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翻译 Silence 反青椒光波 章鱼埃克斯 Seth老婆
请进 Come in.
翻译 艾伦尔榭 萌萌战略分析 冰棒通信官 Spock斗
日安 船长 Good day, Captain.
柏图斯 你好吗 Bortus. How are you?
很抱歉打扰到你工作 I apologize for intruding upon your work.
校对 Seth老婆
没事 Oh, no, it's fine.
那是什么 What is that?
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
《大青蛙布偶秀》中的人物
大青蛙科米 That is, uh, Kermit the Frog.
我不认识这个物种 I do not recognize the species.
后期 老骨头小新
这是地球上的一种两栖生物 It's an amphibious life-form from Earth.
是你认识的人吗 Is it someone you know?
总监 Seth老婆
不是 他只是我钦佩的一位领导者 No, no, he's just a leader I admire.
面对危机永远保持冷静 Always keeps his cool in a crisis,
善于激励其同伴 inspires greatness in his people.
他是... He's...
对了 你找我有什么事 So, what can I do for you?
长官 我希望能请假 Sir, I wish to request a leave of absence.
什么原因 For what reason?
我下了一颗蛋 I have laid an egg.
你 You...
什么意思 你是在说冷笑话 What do you mean, like you told a bad joke
还是什么 or something? Like, what?
不 长官 莫克兰人通过产卵繁殖 No, sir. Moclans reproduce by laying eggs.
我和凯尔登将要生孩子了 Klyden and I are going to have a child.
柏图斯 这太好了 恭喜你 Bortus, that's great. Congrats.
天呐 你生蛋吗 My God. You lay eggs?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
我一直很好奇 Wow. You know, I always wondered
单一性别种族如何繁衍后代 但是 how a single-gender species populated itself, but...
它们很大吗 蛋很大颗吗 Are-are they big? They big eggs?
蛋是有一点大 长官 They are somewhat large. Yes, sir.
真厉害 Amazing.
需要休假多久都行 Well, yeah, take all the time off you need.
妊娠期大约为21天 The gestation period is approximately 21 days.
你要孵蛋吗 And you sit on it?
你要孵蛋吗 You sit on the egg?
要的 长官 Yes, sir.
帮我恭喜凯尔登 Well, listen, tell Klyden congrats,
如果你还怀有第二颗 and, uh, if you got one more in you,
优先考虑用来做蛋卷吧 dibs on the omelet.
长官 Sir?
抱歉 烂笑话 Sorry. Bad joke.
是的 Yes.
烂蛋黄 Bad "Yolk."
以后我会尽量不跟你开玩笑 You know, I'm-I'm just not gonna try at comedy with you anymore.
我会回到我自己的船舱 I will return to my quarters.
好 Okay.
我现在想吃蛋 I want eggs now.
奥维尔号 第一季 第二集
蛋 Eggs?
他是这么说的 That's what he said.
莫克兰人通过产卵繁殖 Moclans reproduce by laying eggs,
我还是第一次听说 which I never knew.
蛋从哪生出来 Well, where does it come out of?
屁股吗 The butt?
约翰 我没怎么打听那些细节 You know, John, I didn't really pry into those kinds of specifics.
你第一个问题怎么不问这个呢 How's that not the first thing you ask?
船长 我们收到一个求救信号 Captain, we are receiving a distress signal.
坐标为8304934 Coordinates 8-3-0-4-9-3-4.
运输船遭遇了奎尔人的袭击 A transport ship has been attacked by the Krill.
距离有多远 How far away?
以量子驾驶最快也要六分钟21秒才能到达 With quantum drive at maximum, six minutes, 21 seconds.
阿罗拉 发信息说我们马上赶去 Alara, send a message we're on our way.
戈登 以最快速度带我们到达 Gordon, get us there as quick as you can.
遵命 长官 Aye, sir.
正在靠近运输船 长官 Approaching the transport, sir,
是布雷里奥号航空飞船 it's the USS Bleriot.
让我们看看 Let's see it.
看来他们伤亡惨重 Looks like they took a hell of a beating.
扫描生命体征 船上有多少乘客 Scan for life signs. How many passengers are on board?
船长 运输船已经在扫描我们 Captain, the ship is already scanning us.
是吗 They are?
奇怪了 That's weird.
就像是走了霉运对吧 他们欠我们一罐可乐 That's like a jinx, right? They owe us a Coke.
阿罗拉 向他们打招呼 Alara, hail them.
频道打开 Channel open.
布雷里奥号 我是奥维尔号航空飞船的 Bleriot, this is Captain Ed Mercer
艾德·梅赛船长 你们听得到吗 of the USS Orville-- do you read me?
梅赛船长 我们遭到了奎尔人驱逐舰的袭击 Captain Mercer, we've been raided by a Krill destroyer.
你们的勘探船目前什么情况 What is the status of your vessel?
我们的伤势已得到治疗 Our injured are being treated,
但是我们需要大规模的整修 but we're in need of extensive repairs.
我能听到你的话 但是视频画面看不太清 I can hear you, but visual is a little patchy.
所以我们才扫描你的飞船 That's why we scanned your ship.
好 尽快把你们所需的物资清单 All right, send us a manifest of everything you need
-发送给我们 -马上发送 - as soon as you can. - Sending now.
船长 巧的是我们船上的两名乘客 And, Captain, it so happens we're carrying two passengers
是你认识的人 whom you know.
艾迪 是你吗 Eddie, is that you?
妈 Mom?
孩子 惊喜吧 Hey, buddy. Surprise, huh?
惊喜 爸 你们没事吧 Yeah, it is. Dad, are you guys okay?
没事 没事 我们很好 No, no, we're okay, fine. We're okay.
我们只是有点害怕 We all just got a bit of a scare, that's all.
除了你父亲 Well, except for your father.
整场袭击发生时我都在睡觉 Yeah. I-I slept through the entire attack,
我不久前刚醒来 and I just woke up a little while ago.
昨晚酒喝得有点太多了 You know, a little too much of the sauce last night.
妈 爸 你们跑到布雷里奥号上去干嘛 Mom, Dad, what the hell are you guys doing on the Bleriot?
我和你父亲这个周末想在天津四三号星上 Well, your father and I wanted to spend the weekend on Deneb 3
-和彼得森一家一起 -和彼得森 - with the Petersons. - With the Petersons.
我们收到物资清单了 We're receiving the manifest now.
-那是谁 -是凯莉吗 - Who's that? - Is that Kelly?
是啊 Yeah.
梅赛夫人 你好吗 Hi, Mrs. Mercer. How are you?
挺好的 艾迪跟我们说 I'm fine. You know, uh, Eddie tells us
你是一名非常优秀的副船长 you're just a wonderful first officer.
我很开心你们重归于好了 I'm-I'm glad you two are friends again,
毕竟经历了出轨事宜 after the, um, infidelity.
-对 -没事 - Okay. - Yeah. No, no,
我们 我们挺好的 we're... we're fine.
-值得吗 -珍妮 - Was it worth it? ? - Aw, Jeannie...
你别说了 just drop it, huh?
一罐好蜂蜜 总会引来几只苍蝇的 A honey like that, a couple of flies are gonna get through, okay?
爸妈 还记得戈登吗 Uh, guys, you-you remember Gordon?
M夫人 M先生 Hi, Mr. And Mrs. M.
那是戈登吗 Is that Gordon?
没错就是我 It's me, yeah.
你跟他说 我向他问好 Oh, okay, well, tell him I said hi.
-他听到了 爸 -你好 - He just heard you, Dad. - Hi.
-谁在说话 -还是戈登 - Who's that? - That's Gordon again.
艾迪 你的肚子还难受吗 Eddie, how's your stomach? Is it still bothering you?
没事了 妈 没事 Uh, it-it's fine, Mom. It's-it's okay.
你去做结肠扫描了吗 Did you get the colon scan?
我会的 会去做 I-I will. I will get it.
听我说 一定要去做结肠扫描 Listen to me. You get the colon scan.
听见没有 因为如果得了... Do you understand me? Because if you get the divert--
-叫什么来着 -憩室炎 - Man, what is that? ?- Diverticulitis.
憩室炎 我得过那个 真不好受 Diverticulitis, like I had, that's not a picnic.
你卡住的是什么来着 What is it you got stuck in there?
芝麻籽 A sesame seed.
-结肠里卡了芝麻籽 -芝麻籽 - A sesame seed in his colon! - In the colon.
对 会卡在里面 Yeah. It-It just gets stuck in there,
因为结肠有很多褶皱 你知道吧 because there are folds, you know?
没错 在里面闷着一冬天 Yeah. And it burrows in there for the winter,
-直接就发炎了 -天哪 - and you got yourself an inflammation. - Oh, God.
爸妈 Hey, you know what, guys?
我们这就过去 好吗 怎么样 We're just gonna come over there, okay? How does that...?
对不对 小凯 你也很久没见爸妈了 Right, Kel? You haven't seen Mom and Dad in a while...
对 确实好几年没见了 I haven't seen them in ages, yes.
-太好了 -没错 - Great! - Yeah.
我们直接去救你们要好得多 Much better if we go down there and help out.
没错 好得多 Great, much better, great.
那就待会见了 好吗 So we'll see you in a bit, okay?
记得做扫描 Get the scan.
我勒个去 Oh, my God.
-阿罗拉 交给你了 -好的 - Alara, you have the conn. - Aye.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我们走后 由你来指挥 You have command while we're gone.
那柏图斯呢 Well, what about Bortus?
柏图斯在房间里孵蛋呢 Bortus is in his quarters warming an egg.
因此由你来担任舰桥船长 That makes you the ranking bridge officer.
好的 但我没有... Oh, yeah, but... I've never, um...
等等 Wait,
这是你第一次负责指挥 this is your first time in command.
对 所以要不换个人 Yeah, so maybe someone else should...
你可以的 You got this, okay?
你穿着这身制服 You wouldn't be allowed to wear that uniform
就代表你有能力 if you weren't qualified.
我们信任你 We trust you.
好 Yeah.
-好的 -那就这样 - Okay. - Okay.
抱歉我父母说话有点... Sorry about my parents, everyone. They're, um...
我的结肠没问题 没事 My colon is fine, by the way, there's...
好了 Yeah.
你妈妈恨我 Your mother hates me.
-她不恨你 -她绝对恨我 - She does not hate you. - Oh, yes, she does.
她不恨你 她只是之前有点讨厌你 She does not. She hated you a little bit after the...
因为那件事 the thing.
你可以告诉我 You can tell me, you know.
我们都没聊过 I mean, we never talked about it.
-她都怎么说我的 -也没什么严重的 - What'd she say about me? - It's nothing too terrible.
-你可以老实告诉我 -也没那么糟 - You can tell me. Just be honest. - It wasn't that bad.
-说实话 -她有一次叫你贱人 - Be honest. - She once called you a bitch
一顿饭说了46次 46 times in one sitting.
对 旁边桌的人都听不下去了 Yeah, the people at the next table complained.
但是小凯 这都不重要了 But, look, Kel, it doesn't matter. You know?
已经过去了 我们不适合当夫妻 放开吧 That's the past-- you and I were a lousy match, movin' on.
也许吧 也没机会搞清楚到底适不适合了 Maybe. We never really got the chance to find out.
毕竟你趁我工作的时候 Well, that's what happens when you let a blue alien bone you
-跟一个蓝色外星人上床了 -别犯浑 - while your husband's at work, isn't it? - Don't be a jerk.
我绝对没犯浑 In no way am I trying to be a jerk.
说实话 小凯 发生这样的事 Honestly, Kel, most guys would hold a grudge
大多数男人会记仇 但我觉得你帮了我们 for something like this-- I think you did us a favor.
真的 其实说实话 I really do. In fact, you know what?
我还想感谢你出轨 I want to thank you for your infidelity.
我只是想说 要不是你总不在 Look, all I'm saying is that if you hadn't been so absent,
而我没有 做出那样的事 and I hadn't... done what I did...
也许我们能走下去 maybe it could've worked.
我很尊敬你 但你嗑药嗑嗨了吧 I say this with all due respect-- you are high.
毕竟要见你妈了 嗑嗨还能好受点 Well, since we are seeing your mother, that's not a bad idea.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
一颗可食用大麻 One cannabis edible.
天哪 真的假的 Oh, my God. Seriously?
你在逗我吧 You're kidding with that, right?
以防万一 Just in case.
怎么回事 What the hell?
什么情况 What is this?
大家 Guys!
-各位 -艾萨克 - Guys! - Isaac!
那艘船 发生了什么事 The transport-- what happened to it?
未检测到飞船的痕迹 Scanners show no sign of the ship.
似乎是某种全息投影 It appears to have been a holographic projection of some kind.
-那登船人员呢 -正在搜索 - What about the boarding party? - Searching.
未检测到生命迹象 Scans show no life signs.
他们消失了 They are gone.
我不明白 怎么会凭空消失呢 I don't understand, how can they just be gone?
约翰 长距离导航扫描能搜到吗 John, wha-what about long-range navigational scans?
我正在查 I'm checking right now.
没有 什么都没有 There's-There's nothing out there.
连根毛都没有 Not a damn thing.
指挥官 船长他 我了个天 Commander, the captain... Oh, God.
根据习俗 进入别人房间之前 Is it not customary to request permission
难道不应该先申请许可吗 before entering someone else's quarters?
-的确 -我正在孵蛋 - It is... - I am brooding my egg.
这对莫克兰人而言是极其私密的 It is a private time for a Moclan.
长官 我非常抱歉 Sir, I am so sorry,
但是船长和副船长不见了 but the captain and the first officer are gone!
不见了 去哪了 Gone? Where?
我们不知道 We don't know.
我们收到一艘客运船的求救信号 We got a distress call from a transport ship,
他们登船之后 整艘船就消失了 and once they boarded it, the whole thing just disappeared.
现在是谁指挥 Who is in command?
是我 I am.
那如果他们还活着 你就必须找到他们 Then, if they are alive, you must find them.
长官 求你赶紧回舰桥吧 Sir, if you could just come back to the bridge.
船长如果知道事情会成这个样子 The captain never would have left me in command
他绝对不会让我指挥 if he had any idea that this...
我不能丢下我的蛋不管 I cannot leave my egg.
你要孵多久 For how long?
21天 For 21 days.
抱歉了 中尉 I am sorry, Lieutenant.
我不能让我孩子有危险 I will not risk the life of my child.
你必须继续指挥下去 You must remain in command.
来一杯希莱亚龙舌兰酒 One shot of Xelayan tequila.
好吧 Okay.
深呼吸 深呼吸 Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
你没事的 你可以的 You're okay. You're fine.
你要吐吗 你真要吐了 You gonna throw up? You gonna throw up?
不 你能行的 No. You're all right.
中尉 你没事吧 Lieutenant, you all right?
没事没事 我挺好 你是 Yes! Yes, yes, I'm fine, Ensign...
-帕克 -帕克 帕克少尉 - Parker. - Parker. Ensign Parker.
很好 走开 Sweet. Go away now.
艾萨克 登船小队有消息吗 Isaac, any sign of the boarding party?
没有 长官 形势并无转机 Negative, sir. Status unchanged.
长官 太空舱那边 Sir, there's nobody over there
没人能把太空舱开回来 to pilot the shuttle back to us,
但如果你下令 我能通过远程遥控驾驶 but I can bring it over by remote guidance, on your order.
明白 Got it.
你 你是在下命令吗 Is... is the order given?
是 Yes.
就按你说的做 Absolutely do that.
好的长官 Aye, sir.
干得漂亮 And good job...
那个什么远程的事 with that remote thing.
多谢 Thanks.
长官 Sir?
医生 你好 Doctor. Hi.
有消息吗 Any word?
没 还没有 No, nothing yet.
接下来怎么办 What's next?
接下来 What's next... is...
我们应该 we should
用追踪射线锁定浮标 lock a tractor beam onto the buoy
把它拉到起降舱 检查已收集线索 and bring it into the shuttle bay to examine it for clues.
原来我们的长官是爱探险的朵拉 We got Dora the Explorer runnin' the show here.
拉玛中尉 你有什么话讲吗 Lieutenant Lamarr, do you want to say something?
没有 长官 No, sir.
很好 锁定浮标 Good. Lock onto the buoy.
长官 我反对进行这种操作 Sir, I would advise against that course of action.
我们不熟悉其防卫机制 We are not familiar with its defense mechanisms.
这是找回他们的唯一机会 It's our only chance to find our people.
中尉 锁定吧 Lieutenant, lock on.
明白 长官 Aye, sir.
已锁定 将她拉过来 Locked on and pulling her in.
舰桥呼叫起降舱 Bridge to shuttle bay.
准备接收浮标 Prepare to receive buoy.
收到 舰桥 打开舱门 Copy, bridge. Opening bay doors.
长官 我侦测到浮标核心有能量在升高 Sir, I'm reading an energy buildup within the buoy's core.
能识别吗 Can you identify it?
是 It is...
长官 请立即关闭追踪射线 Sir, deactivate the tractor beam!
把舱门关上 Get those doors shut!
各部门汇报 All sections reporting.
结构损坏非常严重 多人受伤 Structural damage is extensive, injuries are numerous.
我立即去医疗舱 I'll be in sickbay.
柏图斯询问舰桥 Bortus to bridge.
怎么回事 What is happening?
我们 遭遇了点颠簸 We, uh, took a little jolt,
但船没坏 but we're in one piece.
你的蛋还好吧 Is your egg okay?
没有损伤 It is intact.
然而此等颠簸对蛋的孵化 However, such impacts are not
极其不利 conducive to egg brooding!
长官 起降舱部位船体 Sir, hull integrity has been compromised
-受到损坏 -我马上下去 - in the shuttle bay. - I'm going down there.
长官恕我直言 您应该在舰桥值守 Sir, if I may, your place is on the bridge.
我必须下去 I'm going down there!
你觉得他们会给我放三周假 Think they'd give me three weeks off
来孵蛋吗 to sit on an egg?
E层
轮机长 有人在爆炸中受伤吗 Chief, was anyone injured in the rupture?
几人轻伤 不过防护立场立即启动 A few minor injuries, but the force field snapped on
运转正常 like it's supposed to.
但是需要几天才能完全修复 Gonna take a few days to patch up, though.
不管你们需要什么额外能源 材料 Look, whatever additional power, resources you need, whatever,
-都给你 -谢了丫头 我们能行的 - you've got it. - I appreciate that, kid, we'll be all right.
帕克少尉 怎么回事 Ensign Parker, what happened?
在错误的时间出现在了错误的地点 Wrong place at the wrong time.
他不会有事吧 Will he be okay?
他未来几天只怕不能 Well, he won't be running any marathons
再跑马拉松了 不过他会好的 for a couple of days, but he'll be all right.
医生 能和你私下谈谈吗 Doctor, can I talk to you in private?
当然 Sure.
我做不到 I can't do this.
-你是说指挥奥维尔号 -没错 - You mean command the Orville? - Yes.
我在那座位上才坐了十分钟 I was in that chair ten minutes,
就差点把整艘船给毁了 and I almost destroyed the entire ship.
要是有人死了怎么办 What if someone had been killed?
但你没把船毁了 也没有人死 But you didn't. And they weren't.
你是这艘船的医生 You're the ship's doctor.
你是唯一一个能够解除长官指挥权的人 You're the only person who can relieve an officer of command.
你能不能想点理由出来证明我不适合指挥 Can't you just come up with some reason that I'm unfit?
告诉他们我吸毒 随便什么都行 Tell them I'm a drug addict, anything.
找个人来代替我 求你了 Just get someone to replace me, please.
不 我不会这么做的 No, I will not do that.
但我会给你点建议 请坐 But I will give you some advice. Now, sit.
指挥是在激发对领导船员的自信 Command is all about the balance between inspiring confidence
和懂得何时信任船员之间取得平衡 in your leadership and knowing when to trust your people.
你今天在船员面前表现出了恐惧 You got scared out there today.
这让他们不再尊重你 Scared that they didn't respect you.
所以你无视了艾萨克的建议以示仍在掌控之中 So you ignored Isaac's advice in order to appear in control.
现在关键问题是 你从错误中总结经验了吗 Now, the question is, did you learn from this error?
我愿意相信你总结了 I'm willing to bet that you did.
你能帮我吗 Will you help me?
我不会在你耳边道出正确答案 I'm not gonna whisper the right answers in your ear,
但我会尽力做你的欧比旺 but I'll try to be your Obi-Wan however I can.
欧比旺Obi-Wan为《星球大战》中角色
我的什么 My what?
没什么 Never mind.
怎么回事 What is this?
这是 It's...
我们的老公寓 ...our old apartment.
在纽约城的那个 In New York City.
这不可能 This is impossible.
这跟我记忆中的一模一样 It's exactly like I remember it.
看这个 Look at this.
就是我办公室的那个 This is the one from my office.
我搬走的时候带上了它 I took it with me when I moved out.
我们不会被送回到过去了吧 We couldn't have been sent back in time?
我是说 这太疯狂了 对吧 I mean, that's... that's crazy, right?
-门被封住了 -我来帮你 - The door's sealed. - Here.
没事 我来吧 我来 It's okay, I got it, I got it.
艾德 你还好吗 Ed, are you okay?
-好 不 我还好 -你确定吗 - Yeah, no, I'm fine. - Are you sure?
我没事 我没事 一切都好 I'm fine. I'm fine. All good.
小凯 我们到底在哪里 Kel, where the hell are we?
中尉 我有所发现 Lieutenant, I believe I have something.
发现了什么 What is it?
我对我们扫描日志的分析显示出 My analysis of our scanner logs indicates
在事故发生的时候 浮标向远处发出了 there was a concentrated pulse directed away from the buoy
一个聚束脉冲 at the moment of the incident,
沿着这个轨道传播 traveling along this trajectory.
你觉得它是什么 What do you think it was?
我不确定 I cannot be certain,
但我相信它可能是分子传送的一种形式 but I believe it may have been a form of molecular transfer.
你认为他们可能被传送到了其他地方 You think they may have been transported somewhere?
如果是这样 应该会有残留的脉冲痕迹留下 If so, there may still be residual traces of the pulse.
我需要将能量转移到前部扫描仪 I will need to divert power to the forward scanners
来做一次远距搜索 to conduct a long-range search.
我们已经在使用紧急能源了 We're already on emergency power.
所有船员 这里是代理船长基坦 All hands, this is Acting Captain Kitan.
在进一步指示前 紧急能源会 Emergency power will be temporarily rerouted
暂时转移到扫描阵列 to the scanner array until further notice.
牛顿呼叫舰桥 Newton to bridge.
孩子 你在开玩笑吧 Kid, you got to be joking.
你要是转移了能量 这艘船 You reroute power, and this ship's
哪儿也别想去了 not gonna be goin' anywhere.
军士长 除非我们知道 Chief, unless we know where
船长和指挥官被带到了哪里 the captain and the commander were taken,
我们也无处可去 there'll be nowhere to go.
还有请称呼"长官" 不是"孩子" And it's "Sir," not "Kid."
友情提醒一下 Just a friendly reminder.
是 长官 Aye, sir.
爱探险的朵拉有两下子 Dora the Explorer got some balls.
《爱探险的朵拉》是美国的教育电视动画
说得对 有两下子 Good ones. Good balls.
糟糕 Crap!
窗户呢 What about the window?
我们在一百多楼 I mean, we're a hundred stories up.
我们能干什么 爬墙吗 What are we supposed to do, scale a wall?
说得对 Yeah, good point.
那我们现在怎么办 So, what do we do now?
生存 Survival.
我是说 只要我们在这里 不管是哪 I mean, as long as we're here, wherever here is,
我们最好确定食物合成器能用 we better make sure that the food synthesizer works.
至少不会饿死 At least we won't starve.
看啊 这是我最喜欢的袍子 Look at this. It's my favorite robe.
我两年没见过这个了 I haven't seen this in two years.
另外 这能带来灵感 By the way, this was an inspired idea.
没错 如果食物里有毒 我们就完蛋了 Of course, if there's anything in the food, we're screwed.
是啊 我不信有谁会费尽千辛万苦 Yeah, I kind of doubt whoever brought us here
把我们带来就为了给我们下毒 went through all the trouble just to poison us.
-谢谢 -不谢 - Thank you. - Mm.
艾德 Ed...
你觉得奥维尔号知道我们还活着吗 you think the Orville knows we're alive?
你觉得他们在找我们吗 You think they're even looking for us?
希望如此 Well, we better hope so.
我让阿罗拉指挥了 I left Alara in command.
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么想 What do you think?
她很聪明 Well, she's smart,
但她还是个新手 but she's really green.
我知道 I know.
我得去睡一会儿 I'm gonna try to get some sleep.
你想 你想睡床还是沙发 Do you, uh, do you want the bed or the couch?
你睡床吧 我还有好多没喝 You take the bed. I've had so much to drink,
我估计我会喝醉的 I think I'd die at that altitude.
好吧 Okay.
如果明天我们还在这儿 And if we're still here tomorrow,
我们可以继续吃这巧克力布朗尼 we can move on to that brownie.
等等 你 Hey, wait, do you...
你记不记得杰夫和莫林邀请我们 do you remember that time that Jeff and Maureen
去看歌剧那会儿 invited us to the opera?
我的天哪 是的 Oh, my God, yes.
你知道我讨厌歌剧 所以你让我在 And you knew I hated opera, so you made me smoke that joint
我们离开之前抽了根烟 before we left.
真不好意思 那应该是我的 I'm so sorry, that was supposed to be mine.
-我给错了 -还有你武器等级的烟草 - I gave you the wrong one. - Your weapons-grade weed.
没错我记得很清楚 Yes, I remember it very well.
我们到剧院的时候这玩意儿开始生效了 And it kicked in when we got to the theater,
我当时很确定我 and I became convinced that I was...
你要瘫痪了 That you were gonna be paralyzed.
如果我继续坐着超过两分钟 That I would be paralyzed if I stayed seated
我会瘫痪的 for longer than two minutes.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
别忘了 你从椅子上跳起来的时候 And remember, you bashed the hell out of Maureen's head
-狠狠地打了一下莫林的脑袋 -哇 - when you jumped out of your chair? - Oh...
天哪 她脸上的淤青大小 God, the size of the bruise
简直是史诗级的 on her face was just epic.
是不是那时候开始他们就不跟咱玩耍了 Was that when they stopped hanging out with us?
-没错 他们受够了 -哈 - Oh, yeah, they were done with us. - Yeah.
切 他们自己逊毙了 谁稀罕了 That-- well, you know, they sucked. Who cares?
他们真的不咋滴 我们干嘛 They totally sucked. Why did we
-跟他们出去玩 -我以为你喜欢他们 - hang out with them? - I thought you liked them.
-我讨厌他们 -你讨 - I hated them. - You hate--
我忍受他们只因为你喜欢 你讨厌他们 That was the only reason that I tolerated-- You-you hated them?
没错 那女的从来都说个不停 Yes. I mean she never shut the hell up,
男的笑起来嘴巴像香肠 and-and he smelled like sausage.
晓得不 我特高兴我打了她脑袋 Well, then, you know what? I'm glad I hit her in the head.
我也是 That makes two of us.
知道么 I-- you know,
这感觉像场梦 this-this feels like a dream.
此时此刻 Being here, in this place.
就像去年从未有过 It's like the last year never happened.
我在思考同样的事情 I was just thinking the same thing.
我在太空舱里说的 I might have been wrong...
可能是我错了 about what I said in the shuttle.
也许事情本可以不同 Maybe things could've been different.
晚安 Good night.
长官 我认为我已经精确找到了 Sir, I believe I have pinpointed the destination
目的地的子空间脉冲 of the subspace pulse.
让我们看看你得到了什么 Let's see what you've got.
哦不 Oh, no.
绝对不可能 中尉 Absolutely out of the question, Lieutenant.
但是长官 如果有一丝希望他们还活着 But, sir, if there's any chance that they're still alive...
这个宇宙区域是禁止进入的 绝无例外 That sector of space is off-limits, no exceptions.
长官 求您了 如果我们能够 Sir, please, if we could just...
中尉 你还年轻 Lieutenant, you're young,
所以我准备忽略 so I'm going to overlook the fact
你在请求舰队司令的直接命令 that you are questioning a direct order
这一事实 from a fleet admiral.
我们有足够理由让飞船远离那个星系 We have reasons for keeping our ships away from that star system.
卡利文人是技术非常先进的民族 The Calivon are a very technologically advanced race.
他们认为任何科技落后点的种族都是低等的 And they view any species at a lesser technological level as inferior.
于是有感情的种族会被视为动物 In the way a sentient being might view an animal.
我们不想以任何一种方式打扰他们 We do not want to engage them in any way.
但是船长和指挥官怎么办 But what about the captain and the commander?
他们在任务中牺牲了 Lost in the line of duty.
抱歉 中尉 I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
一旦修复完成 As soon as your repairs are complete,
你接到的命令是返回地球 your orders are to return to Earth
奥维尔号会被分配 where the Orville will be assigned
一名新的船长和副船长 a new captain and first officer.
塔克下线 Tucker out.
醒醒 Hey. Wake up.
醒醒 Wake up!
嗨 Hey.
嗨 发生什么了 Hey, what's going on?
能告诉我我在哪里吗 Hey, can you tell me where I am?
因为说实在的 'Cause honestly...
尼达尔 Nidal.
来吧 我们去看看奎尔 Come on, let's go see the Krill.
妈妈 我想去看莫克兰人 Mama, I want to see the Moclans.
如果有时间的话 If we have time.
来吧 走 Come on. Let's go.
喂喂喂 Hey. Hey!
这里发生了什么 What's going on here?
我在哪儿 Where am I?
跟我说说话啊 Hey, talk to me!
你在白费力气 You're wasting your breath.
对他们来说你无关紧要 You don't matter to them.
你是谁 Who are you?
这是什么地方 What is this place?
看来他们终于把这填满了 Looks like they finally filled that slot.
咋样了 新来的 How's it going, new guy?
艾德 Ed?
这是什么 发生了什么 What is this? What's going on?
我 I...
回答我的问题 Answer my question.
我们在哪里 Where are we?
挺聪明的家伙 对吧 A smart one, isn't he?
看看周围吧朋友 Take a look around you, friend.
你在卡利文族的动物园里呀 You're in a Calivon zoo.
看见没 他们的救生衣 See, their buoys
能够扫描你的电脑 然后马上 can scan your computers and then instantly
产生独特的全息诱饵 generate a customized holographic lure.
一旦你上钩了 你就被运送到了这里 As soon as you bite, you're transported here.
就像野外捕猎的陷阱一样 Like leaving an animal trap in the wild.
它甚至都知道要让我爸跟我讨论他的结肠 It even knew to make my dad talk about his colon.
这是一种很先进的技术 That's an advanced technology.
基于他们收集的数据 They recreate your
他们重新创造你的自然环境 natural environment based on the data they've collected.
一旦你习惯了新环境 哇哦 Once you're acclimated, whoosh!
高墙筑起 你成了最新的展品 The wall goes up and you're the newest exhibit.
他们这次挺幸运的嘛 They got lucky with you guys.
一般不会一次上钩两个人 Usually they don't get two for one.
我们的自然环境 Our natural environment.
那他呢 What about him?
他只是个孩子 He's only a child.
你叫什么名字 亲爱的 What's your name, sweetie?
巴拉尔 Baral.
是吗 你来这多久了 Yeah? How long have you been here?
你妈妈呢 Where's your mommy?
我不知道 I... don't know.
他比我晚几周到这的 He got here a few weeks after I did.
我来这已经8个月了 I've been here eight months.
什么样的人才会做出这样的事来 What the hell kind of people do something like this?
是卡利文族人 They're Calivon.
他们觉得任何科技不够先进的物种 They think any technologically inferior species
都属于他们 任他们处置 is theirs to do with as they please.
围观我们很有趣 We're... interesting and fun to watch.
就是这么奇怪 Weird as that sounds.
也没有那么奇怪 It's not that weird.
人类之前也囚禁过动物供自己娱乐 There was a time where humans imprisoned animals for entertainment.
我们的本意并不残忍 It wasn't intended to be cruel.
只是感觉作为高级物种 我们有这个权利 We just felt, as the higher species, we had the right.
那是几百年前的事了 Yeah, well, that was hundreds of years ago,
所以你看看是谁更高级 so you tell me who's more advanced. Hey!
我们又不是你的驯兽 We are not your Shamu!
我说过了 他们不会在意的 I told you, they don't care!
肯定有法子出去的 There's got to be a way out of here.
那个小孩应该和他的父母在一起 I mean, that... that child belongs with his parents.
你们怎么不问问奥科沃尔 Why don't you ask Ock'or?
谁是奥科沃尔 Who's Ock'or?
你们左边的那个大个子 The big guy to your left.
你们那个角度看不见他 You can't see him from where you are.
他来这里31年了 He's been here 31 years.
换句话说 逃不出去的 In other words, there's no way out.
最后一件事 Well, that's the last of it.
武器和量子驾驶已重新上线 Weapons and quantum drive are back online.
所有部门已亮绿灯 长官 All departments show green, sir.
修理工作已完成 Repairs are complete.
设定前往卡利文族系统【】的路线吗 长官 Set course for the Calivon system, sir?
不 No.
设定前往地球的路线 Set course for Earth.
等下 什么 Wait, what?
什么 那艾德和凯莉怎么办 What?! What about Ed and Kelly?
我的命令很明确 My orders are clear.
我会宣布船长和大副 The captain and first officer will be declared
在执勤时失踪 lost in the line of duty.
等等 Hang on.
你在说什么呢 What the hell are you talking about?
卡利文族的星球是禁止进入的 The Calivon system is off-limits.
回地球 Return us to Earth.
阿罗拉 这是个冷血的命令 Alara, that is a cold-blooded order,
你可以闭嘴了 and you can shove it up your ass.
中尉 你被卸职了 Lieutenant, you're relieved of duty.
请离开舰桥 Get off the bridge.
拉玛中尉 请执行命令 Lieutenant Lamarr, carry out the order.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
克莱尔 Claire?
阿罗拉 进来吧 Alara. Come on in.
他们恨死我了 They hate me.
全体船员都恨死我了 The entire crew hates me.
难道他们看不出这件事上 I mean, can't they see that I'm just as upset
我和他们一样心烦意乱吗 about this as they are?
凯莉是我的朋友 I mean, Kelly is my friend.
老天啊 我只是遵从塔克司令的命令 For God's sakes, I'm just following admiral Tucker's orders.
司令的决定是对的 And the admiral's right.
难道要置整艘船的人的性命不顾 To put the entire ship
去营救两名甚至可能都已经没命的长官 in danger to rescue two officers who might not even be alive?
不 他的命令很明智 No, he gave the proper order.
所以你也觉得我们不该去吗 So you don't think we should go either?
我没有这么说 I didn't say that.
阿罗拉 到现在为止 Alara, everything that you've dealt with,
你处理的所有事都是小儿科 up until now, is child's play.
你现在是舰长 This is command.
你可以做出选择 You have a choice.
要么服从命令并接受船员会因此而恨你 Follow orders and accept that the crew will hate you for it,
要么违背命令去营救我们的人 or disobey orders and go after our people.
但是 如果你冒了风险但你的决定是错的 But, if you take that kind of risk and you're wrong,
你就可能会毁了自己的职业生涯 you could destroy your career.
或更糟 Or worse.
希莱亚龙舌兰 两份 Xelayan tequila, double.
谢谢 Thanks.
我能坐在这里吗 Can I sit here?
你想坐哪都行 长官 You can sit wherever you want, sir.
好吧 谢谢 Okay, uh, thanks.
伙计们 拜托 Guys, please.
我别无选择 I had no choice.
请求自由发言 长官 Permission to speak freely, sir?
当然 准许 Yes, of course.
你知道这样做最可恶的地方在哪吗 You know what the most heinous thing about this is?
如果换了是船长 If the captain were in your shoes,
他肯定会去找你 he would've gone after you.
他会为了救你而赌上自己的职业生涯 He would've risked his career to save your life.
你弱爆了 长官 You suck. Sir.
请大家注意了 Can I have everyone's attention, please?
我收到来自舰队司令的直接命令 I have been given a direct order from the Fleet Admiralty
放弃搜寻梅赛船长和格雷森指挥官 to abandon the search for Captain Mercer and Commander Grayson.
但依我来看 管他的 But as far as I'm concerned, they can bite me
因为我们还是要去救回他们 because we're going anyway.
太好了 Yeah!
太棒了 Whoo! Yeah!
戈登 约翰 你俩多快能把我们送过去 Gordon, John, how fast can you get us there?
想多快就多快 长官 As fast as you want, sir.
你是船长 You're the captain.
好 Yeah.
接近卡利文的领空边界 长官 Approaching the border of Calivon space, sir.
孩子们 小心准备了 Kids, roll the windows up.
好 现在危险的部分到了 大家听好 Okay, now comes the dicey part, so everyone listen up.
我们不可能乘着联盟的飞船大摇大摆地 We can't just waltz into Calivon space
进入卡利文领空 in a Union ship,
所以艾萨克制定了一个计划 so Isaac's been working on a plan.
在筛滤了与我们太空梭舱 In sifting through the debris
相撞的残骸后 that collided with our shuttle bay,
我得以对卡利文的全息影像发生器 I was able to analyze a fragment of the Calivon
进行分析 holographic generator.
我认为我们可以以其人之道还治其人之身 I believe we can use their own technology against them.
我们可以伪装成卡利文的飞船 We can make it appear as though we are a Calivon ship.
但这就需要所有我们能调集的能量 But it will take every ounce of power we can spare,
所以所有非必要的系统都必须关闭 so all nonessential systems will need to be shut down.
一旦我们到达那颗行星 艾萨克就是关键了 Now, once we reach the planet, Isaac becomes key.
他总是向大家强调 As he loves to remind everyone,
他的母星世界凯隆有着比我们 his home world of Kaylon is technologically superior
更高超的科技 to the rest of us.
智商也更高 长官 Intellectually as well, sir.
好了 谢谢 Right. Thanks.
这一方面 凯隆与卡利文较为相似 Kaylon is comparable in that area to the Calivon themselves,
所以只要有艾萨克在 他们或许 which means they should be willing to talk to us
会愿意与我们谈话 as long as he's with us.
白人可以去念康普顿 White dude can go to Compton
黑人就只能妄想 long as the black guy says it's cool.
我并不想这么说 但的确如此 I have no idea what that means, but yes.
如果他们愿意与我们谈话 我们就有机会 If they'll speak to us, we have a chance of finding out
知道我们的人发生了什么事 what happened to our people.
大家都准备好了吗 Everybody ready?
艾萨克 给我们上个妆吧 Isaac, give us a makeover.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
接近卡利文星球 Approaching Calivon system.
前进 Take us in.
稳稳当当 Nice and easy.
卡利文接驳船靠近 Calivon patrol ship approaching.
他们在扫描我们 They are scanning us.
这里一切正常 Nothing out of the ordinary here.
他们走了 长官 They are moving on, sir.
我在行星表面检测到 I am detecting two human life signs
两个人类信号 on the planet's surface.
-太空梭准备好了吗 -是的 长官 - Is the shuttle ready? - Yes, sir.
好 我们走 All right. Let's go.
-克莱尔 我有个坏消息 -怎么了 - Oh, Claire, I have bad news. - What's wrong?
按军衔你是长官 所以要你来发号施令 You're the ranking officer, which means you have command.
祝你开心 Enjoy.
他娘的 Son of a bitch.
你能不能不要那么做 Do you want to not do that, please?
-什么 -我们住一起够久了 - What? - We lived together long enough.
你知道我不喜欢听别人吃燕麦 You know I do not like listening to people eat cereal.
现在是早上 我在吃早餐 It's morning. I'm eating breakfast.
你该试试在早上吃饭 You know, you should try eating in the morning
而不是喝酒 instead of drinking.
这样更优雅 It's neat.
我早饭就是啤酒 I'm having a beer.
上午九点就喝酒 Yeah, at 9:00 a.M.
或许你不记得了 Which, in case you don't remember,
这种事是我不喜欢的 is something that I do not like.
我做的是德国人... I'm doing something that the Germans...
德国人做了几百年的事 是啊 "The Germans have been doing for centuries," Yes.
你是真喜欢这句话啊 You love that one, don't you?
但是你不是德国人 Well, guess what. You're not German.
你也不是弗兰肯·贝利[麦片吉祥物] 闭嘴吧 Well, you're not Franken Berry, so shut up.
过去的日子我现在真是都回想起来了 You know what? It is all coming back to me now.
怎么了小凯 是什么 Oh, what, Kel? What is, what is
-你都想起来什么了 -我们的事 - all coming back to you now? - Us.
我们住在一起 发生的所有衰事 Living together. All the things that sucked about it.
对啊 我现在说的就是这个 Yes! This is exactly what I was saying on the shuttle.
还记得吗 你说不记得了 Do you remember? And you said no.
我说"我们不合适” I said, "We were a bad match."
跟你在一起 我跟你一样悲催 Okay? I am just as miserable with you as you are with me.
好极了 终于有共同立场了 Well, great, finally some common ground.
-咱俩也有共同立场了 -共同立场 - Some common ground between the two of us. - Some common ground.
-谢天谢地 -船长 - Thank God. - Captain.
阿罗拉 Alara?
阿罗拉 你在这儿干什么 Alara, what are you doing here?
救你们出去 Getting you out.
天啊 看见你真高兴 God, am I glad to see you.
抱歉口气太臭 Sorry about my breath.
等等 你 Wait a minute, you...
联盟不可能许可你来这里的 you couldn't have gotten Union clearance to come here.
不会 我们是出来郊游的 No. We took a little field trip.
我希望我们能告诉你怎么救我们出去 Well, I wish we could tell you how to get us out of here,
-但说实话我们也不知道 -可以假设 - but, honestly, we have no idea. - It would be reasonable
如果这里是动物园 to assume that if this is a zoo,
那肯定有动物园管理员 there must be a zookeeper.
请进 Come in.
你好 Well, hello there.
他们告诉我动物园来了一位凯隆的游客 They told me we had a Kaylon visitor here at the zoo.
欢迎光临 Welcome.
-日安 先生 -什么风把你们吹来了 - Good day, sir. - What brings you all the way out here?
除了我们将这个区域最丰富的物种 Besides the fact that we have the widest variety of species
进行展览这个原因之外 on exhibit anywhere in the sector?
有件事我想和您探讨一下 There is a matter I wish to discuss with you.
如果你是想向我推销那个希莱亚女人 If you're gonna try and sell me that Xelayan female,
我已经有一只了 I've already got one.
我不会卖她的 She is not for sale.
她是...我的宠物 She is... my pet.
汪汪 Woof.
不过 我确实想 However, I would like to
跟你谈谈人类的事 speak with you about the humans.
人类很美妙不是吗 Oh, aren't they wonderful?
他们是全新的物种 They're brand-new.
游客超喜欢的 The visitors are loving them.
我必须告诉你 这是另一个动物园的财产 I must inform you they are the property of another zoo,
却被非法剥夺了 and were taken illegally.
应该把它们看紧点才对 Well, they should've been kept on a tighter leash.
不是我的错 Not my problem.
恐怕他们当时正在治疗 I'm afraid they were in the midst of treatment
自身携带的一种罕见疾病 for a very rare disease they are carrying,
这种疾病 one that could infect
-会传染给其他物种 -你开什么玩笑 - your other species. - You're kidding.
我是凯隆星人 我们不开玩笑 I am Kaylon. We do not kid.
我们很乐意从你这里接手它们 We would be happy to take them off your hands.
该死 Damn it.
我不信 I don't believe this.
这是动物园行政处 This is the administrator.
打开484房间的安乐死扫描 Initialize euthanasia sweep of unit 484.
小凯 Uh, Kel?
怎么 What's going...?
那是什么 What... what the hell is that?
我们还是别弄明白的好 I don't think we want to find out.
老天 Oh, boy.
我们麻烦了 We're in trouble.
等等 "安乐死扫描"什么意思 Wait, what do you mean "Euthanasia sweep"?
允许我们带走人类不是更简单 Would it not be simpler to allow us to take the humans?
我们有严格的防污染政策 帮助我们 We have a strict non-contaminant policy that's helped us
避免感染展品带来的流行病 avoid any epidemics among the exhibits.
抱歉 就算把人类交给你们处理也有风险 I'm sorry, but even handing them over to you would risk a breach.
别担心 Don't worry,
他们死的时候不会感到疼痛 their deaths will be painless.
这里 In here.
老天 该死 不要 Oh, my God. Oh, crap. Uh... Oh, no.
艾萨克 我要跟他谈谈 Isaac, I need to talk to him.
让他跟我谈 Make him talk to me.
长官 我希望你能够听听 Sir, I would like you to listen
希莱亚女性的心里话 to what my Xelayan female has to say.
你想让我 You want me to talk...
跟她谈 to her?
这是开玩笑吗 Is this a joke?
好吧 淡定 All right, just stay calm.
我知道这很荒谬 I know it is absurd,
但如果你能暂时纵容我 but if you will indulge me momentarily,
我会非常感激 I would be most appreciative.
好的 Okay.
说吧 希莱亚人 Talk, Xelayan.
谢谢 混球 Thanks, dick.
好吧 Okay.
你们为什么要办这个动物园 Why do you run this zoo?
让我们的人在他们自己的栖息地 So our people may view different species
就可以看到不同物种 in their natural habitats.
如果我用 What if I were to trade you
对你们更宝贵的东西来交换 something that would be
你是否接受 far more valuable to you?
让你们无法抗拒的 Something irresistible?
那会是什么呢 And what might that be?
老天 Uh... Oh, God.
不 No, no, no.
我去洗手间读书 I'm going to the bathroom to read!
那是什么意思 What the hell was that?
猫王的遗言 It was Elvis Presley's last words.
我只能想起那个了 It was all I could think of.
鉴于你们可嘉的勇气 胆量 And for outstanding courage, valor,
足智多谋 我们以上上之礼招待 and resourcefulness, in the finest Union tradition,
我宣布为阿罗拉·基坦中尉 I hereby present you, Lieutenant Alara Kitan,
颁发莎珐星勋章 with the Sapphire Star.
阿罗拉 你做的很棒 Alara, you did great.
我和凯莉欠你大人情 Kelly and I owe you big-time.
希望塔克司令也这么觉得 Let's just hope Admiral Tucker sees it that way.
别担心 我和艾德掩护你 Don't worry, Ed and I will cover you.
我们俩做夫妻很烂 Yeah, we're a pretty crappy couple,
但我们很擅长办公室政治的 but we're awfully good with office politics.
这个小家伙是这个买卖最划算的地方 And this little guy was the best part of the bargain.
要见到爸妈了激动吗 You excited to see your mommy and daddy?
激动 Yes.
我们很多人都好奇 You know, a lot of us are wondering exactly
你到底给了卡利文族什么 what it is you gave the Calivon.
马洛伊中尉的主意 It was Lieutenant Malloy's idea.
他引导我发现了 He guided me
地球文化数据库里非常古老 隐秘的部分 to a very old, very obscure section of Earth's cultural database.
为飞船服务 I'm just here to serve.
他们想建一个人类动物园 They wanted a human zoo.
我就给他们一个 I gave 'em one.
我在注意听 I am paying attention.
显然还有别的什么原因 Obviously there has to be something else.
不仅仅是改名和逮捕 It's just not name change and arrested.
显然还有别的什么 There has to be something else.
-你跳脱衣舞吗 你跳的 -我被逮捕了 - Are you stripping? You were stripping. - I was arrested!
妓女 Prostitution whore.
你参与了19次 You were engaged 19 times?!
你这个蠢货贱人 You stupid bitch!
《单身汉》 The Bachelor.
《鸭子王朝》 Duck Dynasty.
《与卡戴珊姐妹同行》 Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
这儿有超过一万份视频 There must be 10,000 files here.
这个 电视真人秀到底是什么 What is this reality television?
我们最好的展品 The best exhibit we've ever had.
凯尔登 Klyden.
来吧 Come.
这是 It is...
女孩 a female.
那种事 That is...
不可能 impossible.