他真的好能喷 He was a real spurter.
是啊 肯定有高血压 Yeah, must have had high blood pressure.
应该去看内科医生 Should probably see a physician.
现在绝对要去看了 Well, he definitely should now.
拉兹洛 我感觉狂热 Oh, Laszlo, I feel wild.
我想做点愚蠢又疯狂的事 I want to do something stupid and crazy.
好啊 我们去卧房 All right. What say we retire to our bedchamber
然后穿上非正式的晚装 and slip into some informal evening wear?
我指的是裸体 And by that, I mean the nude.
拉兹洛 Oh, Laszlo.
拉兹洛 Laszlo?
看 Shh. Look.
那是我们的新邻居 菲尔 That's our new neighbor, Phil.
餐前酒 我的暗黑公主 Digestif, my darkest princess?
拉兹洛 我们才吃过 Laszlo, we've just eaten.
我想做点不一样的事 I want to do something different.
要不你在一旁看我进食 这很重口 Well, why don't I eat and you watch? That's kinky.
是吗 Is it?
像傻子一样斗嘴 Bickering like a couple of ninnies.
是啊 就像"我们懂的 I know, right? It's like, "Sheesh. We get it.
你们在一起几个世纪了" You've been together for centuries."
他们是吸血鬼 Those are vampires.
你没资格骂他们 You don't get to insult them.
-我只是 -你不是吸血鬼 - I was just... - You're not a vampire.
-抱歉 主人 -老天 - I'm sorry, Master. - Geez.
拜托 我们懂了 I mean, come on, we get it already.
你们结婚几个世纪了 You've been married for centuries.
看好了 Watch this.
蝙蝠 Bat.
快点吧 拉兹洛 Just get on with it, Laszlo.
过来 菲尔 Come to me, Phil.
屈服于我的黑暗力量 Submit to my dark power.
我上次感觉到他的黑暗势力是什么时候了 When was the last time I felt his dark power?
我叫你过来 菲尔 I say come to me, Phil.
我看不下去了 I'm not staying for this.
-你无聊死了 -屈服于我的黑暗力量 - You're being very boring. - Submit to my dark power.
菲尔 我回家了 Phil? I'm home.
-菲尔 你在和谁说话 -该死 蝙蝠 - Phil? Who are you talking to? - Shit. Bat!
我去 Oh, shit.
什么鬼 The fuck?
吸血鬼生活 第一季 第五集
-快 -怎么了 - Come on. - What's going on?
-拉兹洛去了菲尔家 -嗯 - Laszlo was over at Phil's house. - Okay.
菲尔的女朋友朝他的头猛打一顿 And Phil's girlfriend hit him over the head
-把他打晕了 -好的 - and knocked him unconscious. - Okay.
所以我们现在得去解救他 So now we need to rescue him.
娜嘉去哪了 Well, where's Nadja, though?
我不知道 I don't know.
显然 结婚几个世纪之久有时会感到寂寞难耐 Obviously, being in a marriage for centuries can get boring.
在不如意的时候 And it is in these moments of dissatisfaction
我就会想起我的人类前男友 格雷戈尔 that I think about my human ex-lover, Gregor.
他是最有魅力的男人 Oh, he is the most fantastic of men.
娜嘉
如果非要让我挑个毛病的话 If I did have to give one criticism, though,
就是他在每一世都会意外地 it would be that he did accidentally
身首异处 get his head cut off in every life he's had.
短暂又美好的生命 Such short, sweet lives.
该死 该死 该死 Shit. Shit, shit.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
请取票 Please take the ticket.
我靠 Holy shit.
他已经又转世投胎了 He has been reincarnated again.
在这一世 他叫杰什么 And in this life, he is called Jep...
杰恩 杰芝 Jean. Jange.
不 是杰克斯 Uh, no, it's, um, Jex.
杰西 杰肯 Jesh. Jenk?
听上去像杰西 It-it sounds like Jesh.
但毫无疑问 他已经重生为另一个英雄人物 But, no doubt, he has been reborn as another heroic figure.
喂 不行 Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
我告诉过你们了 你们不该来这 I told you guys, okay, you're not supposed to come in here
除非你有台车 好吗 unless you have a car, all right?
这些看上去可不是车 所以 And, uh, those don't look like cars, so...
-你又不是警察 -我不是个 - You're not a cop, man. - I'm not a...
你没资格管我们 You can't tell us what to do.
我要把你们的名字记下来 All right, I'm taking your name down.
我要把你们的名字记下来 I'm taking your name down.
穿迷彩服的那个 我还能看见你 In the camouflage. I can still see you.
我们中的一个需要被邀请进入 去救拉兹洛 All right, one of us needs to be invited in and get Laszlo.
我提名吉尔莫 I am nominating Guillermo,
因为我太陌生你太无聊 because I am too foreign and you are too boring.
吉尔莫不需要被邀请进去 Well, Guillermo doesn't need to be invited,
因为他是人类 as he's a human being.
我更想被邀请进去 那样更礼貌些 I would prefer to be invited in. It's more polite.
事实上 已经没必要争论了 Actually, it looks like it's a moot point.
他们偷走了拉兹洛 They've stolen Laszlo.
我不会接近他 看看就好 I'm not approaching him. Just going to watch.
格雷戈尔 格雷戈尔 Gregor. Gregor.
他没回应 因为那不是他的名字 He's not answering, 'cause that-that is not his name.
杰斯克 Jesk.
在这见到你真是惊喜 What a wonderful shock it is to see you here.
-是啊 -你能不能 - Yes. - Do you think maybe
让我进到你的车辆避难所里来 you could let me into your shelter of automobiles?
什么 当然 进来吧 What? Oh, uh, yeah. Come on in, of course. Yeah.
你过得怎么样 我没指望能再见到你 Well, how have you been? I-I didn't think i'd ever see you again.
你总会再见到我的 You will always see me again.
好吧 这是我工作的地方 Okay. Uh, this is where I work.
所以我在这上班 Hence the... why I'm working here.
-真棒 -是啊 - Amazing. - Yeah.
你在守护一个庞大的帝国 You are protecting a vast empire.
三层呢 可不是嘛 Three floors, yeah.
这些摄像的是跟你一起的 Are the cameras with you?
你得无视这些摄像头 You don't see the cameras.
好吧 进来吧 Okay. Yeah. Come on in.
我们负责捉鸟 老鼠 人们恨死老鼠了 Oh, we got your birds, your rats-- people hate rats.
凯伦 斯坦顿岛动物管制工作人员
还有臭鼬 Then you got your skunks.
我们会接到很多关于臭鼬的举报 We get a lot of calls for skunks.
我必须离近点看看他是不是在里面 I have to get closer to see if he's in there.
听着像是猫头鹰撞上来了 Sounds like an owl to me.
所以你把你的马都放在一层楼上吗 So do you keep your horses on one of the levels?
不 这以前停着辆捷豹 Uh, no. There was a Jaguar in here once.
很不错的车 我觉得很酷 It's a pretty nice car. Just thought it was pretty cool.
我见过格雷戈尔的很多转世 I have met Gregor in many incarnations.
士兵 间谍 蜡烛商人 小贩 Soldier, spy, wax seller, monger,
卖地毯的 卖旅行箱的 carpet monger, suitcase monger,
卖鱼的 卖门帘的 fishmonger, fly monger.
他在他的人生中卖过好多东西 He mongers a lot in his lives.
格雷戈尔 你的工作好复杂 Your job is so complicated, Gregor.
好刺激啊 So stimulating.
没有吧 No.
再说一下 我名字是杰夫 A-Again, you know, it, uh... it's "Jeff."
我漂洋过海只为与你相见 I have crossed oceans of time to be with you.
-我在想象你在时间中畅游的样子 -是的 - I'm imagining swimming through time. - Yes...
我就是那么过来的 But I have.
好了 我马上就下班了 Well, I'm gonna get off work here, in a second.
我还有点事要办 如果你想和我一起玩的话 I just got a little bit more to do, if you want to hang out.
这是禁止的 不过我可以给你10到15分钟 Oh, it is forbidden, but ten, 15 minutes?
-行 太好了 -待会见 - Yes, that's great. - I will see you then.
好的 没问题 Okay, cool.
他总是有很强的性欲 He's always got a very, very strong sexual energy
并引起我的性欲 that calls to my sexual energy.
欲火中烧 Deeply sexual.
这就是格雷戈尔 That's Gregor.
南多
我们的室友 拉兹洛 变成蝙蝠 So, our roommate, Laszlo, was knocked unconscious
被邻居菲尔的女朋友打晕了 whilst in bat form by our neighbor, uh, Phil's girlfriend,
他现在被关在动物收容所里 and he's now caged and inside the animal shelter.
是拉兹洛 不是我们邻居菲尔的女朋友 Uh, uh, Laszlo, not Phil, our neighbor's girlfriend.
柯林·鲁宾逊
对 Yes.
我们必须在天亮前把他救出来 We must get him out before daybreak.
这些夜行者 Well, and that's the thing
就是这样 不是吗 with these nightwalkers here, isn't it?
一点点阳光 然后就噗地一声 You know, a little bit of sunlight, and poof.
他们就会烧成灰 They go up in flames.
我从来没有烧成灰过 但没关系 I've never gone poof, but it's okay.
只是还没 Not yet.
吸血鬼总是说 我是吸血鬼 The vampires are always like, "Ooh! I'm a vampire.
我是不朽的 我是...随便吧 I'm immortal. I'm... whatever."
行啊 有本事在吃早午餐时不朽 Well, okay. Well, how about you go be immortal at brunch?
今晚的安排是什么 So what is the itinerary for tonight?
你要惩罚你最大的敌人吗 Are you going to punish your worst enemy?
在长辈面前让他难堪 Embarrass him in front of his elders?
还是我们要消灭你们村里 Or are we going to destroy
最十恶不赦的罪犯 我会帮你 the worst criminals from your village and I will help?
等下 在斯坦顿岛吗 Wait, in Staten Island?
我找几个红女巫把他们脚砍下来怎么样 How about find some red witches and cut their feet off?
我们可以去狂欢节 We could go to the carnival.
那儿有游戏 很赞 I mean, they've got games there. It's pretty dope.
像怪物秀吗 It is like a freak show?
你不该这么说 I don't think you're supposed to say that.
我们村里曾经有怪物秀 We used to have a freak show in my village.
他们会分配一个气球给我们兄弟姐妹 We would get given one balloon between all my brothers and sisters.
然后为了得到它我们会互相撕咬 And then we would bite at each other to get it.
有一年 我姐姐咬了我哥哥的大腿 One year, my sister bit my brother's thigh,
然后我们把肉卖了换钱 and then we sold the meat for money.
你好 我们能进来吗 Hello. C-Can we come in?
打扰一下 我们能进收容所吗 Excuse us, can we come into the shelter?
我们营业到11点 We're open till 11:00.
-太好了 -我们知道 - Okay, that's great. - We see that.
我们可以进来吗 Can we come in?
进来吧 Yeah, come in.
今晚过得怎么样 朋友 How's your night been, guys?
-不关你的事 -你说 什么 - It's none of your business. - What are you... What?
-你今晚过得怎么样 -还行吧 - How's your night been? - It's been fine.
好吧 我们也是 Okay, good. Ours has, too.
这不就是你上周吃的吗 Isn't this the one that you ate last week?
我没有 也不会 I didn't. I wouldn't.
锁住了 It's locked.
你们是在找卫生间吗 You guys looking for the bathroom?
我要上个小号 I need to do a two.
就在你后面 那扇门 It's right behind you, man. That door.
等等 你要去哪里 Wait. Where are you going?
它们今晚不开心 鲍比 They're not happy tonight, Bobby.
-怎么了 -我带回来只蝙蝠 - Yeah, what's up? - Oh, I brought in a bat.
-好吧 -一个小家伙 你得看看这家伙 - Okay. - A little fella, you got to see this guy.
看看它的脸 Look at his face.
这家伙看起来像个英国人 This guy looks like a little English guy.
是的 它是个小英国人 Yeah, he's a little, little British chap.
等等 我把它放大点 看看 Wait, wait, wait, let me blow him up there. Look at...
-你看到什么了吗 -不是吧 - You see something? You see something? - No way.
-那是蝙蝠勃起的阴茎 -拉兹洛的 - That is a bat's erect penis on that screen. - Laszlo's.
-好吧 -我们得给它打狂犬病疫苗 - Okay. - We're gonna have to get him a little rabies shot.
我要你们把勃起的怪蝙蝠拿给我 I want you to bring me the strange bat with the erection.
等等 等一下 你能想象它 Wait, hang on a second. Can you imagine him
戴着那种英国小礼帽 像这样 with that little British top hat, like, "Whoo..."
-像个小探险家 -似乎没起作用 - Like a little explorer. - I don't think that worked.
-我知道 -不是很擅长催眠吗 - I know. - Not so hot at hypnotism, huh?
我很擅长催眠 只是你没法催眠一个 I'm fine at hypnotism; It's just you can't hypnotize a subject
不愿意做 that doesn't want to do something
你想让他们做的事的对象 that you want them to do.
如果你唯一能催眠一个人的时候 If the only time you can hypnotize someone
是让他们做他们愿意做的事 is when you have them do something they want to do,
那就算不上是催眠 对吗 then it's not really hypnotism,is it?
等下 有什么需要帮助的吗 Wait a minute, can we help you guys?
是的 我们在找一只丢失的宠物 Uh, yeah. We're actually looking for a lost pet.
-好的 -好的 - Oh. Okay. - Okay.
-什么宠物 -很普通的 - What kind of pet is it? - A normal one.
比如说 蝙蝠 Like, a bat.
蝙蝠是非法的 Oh, now, bats are illegal.
他说的是猫 女士 He said "Cat," Ma'am.
好吧 如果你有任何丢失的宠物 Well, if you have any sort of missing animal,
你需要先填写所需的文件 then you just need to fill out the required paperwork,
然后我们去后面帮你找 and then we'll go have a look in the back for you.
好的 Fine.
格雷戈尔不知道我不是人类 Gregor doesn't know I am not human
有些事我做不了 比如吃人类的食物 and I cannot do certain things, like eat human food.
我买了点爆米花 Hey. I got us some popcorn.
这是什么 What is it?
爆米花啊 你没吃过爆米花吗 Popcorn? You've never had popcorn?
你会爱死它的 来 试试 You're gonna love it. Here, try it.
-就尝一颗 -我 不 我 - Just try one piece. - Oh, I'm-I'm... No, I...
-来吧 来... -等等 - No, just come on, just... - Ooh, wait a minute.
吃到了吗 让我把它塞进你嘴里 Got it? No, just... let me put it in your mouth.
你可以...如果碰到舌头 它就会黏在上面 If you just... If it touches your tongue, it'll stay.
它会黏在你舌头上 It sticks to your tongue.
这就是它的有趣之处 That's what's kind of fun about it.
好了 嗯 There you go. Yeah.
真好吃啊 That was so nice.
想要再来点吗 Hey, do you want more?
-不用了 谢谢 -我有一整桶呢 - Oh, no. I'm-I'm okay. - I got a whole bucket.
不 不 不 No! No. No.
好了 所以我需要ASBN-119 但是... Okay, so the ASBN-119 I need, but...
MA-553对我没用处 是吗 MA-553 is of no use to me whatsoever, correct?
没错 Uh, exactly.
我正试图找扇开着的窗户 I'm trying to find an open window.
我想我找到了 I think I found one.
拉兹洛 Laszlo.
你在那呢 我来救你了 There you are. I've come to rescue you.
新斯普林维尔嘉年华 晚上11点16分
格雷戈尔 这是你挚爱的武器 Gregor. It is your beloved weapon.
你是个弓箭大师 You are the master archer.
是啊 我玩虚拟现实的弓箭玩得挺好 Yeah. I... I am pretty good at this in VR.
看啊 伟大的弓箭手格雷戈尔 Behold the great Gregor the archer.
我叫杰夫 It's Jeff.
让这个地方折服吧 Bring this place to its knees.
靠 Oh, shit.
把它们想象成是一帮土耳其人 Imagine it is a horde of Turkish.
-一帮什么 -杀了他们 - Horde of what? - Kill them.
我真差劲 我也不知道 I kind of suck at this. I don't know.
你这是怎么了 What has happened to you?
真蠢 Stupid.
我们出来了 我们出来了 我们出来了 We are out, we are out, we are out.
这边 吉尔莫 Here. Guillermo.
这是我探访的第三个动物收容所了 This is the third animal shelter I visited.
-成功了吗 -是的是的 - We did it? - Yes, yes, yes.
拉兹洛 你自由了 Laszlo, you are free now.
飞吧 So be free.
- 不用客气 -是啊 - You're welcome. - Yeah.
该死的家伙 Fucking guy.
你们确定是他吗 Are you guys sure it was him?
我他妈的在哪儿 Where the fuck am I?
我说 I say!
放开我 Release me.
刚才的情况是 南多带走了一只 So, what just happened is that Nandor took a bat
正在这里接受治疗的蝙蝠 that was being treated here,
然后他把它放生了 and he just rereleased it into the wild.
一只生病的蝙蝠 Uh, a sick, sick bat.
你觉得我现在可能得狂犬病了吗 Do you think I might have rabies now?
-有可能 -不是现在 吉尔莫 - Possible. - Not now, Guillermo.
我只是不明白为什么我得 I just don't know how it's my responsibility to pay
支付互联网和有线电视的费用 for both Internet and cable.
当你有个室友 When you have a roommate,
所有东西都应该分摊 you're supposed to kind of split everything down the middle.
这简直是在折磨我的耳朵 This is a misery for my ears.
我知道 我只是 I know, I just...
-衣服很赞 怪胎 -哥特糟透了 - Nice outfit, freak. - Goth sucks.
不要杀他们 求求你 You mustn't kill them, please.
-不 我没打算做什么的 -真的吗 - Oh, no, I wasn't gonna do anything. - Really? Huh.
我做保安时见过很多这样的事 Yeah. I... you know, I see a lot of this as a security guard,
最好的解决办法是 and the best way to handle this...
-发生了什么 -他游戏方式错了 - What happened? - He was playing the game wrong.
我真不敢相信格雷戈尔变得这么无聊 I cannot believe how boring Gregor has become.
在他之前的每一世里 他都是那么令人振奋 In every other past life, he was so exhilarating.
特立独行 Such a maverick.
当他是个洗衣妇时 You know, when he was a washer woman,
他会把脏兮兮的拖把水倒在我身上 he would pour dirty old mop juice all over my body
然后在强奸我时把水操进我体内 and rub it into me while he ravished me.
当他是匹野马时 When he was a wild horse...
我光着身子骑着他走遍了整个乡村 I rode him naked all throughout the countryside.
但这个版本的格雷戈尔 But this version of Gregor?
无聊到丢人 It is a boring disgrace.
你知道吗 因为他们给他取名杰普斯 杰夫 And you know what? It's because they named him Jeps. Jeff.
你套环玩得真好 Wow, you were really good at ring toss.
-今晚我玩得很开心 -我受不了了 - I had so much fun tonight. - I cannot take this.
我受不了你变得这么无聊 I cannot take how boring you have become.
你取名叫杰夫 How are you supposed to be a strong,
怎么能成为一个壮实 thrilling, powerful warrior and lover
令人激动又强大的战士和爱人呢 with a name like Jeff?
-就像无力的射精一样 -好吧 - It is like a weak ejaculation. - Okay.
-杰夫 - 好吧 你知道吗 - Jeff. - Okay, all right, all right. You know what?
你对我真是太不礼貌了 You're being really rude to me
以及我的叔叔杰夫 还有爷爷杰夫 and my Uncle Jeff, but also Grandpa Jeff,
-这就是我的底线 -回去 - and that's where I draw the line. - Go back.
记起来 Remember.
记起你是谁 Remember who you are.
我站在山顶上 I am standing on the crest of a hill.
喀尔巴阡山脉之巅 Atop the Carpathian Mountains.
我凯旋而归 I am victorious from battle.
但我身中 But I am punctured...
多箭 by many arrow.
可我还是活了下来 Yet I survive.
我必须活下去 I must survive...
见我的爱人 to see my lover.
娜嘉 Nadja.
爱 会让我挺过来 Love... will get me through.
欲望 将给予我能量 Desire... will fuel my journey.
格雷戈尔 Oh, Gregor...
-是你 -听 - it is you. - Hark.
有骑士靠近 A rider approaches.
他在挥剑 He is wielding a sword.
朝我而来 It comes towards me,
-直指我的头 -下一世 - aiming directly for my hea... - oh, next life.
马上就来 陛下 Be down in a minute, sire.
这拖把 This mop...
里面的水多如我无限的欲望 It is as full of water as I am desire.
我想要可是我不行 I want to, but I mustn't.
-不 你可以 -不 他会听到的 - No, you can. - No, he will hear.
就亲吻一下 Just one little kiss with our lips.
-他会暴怒的 -就把我们的嘴贴在一切 - He will be so angry. - Just stick our mouths together.
-不 先生 别打我的头 -下一世 - Oh, no, sir, not my head. - Next!
格林里奇动物福利院 晚上11点54分
肃静 我的四腿朋友们 Silence, my four-legged friends.
我感觉到了你们今晚的愤怒 I sense you are angry tonight.
理由很充分 And with good reason.
因为我们处于监禁中 For we have been imprisoned.
是的 未经审判就被关了进来 Yes, without trial.
现在是时候举起桨来 Now is the time to hoist our oars
朝自由划去 and row towards freedom.
同意吗 Agreed?
谢谢 Thank you.
我猜 Now, I'm assuming
我右边笼子里关的是一只猫 that there is a cat in the cage to my right.
很好 Excellent.
屈服于我的黑暗力量 You will succumb to my dark power,
打开你的门闩 and you will undo your latch
然后解救我 and free me.
松开你的门闩 然后解救我 Loosen your latch and free me.
-好了 -屈服 靠 - All right... - Succumb... Shit.
-蝙蝠 -进来 - Bat. - Here you go.
这边 你知道你住哪 Over here. You know your spot.
进去 There you go.
还是家最温暖哦 Home, sweet home.
听话 Be good.
好了 大家晚安 All right. Night, fellas.
-南多 是你吗 -是的 - Nandor? Is that you? - Yes.
我把自己变成了狗来救你 I turned myself into a dog to come and rescue you.
等等 你把自己变成了狗 Hang on a second-- you turned yourself into a dog
-在一个关押狗的地方 -我就想着 - in a place that imprisons dogs? - I just thought I'd be
我得有点想象力 然后来拯救你 a bit creative and come and rescue you.
你不想要我救你 我可以走 You don't want me to rescue you, I can go again.
告诉我你打算怎么救 And tell me how you do that.
你被关在笼子里 You're locked in a fucking cage.
娜嘉会怎么说 她在哪 What's Nadja gonna say? Where is she?
不 停下 No! Stop!
-停下 -我的格雷戈尔 真棒 - Stop! - My Gregor, yes!
快 Come on!
嘿 非警察 Hey, not-a-cop.
我靠 Whoa, whoa. Holy shit.
-是的 -我们打败了时间本身 - Yes. - We have defeated time itself.
我们被吸引到了一起 We have been drawn together.
我们现在就做爱吧 Let's make love right now.
-在这儿吗 -是的 - Right here? - Yeah, here.
就在这个污秽停车场的脏地上 Right here on the dirty ground in this filthy parking lot.
-就等你说这句话呢 -嗯 - Oh, I was hoping you would say that. - Yeah.
天 你要接吗 你要接吗 Oh, God. You want to get that? Do you need to get that?
喂 Hello?
你好 吉尔莫 Hello, Guillermo.
明白 Yeah, I see.
他做了什么 He did what?
我 好的 嗯 I'm... Okay, yeah. Yeah.
嗯嗯 好 再见 Yeah, yeah, okay. Bye-bye.
再见 好的 Bye. Okay. Yeah.
抱歉 我得走了 Sorry, I have to leave.
-别走 -我知道 - Stay with me. - I know.
我们现在就来一场兽性十足的嘿咻 Let's make animalistic, freaky sex right now.
不行 有人需要我 No, but somebody else needs me
当然没这么色情 但现实就这样 in a much less erotic way, but, you know, it is what it is.
可我为你而牺牲 娜嘉 我看到了 But I've died for you, Nadja. I've seen it.
这些幻象足以逼疯一个人 These visions are enough to drive a man to madness.
你只为我牺牲了一次 Oh, it was only one time you died for me.
其他几次都只是意外 The other times were just accidents.
几个小时前 我的生活还很正常 A few hours ago, my life was normal,
而现在 我以为是真实的一切 and now everything I thought I knew was real
原来都是幻觉 has turned out to be an illusion.
我已经结婚了 再会 I'm married with a husband. Farewell.
别走 娜嘉 No, no, Nadja. Nadja. Nadja!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
娜嘉 Nadja?!
而且 我也注意到了 And, like, I've also noticed that some dogs
有些狗真的很大 而另一些真的很小 are really, really big, and other dogs -are really small...
感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
抱歉 谢谢老天 Sorry. Thank goodness.
拉兹洛和南多都在里面的笼子里 Laszlo and Nandor are in cages inside.
请进来 女士 Please come in, ma'am.
谢谢 Thank you.
你这扇门的密码是什么 What is the code for your door?
12345 1-2-3-4-5.
这就是这扇门的密码 That's the code for the door?
人类啊 我 Humans, I can't...
耶 是娜嘉 Yay, it's Nadja.
你好 亲爱的 你来这有何贵干 Hello, my darling. What are you doing here?
-我是来救你们出笼子的 -完全没必要 - I've come to help you out of the cage. - Absolutely no need.
我隔壁的猫先生 Mr. Cat next door...
我正在对它施展催眠术 ...I was in the process of hypnotizing him.
我马上就能逃离这里了 I was moments away from escaping.
你没有必要来这一趟 I don't know why you bothered coming.
靠 Sh-Shit.
我得去救我的难友 我向它们承诺过 I've got to free my fellow inmates. I made a gentleman's promise.
这名嫌犯表示 Well, the suspect stated
他是一位重生的古代战士 that he is an ancient warrior who's been reborn anew,
-诸如此类的 -这都是事实 - et cetera, et cetera. - That's all the truth!
你可以问我的前女友 You can ask my ex--
我们几个世纪前在一起过 we were together ages ago.
她变成了一堆老鼠 She turned into a pile of rats.
好的 伙计 我会问那堆老鼠 Okay, buddy. I'll just ask the pile of rats.
我是格雷戈尔 赢得过多场战役的胜利 I am Gregor! Victor of many battles.
我是女清洁工 I am cleaning lady!
你们自由了 我的同志们 Run and be free, my comrade.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
还是不说谢谢吗 Still no thank-you?
松开你们的爪子 你们这群不知感恩的畜生 Release your claws, you ungrateful bastards.