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翻译 Silence 菜菜 艾萨克有点萌 Eunice
这些你从哪来的 Where'd you get those?
自动贩售机 你想要一个吗 The machine. You want one?
-不要 -给 - No. - ‭Here.
-拿一个 -我不想要 - Take one. ‭- I don't want one.
翻译 章鱼埃克斯 艾伦尔榭 酱油
-不 很好吃的 来一个 -我不想吃 - No. They're good. Take one. ‭- I don't want any.
-就拿一个吧 -不 别这样 克雷默 - Just take one. -No, stop. Kramer, stop it!
校对 为塞皇打call
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
后期 老骨头小新
我不明白好笑的地方在哪 I do not understand the source of your amusement.
总监 下集再爱Seth
因为就是好笑 'Cause it's funny, man!
我的理解是这种外科手术 It is my understanding that such a surgical procedure
是一项棘手且高风险的工作 was a delicate, high-risk undertaking at the time.
所以才好笑 Yeah, that's why it's funny!
但如果饼干掉到 But could not the entry of a confection
暴露在外的体内器官上的话 into the exposed internal biology potentially put
不是会让病人有危险吗 the patient's life in danger?
在你叫我跟你解释好玩的地方时 You know, when you asked us to explain comedy to you,
我没想过你是要毁笑点 I didn't think you were gonna try to ruin everything good.
但把自己的快乐建立在别人痛苦上 But to derive mirth from the pain of another being
不是有施虐倾向吗 is sadism, is it not?
就事论事 I mean, it's case by case.
比如说一个人想在单车上玩炫技 Like, if a guy on a bike tries to do a trick,
结果摔到了蛋蛋 那就很好笑 and he smashes his balls, that's funny.
-这我同意 -我有更好的例子 艾萨克 - I would agree. - ‭Okay, here's a better example, Isaac.
你有听说过恶作剧吗 Have you ever heard of a practical joke?
我对这个词不熟悉 I am unfamiliar with the term.
好 那我要做给你看 Okay. Well, I'm gonna show you.
船长 Captain,
我们收到加特里亚星系的 we're receiving a priority one distress signal
紧急求救信号 from the Gatria star system.
就在我们附近 That's right in our neighborhood.
设定航向 开始量子驾驶 Set course and engage quantum drive.
是 长官 Aye, sir.
看上去像是要潜阳 Looks like a sun diver.
什么 A what?
彗星被恒星的万有引力所吸引的情况 A comet that got caught in the gravitational pull of a star.
基本算是自杀性俯冲 It basically makes kamikaze dive
直到热量将其蒸发 until it's vaporized by the heat.
船长 信号是从彗星表面发出来的 Captain, the signal's coming from the surface of the comet.
-是一艘坠毁的战舰 -什么 - It's a crashed ship. - ‭What?
把频率隔离出来 帮我转接过去 Isolate the frequency and patch me in.
好了 长官 You're on, sir.
未知战舰 这里是奥维尔号太空战舰 Unidentified vessel, this is the U.S.S. Orville.
收得到吗 Do you read me?
我是地平线号采矿舰的普莉娅·拉维斯克船长 This is Captain Pria Lavesque of the mining ship Horizon.
我遇到麻烦了 I'm in trouble.
奥维尔号 第一季 第五集
拉维斯克船长 做好准备 Captain Lavesque, stand by.
我们会把你救出来的 We're gonna get you out of there.
你的生命维持系统如何 How's your life support?
还在运作 It's functioning,
但是这里越来越热 but it's getting pretty hot in here.
艾萨克 牵引光束呢 Isaac, what about a tractor beam?
战舰有一部分嵌在彗星表面 The vessel is partially embedded in the surface of the comet.
牵引光束可能会危害到船体完整性 The tractor beam could compromise its hull integrity.
如果有人乘穿梭艇达到表面呢 What if someone pilots a shuttle to the surface?
在彗星接近恒星之前 The rescue would need to be completed
需要完成救援工作 before the comet gets too close to the star,
否则穿梭艇将无法逃脱其引力 or the shuttle will be unable to escape its gravity.
船长 请恕我直言 Captain, respectfully submit that the attractiveness
战舰女舰长的魅力让救援迫在眉睫 of the ship's occupant makes the rescue imperative.
-我可以去 -恒星的引力 - I could do it. - The star's gravity
会导致彗星在7分钟23秒内分裂 will cause the comet to break apart in seven minutes, 23 seconds.
-还是你去吧 -好 那我们动作快点吧 - You could do it. - ‭All right, let's move fast.
-戈登 阿罗拉 跟和我走 -艾德 - Gordon, Alara, you're with me. ‭- Ed.
小心点 Be careful.
扫描显示战舰离彗星的顶部很近 Scans show the ship is near the apex of the comet.
我为什么对此有不好的预感 Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
-你可以的吧 -可以的 - You got this, right? ‭- Yeah.
你的音调为什么变高了 Why'd your voice just get so high-pitched? ‭
-你的音调刚刚变高了 -没有 - Your voice just got really high-pitched just then. - No, it didn't.
-有 你的音调刚刚变高了 -没事 - Yeah, it did. You were like "Yeah." - No, it's all good.
然后音调变高了是怎么回事 Well, then what was the high-pitch...
没事 交给我 It's fine. I got this.
见鬼的 战舰受到了重创 Damn, that thing took a beating.
只有两分钟时间 赶快行动 We got two minutes. Let's go.
阿罗拉 来打开这罐腌黄瓜吗 Alara, you want to open this jar of pickles?
您倒是小心点对待我的货 Easy with the merchandise!
这马上就要蒸发了 快走 The merchandise is about to be vaporized. Come on!
梅赛呼叫奥维尔号 我们还有多少时间 Mercer to Orville! How much time do we have?
-11秒 -艾德 快点 - 11 seconds. ‭- Ed, hurry!
系好安全带 各位 Strap in, you guys.
通道关闭 起飞了 We're sealed. Here we go.
天哪 天哪 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
不不不不不不 No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
快飞 快飞 Come on! Come on!
怎么了 What is it?
是恒星的引力 正在把我们往回吸 It's the gravity from the star! It's pulling us in!
梅赛呼叫奥维尔号 用牵引光束锁定我们 Mercer to Orville. Lock onto us with the tractor beam.
-拉玛 锁定他们 -正在锁定 - Lamarr, lock onto them! - ‭Locking on.
锁定了 现在把他们带回来 Got 'em! Bringin' 'em back.
干得好 约翰 Nice work, John.
你怎么会想要降落在彗星上呢 What the hell were you doing trying to land on a comet?
当时我刚从马塔尔星系矿产探险回来 I was returning from a mining expedition in the Matar system,
遇到了一艘奎尔星巡洋舰 and I encountered a Krill battle cruiser.
我成功地逃脱了 但能量却耗尽了 I managed to outrun it, but it drained my power.
传感器侦测到彗星里有戴森粒子存储 My sensors detected a dysonium deposit inside the comet.
所以我要么试试在彗星着陆 So, it was either try and land there
拿到我需要的燃料 要么就等死 and get the fuel that I needed, or sit around and wait to die.
你真幸运 我们正好在你附近 Well, lucky for you, we happened to be in your neck of the woods.
绝对超级幸运 谢谢你 舰长 Extremely lucky. Thank you, Captain.
别客气 舰长 阿罗拉 Well, you're welcome, Captain. Alara will assign you
会给你分派暂时的住处 直到我们到达 temporary quarters until we can drop you off
-最近的联邦基地放你下去 -好极了 - at the nearest Union base. - ‭Perfect.‬
-第三层甲板三号房间可以吗 -可以 等等 - Deck C quarters, unit three? ‭- Yeah. Wait.‬
之前的那个住客是不是养了仓鼠 Didn't the last guy in there have a hamster?
是的 菲利普斯中尉 Lieutenant Phillips, yeah.
还有那股味吗 Does it still smell like hamster?
-那还是六号房间吧 -很好 - I’ll give her unit six. ‭- Great.‬
-今天真是太疯狂了吧 -没错 - Well, insane day for you, huh? ‭- Yeah. You know,‬
我真的非常需要喝点酒 I'm not ashamed to admit I could use a drink.
正好 今晚在我的住处要办鸡尾酒会 Well, you know, I'm hosting a cocktail thing
都是高级长官们参加 for the senior officers tonight in my quarters.
-欢迎你来参加 -我很乐意 - You're welcome to join. - ‭I'd love to.
很好 Great.
快6点了 我得去准备下 It's almost 1800 hours. I'm gonna go get ready.
那我们一会儿见 Okay, I'll see you there.
等等 舰长 Wait. Captain?
你介意再待几分钟吗 You mind stickin' around for a few minutes?
为什么 要干嘛 ‭Why? What for?
我觉得所有人都会想看到的 I think everyone's gonna want to see this.
看什么 See what? ‭
大家都盯着我看 Is there some reason I am the central focus
是有什么原因吗 of everyone's attention?
你比平时看起来更开心了 You look happier than usual.
人造生命体是不可能开心的 Happiness is not possible for an artificial life form.
你有个开心的表情 You have a face.
我不明白 I do not understand.
艾萨克 你知道 Isaac, are you aware
你脸上都是薯头先生的零件吗 that you have Mr. Potato Head pieces all over you?
我作弄到你了 成功了 I got you, man! I totally got you!
这就是个玩笑 See, that's a practical joke!
-等等 是你把那些放他身上的 -没错 - Wait. You put that stuff on him? - Yeah
在他充电的时候干的 While he was recharging.
那些玩意在你脸上你怎么还能看见 How the hell can you even see with all of that stuff on?
我通过内置传感器检测外部刺激 I detect environmental stimuli with internal sensors.
我的眼睛完全是为了美观 My eyes are purely aesthetic.
显然 我的传感器没有 Evidently, my sensors did not classify
把"薯头先生的零件”检测为威胁 these "Mr. Potato Head pieces" as a threat.
好吧 好吧 现在轮到你了 Okay, okay, so, now it's your turn, okay?
你试试作弄我 You got to get me.
而且你必须得有创意 And you got to be creative.
你得在我没防备的时候做 You got to do it when I least expect it.
-这就是...幽默吗 -没错 - And this is... humor? - ‭Yes!
我必须得承认 很有挑战性 I must admit, it is quite challenging.
但我会尽力而为的 However, I will do my best.
采矿公司永远不会让事情变得无聊 Well, the mining company keeps things from getting dull,
我可以这么跟你们说 I can tell you that.
维佳商会不是一直走在最前沿吗 The Vega Consortium operates out by the frontier, doesn't it?
没错 在那里你会遇到很野蛮的文明 Yes. Oh, you meet some pretty wild cultures out there.
去年我试图确保一个行星的采矿权 Last year, I was trying to secure mining rights on a planet
那里的习俗是 where it's customary at the start of
在任何商业洽谈开始之时 any business negotiation
所有谈判方都要展示他们的生殖器 for all parties to show their genitals.
这么做的意义是什么 What's the point of that?
这可以展现诚意 It's a show of good faith,
承诺所有谈判方都会坦诚相告 a promise that all negotiators will be forthright
没有欺骗 and free from deception.
如果按你们采矿业的话说 我猜 Well, if you're a miner, I guess
这就是"找到矿脉[重点]”了吧 that's what you call "finding a vein."
拉维斯克舰长 你是哪里人 So, Captain Lavesque, where are you from originally?
我出生于地球 I was born on Earth.
确切地说是马萨诸塞州 Massachusetts, actually.
真的假的 我也是马萨诸塞人 No kidding? I'm from Massachusetts.
真的吗 你是哪块的 Really? What part?
-一个叫博克斯福德的小镇 -我是安多弗的 - Little town called Boxford. - I’m from Andover.
天哪 我们以前还是邻居 Oh, my God, we were neighbors.
你小时候去过塞勒姆女巫博物馆吗 Did you ever go to the Salem Witch Museum as a kid?
我十岁的时候我妈妈带我去过 My mother took me there when I was ten.
简直吓屎我了 It scared the crap out of me.
是不是那个 That holographic recreation
吉尔斯·科里审讯的全息影像 of the Giles Corey interrogation?
没错 他们不断地把石头压到他身上 Yes, where they kept putting the rocks on top of him
逼迫他招供 而他则说 to get him to confess, and he was going,
-"再压重一点" -"再压重一点" - "More weight!" - ‭"More weight!"
我做了一个月的噩梦 I had nightmares for a month.
你都没跟我说过这些 I don't think you ever told me that.
这种诡异特别的事情 It's, like, this weird, specific thing.
你就是提到才能想起来 You kind of just had to be there,
但是 真是太疯狂了你居然会提起这事 but, God, it's so crazy that you would bring that up.
真是疯狂 It's crazy.
我已经好多年没想起这事了 Man, I haven't thought about that in years.
进来 Come in!
你好 又是我 Hi. Me again.
拉维斯克舰长 Captain Lavesque.
-你好 -拜托 - Hi. ‭- Oh, please,
你可以叫我普莉娅 you can call me Pria.
普莉娅 我希望你今晚过得很愉快 Pria. I hope you had fun tonight.
确实是 我过得很享受 I did. I had a lot of fun.
很好 很好 Good, good, good.
我们还有一些 橘子 we still have some, uh, orange...
什么的玩意 我不知道这些是啥 但 fl-flooflers. I don't know what they are, but...
我是素食者 I'm vegetarian.
它们很糟糕 算了吧 ‭They're terrible. Forget it. ‭
我意识到我还没正式道过谢 Listen, I realized I never said a proper thank-you.
要不是你和你的成员们 You know, I would've been cooked alive today
我早就被活活煮熟了 if it hadn't been for you and your crew.
这是我们的工作 Well, that's our job.
你的住处感觉如何 How are your quarters?
-好像没老鼠 -那挺好 - Doesn't smell like hamster. - That's great. That's gr...
在这想达到这一点可不容易 That's-that's a big win around here.
但请别偷毛巾 本来就不够用 well, please don't steal our towels. We've had some problems.
好 我不会偷的 Okay. I won't.
我要回去睡觉了 I'm gonna turn in.
好啊 Okay.
谢谢你 Thank you.
搜索维佳采矿商会的人员数据库 Search personnel database for the Vega Mining Consortium.
名字是普莉娅·拉维斯克 Name: Pria Lavesque.
搜索完毕 Search complete.
无结果 No results.
这就是我们的总控室 And this is our engine room.
我们有戴森粒子驱动的量子驾驶系统 We have a dysonium-powered quantum drive system
每小时速度可达十光年 capable of speeds exceeding ten light-years per hour.
-真是让人印象深刻 -是滴 - That's impressive. - ‭Yeah.
主管 Chief.
这位是拉维斯克舰长 This is Captain Lavesque.
远不止于舰长吧 And then some.
哎呀 人力别说我骚扰女员工 Uh-oh. Callin' HR.
我只是开个玩笑 我是史蒂夫·牛顿 I'm just kidding. Steve Newton.
很高兴认识你 Glad to know you.
-很高兴认识你 -长官 - Nice to meet you. ‭- Hey, Chief,
重新校对要 the recalibration's gonna...
哇呀 Yowza!
-这是亚飞特 -嗨亚飞特 - And this is Yaphit. - Hi, Yaphit.
你好呀 Hi right back at ya. ‭
这听起来可能蛮蠢的 但你是 You know, this may sound blunt, but you are
我觉得有吸引力的唯一的白种女人 the only white woman I've ever found attractive.
你是我见过最帅的猫咪呕吐物了 Well, you're the handsomest pile of cat puke I've ever seen.
我喜欢这姑娘 I love this gal!
艾德 能跟你讲两句话不 Ed? Could I talk to you for a second?
好啊当然 你们不如 Yeah, sure. Uh, why don't you guys
带普莉娅参观一下引擎核心 show Pria the engine core?
咋地啦 What's up?
这是维佳采矿商会的 This is a current personnel manifest
目前人力资源的名单 of the Vega Mining Consortium.
没有任何普莉娅·拉维斯克的记录 There's no record at all of a Pria Lavesque.
采矿商会的员工总是来来去去的 Well, mining consortiums have employees coming and going
他们的记录经常这么马虎 all the time-- their records are usually sloppy.
可能就是个疏忽吧 It's probably just an oversight.
她说她来了起码一年 She said she's been there at least a year.
-你干嘛那么担心她 -我是你的大副 - Why are you so worried about her? ‭- I'm your first officer.
担心是我的职责 It's my job to worry.
作为你的大副 我建议你 And as your first officer, I would advise you
在确认她的身份前 不要给她 not to give her this kind of access to our systems
-进入我们系统的权力 -天哪 - until we can confirm her identity. - ‭My God, what are we,
我们这是审查她吗 她又没做错什么 the Inquisition here? She's done nothing wrong.
我 我希望阿罗拉派个人给她 I just... I want Alara to assign someone to her.
-安全起见 -哦我的天 - Just to be safe. ‭- Oh, my God,
凯莉 不 不 Kelly, no, no.
听着 我会问她 Listen, I will ask her
关于人力资源名单的事 about the personnel manifest.
好吗 但那是我会做的所有事了 Okay? But that's all I'm gonna do.
抱歉 Excuse me.
长官 我能为你做什么 Commander, what can I do for you?
这不是作为长官的要求 This isn't really a "Commander" Request.
这是凯莉的要求 This is more of a "Kelly" Request.
好的 是什么 Okay. What is it?
我要你检查 I need you to check
拉维斯克舰长的住处 Captain Lavesque's quarters.
检查它们什么 Check them for what?
我还不知道 I don't know yet.
好吧 Okay.
规则上说这对我有点尴尬 That's a little awkward for me, regulation-wise.
我不能毫无理由地 I mean, I can't just go snooping around
巡查某人的住处 someone's quarters without a reason.
除非你命令我这么做 Unless you order me to.
不 这不是命令 No, it's not an order.
看这个 Here, look at this.
这是维佳商会的人力资源名单 It's the personnel manifest for the Vega Consortium.
没有普莉娅·拉维斯克 There's no Pria Lavesque.
采矿商会记录做的一塌糊涂哈 Well, mining consortiums do keep crappy records.
没错 艾德也这么说 我不买账 Yeah, that's what Ed said. I don't buy it.
那我猜他还不知道你的凯莉请求 And I'm guessing he doesn't know about your "Kelly" Request?
你不能伪造一些安全理由 Look, can't you just come up with some bogus security reason
进行搜索吗 我告诉你 for a search? I'm telling you,
我对她有不详的预感 I have a bad feeling about her.
我可以作为辐射检查 I can put it in my security log
放入飞行日志 as a radiation check.
但如果有人仔细看 会有一点破绽 It's a little shaky if anyone takes a close look,
但我会做的 如果你保证一件事 but I'll do it-- if you promise me one thing.
-什么 -那就是你的担忧 - What's that? - That your concern
完全是职责范围内的 is purely in the line of duty
跟舰长在喝酒的时候对普莉娅的 and it has nothing to do with the goo-goo eyes
含情脉脉的注视毫无关系 that the captain was making at Pria during drinks.
好吧 首先 我没注意到什么含情脉脉 Okay, first of all, I didn't notice any goo-goo eyes.
其次 即便有 And second of all, even if there were,
跟我屁点关系也没有 I wouldn't give a damn.
这完全就是职责内的事 This is 100% in the line of duty.
姐可是专业的 I'm a professional.
来做家务哦 Housekeeping.
如果要想想找什么的话 You know, it would help me if I had some idea
会很有帮助的 of what we were looking for.
任何不同寻常的东西 Anything out of the ordinary.
长官 Commander.
我可能有发现 I might have something.
这真是奇了怪了 This is really strange.
扫描仪无法识别 The scan can't penetrate it.
不知道里面是什么 Can't tell what's inside.
拉维斯克舰长 Captain Lavesque.
抱歉我们闯入了 Hi. Uh, sorry... for the intrusion.
我们在调查一起可能的辐射泄露 We were just investigating a possible radiation leak.
一切还好吗 Everything okay?
-挺好的 -好呀 - It's fine. - ‭Great.
我们只是想确保你不会睡了一觉 We just wanted to make sure that you didn't go to bed
起床的时候发现多长了只眼睛或者肾脏 and wake up with a third eye or an extra kidney
或者别的啥 or... something.
采矿的时候我已经接触太多辐射了 Oh, I've been exposed to so much radiation in the mines.
如果要变异 估计早就发生了 If I was gonna turn mutant, it would have happened by now.
是的 当然了 Right. Of course.
我们的工作已经完成了 Well, I think we're all finished here.
是的 都弄好了 Yes. All set.
为我们的擅自闯入再次道歉 Again, sorry for the intrusion.
你在跟我开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
艾德 听我说完 Ed, just hear me out on this.
你们擅自进入她房间 还搜索了一番 You went into her quarters and did a search?
这都是我的主意 我命令阿罗拉协助我 This was my doing. I ordered Alara to assist me.
谢谢你 指挥官 但那不是真的 舰长 I appreciate that, Commander. But it's not true, Captain.
是我伪造了进入许可证 I falsified the entry permit.
你是一艘联盟星舰上的保卫部主管 You are the chief of security on a Union starship.
没有正当理由 你不能搜索 You don't go searching guest quarters
-客人房间 -是的长官 但我们觉得 - without reasonable cause. - Yes, sir, but we both felt that...
你是我的大副 And you are my first officer, all right?
你应该以身作则 You're supposed to be setting an example,
而你却搜查一个房间 and here you are ransacking a room?
怎么 你们也看了她的日记吗 What, did you read her diary, too?
没有 我们没找着 No, we couldn't find it.
但是艾德 我们发现了一件物体 But, Ed, we discovered an object.
长方形的金属物 Metallic, rectangular in shape...
天哪 你发现了一个长方体 Oh, my God, you found a rectangle.
好严重哦 我是不是该拉响红色警报了 Good Lord, well, should I sound the red alert now?
我们的扫描仪无法穿透那个物体 Our scans couldn't penetrate it.
我们不知道那是什么 We had no idea what it was.
说不定是个皮带扣 So it could be a belt buckle, for all you know.
确实有这可能 I suppose it could be.
我要给你记上一次行政记过 I'm putting a formal reprimand on your record.
出去 Dismissed.
艾德 我能和你说实话吗 Ed, can I be perfectly honest with you?
我觉得你没有客观对待普莉娅 I don't think you're being objective regarding Pria.
等等 不好意思 Wait, I'm sorry.
我不客观吗 I'm not being objective?
我不... I'm not being...
不好意思 刚刚是谁去乱翻人家房间 I-I'm sorry, which one of us just went tossin' cells?
我哪里不客观了 How am I not being objective?
我认为你被她的美貌蒙蔽了理智 I think you're letting her charisma cloud the fact
看不清她也许有所隐瞒 that she may not be what she seems.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
喝酒的时候你全程对她星星眼 You were making goo-goo eyes at her all through drinks.
我才没有星星眼... I was not making goo-goo eye...
顺便说下 就算我有 By the way, even if I was,
就算我真的有 even if I was,
又关你什么事 what business is that of yours?
我们不再是一对了 We're not together anymore.
你想和谁约会都行 You can date whoever you want.
-我也是 -那没问题 - So can I. - And that's fine.
我不是在说其它方面 I'm not saying otherwise.
但那要是影响你作为长官的判断力 But if it affects your judgment as an officer,
我就该向你指出来 it is my job to point it out to you.
扮神探的人不是我 好吗 Hey, I'm not the one playing Nancy Drew here. Okay?
我们来做个合理性检查吧 Look, let's... let's do a sanity check, shall we?
我们救了这个女人 We rescued this woman.
你觉得她撞毁自己的战舰 Wha... What do you think, she crashed her own ship
就为了来这里免费洗衣服吗 just so she could come here and do free laundry?
顺便说一下 是的 And by the way, by the way, yes,
没错 我的确觉得她很有魅力 you know what, I find her attractive.
那又怎么样 So what?
我的担心和私人情感完全无关 相信我 ‭My concern is completely unemotional, trust me.
你在厨房水槽上睡她也不关我的事 You can bang that chick on your kitchen sink for all I care.
我从来不在食物旁边做 你知道的 I don't ever do it near the food, you know that.
但作为你的大副 我告诉你 But as your XO, I am telling you,
这事绝对有蹊跷 there is something wrong here.
舰长 请到舰桥报到 Captain, please report to the bridge.
报到 Report.
我们不知道撞击从何而来 We don't know where the impacts are coming from.
外面什么都没有 There's nothing out there.
外面肯定有什么 Well, there's got to be something out there.
我们正在被狠狠撞击 We're getting pounded.
舰长 我们可能遇到了 Captain, I believe we may have encountered
强烈的暗物质风暴 a concentrated dark matter storm.
有这种事吗 Is that a thing?
这极其罕见 They are extremely rare.
-我们如何摆脱 -舰长 我可以... - How do we get out of it? - Captain, I can...
我可以帮忙 I can help.
-什么意思 -我们曾遭遇过暗物质风暴 - What do you mean? - We encountered a dark matter storm
在去往北河三5星采矿的途中 on a mining expedition to Pollux 5.
调整你们的武器阵列 用中和的轴粒子 Adjust your weapons array to flood the area
淹没这一区域 with neutralized axion particles.
非常有趣的理论 A fascinating theory.
好像从来没人尝试过这种解决方法 I do not believe anyone has ever attempted such a solution.
动手吧 Do it.
相信我 Trust me.
戈登 带我们离开这儿 Gordon, get us out of here.
天哪 Oh, my God.
舰长 撞击严重削弱了我们的防护罩 Sir! The impacts have severely weakened our deflectors.
即将发生结构损坏 Structural damage is imminent.
-戈登 有何办法 -舰长 我没见过 - Gordon, what are our options? - Captain, I've never
暗物质风暴 更别说飞越它了 even seen a dark matter storm, let alone flown through one.
我可以做到 I can do it.
什么 What?
我以前做过 I've done it before.
让我控制航向就行 Just give me helm control.
艾德 Ed.
戈登 Gordon?
不妨一试 舰长 Might as well, Captain.
这事超出我能力范围 This is above my pay grade.
防护罩已消失 舰长 Deflectors are gone, sir.
再撞击一次 奥维尔号就会被摧毁 One more hit could destroy the Orville.
动手吧 Do it.
击拳 Pound it.
报告损害情况 What's the damage?
通讯阵列已被破坏 不过 Communications arrays have been destroyed, but,
其他方面均完好 otherwise, we are intact.
通讯完全中断了吗 Are communications completely down?
是的 完全中断 Affirmative. Total blackout.
我们得在49号前哨站停船修理了 We'll have to make a stop at outpost 49 for repairs.
那得偏离航线5天 That's five days off course.
这附近有个商会基地 Well you know, there's a Consortium base
离这里只有一天的航程 only a day away from here.
我在那有朋友 他们肯定非常乐意 I have some friends there, and I'm sure they'll be happy
帮你们修好通讯设备的 to refit your communications array.
你们正好也把我放下 我就不叨扰你们了 Plus, you can drop me off, I'll be out of your hair.
你们救了我 这只是我的一点回报 It's the least I can do after everything you've done for me.
你刚刚也救了我们的船 Well, you just saved our ship.
我想我们扯平了 I think we're even.
不过这样的确会节省不少时间 But that would save us a lot of time.
很好 我把坐标告诉你们的导航员 Great. I'll give your navigator the coordinates.
你连我们的航线都交给她了 You're letting her dictate our course now, too?
如果你还想要什么证据 If we needed any more proof
证明她可信任的话 那你已经得到了 that she can be trusted, we just got it.
我想给你看件东西 I want to show you something.
真是美到窒息 It's breathtaking.
这个行星叫什么名字来着 What's the name of the planet again?
乌诺克四号 Unuk Four.
我们的环境模拟器也不能模拟得十分精确 Our environmental simulator doesn't really do it justice,
但你应该能明白 but you get the idea.
你去过那里吗 Have you ever been there?
没有 根本不能去 因为那的居民太可怕 No, it's off-limits because the people are nightmarish.
他们会逮住外来者献祭给一个浣熊神 They capture outsiders and then sacrifice them to a raccoon god
然后分步骤肢解他们 by methodically dismembering them.
是啊 ‭Yeah.
-不过这里真的很美 -确实很美 - It's a stunning place, though. - Gorgeous place, yeah. Yeah.
所以你是从哪学来的那些驾驶技术的 So, where'd you learn all those piloting tricks?
我每天都在外面闯 I'm out there every day,
一个人无依无靠地闯世界 flying by the seat of my pants.
我这样的人总得有点创造性 People like me have to be creative.
我喜欢创造性 Well, I like creative.
我 I, um...
我其实刚刚离婚 很不愉快 I actually got out of a rough marriage
就在不久之前 所以我 not too long ago, so I...
我想我们应该慢慢来 I think maybe we should take this slow.
或者直接来 也行 Or... or that. That works, too.
如果我太主动 让你还没准备好的话 Hey, I'm sorry if I pushed you into something
那我道歉 you weren't ready for.
没有没有 挺好的 No, no, it's... that's good.
-真的 -是 - Really? ‭- Yeah.
我只是在想是不是枕边聊天更轻松 I just figure it's always easier to talk in bed.
你懂的 如果我们都坦诚相待的话 You know, if we're being honest here,
我 应该告诉你 I... should tell you
你是我离婚以来 you're actually the first person I've been with
睡的第一个人 since my divorce.
我还真是一点压力都没有啊 That's no pressure for me there.
别别别 你真的没事 No, no, no, you were fine.
其实不只是没事 Uh, better than fine. Really.
你还是潜力股 You were blue chip.
-潜力股 -是啊 - "Blue chip"? - Yeah.
你的枕边夜话技术生疏了吧 Your pillow talk's a little rusty, huh?
-还真有点是吧 -是啊 - It is, isn't it? ‭- Yeah.
好吧 好久没练了 抱歉 Yeah, okay, it's been a while, sorry.
你的婚姻怎么了 What happened with your marriage?
如果你不想谈这个话题 If you don't want to talk about it,
-也没关系 -没有 只是 - it's okay. ‭- No, it's...
能谈的 It's fine. Um...
她给我戴绿帽子 She cheated on me
和一个瑞塔普星人 with a Retepsian.
你知道他们是什么样的吧 一身蓝皮 You know what they are? They got the blue skin,
身上还长着鳞片 they got the scales...
高潮还是从头上喷[妈的翻不下去了] ...the stuff that comes out of the forehead.
总之就是 一团乱糟 It's, like, a whole weird mess.
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
你肯定伤心透了 You must have been devastated.
确实 I was.
但是 我也说不清 因为内心里 But... I don't know, at the same time
我知道早晚会有这种事 I knew it was coming.
我工作太忙 I was working too much,
没有给我们足够的相处时间 and I didn't give us the time that we deserved.
那她也完全可以提出离婚的要求 Still, she could have just asked you for a divorce.
被对方偷腥 To be cheated on,
那可真是 man, that's...
再没有更倒霉的事了 There's nothing worse than that.
从那以后我再也没信任过别人 I haven't really trusted anyone since then.
直到现在 Until now.
起了 All right.
起了起了 我起了 All right, I'm up, I'm up.
离商会基地还有多远 How far are we from the Consortium base?
大约两小时 About two hours.
扫描器继续保持最大功率 Keep forward scanners at maximum.
-凯莉 你在搜什么 -我不知道 - Kelly, what are you looking for? - ‭I don't know.
麻烦 Trouble.
艾萨克 Isaac!
什么鬼 ‭What the hell?
你的腿怎么了 What happened to your leg?
他趁我睡觉的时候给我截肢了 He amputated it while I was sleeping!
-你中招啦 -什么 - Ha ha. Got you. - ‭What?!
我报复了 I have retaliated.
那就是我的恶作剧 That is my practical joke.
这不好笑 你个神经病 This isn't a joke, you psychopath!
你把老子给切了 You dismembered me!
我不明白 I am confused.
你说要有创意 You said to be creative,
你也说要尽量让你想不到 and you said to do it when you least expected it.
这两条指示我都做到了 I have adhered to both directives.
艾萨克 你真趁他睡觉给他截肢了 Isaac, did you anesthetize him in his sleep?
当然 指挥官 Of course, Commander.
如果他醒着的话 It would not do to have him awaken
就无法进行手术了 during the procedure.
那腿在哪呢 Well, where the hell is it?
如果你是在说你的腿 我把它藏起来了 If you are referring to your leg, I have hidden it.
鉴于它对你那么重要 Given its importance to you,
这应该是最幽默的行为了 it seemed the most humorous course of action.
该死的 我要杀了你 Son of a bitch! I'll kill you!
-戈登 -我发誓 我要把你拆了 - Gordon... - I swear to God, I'm gonna unplug you!
还是让芬恩医生给你再生一条腿吧 It'll be easier just to have Dr. Finn regenerate it.
-阿罗拉 带他去医疗舱 -来吧 - Alara, take him to sick bay. - Come on.
你太变态了 朋友 我认真的 You're sick, dude. I mean it.
你准是哪里出问题了 There is something really friggin' wrong with you!
看来对于幽默我还有很多需要学 It seems I have much to learn about humor.
我做错了什么 What did I do wrong?
艾萨克 你不能就这么切下 Well, Isaac, you can't just cut off...
舰长 我认为你和格雷森指挥官 Captain, I think you and Commander Grayson
最好到总控室来一下 had better come to engineering.
轮机长 出什么事了 Chief, what's the matter?
我们在导航中继器里 We found something strange
发现了奇怪的东西 in the navigational relays.
我们这就来 We're on our way.
怎么了 轮机长 What is it, Chief?
亚飞特在导航管道中 Yaphit was in the navigational conduits
做维护检查的时候发现了这个 doing a maintenance check when he found this.
那是阿罗拉和我在普莉娅船舱里发现的东西 That's the object Alara and I found in Pria's quarters.
你们能 你们能移除它吗 Can you, um... Can you remove it?
我们试过了 但卡得太紧了 We tried. It's in tight.
如果要用爆炸的方法 We'd have to blast it out,
就会损坏主中继器 which could damage the main relay.
梅赛呼叫阿罗拉 到普莉娅住处跟我们碰头 Mercer to Alara. Meet us at Pria's quarters.
怎么了呀 What's going on?
我们在总控室发现个东西 We found something in engineering.
我们希望你能告诉我们那是什么 We were hoping you could tell us what it is.
看来秘密已经藏不住了 Well, I see the cat's out of the bag.
是时候告诉我们你到底是谁了 I think it's time for you to tell us who the hell you really are.
我来自第29纪元 I'm from the 29th century,
大概是你们400年后的未来 about 400 years in your future.
当你们的船遭遇暗物质风暴的时候 When your ship encountered that dark matter storm,
你们本活不下来的 you were all supposed to die.
你还真的觉得我们会相信你是穿越过来的 You honestly expect us to believe you're a time traveler?
这是事实 It's the truth.
我差点忘了 I almost forgot.
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
拉玛呼叫舰长 Lamarr to Captain.
怎么了 What is it?
长官 我无法掌舵了 Sir, I've lost helm control.
有什么东西在掌控战舰 Something else is driving the ship.
真是个好用的小东西 Ooh, it's a handy little device.
实际上也是这东西引导你们的战舰 It's actually what piloted your ship
穿过暗物质风暴的 through that dark matter storm.
你是在说你回到现在来救我们的命 You're telling us you came back in time to save our lives?
为什么 Why?
恐怕我不是想救你们的命 I'm afraid it wasn't your lives I wanted to save.
我想救你们的战舰 It was your ship.
等等 如果你真的来自未来 Wait, if you really are from the future,
奥维尔号又对你有什么用呢 what possible use could the Orville be to you?
我是一个工艺品商人 I'm a dealer in artifacts.
东西要完好无损 Mint condition.
我一般跟私人收藏家打交道 Mostly I sell to private collectors.
跟其他同行一样 我穿越到 I, and others who do what I do, travel back
过去的特定时间地点 to a specific time and place in which, say,
就比如你们的战舰被毁之前 a ship like yours was destroyed.
我阻止灾难发生 I prevent the destruction,
然后把战舰带到未来 then I take the ship into the future
卖给出价最高的人 and I sell it to the highest bidder.
那战舰上的舰员呢 What about the crews of those ships?
他们融入第29纪元之后 Well, they're free to live out their lives
就能自由自在地生活了 as they see fit in the 29th century.
等等 我们救了你 Wait, we rescued you.
我们那时都处在危险当中 All of us were in danger.
别 别在意那个 Never... never mind about that.
-那彗星呼救是怎么回事 -设的一个局 - What about the comet? - ‭A set-up.
一个快捷简便的方法来让你们相信我 A quick and easy way to get you to trust me.
其实没有人处在真的危险中 Look, none of us were ever in any real danger.
在我的时代我们能做许多事 We can do things in my time that...
就让你们自己去发现吧 Well, you're gonna find out for yourself.
那为什么你不直接控制这艘战舰呢 Then why didn't you take control of the ship right away?
你显然有能力 You obviously had the power.
我是个商人 不是个士兵 I'm a businesswoman, not a soldier.
我喜欢舒适与陪伴 I like comfort and company,
这两者你们都能给我 and you've provided both.
我不只是在说食物 I'm not just talking about the food.
你是怎么 How do you do it--
穿越时空的 travel through time?
我们在第29纪元发现了一个稳定的虫洞 We found a stable wormhole in the 29th century.
我们做生意的人 Those of us who are in the business
学着去操纵利用它 learned to manipulate it.
这虫洞 This wormhole--
就是我们在前往的地方 that's where we're headed.
很抱歉我必须得屏蔽 I'm sorry I had to knock out
你们的通讯阵列 your communications array.
我不能让你们在本应该死亡的时候 I couldn't have you chatting anyone up
和其他任何人通讯 if you're supposed to be dead.
你这种事做了几次了 How many times have you done this?
等我们到我的纪元时 When we get to my century,
我会把你们介绍给阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特 I'll introduce you to Amelia Earhart.
你们俩能让我跟拉维斯克舰长 Would the two of you give me a moment alone
单独说两句吗 with Captain Lavesque?
我们要把腿带走吗 Should we take the leg?
拿走拿走 赶紧的 Yes, take the leg. Get the...
派个警卫到这个船舱来 And post a guard on these quarters.
是 长官 Aye, sir.
一个警卫没用的 A guard won't matter.
之前都是在骗我吗 Was it all just a lie?
并不都是 Not all of it.
我确实对你有感觉 I did feel something for you.
原谅我 You'll forgive me
我怎么不相信呢 if I have a hard time believing that.
艾德 你们本来是要死的 Ed, you were all going to die anyway.
现在你们有机会继续活下去 Now you'll have a second chance to live
在你们无法想象的未来 in a future full of wonders you can't even imagine.
我还想和你一起去看看那些地方 I'd still like to see where you and I could go.
我知道你会去哪 I know where you can go.
哪里 Where?
去地狱 To hell.
你会下地狱 You-you can go to hell.
这是某种表达吗 Is that an expression?
是 在我的世纪是 It is. In my century.
没听说过 I've never heard it.
这个 不是什么好意思 Well, it's... it's not good.
我真的在乎你 I do care about you.
不管你信不信 Whether you believe me or not.
凯莉 Kelly!
凯莉 等等 Kelly, wait.
听着 我不想怪谁 Hey, listen, I don't want to play the blame game here...
因为你应该怪你自己 That's because you're the one to blame.
听着 我们都犯过错误 Look, we all made mistakes.
没人犯错 只有你 Nobody made mistakes but you.
现在别说什么 早跟你说过 Let's not do the "I told you so" Thing.
-早跟你说过 好多次 -好吧 - I told you so, numerous times. - ‭Okay, look.
好吧 你是对的 行了吧 Fine, you were right. Okay?
对不起 她是个坏人 I'm sorry. She was a bad seed.
她抓住了我的弱点 And-And she caught me where I was vulnerable, and I'm just,
我非常抱歉 真心的 I'm really, genuinely sorry.
我们反正就该死了 Well, we're supposed to be dead anyway,
我想这应该无所谓 so I guess it doesn't matter.
根据时间法 Hell, by temporal law,
我们都该自杀 维护时间线 we should probably commit suicide to keep the timeline intact.
时间线已经被篡改了 Well, the timeline's already been changed,
所以现在插手 so slitting our wrists wouldn't be any more correct
也不会有什么改变 than the way things are now.
我很庆幸没有在生你气的时候死 I'm glad we didn't die while I was mad at you.
我也是 Me, too.
我或许有办法了 I might have an idea.
该死 Damn it.
这办法行不通 All right, so that's not gonna work.
我可以提一个建议吗 Could I make a suggestion?
是什么 What is it?
古董钻石头钻头 Old-style, antique diamond-tipped drill.
我叔叔给我的毕业礼 Was a graduation gift from my uncle.
没有能量光束 只靠蛮力 No fancy energy beams, just good ole brute force.
或许可以 Might work.
可能这技术太古老没设防呢 Could be too arcane for the device to register.
试试看 Do it.
好了 Bingo.
艾萨克 交给你了 All right, Isaac, it's all up to you.
我接触到内部电路 I believe I have access to the internal circuitry.
它有些复杂 It is quite sophisticated.
我从未遇到过这样 I have never encountered anything like...
-艾萨克 -艾萨克 - Isaac! - Isaac!
体内活动完全消失 There's no internal activity at all.
他死了 He's dead.
你能做什么吗 医生 Is there anything you can do for him, Doc?
戈登 我是个医生 Gordon, I'm a doctor.
我擅长生物方面 My expertise is in biology.
他的情况类似修好引擎 This is more like fixing an engine.
恐怕比那复杂的多 It's a lot more complicated than that, I'm afraid.
再查一下数据库 Let's recheck the database.
我们对他了解不多 We don't know much about him,
或许遗漏了哪些 but maybe there's something we missed.
好伙计 Hey, buddy.
我不知道你是不是在里面 能否听到 I don't know if you're in there, or if you can hear me, but...
上次我管你叫狗娘养的 I know the last time I saw you I called you a son of a bitch.
我生气因为你砍了我的腿 I was just angry 'cause you took my leg.
但当我真的停下来想想 But, when I really stopped to think about it,
这说真的是我见过 that was honest to God the best damn practical joke
最好的笑话 I've ever seen in my life.
我只想 I just...
只希望你能知道 I just wanted you to know that.
梅赛呼叫马洛伊 Mercer to Malloy
马洛伊在 Malloy here.
我需要你回到舰桥 I need you on the bridge.
认真的 Seriously?
舰长 我们接近坐标地 Captain, we're approaching the coordinates.
按指令汇报 长官 Reporting as ordered, Sir.
-戈登 你掌舵 -舰长 - Gordon, take the helm. - Captain,
他小腿还未完全重生 his limb regeneration is incomplete.
-只要给我 -我这里需要他 - If I could just... - I need him here.
尤其是艾萨克死了 Particularly with Isaac down.
如果我们有机会脱离这里 If we have any chance of getting out this,
-我需要所有人就位 -舰长 - I need everyone at their station. - Captain?
我们到了 I think we've arrived.
怎么回事 What the hell?
抱歉这样闯进来 Sorry to barge in like this,
不过 我们快到交头地点了 it's just... we're approaching the rendezvous point.
舰长 我可以马上让她晕倒 只要您下令 Captain, I can put her to sleep real quick, just say the word.
等等 Hold up on that.
知道未来有传送技术还挺好的 Well, it's good to know teleportation is in our future.
你可以在纽约吸口气去巴黎吐出来 You can take a breath in ‭New York and exhale it in Paris.
普利娅 听着 Pria, listen,
把我的船还给我 give me back my ship.
我们可以给你一艘穿梭艇 We'll give you a shuttle,
你可以用它穿过虫洞回到你的时间 you can take it through the wormhole to your own time.
但奥维尔号上有300多号人 But there are 300 people on board the Orville
在这个世纪生活 who have lives in this century.
他们家在这 They have families here.
你还是没明白 You still don't get it.
你们都是死人了 You all died.
如果我放你们走 If I were to let you go,
会被人发现我改变了时间线 I'd be the one altering the timeline.
舰长 我们进去了 Captain, we're heading through.
那是什么 What is that?
拉维斯克呼叫宾赞舰 Lavesque to Binzian ship.
我按照承诺带来了货品 I have the merchandise, as promised.
有些划痕 Couple of scratches.
不严重 不会影响价格 Nothing that would affect the value in any significant way.
不过我乐意与您商议价格 Regardless, I'll be happy to negotiate the price.
收到信息
当然 Of course.
这里没人在骗你 Nobody's trying to stiff you here.
来点薄荷糖吗 舰长 《薄荷糖》是宋飞正传一集
客户的满意就是我的追求 Always like to keep the customer happy.
你在干什么 No! What the hell are you...?
驾驶控制恢复 Helm control is back online.
戈登 带我们离开这里 Gordon, get us out of here.
所有能量转移至亚光速引擎 Transfer all power to the sublight drive.
长官 外星星舰正在启用 Sir, the alien ship is powering up
某种牵引光束 some kind of a tractor beam.
约翰 调试反射频率 John, modulate the deflector frequency
-越快越好 -是 长官 as fast as you can. Aye, sir.
真是出其不意 Nice sucker punch.
我该料到出轨女有这一手 I'd expect that from a woman who cheats on her husband.
你跟她说了 You told her?
没 我没告诉她 她知道因为 No. No, I didn't tell her. She... she knows
因为她是未来来的 'cause she's from the future.
但这是过去的事情 But it's in the past.
我就告诉她了 阿罗拉带她去警卫室 I told her. Alara, take her to the brig.
走吧 Come on.
艾萨克 你在吗 Isaac, you there?
是 长官 Yes, sir.
能量爆炸之前 My algorithms were successfully transferred
我的算法 to the ship's computer
就已成功上传至船上电脑 before the energy burst.
我相信我的身体仍是完整的吧 I trust my physical body is still intact.
有点被烤焦了 不过还算完整 It's a little toasty, but it's all in one piece.
薄荷糖这笑话不错 Nice touch with the Junior Mints.
我认为这是慎重的选择 I felt it prudent to alert you of my success
这样你既能知道我成功了 in a fashion that would not appear obvious
普利娅看到也不知道是什么 if Pria were to see it.
舰长 我可以继续去治腿了吗 Captain, can I go finish my leg now?
走吧 Yeah, go ahead.
谢谢 Thank you.
过来 Come on.
我要和你说件事 Well, I'll tell you one thing,
我不会再错第二次 never again will I make the mistake
不信任我的大副 of not trusting my first officer.
对不起 I'm sorry.
进来 Come in.
谢谢 阿罗拉 你可以走了 Thanks, Alara. You can go.
有情况我就在外面 I'll be outside if there's any trouble.
这样就行了 We'll be fine.
艾萨克说你用这个传送 Isaac tells me this is what you used to teleport.
恭喜 Congratulations,
你获得了未来的技术 you have technology from the future.
我想你们会拆开研究 I suppose you're gonna crack it open and study it.
不 No.
不像你 我们不打乱时间线 Unlike you, we don't mess with the timeline.
好吧 Well,
现在怎么办 what happens now?
你知道最令人伤心的是哪部分吗 You know what the most depressing part about this is?
我关心你 I allowed myself to care about you,
你却利用我 and you used me.
哪怕你坚持说你真的在乎我 And despite all of your claims that you still care about me,
你却从来没有说对不起 not once have you even said, "I'm sorry."
从不道歉是个好规定 It's a good rule in life never to apologize.
好人从来不需要道歉 The right kind of people never want apologies,
坏人利用你的负罪心 and the wrong kind take advantage of them.
好吧 Fair enough.
没必要这么结束的 It doesn't have to end.
跟我走吧 Just come with me.
奥维尔号继续存在的话 If the Orville continues to exist,
谁知道会怎么影响时间线呢 who knows how it will affect the timeline?
奥维尔号本应该 The Orville was supposed to be destroyed
在暗物质风暴中毁坏 in that dark matter storm.
是你改变了结果 不是我们 You changed those events, not us.
至于它如何影响你的未来 And as far as how that affects your future time,
我一点也不在乎 I don't give a damn.
艾萨克说 According to Isaac,
只要虫洞存在 as long as the wormhole exists,
量子势能就存在 the quantum potentiality is open.
一系列未来都是可行的 Many sets of future events are possible.
一旦我们毁掉它 我们就选择了一条路 But, if we destroy it, we choose a path.
我们就无法回到你的未来 There's no chance of us returning to your future,
奥维尔号继续运转下去 and the Orville goes on to live its life.
这意味着 Which means
普利娅·拉维斯克 that Pria Lavesque will have no reason
不可能存在于我们的过去 to come back into our past.
你和我永远不会见面 And you and I will never have met.
你会继续成为那个 You'd still be that messed up guy
无法原谅前妻的废物 who can't get over his ex-wife.
你希望变成这样吗 Is that what you really want?
梅赛呼叫舰桥 Mercer to bridge.
开火 Fire.