mess hall, you know.
类似那样 没有太疯狂的举动 Something like that. Just, no-nothing crazy.
-就是喝一杯 -只是放松一下 - Just-just a drink. - Just totally cazh?
对 没错 Yeah, just totally, whatever, you know.
-8点行吗 -很好 - 8:00? - Love it.
-好吧 -好吧 - Okay. - Okay.
棒棒哒 Groov-ay.
我怎么会... 我不知道怎么会那么说 Why did I...? I don't-- I don't know why I just said that.
棒棒哒 我以前从没说过这句话 Groov-ay. I... I've never said that before in my life.
我不是这样说话的 That's not how I talk.
我不爱用这些词 I don't say those things. That's...
-到时见啦 -好 - I'll see you there. - Yeah.
克莱尔 Claire?
我今天提早下班了 I got off early today.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
当然是大大地好啦 I'm gonna give that a big yes.
这就是你的住处 So... this is your place.
没错 这里就是魔法发生的地方 This is it. This is where the magic happens.
-那是什么 -是我的床 - What's that? - Oh, well, that's my bed.
我睡给你看看 Here, I'll show you.
辛苦工作一天后能舒展开 Ah, it's nice just to be able to spread out
是件美妙的事 at the end of a long shift.
好痒 Tickles.
这又是什么 And what is this?
-是你和你妈妈吗 -算是吧 - Is this you and your mom? - Kind of.
我们这个物种是靠有丝分裂来繁殖的 My species reproduces by mitosis.
那以前是我妈妈 That used to be my mom,
但现在是我和我弟弟 but now it's me and my brother.
很明显 他像妈妈 He got the looks, obviously.
亚飞特 Yaphit.
什么事 Yeah?
你想吻我吗 Do you want to kiss me?
什么 我... What? I, uh...
嗯 非常想 Yeah, totally.
我也很想 I'd like that a lot.
是什么... What, uh...
是什么让你改变主意了 what made you change your mind?
忘了那个吧 Forget about that.
接下来我们要做什么 Where do we go from here?
想去游泳吗 Want to go for a swim?
请进 Come in.
怎么回事 Hi. What's up?
你高兴你来了 想给你看个东西 Glad you're here. I want to show you something.
和德鲁里欧怎么样 你让他走人了吗 Hey, how did it go with Darulio? Did you send him packing?
他的事已经差不多做完了 Oh, you know, it turns out he's almost done with his work,
我想要不还是算了 so I just figured might as well leave it, you know?
真的吗 你当时真的很气愤 Really? I mean, y-you seemed pretty pissed.
对 我们说了几句 Yeah, you know, we got to talking,
他人其实挺好的 and it turns out he's a pretty cool guy.
非常非常好 Like, really cool, actually.
我们半小时后约了喝酒 We're having drinks in a half hour.
你们约了喝酒 You're... meeting for drinks.
对 我说 这不过是 Yeah. I mean, it's just...
喝喝酒 没什么大不了的 just drinks, you know. It's no big deal.
又不是要结婚 It's not like we're getting married or anything.
-什么 -看我穿这件 - What? -Check this out.
慢着 你不应该主持和谈吗 Wait, are-aren't you supposed to be mediating the peace talks?
怎么样 What do you think?
你准备穿这身喝酒 You're gonna wear that to drinks?
-你不喜欢这件 -非常讨厌 - You hate it. - Very much so, yes.
我只想表现一下个人风格 God, you know, I just... I want to show some personal style.
你知道吗 德鲁里欧就非常有型 You know? Darulio has such great style,
我只想和他一样 and I just want to step up to that level.
你好像迷上他了 You seem like you're really into him.
没有迷上他 Not into him.
好吧 Okay.
但假设我喜欢他又怎么样 But, it's like, what if I was?
假设是的话 凭什么不行 You know, what if I was? Why couldn't I be?
你可以做任何事 Hey, you can be whatever you want, man.
我只希望你开心就好 I just want you to be happy.
我只是不知道你 I just didn't know you were...
我才没有喜欢他 I'm not into him, okay?
但就像 我们为什么那么死板 But it's like, why do we have to be so rigid?
我们为什么有这么多 You know, why do we have to have all these rules
规定啊标签啊什么的 and labels and things?
我们为什么把人限制在条条框框里 It's like, why-why do we have to put people in boxes?
要知道 为什么这东西要叫框框 You know? Why-why even call a box a box?
可能有文字比较方便吧 I think it's just easier to have words.
为谁方便 反正不是框框 Easier for who? Not the box.
可能框框有自己的想法呢 Maybe the box wants to do its own thing.
你有想过吗 You ever think of that?
好吧 我有些搞不清楚 Okay, I'm-I'm confused.
你想上德鲁里欧吗 Do you want to bang Darulio?
上 被上 你为什么执着于贴标签呢 Bang, be banged, but why you so hung up on labels, man?
你知道吗 你自己有问题 You know what? You're the problem.
问题就是你自己 You are the problem.
比起疯狂给人贴标签 You know what, instead of frantically labeling people
你怎么不用镜子照照你自己 all day long, why don't you take a look in the mirror? Huh?
不如换种方式吧 Do that for a change.
你应该为我高兴 God, you should be happy for me.
我没有 等下现在几点了 I don't... Wait. What time is it?
天哪我要迟到了 你一会在吗 Oh, my God. I'm late. Listen, you gonna be up later?
我给你打电话的 好吧 'Cause I'm gonna give you a call. All right?
一会见 Talk to you soon.
我跟你说 她的表现真的很奇怪 I'm telling you, she's acting really weird.
就好像根本不是她自己 It's like she's not even herself.
可能嗑药了 Could be drugs.
-我们的大副没有嗑药 -醒醒吧 - Our first officer is not on drugs. - Uh, wake up.
全船都嗑药 This whole ship's on drugs.
对不起 我想知道 Excuse me. I would like to know
我们什么时候 when we can expect the results
可以得知物品的测试结果 of the tests on the artifact.
结果马上就会出来 They should be available soon.
你的舰长与大副 Neither your captain nor your first officer
都没有回复我的信息 have responded to my messages.
冷落客人是你们的习俗吗 Is it your custom to ignore your guests?
梅赛舰长来了 There's Captain Mercer now.
我相信他可以给你最新的消息 I'm sure he can give you any updates you may need.
舰长 我试图联系你两个小时了 Captain, I have been trying to reach you for two hours.
我的人民已经开始焦躁 My people are becoming restless.
再等等 我们马上就有消息了 Look, just hang tight. We'll have some info soon.
布瑞迪恩人对我们很不客气 The Bruidians are openly hostile to us.
我们想尽快结束 We do not wish to remain on the same vessel with them
和他们同船的时间 any longer than we must.
放松好吗 这事我们会搞清楚的 Look, just relax. Okay? We'll have this whole thing
对不起 sorted out in no time. Excuse me.
我在排一条很长很长的队 So, I'm standing in this huge line
-你好 -上厕所 - Hey there. - for the bathroom...
坐吧 Have a seat.
凯莉正讲故事呢 Kelly's just in the middle of telling a story.
太棒了 Great.
我听到我跨物种政策课教授 Anyway, so I overhear my Interspecies Diplomacy professor
和一帮子人 bragging to a bunch of people about
炫耀说我想约他 how he thought I wanted to hook up with him, and...
和芬齐教授 With Professor Fincher?
-对 就是他 -怎么了 - Yes! The same. - What?
垃圾 是不是 Such a scumbag, right?
-我就过去说 -对对 - So, then I walk up to him.... - Yeah, yeah.
你把他推进池塘 她推进去 复仇 You pushed him in the pool. She pushed him in the pool. Revenge!
女孩力量 好棒 Girl power! Yay! Oh, my God.
我听过这故事 一千次有了 I've heard this story, like, a thousand times.
你怎么样 So, how was the rest of your day?
艾德 你在这干什么 Ed, what are you doing here?
德鲁里欧和我准备喝酒 Darulio and I made plans to have a drink,
现在开始 so that's starting now.
我们的喝酒计划 Our drink plan.
-不如我们一起 -行啊 - Well, why don't we just all have a drink, then? - Sure.
实际上我们想讨论一些事情 Well, actually, we had some stuff that we wanted to discuss.
顺便 Oh, by the way,
纳瓦利恩人在那边很不爽 the Navarians are getting kind of cranky over there.
你或许可以用你的胸去转移注意力 Maybe you could go distract them with your breasts.
我准备去拿点喝的 You know what, I'm gonna grab us a drink.
-每个人都要吧 -好啊 - Everybody want a round? -Sure.
我和你一样就行了 I'll have what you're having.
你在干什么 是为了阻挠我对吧 What are you doing? Are you messing with me?
这是惩罚吗 Is this punishment?
你真自恋 Wow, what a narcissist you are.
不 这不是惩罚 No, this is not punishment.
我恰好觉得他人好 I happen to think he's a cool guy.
你觉得他人好 You think he's a cool guy?
对 我就这么说了 Yeah, that's what I said.
你喷了香水吗 Are you wearing cologne?
怎么了 So?
你拔了眉毛吗 Did you pluck your eyebrows?
没有 No.
我知道这小动作 Oh, I know these moves.
你的愚蠢策略 你用在我身上过 These are your stupid moves. You used them on me.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
什么突然摸摸手 The accidental hand touching?
什么夸张的打扮 The excessive grooming?
我讨厌打破你的梦 但你不是他的菜 I hate to break it to you, but you're not his type.
好吧 我们走着瞧 如何 Well, we'll just see about that, won't we?
这会很伤人心的 Oh, this is gonna be so sad.
伤你的心吧 Yeah, maybe for you.
好了 让我们举杯 Here you go. Let's have a toast.
敬老友 To old friends.
敬新开始 To new beginnings.
指挥官 布瑞迪恩人请求 Commander, the Bruidians are asking
与舰桥通话 to speak with the bridge.
接通 Put them through.
日安 大使 Good day, Ambassador.
你昨天肯定睡得很好吧 I trust you slept well last night.
舰长在哪里 Where is the captain?
我是柏图斯少校 I am Lieutenant Commander Bortus.
梅赛舰长在处理其他事物 Captain Mercer is attending to other matters.
我们有理由相信 We have reason to believe
纳瓦利恩人影响了测试 that the Navarians are exerting an influence over the test,
但我联系不上梅赛舰长 and I have not been able to reach Captain Mercer
和格雷森指挥官 or Commander Grayson.
我向你保证 没有人占了小便宜 I assure you, no one is getting special treatment.
我想跟梅赛舰长通话 I want to speak to Captain Mercer.
我会调查此事后联系你 I will look into the matter and contact you soon.
舰桥通话完毕 Bridge out.
舰长和指挥官去哪里了 Where are the captain and the commander?
上次看到他们是在食堂里 The last time I saw them, they were in the mess hall.
但是 长官 But, sir...
指挥官随后举止非常奇怪 the commander's been acting very weird lately.
奇怪 Weird?
她好像 迷上德鲁里欧了 Well, she's, like, obsessed with Darulio.
一直在谈论他 It's all she talks about.
艾德见到德鲁里欧后举止也非常奇怪 You know, Ed's been acting really strange with Darulio, too.
他也...有点戳[喜欢]他似的 He seems... kind of into him.
你说"戳[喜欢]他"是什么意思 What do you mean "Into him"?
就是戳[喜欢]他呗 I mean, into him.
你这话我就不懂了 Your statement is confusing.
梅赛舰长赶时髦戳了德鲁里欧吗 Has the captain entered Mr. Darulio in some fashion?
还没戳 Not yet.
马库斯 泰 Marcus, Ty.
你们俩在舰桥干什么 What are you guys doing on the bridge?
我妈妈锁门待在办公室里几小时 My mom's been locked in her office for hours,
也不开门 and she won't answer the door.
克莱尔 你在里面吗 Claire, are you in there?
天哪 Oh, my God!
有能帮到你的吗 Now, what can I do for you?
我刚到底遇到什么了 What the hell did I just walk in on?
我脾气好你该感到幸运 Yeah, you're lucky I'm so easygoing.
这世界上还是有隐私这回事的 There's a little thing called privacy, you know.
克莱尔 我们在医疗舱 Claire, we are in sickbay.
你刚还跟亚飞特做一些我不知道的事 And you were just doing I don't know what with Yaphit.
你讨厌亚飞特吧 You hate Yaphit!
阿罗拉 之前我没有给过他机会 Alara, I just never gave him a chance.
但当我允许自己卸下防备 But when I finally allowed myself to take down my walls,
我才明白自己是个傻瓜 I realized what an idiot I've been.
我和亚飞特是灵魂伴侣 Yaphit and I are soul mates.
我们要结婚了 We're going to get married.
是啊 最近这舰上怎么这么多灵魂伴侣 Yeah, a lot of soul mates around here lately.
天哪 My God!
你该为我感到高兴 You should be happy for me.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
柏图斯呼叫基坦中尉 Bortus to Lieutenant Kitan.
等等 别动 Hang on. Just... stay right there.
继续 Go ahead.
布瑞迪恩人和纳瓦利恩人都威胁 The Bruidians and the Navarians are both threatening
要退出协定 to withdraw from the agreement
-然后以战争解决冲突 -棒极了 - and to settle their conflict in battle. - Oh, great.
电脑显示舰长和指挥官 The computer shows the captain and the commander
在科学实验室附近 但二人都未回复 near Science Lab 1, but they are not responding.
我正在赶去 叫代表们等等 I'm on my way there. Tell the delegates to stand by.
你们都搞定了吗 Are you all done in there?
我想再来一发 I want to go for round two.
亚飞特 听我说 Yaphit, listen to me.
我想明白之前你不许跟克莱尔 You are not to have any contact with Claire
有任何接触 明白吗 until I figure out what's going on. Understand?
姐们 我果冻想要什么都能得到 Hey, man, the jelly wants what the jelly wants.
今天不行 我这是给你下命令 Not today. I am giving you a direct order.
回你屋里去 别应门 Go back to your quarters, and do not answer the door.
等等 为什么 Wait, wh-why?
因为这是我的命令 Because I said so!
你的手真美 You have beautiful hands.
谢谢 根据电脑程序 Thank you. Well, based on the computer's progress,
很快我们就能有答案了 we should have our answers very shortly.
你太聪明了 You're a genius.
德 听着 我知道昨晚你刚来 Hey, Dar. Hey, listen, I know it's your last night here,
因为你要加班 and since you have to work late,
我做了点晚餐 I made us a little dinner.
三明治 香蕉面包 Some sandwiches. Banana bread.
-一瓶玫瑰葡萄酒 -真贴心 - Bottle of rosé. - That is so sweet.
就像你之前复习指挥官考试的时候 Oh, it's just like the dinner I made for you
我给你做的晚餐一样 when you were studying for your officer's exam.
这可不是你那干巴巴的香蕉面包 凯莉 This isn't your dry-ass banana bread, Kelly.
是我的独家配方 This is my own recipe.
我原想我们可以来个小野餐 I thought maybe we could have a little picnic,
就我们两个 just you and me.
听起来不错 Oh, sounds great.
但我以为我们要看电影的 But I-I thought we were gonna watch a movie.
艾德非常体贴 W-Well, Ed was being so thoughtful,
我也不想浪费这些美食 and I'd hate for all that good food to go to waste.
好吧 Okay.
指挥官 代表们要掀房顶了 Commander, the delegates are at the boiling point.
现在必须去进行调停了 I really think now's the time for that mediation.
他们一来就叨逼叨个没完 Oh, they've been squawkin' since they got here.
他们没事 They'll be fine.
长官 此事非常重要 Sir. I really think it's important.
此外我也需要跟德鲁里欧谈谈 Besides, I need to talk to Darulio, anyway.
他的忠诚调查出了点操作问题 There's been a technical issue with his security clearance.
没事 我们会去的 It's fine. We'll go.
反正艾德没有其他计划了 Ed didn't have any other plans, anyway.
好吧 行 All right, fine.
-过一会来我屋里吃晚饭 -没问题 -Dinner in my quarters after? -Deal.
太棒了 Yes!
阿罗拉呼叫艾萨克 Alara to Isaac.
帮我护送双方代表 Do me a favor and escort the delegates
去会议室 to the conference room.
好的 中尉 Yes, Lieutenant.
到底是怎么回事 Okay, what the hell's going on here?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我想知道你到底对船长 I want to know what you're doing
指挥官和芬恩医生做了什么 to the captain, the commander and Dr. Finn.
他们都表现得像个疯狂青少年 They're all acting like insane teenagers,
而且都是从你登船开始的 说吧 and it started when you came on board. Talk.
好吧 被你看穿了 Okay, you got me.
我们种族的成员每年都有一次发情期 Once a year, members of my species go through heat.
我们会释放一种信息素 We release a pheromone
通过皮肤散播 帮助我们吸引配偶 though our skin to help us attract mates.
是通过皮肤接触传播的 It's transferred through touch.
我并非故意感染艾德和凯莉 I didn't mean to affect Ed and Kelly,
但很可能是 but it probably happened
我们在起降舱握手时发生的 when we shook hands in the shuttle bay.
而现在他们都陷入了 And now they're both in artificial,
和你诡异的人造之爱 crippling love with you.
这个完全没有人造因素 Oh, there's nothing artificial about it.
他们真的在发生感情 They're experiencing feelings.
虽说仍然是化学物质 Chemically induced feelings,
激发的感情 但到底也是感情 I grant you, but feelings nonetheless.
那克莱尔呢 她为什么这么迷恋亚飞特 And what about Claire? Why is she all into Yaphit?
我在走廊上不小心踩到了亚飞特 I tripped over Yaphit in the corridor.
他的胶质外膜肯定吸收了我的信息素 His gelatinous membrane must have absorbed my pheromones,
然后不知怎的又传染给了医生 and then he transferred them to the doctor somehow.
他给她送了花 He was bringing her flowers.
胶质外膜居然成了信息素载体 a gelatinous membranea lifeform retepsian pheromonal carrier.
你能相信吗 Could you believe it?
难道这对你来说都是个玩笑吗 Oh, so this is all just a big joke to you.
这是无害的 Look, it's harmless.
最糟的情况也就是 The worst thing that happens...
大家都打炮打爽了 we all have great sex.
会消失的 It'll pass.
-过多久 -几天吧 - When? - A few days.
你应该知道如果布瑞迪恩人和纳瓦利恩人 You do realize that if the Bruidians and the Navarians
一旦开战 全都是你的责任吧 go to war, it's all your fault.
小姑娘 你未免夸大其词了吧 Girlfriend, you are making way too big a deal of this.
现在就去医疗舱 马上 We're going to sickbay. Now.
你就是条毒蛇 You're a snake.
德鲁里欧更喜欢我又不是我的错 Hey, it's not my fault Darulio likes me better than you.
那是因为他不知道 That's because he doesn't know
你是个怎样的混蛋 what a piece of crap you really are.
冥冥之中真是自有天数 You know, there really is some justice in all this.
想不到我居然和 I wind up with the guy
你偷情的人搞上了 who you cheated with during our marriage.
是吗 等到他发现他犯了个大错误 Yeah, and when he finds out what a terrible decision he's made,
他马上就会和我一样跳船的 he'll jump ship just like I did.
你休想伤我的心 你别想惹到我 You can't hurt me right now. You cannot hurt me.
我太幸福了 而你还不如也替我高兴 I'm way too happy. And you may as well be happy for me,
而不要跟个婊子似的撒泼 instead of acting like a total bitch.
我让他们把音乐装上了 I got 'em to put the music in.
你们两位有没有喜欢的歌 If there's any songs you guys want to...
抱歉 但是你是不是整天就光 I'm sorry, but do you just ride up and down
坐着电梯上上下下 the freakin' elevator all day?!
你是专业电梯员吗 Is that your freakin' job?!
别在意 哥们 You're all good, man.
抱歉让两位久等了 Sorry to keep you guys waiting.
有许多情况需要汇报吧 So, lots to catch up on, huh?
-有什么最新进展 -我们也想知道这个 - What's the latest? - That is what we would like to know.
文物的基因测试结果到底出没出来 Where are the results of the test on the artifact?
他们很快就弄好了 耐心点 They'll be ready soon. Just be patient.
我们已经足够耐心了 We have been patient enough!
自从我们登船你就一直无视我们的质问 You have ignored our inquiries since we came aboard!
纳瓦利恩人对洛波维斯星的所有权不容置疑 The Navarian claim to Lopovius must be cemented!
除非我们死光了 Over our bloodied corpses.
我们非常乐意帮你实现 We shall be happy to accommodate.
我们会把主要目标设定为彻底毁灭 We will make it our prime objective to wipe out
你们星球 直到一个活物都不剩 your entire world, down to the last living creature.
听我说 抱歉 You know what, I'm sorry,
我必须打断一下 I have to interrupt here for a second,
因为我实在是等不了了 because I cannot hold this in any longer.
我遇见了一个非常投缘的人 I have met the most amazing guy.
你们知道那种遇见命定之人 And you know how when you meet someone,
你就会巴不得和他分享整个世界 you just have to share it with the whole world...
够了 这个所谓调停就是一场闹剧 Enough! This mediation is a sham!
你就等着布瑞迪恩舰队杀到吧 You can expect the arrival of the Bruidian Fleet.
那也只会被我们更强大的舰队摧毁 It will be met with a superior force.
那好 我去约会了 Well, I got a date.
就这些 Well, that's it.
联盟医疗数据库里没有任何结果 Nothing at all in the Union medical database.
看来是这样 谢谢你的帮助 朴护士 It would appear so. Thank you for your help, Nurse Park.
几位 我说过了 会消退的 Guys, I'm telling ya, it wears off.
你被停职了 You're dismissed.
并且禁闭在舱室中等待处理 And confined to quarters until further notice.
你们怎么对这事都这么傻... You guys are being so silly about this...
-你自己走 要不我提溜你 -我这就走 - You can walk or I can carry you. - All right, I'm going.
艾萨克呼叫舰桥 Isaac to bridge.
我们分析了德鲁里欧先生的信息素取样 We have analyzed a sample of Mr. Darulio's pheromone,
似乎并没有已知的解药 and there appears to be no known antidote.
-收到 -少校 有别的军舰来了 - Acknowledged. - Commander, we got company.
布瑞迪恩舰队 距离七千公里 接近中 Bruidian warships, 7,000 kilometers and closing.
看来是全军出动了 Looks like their entire fleet.
放大图像 Magnify image.
扫描器显示有第二支舰队出现 Scanners are showing a second fleet farther out.
同样朝我们驶来 Also headed our way.
-纳瓦利恩人 -看来是 - The Navarians. - Looks like it.
启动防护罩 Raise deflectors.
糟了 情况不妙 Oh, man, this is not good.
艾萨克 舰长到底在哪里 Isaac, where is the captain?!
内部扫描显示他在自己的舱室 Internal scan shows he is in his quarters.
柏图斯呼叫梅赛舰长 Bortus to Captain Mercer.
舰桥呼叫梅赛舰长 请立即回复 Bridge to Captain Mercer. Please respond.
别回复 别回复 我不在我不在 Don't answer, don't answer, I'm not here, I'm not here.
舰桥呼叫格雷森指挥官 Bridge to Commander Grayson.
那些舰队就要全面开火了 Those fleets are about to destroy each other.
我真爱你的大蓝脑袋 I love your big blue head.
但你不应该在舰桥值班吗 But shouldn't you be on the bridge?
我老是在舰桥待着 I'm always on the bridge.
可我现在只想在这里 This is where I want to be right now.
可是你是舰长啊 But you're the captain.
外面马上就要开战了 And there's a war starting out there.
我这个舰长现在最想做的 The only thing I'm captain of right now
就是你那紧实的身体 is your taut physique.
快过来 Now get over here.
他们来了 指挥官 Here they are, Commander.
命令你们的战舰立刻撤退 Order your fleets to stand down immediately.
只有摧毁了最后一艘敌方战舰 My fleet will stand down
我们才会撤退 when the last enemy ship is destroyed.
这一次 我和他意见一致 For once, I'm in agreement.
这件事你们联盟毫无作用 Your Union has been entirely useless in this affair.
从现在开始我们准备自己解决 We will handle it ourselves from here.
我们不能让这场斗争升级 We cannot afford to have this conflict escalate.
撤军 Stand down.
中尉 没收他们的通信设备 Lieutenant, confiscate their communication devices
-将他们关在房间内 -是 长官 - and confine them to quarters. - Aye, sir.
长官 我们可以重新设置 Sir, it may be possible to reconfigure
扩大我们的防护罩 and extend our deflectors
在两方战舰中制造出一层局部的屏障 to create a partial barrier between the two fleets.
那可以为我们争取一些时间 联系工程部 That would buy us some time. Contact Engineering.
艾萨克呼叫牛顿主管 Isaac to Chief Newton.
将防护罩设置成 How much time would be required
以下参数 to configure the deflectors
需要多少时间 to the following specifications?
可以很快 但需要亚飞特的协助 I can do it fast, but only with Yaphit.
只有他才能足够快地到那些管道那儿去 He's the only one who can get to those conduits quick enough.
亚飞特中尉 请到工程部报到 Lieutenant Yaphit, report to Engineering.
马上到 长官 On my way, sir.
德鲁里欧先生 Mr. Darulio.
我知道 我被软禁了 但请听我说 I know, I'm under house arrest, but please just hear me out.
或许我能帮上忙 There may be a way that I can help.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
克莱尔 我正赶去工程部 Claire! I'm, uh, I'm on my way to Engineering.
你拿着武器干什么 What are you doing with that weapon?
你为什么还没有打给我 Why haven't you called me?
我给你发了有900条短信了 I've left you, like, 900 messages.
这个嘛 有人要我... Um, yeah, well, I was told...
怎么 你糊了我一身后 What, you just want to slime all over me
就想把我踢到路边去了吗 and then kick me to the curb?
你为什么还不回我消息 Why haven't you called me back?
克莱尔 我真的该赶去 Claire, I-I really have to get to...
回答我的问题 Answer the question.
长官 两方战舰交火了 Sir, the fleets have opened fire on each other.
牛顿主管 Chief Newton,
防护罩现在是什么状态 what is the status of the deflectors?
长官 我们还在等亚飞特过来 Sir, we're still waiting on Yaphit.
他还没到工程部来 He never made it to Engineering.
指挥官 请批准为两方战舰开启 Commander, permission to open a wide-band channel
宽带通道 to both fleets.
中尉 Lieutenant?
相信我 Trust me.
批准 Do it.
已接通 You're on, guys.
布瑞迪恩的战舰 请撤退返回我们的星球 Bruidian fleet, stand down and return to the home planet.
纳瓦利恩的战舰 也撤退吧 Navarian fleet, stand down as well.
我已经和布瑞迪恩大使达成了共识 I've reached an agreement with the Bruidian ambassador.
共识 An agreement?
得了吧 把真相告诉他们 Come on, you can tell them the truth.
我... Well, I...
我不想他们比我的父母先知道 I don't want them to know before my parents know.
天呐 Oh, my God.
你快要把我感动哭了 You're going to make me cry.
长官 两方战舰已撤离 Sir, both fleets have disengaged.
它们都飞走了 They're heading away.
一切安好 舰长 Well, everything looks good, Captain.
你感觉如何 How you feeling?
挺好的 Uh, I'm fine.
有点奇怪 不过还不错 Little weirded out, but otherwise fine.
你呢 How about you?
一样 Same.
我现在不期待见到亚飞特了 I'm not looking forward to seeing Yaphit again,
-我只能说这么多了 -嗯 - I can tell you that much. - Yeah.
朴护士 我会在你的档案中 Nurse Park, I'm putting a special commendation
写一段特别的推荐语的 on your record.
是医学电脑的功劳 长官 The medical computer did the work, sir.
这只是德鲁里欧先生的费洛蒙的加强版 I-It was just a souped-up version of Mr. Darulio's pheromone.
我们只用把它注射进布瑞迪恩大使的汗腺中 All we had to do was embed it in the Bruidian's sweat glands,
然后就会一见钟情了 and it was love at first sight.
唯一困难的就是让他们握手 The only hard part was getting them to shake hands.
好吧 我觉得可以上岗了 All right, I think you're cleared for duty.
谢谢你 医生 Thanks, Doc.
请进 Come in.
听着 我 Listen, I...
能不能永远不提这事了 Can we just not talk about it? Ever?
我正准备说同样的话 You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing,
但我担心自己听起来很混蛋 but I was afraid I'd sound like a dick.
不会 You don't.
即使这样 Well, even so...
我也感觉很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不管怎样 我们还有个更紧急的问题 Well, we have a more immediate problem anyway.
费洛蒙作用消失了该怎么办 What happens when the pheromone wears off?
现在大使们是在热恋中 但几天后 The ambassadors are in love now, but in a few days
他们又会记起对彼此的仇恨来 they'll remember they hate each other again.
不一定 Not necessarily.
我刚分析完 I just finished my analysis.
发现文物既有布瑞迪恩人的DNA It turns out the DNA in the artifact
也有纳瓦利恩人的 is both Bruidian and Navarian.
他们有共同的祖先 They have a common ancestor.
洛波维斯星球属于他们两方 They both have a claim to Lopovius.
他们只能共同拥有它 They'll have to share it.
这样事情就简单多了 Well, that makes things a lot easier.
是的 Yes.
-我能说我感觉有点 -德鲁里欧 - Can I just say that I feel kind of... - Darulio.
谢谢你的报告 Thank you for your report.
奥林匹亚号刚刚抵达 The Olympia has just arrived,
有一艘太空舱在等着你 and there's a shuttle waiting for you.
好的 Okay.
德鲁里欧 等下 Darulio, wait.
一年前 我们认识时 A year ago, when we met...
你那时是在发情期吗 were you in heat then?
或许 Maybe.