斯坦顿岛 社区大学
我给了一位陌生女孩最美好的礼物 I have given a strange girl the most beautiful gift--
变成阴影中的 the gift of becoming a vampiric
吸血鬼一样的吸血生物 bloodsucking creature of the shadows.
你看见了吗 Did you see that?
她目前还没有 She has not yet blossomed
完全转化成吸血鬼 into her full vampiric state,
但我觉得她正在转化的过程中了 but I think she is on her way.
我他妈的是怎么了 Oh, what the hell is happening to me?
抱歉 我看着 Sorry if I don't
和我的正常状态不太一样 我只是... seem up to my normal self. I just...
我正在经历一些变化 I've just been going through changes.
做了一些疯狂的梦 Having crazy dreams.
超级诡异的 Like, super weird.
我的朋友们注意到了 My friends have noticed.
情绪波动 不正常的欲望 Mood swings. Unusual cravings.
我通常情况下是个弹性素食者 I'm usually a flexatarian.
还有谁 米开朗基罗 Who else? Michelangelo Buonarroti.
米开朗基罗 Michelangelo...
我的眼睛变得非常敏感 I've developed an eye sensitivity,
我的皮肤也是 and skin sensitivity.
而且有时... And sometimes...
有时我会有把我室友撕碎的冲动 Sometimes I have this urge to tear my roommate to shreds.
吸血鬼生活 第一季 第八集
谢谢大家前来参加这次家庭会议 Thank you all for coming to this house meeting.
我必须提醒大家 I must remind everyone
如果你把受害者诱拐回家 that if you are gonna entice a victim into the house
然后又没杀他们 and then you let them live,
那就得把他们送出去 show them out.
-明白了 -可以 - Loud and clear. - Fair enough.
-这是基本的礼貌 -好吧 没错 - It's common courtesy. - All right. Yes.
-确实 -是的 - It is. - It is.
以及 有没有可能 在你们离开屋子时 Also, is it possible, for when you leave the house,
把蜡烛吹灭 to blow out the candles?
看好了 Observe.
就那么简单 避免了重大灾难 Simple as that. Major catastrophe-averted.
那股恶心的腐烂味是哪来的 What is that disgusting putrefied smell?
像是...煮熟的蛇 Like a... snake in heat?
可能是我 That may be me.
我喷了新的古龙水 名叫"狂欢先生" I'm wearing a new cologne called "Mr. Hijinks."
-好吧 很好 我... -须后水吗 - Okay, great. I am... - Aftershave?
是古龙水和须后水的混合 It's a cologne/aftershave mix
-我在单位的洗手间找到的 -好极了 - and I found it in the bathroom at work. - Eh, great.
我们能别再谈论古龙水了吗 Can we just not talk about the cologne anymore, please?
-你为什么要喷古龙水 -嘘 - Why would you use a cologne? - Shush!
为了惹你烦 To annoy you.
-说得好 -拜托 我正在说话呢 - Touché. - Please, I am speaking here!
我当国家领袖那会儿 And when I was the leader of my country,
会把任何在我谈论蜡烛时 I would kill anyone who disrespected me
不尊重我的人都杀了 when I'm talking about candles.
你曾经是一个国家的领袖 You were the leader of a country?
对 我曾经是艾尔克兰乌达的领袖 Yes. I was the leader of Al Quolanudar.
听着像是你刚编出来的 That sounds like you just made it up.
-听起来太假了 -不 我不是刚编出来 - Sounds fake. - No, I have not just made it up.
这是个真实存在的国家 It's a real country.
不是假的 是真的国家 It's not a fake country, it's a real country.
艾尔克兰乌达 Al Quolanudar.
-愿神保佑你 -吉尔莫 - Bless you. - Guillermo,
用你那个很聪明的电话机器查一查 go on your intelligent telephone machine and look it up.
拼写是A Spell that A...
-A-L 另起一词 -好的 - A-L. New word. - Uh-huh.
-我查到了 -太好了 - I've got it. - Oh, great!
它现在怎么样 Uh, how-how is it doing?
不是很好 分裂了 Not so hot. It's dissolved.
-什么 什么时候的事 -1401年 - What? When did this happen? - 1401.
发现 To find out
自己的国家自从1401年之后就不复存在 that your country has not existed since 1401...
令我震惊至极 is a pretty sudden shock.
那曾是我的故土 It was my home.
对 我确实是因为抢劫 Yes, I was driven out for pillaging
杀人还有施行酷刑被赶了出来 and killing and torturing
把我赶走也并没什么不对 and that's fair enough, really.
但现在我还剩下什么 But now what do I have?
我失去了故土 Nowhere is my home.
看这个小家伙这副样子实在让我恶心 It is very disgusting for me to see this little one like this.
她就像一头残废的 She is like a disabled,
体弱多病的驴 very sickly donkey,
看着太过悲惨 that you want to smash in the skull because it is just
以至于你想捶烂它的脑袋 too pitiful to look at.
我估计我刚变成吸血鬼那会 Eh, I suppose I was not
也好不到哪里去 much different when I first became a vampire.
从来没人和我 No one had had
针对我的不洁转变对我进行过开导 "The talk" With me about my unholy transition.
从来都没有人指引过我 I had had no one to guide me.
这是我故土的一袋土壤 This is a bag of soil from my homeland
我旅行时会带上它 that I take with me when I travel.
这是艾尔克兰乌达仅存的东西了 'Tis all that is left of Al Quolanudar.
艾尔克兰乌达 Al Quolanudar!
艾尔克兰乌达 操 Al Quolanudar-- Shit.
我的天 Oh, my God!
算了 Forget it.
什么 What?
你被释放了 You are released.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
只是 It's just...
我刚发现我的国家已经不复存在了 I just found out that my country doesn't exist anymore
我对此感到非常郁闷 and I'm really depressed about it.
然后我就没食欲了 And I've lost my appetite.
你肯定不想听这都是怎么一回事 You don't want to hear about all this.
-你都逃跑了 -什么 - Y-You were running away. - W...
你还好吗 Are you okay?
谢谢你的关心 但真的 你走吧 It's kind of you to ask, but really, you go.
赶紧走 Flee. Flee!
主人 你还好吗 Master, are you all right?
我没有国家 我没有家 I have no country. I have no home.
什么 不 这是你的家 What? No, this is your home.
而且这就是你的国家 And this is your country.
不 都不是 No, it's not and it's not.
如果你是美国公民 也许你会感觉好点 Well, maybe you'd feel better if you were an American citizen?
-有可能吗 -当然 - Is that possible? - Of course.
对 Yes.
我要与这个邪恶的国家结盟 I will make an alliance with this unholy nation
然后让这里成为我的家 and make this place my home!
就是这样 There you go.
那里有个公交车站 I think that's a bus stop there.
我们家里见 I'll see you back at home.
我意识到 Yeah, it's become pretty clear to me
-我要变成吸血鬼了 -我咬了你的脖子 - that I'm turning into a vampire. - I bit your neck.
我让你喝我的血 你以为我在干什么 I made you drink my blood. What did you think I was doing?
我不知道 我只是以为吸血鬼并不存在 I don't know. I-I just didn't think vampires existed and...
你在讽刺我 You are giving me sarcasm?
我很喜欢 I-I enjoy.
我会永远觉得自己像个废物吗 Am I gonna feel like crap for all eternity?
宝贝 你觉得像废物因为你在吃废物 Darling, you feel like crap because you are eating crap.
你活得像个烟囱男孩 You are living like a little chimney boy.
如果你想成为一个强大的吸血鬼 If you want to be a powerful, strong vampire,
你必须要完成转化 you just have to complete your transition.
-我要怎么做呢 -亲爱的 没什么 - How do I do that? - Darling, it's nothing.
你只需要喝些人血 宝贝 You just got to drink some human blood, baby.
就这些 我会教你怎么杀人 That's all. I am going to teach you how to kill.
有没有什么办法我可以只喝他们的血 Okay, is there any way I could just drink their blood,
-但不杀他们 -嘘 - but not kill them? - Shh.
-你给我闭嘴 我的傻孩子 -好 - You just shut up now, my stupid little baby. - Okay.
我答应帮助我的主人 So, I promised to help my master
-申请公民身份 -什么事 - apply for citizenship. - Yes?
吉尔莫 完美 Ah, Guillermo. Excellent.
我打电话给了移民局 你有资格成为公民 I called Immigration and you are eligible for citizenship.
-你其实早就申请了 但没有完成 -很好 - You actually started the process, but you didn't finish. - Great.
我没有吗 I didn't?
没有 1992年 No. 1992.
我确实在92年申请了美国国籍 I did apply for my American citizenship back in 1992.
有五个原因也仅有五个原因 For five reasons and five reasons only:
约翰逊 乔丹 伯德 巴克利 尤因 Johnson, Jordan, Bird, Barkley, Ewing.
1992年美国奥运会 The starting lineup
男子篮球队首发阵容 for the 1992 U.S. Olympic men's basketball team.
梦之队 The Dream Team, baby!
我称这个区域为"灌篮区域" I call this my "Dunk Zone."
他们无情 They were merciless.
人类中的泰坦 Titans amongst men.
球场征服者 Conquerors of the court.
我只需对他们国家的宣誓效忠 I simply had to pledge my undying allegiance to their nation.
1992年发生了什么 Well, what happened in 1992?
你为什么没把这个流程完成 Why didn't you complete the process?
可能是因为那时候玛卡莲娜席卷了全国 Probably because the Macarena swept the nation.
玛卡莲娜: Los del Río于1993年发行的西班牙舞曲
所以 我真没时间做其他事情 So... I didn't really have time for anything else.
每个吸血鬼都有自己的特殊能力 Okay, every vampire has their own special power.
所以 我们得弄清你的是什么 So, we need to work out what yours is,
这样你就能诱捕再杀死你的第一顿人类美餐 so you can trap and kill your first human meal.
我可以像玉米卷一样卷起舌头 I can fold my tongue like a taco.
那是什么 别弄 What's that? Oh, no.
让我们试试 你来勾引我 No. Let's try-- You seduce me.
我只是个愚蠢的人类男子 I am just stupid human man.
哎呀 哎呀 我的蛋蛋 我想来杯啤酒 Oh, ouch, ouch, my balls. I-I'd love to drink a beer.
-好吧 -诱人地轻咬你的嘴唇 - Okay. - Bite your lip seductively.
好吧 诱惑可能不是你的特殊能力 Okay. Maybe seduction isn't your special power.
你的特殊能力是什么 Well, what's your power?
我是一个杰出的爬墙高手 I am an excellent crawler.
你看 You can see.
她简直无所不能 Oh, she can do everything.
来吧 试试看 也许你和我一样是个变态的爬行者 Come on, try it. Maybe you're a creepy crawler like me.
亲爱的 这很容易的 Darling, it's very easy,
你只要扒着墙就好了 you just scratch up the wall.
对的 来吧 就是这样 你做得... That's right. Come on. That's it. You're doing...
不 你没事吧 Oh, no, are you okay?
这他妈是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
这些乱七八糟的东西是什么 你在上面干嘛 What's all this mess and what are you doing up there?
冷静点 拉兹洛 Calm down, Laszlo.
我在教那个小憨吸血鬼怎么爬墙 I was just teaching the little stupid baby vampire how to crawl.
-谁 - 詹娜 - Who? - Jenna.
-谁是詹娜 -她就在那儿 - Who's Jenna? - She's right there.
好吧 我没看见你 Oh, right, I didn't see you.
她就该被关在他妈的笼子里 She should be in a bloody cage.
拉兹洛 Laszlo.
这么说也太坏了 That's a horrible thing to say.
看看你做了什么 毁了她的信心 Ah, see what you've done. Ruined her confidence.
-该死 -蠢货 - Damn. - Idiot.
想象一下我们在移民局 Okay, just imagine we're at the Immigration office
我是政府官员 and I'll be the government official.
你在什么时候什么地点出生的 When and where were you born?
艾尔克兰乌达 1262年 Al Quolanudar. Eh, 1262.
那是在哪儿 And where is that?
伊朗南部 Southern Iran.
也许别提伊朗最好 Maybe not mention Iran.
你为什么离开你的国家 Why did you leave your country?
很普通的原因 被农民赶跑了 Standard reasons. Uh, driven out by peasants.
你结过几次婚 How many times have you been married?
-就一次 -好 - Just the once. - Okay.
娶了37个女人 To 37 women.
詹娜 Jenna,
拉兹洛很抱歉 他有话要说 Laszlo is very sorry and he has something to say.
我说 小吸血鬼 I say, little vampire,
我很抱歉说你该被关在笼子里 I'm very sorry for saying you should be kept in a cage.
我所有知识和我最好的本领 All of my knowledge and the best of my abilities
会让你变成最厉害的吸血鬼 will turn you into the most impressive vampire there is.
好样的 Yes.
好啊 Hello.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Absolutely.
谁是乔治·华盛顿 Who is George Washington?
-乔治·华盛顿 -对 - George Washington? - Yes.
美国第一任同志总统 America's first gay president.
我不认为乔治·华盛顿是 I don't think that George Washington was actually...
是的 Yes.
-你好 南多 -你好 - Hello, Nandor! - Hello.
那是那个处女吗 Is that that virgin girl?
你好 Hi!
她现在是吸血鬼吗 Is she a vampire now?
她有尖牙和苍白的脸 Well, she's got fangs and the white pale face,
这是明显暗示 it's a pretty major clue.
哪个更好 Anyway, which one is better,
另类右翼还是反法西斯行动 alt-right or Antifa?
我想决定该加入哪个阵营 I'm trying to decide which team to join...
我刚得知娜嘉将一个 I just, uh, found out that Nadja has turned someone--
路人 这很疯狂 someone so random, it's crazy, like, it's crazy--
转化成了吸血鬼 into a vampire.
变成蝙蝠 The transformation into a bat
可能是吸血鬼能做的 is probably the most important thing
-最重要的事 -没错 - a vampire can do. - Yes.
有地方能放我的衣服吗 Do you have somewhere that I could put my clothes?
-不不 别这么做 -你干什么 - No, no, no. Don't do that. - Wait, what are you doing?
如果我要变成蝙蝠的话 我难道不需要 If I'm gonna be a bat, then don't I have to get...
裸 我的衣服该放哪 nak-- Where do my clothes go?
别纠结于这些细枝末节 Let's not get bogged down in the details.
-暂时把你衣服穿上 -好的 - Keep your clothes on for now. - Oh, okay.
嗯 Right.
我变成蝙蝠的时候 When I turn into a bat,
并没有什么特别的技巧 there's no real skill to it at all.
我就喊一声"蝙蝠" I just shout "Bat!"
人形 Human form!
就这样 Much like that.
该你了 Your turn.
好 Okay.
蝙蝠 Bat!
没事 冷静 别叫 It's okay, calm down and just stop screaming.
-可怕 -什么鬼 - Terrifying. - What the heck?
-那是什么玩意 -我不知道 - What would you even call that? - I don't know.
我们 人类 "We, the people..."
我们 人类 We, the people...
我们 "We, the..."
什么声音 What was that?
好像有人从屋顶扔了垃圾下来 Sounded like someone threw a bag of garbage off the roof.
那就去一探究竟啊 Well, go and investigate.
抱歉 你好 Sorry, hi.
-没错 一袋垃圾 -你好 - Yep. Bag of garbage. - Uh, hi.
你能放我进去吗 Is there any way you could let me back in?
嗯 Yeah.
你可以自己想办法 You can figure it out on your own
反正你现在是吸血鬼了 since you're a fucking vampire now.
吉尔莫 Guillermo?
我能听到你 I can hear you.
感官增强 Heightened senses.
我不明白 变成蝙蝠 I just don't understand. Turning into a bat
对吸血鬼来说再容易不过了 is the easiest thing for a vampire to do.
我对詹娜目前的进展并不感到失望 I am not disappointed with Jenna's progress so far.
也许她没有特殊能力 So, you know, maybe she doesn't have a special power.
那又如何 她是个低于平均水平的吸血鬼 So what? She's a below-average vampire.
无论如何 我觉得她准备好 Either way, I do think she's very much ready
享用她第一顿人类美餐了 for her first human meal.
我对你很有信心 I believe in you very much.
我们要去一个满是性感蠢货的派对 We are going to go to a party full of hot idiots.
我们命令你邀请我们 We demand you invite us
进入你的家庭狂欢 立刻 inside your house carnival, now.
不好意思 不行 Yeah, that's gonna be a "No."
我们想做什么就做什么 We will do whatever the hell we want to do.
在这之后你要更尊重女性 懂吗 And you will respect women a lot more after this, okay?
懂了 Okay.
美国公民暨移民服务局
显然 我会 Obviously, I'm just going to
催眠我的面试官给我公民身份 hypnotize my interviewer into giving me my citizenship.
你上次离开这个国家是什么时候 When was the last time you traveled out of this country?
听我说的话 Listen to my words.
你要授予我美国公民身份 You will grant me my American citizenship.
让我加入你的邪恶帝国 Make me one with your evil empire.
你觉得这是笑话吗 先生 Is this a joke to you, sir?
不 No.
-很好 -似乎 - Good. - It seems
政府员工对催眠术免疫 that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism.
好像他们灵魂死了一样 It's like their souls are dead or something.
请描述持有枪械的权利 Please describe the right to bear arms.
如果天气好 If it's a nice day,
你应该有权 you should have the right
暴露你的手臂 to bare your arms.
好吧 继续 All right. Moving on.
我侦测不到他们的人类迹象 I don't detect any human left in them.
好 这里有谁看着特别可口 Right. Who in here looks lovely, yummy-yummy,
让你有食欲 tasty enough to eat?
他怎么样 他看着很好笑 Oh, what about him? He looks like a really good laugh.
他是我统计课上的同学 He's in my stats class.
所以呢 So?
所以我不能杀他 So, I-I cannot kill him
因为这会毁了他家庭的 because that would be a very big blow to his family.
我情感上承受不了 I can't take that on emotionally.
拜托 亲爱的 听我说 Please, darling, listen to me.
这房间里全是混蛋 We are in a room full of pure asshole.
随便杀个人都是替天行道 真的 You can do no wrong. Honestly.
我相信你 亲爱的 I believe in you, my darling.
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
总统选举多少年举行一次 We elect a president for how many years?
一千年 A thousand years.
好 Okay.
宪法的前三个字 The idea of self-government
说明自治的概念 is in the first three words of the Constitution.
这三个字是什么 So what are these words?
嘿 你们 Hey... you guys.
好吧 Yeah. Okay.
宪法的作用是什么 What does the Constitution do for the people?
-它 -压迫他们 - It... - Oppresses them.
试图引起他的注意 亲爱的 Try and get his attention, darling.
可爱的红脸 Lovely red face.
你喜欢你的酒吗 Are you enjoying your drink?
你喜欢你的酒吗 Are you enjoying your drink?!
-他好像听不到我 -是的 - I don't think he hears me. - No,
也许是你还不够用力 I just think maybe you're not trying hard enough.
看我给你演示 Just watch me, okay?
你好 Oh, hello.
不好意思撞到了你 Oops, I'm... very sorry for bumping into you.
我过会儿会惩罚自己 I will punish myself later,
因为我是个坏女孩 'cause I'm such a bad girl.
你家长是谁 Who are your parents?
他们真坏 生了你这么大个儿子 They are very bad for making such a big boy.
我爱你 非常爱 I love you. So much.
看到没 很简单 See? It's very, very easy.
我想和你共度余生 Just might want to spend the rest of my life with you.
-我要做你的奴隶 -很好 - I live to be your slave. - Yes, yes.
上楼去 把你的头放进马桶 Now, go upstairs, put your head deep inside the toilet bowl,
然后冲7次 and flush it seven times.
你这是滥用权力吧 I think, I think that was an abuse of power.
只是虐待那个男孩 I think it's just an abuse of that boy.
我的天 Oh, my...!
你好 Hello.
你好 Hello?!
没事 没事 Okay. No, it's okay.
-他会道歉的 -不 - He'll-he'll apologize. - No.
你刚把你的 You have just spilled
一大杯蜂蜜酒洒在了我同伴身上 your tankard of mead all over my companion.
什么 谁 What? Who?
我 Me.
这毫无意义 没人看到我 This is pointless! Nobody sees me!
他们为什么看不到我 毫无意义 Why don't they see me? This is pointless!
不 亲爱的 不是毫无意义 No, darling, it's not pointless.
不 我不干了 我受够了 No! I'm done! I'm done. I've had it.
-谢谢 抱歉 -可是 - Thank you, I'm sorry. - But...
借过 你能 Excuse me! Could you just...
你能让开吗 Can you just get out of my way?!
让开 Get out of my way!
为什么没人听到我说话 Why does nobody hear me?!
什么 Wh--
你看到了吗 Did you see?
有人 天呐 Did anyone-- Really?!
詹娜 Jenna?
你刚才隐身了 You went invisible.
你们看到了吗 The-- Didn't you see it?
你有一个非常特别的能力 You have a very, very special power.
你将用其杀死很多人类 You are going to murder so many human people with this.
太棒了 Yes.
这是我这辈子最棒的一晚 This is the best night of my life!
-等等 -她去哪了 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. - Where has she gone?
德古拉来了 Dracula's in the house!
我的詹娜呢 Where's my Jenna?
在这儿呢 There she is!
这太棒了 This is amazing!
我有一个炫酷的吸血鬼能力 I have a cool vampire power.
不知道现在有没有人 Now, I wonder if anyone looks
看上去很可口美味 a little bit yummy-scrummy-bummy
能吸引你的嘴去杀死他们 for you to murder with your mouth right now, hey?
扶他起来 Pick him up!
-什么鬼 -嗨 - What the fuck?! - Hi.
你好 没事 Hey, there. Um, no, it's okay.
只需要一点冷冻 Just need a little bit of... little bit of chill.
抱歉 别动 Okay, s-sorry. Hold-hold still.
我得凝固住你的血 Just gonna get the lid on nice and tight on your blood,
这样就不会在我书包里泄漏 so it doesn't, um, leak in my backpack.
我完成了你给我的任务了 女主人 I've done as you asked, Mistress.
现在别来找我 大男孩 Not now, big boy.
去吃点砖块 Go and eat some bricks.
为了测试你的英语理解力 Now, to test your English comprehension,
我将请你朗读《宣誓誓词》 I'm going to ask you to recite the Oath of Allegiance.
好 Okay.
我在这里郑重宣誓 "I hereby declare, on oath,
我完全放弃我对以前所属任何外国亲王 "That I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure
君主国家或主权之公民资格 "All allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince
绝无任何心智障碍 "And without any mental reservation
借口或保留 请...保佑我 "Or purpose of evasion, so help me G--"
请...保佑我 So help me G--
我能跳过最后这句吗 Could I possibly just skip the last bit? Huh?
请上帝保佑我 So help me God!
准备好走了吗 You ready to go?
我没有过 I didn't pass.
丢人丢到外太空去了 Made a fool out of myself.
我没有祖国 没有家 I have no country, I have no home.
我没有同胞 I have no people.
我就像只迷路的鸭子 I'm like a little lost duck,
在海上漂泊 floating about in the middle of the ocean.
你能别抱怨了吗 Oh, will you stop fucking complaining?
-你说什么 -我听够了 - Excuse me? - You know, I'm tired of it.
那又如何 你不是美国公民 So what? You're not a fucking American citizen.
你不是任何地方的公民 You're not a citizen of anything.
你是吸血鬼 You're a vampire!
好吗 你可以飞 Okay? You can fly.
你可以变成蝙蝠去任何地方 You can transport anywhere as a bat!
你永生不死 You are immortal.
你知不知道人们 Do you have any idea how much
为了成为你 people would pay, who they would kill
愿意给多少钱 愿意杀死谁吗 just to be who you are?
为了处于你的境地 To be in your shoes?
为了处于你的境地 In your fucking shoes!
你应为自己感到骄傲 You should be fucking proud of yourself.
为你的身份感到骄傲 Proud of who you are.
吉尔莫 Guillermo.
你说得对 You are right.
我是吸血鬼 I am a vampire.
一个又酷又强大的吸血鬼 A cool and powerful vampire.
听听我的话 Hear my words!
我是个骄傲的吸血鬼 I am a proud vampire!
我不会向你们 I will not bow down
可悲的官僚制度屈服 to your pathetic bureaucracies.
你们得向我屈服 It is you who will bow down to me!
我不需要你们的公民身份 I don't need your citizenship.
我会永世统治地球 I will rule this earth for eternity
而你们只能腐烂 as you rot
骨头化成灰烬 and your bones turn to dust!
是的 Yes!
响起警报吧 Sound the alarms!
不会造成任何影响 It won't make no difference!
吉尔莫 Guillermo...
谢谢你刚才跟我说的道理 I appreciate you telling me how it is back there.
你的语气很不敬 不过 Your tone was highly disrespectful, but...
你说得对 you were right.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
既然你找回了自信 I guess now that you have your, uh, confidence back
你可能需要个吸血鬼助手 you probably need some vampire sidekick to...
不用了 Nah, I'm good.
这绝对是我这辈子最棒的一晚 Hands down, the best night of my life.
-我隐身 -是的 - I mean, I'm invisible... - Yes.
吃了我第一个人 ...I ate my first dude,
我从没熬夜到这么晚 and I've never stayed up this late.
我们能看日出什么的吗 Can we, like, watch the sun rise or something?
那会很棒的 That would be so nice.
我们可以套近乎 We could cozy up.
关于这个 About that, um...
很有意思的故事 Funny, very funny story.
你再也不能走到阳光下了 You can never go in the sun again,
因为如果你这么做 because if you do,
你就会烧成一个火球 you will burst into a boiling ball of flame.
抱歉 Sorry.
我有点失望 I am a little disappointed
我没有成为美国公民 I didn't get to be a American citizen.
我本来很期待买一把枪的 I was really looking forward to buying a gun.
你不用做公民也能拥有枪 Oh, you don't need to be a citizen to get a gun.
他们会卖给任何人 They'll give those to anyone.
-是吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
即使在艾尔克兰乌达 如果你想买剑 Even in Al Quolanudar you couldn't get a sword
就会被调查背景 without the checking of your background.
我知道了 I got it!
什么 怎么了 What? What is it?
摩托头盔可以保护吸血鬼不受阳光照射 Motorcycle helmets protect vampires from the sun.
你没看过《刀锋战士》吗 Haven't you seen Blade?
他们戴上头盔 They put the things on
然后阳光就伤害不了你了 and then the sun can't hit you.
相信我 Trust me.
这对我们来说都是充满第一次的一晚 It's the night of many firsts, for both of us.
你现在是一个完成转化 强大的吸血鬼 You are now a full, strong vampire.
你不再需要我 You no longer need me.
你永无止境的旅途也从而开始 And thus, your never-ending journey begins.
-好令人激动 -是啊 - It's so exciting! - It is!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 Curse!
好烫 Oh, that's very hot!
我们快走 Let us go!