吸血鬼住宅 晚上7点45分
吉尔莫 我需要你明天出去一趟 Guillermo, I want you to go tomorrow,
去买一些那种东西 and I want you to get some of those things
人类用来闻的东西 和"软管"押韵 that humans use for smelling. Rhymes with "Hoses."
鼻子 Noses?
不 是一根绿色带刺的东西 No. It's a green, spiky stick.
最顶上有颜色的 You know, with the colors on the top.
拿着红色的可以说 "我爱你 这儿是一些..." You got the red. "I love you. Here's some..."
-玫瑰 -玫瑰 对了 - Roses. - Roses, yes.
男爵的阁楼有点潮湿的味道 The Baron's attic has got a bit of a dank whiff.
自从男爵来了之后 Since the Baron arrived,
南多
大家一直压力很大 things have been very stressful.
那是我们的亲信 That's our familiar.
他当下正住在我们的阁楼 然后... He's staying in our attic at the moment, and
有好大的储藏空间我们都不能用了 that's a lot of storage space that we-we can't use.
他到底什么时候走啊 When is he going to leave, anyway?
嘘 娜嘉 Shh, Nadja!
吉尔莫 Guillermo.
快拉上啊 Well, pull it, then.
太大声了 Too loud!
-他得安静一点 -没错 - He needs to pipe down with that. - Yes.
-他什么时候才走啊 -嘘 - When will he leave? - Shh.
娜嘉 你必须得小点声 亲爱的 Nadja, you must keep your voice down, my darling.
看在老天的份上 我才不怕他呢 Oh, for goodness' sake, I'm not scared of him.
男爵醒来了 The Baron has awakened?
抱歉 刚刚那是表肯定吗 Sorry, was that a yes?
刚刚那是点头吗 Was it a nod?
不是 我问了之后她就做了这个动作 No, I asked and she went, she went and did this.
那就是点头 我之前看她做过 That is a nod, I've seen her do it before.
什么 这个吗 像这样 What, this? Like this?
-他醒了 -他醒了 - He's awake. - He's awake.
他醒了 Oh, he's awake.
好了 我可以感受到他的能量 All right, I-I can feel his energy,
很黑暗 很愤怒 it's very dark and angry,
我觉得是针对你们的 and I think it's pointed at you guys.
你们太惨了 Hate to be you guys.
吸血鬼生活 第一季 第六集
几个世纪前在欧洲 In Europe, a couple of centuries ago,
拉兹洛和娜嘉
男爵是个可有意思的人了 the Baron was a fun guy.
-我们一起做了些乱七八糟的事情 -的确 - And we got up to some very messy business together. -Yes.
问题在于 Problem is,
他最近的一些想法 he's turned up recently
只能说是非常过时 with what only can be described as pretty old-fashioned ideas.
他执念于吸血鬼要征服人类 He's obsessed with the idea of vampires taking over all humans,
这种想法乍一听 你会觉得"这个主意不错" which, at first, you're like, "Oh, that's a cool idea,"
然后 你会觉得 but then, after a while, it's like,
"不对 我们为什么要这样做呢" "Sorry, why are we doing this?"
是啊 Yeah.
你可以拿蛋蛋打赌 要是我们拿不出个 You can bet your balls he's gonna be furious
征服方案的话 他一定会暴跳如雷 we haven't come up with a conquering plan.
也许他没生气 也许他只是想聊天 Maybe he's not angry. Maybe he's just wanting a chat?
聊聊吸血鬼最新的八卦 Get up with the latest vampire gossip.
不太可能 南多 That's highly unlikely, Nandor.
那家伙是个变态 The man's a fucking psychopath.
我觉得他会把我们都杀了 I think he's going to kill us all.
那倒是很可能 That's more likely.
男爵 我们到了 Baron, we are here.
其实 真的没必要搞什么隆重登场 But there's really no need for any kind of grand entrance.
或者就按你的来 那也行吧 Or j-just do your bit-- that's fine, too.
我睡眠...结束了 My slumber is... complete.
太好了 我们不确定 Great. Uh, we weren't sure
你是想要我们征服整个北美 that you wanted us to conquer the whole of North America,
还是就征服几条街道 or just, you know, maybe a couple streets?
安静 Silence!
我听说新世界非常美好 I have heard so much of the wonders of this New World,
但是除了这个阁楼 我什么都还没看过 yet I have seen of it not but this attic.
那要不要我们给你弄台电视过来 Uh, would you like us to get you a TV?
不用 No.
我想亲眼去看看 I want to see the sights.
我想找个晚上进城看看 I want a night on the town.
晚上进城吗 A night on the town?
真的吗 你这个样子出去会不会有点不太好 Really? I mean, won't that be a bit difficult with your, um...?
你说什么 You were saying?
没事 我们肯定能帮你融入进去的 No, but I'm sure we can help you fit in.
那太好了 Marvelous.
不要紧张 Ah, relax.
这会很有趣的 This is going to be fun.
不是的 No.
那是拍纪录片的工作人员 Oh, that's the documentary crew.
非常抱歉 We are so sorry that...
我们的客人吃了你们的录音师 our houseguest ate your sound recordist.
这... "征服美国"是怎么回事 This... what is this "Conquering America" stuff?
他要害死我们 He's going to get us killed.
除非他想亲自先杀了我们 Not unless he tries to kill us himself first.
他把我从房间一边扔到了另一边 He threw me straight across the room.
最重要的是 我们 Most importantly, we are...
他吃了我们的录音师 这太... ...that he ate your sound recordist. That was very...
是啊 不太厚道 我们会 Yeah. Wasn't very cool. We'll, uh,
我们会确保你们的安全 we'll make sure we look after you people.
我们要怎么做到 And how are we going to do that?
我不知道 I don't know, uh...
吸血鬼宅邸 晚上8:50
很显然这是个陷阱 Of course it's a trap.
为什么男爵要在夜间外出 Why would the Baron want to go on a night out?
因为他想知道我们占领了美国多大的区域 Because he wants to know how much of America we've conquered.
当他发现我们只占领了我们的街道 And when he finds out that we've just conquered our street
还有部分艾什莉街 他会杀了我们的 and part of Ashley Street, he's going to kill us.
但如果我们真的认为他会"干掉"我们 But if we seriously think he's gonna "Quack" Us...
-我们就是这么认为的 -那我们应该先"干掉"他 - Which we do. - then we should "Quack" him first.
你想让我们干掉他 You want us to quack him?
是的 如果你认为他要先"谋杀"我们 If you think he's gonna "Whack" us first, yes.
拉兹洛 小点声 我们不要再讨论此事了 Laszlo, be quiet. We will not discuss this any further.
这是对我们恪守的 It is the greatest violation
非自然秩序的最大侵犯 of the unnatural order by which we live.
再说了 他会死吗 Also, can he even die?
你开心了 你把我们三个都吓坏了 You happy now? You just scared the shit out of all three of us?
你现在都不敲门了 You don't knock anymore?
你翅膀硬了 Is this the new you? Hmm?
对不起 我只是想提醒你们男爵准备好了 Sorry, I just wanted to inform you that the Baron's ready.
-上帝啊 -他真可怕 - God... - He's really terrifying.
没事的 我们都很可怕 我们是吸血鬼 Yes, okay, well, we all are, we are vampires.
出去 Get out.
我们要将今夜叫做 We shall call this night Operation...
误杀男爵行动 Accidentally Kill the Baron.
绝对不行 至少换个名字 Absolutely not. At least think of a different name.
就当作我们从没说过这些话 This conversation never happened.
她一直看着我 She keeps looking at me.
别看她 Don't look at her.
该死 他戴着两个襞襟 Bloody hell, he's wearing two ruffs.
开始我们进城的狂欢之夜吧 Let our grand evening on the town commence.
太棒了 Yes! Very good. Yes.
你是打算穿这个出门吗 Yes, uh, this is what you're going to wear?
不对吗 Is it not right?
是 我的意思是你看起来像 屠狗者 Y-Yes, I mean, you look the... dog's knackers.
但是 在我们那里 两个襞襟 But, um, where we come from, two ruffs
代表你愿意做任何事 means you're up for anything.
-最好就是与周围融为一体 像我们这样 -是的 - Uh, it's best just to kind of blend in like-- like we are now. - Yes.
我明白了 Yes, I see.
我想在平民中间行走且不被发现 I want to walk amongst the commoners unnoticed.
-对 -贫民中的王子 - Yes. - A prince amongst paupers.
-说得对 -正是 - Yes, very good. Very good. - Exactly.
两个襞襟不会错错得对 Two ruffs don't make a right.
柯林·鲁宾逊 Colin Robinson.
你好 Uh... hello.
你不会碰巧有什么 You wouldn't happen to have any
人类的衣服借给男爵吧 human-type clothes to lend to the Baron?
我可以找一下 Uh, yeah, I-I could scrounge something up.
你穿什么码 What size are you?
这个码数 Mm, this size.
你想走什么风格 And what kind of vibe are-are you going for?
牛仔裤 T恤 Jeans, T-shirt?
你喜欢穿牛仔裤和T恤吗 Are you a jeans and T-shirt type of guy?
短裤就算了 Probably not shorts.
也许灯芯绒的衣服 条纹灯芯绒 Um, maybe some cords, some w-wale cords.
他不会来 对吗 He is not coming along, is he?
我会处理好的 I will take care of it.
好吧 但不要小题大做 Oh, okay. But don't make a big thing out of it.
吸血鬼在人类中间潜伏了数千年 Vampires have hidden amongst humans for millennia.
族群里有些人认为 There are some in the community that believe
吸血鬼应该统治世界 that vampires should rule the world.
其中一个人就是男爵 One such person is the Baron.
而他变成了一个大混蛋[屌] And he's become a massive prick.
完全同意 Absolutely agree.
这很讽刺 因为他没有 Which is ironic, because he doesn't have one.
他在哪 Where is he?
他刚刚还在我们后面 He was right behind us.
他会把城里的人都吓坏的 He's going to frighten the townspeople.
汤普金斯大道 晚上9点30分
-靠 -这边很多都是酒馆 - Holy shit. - A lot of these buildings are, uh, taverns,
-或者他们管这叫 酒吧 -别理他 - or bars as they call them. - Don't mind him.
-你看见了没 -怎么这些路人 - Did you see that? - Why are these pedestrians
龇牙咧嘴地看着我们 making rictus faces at us?
魔鬼逊毙了 Devils suck, man.
我们是吸血鬼 We are vampires!
你在搞什么 What are you doing?
他真的就是到处 He is literally going around,
跟人说 "很高兴认识你 我是吸血鬼" telling everyone, "Nice to meet you, I am vampire."
你懂的 你没法一直借口 And, you know, there's only so many times
说他是在搞笑 看看那张脸 you can say that he's joking, because look at his face.
拉兹 娜嘉 Yo, Laz. Nadja.
我刚刚给大赛囤了些啤酒 I was just, uh, stocking up on some brews for the big game.
肖恩 人类邻居
这家伙是谁 Who is this guy?
别 别 这是我们的邻居肖恩 陛下 No, no, no. This is our neighbor Sean, sire.
我们把垃圾桶忘在门外的时候 他会把它们拿进来 He brings our trash cans in when we forget them.
卧槽 他怎么 What the fuck? How did he...?
闭嘴 你要忘记 Shut up. You won't remember anything
之前5分钟的事 from the last five minutes.
拉兹 娜嘉 Yo, Laz, Nadja.
我刚去囤啤酒了 I was just going to stock up on some more brews.
-不 不 不 不 -别 别 别 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no...
我们要用被征服者的尸身 We will fill this place
礼品店 晚上9点40分
填满这个地方 with the carcasses of the conquered.
有的人类将成为奴隶 Some humans will become slaves.
剩下的 就当做食物 The rest, food.
奴隶 Slave.
食物 Food.
他疯得像个石蜡香蕉 He's as mad as a wax banana.
他就是个累赘 He's a fucking liability.
我觉得他死了最好 I think it might be better if he dies.
不如我们把他的棺材送上邮轮 How about we just put his coffin on a nice, long ocean journey?
看看这个神奇的法宝 Look at this wonderful talisman.
需要我和店主砍下价吗 Need I haggle with the proprietor?
-直接放进你口袋就好 -行了 - Just put it in your pocket. - Hmm. It is done.
我看看 要喝什么 要... Let us see, what to drink. What to...
不不 Oh, no, no.
替我们给他个拥抱 Oh, give him a nice hug from us.
-他还好吗 我 -哈哈 - Is he okay? I... - Ha, ha.
亲爱的 嗨 Whoa, dear. Hi.
男爵现在很吵 明目张胆 The Baron is being very loud and obvious
同时很吸血鬼和鲁莽 and vampirey and reckless.
他酒精浓度很高 He had a very high alcohol content.
你们说我们要不要移走尸体 Do you think maybe we should move the body?
他刚袭击了一个醉汉 Now he's just gone up to a drunk man
他吸了那醉汉的血 and he's drunk the drunk man's blood
现在他也醉了 that has made him drunk.
好了 这 Okay. That's a...
就是有点晕 好了 Just a little dizzy. Okay.
有点晕 有点晕 A little dizzy, little dizzy.
我好多了 I am better.
我恢复了 Back in the saddle.
恢复好可以继续喝酒了 The drinking saddle!
操蛋 That was bollocks.
艾尔莫·格林酒吧 晚上10点10分
你们就和瘟疫一样有趣 You people are as much fun as the plague.
记得那场瘟疫吗 当时多有趣 Remember the plague? And how much fun it was?
就是这样 That's this.
-我们把这里的气氛搞活跃起来吧 -别太活跃 - Let's liven this place up. - Not too lively.
务必与大家融为一体 顺其自然 It's very important to just blend in and go with the flow.
或者我们可以"喝血" Or we could do shots.
喝血 喝血 喝血 Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots,
喝血 喝血 喝血 shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots,
喝血 喝血 喝血 shots, shots, shots, shots.
老天 For God's sake.
谁想来喝血 Oh, who wants a shot?
喝喝也无妨 We could do shots.
等一下 Just a minute.
弓路酒吧 凌晨12点15分
我说 And I said,
不 你想要我把木桩插在哪 "No, how do you like your stakes?"
然后就刺穿了他的心脏 And pushed it right through his stupid heart.
其实我不是真的男爵 You know I'm not really a baron.
你是的 Yes, you are.
你就是男爵 You're the Baron.
不 我不是 那是昵称 No, I am not. It was a nickname.
目的是取笑我 To tease me.
不育 不 育 Barren, B- A- R- R- E- N.
因为我无法繁殖后代 Because I cannot sire offspring
因为我没有生殖器 due to my lack of genitals.
-看吧 -确实没有 - Hello-- whoop! - There it isn't.
我喜欢 I like it.
我只想要一个自己的孩子 All I ever wanted was a child of my own.
我也不知道 男爵 Well, I don't know, Baron.
也许我们可以做你的孩子 Maybe we could be your children.
-是的 -是的 - Yes. - Yes.
-对 -还有 - Yes. - Also, maybe
你要不要把你裤子拉上去 you want to pull your pants back up now or...?
当然 Hmm? Oh, of course.
男爵 他跟我们讲了悲伤的故事 The Baron, he told us very sad story.
我们现在或许不会杀了他 We might not kill him now--
不会杀他 no, not going to kill him.
太难了 It's just hard.
伊比斯屋 凌晨2点07分
我以前很享受杀戮的感觉 I used to derive such pleasure from killing,
但现在 这只是一种习惯 but now... it's just a thing I do
因为 为什么 because... why?
因为我一直在杀人吧 Because I've always done it, I guess?
还有这些压倒我的黑暗怒火 And these dark rages that overtake me,
我的心智在吞噬着自己 oh, my mind is devouring itself.
我们都在经历苦难 We're all going through shit.
我们这一行很艰难 It's hard doing what we do.
那个 You know...
这会听上去很怪 但是 this is going to sound odd, but...
我本来是打算今晚杀了你们的 I was thinking of killing all of you tonight.
真的 Yeah, yeah, I was.
我成什么了 What have I become?
猜猜怎么着 Guess what.
我们今晚本来也想杀了你 We were going to kill you tonight, too.
我们本来要杀你 We were going to kill you!
是拉兹洛的主意 It was, it was Laszlo's idea.
是的 Yeah, it was.
他拿着木桩 He had the stake,
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
他开玩笑的 He was just joking, it was,
就是我们在讨论的一个点子而已 it was just an idea that we were kicking upstream.
只是在假设而已 Was more of a "What if" Situation.
-我们开始假设 然后就否决了 -闭嘴 - Like, "What if?" And then "No." - Shut up.
你们讨论 You... "Kicked upstream"
杀掉我的 the idea of killing...
点子 me?
就是个玩笑 As a joke. Nothing more.
逗大家开心 Just a-- a laugh.
什么都没发生 Nothing happened.
-你们的表情 -男爵 - Your faces! - Oh, the Baron...
你个混蛋 You shithead.
我为你们感到骄傲 Oh, I am proud of you.
我要是你们 我也会这么做的 If I were you, I would have done the same thing.
知道我一直想尝试什么吗 You know what I have always wanted to try?
-吃屎 -不是 - Coprophilia. - No.
披萨馅饼 Pizza pie.
有他们说得那么好吃吗 Is it as wonderful as they sa...?
吃屎 Coprophilia?
陛下 这是个馊主意 Sire, this is an even worse idea
比当初入侵维也纳还奇葩 than when we tried to invade Vienna.
会让你很难受的 It's certainly going to make you very ill.
我要吃披萨馅饼 I'm having pizza pie.
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
蒜有点灼烧感 不过 The garlic burnt a little, but...
掉下去了 Down he goes.
又飞起来了 He's up again.
男爵吃了人类的食物 The Baron has eaten some human food
现在他的身体被他的呕吐物驱动着 and now his body is being propelled around by his own vomit.
-他没事吧 -他去哪 - Is he all right? - Now, where's he going?
这就是目前的情况 So, that's what's happening right now.
他在那呢 There he is.
太值了 Totally worth it.
接下来做什么 What is next?
零自由广场 凌晨3点
我们吸了一些人的血 We drank the blood of some people,
但他们嗑了药 but the people were on drugs
现在我是个巫师 and now I am a wizard.
男爵其实是个很好的人 The Baron is, is very, actually... great man...
我吸了药血 I drank the drug blood.
是的 我吸了药血 Yes, I drank some drug blood.
我们吸了 我们吸了药血 We drank-- we've done some drug blood.
♪ 现在是这个季节的 ♪ ♪ It is the time ♪
♪ 时候 ♪ ♪ Of the season ♪
♪ 当爱意渐浓 ♪ ♪ When the love runs high ♪
卡拉OK套房 凌晨4点27分
♪ 现在是 ♪ ♪ It is the time... ♪
这是我记忆中的男爵 That's the Baron I remember.
玩得很尽兴 Having a really great time,
但就快日出了 but it's almost sunup.
我们该走了 不然会被烧焦 I think we should leave soon, otherwise we're gonna be fried.
♪ 现在是爱情的 ♪ ♪ It's the time of the season ♪
♪ 季节 ♪ ♪ For loving ♪
拉兹洛 你看看他们有没有 Laszlo, can you see if they have
《Girl in the Village with the One Small Foot》 "Girl in the Village with the One Small Foot"
Vasilios the Balladeer唱的 by Vasilios the Balladeer?
-好 -算了 - Yep. - Never mind.
我要无伴奏演唱 I'll sing a cappella.
好 Okay.
♪ 村里有个姑娘 ♪ ♪ There was a girl in the village ♪
♪ 她的脚很小 ♪ ♪ She had one very small foot ♪
♪ 她的脚是落在井里了吗 ♪ ♪ Did she lose her foot in the well? ♪
-该回家了 -*无人知晓* - It is time to return to our den. - * No one knows ♪
♪ 无人知晓 ♪ -派对结束 - * No one knows... * - Party's over.
我说该走了 I said we are leaving!
-我们该走了 -嗯嗯 - We should go. - Yeah, yeah.
吸血鬼住宅 凌晨5点53分
太阳要升起了 The sun is coming.
门有卡住了 The door's stuck again.
大家快点 太阳要升起了 Everyone, quickly, the sun is coming.
♪ 派对 ♪ -快 - * Par- tay! * - Come on.
一步一步走 男爵 Just one foot at a time, Baron.
有人玩得很开心啊 Someone sure had a good time, huh?
柯林·鲁宾逊 我们很想你 Colin Robinson, we missed you.
-嗨 -什么 - Hi. - What?
你们怎么了 What-What's wrong with you?
我们嗑药了 We are on drugs.
你吃过披萨馅饼吗 Have you partaken of the pizza pie?
我可以 我可以 I can do this, I can do this.
不 阳光 Oh, no, the sunlight.
拉兹洛 Laszlo!
小心 小心 Careful. Be careful.
天啊 Oh, man.
看看这个 等等 Look at this... wait.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
不 阳光 No, the sunlight.
我好怕 I'm so scared.
不要 男爵 No, no, no, Baron.
-男爵 -不要 - Baron... - No, no, no, no!
不不 慢点 很危险 No, no, no, no, go easy. It's dangerous, man.
他真蠢 拜托 男爵 He's being an idiot. Come on, Baron.
你们一群怂货 You're a bunch of pussies...
看看你做了什么 See what you've done.
-看到没 -你把自己伤到了 - Did you see that? - You hurt yourself.
-拜托 男爵 -穿上你的睡裙 - Come on, Baron. - Put your night skirts on
-回到棺材里 -好的 - and go to coffin. - All right, okay,
-好了 -回到棺材 男爵 - okay, okay. - Go to coffin, Baron.
脱掉这玩意 我不知道怎么脱 Thing off, I don't know how to work this.
该死 Oh, shit.
男爵 Baron?
真是意外 Well, that was unexpected.
你好呀 Hello.
-靠 -靠 - Shit. - Shit.
-他死了吗 -不 - Is he dead? - Oh, no.
哎哟 Ouchie.
有点疼 Just a little sore.
天 Oh, God--
真幸运 没有碰到这些木桩 lucky I missed these wooden stakes.
他没事 He's safe.
我没事 I am okay.
什么味道 What's that smell?
我把玫瑰买回来了 Hey, I got the rose...
操 Fuck.
操 Oh, shit.