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翻译 反青椒光波 Eunice 冰棒通信官 Silence
翻译 萌萌战略分析 酱油 Spock斗 章鱼埃克斯
校对 Seth老婆
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
后期 吉吉
总监 Seth老婆
早餐秀
我觉得我很难理解的一点是 I guess what I'm having a little bit of trouble with here
你们怎么会做出这样的事情 is how you could have done something like this in the first place.
请帮我理解一下 I mean, please, help me understand
你们当时是怎么想的 what was going through your minds at the time.
我们没注意 We weren't paying attention.
我可以代表我们说一句 And I know I speak for us both when I say that
如果能重来一次 我绝对会 if I had it to do over again, I would absolutely
换一种方式 do things differently.
我会更加认真 I would be much more aware.
这是因为你被发现了 还是你觉得羞愧 Because you got caught, or because you feel ashamed?
我觉得羞愧 I feel ashamed.
我为自己的行为感到羞愧 I'm ashamed of my behavior,
我也觉得非常非常抱歉 and I am deeply, deeply sorry.
下班后我们都会去凯琳家 Yeah, we were all gonna go to Kylynn's after work,
你要一起吗 if you want to come.
我也是 Me, too.
如果你想的话 也可以邀请她 I mean, you can invite her, if you want.
我现在不太想找她 I'm just kind of over her right now.
那是因为她这个人 Well, she's just been kind of like
总是对其他朋友很不好 你懂吗 a really bad friend to all our other friends, you know?
上周她被投了15张差评投票 I mean, she got 15 downvotes last week,
你觉得能说明什么 so that tells you something.
路易斯和汤姆的时间就到这里 That's about all the time we have for Lewis and Tom,
别忘了投出你的票哦 so, please, don't forget to cast your votes now.
你在看早餐秀吗 You have The Breakfast Show on?
对 但我错过了开头 他们做了什么 Yeah, but I missed the first part-- what did they do?
更加真诚 ...or sincere.
那家伙的眼睛真奇怪 That one guy has really weird eyes.
我也说不好 就是感觉很阴暗 Mm, I don't know, he just seems kind of shady.
对 我本来打算穿蓝色的 Yeah, I was gonna wear the blue one,
结果忘记那件借给杰斯拉了 but then I totally forgot I let Jessala borrow it,
而她出城了 and now she's out of town.
是啊 那个贱人 I know, right? Bitch.
等她回来我一定要投她差评票 She is so getting a downvote when she gets back.
最终投票已经开始 Final Vote has begun.
《奥维尔号》第一季第七集
多数决原则
天哪 确实看起来很像地球 Man, it does look a lot like Earth.
很多地方都很像 In more ways than one.
银河系里有那么多不同星球 With all the different planets in the galaxy,
肯定会存在几个平行物种发展 you're bound to have a few cases of parallel species development.
撒加斯四号就是典型代表 Sargas Four is an acute example of this phenomenon.
联盟文化人类学家相信 Union cultural anthropologists believe it bears
它与21世纪的地球有惊人的相似度 remarkable similarities to your 21st century Earth.
所以如果我下去的话 So, like, I could go down there
还能买到巨型三明治吗 and get, like, a Manwich?
只有登陆小队能下去 Nobody's going down there except the landing team.
那些研究人员已经多久没联系到了 How long have the researchers been unaccounted for?
一个多月了 Over a month.
他们上次的报告显示 Their last report indicated they'd had
他们在融入星球文化方面有进展 some success integrating into the culture.
还发回了一些很有趣的照片 They even sent back some really interesting images.
可是突然之间音信全无 And then, suddenly, nothing.
一片静默 Radio silence.
可能只是设备出了问题 Could just be equipment malfunction.
-通讯设备故障 -也许吧 - Communications failure. - Maybe.
我去看看登陆小队 I'm gonna go check on the landing team.
-柏图斯 由你指挥 -是 长官 - Bortus, you have the conn. - Aye, sir.
真是太扯了 This is ridiculous, man.
穿着这个还怎么走路 How the hell is anybody supposed to walk around in these things?
不知道 约翰 我觉得你穿紧身裤挺帅的 I don't know, John, I think you look good in skinny jeans.
我要是想给蛋蛋抓痒 If I wanted to scratch my balls right now,
还得伸手到后面口袋里 I would have to reach in my back pocket.
至少你的裤子没有破洞 Yeah, well, at least your pants are whole.
长官 我看起来好蠢 Commander, I look ridiculous.
你要顶着那个额头下去吗 You want to go down there with that forehead?
不 但是 Well, no, but...
好了 来看看文件里还有什么 Okay, let's see what else is in the file.
我们对这个社会没有很详细的信息 We don't have a lot of specific information on this society.
传统的撒加斯四号头饰 各种风格 Traditional Sargas Four headwear, various styles.
来 Here.
给你这个 好多了 There you go. That's better.
约翰 你觉得呢 John, what do you think?
不错 我很喜欢 I dig it. I like the whole thing.
要是安迪现在看到你 If Andy got a look at you right now,
绝对会后悔他甩了你 he'd be kickin' himself for dumpin' you.
先说清楚 是我甩了他 I dumped him, let's be clear about that.
天哪 你们看起来像待业的后备舞者 My God, you guys look like unemployed backup dancers.
那不如你来带队怎么样 You want to lead this landing party?
不行 我不好意思穿露脐上衣 No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top.
别忘了这个 Don't forget this.
撒加斯四号是资本主义社会 Sargas Four is a capitalist culture.
这是什么 What is it?
-是金钱 -用来干什么的 - It's money. - What do you do with it?
把这个给别人 他们就会给你东西 You give it to people, and they give you stuff,
-或者为你做事 -真奇怪 - or they do stuff. - That's weird.
下面有很多奇怪的惊喜 There's gonna be a lot of weird surprises down there,
大家都保持警惕 so everyone's gonna have to stay alert.
克莱尔 路易斯不会有事 Claire... I'm sure Lewis is fine.
可能只是通讯工具故障 It's probably just faulty communications.
谢谢你 舰长 I appreciate that, Captain.
我以前和路易斯共事过 Lewis and I worked together a long time ago,
我一直记得他很擅长随机应变 but I always remember him being very resourceful.
他肯定没事 I know he's okay.
好 All right.
大家记住 进去之后 Now, remember, you go in,
赶紧找到人类学家 带他们回来 you locate the anthropologists, you bring 'em back.
在那个社会里留下的印记越少越好 You leave as tiny a footprint as you can on that society.
不要干涉 No interference.
我希望不会这样 但如果我们的人出事 If, God forbid, something's happened to our people,
就立刻离开 来这里集合 懂吗 you get out of there fast, you report back here. Understood?
-好的 -行 祝你们好运 - Okay. - All right, good luck.
对了 阿罗拉 Oh, and, Alara,
把你的鼻子处理下 好吗 do something about that nose, will you?
是 长官 Aye, sir.
你为什么这样坐着 Why are you sitting like that?
还不是这条破裤子 It's these friggin' jeans.
我要是往后靠 输精管就会被切除 If I leaned back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy.
开启隐形功能 Engage cloak.
隐形功能已开启 Engaging cloak.
杰瑞斯 你回来了真好 Hey, Jerris. Good to see you back.
谢谢你 Oh, thanks, man.
那大概是我得过最严重的一次流感了 I think that was probably the worst flu I ever had.
但你看起来瘦了一点 Well, hey, looks like you lost a few pounds.
好吧 我接受 You know, I'll take it.
瞧啊 Oh, look at that.
你外婆多贴心 How nice is your grandma, huh?
她多爱你啊 How much does she love you?
谢谢外婆 Thank you, Grandma.
不客气 亲爱的 Oh, you are so welcome, dear one.
你要给外婆什么呀 What do you give to Grandma?
-谢谢宝贝 -好孩子 做得好 - Thank you, honey. - Aw, good girl. That's it.
小心点啊 哥们 Watch it, dude!
真对不起 我没看路 I'm really sorry. I wasn't looking.
看看这地方 Look at this place.
天啊 这里和旧地球太像了 真不可思议 My God, it's incredible how similar it is to old Earth.
也许这里也有个"比斯丁·贾伯" Yeah, maybe there's a "Bustin Jieber" walkin' around somewhere.
格雷森呼叫奥维尔 Grayson to Orville.
奥维尔收到 Orville here.
-能听见我说话吗 -很清楚 - You reading me? - Loud and clear.
那就好 我们留在这个频率 Good. We'll stay on this frequency and contact you
有新消息再联系你 格雷森完毕 when we have an update. Grayson out.
好了 给 All right, here you go.
祝你今天愉快 Have a good day.
-有什么能帮你们的吗 -有 你好 - Can I help you? - Yeah, hi.
我们想问一下 We were wondering, if by any chance,
你有没有见过这两个人 you've seen either of these two men.
怎么 你在开玩笑吗 What's this, a joke?
不是的 No, it's not.
你知道他们吗 Do you know them?
对 我知道他们是谁 Yeah, I know who they are.
你知道在哪儿能找到他们吗 Do you know where we can find them?
他们以前常去马路那头的咖啡厅 Well, they used to hang out at that cafe up the street.
你们的徽章呢 Hey, where are your badges?
我们不是警察 如果你是在问这个 We're not police officers, if that's what you're asking.
没有徽章 你们肯定会被逮捕的 Well, you sure as hell are gonna get arrested without your badges.
我的坏了 所以我想着 Mine broke, so I figured I'd wait
等新版推出了再买 for the new version to come out.
其实我们弄丢了 Actually, we lost them.
我可以卖给你们四个 I can sell you a set of four,
全部已装入二十万好评投票 all pre-loaded with 200,000 upvotes.
那真是...太好了 谢谢 That's... that's great, thanks.
都是零散的数字 还有一些差评投票 They're all odd numbers, with a couple of downvotes included,
所以看起来不像造假的 so it doesn't seem fake.
四十刀 40 lods.
-什么 -别装了 - I'm sorry? - Come on!
是指钱 The money.
对了 抱歉 Oh, right. Sorry.
-关于那两个男人 -走吧 - Now, about the two men. - Go on,
快离开这儿 你们想害我被抓吗 get the hell outta here-- you want to get me busted?
走吧 我们去咖啡厅看看 Come on, let's go check out the cafe.
这些是什么东西 What are these things?
我也不知道 但每个人都戴着 I don't know, but everybody's wearing 'em.
看看四周 Look around you.
阿罗拉 Hey, Alara,
也许你在这儿能找个新男友 maybe you could find a guy here, huh?
全新的星球 没人知道你的恋爱史 Brand-new planet, nobody knows your dating history.
这话是什么意思 What the hell does that mean?
没什么 只是你两个月内 Nothin'. It's just that you've gone through
谈崩了两任男友 two guys in two months.
我告诉过你了 很难找到一个 Well, I told you, it's just really hard to find a guy
不会因为我的能力而没有安全感的男人 who doesn't get insecure about my abilities.
这是你甩掉安迪的唯一原因吗 Is that the only reason you dumped Andy?
主要是这个 但还有... Mostly, but also...
他的舞步很古怪 he danced weird.
-什么 -怎么个古怪法 - What? - Weird how?
扭胯太多 Too grindy.
适当的扭胯挺好的啊 A little grindy can be good.
是的 但他真的扭太多了 Yeah, but this was really grindy.
等等 怎么样算扭胯过多 Wait, what's-what's too grindy?
像这样 算扭太多吗 Right, like, is-is this too grindy?
你在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
这样算扭胯太多吗 Is this too grindy
还是不够多 or not grindy enough?
-中尉 别再扭了 -就是这个对吧 - Lieutenant, stop it. - This is it, right?
这就是最完美的扭胯 This is that Goldilocks grind.
扭的幅度刚刚好 Where the grind is just right.
中尉 马上停下来 这是命令 Lieutenant, knock it off right now. That's an order.
好啦 我只是想帮忙 All right, all right. I was just trying to help out.
不要引人注意这句话你听不懂吗 What part of inconspicuous don't you understand?
咖啡厅在那儿 走吧 There's the cafe, come on.
人们非常担心南马达卡水库 And there's great concern about the level of contamination
因工作废料造成的污染问题 due to industrial waste in the South Madaka reservoir.
但你不能否认事实 74%的人口 But you can't deny facts. 74% of the population
投票认为那个评估是假的 has voted that assessment false.
事实就是事实 I mean, facts are facts.
祝你今天愉快 Have a nice day.
你好 我想要一杯茶 谢谢 Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea, please.
看指示牌 Read the sign.
本店不接待差评投票超过五十万的客人 没有例外
拜托了 我只想喝杯茶 Please, all I want is a cup of tea.
我已经跑了十几家咖啡厅 I've been to a dozen cafes all over town...
没有例外 No exceptions.
大部分差评投票都是我二十几岁时得到的 Most of these are from my 20s.
我现在已经完全不一样了 I'm a completely different person, and...
如果你不立刻离开 Look, if you don't get out of here right now,
我就报警了 I'm going to call the police.
-嗨 有什么能帮你的吗 -但愿如此 - Hi. Can I help you? - I hope so.
我们在找两个男人 有人在这里见过他们 We're looking for two men who've been seen here.
你好 我叫利塞拉 Hi. I'm Lysella.
我叫约翰 Hey, I'm John.
你好吗 How's it going?
天呐 那是不是太主动了 Oh, God, that was too forward, wasn't it?
那会太主动吗 Was that too forward?
不会啊 Nah. No.
我刚还在说 I was just saying
希望今天有人戳我 I wish somebody would poke me today.
你的鼻子怎么了 What happened to your nose?
我有鼻中隔移位 It's a deviated septum.
她吸可卡因 She's a coke addict.
女士 你见过这两个人吗 Ma'am, have you seen either of these two men?
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding me, right?
所有人都认识他们 Everybody knows these guys.
为什么所有人都认识他们 Why does everyone know them?
他们被修正了 大约一个月前 They got corrected, like a month ago.
被修正是什么意思 What do you mean by corrected?
突发新闻 Breaking news...
-天呐 -约翰 你的徽章 - Oh, my God. - John, your badge.
天呐 你做了什么 Oh, my God, what did you do?
指挥官 看 Commander, look.
再播一次 大家看到的是一个人 Again, what you are seeing here is a man
似乎是 performing what appears to be
在梅拉·吉芬德恩的雕像上做下流的动作 a lewd act on a statue of Mella Giffenden.
这是几分钟前才录下被上传的 This was recorded just a few minutes ago and uploaded.
可以理解主流对此 The Feed is understandably
很不高兴 not happy about it,
投票已经开始 and voting has already begun.
徽章代码已确认 The badge code has been identified,
别再沉溺在移动设备中赶紧投票吧 so get out those mobile devices and cast your vote now.
天呐 你已经超过50万票了 Oh, my God, you're already above 500,000.
你得马上离开这里 You need to get out of here, now.
等等 那是什么意思 Wait, what does that mean?
现在给我出去 快走 Get out of here. Now! Go!
行了 我们走 Come on, let's go.
这就是那个人 Hey, that's the guy!
-什么情况 -我 - What's going on here? - I...
格雷森呼叫奥维尔号 Grayson to Orville.
-梅赛 请讲 -舰长 这里出了点事 - Mercer here, go ahead. - Captain, there's something going on down here.
有一些社会暴动分子包围了拉玛中尉 Some kind of social hysteria surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr.
尊重一下你的国家 混蛋 Show some respect for your country, jerk.
冷静 Hey, chill out.
凯莉 发生什么事了 Kelly, what's happening?
约翰对一尊雕像跳艳舞 John dry-humped a statue.
什么 What?
让开 Get out of the way!
我们得现在离开这里 We got to get out of here now.
我到了梭舱再联系你 I'll contact you from the shuttle.
格雷森通话完毕 Grayson out.
让开 Get out of the way.
我们快走 快点 We got to move, guys. Come on.
-快点 我们走 -让开 - Come on, let's move. - Get out of the way.
让开 Move.
快走 我们要走了 Come on, we gotta move.
不许动 Hold it right there!
你被捕了 You're under arrest.
究竟你的驾驶员在那里做了什么 Exactly what did your navigator do down there?
他们说他对一尊雕像跳艳舞 I'm told he dry-humped a statue.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你管理的是艘什么战舰 舰长 What kind of ship are you running out there, Captain?
听着 将军 他是个很冲动的人 Look, Admiral, he's an impulsive guy, yes,
但他工作非常出色 but he's fantastic at his job.
他还会在参观发展较低的外星文明时 Part of his job is to maintain a low profile
做出比较低级的行为 when observing lesser-developed alien cultures.
我知道 我保证下不为例 I-I know that, and I promise it will not happen again.
我会亲自命令他 I will personally order him..
不要对什么东西跳艳舞了 但与此同时 not to hump things, but in the meantime,
想请求你能准许豁免他 request clearance to extract him.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
长官 先听我说 好吗 Look, sir, just hear me out on this, okay?
我们能不能表明自己的身份 Let's say we reveal ourselves.
到他们的星球上 告诉他们事情原委 We go in there, we tell them what happened.
那里的文化只有二十一世纪的发展水平 This is a culture at the 21st century level of development.
知道有外星生命的存在 Knowledge of extraterrestrial life
会对他们产生深远的影响 变得更团结 could unify them in a profound way.
或者会令他们陷入恐慌 Or it could plunge them into a panic,
或更糟糕的动乱 or some worse degree of upheaval.
抱歉 舰长 I'm sorry, Captain.
你的手下做错了事 Your man screwed up.
他只能通过他们的方式解决 He's going to have to play by their rules.
塔克完毕 Tucker out.
抱歉让你久等了 约翰 Sorry to keep you waiting, John.
是约翰吗 Is it "John"?
是的 Yeah. That's-that's right.
这是个很不常见的名字 That's an unusual name.
你是凯尔维克族吗 Is it Kelvic?
当然 Yeah. Sure.
这个... Well...
约翰... John...
你给自己惹了点小麻烦 不是吗 you've gotten yourself in a bit of a situation, haven't you?
我不知道 你来告诉我 I don't know. You tell me.
据我所知 Last time I checked,
只有犯了罪才会被抓起来 you only arrest someone if they've committed a crime.
那你觉得一百万差评投票算什么 And what would you call a million downvotes?
我只是和一个雕像跳了支舞 仅此而已 Look man, I just danced with a statue, that's all.
要不你还是来说说 Why don't you start by telling me
你觉得发生了什么 从头说起 your version of what happened, from the beginning.
如果我从头说起 If I told it from the beginning,
你就会下得屁滚尿流 昏倒在地 you'd crap your pants and pass out.
相信我 我什么都听过 Trust me, I've heard it all.
没什么能吓得了我 There's nothing you can say that will shock me.
打赌吗 Want to bet?
听着 我是来帮你的 Look, I'm just here to help you.
你要做我的律师还是什么 Are you supposed to be my lawyer or something?
-你的什么 -我的律师 - Your what? - My lawyer.
我不认识这个词 I'm not familiar with that term.
和今天我的经历相比 You know, with everything I've seen today,
我也不觉得奇怪了 I'm not the least bit surprised.
我是你的宣传专员 I'm your publicity officer.
我是来指导你完成你的道歉之旅的 I'm here to help guide you through your apology tour.
好吧 等下 现在我真的搞不懂了 Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost.
那是什么玩意 What the hell is that?
你不知道什么是道歉之旅吗 You-you don't know what an apology tour is?
约翰 这个每天都有啊 John, they happen every day.
你怎么会不知道 How can you not be aware of...
就当我不知道吧 好吗 Let's say I'm not aware, okay?
就当是这样吧 Let's say, right,
我是你见过的最蠢的混蛋 I'm the dumbest son of a bitch you've ever met.
现在你知道了 Now with that in mind,
不如来给我解释一下我现在的情况吧 why don't you explain my situation to me?
好 Okay.
你在拓荒英雄 You performed a disrespectful act
梅拉·吉芬德恩纪念雕像前做出大不敬的行为 on a statue commemorating frontier hero Mella Giffenden.
被拍了下来 上传到主流上 It was caught on video and uploaded to the Master Feed.
你收到了超过一百万公众的差评投票 You received over one million downvotes from the public,
这让你所做的事变成了危害国家罪 which makes what you did a crime against the State.
现在你要开始道歉之旅 You will now begin an apology tour,
在此期间 公众会投票 during which the people will vote on whether or not
是否相信你的真诚 they believe your sincerity.
如果你的反对票在一千万以下 If your downvotes remain under ten million,
你就可以走了 you'll be free to go.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
等等 对不起 Wait. I'm sorry...
你刚刚说的那些废话 All that crap you just said,
都是真的吗 that-that's real?
你在逗我呢吧 Aw, you got to be kidding me.
这就是司法制度的运作方式 That's how the justice system works.
我想你是知道的 Which I think you know.
好吧 等等 Okay, wait, so...
如果他们不相信我怎么办 uh, what happens if they don't believe me?
你将要接受社会修正 You will undergo social correction
防止将来犯罪 to prevent future transgressions.
社会修正是什么 What's that, social correction?
你将会接受一系列的神经性治疗 You will receive a series of neurological treatments
来平复所有潜在的消极情绪 to pacify any and all potentially negative impulses.
现在我笑不出来了 Okay, now I ain't laughing.
梅赛呼叫格雷森 Mercer to Grayson.
有什么最新消息 What's the latest?
还是老样子 舰长 No change, Captain.
我们在等他们带他出来 We're waiting for them to bring him out.
我还是想知道 I still want to know how the hell
我的船员怎么会让这种事发生 a member of my crew let this happen.
是我的错 It was my fault.
我承担全部责任 I take full responsibility.
你知道事情有多糟吗 Do you have any idea how bad this is?
艾德 我会解决的 我保证 Ed, I'll fix it. I promise.
一点也不惊讶 No surprise,
司令拒绝批准我们去救他 the admiral denied us clearance to extract him.
现在要面对的是什么问题 So, what are we up against?
这里整个社会似乎都是 This whole society seems to operate
由某种分数制度来进行管理的 on some kind of points system.
每个人所佩戴的徽章 I mean, these badges everyone wears,
每一面墙上的视频传输 the Feed on every wall,
-约翰被人逮捕... -他来了 - John's arrest... - Okay. Your guy's here.
你们有五分钟时间 You got five minutes.
他们刚刚把他带出来了 我要挂了 Okay, they just brought him out. I got to go.
可以的时候我会联系你的 格雷森结束通话 I'll contact you when I can. Grayson out.
中尉 你没事吧 Lieutenant, are you okay?
我没事 但是指挥官 这事简直是乱来 Yeah, I'm all right. But, Commander, t-this is crazy.
他们想我做道歉之旅 They want me to do some kind of apology tour
那样会决定我是否有罪 that's supposed to decide if I'm guilty or not.
这一点倒是和这里很搭配 Well, that fits right in with everything else about this place.
我想奥维尔号不会派一支军队来 I don't suppose the Orville could send down an armed party
然后我们直接冲出突围吧 and we just blast our way out of here.
舰长得不到联盟的批准 The captain couldn't get clearance from the Union.
我们必须遵守这个社会的法律来解决这件事 We're gonna have to work within the laws of this society.
舰长很生气吗 Is the captain mad?
他对我更生气 Well, he's more mad at me.
那就好 Good.
他们说我可以挑一个人 Listen, uh, they said I could take
和我一起去做道歉之旅 one person with me on the tour.
我希望你和我去 I'd like it to be you.
当然 我会尽力去帮你 Of course. I'll do everything I can to help.
我们会帮你解决这件事的 别担心 We're gonna get you out of this, don't worry.
约翰 John.
他们有没有说如果你输了会怎么样 Did they tell you what happens if you lose?
不是什么好结果 It doesn't sound good.
他们会让你接受某种大脑酷刑 They put you through some kind of brain fry
把所有不好的想法都清除掉 that's supposed to get rid of all the bad stuff.
这里是21世纪级别的社会 This is a 21st century level society.
这里的医术不够先进 They don't have the medical sophistication
没法保证安全性 to do that safely.
指挥官 他有可能会变成植物人 Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable.
我是宇航员 放我出去 Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got to let me out of here!
-我是宇航员 -不要把情况弄得更糟 - I'm a spaceman! Hey! - Don't make this worse for yourself.
来坐下 Come on.
好吧 假设 Okay, let's say...
假设他输了 let's say he loses.
你有办法逆转他的大脑损伤吗 Would you be able to reverse any damage to his brain?
我不知道 I don't know.
我必须检查经历过酷刑的人 I'd have to examine someone who's had the procedure.
问题是谁呢 The question is, who?
失踪的人类学家 The missing anthropologists.
记得咖啡的女孩子说他们被修正过 Remember the girl from the cafe said that they'd been corrected.
-他们肯定做了些什么 -有道理 - They must've done something. - That makes sense.
和我们说过话的人似乎都认得出他们 Everyone we talked to seemed to recognize them.
他们到底能干什么 What in the hell could they have done?
路易斯不是那种亵渎雕像的人 Lewis isn't exactly the type to hump a statue.
我们要找到那些人的下落 We've got to locate those men.
抱歉 约翰 我得带你走了 I'm sorry, John, I got to pull you away.
二十分钟后就要上《谈天》节目了 The Chat needs you on set in 20 minutes.
《谈天》 The Chat?
对 表现得轻松一点 Yep. Put your game face on.
开始了 Here we go.
记住 谦逊是关键 Now remember, humility is the key.
你对自己极度缺乏判断力感到惭愧 You're extremely ashamed of your lack of judgment,
现在满怀全心的尊重 and you're prepared to accept society's verdict
准备接受社会的裁定 with wholehearted respect.
别忘了提捐款的事 And don't forget to mention the donation.
知道了 I got it, all right?
相信我 我会好好奉承他们一番的 Believe me, I'm gonna just go out there and kiss ass.
但是别太过头 Yeah, but not too much.
如果他们认为你在逢迎 If they think you're pandering,
他们会感觉得到的 they'll smell it.
做你自己就好 但是要谦逊 Just be yourself, but be humble.
欢迎回到《谈天》节目 Okay, welcome back to The Chat.
到了投票时间了 今天我们请到的 It is voting time, and today we've got one
恐怕你们都知道是谁 I'm sure you're all aware of.
你们有看过这个人和雕塑跳舞的视频吗 Have you guys seen this video of the guy with the statue?
实在是太不尊敬了 It's pretty disgraceful.
视频中的男子被逮到 This man was caught on video
跟梅拉·吉芬德恩的雕像 simulating a sexual act
假装性行为 with a statue of Mella Giffenden,
这毫无疑问引起了很多人的愤怒 and it has justifiably angered a lot of people.
我们这里有视频 We have the video here.
让我们来看一眼 Let's take a look.
这样是太亲密了还是不够亲密 Is it too grindy or not grindy enough?
我都不会那样做爱 我只是在跳舞 And that's not even how I do sex. I was-I was just dancing.
谦逊点 Um... humility.
简直太糟了 that is just horrible.
同意 看看主流 Totally agree. Look at the Master Feed.
每个人都在讨论这个 Everybody's talking about it.
有个人说 他对他的国家毫无尊重 "He has no respect for his nation," Says one person.
另一个人说 我们的社会不需要这样的人 "We don't need people like that in our society," Says another.
现在就修正他吧 "Correct him now."
很明显 人们都 Obviously, people are
对这件事很关注 就让我们见见他吧 very passionate about this, so let's bring him out.
女士们先生们 有请约翰·拉玛 Ladies and gentlemen, John Lamarr.
好了 上 Okay, go.
-我必须这么做 -好样的 - I just had to do that. - Good girl.
好了 我们直奔主题吧 Okay, so let's get straight to it,
因为每个人都想知道 because everybody wants to know
你为什么公开地 why would you do something so blatantly
对我们国家所有人都尊敬的形象 demeaning to the image of someone who is
做出这种有辱人格的事情呢 so universally respected by our country?
我很后悔我做了这件事 Well, I deeply regret my actions,
我非常非常抱歉 下次不会再发生了 and I'm very, very sorry and it will not happen again.
完毕 Peace.
我不知道 他听着像抱歉的样子吗 I don't know. Does he sound sorry?
-我不觉得 -不 我是真的很抱歉 - I don't think so. - No, I-I am.
是真心抱歉啊 I-I really am.
我当时一瞬间失去判断力了 I had a momentary lapse in judgment,
我意识到我冒犯了 and I'm aware that I caused offense
很多很多人 我真心诚意地道歉 to a great many people and I sincerely apologize.
我不是那种人 I'm not even that kind of guy.
格雷森呼叫奥维尔号 你在看吗 Grayson to Orville. Are you watching?
我们正在看 We're seeing it.
我喜欢苏打水 I like soda.
我是个好司机 I'm a good driver.
谁会需要那么大的杯子啊 Who would need such a large cup?
凯莉 这是什么马戏团么 Kelly, what the hell kind of circus is this?
你告诉我这是他们的合法程序 You're telling me this is their legal process?
我们没看到一点成文法律体系的影子 We haven't seen evidence of any codified legal framework.
好像一切都是在任何规定时间的 I mean, it all seems subject to public vote
公众投票 at any given time.
舰长 她描述的 Captain, what she is describing
是一种绝对的未建构起来的民主体制 is an absolute, unstructured democracy.
目前没有任何一种已发现的社会体系 There is no record of any previously discovered society
以此为主流风尚 operating in such a fashion.
美国偶像[选秀节目]当起政府了 Government by American Idol.
美国偶像是什么 What is American Idol?
是以前地球上的一种娱乐节目 That was a form of entertainment from old Earth.
人们比赛谁有更好的嗓音 People competed to see who had the best singing voice.
为什么 Why?
不知道 I don't know.
那是一段黑暗时期 It was a dark time.
我会唱歌 I sing.
好吧我想插几句 Okay, I just want to jump in here.
我们在这档节目里讨论很多不同的人 You know, we talk to a lot of different people on this show
我必须说 你的道歉听起来根本没诚意 and I got to say, your apology sounds very rehearsed.
没错 Yeah, it does.
做点什么啊 Do something.
我不行 这只能由他 I can't. It's up to him.
不 不 我向上帝发誓 N-No, no, I-I swear to God.
我真的 真的很抱歉 I-I'm so, so completely sorry.
绝不扯淡 N-No BS.
我甚至给 I-I even donated
为顶起小孩设立的梅拉·吉芬德恩基金会捐钱 to the Mella Giffendon Foundation for Jacked-Up Kids.
为残疾孩子设立的基金会 The Foundation for Disadvantaged Children.
没错 就是那个 Right. That's-that's the one.
我捐了很多钱 Uh, I gave a whole bunch of money.
真的吗 Really?
多少刀 How many lods?
-哦可多了呢 -多少 - Oh, so many lods. - How many?
我走进去 捐了好多刀 I just walked in there and I made it rain lods.
我就像 砰 I was like, boom.
-捐钱给 -我有一个问题 - Lods for ev... - I have a question.
你能不能告诉我们梅拉·吉芬德恩做了什么 Can you tell us what Mella Giffendon did
让她成为了英雄 that made her such a hero?
-哦不妙 -咋了 - Oh, no. - What?
我们没商量过这个 We didn't cover this.
她 她做了很多事 She was... she did a lot of things,
做了很多好事 a lot of good things.
这就是有雕像的原因 Th-that's why there's a statue.
你总不可能干坐着能有个雕像吧 Y-Y-Y-You don't get a statue just sitting around.
她站起来 她走出去 She got up, she got out,
她做了 and she did what's what
让她有雕像的事情 and that's why there's a statue.
说出她做过的一件事 Name one thing she did.
她救了鲸鱼森林 She saved the whale forests.
他都说不出一件事 He can't even name one thing.
我的天哪 不如说说 Oh, my God. How about leading
作为先锋领导了整个移民 说一件事就好 an entire settlement of pioneers, for one.
好了 我觉得我们听够了 Okay, I think we've heard enough.
-没错 -我们投票吧 好吗 - Yeah. - Let's vote. Shall we vote?
好的我们投票吧 Yeah. Let's vote.
好了 让我们把他的徽章信息 All right, let's get his badge info
投影到屏幕上吧 up there on the screen.
好了 这就是了 Okay. There it is.
现场的观众和电视机前的你们 投票吧 Studio audience and you folks at home, cast your votes.
老兄 我得说一句 这太诡异了 Dude, I got to say, this is creepy.
我认真的 太他妈诡异了 I mean it. This is creepy as hell.
好了 All right.
我们来看看目前状况 Let's see where we're at.
没关系的 It's okay.
他还有更多的秀要做 He's got more shows to do.
她会帮我们吗 You think she'll help us?
他们一定有个手术基地 They had to have a base of operations somewhere.
她是唯一会给我们线索的人 She's the only one who might be able to give us a lead.
你的 There you go.
你们好 Oh, hey, guys.
我对你们的事情非常抱歉 I am so, so sorry about what happened.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
我们相信他会没事的 We're optimistic that he'll be okay.
谁 Who?
约翰 被捕的那个朋友 John. Our friend who got arrested.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding me, right?
我 Oh, my...
那个人去死吧 No, screw that guy.
你们为什么还想和他说话 Why would you ever want to talk to him again?
他被投了一百万差评 I mean, he got a million downvotes.
好吧 对 这不好 Right, yes, and that's bad.
就好像 I-I mean, it's like
你从来没看清他 you never really know somebody, you know?
他刚来的时候我还觉得他可爱 I actually thought he was cute when he first came in here.
回想起来我都要起鸡皮疙瘩了 Ugh, God, that makes my skin crawl.
我也是 太恶心了 Mine, too. Really, really gross guy.
听着 我们那个被修正的朋友 Listen, Lysella, about our friends who got corrected...
天哪 对呀 Oh, my God, that's right.
天哪 你们的这个月真不好过 Holy crap, you guys have had a really bad month, huh?
我们好奇你是否知道他们的位置 We were wondering if you might know where they were based,
比如他们住哪里 like if they had a residence nearby?
你为什么戴着这个 Hey. Why are you wearing that?
-我 -说的就是你 - Me? - Yeah, you.
把纳弗罗摘下来 Take that neffolo off.
对不起 摘什么 I'm sorry, the what?
你不是凯维克人 You're not Kelvic.
这是凯维克传统头饰 That's traditional Kelvic headwear.
不是顶帽子 It's not a hat.
不是吧 Oh, no.
我 Uh, I...
-我不能摘 -什么 - I can't. - What?
我对你的起源非常尊重 I have the deepest respect for your place of origin,
但我不能摘 but I can't take this off.
你戴着就是侮辱我的文化 You're literally pissing on my heritage by wearing that.
我长了非常严重的红疹 I have a really bad rash under here.
非常恶心 你会吐的 It's disgusting. You'd throw up, so...
我觉得你在说谎 I think you're lying.
证明给我看 Prove it
不然他们都会上传 or they're all gonna upload.
你知道吗 Uh, you know what?
你是对的 You are absolutely right.
我们现在就摘掉 We're gonna go and take it off right now.
过来 阿罗拉 我们很抱歉 Come on, Alara. We're very sorry.
克莱尔 我怎么办 Claire, what am I gonna do?
-摘下来 -什么 - Go on, take it off. - What?
摘下来 Take it off.
裁缝就在这 The seamstress is in the house.
-你在干什么 -我在做个包头 - What are you doing? - I'm making you a wrap.
不算时髦 但可以盖住 Not super fashionable, but it'll cover
你的搓衣板脑壳 that washboard forehead of yours.
-全能医生 -你懂得 - Wow, full-service doctor. - You know it.
那个男的走了 Hey, um, that guy's gone
如果你们想 if you guys want to...
新问题 New problem.
-别别别 没事的 -没事的 - No, no, no, no! It's okay. - Come on. It's okay.
-你没事的 -可以吗 - It's okay. You're fine. - All right?
你没事的 You're okay.
我们不会伤害你 We're not gonna hurt you.
你们是什么东西 What are you?
我们是两个非常和善的人 We are two very nice people
准备请你喝杯饮料 who are gonna buy you a drink.
感觉好点了吗 Feeling better?
我只是不敢相信 I-I just can't believe
真的会发生这种事 that this is actually happening.
你们真的是另一个星球来的外星人 I mean, you guys really are from another planet?
其实是另外两个星球 Well, two different planets, actually.
克莱尔是地球来的 Claire is from a place called Earth
我是希莱亚来的 and I'm from a planet called Xelayan.
你们有特异功能吗 So, can you guys, like, do stuff?
眼睛放激光什么的 Like shoot lasers out of your eyes or anything?
我可以这样 I can do this.
天哪 Oh, whoa.
利塞拉 我们需要你帮忙 Lysella, we need your help.
我给你看照片的那两个人和我们一样 The two men you saw in the pictures that we showed you,
他们来这了解你们的星球 they're like us-- they came here to study your planet.
我们需要找到他们 We need to find them.
他们也是外星人 Wait, those guys were aliens, too?
是的 你知道他们发生了什么吗 Yes. Do you know what happened to them?
他们在车上 Uh, they were on a subtrain
后面站了一个怀孕的女士 and there was a pregnant woman standing behind them
所有的位置都是满的 because all the seats were taken.
有人拍了张照片 Somebody took a picture. Here.
我给你看 I'll show you.
他们没有让座 They didn't get up and offer the seat.
照片被上传到主流上 The picture was uploaded to the Master Feed
他们被打了差评 and then they got downvoted.
他们似乎根本没看到她 It looks like they just didn't see her.
这不重要 人民下了判断 Doesn't matter. The people decided.
刘易斯就是这样 That was always Lewis.
埋头于他的工作中 Nose buried so deep in his work,
根本不知道周围发生了什么 he never had a clue what was going on around him.
还有别的事情 But, uh, there is something else.
其中一个被修正前试图逃跑 One of them tried to escape before he was corrected.
他被杀了 He got killed.
-哪一个 -我不记得了 - Which one? - I don't remember.
利塞拉 完成修正的人会被送去哪 Lysella, where do they send people who have been corrected?
他们会被送回家 They send them home.
他们曾说过他住在卡帕拉街 I think your friends once told me they lived on Kappala Street.
这是刘易斯的研究笔记 These are Lewis's research notes.
医生 Doctor.
刘易斯 Lewis!
刘易斯 谢天谢地 你还还好吧 Lewis, thank God. Are you all right?
我很好 I am well.
你认得出我吗 Don't you recognize me?
我是克莱尔 It's Claire.
当然了 克莱尔 Of course. Claire.
你看起来又健康又快乐 You look healthy and happy.
路易斯 你得告诉我 Lewis, I need to know.
他们对你做了什么 What did they do to you?
我做了可怕的错事 他们修正了我 I did something terrible and then I was corrected.
我现在更好了 I'm better now.
我更加健康 也更加快乐 I'm healthier and happier.
我得把他带回战舰上去 I have to get him back to the ship.
约翰 你有没有应该告诉我的才华 John, do you have any talents I should know about?
什么 What?
你会跳舞或是演奏乐器吗 Can you dance or play an instrument?
这跟整件事有什么关系啊 What the hell does that have to do with anything?
你看 我们这事的进展不是太好 Um, look, we're not doing too well here.
反对的声音应该更少 但事与愿违 We should have a lot fewer downvotes and we don't.
不过如果犯罪者是个有才的人 But people tend to be more sympathetic,
人们就更愿意表现出同情 对犯罪也更宽容 more forgiving of a crime, if the perpetrator has talent.
这让犯罪者显得更加可爱 更加可靠 That makes them more likable, more relatable.
我能喝下一整瓶龙舌兰后 Hmm. Uh, I can drink an entire bottle of tequila
还能背出字母表 and say the alphabet.
那你带着满身的正能量出去就好了 Just go out there with a lot of positive energy.
让观众们倾向你这边 Get the audience on your side.
好 女士们 先生们 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
我的下一位客人 My next guest is a guy
你们在主流上都见过 或有所耳闻 you've all seen or heard about on the Feed.
他的行事代表着他的为人 His actions speak for themselves.
有请约翰·拉玛 Here's John Lamarr.
我得说 你刚刚的出场真是意想不到 You know, I got to say, I'm surprised by that entrance.
你喜欢吗 You liked it?
你摊上大事了 You're in a lot of trouble
你做的事极端无礼 for doing something extremely disrespectful
你不光是假装没事似的 and not only did you dance out here
那么欢脱的跑出来 acting like it's nothing,
你还拍打了在座的好几名听众 but you struck several members of the audience.
我的老天啊 威克斯 你到底想干嘛 For God's sake, Willks, what the hell are you trying to do?
我可是尽了最大的努力了 Hey, I'm giving this my best shot here.
这份工作需要做很多的猜测 Now, this job entails a lot of guesswork.
路易斯 有关那颗行星你有什么能告诉我们 Lewis, is there anything you can tell us about that planet
好让我们帮你修复他们给你造成的损伤的吗 that might help us repair the damage they did to you?
我没有损伤 There is no damage.
我又健康 又快乐 I am healthy and happy.
但是汤姆呢 But what about Tom?
路易斯 他们杀了汤姆啊 Lewis, they killed him.
他的家人怎么活呀 My God, his family.
请转告汤姆的家人 Please tell Tom's family
我祝他们幸福安康 福寿绵长 I wish them great happiness and good health.
舰长 他们好像对他做了脑叶切除术 Captain, it's like he's been lobotomized.
我无能为力了 There's nothing I can do.
大脑损伤太严重了 The brain damage is too severe.
长官 我们不能让他们这么对待约翰 Sir, we can't let them do this to John.
好了 现在是投票时间了 观众们 Okay, it is voting time, audience,
以及各位收看的观众们 and you folks at home.
现在开始 Here we go.
你们认可约翰的道歉吗 Do you believe John's apology?
投票开始 Sound off now.
妈的 Damn it.
又怎么了 Now what?
结束了 Well, that's it.
现在他要被继续拘留 直到最后的总投票 Now he goes back to detention to wait for the final summary vote.
然后呢 And then?
如果直到秀结束 Well, if he stays below ten million downvotes
他的反对票一直保持在一千万以下 before the tour window elapses,
他就没事 he's fine.
但说实话 在这台上 我还从没见过哪个 But, honestly, I've never seen anyone above nine million
得票九百万以上的人没有被纠正的 at this stage who came out uncorrected.
抱歉 凯莉 I'm sorry, Kelly.
格雷森呼叫奥维尔 Grayson to Orville.
梅赛收到 请讲 Mercer here. Go ahead.
舰长 克莱尔有什么最新消息吗 Captain, what's the latest from Claire?
她无法修复损伤 She can't repair the damage.
那约翰麻烦就大了 Then John is in big trouble.
我们需要找内部的人 We need some kind of an inside advantage.
要怎么做 What can we do?
司令说过 The admiral said that
我们不能送任何人进去 we couldn't send anyone in,
但他从没说不能带人出来 but he never said we couldn't pull someone out.
克莱尔 你在下面那个小朋友叫什么来着 Claire, what's the name of your little friend down there?
利塞拉 Lysella.
我们要把她带上奥维尔号 We're gonna bring her aboard the Orville.
我的...天啊 Oh, my... God.
这太不可思议了 It's incredible.
这战舰好大 It's so big.
奥维尔号只是中型舰 The Orville's only midsize.
你真该看看大型的巡航舰 You should see the heavy cruisers.
送你回家之前我来保管这个吧 I'll just hang onto that until we take you home.
但是如果我没有照片 不会有人相信我的 But nobody's gonna believe me if I don't have pictures.
可不是嘛 Exactly.
我们颠覆了你的世界观 对此我们深表歉意 We're sorry to turn your world upside down like this,
但我们需要你的帮助 but we need your help.
相信我 这是我经历过 Believe me, this is the coolest thing
最酷炫的事了 that has ever happened to me.
他们是什么来着 What are they again?
柏图斯指挥官是一名莫克兰人 Commander Bortus is a member of a species called Moclan.
我是来自凯隆星球的 I am an artificial life-form
人工智能生命体 from a planet called Kaylon.
柏图斯 你能写个备忘吗 Bortus, can you make a note?
有人来战舰上的时候 We should have, like, pretzels and water and stuff
咱们桌上应该摆点饼干和水之类的 on the table when people come in here.
记住了 舰长 绝不让您失望 Noted, Captain. I will not fail you.
很好 Great.
利塞拉 关于你的母星 你有什么能 Lysella, what can you tell us about your planet that might
帮我们想出救约翰的办法的消息吗 help us figure out a way to save John?
你的世界很... Your world is...
外人很难插手干涉 hard to get a handle on.
为什么 How so?
那些投票和排名 Well, the voting and rating.
那些徽章 你们都戴着吗 Those badges-- you all wear them?
是的 年满十八岁就会得到一个 Yeah. You get one when you turn 18,
然后我们一生都会戴着它 and then, you wear it for the rest of your life.
这样我们就可以区分好人和坏人 It's how we can tell who's good and who's bad.
所以这是绝对的民主 So this is an absolute democracy?
是啊 你们世界是怎么运转的 Yeah. How does your world work?
我们选举出代表来讨论事务 We select representatives who discuss issues
制定法律 and enact laws.
可是其他人呢 But what about everybody else?
大家都有发言权 Everybody deserves a voice.
我们从小就是这么教的 That's what we're taught.
发言权应该是努力赢得的 A voice should be earned,
而不是随意赠与的 not given away.
那你怎么知道 How do you know...
什么食品有利于孩子们的健康 what foods are healthiest for your children,
又或者你们生病了该吃什么药呢 or what medicine to take if you're sick?
-我们投票 -我相信 - We vote. - I believe
你们是把意见和知识混为一谈了 you are confusing opinion with knowledge.
我觉得他想问的是 这么多意见同时出现 I think what he's asking is, with so many voices at once,
你们怎么把真相筛选出来 how do you filter out the truth?
我爸总是说 "多数就是真相" Well, my dad always says, "The majority are the truth."
你总是知道多数人想要什么 I mean, you always know what the majority wants.
那才是最重要的 That's what matters.
你也总是知道暴民想要什么 Well, you always know what the mob wants, too.
而现在 暴民想把我的导航员脑子切了 And right now, the mob wants to lobotomize my navigator.
那么肯定有什么办法能够 Now, there must be some way to...
赶在太迟之前扭转大众的看法吧 influence the mass perception before it's too late.
大家都看主流 Well... everybody reads the Master Feed.
什么是主流 What's the Master Feed?
是一个持续更新的意见流 It's a continuously streaming opinion feed.
我们在哪里都看得到 We saw them everywhere.
这个 什么流能让大众转而喜欢约翰吗 Could this... Feed turn the public tide in John's favor?
应该能 但是大家都在用主流 Well, yeah, but everybody uses the Feed.
你怎么可能让千百万人 I mean, how are you gonna get millions of people
改变心意呢 to change their minds?
我想我有一个建议 I believe I have a suggestion.
绝不 绝对不行 Oh, hell, no. Hell, no.
你们休想让我坐上那东西 松手 Y'all not putting me in that thing! Get off me!
你们轻点 Hey, take it easy!
告诉我他们能行 Um, tell me they got this!
-还有多少时间 -最终投票将在 - How much time? - Final Vote begins
七分钟后开始 in... seven minutes.
格雷森呼叫奥维尔 我们快没时间了 Grayson to Orville. We're running out of time.
待命 艾萨克 你那边怎么样了 Stand by. Isaac, what's your status?
我已经成功地 I have gained access
-接入主流了 -很好 利塞拉 - to the Master Feed. - All right, Lysella,
什么东西能让你们的人民喜欢他 what kind of stuff would endear him to your people?
你可以说他还在供养他的奶奶 Um,... you could say he supports his grandmother financially.
-发布 -但是一定要注意措辞 - Do it. - But make sure you word it right.
这么说 "天啊 我刚刚发现 Like say, "Oh, my God, I just found out
约翰·拉玛还在供养他九十多岁的奶奶" John Lamarr supports his 90-year-old grandmother."
向主流发送两千万条留言 Flooding the Feed with 20 million entries.
你们怎么做到的 How can you do that?
-姑娘 这是太空船 -好了 还有吗 - Babe. Spaceship. - All right, what else?
如果他小时候超重的话 应该也有用 If he was an overweight kid, that would help.
调取约翰小时候的照片 Access childhood image of John.
这可不妙 艾萨克 你能让他胖点吗 Crap, that's no good. Isaac, can you make him fatter?
好多了 That's better.
人民肯定会喜欢他 People will like him now.
将这张照片在主流上散布 Flooding the Feed with the image.
信息正在加速扩散复制 The entries are spreading and multiplying.
人民正在分享这些信息 People are sharing them.
如果有人试着想去查证 What if people try to corroborate
这些信息呢 all this information?
别担心 他们不会的 Don't worry. They won't.
最终投票已开始 Final Vote has begun.
艾德 我们没时间了 Ed, we're out of time.
还有吗 我们还需要再来一些 What else? We need something else!
不不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no. No!
不要 拜托 不 No. Come on! No!
告诉他们他在战斗中杀敌无数 Tell them he has slain many enemies in battle.
或者你只说他是个老兵 Or you could just say he's a veteran.
如果他再有条叫咯咯的狗呢 What if he has a dog named Chuckles?
非常好 人们可喜欢那种 Yes, that's great. People love those videos
老兵和宠物团聚的感人视频了 of soldiers reuniting with their pets.
调取这个星球的军服图样并合成视频 Access military attire for the planet and simulate the video.
咯咯 小咯咯 快过来 Oh, Chuckles. Oh, Chuckles, come here!
乖 乖 Yeah. Yeah!
天啊 咯咯 Oh, my God, Chuckles,
我太想你了 我真是开心 I missed you so much! I'm so happy
能再次和你一起玩 to be reunited with you.
咯咯啊 我在战场上最思念你 Oh, Chuckles, I missed you when I was at war.
肯定能触动不少人的心弦 That's tuggin' at these heartstrings.
马上把视频全网发送 Flood the Feed with that.
我不敢相信 I don't believe it.
约翰 你赢了 John, you won!
没错 我赢了 You're damn right I won!
赶紧把这些破玩意儿拿开 你们这帮疯子 Now get this crap off of me, you crazy sons of bitches!
根据主流意见 According to the Feed,
拉玛中尉得以免除刑罚 Lieutenant Lamarr has escaped punishment.
来吧 约翰 这就带你出去 Come on, John. Let's get you out of here.
-恭喜 -我就说一句 - Congratulations! - Real quick,
我想说 你们都去死吧 I just want to say, all y'all can suck ass,
我是宇航员 and I'm a spaceman.
我 I...
利塞拉 谢谢你 Lysella, thank you.
不 应该谢谢你们 No. Thank you for...
让我看到了这么多 letting me see all of this.
我真的想跟什么人说说 I just wish I could tell somebody.
也许你只需要告诉他们 Well, maybe all you need to tell them is that
他们的世界还能变得更好 their world can do better.
我想我可以代表所有观众说 I think I speak for all of our viewers when I say
你的所作所为实在是太让人震惊了 that what you have done is shocking to say the least.
不过当然了 一切都交给人民来决定 But, of course, that's for the people to decide.
以上就是今天的全部内容了 That's all the time we have for today.
别忘了投票哟 我们明天见 Don't forget to cast your votes, and we'll see you tomorrow.