翻译：C路粒子/吃仙貝嗎/Megan
注意! 派对巴士马上要开了 Attention! The party bus will be leaving
我们已经有 - in a moment! - We have
大量积压的吸血鬼议会事务 a massive backlog of Vampiric Council business,
翻译：Long lived kid/不酸的柠檬
你们非要现在这个时候去旅行吗？ and you all pick now to go on a trip?
只工作 不玩乐 使柯林 鲁宾逊变成一个无趣的家伙 All work, no play makes Colin Robinson a dull guy.
总监：微光倾城
吉尔莫 少了两个人 Guillermo, there are two missing.
太好了 Great.
假期时间！ Holiday time!
我们上次出游 It has been several decades since we have taken
已经是几十年前了 an excursion away from our home.
但是肖恩 和 查梅因... But Sean and Charmaine...
肖恩仔！ Seanie!
是的 没错 隔壁的肖恩和夏梅 Yes, exactly. Sean and Charmaine from next door
组织了一场集体出游来 have organized a group getaway
庆祝他们的结婚纪念日 to celebrate their anniversary.
- 是的 -还有... - Yeah. - And...
-他们邀请了我们！ - they've invited us!
对于我们来说 离家 For vampires, traveling away
出行可能会很困难 from home can be very difficult.
这跟翻几页报纸或者 It's not the same as just flashing
在下等舱给莫里斯打飞机是不能相提并论的 a few papers or wanking off Morris from steerage.
还有更多的考虑 There's a lot more to it.
最重要的规则是... 你必须 Most important rule... you must
把你棺材里的土壤带走 take with you the homeland soil of your coffin.
没有这些泥土...-谢谢 - Without this ancestral earth... - Thank you.
你不能睡觉 你不能离开 You cannot sleep, you cannot leave,
- 来吧 -你不能催眠 - Come. - You cannot hypnotize,
然后你的力量 and your powers go
就会随之消散 to absolute liquid shit.
把土壤带走 全部带走 Take the soil with me. All of it.
-打个结 非常安全 好了 - Tie a knot. Very safe. There we are.
准备出发！ Ready to travel!
有些人称我们的目的地为 Some call our destination
堕落的麦加圣地 a mecca of the depraved.
美国首屈一指的享乐主义的放荡的 America's premier nocturnal playground
夜间游乐场 of hedonistic debauchery.
罪恶之城 美国 宝贝！ Sin City, U.S. of A., baby!
♪ 大西洋城万岁 ♪ ♪ Viva Atlantic City ♪
- ♪ 大西洋城万岁♪ -大西洋城 宝贝 - ♪ Viva Atlantic City ♪ - Atlantic City, baby!
- 大西洋城 宝贝 - ♪ 万岁... ♪ - Atlantic City, baby. - ♪ Viva... ♪
你就算了 吉尔莫 Not you, Guillermo.
- ♪ 万岁 ♪ - ♪ 大西洋 ♪ - ♪ Viva ♪ - ♪ Atlantic ♪
♪ 城! ♪ ♪ City! ♪
♪如果你想长命百岁就别唱歌♪ ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
♪ 你的歌对他们来说百无一用♪ ♪ They have no use for your song ♪
- 大西洋城 宝贝！ - Atlantic City, baby!
-♪ 陨命 断气 归于极乐♪ -♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
♪ 你已经撒手人寰 脱离这个大千世界♪ ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
♪ 如今你的希望和怜悯都烟消云散♪ ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
♪ 你贩卖你的梦想给了大千世界♪ ♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪
♪ 死着吧 死着吧 死着吧 你已经撒手人寰♪ ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead, you're dead ♪
♪ 脱离这个世界 ♪ 来吧 下车吧各位！ - ♪ And out of this world. ♪ - Come on, guys, get off the bus!
耶！ Yeah!
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来啦 亲爱的 Here you go, my darling.
这里离家可远啦 Your home away from home.
老实说... 我很嫉妒 I'll be honest... I'm jealous.
那张小床看起来很漂亮 That cot looks pretty sweet.
真的吗? 你想交换吗？ Really? Do you want to trade?
不 我只是出于礼貌 这显然很糟糕 No, I was just being polite. It's obviously very shitty.
谢谢你的小床 Thank you for the tiny bed.
我在此赠你 一支羽毛笔 I hereby present you, the innkeeper,
是用一只母乌鸦的羽毛做的 with a feather from a female crow,
当作是我们游客的风俗 as is customary amongst travelers.
呃 先生 抱歉 不 这是给你的 Uh, sir, sorry, no, this is for you.
- 我来拿 谢谢 -我要撒一下我的泥土 - I'll take that, thank you. - I'm going to spread my soil.
嘿 娜嘉 拉兹洛 你们在啪啪啪吗？ Hey, Nadja, Laszlo, you guys hitting the skins in there?
是的 柯林 鲁宾逊 你说得对！ Yes, Colin Robinson, we are!
♪ 啊 哇 呜 ♪ ♪ Al Qolnidar. ♪
闻起来像大便 好吧 折扣65% 特伦百货特卖场 It smells like shit. Okay, so 65% off, Nordstrom Rack.
-不! -是的 No! - Yes.
- 你在干什么? -停下 -在我妈妈身上 - What are you doing? - Stop. - On my mother.
- 挪威? 哇 -不 那是 特伦百货特卖场 是的 - Norway? Wow. - No, well, Nordstrom Rack, yeah.
现在 任何认识我的人 Now, anyone who knows me
都知道我不太喜欢演讲 knows that I am not much for speeches.
- 肖恩仔! -嘿! 他来了！ - Seanie! - Hey! There he is!
但是 我想对我妻子说... But, uh, I just want to say to my wife...
是我 That's me.
我爱慕你 That I adore you.
-耶 -看看我们 - Yeah. I mean, look at us.
你知道吗? 有11个朋友 You know? It's 11 friends,
汇聚一堂 all together.
- 如梦似景 你知道吗? -是的 - It's pretty amazing, you know? - Yeah.
真是难以置信 就像十一罗汉一样 Holy shit. It's just like Ocean's Eleven!
什么 你们有团体优惠 "What, did you guys get a group rate
- 还是别的什么? -没错！ - or something?" Yes!
我爱死这个女人！ I love this woman!
好了好了 Okay, okay.
在内心深处我一直是一个 十二岁的男孩 I've always been a Twelve man at heart.
但是 最近 我们重看了 十一罗汉 But, recently, we rewatched Eleven,
我不得不说这 不仅仅是前传 and I have to say that it's, uh, not just a prequel.
还有很多世界性的东西 It's, uh... it's got a lot of world-building, too.
好吧 让我们举一下杯子来 All right, let's bring it up a little bit.
为我最好的朋友你们欢呼吧 Let's give a shout-out to my best buds.
- 我的好兄弟拉兹洛 -肖恩仔！ - My main man Laz. - Seanie!
敬我的朋友 弗兰基 我们一起玩过青少年游戏 To my guy. Frankie, we played peewee together.
弗兰基! -是的 你记得吗？ Frankie! - Yeah, you remember that?
嘿 小迈克! 醒醒! 我们也一起玩过游戏 对吧？ Hey, Mikey! Wake up! We played peewee together, too, right?
- 哦! 天啊! -小迈！ - Oh! Holy shit! - Mikey!
- 什么?你已经喝醉了?! -噢不 - What, are you drunk already?! Oh, no.
-吃的东西里面都有玻璃渣子 - There's glass in all our food.
- 不能吃了 -闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴闭嘴 - We can't eat it. - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
吉尔莫 做个好亲信 去拿扫帚来 Gizmo, be a good familiar and fetch a broom.
哼 我不再是亲信 了 所以.. Well, I'm not a familiar anymore, so...
现在就去女主人那儿拿把扫帚来 吉尔莫 Fetch a broom from the hostess now, Guillermo.
厚脸皮的混蛋 Cheeky prick.
是的 亲信变成保镖 Yeah, the transition
的过渡期 from familiar to bodyguard has been, um...
我想这不是什么过渡吧？ not much of a transition, I guess?
吉尔莫不再是我们的亲信了 Guillermo is no longer a familiar.
得让他融入这个团队 让他觉得自己是一份子 So just make him feel like he's part of the team.
不不 南多是对的 我是说在我工作过的每个办公室里 No, no, Nandor is right. I mean, at every office I've worked at,
他们总是说 “我们就是一个大家庭” they always say, "We're a big family here."
而且它确实激励人们更加努力地工作 And it does motivate people to work harder
而忽视他们真正的家庭 and neglect their actual families
忍受各种侮辱 and put up with all sorts of degrading shit.
好吧 Okay.
他们会去拿把拖把和把扫帚过来 They are going to bring a mop and a broom.
你好 吉尔莫 Hello, Guillermo.
你有没有一些... Um, do you have any, um...
- 兴趣? - 这是个好问题 - interests? -That's a great question.
我也很好奇 I was wondering that, too.
- 我有什么兴趣吗? -嗯 - Do I have any interests? - Hmm.
- 有 当然我... -哇太酷了 - Yes, of course I... - Wow! Very cool.
他有兴趣而且他知道什么是... 有趣的 He's got interests and he knows what's... interesting.
-是啊 我也有兴趣 - Yeah. I've got interests, too. Hmm.
这很重要 It's important.
-好吧 我们是一样的 - Okay. We are the same.
大家都有兴趣 - All with interests. Mm.
你有兴趣对吧 Uh, you've got interests, don't you,
- 柯林 鲁宾逊? -我喜欢到处游荡 - Colin Robinson? - I like to walk around.
-我喜欢盯着看 我有没有.. - I like to stare. Did I...
我错过了什么吗？ did I miss something?
我们是一个大家庭 We're all a big family here.
对 Right.
你有的这些兴趣爱好 These interests that you have,
- 有涉及到不错的女性吗？ - do they involve the fairer sex?
我不会那么做的 I'm not gonna do that.
- 我不是说... -吉尔莫 你自己有没有 - I'm not talking... - Guillermo, do you have yourself
可爱 胖乎乎的女朋友？ a little cutie, chubby little girlfriend?
为什么她非得是胖子... 你知道吗.. Why does she have to be chub... You know what...
- 说不定是男朋友? -对呀 你这个小变态 - Maybe a boyfriend? Yes. Have you got
肯定有个小秘密吧？ a little secret, you little sick fuck?
说嘛说嘛 你这个小贱贱 八卦时间到了 Yeah, come on, you stinky bitch. The library is open.
我绝对不会讨论这个话题的.. - Definitely not gonna talk about...
- 拜托 每个人都有小秘密好吗 -哦是的他肯定有 - Oh, one of each, you dirty dog. - Ooh, yes, he does.
不我... 我只是... 在我的家庭里 No, I... I just... I guess I grew up in a family where, you know,
私生活 talking about your private life
是... 那个 is... that.
- 挺隐私的 -拜托 - It's private. Oh, please.
你知道世界上最美的东西是什么吗？ Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is?
什么？ What?
做爱 Fucking.
尽情地缠绕在一起 The kaleidoscopic entwining
四肢和生殖器 of limbs and genitalia.
男人 女人 女人 男人 Men, women. Women, men.
女人 女人 女人, Women, women, women,
女人 男人 男人 男人 男人 women, men, men, men, men.
任何事情都让我“兴奋”起来 Anything gets me hard.
有时候这也是个问题 Sometimes it's a problem.
对我来说可不是 Not to me.
每个人都做爱好吗 Everyone fucks and sucks,
- 成千上万的男男女女...-嗯 - thousands of chaps and chap-esses... - Mm.
但如果够幸运 然后会遇到那个对的人 Before they meet the one. But if they're lucky,
在此之前 他们可以像我们一样 去跟上百万人做爱 they can go off and fuck millions of others, like we do.
我不觉得我父母是这样的人 Don't think that was the case with my parents.
说来听听 Tell us more about that.
你们真的想知道？ You really want to know?
- 是啊是啊是啊-嗯 - Yeah, yeah. Yes. - Mm.
是啊 Uh, well, yeah.
完整的故事不太记得了… 我记得我10岁或11岁的时候 It is tough. I mean, I remember being ten or 11
当我第一次意识到我是.. - when I first realized that I was...
弗兰基把玻璃杯放进了嫩煎小牛肉片 餐馆给我们免了餐费 Frankie put glass in the piccata and the restaurant comped us,
瞧我们有这么多筹码 去赌场赌一把吧 so we got all these chips. Let's hit the casino.
- 好吧 -走吧 娜嘉 我们一起去看 - All right. - Come on, Nadia. Let's go watch this Rat Pack show
- 鼠帮的表演 -你是说鼠帮吗？ - with the girls. - Did you say "the Rat Pack"?
是的 他们棒极了-他们在这儿？ Yeah, they're good. - They're here?
是的 是的 是鼠帮 Yeah, yeah, it's the Rat Pack.
薯片来啦！ Chips ahoy!
耶！ - Yeah!
大西洋城 我们来啦！ Atlantic City, baby!
- 我们真的要去看鼠帮了? -是啊！ - We're actually seeing the Rat Pack? - Yeah!
夏梅说我们在看鼠帮的时候 I couldn't bloody believe it
我简直不敢相信 when Charmaine said we were seeing the Rat Pack.
这也太巧了吧 I mean, what a coincidence.
我的老朋友们 今晚在这里表演！ My old mateys, performing here, tonight!
哦 我们在一起很开心 Oh, we used to have such fun together.
和当地的名人 Hanging with the who's who of the local
科萨 · 诺斯特拉在里屋一起玩 Cosa Nostra in the back room.
怎么说呢？ What can I say?
我们只是一群深夜出没的猫群 We were just a bunch of night cats,
而且没有人在玩真的 and nobody was playing for keeps.
我曾经每一场演出都喊着 - I used to scream,
唱这首 真是一记重拳 "Ain't That a Kick in the Head!"
因为这是我最喜欢的数字 at every show because it was my favorite number and also,
你知道吗 这歌的名字太蠢了 you know, what a stupid name for a song.
弗兰基过去常说他们应该叫我“先声夺人” Frankie used to say that they should callme the Voice.
他会说 呃 He'd say, uh,
娜嘉 我不知道你的声音还是我对金发女郎的品味 "Nadja, I don't know what's more of a problem,
还有什么问题 your voice or my taste in blondes."
- 干杯女士们! -我爱酒精 - Cheers, ladies! - I love alcohol.
我得喝了它 嗯 嗯 嗯 I have to drink it. Um, num, num, num.
- 好了他们来了 -他们来了！ - Okay, here they-they are!
弗兰基! 迪妮！ Frankie! Deanie!
哦 这首歌我的菜！ Oh, this is amazing for me!
是我 娜嘉! 你好！ It's me, Nadja! Hello!
♪ 一个人能有多幸运 ♪ How lucky can one guy be? ♪
哦 哇 我的天呐 它们一点都没变 Oh, wow. I mean, they haven't changed at all.
来自安提帕克斯的娜嘉! 你好！ Nadja from Antipaxos! Hello!
他们确实经常说“叮叮铃铃” They did say, uh, "Ring-a-ding-ding" a lot.
- 叮叮铃铃!-这是他们的口头禅之一 - Ring-a-ding-ding! - Which is one of their catchphrases.
是娜嘉! 你还记得吗? ！ It's Nadja! Do you remember?!
好吧 All right.
但是 你知道 歌手 But, you know, crooners
就要低声吟唱 gonna croon.
♪ 快告诉我 ♪ ♪ Tell me quick ♪
♪ 真是一记重拳 ♪ ♪ Ain't that a kick ♪
♪在脑袋里... ♪ In the head...? ♪
天啊 好吧 Oh, boy. All right.
今晚是我们的演出时间 We got some live ones tonight.
那么 你们这些家伙 So, who do you guys
谁愿意来周一晚上的比赛帮个忙？ favor for Monday night's fight?
我明白 - I understand
你是在暗示想让我继续 you're indicating that you want me to proceed.
但我还在评估我的牌 But I'm still assessing my cards,
这是我的权利 which is within my right.
罗德里格斯 当然 有上钩拳 Rodriguez, of course, has that uppercut.
但是杰克逊的伸展度是0.70英寸 更胜一筹 But Jackson has the reach. 70 inches. That's no slouch.
就是这样 - Yes.
他已经好几个小时没动了 - He hasn't moved for hours.
说实话 我从来没见过他这个样子 I've actually never seen him like this, to be honest.
我们走 快点 Let's go. Come on.
我在玩一个叫做 I am playing a game called
生活大爆炸游戏 The Big Bang Theory game.
我都快睡着了 So hypnotic.
这剧情太上头了 Really has me in its grips.
两个莱昂纳德和一个拉杰 我需要三个拉杰！ Two Leonards and a Raj. I need three Rajs!
再来一次 Again.
我赢了！ I won!
逗你玩... ！ - Bazinga...!
“逗你玩”是谢尔顿的战斗口号 "Bazinga" is the war cry of Sheldon,
他们高大的领袖 their tall leader.
我好久没见到他们了 I haven't seen them in so long.
弗兰妮 蒂尼 桑咪 Frankie, Deanie, Sammy,
我亲爱的朋友们 my sweet paisans.
是我 It's me,
你们的”幸运女神”！ it's your "luck be a lady"!
- 哦 -哦 - Oh. - Oh,
你今晚绝对是整个俱乐部最闪亮的星 you were the aces of clubs tonight.
叮叮铃铃！ - Ring-a-ding-ding!
在那儿！ There it is!
这不是一场经典的比赛 I don't think it's gonna be a classic match.
不管怎么说... 让我想想 Anyway, it... Let's see.
我们有一个6和一个 fi.. We got a six and a fi...
我真的不知道怎么玩这个 I don't really know how to play this.
- 拜托 谢尔顿 -我知道他们还玩得很开心 - Come on, Sheldon. - Yeah, I know they're still having fun,
但是快日出了 but it's almost sunrise.
这对保镖来说很重要 It's very important for a bodyguard
在该睡休息的时候出现友情提示一下 to be on top of when it's time for nap-naps.
为我而战吧 拉杰 Do it for me, Raj.
- 他们没有享受夜晚时 - They get a little aggravated
- .就会有点暴躁....-去他妈的游戏！ - when they don't get their night... - Fucking game!
看到了吗？ See?
- 该睡觉了 -拜托 吉尔莫 现在不行 - Time for night-night. - Come on. Guillermo, not now.
- 给我更多硬币 我需要更多硬币 -不 我想... 我想是时候 - Give me more quarters. I need more quarters. - No, I think... I think it's time
- 去睡觉了 -不行 - for night-night. - No.
太阳就要升起来了 The sun is about to come up.
- 你逼不了我 -拜托 - You can't make me. - Aw. Come on.
- 不他们是我的新朋友 -我们该走了 - No, these are my new friends. - We should go.
- 这边 这边 这边 -这个是干什么的？ - This way. Over here. This way. - What does this one do?
不 它不干啥 No, it doesn't do anything.
我还是睡不着 I still cannot slumber.
柯林 鲁宾逊 你们睡着了吗？ Colin Robinson, are you slumbering?
没有 别再问了 No. And stop asking me.
你在里面睡着了吗? ！ Are you slumbering in there?!
我们很难睡着！ We are having a very hard time trying to slumber!
是的 我们也不睡不着！ Yes, we are also unable to slumber!
吉尔莫 你睡着了吗？ Guillermo, are you slumbering?
吉尔莫 Guillermo.
吉尔莫 醒醒! 我在问你呢 你睡着了吗？ Guillermo, wake up! I asked you, are you slumbering?
这是什么？ What is this?
该死 Oh, shit.
该死 不 Shit. No.
妈的 妈的！ Shit. Shit!
我祖先的泥土！ My ancestral soil!
不见了！ It is gone!
我们祖先的土壤也不见了！ Our ancestral soil is also gone!
这到底是怎么回事? ！ What the piss in hell is happening?!
你们也知道追剧上瘾的时候 You know how it is when you have
是怎么样的 the binge-watch blinders on.
我迷上了一个节目 I got caught up in a show that I'm obsessed with,
但他们只 and they only air it
在这个旅馆里播放 here at the hotel.
♪掷骰子♪ ♪ Roll the dice ♪
♪ 拨轮转... ♪ ♪ Spin that wheel... ♪
不管怎样 客房服务进来了 然后.. Anyway, housekeeping came in, and...
我没注意到她在做什么 I-I didn't notice what she was doing.
♪ 生寿司 ♪ ♪ The sushi's raw ♪
♪看演出 然后泡温泉♪ ♪ Catch a show and hit the spa. ♪
- 太糟了 -”只是糟吗”? ！ - This is very bad. "Very bad"?!
这他妈简直是灾难！ This is a fucking catastrophe!
如果我们的祖传土壤不复存在 If our ancestral soil is gone,
那我们就不能睡觉！如果我们不能睡觉 then we cannot rest! If we cannot rest,
那我们的力量.. then our powers...
我都不敢说出口 I can't even say it.
我们的力量就会消失! 没了！ Our powers are poof! Gone!
我都能感觉到我的力量在消失 I can feel my powers fading.
蝙蝠！ Bat!
一只操蛋的麻雀 A fucking sparrow.
- 鸟类中的小弱鸡 - The lamest of all birds.
只有一个办法了 There is but one solution.
吉尔莫 Guillermo,
你得跑一趟了 you must go on a journey,
来一次探险 a quest.
你意下如何？ How do you feel about that?
呃.. Uh...
很好 这是一条 Good. Will the roads
- 背信弃义之路吗? -是的 -是的！ - be treacherous? Yes. - Yes. - Yes!
- 也许我不该... -每一次转折 - Maybe I shouldn't... - Will there
都有敌人吗？ be foes at every turn?
- 当然 -是的 是的 - Most certainly. - Yes. Yes.
- 我到处树敌 -我不喜欢那样 - I have a lot of enemies. - Don't like that.
但你是唯一能拯救我们的人 But you are the only one that can save us.
你够男人吗？ Are you man enough?
呃.. Uh...
很好 Good.
- 他是我最好的朋友 -拜托 - He's my best friend. - Please.
不 我才是你最好的朋友 No, I'm your best friend.
我的催眠能力被被毁了 My hypnosis powers are buggered.
所以我不得不另寻他法 So I have to look elsewhere
确保吉斯莫的旅行费用 to secure Gizmo's travel money.
这会毁掉我一生中最伟大的友谊吗？ Could this ruin the greatest friendship of my life?
- 肖恩仔! 嘿 - Seanie! Hey.
嘿 拉扎 你在干什么? ! 回到“ D”来！ Hey, Laz. What are you doing?! Get the "D" back!
我要借用你的信用卡 但不能告诉你原因 I need to borrow your credit card and not tell you why.
你不能告诉我原因？ You can't tell me why
你要借我的信用卡吗？ you need to borrow my credit card?
没必要解释 No explanation necessary.
- 真的? -你是我最好的朋友 - Really? - You're my best friend.
哦 马罗内 你开玩笑吧？ Oh, Marone. Are you kidding me?
该死的尼克斯队 他们每次都会让你失望的 Fucking Knicks. They'll break your heart every time.
但我不能放弃他们 你懂我的意思吧？ But I can't quit 'em. You know what I mean?
- 是的 -听着 你必须 Yeah. - Hey, listen, you're gonna have
报答我 to pay me back, like,
马上 越快越好 行吗？ right away. ASAP, okay?
因为帕特里克 · 尤因纪念探索卡 'Cause the Patrick Ewing commemorative Discover Card,
那是紧急情况专用的 that's for emergencies only.
尽快拿回来 听着 我相信你 Get it back soon. Listen, I trust you.
你是我的男神 我可以为你而死 You're my main man. I'd die for you.
再次感谢 - Thanks again.
当然 我知道收拾烂摊子是份烂工作但是.. Yeah, I know that collecting dirt is shit work, but...
我从没去过欧洲 所以.. I've never been to Europe before, so...
- 肖恩仔 -嗯 - Seanie. - Yeah.
过去的20年并不是一帆风顺 The past 20 years have not always been easy.
我们陷入一个不知所措的境地 We are trapped in an eternal limbo
徘徊于摩纳哥大酒店和赌场之间 at the Monaco Grand Hotel and Casino facility.
我们的玫瑰和荆棘 Our roses and our thorns.
噢 看看吧 Oh, look at that.
她已经喝高了 Oh, she already drank so much.
我们的力量正在变弱 Our powers are waning, and our minds
我们的脑子正在变成一团浆糊 are turning into a thick, lumpy soup.
是的 你得说你是.. Yes, you have to say you're...
它就像是热洋葱水 It is like hot onion water.
然后你把它放进我的脑子里 这就是我现在的脑子 And then you put that in my head and that's my brain now.
以耶稣基督 In the name
之名 of Jesus Christ.
随着日子一天天的过去, As the pages fall from the calendar,
我们只能坐以待毙 we can do nothing but wait...
- 不！ - No!
在花园州的 Amongst the broken tulips
破碎的郁金香中 in the Garden State.
誓爱宣言 Vow renewal
仪式 ceremonies.
太漫长 太漫长了 Too long. They're too long.
我宣布你们结为夫妻 And I pronounce you man and wife.
毫无意义 Pointless.
我们已经好几周没有 It has been weeks since any of us
好好睡一会儿了 have had even a moment of slumber.
实际上才过了大概14个小时 It's actually been only, like, 14 hours,
但是当他们睡不着的时候 but they get a little punchy
他们就会有点暴躁 when they don't get their sleep.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
- 茄子 -茄子 来吧 - Cheese. - Cheese. Let's do it.
茄子！ Cheese!
好了 我们到了... 欢乐的英格兰 Okay, here we are in... jolly ole England.
我在伦敦 伙计 I'm in London, mate.
这可不妙 Oh, that's not good.
赶快弄些泥土 Just got to get this dirt.
我要把你们装在这里 So I'm gonna put you guys down here.
我来这里只是为了给拉兹洛带些英国泥土 I'm just here for British dirt for Laszlo.
好了 All right.
回飞机上 Back on the plane.
这个《生活大爆炸》真好看 This Big Bang Theory is really very good. - Bazinga.
很爱玩老虎机 Very faithful to the slot machine.
- 是啊 -是啊 -我最后再说一次, - Yeah. - Yeah. - For the last time,
你能把这台电视机关小声点 吗 can you turn this TV down?!
拉兹洛有时候就像莱纳德 Laszlo can be a real Leonard sometimes,
- 不是吗? -嗯哼 - can't he? - Mm-hmm.
拉兹洛从肖恩那里 Laszlo is feeling very badly
收了7539美元的机票钱 for taking $7,539
所以感觉非常糟糕 from Sean for the airplane tickets.
就像个小偷 Like a cheap thief.
- 我得把这个整理下...-好的 - I need to sort this... - Yeah.
我现在就要把它们整理下 And I need to sort it now.
逗你玩儿！ Bazinga!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
你在干什么 打乒乓球还是打篮球? ！ What are you doing, playing Ping-Pong or basketball?!
- 加油啊! -肖恩仔.. - Come on! - Seanie...
嘿 拉兹洛 Yeah. Hey, Laz.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
操! 我操！ Fuck! Fuck me!
你他妈开什么玩笑? ！ Are you fucking kidding me?!
不会用战术板么！ Learn how to use the board!
天啊.. Geez...
你还好吗？ - Are you okay?
听着 拉兹洛 我能跟你说实话吗？ Listen, Laz, can I be honest with you?
当然 Of course.
我以前.. I used to have a...
赌博成瘾 big-time gambling problem.
- 嗯 -深陷其中 -我答应过夏梅 - Right. - Like, big-time. You know, I promised Charmaine,
我说 “嘿 听着 我们去 AC you know, I said, "Hey, listen, we go down to AC,
- 这次我会乖乖的 -嗯 - I'll be good this time." - Right.
然后我就把所有的钱都花光了 And then I have just blown all the money
那钱是我们要用来做新甲板的 that we were gonna use for the new deck.
而且我们还欠着那该死的婚礼钱 And we still owe money for that stupid vow renewal.
我把钱都输光了 And I've lost all of our money.
没有钱了 拉兹洛 There's no money, Laz.
我得赢回来 I got to make it back.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
她要离开我了 拉兹洛 She's gonna leave me, Laz.
她要离开我了 She's gonna leave me.
是啊 是啊 - Yeah, yeah.
你最好的朋友在受苦受难的时候 What good is some soil from your homeland
你家乡的土壤又有什么用呢 when your best friend in the whole world is suffering?
肖恩仔... ！ Seanie...!
然后我突然想到 And then it hit me.
我认识几个孩子 他们整天泡在 I know a few bambinos who are absolutely rolling
音乐里 in the dough-re-mi.
当然他们不会舍得错过几个闷葫芦 Surely they won't miss a few clams.
哦 这个尖叫呀 Oh, this has been such a scream,
都赶上你们这些老家伙了 catching up with you old so-and-sos.
不幸的是 我现在很虚弱 Unfortunately, I cannot hypnotize them
我不能催眠他们 但是.. due to my weakened state. But...
我当然可以用我最厉害的非吸血鬼能力 I can definitely use my greatest non-vampiric power,
我那让人无法抗拒的魅力 my irresistible charms.
你们把所有的钱都给我怎么样？ How's about you guys give me all the money you have?
嘿 伙计们？ Hey, boys?
我觉得不行 甜心 I don't think so, sugar.
你不这么认为？ You don't think so?
好吧 我是这么认为的！ Well, I do think so!
因为如果你不掏出你们该死的钱包 'Cause if you don't empty your motherfucking wallets
现在我就要 right now, I'm going
让你们都消失！ to empty all of you of your lives!
杀了你! 杀了你！ Kill you! Kill you dead!
没错 就是这样 That's right.
呃.. Uh...
按她说的做吧 她... 不太好 Just do it. She's... not well.
- 是的 -给你 甜心 我爱的马拉斯加樱桃酒 - Yeah. - Here you go, sugar. My sweet maraschino
-再见 -好的 - cherry babies. - Bye. - Yeah.
- 拉兹洛 给我滚出去 -好 好 我说 - Laszlo, get the fuck out of here. - Yeah, yeah. I say,
西纳特拉先生 Mr. Sinatra,
原谅我 我的脑子有点模糊 但是.. forgive me, my mind's a little foggy, but...
上次我看你的时候, last time I looked,
你不是中国人 you weren't Chinese.
叮叮铃铃 Ring-a-ding-ding.
我得承认我错了 I stand corrected.
你们和那些人一起工作? 我需要那笔钱 You guys work with those people? I need that dough.
快来 Here we go.
好吧 Okay.
20美元 $20.
100美元 什么？ $100. What?
才300美元 This is about $300.
- 他妈的... -该死的300块！ - Oh, fucking... - 300 shitting dollars!
亲爱的 别急 My darling, don't explode,
但你确定他们是真正的鼠帮 but are you quite sure they're the real Rat Pack
是你几年前遇到的那个？ that you met years ago?
你到底想说什么？ What exactly are you trying to say?
没什么 很好 Nothing. All good.
你们好 我在希腊 Hello. I'm in Greece.
机场... 我们可以去机场吗？ Aeropuerto... airport... can we go to the airport, please?
谢谢你 Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
看看这个 Look at that.
你有两个库斯拉帕里 You got a couple Koothrappalis,
一个霍夫斯塔特和四个沃罗维茨 a Hofstadter, and four Wolowitzes.
还有便士 不赖 Oh, and Penny. Not bad.
你知道我一直在想什么吗 柯林 鲁宾逊？ Do you know what I have been wondering, Colin Robinson?
- 是什么? -为什么他们称它《生活大爆炸》 - What's that? - Why do they call it The Big Bang Theory?
它是关于宇宙的创造 It's about the creation of the universe.
什么？ The what?
而且在 And in
一瞬间 a single instant,
我的世界被颠覆了 my world was turned upside down.
因此得出了 沙米诺维奇-科恩猜想 Hence the Shaminovich-Cohen conjecture.
我给了他一些粗略的描述 I-I gave him the broad strokes,
日心螺母和螺栓 the heliocentric nuts and bolts,
如果你愿意的话 uh, if you will.
跟猫一点关系都没有 就像你想的 Has nothing to do with cats, like you thought.
但是四头大象呢？ But what about the four elephants?
750年来 For 750 years,
地球靠在四只强大的大象肩膀上 that the Earth rested upon the shoulders
休息.. of four mighty elephants...
忘了那四头大象吧 Forget about the four elephants.
是谁站在一只大而高贵的龟壳上 Who stood on a shell of a large and noble turtle.
看那只乌龟 Look at the turtle.
- 嗯 -然后 - Uh-huh. - And then
- 还有另外四头大象 -围绕在周围 - four more elephants. - Around which
太阳和月亮 所有的星星都在转动 the sun and the moon and all the stars revolve.
但是现在 多亏了现代科学 But now, thanks to modern science,
南多明白我们都只是 掉落在一块大岩石上的 Nandor understands that we're all just temporary aggregations
由灰尘和液体组成的 of dust and fluid
临时的结合体 camping out on a big rock
而这个大岩石 that's just one of an infinite number
只是广阔而浩瀚的宇宙里 of equally unspecial
无数大岩石 big rocks that make up part
中的一个 of this vast and uncaring universe.
这是科学 This is science.
- 但这是一只乌龟 -世界啊 - But this is a turtle. - The world
我已经熟悉了七个半世纪的世界 which I have known for seven and a half centuries...
是个谎言 is a lie.
好了 我们现在到了边境 Okay, so we're here at the border,
他只是在和士兵说话 and he's just talking to the soldier.
他说话的时候 我得去... While he's doing that, I'm gonna go...
好吧 Okay.
这里有些泥土 Just gonna get some dirt right here.
挖一点儿.. Just gonna get...
得走了 We got to go.
好几个小时过去了 Hours pass,
但是柯林 鲁宾逊的宇宙诞生说 but the cosmic words of Colin Robinson
还在我昏昏欲睡的脑袋里乱转 are still bouncing around my slumberless head.
这一切让你去思考 Really makes you think.
这一切有什么意义呢？ What's the point of it all?
成为吸血鬼意味着什么？ What does it mean to be a vampire?
我们没有真正的家庭 I mean, we have no real families.
我们中有些人甚至没有女朋友 Some of us don't even have girlfriends.
连谢尔顿都有女朋友了 Even Sheldon had a girlfriend.
但是我 But me?
我独自一人 I am all alone,
漂浮在冰冷黑暗的宇宙中 就像.. floating through the cold, dark universe like...
一小粒毛茸茸的沙子 a little grain of furry sand.
我取好土了 I got 'em.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
- 我拿来了... -要喝点什么？ - I got them al... - Something to drink?
不用了 谢谢！ No, thank you!
我回来了! 我把所有的.. I'm back! And I brought every...
这里发生了什么？ What happened... here?
我让我最好的人类朋友肖恩 I have caused my best human friend Sean
濒临经济崩溃和心痛 to be on the brink of financial ruin and heartache.
我们就像我心爱的鼠帮乐队 We are just like my beloved Rat Pack...
曾经辉煌过 现在是可怜的农民 Once glorious, now pathetic peasants.
而且 我从来没有感觉到 And, also, I have never felt
自己如此渺小 这一切又有什么意义呢？ so small, and what is the point of anything?
他们不让我看我最喜欢的电视节目 They won't let me watch my favorite TV show
不让声音调大 with the sound up.
好的 [inhales, exhales]: Okay.
首先 你需要睡觉 First things first, you need to slumber.
- 嗯? -给你 趁你睡觉的时候 Huh? - Here you go. And while you're slumbering,
- 我会想办法的 -但首先 - I'll think of a plan. - But, first,
把土壤撒在我们微不足道的身体周围 scatter the soil around our insignificant bodies.
不 首先把我的精彩赌场节目的声音调大 No. First, turn up the sound on my fancy casino show.
♪摇骰子♪ -♪ Roll the dice ♪
♪ 转动手柄 ♪ ♪ Spin that wheel ♪
♪下双倍的赌注♪ ♪ Double down on a lucky deal ♪
♪感受木板路与海岸交汇的微风♪ ♪ Feel the breeze where ♪
♪与海岸交汇的微风♪ ♪ The boardwalk meets the shore... ♪
开始之前 我们是不是应该走动走动 Before we get started, should we go around the group,
看看每个人的能量？ see how everyone's energy is doing?
- 不 滚开 -好吧 回归正题 - No. Fuck off. - Okay. Back to normal then.
所以 6点47分 我会去售票处 So, at 6:47, I'm gonna go down to the box office.
去买比赛的票 I'm gonna buy our tickets for the fight.
- 是的 吉尔莫 我们知道了 -好的 好的 - Yes, Guillermo, we've got it. - Okay, okay.
- 只是想让大家都知道计划是什么 -说实话 - Just want to make sure everyone knows what the plan is. - Honestly,
有时候我觉得你只是喜欢自己的声音 sometimes I just think you love the sound of your own voice.
我想说 动起来 You know what? Let's go.
我们来做计划吧 Let's-let's do the plan.
我没有认真听 所以如果你不介意重复一遍的话 I wasn't really listening, so if you wouldn't mind repeating it.
主人 你要做什么 Master, what are you gonna do?
我即将迎来我的目标... 拳击手伊莱 · 杰克逊.. I am to meet my mark... Eli Jackson the boxer...
下午6点52分乘坐主电梯 By the main elevator at 6:52 in the p.m.'s.
该死 Shit.
正在下降 Going down.
进入我的催眠状态 Into my hypnotic trance.
拉兹洛? 6:55 Laszlo? At 6:55,
我催眠了“阿图里奥”罗德里格斯 I hypnotize "Arturio" Rodriguez.
罗德里格斯先生 我可以和你合照吗？ Mr. Rodriguez, could I have a self-portrait photograph?
好极了 Splendid.
小菜一碟 Piece of piss.
现在是6:59 It is 6:59.
是时候下一个漂亮简单的赌注了 Time to place a nice, simple bet.
你好！ Hello!
在红色的角落里 And in the red corner,
重量级冠军... 晚上8点 我们都坐下 - heavyweight champion... And at 8:00 p.m., we all take our seats
正在决斗中 at the fight.
第六回合开始十秒的时候 Ten seconds into round six,
我通过大声呐喊 I trigger the hypnosis of the two
对这两个拳手 very large warrior men
施展了催眠 by crying out...
♪ 那个动作不是要瞄准 ♪ ♪ Ain't that a kick in the ♪
♪ 头部...? ♪ ♪ Head...? ♪
不！ No!
- 催眠成功了! - 太好了！ - It worked! - Yes!
看看这个! 太棒了！ Look at that! Yes!
这就是为什么弗兰基说我应该先声夺人 And that is why Frankie said that I should be the Voice.
23... 23...
关于本杰明·富兰克林 Benjamin Franklin.
很多人以为他是总统 A lot of people think he was president.
他们错了 其实本杰明是个大使 They're wrong. He was an ambassador.
24... 醒醒 24... Stay with me.
醒... 我.. Stay... I...
该死 我都不知道我数到哪儿了 Shoot. Now I lost my spot.
怎么... ? - 你得踩上去 Uh, how does it...? - You have to step on it.
- 我踩上了我踩上了! - 只是.. - I'm on. I'm on! - Just...
- 怎么回事? 我在飞吗? - 扶着这个扶手 - What is happening? Am I flying? - Just hold on to this.
- 我被女巫附身了 - 娜嘉转身转身 - Possessed by witches. - Nadja, turn around, turn around.
- 跳 跳 跳 跳 继续向前 跳 - Jump, jump, jump, jump. Keep moving. Leap.
他在那儿 肖恩 There he is. Sean.
嘿 拉兹洛 怎么了？ Hey, Laz. What's going on?
君子之债 A gentleman's debt,
全额偿还 repaid in full.
哦！ Oh!
哦 天啊！ Oh, my God!
拉兹洛 你是我的救星！ Laz, you're a lifesaver!
谢谢你 你不知道你刚才做了什么 Thank you. You don't know what you just did.
我可以吻你 我向你们保证 I could kiss you. And I promise you,
我再也不会这么赌博了 I'm never, ever, ever gonna do this again.
- 我向你们保证 就这样 我受够了 - 嗯 - I promise you guys. That's it. I'm done. - Mm.
- 我再也不赌博了 我重新做人了 - 很好 - I'm never gambling again. I'm a new man. - Good.
- 好样的 - 好吧 你们真是我的救命恩人 - Good man. - All right. You guys are lifesavers.
- 谢天谢地 - 我们刚刚做了件很棒的事 亲爱的 - Oh, thank God. - We just did such a wonderful thing, my love.
我想是的 I think we did.
全押在幸运数字12上！ Put it all on lucky number 12!
♪ 生命如齿轮般旋转 ♪ ♪ Life spins like a wheel ♪
♪ 当然 ♪ ♪ You bet ♪
♪ 也如你所感受的 ♪ ♪ Just what you feel ♪
♪ 冒险 ♪ ♪ The chance ♪
♪生命就是一场冒险... ♪ ♪ Life is the chance... ♪
我没想要赌牌 现在 I didn't want a pine deck, and now I'm stuck
我被该死的赌牌困住了 with a freakin' pine deck.
这海狸可真不错 Oh, that's a hell of a beaver.
- 夏梅... 搞什么? 你赌牌了？ - Charmaine... What the fuck? You bet the deck?
你做得很好 吉尔莫 You did a very good job, Guillermo.that
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
这是我们大家的一份心意 This is from all of us.
这是什么？ What-what is this?
一份惊喜 Surprise.
“你是一个非常好的亲信 ” "You are a very good familiar."
“亲信”被划掉了 用“保镖”代替了 And "familiar" is crossed out and replaced with "bodyguard."
你是保镖 保镖 You are the bodyguard. Bodyguard.
我们是一个大家庭 We're all a big family here.
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