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后期 CK
总监 屯栗子
糟了 Oh, no.
艾德 Ed.
艾德 等等 艾德 Ed, wait, please, Ed. ‭
-不不不 -艾德 听我说 - Nope, nope, nope. - Ed, just listen to me for one second.
不管你想说什么 Whatever you're gonna say,
-我都不想听 -等一等 - I don't want to hear it. - Give me a minute.
-我们好好谈谈 -小凯 没啥谈的 - Let's just talk, please. - Kel, there's nothing to talk about.
-有 -完全没什么... - Yes, there is. - There's nothing at all...
-我错了 -好谈的 ‭- This was a mistake. - ...to talk about.
-我受够了 -听我说好吗 艾德 - I'm done. - Just give me one minute, Ed.
-我受够了 -艾德 - I'm done. ‭- Ed.
奥维尔号 第一季 第一集
一年后
进来 Come in.
行星联盟中心
你要见我吗 司令 You wanted to see me, Admiral.
艾德 Ah, Ed.
坐吧 Have a seat.
我有些好消息 I have good news.
现在有一艘太空飞船 There's a ship available.
一艘中级太空船 It's a mid-level craft.
奥维尔号航空飞船 The USS Orville.
不算是一艘重型巡洋舰 It's not exactly a heavy cruiser,
但算是一艘勘探船 but it is an exploratory vessel.
我们要让你来指挥 And we're offering you command.
你说笑吧 You're kidding.
老实说 我们本来可以早点让你来指挥 Honestly, we would've offered you a command earlier,
但是你过去一年来 but you haven't really inspired anyone
你并没有真正地让所有人感觉到你有信心 with all that much confidence this past year.
我知道 我一直在处理一些私事 I know, I ha... I've had some personal stuff
这些都不值得深究了 that's been going on; it's not really worth going into.
我能吃一颗薄荷糖吗 Can I have one of these mints?
那是大理石 Those are marbles.
艾德 我记得你在联合队的时候 Ed, I remember when you were at Union Point.
你在班上名列前茅 You were at the top of your class.
你的老师都认为 Your teachers all thought
你会在四十岁前成为重型巡洋舰的指挥官 you'd be captaining a heavy cruiser before 40.
但去年 这些工作上的拖拉 But this past year, the-the... tardiness,
以及粗心大意 the sloppiness.
天呐 你有六次宿醉当值 My God, you've been put on report
被记录在案 for coming into work hungover six times.
实际上 Look, the truth is,
你并不是这份工作的第一人选 you're nobody's first choice for this job.
但我们有三千艘船要管理 需要船长 But we have 3,000 ships to staff, and we need captains.
我们要给你最后一次机会 We're giving you one last chance.
我只是要知道你准备好了 I just need to know that you're ready.
司令 自小起 Look, Admiral, ever since I was a kid,
我就想在勘探船上服役 I have wanted to serve on an exploratory vessel.
而你却让我胜任船长一职 And for you to put me in the captain's chair...
是的 我准备好了 yes, I'm-I'm ready.
-你可以相信我 -那就好 - You can count on me. - Good to hear.
奥维尔号上的船员就快配备完毕 Now, the Orville has a nearly-full crew complement.
前任船长这个月退役了 Her previous captain retired this month.
但还需要一名舵手以及副船长 But she's still short a helmsman and a first officer.
我们在等待一名可任职的执行长官 We're waiting for an XO to become available.
我可以马上给你找来最好的舵手 Well, you know, I can get you the best helmsman in the fleet.
你是说马洛伊中尉 You mean Lieutenant Malloy.
我知道你们俩是朋友 I'm aware you two are friends.
我知道戈登有他的问题 Look, I-I know Gordon has his issues,
但我们知道没人能像他一样驾驶星际飞船 but we all know there's nobody who can drive a starship like him.
他有一次不是 Didn't he once draw a penis
在T85哨站的主屏幕上画了"大雕"吗 on the main viewing screen of outpost T85?
他在很多地方画过"大雕" 但是司令 He's drawn a lot of penises on a lot of things, but, Admiral,
如果飞船遭遇离子风暴 if you were caught in an ion storm,
你希望谁来掌舵呢 who would you want at the helm?
如果你认为你能让他专注于工作 Well, if you think you can keep him focused,
你的飞船你来掌控 梅赛船长 it's your ship, Captain Mercer.
艾德 Oh, hey, Ed.
等我一会 Hey, give me one sec.
-你们在干什么 -这是我写的程序 - What's going on here? - Oh, this is a program I wrote
可以模拟在武士村里与食人魔战斗 where you can battle an ogre in a samurai village.
很酷吧 It's pretty cool, right?
-嗯 -他是个强大的战士 - Yeah. - Yeah. He's a badass fighter,
但我赋予了他讨喜的个性 but I gave him a really neat personality.
哥们 这是我朋友艾德 Hey, dude, this is my buddy Ed.
艾德 很高兴认识你 我叫贾斯汀 Hey, Ed, nice to meet you. I'm Justin.
-你好吗 -很好 超好 一直好 ‭- How are you? - Oh, great, super, always.
能见到戈登的朋友实在太好了 Oh, it's such a treat to meet one of Gordon's friends.
-什么事 -戈登 我有飞船了 - So, what's going on? - Gordon, I got a ship.
不 是 吧 No... freaking... way!
奥维尔号 中级勘探船 The Orville, mid-level exploratory,
现在需要一名舵手 and she needs a helmsman.
-天呐 天呐 -你准备好了吗 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. ‭- Are you ready?
你说真的吗 哥们 我就是为此而生 Are you serious? Dude, I was born ready.
太不可思议了 天呐 This is crazy. Holy crap.
贾斯汀 我们有飞船了 Justin, we got a ship.
我现在真为你们感到兴奋 I am so excited for you guys right now.
是不是觉得很幸福呢 I mean, do you just feel, like, so blessed?
-九点整乘太空舱过去 -好极了 - We'll take a shuttle up at 0900. - ‭Sweet.
-贾斯汀 你身上有只瓢虫 -好吧 - Oh, hey, Justin, you got a ladybug on you. - Oh, neat.
你赢了 You win!
漂亮 Nice. ‭
现在舰队有多少飞船 So, how many ships in the fleet these days?
整个象限大概三千艘 About 3,000, spread over the whole quadrant, which,
象限大小大概跟星系一样 其实不 when you think about the size of the galaxy, is actually not...
-那是啤酒吗 -嗯 - What is that? Is that a beer? - ‭Yeah.
-你居然在喝酒 -是啊 我很紧张 - You're drinking a beer? - Yeah, I'm nervous.
毕竟是一艘新飞船 我想留下个好印象 You know, it's a new ship, want to make a good impression.
现在才早上九点十五分 It's 9:15 in the morning.
-给我 -不给 - Give it to me. - ‭No.
赶紧给我 你不能 Give me that right-- you can't
-在对接的时候喝酒 -不就是瓶啤酒 - have that when we dock. - No. Dude, it's-it's one beer.
难不成你担心我们会撞毁吗 What, are you worried we're gonna crash?
我是担心我的工作 I'm worried about my job.
-不 -好吗 这对我来说很重要 - Oh, no. - ‭All right, I'm worried... This is very important to me.
-天哪 -你在干什么 - Oh, boy. - ‭What are you doing?
-希望不会撞上去 -你干什么 - Oh, I hope we don't crash. - What are you doing?
住手 戈登 别这样 Stop. Gordon, stop it. Knock...
-就像是... -戈登 赶快住手 - This is like... - Gordon, knock it off right now.
-我觉得我喝醉了 -这样不安全 - I realize I was just wasted. - This is not safe.
这一点也不好笑 还不安全 快住手 This is not funny or safe. Knock it off right now.
-这是我喝过的第一瓶酒 -我郑重地 - This is like my first beer ever, - I'm literally
-这种感觉 -命令你 - and the sensations... - ordering you
-我还是第一次 希望不会... -停下来 - are all new to me. I hope we don't... - to stop. Take your...
抱歉 Sorry.
我很好 I'm good.
就是那艘飞船吗 Is that it?
-还不错 对吧 -不 是很好 - It's not bad, right? - No, it's good.
在侧边画点东西 You paint some flames on the side,
比如什么彩虹独角兽 就很棒了 maybe like a rainbow unicorn, you got something.
对接进去 Take us in.
总而言之 So, to sum up,
我很高兴能成为你们的新船长 I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain.
我希望这艘飞船能够严格高效地运转 I want this to be an efficient ship, tightly run,
但同时也是你们乐于效力的飞船 but also one that you're glad to be serving on.
所有人解散 高级官员留下 Everyone but the senior officers is dismissed.
奥维尔号总控室 Orville Engineering,
继续进行发射准备 continue launch prep.
好了 阿罗拉·基坦中尉 保卫部主管 All right, Lieutenant Alara Kitan, our chief of security.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
你是希莱亚人吧 You're Xelayan, right?
是的 长官 I am, sir. ‭
你们是不是力气超级大 Wait. Don't you guys have, like, super strength?
希莱亚的引力高于 Xelaya's gravitational pull is high
其他行星的平均值 compared to the planetary average,
所以 在地球的正常引力下 so, yes, in Earth normal gravity,
我的力气显得更大 my physical strength is elevated.
中尉 你多大了 Lieutenant, how old are you?
-23岁 -你23岁就是星际飞船的保卫部主管了吗 - 23. - ‭You're 23, and you're chief of security on a starship?
希莱亚人一般不参军 Xelayans don't usually join the military,
一旦有人参军 联盟就会让我们快速晋升 so when one of us does, the Union generally fast-tracks us.
他们一定有自己的理由 Well, I'm-I'm sure they know what they're doing.
长官 我知道 Sir, I-I know I'm not
我不像你希望的那样经验丰富 as experienced as you were expecting,
但你可以相信我 but you can count on me.
但愿如此 I hope so.
约翰·拉玛中尉 导航员 Lieutenant John Lamarr, our navigator.
你好吗 约翰 How's it going, John?
还不错 你怎么样 Eh, it's going, man. How's it going with you?
挺好 上面说 It's going good. It says here
你还是名八级舵手 you're a level-eight helmsman, too.
-很厉害啊 -是的 - That's pretty impressive. - Yeah, that-that's right.
我们上一任船长允许我们 Uh, so, our last captain let us have soda
工作的时候在舰桥上喝苏打水 on the bridge while we were working,
希望现在依然可以 and I just want to make sure that's still okay.
只要你不放在设备上 Uh, yeah, if you keep it below the equipment
不洒出来就行 and don't spill any, sure.
没问题 Oh, dig it. Boom.
柏图斯少校 All right, uh, Lieutenant Commander Bortus,
我们的二副 our second officer.
我以前从没见过单一性别种族 You know, I've never met a single-gender species before.
你们整个种族都是男性 对吧 Your entire species is male, isn't it?
是的 长官 That is correct, sir.
那你们肯定没有到底是把 So, there's probably not a lot of arguments about...
-马桶垫放下还是抬起的烦恼吧 -是的 - leaving the toilet seat up and that kind of thing, right? - No.
莫克兰人一年只排尿一次 Moclans urinate only once per year.
真的吗 这... Really? That's...
我一个晚上就要起来两三次 Me, I'm-I'm up two, three times a night.
真不幸 That is unfortunate.
的确 It is.
克莱尔·芬恩医生 Dr. Claire Finn.
你是首席医务官 对啊 You're my chief medical officer, yes?
是的 长官 欢迎你 Yes, sir, I am. Welcome aboard.
你的资历很丰富啊 Your credentials are exceptional.
"分子外科学 基因工程 精神病学" "Molecular surgery, DNA engineering, psychiatry."
你都可以去重型巡航舰了 You could be posted on a heavy cruiser.
怎么在奥维尔号 What are you doing on the Orville?
我提出的任职申请 I always request my transfers
基于我认为我会被需要的地方 based on where I think I'm needed.
我感觉这样更刺激 I feel more stimulated that way.
所以你为什么认为这艘船需要你 And so what made you request this ship?
这是你第一次掌管飞船 Well, this is your first command, and
我觉得你会需要我的帮助 I think you could use my help.
所以你觉得我会搞砸 So you think I might screw up.
不长官 我没这么说 长官 No, sir, I didn't say that, sir.
是没有 但是你暗示你认为我会如此 Well, no, but you implied that you don't think
我没种干这活儿 I have the balls to do this job.
嗯 我是你的医生 长官 Well, I am your doctor, sir,
如果你的蛋蛋不在状态 我会知道的 and if your balls are under par, I'll know.
好吧 最后 艾萨克 All right. And finally, Isaac,
我们的科学工程师 our science and engineering officer,
来自凯隆1号星球 hailing from Kaylon 1.
没错 长官 Affirmative, sir.
我得告诉你 我对于能见到 You know, I got to tell you, I was surprised
任何能在船上服役的凯隆族都感到惊讶 to see any Kaylon serving in the fleet.
你们不是传奇的种族主义者吗 Aren't you guys legendarily racist?
我的星球默认人类和其他生物都是 My planet regards humans and other biological life-forms
低等的 如果你是这个意思的话 as inferior, if that is your inference.
哇 那真是棒棒了 谢了 Oh, that's great. Thanks.
不客气 You are welcome.
所以你们在联合军船上干什么 So what are you doing on a Union ship?
你们军舰的海事法庭提供了一份工作 Your fleet's admiralty offered a posting
任何一个凯隆人只要愿意都可以干 to any Kaylon willing to take it.
由于凯隆族和联盟之间最初的关系 As an effort to initiate relations
我们接受了这一提议 between Kaylon and the Union, we accepted.
我被选中代表我的星球 I was chosen to represent my planet.
我认为这是研究人类行为的理想机会 I see it as an ideal opportunity to study human behavior.
呃 我们 我们尽量不让你觉着无聊 Well, we'll, uh... we'll try not to bore you.
你会发现我是你最得力的干将 You will find me to be your most capable officer.
好嘞 人齐了 All right, everybody settle in.
我们今天下午出发 We ship out this afternoon.
干嘛呢 Hey, what's up?
兄弟 快进来 Hey, man, come on in.
我得来自我介绍一下 毕竟 Figured I'd introduce myself since we're gonna be working
我们要整天一起工作 full shifts together.
换句话说 你想确认一下我不是个混蛋 Translation: you want to make sure I'm not a jerk.
差不多吧 Something like that.
老兄 我就是这么个混蛋 太搞笑了 Dude, I'm such a jerk, it's ridiculous.
好的吧 我也是 那咱们就很合拍了 Okay, well, so am I, so this is gonna work out great.
-我是戈登·马洛伊 -我是约翰·拉玛 - Gordon Malloy. - John Lamarr.
好嘞 Cool.
我听说你一度被踢出组织 So, I heard you've been out of commission for a minute.
倒没被踢出去 但是呢 Well, not out of commission, but, uh,
绝对被罚干内勤去了 definitely kept on desk duty. ‭
你怎么搞的 Well, what'd you do?
我说 你的飞行技术堪称传奇啊 I mean, your piloting skills are kind of legendary.
你怎么会失宠的 How'd you get suspended?
我为了点药 I let my cousin shoot a porno
让我表亲在太空舱后面拍黄片 in the back of a shuttle in exchange for some pills.
慢着 不是吧 啥 W-Wait. No. R-Really?
老兄 看看你的表情 Man, look at your face.
不 不 不 我 我在一次 No, no, no, I did a, I did a manual override
棘手的飞行停靠中进行了手动操作 on a tricky shuttle docking
然后弄坏了一个货运门 and sheared off a cargo bay door.
当然了 没人受伤 但是 Yeah, nobody was hurt, but 300 crates
三百箱正宗美国秋季南瓜被吸进太空了 of authentic autumn squash were sucked into space.
哇 那可是很多南瓜啊 Well, that's a lot of damn squash.
是的 本来是想泡妞来着 Yeah. I was trying to impress a girl.
哈 我懂得 Ah, I can respect that.
不用说最后结局有点悲惨 Needless to say it didn't go over too well.
如果不是艾德 我大概不会 If it weren't for Ed, I probably wouldn't
在短时间内回驾驶室了 可能永远不会 be back at the helm for a lot longer than this, if ever.
只要今后你用脑子开船 Well, just steer with your head from now on,
就没事儿啦 and you'll be okay.
没错 Yeah.
舰桥上见 See you on the bridge.
真希望我能给你的处女航 I wish I could give you something more exciting
一点更让人激动的东西 但任务很直接 for your maiden voyage, but it's pretty straightforward.
你将负责给伊普西龙2号星球上的 You'll be delivering supplies
科学站运送补给 to the science station on Epsilon 2.
长官 我不是抱怨 Hey, sir, I'm not complaining.
只要能出航就很不错啦 It'll be great just to be out there.
有副船长的消息了吗 Uh, is there any word yet on a first officer?
几个小时内我应该会有最新情况了 I should have an update in a few hours.
听着好像你不用等太久了 Sounds like you won't have to wait much longer.
一路平安 船长 Safe travels, Captain.
船长 Captain.
船长 我们收到信号塔的绿灯了 Captain, we've received the green light
可以起航了 from dockyard tower, and we're cleared for departure.
告诉他们我们要出发了 Tell them we're good to go.
马洛伊中尉 出发 Lieutenant Malloy, take us out.
好的长官 离开船厂 Aye, sir. Departing dockyard.
完全脱离船厂边界 Dockyard perimeter cleared.
设定前往伊普西龙的路线并开始量子驾驶 Set course for Epsilon and engage quantum drive.
路线已设定 驾驶已开始 Course set, drive engaged.
19个小时51分钟 19 hours, 51 minutes.
我从没去过伊普西龙星球上的科学站 I've never been to the Epsilon Science Station.
-那地方什么样 -伊普西龙2号星球是 - What's it like? ‭- Epsilon 2 is an outpost
专门为了科学调查而成立的前哨基地 devoted exclusively to scientific inquiry.
各星系的研究学者都请愿来那里工作 Researchers from all over the galaxy petition to work there.
真的吗 Really? Wow.
有什么好酒吧吗 Any good bars?
我会调查的 I will investigate.
不 柏图斯 你不用调查那个 No, Bortus, you don't have to investigate that.
我已经获取了这一信息 I have already obtained the information.
需要我不说出来吗 Oh. Shall I withhold it?
不 你还是说吧 No, you can tell us.
那里没有酒吧 There are no bars.
那脱衣舞夜总会呢 How about strip clubs?
-戈登 -抱歉 - Gordon. ‭- Sorry.
也没有脱衣舞夜总会 There are no strip clubs.
船长 收到一则来自消息哈尔西司令的消息 Captain, there's a message coming in from Admiral Halsey.
说有一位执行长官 It says that an executive officer
现在有空可以与奥维尔号 has become available and can rendezvous
在794号空间站汇合 with the Orville at station 794.
太好了 几乎和我们顺路 That's great. That's barely out of our way.
是谁 Who is it?
他希望我私下告诉你 He wants me to forward it to you privately.
好吧 发到我的操作台上 All right, send it to my station.
不是吧 No.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-怎么了 -不不不不不 - What's the matter? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
不不不不不不... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不不不不不不不... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
糟了 抱歉 你没事吧 Ah, crap! Sorry, man, you okay?
没事 你呢 Yeah, it's all good, man. You okay?
-我没事 抱歉 -好了 别放心上 - Yeah, all good. Sorry. - All right, no worries.
冷静 艾德 专业一点 Calm down, Ed, and be professional about this.
拜托 这种情况 Oh, please, there is nothing at all
完全和专不专业没有关系 professional about this situation.
好吧 她是我前妻 Okay, this is my ex-wife,
一年前我撞见她和一个瑞塔普星人上了床 who I have not seen since my divorce
之后就和她离了婚 在那之后再也没见过面 a year ago after I walked in on her banging a Retepsian.
我知道这不是最理想的选择 I know this isn't ideal,
但她是目前仅有能胜任执行长官的人 but she's the only qualified XO available.
而且职工档案匹配程序 And the staff profile compatibility program
显示你的技能要求和她的正好匹配 indicated your skill sets complement hers.
是吗 那看看你的匹配程序 Oh, it did? See if your compatibility program
能不能让白色的灯罩发出蓝光来 can get blue out of a white lampshade.
艾德 你得冷静一下 Ed, you need to calm yourself here.
天呐 我简直不敢相信这是真的 God, I can't even believe this is happening.
瞧 她是目前唯一的选择 Look, she is the only current option,
如果你因为指派了一名执行长官而大吵大闹 and if you make a stink about an XO assignment
在你第一天当舰长的档口 one day into your first command,
这会让你的档案不好看的 with your record, it's not gonna look good.
你是说她觉得这样没问题吗 And you're telling me she's okay with this?
艾德 这是她自己要求的 Ed, she requested it.
长官 太空太空梭舱报告 Sir, Shuttle Bay reports
执行长官的飞行舱已停靠 the XO's shuttle has docked.
你能让她直接到我办公室来吗 Can you tell her to come straight to my office?
是 长官 Aye, sir.
船长貌似对他的第一任副船长 The captain does not appear to be pleased
有些不悦 at the arrival of his first officer.
为什么呢 Why is this?
因为她是个大贱人 'Cause she's a total bitch.
你认识她吗 Do you know her?
认识 他们之前是夫妻 Oh, yeah. They were married.
不是吧 No way.
-她给他戴了绿帽 -真惨 太无情了 - She cheated on him. - Aw, damn, that's cold.
是啊 所以对我们来说这会是一场有趣的旅途 Yeah, so this should be a really fun trip for all of us.
你对现状的描述 Your description of the occurrence
理应是感到不愉快 indicates unpleasantness,
而你却觉得会很有趣 yet you believe it will be fun.
我那是讽刺 会很糟心的 I was being sarcastic. It's gonna suck.
糟心 Suck?
对 糟心 就像舔屁眼 操蛋一样 Yeah, suck. You know, like, ass, balls.
他的意思是说 如果你还没开始喝酒 What he means is, if you don't already drink,
现在就应该开喝了 you should probably start.
或许我们不该谈论这个 Perhaps we should not be talking about this.
不不不 我们要谈这个 Oh, no, no, no, we're, we're talking about this.
感觉并不合适 It does not seem appropriate.
不 我们一定要谈论这个 Oh, no, we're definitely talking about it.
这是件大事 Th-Th-This is a thing.
请进 Come in.
你好 Hi.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
这办公室挺不错的 It's a nice office.
谢谢你 Thank you.
家具是你挑的吗 Did you pick out the furniture?
不是 但如果你真的 You know, I didn't, but if you're really
对这些家具感兴趣 我很乐意 interested in the furniture, I'd be happy to get
把我知道的情况都告诉你 all the information I can about it.
我可以让别人今天下午给你做一份完整的报告 I could have somebody compile a full report
送到你的住处去 and have it sent to your quarters this afternoon.
或许你能找到什么好东西搭配你的新公寓 Maybe you'd find something nice for your new apartment.
你和我之间彻底结束了吗 Are you all finished?
我觉得我都结束了 Well, you know, I thought I was,
但显然你没有 but, apparently, you're not.
艾德 Ed...
我知道怎么道歉都不够 I can't apologize enough.
我知道你不在意 I know it doesn't matter to you,
但我是真的非常非常抱歉 but I-I am sorrier for what I did to you
对你怎么道歉都不够 than anything I've ever done in my entire life.
其实我已经 You know, I've done
在过去的一年中顺利地 a pretty good job getting over all this
放下这一切了 in the past year,
我已经放下了 所以你为什么不说说 and I'm over it, so why don't you tell me
你来这到底想干什么 what the hell you're doing here?
我听说你升职了 I heard about your promotion.
我还听说你缺一个执行长官 I also heard there was no XO available,
你知道舰队司令的作风 and you know how the fleet admirals are.
他们可不喜欢一个船长独自一人太久 They don't like to see a captain on his own for too long.
并且我觉得自己很对不起你 And I figured I'd wronged you so badly
如果能有什么事情我能帮到你的话 that if there was something good I could do for you,
在某种程度上也算是赔罪 it'd help me atone in some way.
所以我请求调职 So I requested a transfer.
我可是抛弃了我自己的团队来这的 I literally bailed on my own crewmates to come here.
你抛弃了整个婚姻 Well, you bailed on a whole marriage,
所以我猜这对你来说小菜一碟 对吗 so I imagine that was a piece of cake for you, huh?
艾德 我不是说我的行为不可耻 Ed, look, I'm not saying what I did wasn't disgraceful,
我这么做只是因为我没有得到你 but I only did it because I didn't have you.
对嘛 你花了多久 There it is. How long did that take you?
花了多少分钟才谈到这里 How many minutes into this conversation?
你在不停地工作 You were working nonstop.
对吧 有段日子 Okay, there were entire days
-我整天都见不到你 -我是在为我们好 - I wouldn't see you. - Yeah, I was working for us,
凯莉 为了你和我 那 Kelly, for you and I. That--
-你知道的 -我没要求你这么做 - you know this. - I didn't ask you to do that.
好吗 你就这么不在意我们的关系 Okay? Y-You just shut off from our relationship.
我不知道该怎么办 I-I didn't know how to handle it.
所以你就跟蓝爸爸上床了 So you banged Papa Smurf in our bed.
蓝爸爸Papa Smurf出自《蓝精灵》
这就是你的处理方式 That's one way to handle it.
你不在时达鲁里奥在 Darulio was there when you weren't.
你知道我多少次试着 And you know how many times I tried
跟你谈谈 但你却不断推拖 to talk to you, but you just kept putting me off?
你什么时候来找我谈了 Whe-When did you try to talk to me?
-无数次了 -这可以说是阴险 - So many times. ‭- Where it wasn't, like, an insidious,
-你不是听不进去 -隐晦 讽刺 - Either you weren't hearing me. - subtle, sarcastic...
就是根本没在听 但我尽力了 or you weren't around at all, but I did try.
是我提议夫妻心里咨询的 I was the one who suggested couples counseling.
夫妻心理咨询 Couples counseling?
咨询师是你的姐夫 The therapist was your brother-in-law.
听着 这艘船 Look, this-- okay-- this ship
是我整个职业生涯所等待的东西 is what I've been waiting for my entire career.
我的一生 My entire life.
所以你为什么要这么对我 So why are you doing this to me?
只要有另一个执行长官空下来 As soon as another XO becomes available,
我就申请调职 I'll be the one to request a transfer.
你好呀 Whoa, hey.
你好 Hi there.
我正要去约翰那里 I was just on my way to the John.
很高兴碰到你 Well, I'm-I'm glad I bumped into you.
你有空吗 Do you have a second?
当然 我能挤点时间 Sure. I can hold it.
-戈登 我只想确保 -等一下 - Okay. Gordon, I just want to make sure... - You know what?
你大概应该叫我马洛伊中尉 You should probably call me Lieutenant Malloy,
看起来现在你是我的上级了 长官 seeing as how you're my boss now... sir.
是的 中尉 Right. Lieutenant.
我只想确保 I just want to make sure that
我们之间一切都好 everything's all right between us.
我是说 我认为你和艾德还很亲近 I mean, I'm assuming that you and Ed are still close.
没错 Yeah.
而且 Yeah, and...
艾德和我之间的事 是个错误 what happened between Ed and I, that-- it was a mistake.
一个大错误 而且 A big one. And, um,
我猜我只是想知道你从我这里接受命令 I guess I just want to know that you're gonna be okay
是没问题的 taking orders from me.
没问题 别担心 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, no.
我是专业的 别担心这些 I'm a professional, don't worry about that.
很好 That's good to hear.
实际上 舰桥上的船员 Actually, the folks up on the bridge
先前在谈论你 were asking about you earlier,
我告诉他们你其实是一个 and I was telling them you're actually
-很酷的人 -真的吗 - a really cool person. ‭- Really?
我算是帮你成功塑造了形象 I kind of primed the pump for you up there, you know.
说的都是好话 All good vibes.
你真大方 That's very magnanimous of you.
我懂的 我懂的 I got you. I got you.
所以 请求上厕所 So, um, permission to pee?
准许 Oh. Granted, yes.
好 真好 Sweet, sweet.
我回头查一查大方是什么意思 Hey, I'm gonna go look up what "Magnanimous" means.
-真棒 -真棒 - Great. - Great.
当然 先上厕所 I mean, pee first, though.
轻重缓急 Priorities.
你懂了 You know it.
进入伊普西龙2号轨道 Entering orbit of Epsilon 2.
基坦中尉 Lieutenant Kitan,
通知他们我们准备好了 signal them we're ready.
是 指挥官 Aye, Commander.
天 气氛凝重的都喘不过气了 Man, you could cut the tension with a knife.
不要有眼神交流 Do not make eye contact.
奥维尔号呼叫伊普西龙科学基地 Orville to Epsilon Science Station.
我们已到达 已准备好投放物资 We're here and ready to bring down supplies.
奥维尔号 我是阿诺夫博士 Orville, this is Dr. Aronov.
我是该机构的负责人 I am chief of this facility.
请求与你们船长讲话 May I speak to your captain?
打开视频通话 Put him on the viewer.
阿诺夫博士 我是艾德·梅赛船长 Dr. Aronov, this is Captain Ed Mercer.
我们马上就要向你们投放补给了 We're about to start sending down your supplies.
船长 其实我们...我们不需要补充物资 Actually, Captain, we-we don't need any supplies.
我不明白 I-I don't understand.
是你自己要求这些物资的 对吧 You requested these supplies yourself, yeah?
确实 I did.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
不到万不得已我不会撒谎的 I-I wouldn't have lied unless I had to.
请到地面来 Please, come down to the surface.
我会解释一切的 I will explain everything.
这就很奇怪了 This is really strange.
这个开场真是棒呆了 That’s a great way to start things off.
柏图斯 你来驾驶 Bortus, you have the conn.
副官 你跟我来 Lieutenant, you're with us.
你看到背景里那只舔自己蛋蛋的狗吗 You see that dog in the background licking his balls?
一眼就看到了 First thing I saw.
准备接收奥维尔飞行舱 三号机舱 Prepare for Orville shuttle arrival, Bay 3.
梅赛船长 Captain Mercer.
欢迎来到伊普西龙二号 Welcome to Epsilon 2.
-谢谢你能来 -阿诺夫博士 - Thank you for coming. - ‭Dr. Aronov.
-这是我的警卫队长阿罗拉·基坦 -你好 - This is my security chief, Alara Kitan. - Hi.
-我的首席医疗官克莱尔·芬恩 -幸会 - My chief medical officer, Claire Finn. ‭- Pleasure.
以及我前妻 凯莉·格雷森 And my ex-wife, Kelly Grayson.
我是他的大副 I'm his first officer.
不过如果你的研究团队 But if any of your research team
需要来一次粗野的肩部按摩 needs an artless, jabby-nail shoulder massage,
她是首选 she's the best there is.
博士 你能告诉我们为什么要误导 Doctor, you want to tell us why you falsely diverted
一艘现役太空飞船吗 a starship on active duty?
你知道这会让你坐牢的 You know you could do time for that.
我们需要保护 We need protection.
谁会攻击你 Protection from what?
奎尔 The Krill.
这一区域没有见过奎尔的飞船 There have been no Krill ships sighted in this area.
进来 我会解释 Come inside. I'll explain.
难怪人们都管这儿叫 Wow. No wonder they call this place
科学家的游乐园 the scientists' playground.
-难以想象 是吧 -对 - Incredible, isn't it? - ‭Yeah.
这边 跟我穿过植物学实验室 Here. Follow me through the botany lab.
我们这里在进行的基因研究和开发 We're doing genetic research and development here
会改变整个银河的面貌的 that will change the face of the galaxy.
那也是你的项目之一吗 Is that one of your projects?
不 那是约维克博士 No, no, that's Dr. Jorvik,
我们的首席植物学家 our chief botanist.
请跟上 Keep up, please.
你们在这儿都做些什么研究 What sort of research are you doing here?
这个嘛 Oh, well, uh...
这是红杉的种子 this is a redwood seed.
-看着很普通是吧 -当然 - Looks pretty ordinary, yes? - Sure.
这颗种子已经用基因工程 Well, this seed has been genetically engineered
加入了缓步纲的基因 with tardigrade DNA,
这意味着它能在任何东西中生存 成长 which means it can survive and grow in anything.
石头 金属 沙地 Rock, metal, sand.
没有水也可以存活一百年 It can exist a hundred years without water.
就算把种子扔在撒哈拉沙漠深处 You can toss this seed in the middle of the Sahara,
一百年后 也能长成参天大树 and in a century you'll have a towering redwood.
这真了不起 That's really impressive.
还有个意外之喜 这是健康的甜点 And as a bonus, a healthy snack.
给 尝尝 Here, try some.
不错 是很好吃 Yeah, it's very tasty.
听着 阿诺夫博士 我们为什么而来 Listen, Dr. Aronov, why are we here?
我没有告诉你我们需要联邦星舰的理由 I couldn't tell you the real reason we needed a Union ship
因为我不能冒着 because I couldn't risk
泄露消息的风险 在公开的环境道明原委 divulging the information over open communications.
这边来 This way.
这位是珍妮丝·李 This is Janice Lee,
我们最有才的年轻物理学家之一 one of our most brilliant young physicists.
-你好 -你好 - Hello. ‭- Hi.
珍妮丝一直在对时间域进行研究 Janice has been experimenting with temporal fields
并已经取得了...说是突破 and has made-- well, a breakthrough
都是对她的侮辱 would be an understatement.
所以 就是个反香蕉射线 So, it's an anti-banana ray?
挺有意思的 It's really interesting.
我们再也不用怕香蕉了 We need no longer fear the banana.
-对所有水果都有效吗 -对沙拉呢 - Does it work on all fruit? - What about salads?
你知道这香蕉发生了什么吗 Do you understand what happened to this banana?
它烂掉了 It's rotten
因为已经过了一个月了 because a month has passed.
我们到这儿都一个月了吗 确实有这种感觉 Since we got here? Yeah, that's what it feels like.
梅赛船长 Captain Mercer,
这根香蕉刚才处于量子气泡中 this banana is suspended in a quantum bubble
时间被加速了 that can be adjusted to accelerate time.
在外面只过了几分钟 Out here only a few moments have passed.
但在气泡中 已经过去了一个月 Inside the bubble, it's a month in the future.
双向都能加速吗 Does it work in both directions?
比如 是不是可以穿越到过去 Like, could somebody use it to go backward in time
跟年轻的自己说 and tell their younger self
别做那些糟糕的人生选择 not to make a terrible life decision?
你能不能消停点 非得总提这事儿吗 Hey, will you give it a rest for, like, five minutes?
-我没那个意思... -我知道你什么意思 - No, I didn't mean that-that... - I know what you meant.
我就是想 比如跟自己说 No, I just meant, like, tell yourself
别摔断腿 not to break your leg in that fall
别吃太多碳水化合物 or don't eat too many carbs
别结婚 但可以这样吗 or-or don't get married, but is that how it works?
不行 量子场只能加速时间流动 No, the field can only accelerate the forward pace of time.
船长 Captain...
我们研究出了一种方法 we have figured out a way
可以利用量子场技术 to use quantum field technology
操控事件的发生速度 to manipulate the speed of events.
长官 我读过一个假说 Sir, I've read about this hypothetical.
量子场操控时间流动 Quantum field manipulation of the flow of time
理论上是可行的 is theoretically possible.
等等 你们是认真的吗 Wait, so... so you're serious?
-天哪... -想想会有多少好处 - My God. ‭- Think of the benefits.
庄稼在眨眼之间全部成熟 Entire crops grown in the blink of an eye.
饥饿人口 Starving populations
一夜之间拥有无限量供应的食物 supplied with limitless amounts of food overnight.
危及生命的伤口 Life-threatening wounds healed...
-立刻愈合 -也可能是 - ...instantly. ‭- Or entire armies
整支军队眨眼之间全部老去 reduced to frail elders instantly.
你知道这个技术可能会被当成武器 You do realize this could also be used as a weapon.
所以才请你们来 That's why you're here.
我们不敢跟联盟舰队汇报 We couldn't risk sending word to the Union fleet
我们发现的技术 about what we'd discovered.
如果被奎尔拦截 If the Krill intercepted it,
他们可能早就赶在你前面来了 they could've been here long before you.
我们只有一艘战舰 而且还不大 Well, we're only one ship and not a big one,
最好找人求助 so we better get help.
这个加速场能到多快 How fast does the field of acceleration go?
你想看看一百岁的香蕉长什么样吗 How would you like to see a 100-year-old banana?
看好了 Watch this.
梅赛联络柏图斯 Mercer to Bortus.
柏图斯在 长官 Bortus here, sir.
发个加密信息给联盟总部 Get a coded message to Union Central
伊普西龙2号发现了... that Epsilon 2 is in possession of a...
放下你手里的通讯器 船长 Put down that comscanner, Captain.
等等 什么情况 怎么回事 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? What's going on?
放下通讯器 Put down that comscanner
立刻放下你们所有武器 and drop all your weapons now.
听我说 我不知道你想做什么... Listen, I don't know what you're trying to...
好了 放轻松 Okay, okay, relax.
走 Move.
德里克 你他妈干什么 Derek, what the hell are you doing?
叫德里克的都不是好东西 Oh, of course it's a Derek.
这人是谁 Who is this man?
德里克·艾什顿 实验技术员 Derek Ashton, he's a lab technician.
已经来了一年多 He's been here over a year.
我不明白 你说清楚 I don't understand this. Explain yourself.
艾什顿联络奎尔舰 到时间了 Ashton to Krill vessel. It's time.
德里克 听我说 别这样 Derek, listen to me. Don't do this.
退后 Back off!
-退后 别过来 -听我说... - Back off! Back off. - Look, you...
退后 都不许动 Stay back! Stay where you are.
柏图斯联络梅赛船长 Bortus to Captain Mercer.
侦测到奎尔驱逐舰进入轨道 We've just detected a Krill destroyer entering orbit.
开启防弹屏 Raise deflector screens.
防弹屏已开启 Deflector screens up.
两艘飞行舱正在前往星球表面 Two Krill shuttles are heading for the surface.
船长 有奎尔士兵过去了 Captain, there are Krill soldiers heading down to you.
船长 Captain.
天哪 今天肯定没法五点前下班了吧 God, there's no way we're gonna be out by 5:00 today, are we?
船长 收到吗 Captain. Do you read?
回答他 Answer him.
告诉他 奎尔是友好来访 Tell him the Krill come in peace
-放下所有武器 -他们不会信我的 - and to stand down all weapons. - They won't believe me.
-快点 -听我说... - Do it! - Listen, I...
-快说 -好吧 - Do it now! - Okay.
船长 收到吗 Captain, do you read?
-收到请回复 -说话啊 - Please respond. - Say something!
梅赛联络柏图斯 Mercer to Bortus.
奎尔是友好来访 The Krill are here in peace. Uh...
他们来这里是... They just came down for...
实验室在开披萨派对 邀请了奎尔 The lab is having a pizza party and the Krill are invited.
-天哪 我们能去吗 -柏图斯 我们也去吧 - Oh, man, can we go? - Oh, Bortus, can we please go down there?
你是说... Did you say...
披萨派对吗 a pizza party?
给办公室的人庆生 It's for office birthdays.
他们很多九月生的 Lot of September birthdays down here.
阿罗拉 干得漂亮 Alara, good work.
柏图斯 奎尔人是来开战的 Bortus, the Krill are here to attack.
给武器充能 启动防护罩 Keep the weapons charged and the deflectors up
等我们和你们会合 until we can get to you.
没有披萨派对 There is no pizza party.
我重复 没有披萨派对 I repeat, there is no pizza party.
她死了 She's dead.
天啊 她得125岁还不止 My God, she must be over 125 years old.
阿诺夫博士 我们得把这装置带回奥维尔号 ‭Dr. Aronov, we have to get the device back to the Orville.
我们该怎么做 What do we need?
切断主电源 取下控制装置 Detach the main generator and grab the controller device.
找到那装置
奥维尔号呼叫奎尔舰 Orville to Krill ship.
立即终止地面攻击行为 Call off your attack on the surface
否则我们将进行回击 or we will respond.
奎尔人武器正在充能 The Krill are powering weapons.
防护罩剩余能量三分之二 Deflectors are at two-thirds power.
反击 Return fire.
退后退后 快退后 Back, back, back, back, back.
博士 还有别的出路吗 Doc, is there another way out of here?
有一条老的补给通道 There's an old loading conduit,
但是在中庭的另一边 but it's across the atrium.
那我们得冲过去了 We're gonna have to sprint for it.
-好吧 准备好 -博士待在阿罗拉身后 - All right, get ready. - Doc, stay behind Alara.
哪位是阿罗拉 Which one's Alara?
我是阿罗拉 I'm Alara.
抱歉 我名字还没记全 Sorry, still learning names.
行动 Now.
防护罩剩余一半能量 Deflectors at half power.
长官 我想我可以争取一些时间 Sir, I think I can buy us some time
等地面小队成功返回 让我来操作吧 till we can get the landing party back. Let me wing it here?
同意 Proceed.
这招我称之为"驴打滚" This is something I call "Hugging the donkey."
你还能让驴打滚 You can hug the donkey?
我还在飞行学校的时候就滚过好几次了 Dude, I've been hugging the donkey since flight school.
一圈一圈转啊转 Round and round she goes!
断电了 It's dead.
门被卡住了 Door's jammed.
阿罗拉 能帮我拧开这个罐头吗 Alara. You want to open this jar of pickles for me?
我预先帮你拧松了 I loosened it for you.
阿罗拉 把装置带回太空舱 Alara, get the device back to the shuttle.
-我们掩护你 -明白 - We'll cover you. - Got it.
好了 Okay.
大家系好安全带 Everybody, strap in.
太空舱呼叫奥维尔号 我们正在返回 Shuttle to Orville, we're on our way.
船长 让我看看你的肩膀 Captain, let me see that shoulder.
-疼吗 -快他妈疼死了 - Does it hurt? ‭- Yeah, it hurts like hell.
也就是说破了点皮 That means it's not that bad.
你说什么呢 凯莉 What are you talking about, Kelly?
我刚刚才说过快他妈疼死了 I literally just said it hurts like hell.
如果他真疼了 就会有话直说 When he's really in pain, he gives straight answers
不带脏字 with no cussing.
他就是希望你给他上点药 He's just hoping you give him drugs.
你纯胡扯 凯莉 我真的快疼死了 That's a bunch of crap, Kelly. I'm in real pain here.
我 话说你有药吗 有吗 I... why, do you have drugs on, on...? Did you...?
药都在飞船上 Everything's on the ship.
接近电离层 调整飞行姿态 Approaching ionosphere, adjusting attitude.
梅赛呼叫柏图斯 Mercer to Bortus.
你们能关闭防护罩一段时间 Are you gonna be able to cut the deflectors
让我们通过登船吗 long enough for us to get through?
关不关都无所谓了 长官 It may not matter, sir.
防护罩几乎完全损毁了 The deflectors are almost gone.
天啊 这可糟了 Oh, boy, that can't be good.
他们知道装置在我们手上 是不会开火的 They won't fire on us, they know we have the device.
把装置给我 Give me the device.
把装置给我 Give me the device,
也许我大发慈悲饶你们一命 and perhaps I will not harm you.
好吧 他有枪 All right, he's got a gun.
但我们有更给力的东西 But we have something better.
什么 What?
安全带 Seat belts.
防护罩已完全失能 Deflectors are depleted.
那是上引擎的碎片 That was a piece of the upper engine!
我们无法控制航向了 We've lost helm control!
梅赛呼叫奥维尔 我们无法控制航向 Mercer to Orville, we've lost navigational control
再过12秒就要像虫子撞车窗一样 and we're about 12 seconds away from hitting you
-糊你们一脸了 -中尉 - like a bug on a windshield. - Lieutenant,
你能把起降台舱门对准他们的航道吗 can you align the shuttle bay doors with their trajectory?
长官 就算我是全宇宙第一的驾驶员 Sir, even if I was the best helmsman in the galaxy,
那也几乎不可能 that's virtually impossible.
你既然能驴打滚 If you can hug the donkey,
也能做到这个 you can do this.
来吧哥们 你能行的 Come on, man, you got this.
你能做到 You can do it.
就像顶着飓风穿针眼 不过我尽力 It's like threading a needle in a hurricane, but I'll try.
太好了 Yes. ‭
干得漂亮 中尉 Well done, Lieutenant.
长官 既然我这么酷炫 Sir, since I pulled that off,
我能穿短裤来上班吗 can I please wear shorts to work?
我已经说过不行了 还击 I've already said no. Return fire.
搞定那个奎尔人 Secure that Krill!
联合舰 投降 准备接受登陆【 Union vessel, surrender and prepare to be boarded.
上中引擎不见了 船长 Upper and middle engines are gone, Captain.
-我让你失望了 -飞船还是完整的 柏图斯 - I have failed you. - Ship's in one piece, Bortus.
你已经尽力了 艾萨克 I couldn't have done better. Isaac.
如果我能再争取点时间 If I can buy us some time,
你能不能在下面的引擎里储存足够能量 can you restore enough power to the lower engine
带我们离开这里 to get us out of here?
-我可以试试 长官 -开始 - I can try, sir. - Do it.
阿罗拉 跟奎尔舰指挥官打个招呼 Alara, hail the commander of the Krill ship.
舰长 他已经给我们发信号了 Captain, he's already signaling us.
接过来 Put him on.
奎尔指挥官 我是艾德·梅赛 Krill Commander, this is Captain Ed Mercer.
停止攻击 我们谈谈 Break off your attack, and we can talk.
交出装置 人类 Give me the device, human,
不然我就毁了你的船 or I will destroy your ship.
抱歉 你能不能往右边 Sorry, can you, can you move, like,
-挪两步 -什么 - two steps to your right? - What?
就是 挪个 一点点 Just like a little, t-tiny bit...
那边的信号不太好 It's just a lot of dead space there, just...
对 就一点 很好 抱歉 Yeah, just right th-- perfect. Yeah, sorry,
你刚才的图像特别奇怪 you were just very weirdly framed,
太影响我的注意力集中了 it was all I could focus on.
不管怎样 你到底要什么 Anyway, what is it you want?
你知道我想要什么 You know what I want.
抱歉 没错 我最近有点注意力不集中 Sorry, right, yeah, sorry. I'm a little distracted lately.
刚刚艰难地离了婚 I just got out of a rough marriage,
这段时间我很难受 and it's been a difficult time.
-我妻子外遇了 -老天 - My wife had an affair... - Oh, my God.
你现在真要聊这个吗 Are you really bringing this up right now?
我在努力让他一直说话 给我们争取点时间 I'm trying to keep him talking, so I can buy us some time.
好吧 这样的话 你知道吗 Oh, okay. In that case, you know what?
你是公正的第三方 You're an objective third party.
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
什么 What?
老天 你 Oh, my God, you're ac--
你要把他引进我们的... you're bringing him into our...
不是 我只不过在拖延时间 No, I'm just buying us some time.
我问你点事 Let me ask you something.
你有没有努力地在生活 Do you make an effort to balance
和工作之间找平衡 your career with your home life?
婚姻就是工作 A marriage is work.
需要经历维护 对吗 妥协 It takes work, right? Compromise.
双方都是 没错 On both sides, yes.
如果你不付出努力 And if you didn't make that effort,
那你的妻子去别人怀里寻求安慰 would you be surprised if your wife
你还感到惊讶吗 sought comfort in the arms of another?
不会 那样就太自私了 No, that would be selfish.
"不会 那样就太自私了" 没错 "No, that would be s..." Yeah, yeah,
因为你们两个都是圣母 'cause both of you are complete friggin' saints.
你知道吗 我没空坐这里听你废话 You know what? I don't have to sit here and listen...
够了 Enough!
应急能量 Emergency power.
你有20秒钟时间把东西交给我 You have 20 seconds to give me the device,
不然就去死吧 or you will die.
艾萨克 引擎怎么样了 Isaac, what about that engine?
还是只有部分能量 长官 Still only at partial power, sir.
阿罗拉 让奎尔那边等等 Alara, put the Krill on hold.
我有主意了 I have an idea.
什么办法 What is it?
把装置给他不 Let's give him the device.
-什么 -阿诺夫博士 - What? - ‭Dr. Aronov,
你能不能预先设定地勤 can you preset the field to fire up
在奎尔激活装置的时候 at a specific intensity the moment
达到一个固定的时间值 the Krill activate it?
我想可以 但是为什么 I think so, but why?
地勤可以把时间加速100年 And the field can accelerate time a hundred years.
-没错吧 -可以 - Correct? - Yes, it can.
一棵红杉成长需要多久 About how long it takes a redwood to grow.
阿罗拉 把他转接回来 Alara, put him back on.
好吧 指挥官 你赢了 All right, Commander, you win.
我们用太空舱把装置给你 We'll send you the device by remote shuttle.
你收到后 When you receive it,
我们把激活码给你 we'll transmit the activation code.
别花太久 Do not take long.
不会的 We won't.
或许她也没那么坏 Maybe she's not such a bitch.
最先进的武器就在船上 我们却要用胶水 State-of-the-art weaponry on this ship and we're using glue.
作为飞船一员我最喜爱的一刻 My favorite part of being a fleet officer.
工艺美术运动 The arts and crafts.
如果我们有时间 You know, if we had time,
我会做通心粉人放这里 I'd make a macaroni man to put on here.
你会做通心粉人 You can make a macaroni man?
我做的超好 I make really good macaroni men.
把它带出去吧 All right, let's get her out of here.
太空舱在奎尔飞船着陆了 The shuttle is aboard the Krill ship.
给他们发信号 Signal them.
好了 指挥官 你拿到了 All right, Commander. You have it.
很好 现在把激活码给我 Excellent. Now, give me the activation code.
激活码是6α937 The code is six, alpha, nine, three, seven,
α300 alpha, three, zero, zero.
植树节快乐 Happy Arbor Day.
慢着 植树节是什么 Wait. What's Arbor Day?
就是植树的节日 It's the holiday where you plant the trees.
-我听不懂这个梗 -对哦 - I wouldn't have got that. - Oh, yeah.
我也没懂 No, I didn't get that, either.
你知道植树节是啥 对吧 You knew what Arbor Day was, right?
其实 我得想一阵子 I mean, actually, I had to think a second.
挺难懂的 Kind of confusing.
就没人知道植树节是什么吗 Nobody knows what Arbor Day is.
-不 -不知道 - No. - No.
-我知道 -不知道 - I knew. ‭- I do not.‬
那你会怎么说 What would you have said?
我会说 I would've said,
"你的树送到了" "You got wood."
是啊 Yeah.
对的 Yes.
好吧 你的更好笑些 Yeah, that is better, isn't it?
进来 Come in.
除非迫不得已 我也不想打扰你 I didn't want to bother you unless I had to.
你这几天都不怎么和人接触 You've kind of kept to yourself these last few days.
司令想要一份关于伊普西龙2的详细报告 Yeah, the admirals want a full report on the Epsilon 2 stuff,
所以要花上好一阵子 so it's just taking a while.
需要帮忙吗 Yeah, you need some help?
不用 我可以的 No, I got it.
我只是想和你说 So, um, I just wanted to tell you
-墨非少校... -抱歉 - that Lieutenant Commander Murphy... - Sorry.
打扰一下 你能不能... Excuse me. Can you... just...
别现在搞 Just not now.
别... 我们在谈话 我们... No, just... we're talking. We're t...
很好 你听懂了 太好了 Yes. Good, you got it, good.
好的 Okay.
母舰上的墨非少校... Lieutenant Commander Murphy of the USS...
天啊 Oh, my God.
晚点再回来整 谢谢了 Just come back l... just do it later. Thank you.
现在不要搞 我们在谈话呢 Just not now, we're having a conversation.
谢谢 太好了 给你点赞 Thank-- yes. Thank you. Good. Thumbs up. Okay.
抱歉 接着说吧 Sorry, go ahead.
沙努特号母舰的墨非少校 Lieutenant Commander Murphy
刚刚被晋升了 of the USS Chanute just got promoted.
所以他现在可以胜任大副一职 So now he's eligible for a first officer position.
他是我的朋友 And he's a friend of mine.
所以我让他来顶替我的位置了 So I told him he could have this posting.
他人很好 你会喜欢他的 He's a great guy, you're gonna love him,
今天过后 我也不会再烦你了 and I'll be out of your hair by the end of the day.
好的 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
慢着 Wait.
对于你所做的一切 我还没向你致谢 I never really said thank you for what you did.
你拯救了这艘船 You saved the ship.
只是做好我的本分而已 I was just doing my job.
比起我自己 你总是更善于解决我遇到的问题 You were always better at solving my problems than I was.
你总是那么聪明 You were always wise.
谢谢你能这么说 Well... thank you for saying that.
凯莉 Kelly.
请你留下 I'm asking you to stay.
真的吗 Really?
你是位很棒的执行长官 You're one hell of an XO,
有你在 这个团队会更加出色 and I think you'd make a fine addition to this crew.
那你不担心 A-And you're not concerned
那件事吗 about the other stuff?
我们可以解决的 We'll figure it out.
欢迎来到奥维尔号 Welcome to the Orville,
格雷森指挥官 Commander Grayson.
请进 Come in.
格雷森指挥官 请坐 Commander Grayson, have a seat.
我不能待太久 I can't stay long.
我只是想来说声谢谢 I just wanted to say thank you.
谢谢你信任我 For trusting me.
我和你的父亲关系很好 我欠他的 Your father and I were close. I owed him one.
况且 看来你对艾德的看法是正确的 Regardless, it looks like you were right about Ed.
为了让他当上船长 你可没少为他说话啊 You made a hell of a plea for us to give him that command.
说真的 没有你的话我们也不会做这个决定 Honestly, I don't think we would've done it otherwise.
我知道 I know.
他是位很好的长官 只是之前处于低迷期而已 But he's a smart officer who just had a little rough patch.
他知道了吗 Does he know?
不知道 No.
我想还是瞒着他吧 And I plan on keeping it that way.
有你在身边 他真的太幸运了 Well... he's lucky to have you on his side.
谢谢你 Thank you.
保重 司令 Take care, Admiral.