我喜欢当亲信 I like being a familiar.
这是一份很让人有满足感的工作 It's a very satisfying job.
实际上 如果称之为工作的话意为着有收入 Well, actually, calling it a job would imply that it pays.
所以这更像是一种使命 So it's more of a vocation.
没我想象的那么光鲜 Less glamorous than I imagined.
我如今觉得自己更像是阿曼德[《夜访吸血鬼》角色] I thought by now I'd be like Armand,
但有时我觉得 but sometimes I feel like
自己正在转变为兰菲德 I'm halfway turning into a Renfield.
在我看来最糟糕的是孤独 I think the worst part for me is the loneliness.
我醒着的时候我的主人在睡 I'm awake when my master's asleep, and...
屋子里会很安静 the house gets quiet
很孤独 但他醒着的时候 and it's lonely, but I'm also awake
无情者吉尔莫
巨人吉尔莫
我也醒着 when he's awake.
我总是醒着 I'm always awake.
有时我会想 如果我还在帕尼罗面包店工作的话 You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like
我的生活会是什么样子 if I was still at Panera Bread.
我八成已经是经理了 I'd probably be manager.
我可以反过来去使唤别人了 I'd get to boss other people around for a change,
睡眠 医保 sleeping, health insurance,
朋友 friends...
有报酬 ...getting paid,
帕尼罗面包随便吃 all the Panera Bread you can eat.
但你也知道俗话说得好 But you know what they say:
心随所愿 the heart wants what the heart wants.
吸血鬼生活 第一季 第十集
-晚上好 吉尔莫 -晚上好 主人 - Good evening, Guillermo. - Good evening, Master.
我有个信封要给您 I have an envelope for you.
好的 塞进棺材里 谢谢 Okay, pop it in the coffin. Thank you.
塞进来就好 Uh, just... pop it in there.
就...就... That's... that's...
进来了吗 Is it in yet?
我读不了 里面太暗了 I can't read it. It's too dark in here.
又是让我去参加陪审团的吗 Is it another summons for jury duty?
告诉他们我已经死了就好 Just tell them I'm dead.
不不 这次是件很酷的事 Oh, no. It's something very cool.
我把您的DNA送去检测了 I had your DNA tested.
一家实验室进行了测试 A lab tested it.
他们是怎么拿到我的DNA的 How did they get the DNA?
他们是偷了我的精液吗 Did they steal my semen?
-什么 不是 -我不会再让自己的精液被偷了 - What? No. - I won't have my semen stolen again.
不 不是 我... No, I don't, I don't--
不 我甚至不知道您说的这件事 no, I don't even know what that story is.
不 这是很科学的 No, this is all very scientific.
好吧 Huh. Okay.
我说的那件事是 Well, the story is,
一些女巫偷了我的精液 some witches decided to steal my semen
把它放进了一个精液咒语里 and put it into a semen spell.
但根本没起作用 还把精液弄得到处都是 But it didn't even work, and then they got semen everywhere.
但是这个好像更光明正大 But this seems much more aboveboard, so...
这个是利用科学来追溯 This just uses science to find out
你祖先的起源 where your ancestors came from.
还可以用来看你还有没有亲人在世 It could also be used to see if you have any living relatives.
在世的亲人 Living relatives?
查出来了 Here's yours.
你有 You have...
-什么 -你有 - What? - You have...
二十万直系后裔在世 200,000 direct living descendants.
真的很多啊 That's a lot.
那我当爷爷了 I'm a granddad?
严格地说 你是 Well, technically, you're a...
太爷爷再往上三十辈 great-granddad times 30.
我在变成吸血鬼的时候 Becoming a vampire came
生活很奇妙 at a strange time in my life.
那时候我结婚了 I was married at the time
有37个老婆 to 37 women.
37个老婆都不怎么待见 My 37 wives weren't very happy
我当时所经历的转变 about the changes I was going through.
我变得很情绪化 白天睡觉 I was becoming very moody, sleeping all day now.
晚上主要是在喝人血 Nighttime was mainly drinking people's blood.
搞得大家都很疲惫 Put a strain on all of us.
然后她们走了 Then they left,
37个都走了 all 37 of them.
那天晚上我很沮丧 It was a sad night for me,
因为其中35个都是我的真爱 because I really loved 35 of them.
那个时候 In those days,
父亲不怎么照顾孩子 fathers didn't really look after their children.
照顾孩子是女人的事情 It was down to the women.
有时候 会交给友善的狼去照顾 And in some cases, a couple of friendly wolves.
我倒是去看望过我的孩子 但是 I did try to visit my children, but...
他们很怕我 因为 they were just afraid, you know, 'cause...
我是个吸血鬼 趴在外面的窗子上 I'm a vampire floating outside the window.
嘿 小宝宝 Hey, kiddies.
你的鼻子和我的一样 Hey, you've got my nose.
那是我最后一次见到他们 That's the last time I saw them.
我估计 很可能都去世了 Probably dead now, I suppose.
另外一个很酷的事情是 你可以查到 And another cool thing is, you can find out
他们有没有住在你附近 if any of them live near you.
其中有一个就 You have one of them
住在这里 在斯坦顿岛 living right here in Staten Island.
玛德琳 Madeline.
好激动 Exciting.
-我们为什么要去图书馆 -最好是好事 南多 - Why are we going to the library? - This better be good, Nandor.
-需要多长时间 -我正在清洗头骨 - How long is this gonna take? - I was cleaning my skull.
不会太久 不会太久 感谢配合 Not long, not long. Thank you.
各位 我有一个令人激动的消息宣布 Everyone, I have some very exciting news.
吉尔莫检测了我的DNA Guillermo has had my DNA tested.
你要小心 这不是邪恶的女巫想要 You need to be careful that's not evil witches trying
-偷你的精液 -对 女巫是精液小偷 - to pinch your semen. - Yes. Witches are semen stealers.
没有偷精液 There's no semen-stealing.
这很正式 It's very official.
结果装在一个信封里 It came in an envelope.
我其实对每个人的DNA都做了测试 I actually had everyone's DNA tested.
你怎么在我们不知道的情况下拿到我们DNA的 How did you get our DNA without us knowing?
到处都是你们的DNA You literally leave it laying everywhere,
所以搞到并不难 这是你的 娜嘉 so it wasn't that hard. So, here's yours, Nadja.
不用了 谢谢 放到那堆火里烧了吧 No, thank you, please. Put that on the pile there for burning.
-你确定你不想打开 -不要测试我 - You sure you don't want to open it? - Don't test me!
好吧 跳过 Okay, forget that.
-拉兹洛 -你敢 - So, Laszlo... - Don't you dare.
-你不想 -滚 - You don't want to...? - Bugger off.
这很不友好 That's not very nice.
好吧 柯林·鲁宾逊 Okay. Colin Robinson.
-叮叮叮 -给你 - Ding-ding-ding. - There you go.
我能有击鼓声吗 Could I get a drumroll first?
-没有 -没有 -没有 - No. - No. - Nope.
那我自己来 Fine. I'll do my own.
坦白说 如果女巫收集我的精液 Frankly, I would be flattered
我会很受宠若惊 if witches collected my semen.
这里说我是百分之百的白人 It says here that I am 100% white.
人们来自不同的地方 People are from all different places.
不可能只写了"白人" It just can't say "White" on your paper.
"百分之百白人" Oh, wow. "100% white."
没有其他"色调" No other nuance.
告诉他们我的另一个消息 吉尔莫 Tell them my other news, Guillermo.
好 他有超过两百 Okay. He has over two hundred...
二十万直系后代在世 200,000 direct descendants living today!
我靠 厉害啊 兄弟 Fucking hell. Well done, chap.
谢谢 拉兹洛 Thank you, Laszlo.
祝贺你 南多 Congratulations, Nandor.
这是非常令人兴奋的种子 That is some very exciting seed.
-是的 -但我跟你说 - Yes. - But I'm telling you,
别让女巫发现 don't let the witches find out about it.
她们会来找你的 They'll be coming for you.
-不 -这是高质量种子 - No... - That is top quality seed.
多亏了你的小帮手 她们知道了 And thanks to your little helper, they know about it.
我告诉你 她们会想要更多 I'm telling you, they're coming for more.
她们用它来制造磁铁 They use it to make magnets.
我是一个爷爷了 I'm a granddad.
-你知道吗 -别破坏气氛 - You know... - Don't ruin it.
我没想破坏气氛 I-I wouldn't think of ruining it.
谢谢 Thank you.
伟大的成吉思汗 The great Genghis Khan...
我就知道 I knew it.
有超过一千六百万后代在世 ...has over 16 million living descendants.
这才叫种子 Now, that's a seed.
他必须要提到成吉思汗 He has to bring up Genghis Khan.
他有亲戚住在附近吗 Do any of his relatives live nearby?
事实上 有 Actually, yes.
他有个隔了30辈的曾孙女 Uh, he has a great-times-30 granddaughter
住在斯坦顿岛 who lives here in Staten Island.
你做了DNA检测了吗 吉尔莫 So, did you get your DNA tested, Guillermo?
做了 但你多半对结果 I did, but you probably wouldn't be interested
-没什么兴趣 -对 多半没有 - in finding out the results. - Yes. Probably not.
感谢你们的出席 Thank you for attending.
我主要是梅斯蒂索人 我之前已经知道了 I'm mainly mestizo, which I already knew.
3.12%的荷兰人 3.12% Dutch.
挺酷的 That's pretty cool.
这基本显示了我的家谱 This basically shows my family tree.
这是荷兰家族 There's the Dutch family,
名字叫范海辛 这 and the name is Van Helsing. That's...
这其实还挺有趣的 that's actually really funny.
我不知道你是否熟悉 Uh, 'cause I don't know if you're familiar with, uh,
范海辛是谁 who Van Helsing is...
最臭名昭著的吸血鬼杀手 The most notorious vampire killer.
我的血里有范海辛的DNA I have Van Helsing DNA in my blood...
这真的... which is...
但他不是真的 所以... But he's not real, so...
他不是真的 He's not real.
对吗 Is he?
我是说 吸血鬼是真的 但是… I mean, vampires are real, but...
我想可能也会有吸血鬼... I suppose there could be a vampire...
我喜欢吸血鬼 我… I love vampires. I-I...
我不小心杀了两个 I killed two accidentally.
退后 Stay back!
操 Oh, fuck.
我的小肚肚感觉怪怪的 只是… My tummy feels weird. Just...
想想 我午餐吃了什么 Think... what I had for lunch, I had for lunch...
我吃了 I had, um...
大蒜 garlic.
当我还是人类的时候 When I was a human man,
我的脸颊是玫瑰色的 而在两颊之间 I had rosy cheeks, yet in between those cheeks,
从来没有笑容 there was never a smile.
一天晚上 一切都变了 And then one night everything changed.
娜嘉从窗户进来 Nadja came through the window
夺走了我的生命 and took my life.
她为我的灵魂打开了一扇窗户 She opened a window to my soul
让黑暗进入 and let the darkness in.
我在为她创造一个特别的东西 I'm creating something very special for her.
还没有成形 It's yet to take shape.
完成之后 我想她会很感动的 When it does, I think she'll be very impressed.
我懒得再拿着这个了 你能把它拴起来吗 I can't be bothered to hold this anymore. Can you tether it?
-那个... -你他妈手里拿着什么 - Uh, actually... - What the fuck have you got in your hand?!
放下 Put that down!
那是木桩 你这个白痴 That's a wooden stake, you dickhead!
你让我买花园木桩 所以我... Well, you asked me to buy garden stakes, so I b...
让它们从我眼前立刻消失 自以为是的家伙 Get them out of my sight now, you smart-ass.
-好的 -你从哪买的 - Okay. - Where did you get them from?
-亚马逊 -好 赶紧上车 - Amazon, so... - Well, then you get in your car,
开回亚马逊 and you drive back to the Amazon.
不是那样 它是线上的 That's not how that w-- it's online.
闭嘴 把这个绑起来 Shut your mouth, and tie this thing up.
他妈的智障 Fucking halfwit.
木桩 这是他能带回家的最冒失的东西 Stakes! The most offensive thing he could bring into the house.
绑紧点 Tighter!
南多有20万后裔 So, Nandor has 200,000 descendants.
比起成吉思汗还是少了很多 Still far fewer than, uh, Genghis Khan.
我们要去拜访其中一位 Um, so we're gonna go visit one.
她的名字叫玛德琳 Her name is Madeline.
我要升到她窗子那看看她 I'm going to float up to her window and see her.
我还不打算做自我介绍 Not going to introduce myself yet.
不想吓到她 Don't want to frighten her.
我需要你在这个微妙的时刻支持我 I need you to be very supportive of me at this delicate moment.
我要给她礼物 Going to give her some gifts.
给她买了一个小泰迪熊 Got her a little teddy bear.
知道吗 Ugh. You know what?
我支持你 根本没用 This isn't working, me being supportive.
我感觉我在吃自己 I feel like I am literally eating myself.
是时候了 It is time.
别敲窗户 Don't tap on the window.
我看到她了 她睡着了 I see her. She's asleep.
她看起来怎么样 主人 How does she look, Master?
她比我预想的要老一点 She looks a little older than I was anticipating.
我一直想告诉您这事 她94岁了 That-That's what I was trying to tell you-- she's 94.
-这么年轻 -别敲窗户 - So young! - Don't tap on the window.
她在翻身 我要敲窗户了 She is stirring. I'm going to tap on the window.
-不要啊 -别啊 主人 别敲啊 - No. -N-No, Master, don't tap on the window.
玛德琳 Madeline!
敲 敲 敲 Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap!
-完了 -醒醒 - Oh, crap. - Wakey, wakey!
她醒了 She's awake.
来我这里 我的孩子 Come to me, my little one.
来 看 这是给你的 Come, look, this is for you.
我就是你的祖父 Your grandpappy is here.
打个招呼 Say hello.
这 This is...
不 Oh, no.
我就知道我不该去敲她的窗户 I knew I shouldn't have tapped on her window,
但是是你煽动我敲的 but you goaded me.
如果你的"煽动"是指 If, by "Goading," You mean my saying,
我说"你在任何情况下都不应敲她的窗户" "Under no circumstances should you tap on her window,"
那样是的 我煽动了你 then, yes, I goaded you.
对 就是这样 Yes, exactly. You see,
你就是煽动者 吉尔莫是煽动者 you are a goader, Guillermo is a goader.
你看到了煽动的机会 然后你做了什么 You saw an opportunity to goad and what did you do?
-你煽动了我 -好吧 - You goaded it. - Okay.
吉尔莫 Guillermo!
我的这种感觉是什么 What is this feeling i am feeling?
这是悲伤 主人 It's grief, Master!
悲伤 Grief?
我不喜欢 I don't care for it.
等一下 南多 Wait, wait. Nandor!
我怎么下去 南多 How am I supposed to get down, Nandor?
你煽动了我 现在你得走楼梯了 You goaded me, and now you got to take the stairs!
这就是为什么你不能喜欢上人类 This is why you don't get attached to humans.
他们不能活太久 They don't last long.
就像我亲爱的格雷戈尔一样 It is like with my sweet Gregor.
他重生 然后死去 He is reborn and then he dies.
一遍又一遍 And again and again and again.
每次他回来 我们的爱都被重新点燃 And every time he comes back, our love is reignited
像一大团火焰一样 like a big ball of flames,
然后他被残忍地斩首 and then he is brutally decapitated.
看这个 Look at this one.
这么漂亮的头发 Such a beautiful head of hair.
我喜欢他低声下气的样子 I like it when he's subservient,
但不是这样的 but not like this.
看 Hello!
♪ 格雷戈尔 你是最体贴的男孩* *Gregor, you are the sweetest boy ♪
♪ 孩子* *Kid.*
我要非常小心 以防拉兹洛看到 I have to be very careful in case Laszlo sees.
♪ 我可爱的格雷戈尔 ♪ ♪ My sweet Gregor ♪
♪ 格雷戈尔 能听见我吗 ♪ ♪ Gregor, can you hear me? ♪
♪ 格雷戈尔 听我唱这首歌 ♪ ♪ Gregor, hear me singing this song ♪
♪ 格雷戈尔 能听见我吗 ♪ ♪ Gregor, can you hear me? ♪
波赫佩西精神病医院
♪ 格雷戈尔 听我 ♪ -娜嘉 ♪ Gregor, hear me ♪ - Nadja.
普通病房
监控录像
-娜嘉 娜嘉 -*唱这首歌* - Nadja! Nadja! - ♪ singing this song... ♪
监控A 普通病房
我是格雷戈尔 I'm Gregor!
娜嘉 Nadja!
监控F 入口D
监控G1 东步行街
监控P3 卸货区
娜嘉 Nadja?
娜嘉 Nadja!
该死的 报警 Goddamn it. Call the cops.
南多尔邀请我们参加 Nandor has invited us to join him at the funeral
他的后代玛德琳的葬礼 of his descendant Madeline.
-等下 是在教堂里 -老天爷 - Wait. It's in a church? - Oh, bloody hell.
-当然 这是葬礼 -等一下 - Well, of course. It's a funeral. - But hang on.
这是晚上 里面不应该没有人吗 It's night. Shouldn't there be no one in there?
我把它改到了晚上 I got it changed to later in the evening.
-混蛋 -你怎么做到的 - Asshole. - How did you do that?
我 打电话说有炸弹恐吓 I... called in a... bomb scare.
-我不能进去 -是的 - I can't go in there. - No.
为了玛德琳 Do it for Madeline.
看看玻璃上的图案 Look at the pictures on the glass.
是食人族 It's the jeepers man.
一想到要进教堂 教堂 Thought of going in a church... church--
我说这个词都会感到紧张 makes me nervous to say the word.
我 I just...
能吓到我的东西不多 但这个 You know, there's not much scares me, but this...
她可以进去 为什么我们不行 看看 She can go in. Why can't we? Look at...
-因为她不是吸血鬼 -看看她 - Because she's not a vampire! - Look at her.
我是吸血鬼 我可以进去 I'm a vampire. I can go in.
元气吸血鬼可以随便进入朝圣之地 Energy vampires have no problems going into places of worship.
我们觉得那里是肥沃的觅食场 We find it to be fertile feeding ground.
-不 -真棒 柯林 - No! Ooh! - Wonderful, Colin.
你能进去替我们致敬吗 Can you go in and pay our respects,
我们就站在这儿 and we'll just stand here?
这跟觅食无关 This is not about feeding ground.
而是关乎我的曾曾曾曾 This is about my great-great-great-great-
曾曾曾曾曾曾 great-great-great-great-great-great-
曾曾曾孙女 拜托了 great-great-granddaughter. Please.
拜托 Please?
操 好吧 Fuck it. Fine.
-玛德琳 -再次申明 我可以进去 - Madeline. - Again, it's okay for me to go in.
我不会有事 I-I'm... I'm gonna be fine.
-玛德琳 -拉兹洛 - Madeline. - Laszlo.
带着巨大的悲伤 And it is with great sadness
和巨大的悔恨 and tremendous remorse
我们跟玛德琳·达维什道别 that we say good-bye to Madeline Darvish.
她没有自己的孩子 She did not have children of her own,
但很多人都把她当母亲一样看待 but many considered her a mother figure.
-请起立 -该死的起立 - Please rise. - Motherfucking rise.
-你起立 -你起立 - Then you rise. - You rise.
谢谢你们过来 I really appreciate you coming.
南多 我们得离开这里 Nandor, we got to get out of here.
抱歉 我不知道我还能坚持多久 I'm so sorry. I don't know how much longer I can last here.
南多 因为血我的睫毛膏花掉了 Nandor, my mascara is running because of the blood.
你看着很棒 You look great.
我得出去 I got to get out.
我不行了 I can't do this.
仪式很不错 但我着火了 It is a lovely service, but I'm on fire.
你的杖和竿 Your rod and your staff--
-让我感到慰藉 -谢谢你来 娜嘉 - they comfort me. - Thank you for coming, Nadja.
我也要走了 我宁愿看电视 Hey, I'm gonna go, too. I'd rather watch TV.
谢谢 柯林·鲁宾逊 Thank you, Colin Robinson.
我会永远居住在上帝之家里 And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
请坐下 Please be seated.
吉尔莫 Guillermo.
吉尔莫 我着火了 去拿水 水 Guillermo, I'm on fire. Get some water. Water.
好难过 我 So sad. I...
真的很想她 really miss her.
你拿的是圣水 吉尔莫 That was holy water, Guillermo.
你想杀死我吗 Are you trying to kill me?
她死得太早了 She died too young.
如果她家里人有谁 If anyone from the family would like
愿意说几句话的话 to say a few words...
现在可以上台了 n-now would be a good time.
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, my darling.
吸血鬼住所
晚上10点23分
杰弗逊大道西边 West on Jefferson Avenue,
警用直升机监控录像
一辆新款红色旅行车 got a late model red station wagon.
精神病人 逃跑的精神病人 10-96. Escaped mental patient.
我哥们肖恩 So, my boy Sean...
当地年轻人的Instagram故事
晚上10点26分
到东公园路上的小商店 ...came to the corner store down on Eastern Parkway
买扭扭糖 但他们只有家庭包装 to get some Twizzlers, but they only had a family size.
-闭嘴 闭嘴 看 -什么 我在说 - Yo, shut up, shut up, look. - What, man? I'm telling a...
什么鬼 什么 What the...? Dude, what?
我操 天呐 Holy shit. Oh, my God.
我靠 Dude, holy...
-我靠 天啊 -看看 - Holy shit! Oh, my God. - Oh! Look at that!
-看看 -我靠 - Look at that. - Holy shit.
娜嘉 Nadja!
-你还好吗 -我靠 - Are you okay? - Holy shit.
打扰下 喂 Excuse me. Yo, yo, yo.
等等 Wait.
天 Oh, my God.
娜嘉 Nadja!
哥们 那不是你的 Dude, that's not yours. Hey!
娜嘉 Nadja!
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娜嘉 Nadja!
靠 Shit.
娜嘉 Nadja!
-杰斯克 -娜嘉 - Jesk? - Nadja.
我的娜嘉 我听到你的电话了 My Nadja. I heard your call.
-嘘 -命运指引我来到这里 - Shh. - My destiny has brought me here,
和你在一起 and it is to be with you.
杰斯克 你不该来的 Jesk, uh, you-you shouldn't be here.
-我老公住在这儿 -老公 - My husband lives here. - Husband?
他块头很大 And he is very big, wide man,
-他喜欢咬人 -我不管 - and he loves to bite. - I don't give a shit.
-他喜欢咬人 -我们的命运不可否认 - He loves to bite... - Our destiny cannot be denied.
这是谁 亲爱的 Who's this, my darling?
来访的绅士 A gentleman caller?
不 就是我公园的朋友 Uh, no. This is just my friend from the park.
我们在聊天而已 We're having a quick catch-up.
我是来找娜嘉的 I am here for Nadja.
娜嘉是我妻子 Nadja... is my wife.
我该把你头砍了 I should cut your head off.
拉兹洛 你没必要这么做 Oh, Laszlo, you don't need to do that.
我总是把你的头砍了 I always have.
-什么 -什么 -我知道你是谁 - Wait. What? - What? - I know who you are.
外表也许变了 Outward appearance may have changed.
但是模式还是一样的 The pattern remains the same.
你重生 试图找到她 You get reborn, you try and find her,
然后我砍掉你的头 and I cut your head off.
该死 Oh, shit.
我做街头小偷的时候 When I was a street thief?
我手上拿着屠刀 I had the cleaver in my hand.
我做海军军官的时候 When I was a naval officer?
我拿着短剑上了那艘船 I was on board that ship with a cutlass.
我在战场上 When I was atop
-骑着那匹马的时候 -对 - that horse in the battlefield in... - Yeah, yeah.
还是我 That was me.
亚马逊探险者 The Amazon explorer?
猜猜是谁通报了当地土著 Guess who tipped off the natives.
-我做老鼠的时候 -我是猫 - When I was a mouse? - I was a cat.
他是洗衣女工的时候 When he was a washer woman?
-我们可以说一整晚 -真的吗 - We can do this all night. - Really?
-你真是个邪恶天才 -亲爱的 - You're an evil genius. - My darling,
每次步兵一出现 你就开始哭 every time doughboy turns up, you start crying.
我可接受不了 Now, I'm not having that.
你是我的宝贝 我要终结这胡扯 You're my sweet baby, and I'm here to stop that kind of jive.
身穿华丽黑色外套的疯狂骑士 Aw. Crazy knight in... shining black coat.
拉兹洛 Oh, Laszlo.
这太操蛋了 Well, this is fucked up.
-我们要杀了他吗 -不不 - Should we get on with it? - No. No.
让他度过完整的一生吧 亲爱的 Let him have at least one full life, my darling.
这是你想要的吗 Is this what you want?
什么 是的 Why... y-yes.
我建议你滚开 I suggest you fuck off
永远别再来造访我们 and never darken our doorstep again.
我能满足我妻子一切需求 明白吗 My wife has everything she needs with me. Is that understood?
再见 Good-bye.
也许我们可以下辈子再见 M-Maybe I'll see you in the next life.
-也许不会 -好的 - Yeah, maybe you won't. - Oh, okay. All right.
好的 我走就是 All right, all right. I'm going.
-也许你会的 -嗯 - May-Maybe you will. - Mm-hmm.
亲爱的 我给你创作了一个东西 Now, my darling. I've created something for you.
这是给你的惊喜 Here's your surprise.
是我 It's me.
这是我见过的 It is the most beautiful thing
最美的东西 my eyes has ever witnessed.
再见了 吾爱 Farewell, my love...
-没门 -拉兹洛 - Bloody not. - Laszlo, what the
-你他妈到底干了什么 -不 亲爱的 - fucking hell have you done?! - No, no, no, no, my darling.
我发誓 这根本不关我的事 I swear, that had nothing to do with me.
我就不打扰你跟这位 I'll leave you some time alone with...
随便他叫啥独处吧 whatever his name is.
格雷戈尔 Oh, Gregor,
谢谢你为我带来的美好时光 我们很快就会再见 thank you for all the lovely times, and I'll see you soon.
吉尔莫 Guillermo?
-在 主人 -你没事吧 - Yes, Master? - You all right?
我只是累了 主人 I'm just tired, Master.
你确定 You sure?
我确定 该睡觉了 Yes, I'm sure. Time for bed.
你基因分析的结果出来了吗 What were the results of your ancestry test?
就是典型的墨西哥人 Just... stereotypical... Mexican.
-彩罐农民 -彩罐农民 - Pinata farmers. - Pinata farmers. Mm-hmm.
没什么好觉得丢脸的 There's nothing to be ashamed of.
大家都爱彩罐 People love pinatas.
总有人得养那些五颜六色的驴子 Someone's got to breed those colorful donkeys.
谢谢 主人 Thank you, Master.
谢谢你助我度过这个最悲伤的晚上 Thank you for helping me tonight on my saddest night.
但是你的确往我身上洒圣水了 Even though you did throw holy water onto me!
你还记得吗 真的很疼 Do you remember that?! It really burned!
-对不起 -你为什么要这么做 - Sorry. - Why would you do that?!
不可理喻 Outrageous!
现在还疼 Aah, my burns!
就是因为被你洒了圣水 From the holy water that you threw on me.
记过一次 That is one demerit point for you,
你必须再做一年我的亲信 and one more year as my familiar.
晚安 Good night.
-吉尔莫 -嗯 - Guillermo? - Hmm?
你在想什么严肃的事吗 You're having a serious thought?
没有 No.
是的 你可能没有 Oh, yeah, you probably weren't.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 主人 Good night, Master.