你好 Hi.
你好 我叫阿妮 Hi. I'm Ani.
不去？你在等其他人吗？ No? You waiting for someone else?
好吧 你确定吗？ AII right. Are you sure?
好吧 Okay.
你好 Hello. Hi.
-你好吗？-你好 How are you? - Hello.
-你好 我叫阿妮 -很高兴认识你 Hi. I'm Ani. Pleased to meet you.
-很高兴认识你 -是的 Very nice to meet you. Yes.
-你好吗？-我很好 How you doing? - I'm doing well.
-是吗？-谢谢你 真不错 Yeah? - Thank you. Oh, quite Iovely.
你坐那里 好吗 You can sit right there, okay?
好的 Okay.
你还和家人联系吗？ Do you still talk to your family?
-他们知道你干这个吗？-嗯哼 Do they know you do this? - Mm- hmm.
-他们知道？那他们不介意吗？-不介意 They do? They're okay with it? - Yeah.
我没事 I'd be okay.
你家里人知道你来这儿吗？ Does your family know you're here?
-但愿他们不知道 -是吗？ - I hope not. Yeah?
-你好 我叫阿妮 -很高兴认识你 阿妮 Hi. I'm Ani. Nice to meet you, Ani.
-很高兴认识你 -我叫瑞奇 Nice to meet you. I'm Ricky.
-瑞奇？-是的 Ricky? - Yeah.
你好 很高兴认识你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
我坐你身边吧 I'll just sit right next to you right here.
-好呀 -舒服吧？ Oh, yeah. Very cozy, right?
很严肃啊 Pretty serious.
-是的 -工作挺繁重 所以 Yeah. Alot of work, but, you know,
-我才来这里 -你工作很努力吧？ that's why I'm here. - You're a hard worker?
放松放松 你懂吧？ Chill out and come here, you know?
好的 我们可以去私人间放松 Yeah, well, we could go chill out in a private room.
非常好 幸运数字六 AII right, lucky number six.
我的幸运数字 That's my number.
谢谢你 Thank you. Oh.
好的 Yeah.
-阿妮 -什么事？ Ani? - Yeah.
罗伯特来的那晚上 When Robert was here the other night,
他叫你跳舞了吗？ did he ask you for a dance?
叫了 Yeah.
那你和他跳了吗？ And you danced with him?
跳了啊 Yeah.
好的 Okay.
-好的 -好的 Okay. Okay.
婊子 Bitch.
-就这样 -太棒了 Yeah! - Whoo!
他是个怪人 He was really weird.
超级大怪人 Super weird.
-和连环杀人犯一样奇怪？-他会揉捏... Like, serial killer weird? - Like, he would rub...
就像印度版杰夫瑞·达莫一样 Yeah, like, he was like Indian Jeffrey Dahmer,
他就一直 and he kept, like,
-揉捏我的腿 -哦 不 - rubbing my leg... Oh, no.
…像这样打圈 ...in a circle like that.
那是什么？蝴蝶吗？ What is that? Is that a butterfly?
-是的 蝴蝶 -你可真时髦 Yeah, it's a butterfly. You're so classy.
是的 I know.
我像个真正的妓女一样 眼里只看得到钱 I got dollar signs like a real ho.
不 但你表现成那个样子 No, but you're manifesting with those.
他说我像他十八岁的女儿 He said I looked like his 18- year- old daughter.
所以他买了我五支舞 And then he bought five dances from me.
太他妈恶心了 That's fucking disgusting.
至少他买了舞 Well, at least he bought the dances.
也是 Yeah.
-你可以摸我 没事的 -真的吗？ You can touch me. It's okay. Yeah?
我给你做条腰带 I'll build you a belt.
好啊 给我做条腰带 Yeah, make me a belt.
用钱做的腰带吗？ Amoney belt?
你没现金吗？我们去取款机取钱 You don't have cash? Let's go to the ATM.
你想现在就去取款机吗？ You want to go to the ATM right now?
-我不能花太多钱 -好吧 Well, I can't spend too much. Yeah, okay.
-我们去取款机 -好的 Let's go to the ATM. Great.
我给你取点现金 Let's go get you some cash.
真的 他有一次从厕所出来 Seriously, he came out of the bathroom one time,
裤子没拉拉链 and he didn't zip up his fucking pants.
就像是 如果你小便后 It's like, if you can't zip up
连裤子拉链都拉不上 your fucking pants after you take a piss,
我就不相信你挑音乐的品味 I don't trust you with the music.
大姐 他都四十岁了 Dude, he's 40.
算是个老年人了 He's literally geriatric.
-不 我知道就像是 -阿妮 No, I know. It's like Ani.
我有个年轻的客人 想点会俄语的妞 I got a kid who wants someone who speaks Russian.
吉米 我正在跟小姐妹聊天 You know, jimmy, the girls and I have been talking,
如果你的表弟继续不尊重我们的话 and if your cousin doesn't start showing us some respect,
我们就再也不给他小费了 we're not gonna tip out anymore.
-好的 我会跟他说的 -好的 AlI right. I'll talk to him. Yeah.
你说的客人是谁 打碟的那个？ Who are you talking about, the DJ?
-好吧 你说真的吗？-他就是个混蛋 AII right, seriously? - He's an asshole.
我跟他分享了我的播放列表 I shared my playlist with him,
他非常粗鲁 对我不屑一顾 and he was very rude and dismissive.
你还是直接杀了我吧 You're killing me.
跟我来 快点 Let's go. Come on.
我拒绝 我在吃饭呢 No. No, I'm eating my food.
还是得买特百惠保鲜盒 That's why you have Tupperware.
-食物保鲜效果特别好 -她在吃饭 To keep things fresh. She's eating.
他出手阔绰 He's a spender.
-跟我来 快点 -好吧 该死 Come on. Let's go. Come on. What the fuck.
时间宝贵 宝贝 向钱看 Time is money, baby. Get a roll on it.
没穿裤子 一丝不挂 Without pants, without nothing.
然后... And then some.
-帅哥们 -然后...等一下 哥们儿 Hey, guys. Then...One second, bro.
帅哥们 你们好 Guys. Guys. Hello.
-这位是美丽的阿妮 -哇哦 This is the beautiful Ani. Wow.
-你好 -今晚她来服侍你们 Hi. She's gonna take care of
-包你们一切满意 -阿妮 everything you need tonight. Ani.
阿妮 好好表现 Ani, make me proud.
你好 我叫 Yeah. I'm...Yeah.
你真美 You are beautiful.
我叫伊万 这位是 Um, I'm, uh, uh, Ivan, and...
你可以直接叫我万尼亚 But you can call me Vanya.
-万尼亚 你好 -你好 Vanya. Okay. Yeah.
很高兴认识你 万尼亚 Nice to meet you, Vanya.
这是我最好的朋友 And this is my best friend...
这是我死党 汤姆 Uh, fucking best friend, Tom.
-你好 我叫阿妮 -你好吗？ Hi. I'm Ani. What's up?
你还不赖 You're not bad. Uh, and, uh...
我听说你会讲俄语 对吗 I heard you speak Russian, right?
什么意思 What do you mean?
但我倾向于不说 I just prefer not to,
但你可以说俄语 but you can go ahead and speak Russian.
我听得懂 I'|l understand.
我听不懂 Uh, I not understand.
搞什么啊？ What the fuck?
-好吧 -好的 Okay. Yeah.
嗨 伊万 Hello, Ivan.
我叫阿妮 My name is Ani.
我就是这么说俄语的 This is how I speak Russian.
你还想让我说俄语吗 Do you still want me to speak Russian?
他妈的当然了 Fuck yeah!
我的俄语讲得很烂 No, it's...My Russian is terrible.
我连卷舌音都发不好 I can't even roll my R's.
你俄语不烂 真的 No, no, you- you are not bad, really.
你的俄语不烂 你的俄语说得很好 You are not bad in Russian. Your Russian is great, great.
-真的吗？好吧 -是的 Really? Okay. Yeah.
我不敢苟同 但谢谢你 Well, I disagree, but thank you.
你怎么会俄语？ Yeah. And, uh, how do you know Russian?
我祖母没学过英语 所以 My grandmother never Iearned English, so...
我明白了 Ah. Uh- huh.
-好的 -来说说你吧 Yeah. But enough about me.
你俩从俄罗斯来？ You two are from Russia?
我从俄罗斯来 他就住这儿 Yeah, I'm from Russia, uh, but he lives here.
好的 Yeah.
所以你是来度假 还是 Oh, so you're on vacation or...
是的 度假 Mm, yeah, vacation.
你可以这么说 I guess you can say that. Yeah.
但是我说 嗯... But I'm speaking, uh...
我可以说俄语吗 May I switch to Russian?
-好吗？好吧 -没事，怎么样都行 Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whatever you want.
是的 因为我的英文很烂 Yeah, because my English sounds terrible.
-非常烂 -不不不 At all, yeah. No, no, no.
-你的英文很好 -好吧 Your English is really good. Yeah.
敬我们他妈的烂口音 to our fucking bad accents
整瓶干了 with a bottle.
好啊 你想去VIP房间吗? Yeah. And you want to go to VIP, maybe?
是的 太棒了 我想去 Yeah, excellent. I want.
你工作的地方很酷 You work in a cool place.
是啊 这里很棒 Yeah, it's a cool place.
我要带你去的房间非常棒 And the room I'm bringing you to is really nice.
嗯哼 Mm- hmm.
-哇哦 -就在这儿 Wow. Mm. Right in there.
-嗯 -你舞跳得真好 Mm. You're very good, really.
再来一张 And one more. Yeah.
多谢 Thank you.
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我哪儿也不去 No, I'm not going anywhere.
你能把你的手垫在你屁股下面吗？ Can you sit on your hands for me?
-什么？-把你的手垫在屁股下面 What? - Sit on your hands.
-把手垫在你腿下面 -像这样... Hands under your legs. Like.
嗯哼 Mm- hmm.
这是不允许的 This is not allowed.
但我喜欢你 But I like you.
天佑美国 God bless America.
敬大屌 敬大把钞票 Here's to having a hard dick and lots of money.
我想问问 你接俱乐部外的工作吗 I want to ask. Do you work outside the club?
把你手机给我 Give me your phone.
喂喂喂 你买牛奶了吗？ Yo. Yo. Did you pick up milk?
冰箱里有牛奶吗？ Do you see milk in the fridge?
没有 No.
那我就没买该死的牛奶 Then I didn't pick up the fucking milk.
太棒了 Wonderful.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 我找扎哈罗夫先生 Hi. Uh, I'm here for Mr. Zakharov.
-伊万吗？-是的 - Ivan? - Yeah. Mm- hmm.
你好 还好吧？ Hi. Hello What's up?
-嗯 -你好 UhHi
请进 请进 Come in. Come in, please.
欢迎光临寒舍 Mm, so welcome to my humble abode.
-抱一个？-好啊 Hugs. Oh, yes.
抱一个 Hugs.
外套给我吧 I can help you.
-嗯 -好的 Mm. Oh. Thank you.
你可真漂亮 Ooh, you- you look beautiful.
-完美 -谢谢 Awesome. Aw. Thank you.
想来点喝的吗 Want something to drink?
我喝水就好 Uh, yeah, I'II- I'II take a water.
-水？你确定吗？-嗯 Water? Are you sure? - Mm- hmm.
你想喝什么都有 You can take everything you want.
伏特加 龙舌兰 威士忌 可乐威士忌 Vodka, tequila, whiskey, whiskey cola.
喝可口可乐吗？ Coca- Cola, maybe?
不用了 喝水就好 No, a water's good.
-谢谢 -嗯 Yeah, thank you. Uh- huh.
你可以随便看看 阿妮 Suit yourself, Ani.
气泡水还是纯净水？ Uh, sparkling or flat water?
都可以 Um, either is good.
好的 Oh.
水他妈的在哪来着 Where's the fucking water?
哇哦 Wow.
你家不算太寒碜啊 Not too shabby.
什么是”寒碜”？ What is"shabby"?
没事 我开玩笑呢 Oh, I'm- I'm just playing.
我是说 你的家很漂亮 I meant your home is- is beautiful.
我家还行吧 My home is okay, girl.
气泡水 Um, sparkling.
谢谢 Thank you.
卧室在楼上 我们上去吧 Bedroom's upstairs. Let's go.
好的 Okay.
不好意思 我等你 Oh, sorry. I am waiting for you.
那我动作快一点 I'll hurry up.
他们还没整理我的床铺 They didn't make my bed yet.
该死 有这么难吗 Fuck. Is it so difficult?
对不起 Sorry.
哇哦 Whoa.
外面风景真好 Nice view.
我看到的风景更好 My view's better.
好吧 你想我做什么？ Okay. So, what are you looking for?
和我上床 Um, sex.
这个我知道 Yeah, I know.
我是说 有什么特别的要求？ I mean, like, anything special?
我要特别的性爱 Yeah, special sex.
-特别的性爱 -嗯 Special sex. Mm- hmm.
好的 Okay.
所以 每样都来一点吗？ So, like, a little bit of everything?
每样都来一点 A little bit of...
没错 听起来真他妈棒 Yes! Sounds fucking amazingl
你想把衣服脱了吗？ You want to take your clothes off?
好的 Yeah.
哇哦 真棒 Wow. Okay.
-你自己戴套？ -什么？ You want to put this on? Hmm?
还是你想我帮你戴？ Or do you want me to put it on for you?
-再快点 -嗯 Faster Mm- hmm.
快点 再快点 Faster, faster.
-快点 再快点 -嗯 Faster. Faster. Faster. Mm- hmm.
-停 停 停 -好 Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay.
-你想让我停下来？-停 停 停 So you want me to stop? - Stop, stop, stopl
-我说... -好的 I said...Okay.
啊 你要吗 Ah. Want you?
好的 Oh, uh, sure.
没没没问题 S- S- S- Sure.
稍微小心点 好吗？ But be careful with that shit, yeah?
小心点 Careful. Ah.
这是给你的 And that's for you.
小费 Tip.
-谢谢 -没事 Thank you. Yeah.
你真大方 That's very generous of you.
我还想再说一句 And I want to say one more thing.
你说 Yes.
一切都太棒了 It was really amazing.
哦哦快看 Oh, oh, oh.
我特别喜欢这几个人 你之前看过他们吗？ I love these guys. You know them?
没有 No.
哦 你必须得了解下 Oh. You must know them.
所以 呃 你多大了？ So, um, how old are you?
二十一岁 Twenty- one.
你呢？ How old are you?
嗯 比你大 Mm, older than you.
你多大了 25岁? How old are you? 25?
不 我 我今年23岁 No, I'm- I'm 23.
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
你行事作风像25岁 You act like you are 25.
好吧 Okay.
你很有趣 You're funny.
哈哈 我知道 Yeah, I know.
有趣？怎么说？ So, funny? Why?
我也说不好 I don't know.
你就是 你就是 You're just...you're, like.
很有趣 You're funny. It's
是很酷的那种有趣 对吧？ Funny cool, right?
-对 当然 -那就好 Yeah, of course. Yeah.
又酷又有趣 Really funny cool.
如果你不介意的话我想问问 And if you don't mind me asking,
你这么有钱 是做什么工作的 like, what do you do to get all of this?
你觉得我是做什么的？ What do you think I do?
那 你觉得我觉得你是做什么的呢？ Well, what do you think I think you do?
哦 操蛋的英语 Oh, fucking English.
嗯 好吧 我可以告诉你 Mm. Okay. I can say,
但这是个很大的秘密 but it's, uh...it's really big secret.
好的 Okay.
我是一个大毒枭 I'm really big drug dealer.
哦 是吗？ Oh, really?
你居然信了？ Why you trust...?
不是的 No.
但我是个军火贩子 But I'm really big gun dealer.
嗯 好吧 Mm. Okay.
好啦好啦 Come on.
你可别逗我了 Oh, my God.
所以 你做了一个软件还是什么的？ Wait, so, like, you made some app or something?
-是那样 -对 对 我做软件的 Is that... Yeah. Yeah. I- I made.
我确实有些做软件的好点子 I do have some cool ideas for apps.
但不是的 我 No, but no, no. I...No.
好了 认真说 Okay.
我父亲 My father.
嗯哼？ Yeah?
长话短说 Long story short.
我爸是尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 my dad is Nikolai Zakharov.
-哇哦 -抱歉 Whoa. Sorry.
我不知道那是谁 I don't know who that is.
上谷歌查一下他 Google him.
-谷歌？ -对 Google? Yeah.
呃 等下 他叫什么来着？ Um...wait, what's his name again?
尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 Nikolai Zakharov.
我来给你拼 I can spell it for you.
尼 古 拉 N- I- K- O- lai
不用 我知道了 No, I- I got it.
-知道了？ -谢谢 Yeah? - Thankyou.
好 让我看看 Yeah, let me see.
子女 "Children. "
找到了 万尼亚·扎哈罗夫 Yeah. Vanya Zakharov.
这是我 It's me.
哦 我操 Oh, shit.
”哦 我操” "Oh, shit. "
不可能 我不信 No. No way.
-没错 就是这样 -天哪 Yes fucking way. Bro.
而且我今晚还要再见他 所以 And I'm seeing him again tonight, so.
这世界真是疯了 Crazy.
可能他就是玩得很开心吧 I guess he had fun or something.
是啊 我们都知道你有多会让人开心 亲爱的 Yeah, we all know what fun you are, babe.
呃 你他妈的管好你自己好吗？ Uh, you want to mind your fucking business?
你声音这么大全世界都听到了 You're making it our fucking business.
-冷静点 戴梦 -多嘴的婊子 Calm down, Diamond. Chatty bitch.
恶心 Gross.
红发婊子 Ginger cunt.
好啊 Yeah.
真是天才 This is genius.
过来过来 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
哦 刚刚真是太棒了 Oh, that was crazy.
来点小奖励 因为你是最棒的 Little bonus because you're the best.
好了 Okay.
开玩咯 Let's gol
顺便说一句 By the way,
我要办个派对 I'm having a party.
新年派对 New Year's party.
你必须得来 And you have to come.
到时候肯定超赞 It's going to be banging.
我那天可能得工作 I might have to work that night
哦 不行 你那天不能去工作 Oh, no. You might not work that night.
该死 Fuck.
-我能带个人来吗？ -不行 Can I bring someone? No.
呃 如果是个男的 就不行 Uh, if it is a boy, no.
男的太多没意思 I don't want a sausage party.
不是个男的 是女生 No, she'snot
那就行 到时候见 Okay. See you here,
你为什么不开枪啊 Why don't you shoot?
怎么了？ What?
你花了一小时的钱 You know, you paid for an hour,
现在还有大概45分钟没用完 and there's still like 45 minutes left,
如果你想再来一次… if you want to go again.
绝对他妈的不可能 No fucking way.
绝对他妈的可能 Yes fucking way.
-我他妈都跟你说了 -姐妹 I fucking told you. Girl.
-是吧？我知道 -姐妹 Right? I know. Girl!
而且里面超级豪华 And it's fucking insane inside.
-房子里有电梯 -天哪 There's an elevator. Oh, my God.
-内部电梯 -等等 Fucking elevator. Wait.
-我从没见过这么豪华的房子 -我胸掉下来没？ Never seen anything like it. - Are my tits off?
没有 你胸部看起来很棒 No, your tits look amazing.
-好的 -完美的胸 Okay. They look perfect.
-等会儿 我胸掉下来了吗？ -没有 Wait, are my tits off? - No.
-天啊 -天哪 Bro. Bro.
我告诉你超棒的 是不是？ I know. I told you. Didn't I tell you?
-姐妹 -太疯狂了 Girl. It's crazy,
而且楼上景色更美 and upstairs is even more beautiful.
哟 哟 哟 你们怎么样？嗨 Yo, yo, yo. What's up? Hi.
-嗨 -你好 Hi. Yeah.
忘记介绍了 露露 这是伊万 Oh, uh, Lulu, this is Ivan.
这是露露 Yes, uh, this is Lulu.
很高兴见到你 Very nice to meet you.
我很高兴你们两能来 Uh, I am so excited that you are here,
咱们去拿点喝的吧 and let's go drink.
-好吗？来来来 -好 - Yes? Yeah, go, go, go, go, go. Yeah.
-喝点酒吗？ -当然 Want to get some drinks? - Hell yeah.
准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
阿妮 把嘴放在这 And, Ani, your mouth here.
从乳头喝 From the titty.
她就是跟伊万上床的应召女郎 That's the escort that's fucking Ivan.
-算了吧 -我就跟你说了 No wayl- I'm telling you!
-她超棒的 对吧 -绝对的 She's pretty good, yeah? - Totally!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Heyl Heyl Heyl
下来 这不是儿童攀爬架 Get down. This is not jungle gym.
17 16 15 Seventeen! Sixteen! Fifteen!
-耶 -14 13 Yeah! Fourteen! Thirteen!
12 11 10 Twelvel Eleven! Ten!
9 8 7 6 Ninel Eightl Sevenl Six!
5 4 3 Five! Four! Threel
2 1 Two! Onel
阿妮 阿妮 阿妮 走走走 Ani, Ani, Ani, let's go, go, go, go.
耶 太开心了 Yeah, yeah.
一会儿放烟花 Fireworks after!
如果你看到那帮亚美尼亚人了 就告诉我 Tell me if you see those Armenians.
我没看到 I don't see anyone.
说起来 你在莫斯科可搞不到这种货 By the way, you can't find blow like this in Moscow.
你的 呃 看起来很棒 Your, uh, looks great.
-对 -谢谢 Yeah. Thank you.
嗯哼 Mm.
你说得对 You were right.
-什么？ -你说得对 Huh? - You were right.
这个派对确实超赞 This is bangin'.
-啊 真的吗？ -真的 Ah, yeah? - Yeah.
开心吗？ Having fun?
开心 你呢？ Yes. Are you?
开心 开心 开心就好 Yeah, yeah. Do exactly that.
我想问一下 I wanted to ask.
你今晚有空吗 Are you available tonight?
呃 也许 Uh...maybe.
什么他妈的叫也许 The fuck? Maybe?
-毕竟是新年嘛 -啊 Well, it's New Year's. Ah.
那又怎样 And what?
假期是另外的费用 I have holiday rates.
谁啊？ Yeah?
伊万 我们要走了 你还好吗 Ivan, we're Ieaving. You good?
兄弟 干啥啊 我忙着呢 Dude. What the fuck. I'm busy!
那帮蠢货脑子不清楚 These fucking guys don't know their place.
-没事吧？ -没事 AlI good? - All great.
太棒了 Yeah.
操 这个点了 Oh, fuck.
早上好 Good morning.
不 不是 大哥 已经不是早上了 No. No, dude, not good morning.
已经下午五点了 It is 5: 00 p. m.
好吧 晚安 Well then, good evening.
等等 你要走了吗 Wait, are you leaving?
别走 先别走啊 Yeah, don't go. Don't go yet.
不行 我得去工作了 No, dude, II have to go to work.
我需要上班 好吗？ I have shit to do, okay?
但如果你想再见我 给我发个消息就行 But text me if you want to see me again. Yeah?
什么？不要 What? No.
我有个问题 I have one question.
-你有个问题？-对 You have a question? - Yeah, man.
好吧 给你一分钟 Okay. One minute.
一分钟 一个问题 One minute, one question.
-嗯 -你说吧 Mm...Yeah?
我有个建议想提 I want to make an offer.
你愿意跟我建立专属关系吗 Would you want to be exclusive with me?
比如呢 有多专属？ Like, how exclusive?
我也说不好 我们可以和我朋友一起玩 I don't know. We can hang out with my boys.
就是 做我一周的女朋友 Simply be my girlfriend for the week.
为我做一周欲求不满的女朋友 My horny girlfriend for the week.
哦 钱啊 你看 Oh. What about...
一万美元怎么样？ ten K of dollars?
一万五 Fifteen.
现金 预付 Cash, up front.
成交 Deal.
其实 你给一万我也愿意 You know, I would've done it for ten.
好吧 如果我是你的话 Well, if I were you,
低于三万美元我是不干的 Iwouldn't do it for Iess than thirty.
再见 Goodbye.
靠 Damn.
她很辣啊 兄弟 She's fucking hot, man.
就这样 宝贝 Yeah, baby.
-哪位是今天的寿星？ -这边这个 Who's the birthday boy? - This guy right here.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
谢谢光临 再来哦 Thank y'all for coming in. Y'all come back.
-都要回来看我们哦 -拜拜 Y'all come see us soon. Byel
跟我过来 Come with me.
去吧 告诉他 Go ahead. Tell him.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
你自己跟他说 我不想说 Tell him, because I don't want to.
-我会他妈说的 -什么事？ I am gonna fucking tell him. What's going on?
-你不会想知道的 -嗨 吉米 You don't even want to know. Hi, Jimmy.
你不会想知道的 吉米 You don't want to fucking know, jimmy.
-今天怎么样？ -她想请一周的假 How are you doing? - She wants a week off.
你不是让我自己说的吗 I thought you wanted me to tell him.
你看见我得处理什么了吗？ You see the shit that I have to deal with?
我刚排好班 I just made the schedule.
-现在她给我来这套 -哦 Now she wants to pull this bullshit. Oh.
排班 The schedule.
新年不是刚给你放了一天 We just gave you New Year's.
哦 上帝啊 吉米 Oh, Jesus Christ, Jimmy,
什么时候你给我交医保 once you give me health insurance,
劳工保险和他妈的养老保险 workers'comp and a fucking 401,
你再管我什么时候上班什么时候请假 then you can tell me when I work and not work.
好吧 反正我是不会给你们上保险的 所以 Well, none of that's gonna happen, so...
-真令人震惊 -拜拜 Shocker. Bye.
我周二回来 I'll be back on Tuesday.
今天就是周二 Today is Tuesday.
没错 Correct.
-你要去一整周 -没错 That's a week. - No shit.
谢谢 Thank you.
-喜欢这样吗？-不 You like that? - No.
听着 阿妮 这是我妈妈的香槟酒杯 You know, Ani, it's the champagne glass of my mother.
我妈妈的 Of my fucking mother.
现在这是你的香槟酒杯了 And it will be your champagne glass.
我们在庆祝什么？ And what we are cheering for?
庆祝我的新女友 About my new girlfriend.
-太棒了 敬阿妮 -好耶 Hell yeah. To Ani. Yeah.
敬最赞的小妞 To the most amazing chick.
-再来一个再来一个 -好 One more. One more. Okay.
现在 赶紧 Instantly. Instantly.
克拉拉 你想抽一囗吗 Klara, maybe you want a hit?
不好意思 伊万 今天不行 Sorry, Ivan. Not today.
嗯哼 Mm- hmm.
那次特别好玩 克拉拉抽烟那次 It was really funny when, uh, Klara smoked last time.
我妈 抓到她在冷冻舱抽烟 My mother, uh, caught her in the cryo chamber.
什么 What?
没事没事 继续干活吧 Nothing, just keep working.
-你们还有冷冻舱？-对啊 You have a cryo chamber? - Yeah.
我操 Oh, shit.
但我一辆都不能开 Yeah, but I'm not allowed to drive them
因为我爸妈都是混蛋 because my parents are dicks.
-最近怎么样？ -过的怎么样？ What's up? How are you?
-好得很 -那就好 最近怎样啊 兄弟？ I'mgood. Yeah, what'sup, man?
-来啦 伊万？ -欢迎 What's up, Ivan? - Welcome.
你们想吃什么吃什么 You guys can just, like, eat whatever the fuck you want.
我们这有冰淇淋 We got ice cream.
那边 有一堆有的没的 There's, like, whatever the fuck these are.
还有戒指糖 There's Ring Pops.
说真的 我在这里可以为所欲为 Like, literally, I just fuck around in here.
这里的老板都老糊涂了 还又聋又瞎 The boss is old as fuck, and he's, like, blind and deaf.
咱们现在搞这么大动静他甚至都听不到 He can't even fucking hear us right now,
像海伦·凯勒那样 Helen Keller ass bitch, like.
-你们随意玩 -好 Just fucking go crazy. Okay.
-对对 -干了 Yep, yep, yep. Up.
想吗 对 兄弟 一口干了 Want? Oh, yeah, man, finish it up.
你小子可别在上班时玩死了 Bitch, don't die on the job.
你还好吗 You okay?
我还要提醒你们多少次 How many times you guys have to be told not.
不要在这里吸大麻 no smoking dope in here?
但我们已经上瘾了 比利 But we're addicted to the reefer Billy.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
让我们歇一下 就十分钟而已 We're gonna take our break. Ten minutes, man. VISA
阿妮 Anil
-搞什么 -天呐 What the fuck? - Oh, shit.
-不 快回来 -哇哦 No, come back. Whoa.
-不 不不不 -回来 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come back.
-你要干什么 -水很凉 What are you doing? It's fucking cold.
-搞什么啊 -你要干什么 What the fuck? - What are you doing?
-你要干什么 -回来 What are you doing? Come back.
能对着镜头打个招呼吗 Can you say hi to my Instagram?
阿妮 Ani.
嗯 Hmm?
你开心吗 Are you happy?
我很开心 Yes. Very happy.
你开心吗 Are you happy?
当然 我一直很开心 Yeah, I'm always happy.
不 这玩意很纯 女士先来 No, it's really good lines, but ladies first.
女士优先 Ladies first.
对 就这样 你能 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's...Can you.
朋友们 Guys,
我嗑过的最好的氯胺酮 the best ketamine I ever tried
就在拉斯维加斯 was in Vegas!
去拉斯维加斯 是个好主意 Vegas. It's a great idea.
咱们要他妈去拉斯维加斯了 We are going to fucking Vegas.
欢迎来拉斯维加斯 Welcome to Vegasl
我们来拉斯维加斯了 We're in Vegas, bitch!
-啊 -欢迎回来 扎哈罗夫先生 Ah. Welcome back, Mr. Zakharov.
您的套房马上就准备好了 Your suite is almost ready.
我们不知道您会来 We didn't know you were coming,
-所以还没有多余的房间 -啊哈 and the suite was occupied. Uh- huh.
但他们现在离开了 ...but they're out,
房间随时都会打扫完 and housekeeping should be done any minute.
搞什么 伙计 你他妈逗我呢 What the fuck, man? Are you fucking kidding me?
你意思我还得等吗 You mean I have to wait?
你意思我们现在还得等 对吗 You mean we have to wait right now, bro, yes?
-对吗 -跟他讲 跟他讲 伊万 Yes? - Tell him, tell him, tell him, Ivan.
-对 继续 万尼亚 -继续 -继续 Yeah, go off, Vanya. Come on. Come on.
我开玩笑呢 兄弟 I am fucking with you, dude.
我们会在这里等 We will stay here.
-回来真好 -很好 It's nice to come back. Very good.
来咱们去这个赌场玩个痛快 Let's go apeshit on this fucking casino.
祝您玩得愉快 Have a great time.
你他妈还等什么 What the fuck are you waiting for?
太好了 Yeah! Oh!
谁能去放个音乐 Can somebody turn on music?
-谁 汤姆 汤姆 -放音乐 Can...Tom, Tom. Turn on the musicl
知道了 我去放 I got it. I got it.
尝尝这个 来试试 Try this, try this, try this.
万尼亚 我要这间 Vanya! I want this onel
-不不不 -这间我要了 No, no, no. No No, no, no. This one's mine!
-万尼亚 -离我的房间远点 eVanya! - Go away from my room!
你要这间房 你妹妹就是我的了 You claim this room, I claim your sister.
你妈妈是我的了 I claim your mom.
要是你准备好了 我们就能 If you are ready now, yeah, we can.
-你准备好了吗 -对 我准备好了 You ready now? Okay, yes, Imready now.
你想让我 You want me to...
咱们一定要玩21点 Let's play blackjack, for sure.
”我们要压 全压” "We are going in, all in. "
-怎样 好 -你来说 Yeah? Okay. Yeah, say it.
-我们要全压 -混蛋 We are going all in. Motherfucker.
22 全压 Twenty- two, all in.
无所谓 无所谓了 伙计们 Whatever. Whatever, guys.
-那总共多少钱 -什么 How much money is that? - What.
但剂量要加倍 But do it with a double dose
因为我们今晚会玩的更疯 because we're gonna go even harder tonight.
好吗 Okay?
谢谢你 Thank you.
汤姆 给我来根烟 Tom, give me a cigarette.
-噢 -一根烟 Oh. One cigarette.
知道吗 去你妈的 You know? Fuck you.
他们成天都这样 They fucking do this every day.
很高兴我们能聚在这里 I am really happy that we are here,
-还有 呃 我不知道 -谢谢 - and, uh...I don't know. Thank you.
天呐 你们最好了 Fuck. You're the best, guys.
你们他妈的太好了 You are the fucking best.
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
万尼亚 Vanya.
-万尼亚 等等 等等 -怎么了 Vanya, wait, wait, wait. - What happened?
要是你放松点 Well, you know, it could last longer
咱们还能做得更久更爽 and be better if you just take it easy.
那要怎样 Like, how?
来 让我来 Here. Let me do it.
嗯哼 Mm- hmm.
我觉得我爱上你了 Oh, I think I love you.
天呐 Fuck.
我希望你这周玩得很开心 I hope you had fun this week.
我很开心 Oh, I did.
知道吗 咱们找机会应该再来一次 You know, we should do it again sometime.
没错 For sure.
嗯 但是 Mm, but
我必须要回俄罗斯 因为我跟我爸保证过 I have to go back to Russia because I promised my father
要开始去他那该死的公司上班 that I would start working in his fucking company.
好吧 所以你才这么肆意挥霍 对吗 Okay, so that's why you've been splashing out, hmm?
呃 不是 我经常这么玩 Eh, no, I am always partying like this.
我很喜欢 I love it.
好吧 我会想你的 Well, I'm gonna miss you.
-什么 -怎么了 What? - What?
这么说听着很奇怪吗 Does that, like, sound weird?
不 没有 No, no.
你会想我 还是我那该死的钱 And will you miss me or my money blyat?
你那该死的钱 Or your money blyat.
-当然是 -对 我喜欢 Of course. Yeah, I like it.
但 要是我跟美国人结婚 But, mm, if I get married to an American,
我就不用回俄罗斯了 I wouldn't have to go back to Russia.
-是吗 -嗯哼 Oh, yeah? - Mm- hmm.
好吧 Okay.
那你要和谁结婚 So, who would you marry?
我不知道 I don't know.
可以和克丽斯塔尔 Maybe Crystal.
或者你朋友露露 Or your friend Lulu.
她很性感 She's so hot.
和你 You.
“你” "You. "
这里可是拉斯维加斯 It's Vegas.
这他妈可是拉斯维加斯 It's fucking Vegas.
人们不都在拉斯维加斯结婚吗 Don't people get married in Vegas?
嗯 别开玩笑 Mm...Don't fuck around.
我没开玩笑 I am not fucking around.
好吧 Okay.
好 走吧 Okay, go.
-去结婚吧 -好 Go get married. Yes.
对 咱们结婚去 Yes, let's get married.
妈的 你个混蛋 Fuck. You asshole.
-怎么了 -别这样 Why? - Don't.
别跟我开这种玩笑 好吗 Like, don't fucking tease me with that shit, okay?
-别说了 -这样不好 Stop. It ain't cool.
别说了 别说了 Stop, stop, stop.
-阿妮 -怎么了 Ani. Yeah?
你能嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?
-当真吗 -当真 Seriously? - Seriously.
嗯哼 Mm- hmm.
所以你想跟我结婚对吗 万尼亚 So you want to get married to me, Vanya?
你想让我当你的小娇妻吗 You want me to be your little wifey?
对吗 Yeah?
我就是觉得咱们在一起玩得很开心 I just think that we had great time together, and, uh.
该死 我好紧张 我用俄语说 Shit, I'm nervous. I'll say it in Russian.
我觉得我们在一起很开心 I think we would have a great time
哪怕没钱也是如此 even if I didn't have money.
而且这样我就是美国人了 And I will become American,
我父母就拿我没办法了 and my parents will suck my dick.
你认真的吗 Are you serious?
我认真的 I am serious.
我已经说过两次了 And I said it twicely.
我要3克拉的戒指 Three carats.
4或5克拉的怎么样 What about four or five?
或者6克拉 Or six?
自色小教堂 24小时汽车即停即办结婚窗口
你承诺这一生 Do you promise to love, honor
会爱她 尊敬她 珍惜她吗 and cherish her all the days of your life?
我承诺 I do.
那你 阿诺拉 你接受面前这位 And do you, Anora, take this
英俊帅气的先生 handsome gentleman standing before you
成为你最好的朋友 以及保护你 爱你的丈夫吗 to be your best friend, your protector, your husband?
你承诺这一生 会爱他 Do you promise to Iove, honor and cherish him
尊敬他 珍惜他吗 all the days of your life?
-快答应 -当然了 我愿意 Say yes. Oh, fuck yeah, I do.
我很荣幸宣布 It is now my great honor
你们俩正式结为夫妻 to now pronounce you as husband and wife.
现在你们可以亲吻对方了 You may seal your promises with a kiss!
我妻子 My wifel
-这是我妻子 兄弟 -我们结婚了 It's my wife, man. We got married!
这是我妻子 她很厉害 It's my wife. She can do it.
这是我妻子 兄弟 It's my wife, man.
没错 我们5分钟前结婚了 兄弟 Yeah, we got married five minutes ago, man.
你是美国人了 万尼亚 You're an American, Vanya.
-我他妈是美国人了 -我们结婚了 I'm fucking Americanl We re fucking married!
我是美国人了 I am American, bitchl
所以这是真的吗 So, this is for real?
对 是真的 Yeah, it's for real.
-什么意思 -要真是这样 What do you mean? Cause if it is,
我不能再让富豪们进来了 I got to stop letting the high rollers in.
他们都要把好姑娘带走了 They're stealing my best girls.
来抱一下 Come here.
你真幸运 You're so Iucky.
天呐 我知道 谢谢你 Oh, my God, I know. Thank you.
你中大奖了 女人 You hit the lotto, bitch.
噢 天呐 Aw. Oh, my God.
你要哭了吗 Are you gonna cry?
别这样 你不用 Stop. You don't...
你会来吃晚餐的 对吗 You'll come over for dinner, right?
知道吗 我一直在想度蜜月的事情 You know, I've been thinking about our honeymoon,
我觉得我们应该去迪士尼乐园 and I think we should do it at Disney World
因为从我小时候起 那里一直是 because that's been, like, my dream
-我的梦想之地 -不会吧 since I've been a little girl. Stop.
对 那里有套房 Yeah. You know those suites
是迪斯尼公主主题的 where it's, like, the Disney Princess theme?
-灰姑娘 -对 就是灰姑娘 Cinderella. Yes, fucking Cinderella.
你太他妈懂我了 宝贝 You know me so fucking well, babe.
拜拜 阿妮 你最好回来看望我们 女人 Bye, Ani. You better visit us, bitch.
我肯定会 珍妮 Oh, of course I will, Jenny.
-再见 宝贝 -这次赚大了吗 Bye, babe. Caught your whale?
看来是这样对吗 Seems I did, didn't I?
我赌你们只能撑过两周 婊子 I give it two weeks, bitch.
噢 戴梦 宝贝 Oh, Diamond. Oh, sweetie.
知道吗 我真希望有一天你也能找到属于自己的幸福 You know, I really hope you find your happiness one day.
-我真希望 -我希望你找到 I really hopeI hope you find
合适的整形医生 a fucking plastic surgeon.
-搞什么 -好了 阿妮 阿妮 行了 - What the fuck? l Okay, Ani. Ani, come on.
有本事再冲我来一次 婊子 Play in my fucking face again, bitch.
看看会怎样 See what happens.
-你他妈就是个该死的婊子 -你就嫉妒我吧 宝贝 You're a fucking bitch. Oh, stay jealous, babe.
继续嫉妒我吧 亲爱的 Stay jealous, honey.
嫉妒是一种病 Jealousy is a disease.
记住这句话 戴梦 Remember that, Diamond.
我要回我的大房子去放松一下了 I'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever.
你懂 没什么大不了的 You know, no big deal.
这不可能 This is impossible!
这些都是谣言 These are just rumors.
我两周前还跟他在一块呢 I was with him two weeks ago.
他没结婚 He isn't married.
恕我直言 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 With all due respect, Galina Stepanovna.
这些都只是谣言 These are just rumors.
不 但我现在就赶过去 No...but I'm heading there now.
加尼克 加尼克 Garnik. Garnik.
现在吗 Now?
-对 -现在吗 Yes. Now?
拿着 带上那个俄罗斯小伙 赶过去 Take this. Grab the Russian and get over there.
他又干什么了 What did he do now?
快死 快死 快死 Die, die, die.
拜托 Come on.
要么接电话 要么就把它关了 Just answer it or shut it off.
-万尼亚 -嗯 Vanya. Hmm?
呃 你告诉他们后 他们有什么反应 What did, uh...what did they say when you told them?
我不太想谈论他们 I don't want really talk about them.
那你至少告诉他们了 对吗 Well, you did tell them, right?
嗯 当然 Mm. Sure.
我意思 I mean...
这是好消息 对吗 This is good news, right?
家长都希望他们的孩子结婚 Parents usually want their kids to get married.
对啊 Yeah,
但我爹妈都很操蛋 你知道的 but my parents are dicks, you know.
呃 无所谓 Uh, whatever. Mm.
无论如何 No matter what,
我希望到时候见面的时候 I hope they like me...
你知道... You know.
他们能喜欢我 when we meet.
话说 By the way,
我们什么时候见你父母？ when will we meet your parents?
如果你想去迈阿密的话 Well, if you want to go to Miami
我妈妈和她男人住在那边 My mom Iives there with her man.
而且你随时可以见我姐姐 And you can meet my sister anytime.
但我确定她肯定想把你偷走 Although I'm sure she'll try to steal you.
她可喜欢俄罗斯人了 She Ioves Russian guys.
什么 你在取笑我吗 What? Are you making fun of me?
我都这么努力了 混蛋 I'm trying here, asshole.
你的俄语可棒了 真的 No, your Russian is wonderful! Really.
你每天都在进步 Every single day you're doing better and better.
你现在基本上像个从小就说俄语的人了 You're almost like a native speaker.
-你是个骗子 -不不不 You're a liar. No, no, no.
别 阿妮 现在不行 Not now. Ani, not now.
我还在打呢 我任务还没做完 I'm playing. I have a mission.
手柄给我 Give me the controller.
我输了 I lost!
-好吧 -好吧 Okay. Okay.
《论据与事实》新闻网 "Arguments and Facts"
放了一张他和一个小妞的照片 ran a photo of him with some chick
两人在看NBA at an NBA game.
有人说她是个妓女 And they are saying she's a prostitute.
这一点都不好笑兄弟 It's not funny, man.
你敢笑试试看 Don't you dare laugh.
如果是真的 那我和托罗斯就完了 If it's true, Toros and I are fucked.
好吧 托罗斯比我更完蛋 但还是很糟糕 Well, Toros would be fucked more than me, but still.
听起来像是八卦小报胡编的 Sounds like tabloid bullshit.
可能吧 Probably.
但听着 如果场面失控 But listen, if things get crazy,
别对伊万动粗 don't get rough with Ivan.
说实在的 最好碰都别碰伊万 让我处理他 Actually, don't even touch Ivan, Iet me deal with him.
没问题 那你要我去干什么？ I got you. But what do you need me for then?
以防万一他的几个兄弟在场 In case his boys are there
想动手动脚的 and they want to play games.
嘿 伊万在家吗 Hey. Is Ivan at the house?
我不知道 I don't know.
我来之后是没看到他出去 He hasn't left since I've been here,
但我这班岗才刚开始 but I just started my shift.
你知道他结婚了吗 Do you know if he got married?
结婚？ Married?
我不知道 我才刚来 I have no idea. I just got here.
好吧 把门打开 Okay, open the gate.
开进去 停在右边 Drive in and park on the right side.
就这里 Right here.
-你约了人？ -没啊 Expecting guests? - No way.
嘿 什么事？ Yo, what do you want?
伊万 我是加尼克 Ivan, it's Garnik.
我知道 你来干什么？ I know. What do you want?
伊万 开下门 拜托 Ivan, open the door, please.
-我忙着呢 不开 -我们得聊聊 I'm busy. No. We have to talk.
为什么我总要对你重复我的话？ Why do I always have to repeat myself with you?
我在忙 有客人在 I'm busy, I have guests.
伊万 这很重要 我们得聊聊 Ivan, it's important. We have to talk.
不 我们聊完了 滚出去 No, we're done. Get the fuck out of here.
是谁 Who was that?
我爸的喽哕 They're my father's monkeys.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
操 什么东西 What the fuck?
你他妈在逗我吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈在干什么？你凭什么觉得能闯进我的房子？ What the fuck are you doing? You think you can enter my house like this?
慢点 你要把我腿夹断了 Slow down, you'll break my leg.
我他妈才不在乎 I don't give a fuck.
万尼亚 需要我报警吗 Vanya, should I call 911?
没事的 没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
好吧 不是亲自派我们 你父亲派托罗斯 托罗斯派我们来的 Well, not us. Your father sent Toros and Toros sent us.
所以 托罗斯呢？ So, where's Toros?
他很忙 He's busy.
但如果消息属实他会很不高兴 But he will be very upset with you if this is true.
什么消息？ If what is true?
有消息说你结婚了 That you got married
和一个妓女结婚了 to some prostitute.
什么 What?
是她吗？ Is that her?
-你和她结婚了？ -没错 Are you married to her? - Yes!
你他妈是不是疯了？ Did you lose your fucking mind?
没错 我们结婚了而且过得好得很 Yes, we married and we're doing fucking great!
签了字也有了证？ With a signature and paperwork?
对 现在滚出我的房子 Yes. Now get the fuck out of my house.
你麻烦大了 兄弟 You're in big trouble, brother!
你再不移开腿你麻烦也大了 Youfll be in trouble if you don't move your fucking leg.
万尼亚 他妈的发生什么事了 Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
我们等着 我需要看到你的结婚证 We'll wait, I need to see the marriage license.
操 你认真的？ Fuck. Are you serious?
兄弟 我们看到就走 Bro, the faster we do it, the faster we're out of here.
我爸妈真是疯了 My parents are fucking crazy!
如果我父母需要证明 那我就给他们看看 If my parents need proof, I'lI give them proof.
-呃 结婚... -结婚证？ Uh, marriage...The marriage license?
-结婚证对 -它... License, yeah. It's, um
在办公室桌子抽屉里 怎么了 It's in the desk in the office. Why?
-好吧 -我应该跟着你吗 Okay. UhShould I go with you?
不 待在这儿 Uh, no, no, no. Stay here.
在这等着 Wait here.
喏 没话说了吧伙计 Here. Choke on it, dude.
我是伊戈尔 I'm Igor.
阿妮 Ani.
我是万尼亚的妻子 I'm Vanya's wife.
恭喜 Congratulations.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
上面要我照个照片 如果真要有结婚证的话 I've been asked to take a photo of the license...if it exists.
真是疯了 That's insane.
我爸妈这么要求的？ My parents asked for that?
托罗斯要求的 Toros.
你他妈在逗我吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
这什么情况 What the fuck is going on here?
我不知道 I have no idea.
-好了结束了 滚吧滚吧 -等等 oIt'sover, go, go, go, goWait.
等下 Wait.
是吗 这都什么跟什么啊 Yeah? What the fuck is going on?
是时候和大家说再见了 Yeah, just time to say goodbye to guys.
你看起来很累 加尼克 回家吧 You look tired, Garnik, go home.
我们得等等看托罗斯怎么说 We need to wait to see what Toros says.
我在等着你和你的亚美尼亚混蛋 I'm waiting for you and your fucking Armenian ass
离开我的房子 to be out of my house.
对不起 Sorry.
真的很抱歉 So sorry.
抱歉 请原谅我 I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
我他妈在等你上路呢 再见 兄弟 I'm waiting for you to be on your fucking way. Bye, brol
伊万... Ivan...
是托罗斯 It's Toros.
待命 "Stand by. "
…“待命” ..."Stand by"?
他发了消息说”待命”所以我们要待命 He texted, "Stand by, "so we stand by.
在我别墅外面待命啊 操他妈的 So stand by outside my mansion, motherfuckers.
是的 我看过结婚证了 Yes. I've seen the marriage license.
加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 别担心 Galina Stepanovna, please don't worry.
伊万 恕我直言… Ivan, with all due respect.
是你父亲派我们来的 your father sent us.
他妈的托罗斯派你来的 Fucking Toros sent you!
托罗斯是我的手下 他工资是我付的 Toros works for mel I pay himl
你还带了个混蛋来我家 And you bring some fucking gopnik into my home.
我保证我会处理好一切的 I promise, I will fix everything.
加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 是的 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Galina Stepanovna. Yes, Galina Stepanovna.
我要炒了你 你死定了 I'm having your ass fired! You're dead for this!
婊子 Bitch!
好吧 是这样的 你为伊万他们家服务 Okay, look, look. You work for Ivan's family,
所以我猜你也听命于伊万 对吗 so I'm assuming that means you work for him, right?
所以如果他让你去外面 So if he's telling you to take it outside,
那你就给我到外面去 fucking take it outside.
操 滚出去 听我妻子的 Fucking take it outside! Listen to my wife.
认真的 Real talk!
-你在逗我吗 -所有人 实在抱歉 Are you kidding me? - Everybody, so sorry.
我得走了 I have to go.
我有急事 对不起 I have an emergency. Sorry about that.
他说我们必须待在这里 He says we have to stay here.
出去 出去 Move, move
出去 谢谢你 Move. Thank you.
等等 Wait.
是托罗斯 It's Toros.
他妈的把免提打开 Put me on the fucking speaker
让那个妓女也能听见我说话 so this hooker can hear me, too.
他刚刚叫我妓女？ He just called me a hooker?
她是色情舞者 嗨 托罗斯 She's fucking erotic dancer Hi, Toros.
你做了什么 伊万 What did you do, Ivan?
你做了什么 What did you do?
我也就是两周 I don't check in on you
没看着你 for two weeks
结果你就娶了个妓女 and you go and marry a prostitute!
去你的吧 Fucking hell!
亚美尼亚王八蛋 Yeah, fucking Armenian piece of shit.
你这个亚美尼亚王八蛋 You Armenian piece of shitl
你明白 Do you understand
这有多么可耻吗 how shameful this is?
托罗斯 Toros.
托罗斯 Toros!
你的母亲 从没流过眼泪 Your mother, she never cry in her life.
她刚刚在电话里哭了 She was crying on the phone.
-托罗斯 -真可耻！ Toros! Shame on you!
-操 去你妈的！ -伊万 Fuck you! Blyatl - Ivan.
他妈的基佬 Fucking faggot.
你猜怎么着 And guess what?
你猜怎么着 你这个小混蛋 Guess what, you little shit!
还有什么 说来吓吓我啊 And what? Surprise mel
这次你真的做到了 You really did it this time.
怎么啦 What?
你父母在来的路上了 Your parents are on their way!
你父母在来的路上了 Your parents are on the way.
你能听到我说话吗 Can you hear me?
来哪 To where?
这 还能是哪 就这里 Here. Where else? Here!
来接你 就像接个捣乱的小学生似的 Coming to pick you up like a naughty school boy,
你听到了吗 you hear me?
我们明天中午和他们见面 We're meeting them tomorrow at noon.
万尼亚 发生什么了 Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
他们要把你带回俄罗斯 They're taking you back to Russia,
所以开始收拾行李吧 so start packing.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
你完蛋了 就这样 Game over for you. That's it.
万尼亚 我们结婚了 Vanya, we are married.
他们必须接受这一点 They're gonna have to accept that
-是啊 我知道 -是的 Yeah, I knowl Yes.
接受 Accept that?
真可笑 当然 好啊 That's funny. Sure, yeah.
伊万 仔细听我说 Ivan, listen to me carefully.
我十分钟后到 I'll be there in ten minutes.
你和你的妓女要跟我走 You and your whore are coming with me.
妓女？ Whore?
你妈是个狗日的… Your mother is a fucking...
-这家伙他妈的是谁 -嘿 我十分钟之后 Who the fuck is this guy? - Hey! I'm gonna be there
就到你那了 你听见了吗 in ten minutes, you hear me?
十分钟后 你们俩就跟我 In ten minutes, both of you are coming with me
去市政厅 down to the city halll
去取消这段婚姻 We're gonna annul this marriage.
听见我说话了吗 这段婚姻要宣布无效 Do you hear me? This marriage is gonna be annulled!
操 我哪也不去 Oh, I am not going fucking anywhere.
你让我们离婚就离婚？ We are not getting a divorce because you tell us to!
操你的 Go fuck yourself!
你才操你的 这怎么样 You go fuck yourself. How about that?
我操自己？我操自己？ Me go fuck myself? Me fuck myself?
你操你自己 操你妈 操他妈的 You go fuck yourself and your fucking mother, motherfuckerl
操 闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck upl
你连我是谁都不知道 You don't even know who the fuck I am.
停 停 停 停 停 托罗斯 托罗斯 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Toros Toros, uh
你说我父母 You said my parents
正在来美国的飞机上 are on their way to America?
他们一个小时之后就要离开俄罗斯了 They are leaving Russia in an hour.
明天 中午 我们要去和他们会合 听见了吗 Tomorrow, noon, we're gonna go meet them, you hear me?
-怎么回事 -别啊 What the fuck is going on? Come on.
-别啊 -来吧 来吧 Come on? Come on, come on, come on.
凭什么我们得走 Why do we have to Ieave the house?
他们不能像这样就随随便便进来 They can't just fucking come in here like that.
不好意思 你他妈离我远点 求你了 Excuse me. Get the fuck away from me, please.
托罗斯十分钟后就到 Toros will be here in ten minutes.
-我们去哪 伊万 -伊万 -伊万 Where are we going, Ivan? - Ivan, Ivan...
我不知道我们要去哪 -但我们得走 I don't know where are we going, but we are going.
他要去哪 Where is he going?
凭什么我们走 凭什么他们留下 Why do we have to Ieave, and why are they staying?
-伊万… -说不通啊 Ivan. That doesn't make any sense.
伊万 你要去哪 Ivan, where are you going?
我们应该打给警察什么的 We should call the fucking police or something.
-万尼亚 -加尼克 Vanya. Garnik!
他说他要走吗 Did he say he's leaving?
-伊万 我们 -走吧 我们走吧 Ivan! We...Let's go, let'sgo, let's go!
好 但我得穿个衣服 Okay! I need to get dressed, though!
我衣服在楼上操 My fucking clothes are upstairs. Fuck!
加尼克 抓住他 加尼克 别让他跑了 Garnik, get him. Garnik, don't let him leave.
他妈的… Where the fuck.
-万尼亚 等等 给我一分钟 -停 停 Vanya, wait. Give me one fucking minute. Stop, stop.
你去哪 我们没时间了 Where are you going? No. We have no time.
我得穿上衣服 伊万 I have to get dressed, Ivan.
-我没穿裤子 -噢 天哪 I have no fucking pants on. Oh, God.
好 拜拜 Okay, bye.
-他刚刚是说拜拜吗？ -什么 Did he say bye? - What the fuck?
-你在开玩笑吗 -他说拜拜？ Are you fucking kidding me? - Did he say bye?
-伊万 -我的天啊 Ivan! - Oh, my fucking Godl
-加尼克 -伊万什么情况 Garnikl- Ivan, what the fuck? l
喔 Whoa. Uh...
给我滚开 Get the fuck out of my way.
伊万 Ivan!
从我面前滚开 操你妈的 Get the fuck out of my fucking way, motherfucker.
-但是你... -别他妈碰我 But you Do not fucking touch mel
不 No. No, no, no.
伊万 伊万 Ivan! Ivan!
-…别他妈碰我 -放轻松 ...fucking touch mel- Relax. Relax.
-没事的 -你他妈才放轻松 It's okay. You fucking relax.
发生什么事了 What is happening?
谁来告诉我一下啊 Somebody talk to me, pleasel
-你别碰我操你妈 -不 只是 Don't you touch me, motherfuckerl No, just.
你怎么回事 What the fuck is wrong with you?
-冷静 -他妈的 Relax. Whoa. Motherfuckerl
都没事吧 Everything all right?
什么 What?
他妈的让人印象深刻 Fucking impressive.
-好吧 -别过来 Okay Stay the fuck back!
不 什么 不不不 No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no!
不行 这样不太好 Put it. It's- it's bad way.
-坐下吧 -你敢 Wha...just sit. I fucking dare you.
再他妈走一步 操你妈的 Take another fucking step, motherfucker.
不 我不会碰你了 No. just...Idon't...I don't touch you.
不不不 别走 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't leave.
没事 It's okay.
就别... Uh, just put it... Whoa!
停下 Stop.
请停下 Please stop.
停下 拜托 Stop, please.
不 停下 No, no. Stop.
停下 拜托 Stop. Stop, please.
加尼克 你在做什么 Garnik, what are you doing?
你要杀了她 Are you killing her?
-停 -操 Stop itl Fuckl
伊万叉耍脾气了？ Ivan throwing another one of his tantrums, huh?
等等 没事的 Hold on. It's okay.
如果你不停下来 If you don't stop
我就要把你绑起来 I will tie you upl
还想把我绑起来？操你妈的 You're not tying me up, motherfucker!
给我滚开 Get the fuck off me!
你他妈疯了 You are fucking insane.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey!
帮帮我 他袭击我 Help mel He's attacking me.
你在对她做什么 兄弟 What the fuck are you doing to her, bro?
滚开 来人帮我 Get the fuck off mel Somebody help!
让他下来 Get him off mel
所以我就把她留在这了啊 so I'm keeping her here.
是的 但是为什么 Yes, but why
要把她绑起来呢 are you tying her up?
她疯了 But she got fucking crazy,
开始到处乱跳 started jumping all around.
我还能怎么办呢 What else could I do?
伊戈尔 你他妈在干什么 Igor, what the fuck are you doing, man?
她扔烛台砸我 She threw the candlestick at me.
把她的腿绑起来 Let's tie her legs.
不 不要 请不要 No, no, no, no! Please, please, please, please don't.
放我走 你这个混蛋 Let me go, you fucking asshole.
狗日的混蛋 Goddamn fucking bastard.
她要跑到哪里去 Where will she run?
我们两个大男人在这呢 你疯了吗 We're two grown men here. Are you out of your mind?
好吧 Okay.
-你他妈这个疯子 -嘿 You crazy motherfuckerl Hey.
他妈的离我远点 You better stay the fuck away from me!
停 听我说 你哪儿都别去 Stop, stop. Listen. You are not going anywhere.
回来 求你了... Come back. Please come.
她会逃跑的 She will run awayl
真的吗 Really?
嘿 停下 Hey, stop.
抓住她 Get her!
滚开 Get the fuck off mel
放我下来 操 Put me down, motherfuckerl
他妈的！ Fuck!
-搞什么鬼！-她咬人！ What the fuck, man! - She's biting, man.
把她腿绑起来 C'mon, tie her legs.
什么 怎么绑 What? How?
你说怎么绑是什么意思 What do you mean how?
怎么都行 想个办法啊 Somehow, dudel
他妈的用什么啊 With fucking what?
什么都行 Use anythingl
那个绳 That cord!
不 不要 No, no, dont. I don't
我都不知道这里发生了什么 I don't even know what is going on here.
我什么都没做 别绑我 I didn't do anything. Don't tie me.
我不会跑的 我保证 I'mnot gonna run. Ipromise.
我冷静了 我什么都不会做的 I'm calm. I'm not gonna do anything.
我不会跑的 I'm not gonna run away.
你不用绑着我 You do not need to tie me.
不 你这个狗娘养的 你不用绑着我 No, you- you motherfucker. You don't need to tie me.
-冷静 听着 -我很冷静 Calm down. Listen, listen. I am calm. I am calm.
伊万的父亲想让婚姻无效 Ivan's father wants this marriage annulled.
你要待在这儿把婚姻解除 You're staying here and getting this annulled.
你听见我老板说的了 You heard my boss.
操你的老板 Fuck your boss.
加尼克 你这个白痴！ Garnik, you stupid fucking idiot!
他妈的 Oh fuck.
我只是想知道发生什么了 I just want to know what is going on.
来个人告诉我怎么回事 Someone fucking tell me what's going on.
我不会跑的 松开我 I'm not gonna run. Let me go.
该死 不对劲 Damn, it's broken.
她好像把我鼻子打断了 I think she broke my nose.
是啊 我很高兴能打断你的鼻子 Yeah. I'm glad I broke your fucking nosel
你这个混蛋 你把我鼻子打断了 You fucking bitch, you broke my nosel
是吗 下次 我会踢碎你的蛋蛋 Yeah? Next time, I'll kick you in the fucking ballsl
天哪 松开我 God, let me go!
加尼克 你这个白痴 说话啊 Garnik, you fucking idiot, talk to mel
给我松绑 操你妈 Fucking untie me, motherfucker!
喂 加尼克 Hello? Garnik?
你这个狗屎 You fucking piece of shit.
真是疯子 给我松绑 Fucking psycho. Fucking untie me.
我不会还手的 I am not fighting.
加尼克！操你的 Garnik! Motherfucker.
我不会还手的 I am not fighting.
我不会跑的 给我松开就行 I'm not gonna run. just fucking untie me.
别给她松开 Don't let her go.
我发誓 I swear.
你真是操了 Oh, you are so fucked.
你会进监狱的 You're going to prison.
你们的冰块在哪呢 Where's your ice?
我等不及看伊万知道之后的反应了 I can't wait until Ivan sees what you did to me.
有钱人没有冰块吗 Rich people don't have ice?
但伊万已经跑了 Ivan did just Ieave the house.
他没有跑 He did not leave.
他只是去搬救兵了 He is going to get help.
我可不觉得 I- I don't think so.
加尼克 Garnik!
你他妈的混蛋 You fucking asshole.
还挺享受呢？ Yeah, I bet you like this, huh?
还挺享受呢吗 你个变态 Yeah, you like this, you sick fuck?
我打赌你喜欢这个 I bet you get off on this.
他妈的神经病 Fucking psycho.
托罗斯 你在哪 Tor, where are you?
给 你个混蛋 Here, you donkey fucker.
打开大门 Open the gate.
好吧先生 但是伊万 Okay, sir, but Ivan just
快他妈的把门打开 Open the fucking gatel
我不会还手的 放开我 I am not fighting. Let me go.
你哪儿也不能去 You are not going anywhere.
无论如何都不要放开她 Don't let her go under any circumstances.
你们俩死定了 You two are fucking dead for this!
我是伊万的老婆 I am Ivan's fucking wife!
万尼亚？ Vanya?
你就是刚才跟我说话的亚美尼亚混蛋吗 Oh, are you the Armenian fuck I was talking to?
到底发生了什么 What the fuck is happening?
这就是那个大老板吗 Is this the big fucking boss?
-这什么情况 -这个就是情况 What happened here? She happened.
嘿 先生 Hey, miister.
你能让这家伙给我松绑吗 Can you fucking tell this guy to untie me?
-什么？ -是她弄的 What? - Yeah, she did this.
-喂 -伊万呢 Hello. Where is Ivan?
伊万跑了 Ivan run away.
-为什么没人… -跑了？ Why the fuck is no one an...Run away?
打扰一下先生 Excuse me, sir. Hello.
-你没拦住他？ -我想拦住他 You didn't stop him? - I- I tried,
但是后来地板上有冰 butthen, uh, there was, uh, ice on the floor.
-我真的尽力去拦住他了 -喂 I tried to stop him. Hello!
-你尽力了？ -喂！ You tried? - Hello!
-有人他妈的听我说吗 -还扯什么尽力了？ Somebody fucking listen to me. You tried? You don't try.
就抓住他就得了 什么叫尽力了 You just grab the guy. What do you mean you tried?
-你是什么意思我不… -所以他跑了？ What do you mean? I'm not a So he's gone?
他们不让我碰那个混蛋 I'm not allowed to touch that motherfucker.
-不好意思 喂 -闭嘴 Excuse me! Hello! Shut the fuck up!
不你他妈的放我走 No, you fucking let me go.
让这家伙放我走 TellFthis guy to fucking let me go.
你在干什么？你为什么让他走了？ What were you doing? Why did you let him leave?
怎么？他让我别碰那家伙 What? He told me not to touch the guy
我在处理她的问题 and Iwas dealing with her.
他妈的 Fucking motherfuckers.
-请留言… -他不接电话 Please leave your message... He doesn't answer.
他不接电话 He doesn't pick up.
嘿臭脸 Hey, fuck face.
你能告诉这个混蛋放我走吗 Can you tell this motherfucker to let me go?
她为什么压着你 伙计 什么情况 Why is she on top of you, man? Wh- Wh- What's going on?
我不知道什么情况 I don't know what's going on.
你能让他给我松绑吗 Can you please tell him to untie me?
-她为什么坐在你身上 -我在抓着她 Why is she sitting on you? - I'm holding her!
把她放下 拜托 Put- put her down, please.
-不别这样 -是的放我下来 No, don't do that. Yes, fucking put me down.
不 别 No, don't do that.
让他把我放下求你了 Tell him to fucking put me down, please.
把她放下 Put her down.
你那么抱着她干吗 Why you holding her like that? - Ow.
-不不不 小心点兄弟 -操 操 No, no, no. Becareful, bro. Fuck. Fuck!
-小心 -为什么… Be careful Why
现在你能让他给我松绑了吗 Hey, now can you tell him to fucking untie me?
你为什么…为什么绑她的手 Why did you...Why...Why did you tie her hands?
-快给我解开 -这样 Untie me. Look.
怎么你怕这个小女孩吗 What, you afraid of this little girl?
你能叫他给我松绑吗 Can you tell him to fucking untie me?
她是一只野兽 She's an animal.
她只是个小女孩 所以她... She's a fucking little girl! So, she.
-她把你们俩都打了 -她打架可不像个小女孩 She beat you both up? - She's not fighting like one.
-我去拿手机 -你能给她松绑吗 I'm gonna get my phone. Can you untie her?
如果你给她松绑 我就要走了 兄弟 If you untie her, I'm just leaving, bro.
别太荒谬了 放了她吧 This is ridiculous, man. Untie her.
-太尴尬了 -她又得开始打人了 It's embarrassing. She will start swinging again.
别 Don't do that.
-操 -她是个野兽 Fuck you. She's an animal, bro.
-相信我 -不 这些家伙是 Trust me. No, these guys are
-该死的骗子 -好 听我说 fucking liars. Okay, listen to me.
你的手机呢 能把手机给我吗 Where is your phone? Can you please give me your phone?
我的手机在别的房间 My phone is in the other room.
你给我松绑 我就去拿手机 I will go get my phone if you untie me.
-给我松绑 -哪呢 I need you to untie me. Where?
哪个房间 那边吗 你能... Which other room? Over there? Can- can you.
去把她的电话拿来 Go grab her phone, please.
-然后电话给万尼亚 -我给你松绑 and I'll call Vanya. I will untie you.
-给我一分钟 -不 不 别这样 Give me a minute. - No! No, don't do thatl
我要用你的手机打给伊万 I just need your phone to call Ivan.
我知道 我去拿手机 I know, and...I will get my phone.
我们先冷静一下 Let's just calm down for one second.
-小心 -冷静一下 Careful. Calm down for a second.
-冷静点 -我很冷静 Just calm down. I am calm.
-我他妈动不了 -听我说 I'm not fucking moving. And listen to me.
好吧 我们这里有紧急情况 Okay, look, we have an emergency here.
这很重要 It's very important.
好吧我需要你配合 我求你了 Okay, I need you to cooperate. I'm begging you.
你的人冲进来 Your guys came in here.
他们把伊万赶出了房子 They chased Ivan out of the fucking house.
他们把我绑了起来 还袭击我 They fucking tied me. They attacked me.
那个混蛋让我坐在他大腿上 That motherfucker was making me sit on his fucking lap.
你们这些人真是疯了 Your guys are fucking crazy.
事情发展成那样我很抱歉 I- I'm terribly sorry it went down that way, okay?
我非常抱歉 I'm terribly sorry.
但现在我们得给他打电话 好吗 But now we have to just call him, okay?
给 请帮帮我 Here. Help me; please.
他电话在你手机里吗 He's- he's on your phone?
是的 备注名是”丈夫” Yeah, it's under"husband. "
好吧 好吧 Okay. Yep.
丈夫 "Husband. "
开始吧 Here we go.
请留言 Please leave your message.
转到语音信箱 It goes to voicemail.
真他妈棒的丈夫啊 That's a fucking great husband you have.
先是丢下你 现在又不接你电话 First ditches you, now doesn't answer your calls.
还真正的婚姻 拉倒吧 Real marriage my ass, man.
他跑了 He's flown the coop.
该死的小混蛋 Fucking little piece of shit.
我不知道你们这是什么... I don't know what kind of.
该死的破家庭纠纷 fucked- up family shit is going on here,
但伊万和我已经结婚了 行吗 but Ivan and I are married, okay?
这是真正的婚姻 我不会离婚的 This is a real marriage, and I'm not getting a divorce.
这不是真正的婚姻 This is not a real marriage.
这是真正的婚姻 This is a real marriage.
好吧 我们要宣布婚姻无效 Okay, and we're getting it annulled,
你对此没有发言权 and you have no say in it.
我他妈是他老婆 Well, I'm his fucking wife,
所以我觉得我有发言权 so I do think I have a say in it.
绝对没有 Absolutely not.
听我说 Listen to what I'm telling you.
你们非法结婚了 You got married illegally,
这是一场诈骗婚姻 it's a fraud marriage, and we're
-我们需要尽快取消 -诈骗？ getting it annulled A. S. A. P. Afraud marriage?
不我们是两个自愿且合法结婚的成年人 No, we are two consenting adults who got married legally,
你他妈什么都做不了 and there is nothing you can fucking do about it.
不这是伊万在胡闹 No, this is Ivan just fooling around!
-你能别扯了吗 -不不是 Would you get over it? - No, it's not.
-你根本没法想象 -哦是么 You have no fucking idea. Oh, yeah?
你们什么时候认识的 When'd you guys meet, huh?
-你什么时候认识他的 -在脱衣舞俱乐部 When did you meet him? - Strip club.
我告诉你 你根本不认识这个人 I am telling you, you do not know this guy.
我真的认识他 I do know him.
我告诉你 你不了解这个人 You do not know this guy, I'm telling you.
-噢 我了解我丈夫 真的 -不你不了解 Oh, I know my husband. I do. No, you don't.
这是典型的伊万做派 It's classic Ivan.
我从他六岁开始 I've been dealing with his shit since he was.
-就在收拾他的烂摊子了 -典型的伊万做派 he was six years old. Classic Ivan.
现在他父母要杀了我 And now his parents are gonna kill me,
而我的家人再也不会理我了 and my fucking family will never talk to me again.
小混蛋 Little bastard.
然而你就为了这个家伙 离开了洗礼仪式 And you left the baptism half way because of this guy.
-可不是吗 -天啊 Tell me about it. Oh my God.
我爱我老公 我要永远和他在一起 I love my husband, and I plan on being with him forever.
不 别跟我胡扯 No, don't give me that bullshit.
别跟我胡扯 你不爱他 Do not give me that bullshit. You don't love him.
你不爱他 他也不爱你 You do not love him and he doesn't love you.
你明白吗？那是你的想法 You understand? That's in your head.
我等不及要生伊万的孩子了 I can't wait to have Ivan's children.
事实上 我可能已经怀孕了 In fact, I think I'm probably already pregnant.
我当然希望你是在撒谎 I- I certainly hope you're lying,
因为不然这个情况也得处理掉 cause we're gonna have to take care of that, too.
-我向你保证 -你他妈会的 - I promise you that. Oh, the- the fuck you will.
-是的我们会的 -我希望你们所有人 Yes, we will And I would like all of you
给我松绑 离开我家 to fucking untie me and leave my home,
-否则我就起诉你们 -你家？ or Iwill be pressing charges. Your home? !
-是的 我家 -这不是伊万的家 Yeah, myhome. This isn't Ivan's home.
这是他父亲的房子 This is his father's house.
伊万所有的东西都是他父亲的 Everything Ivan has belongs to his father.
你明白吗？伊万一无所有 You understand? Ivan has nothing.
你俩用来打炮的那间卧室 You know that bedroom you've been fucking in?
那是他父母的房间 That's his parents'room.
你知道伊万的房间在哪吗 Do you know where is Ivan's room?
在走廊尽头 墙上挂着他妈的宇宙飞船 It's down the hall with fucking spaceships on the walls.
知道为什么吗 Do you know why?
-你知道为什么吗 -告诉我为什么 Do you know why? - Fucking tell me why.
你已经要告诉我了 所以… You're already gonna tell me, so...
因为他还是个孩子 就是这样 Because he's a fucking child. That's why.
还是个他妈的小屁孩 Fucking kid.
你不明白 和你这样的人结婚 You don't understand- he's shamed his family
让他的家人蒙羞 by marrying somebody like you.
如果你觉得他们能放任这事情发生 If you think for a second this is gonna be allowed,
那你就大错特错了 you're dead wrong.
事实上 如果你不帮我解决这个问题 In fact, if- if you don't help me fix this,
我就要逮捕你 I'm gonna have you arrested.
-我会逮捕你的 -逮捕？ I'm gonna have you arrested. - Arrested?
是的 Yeah.
-太他妈搞笑了 -是的 That's fucking hilarious. Yep.
-凭什么抓我 -凭什么？ Arrested for what? - For what?
-是的 -我告诉你凭什么 Yeah. Ill tell you for what.
-非法闯入 -非法闯入 Trespassing. "Trespassing. "
诈骗 欺骗 Fraud, cheating.
-盗窃 -盗窃？ Theft. Theft?
-是的盗窃 -袭击 Yes, theft. Assault.
现在这个情况已经再清楚不过了 And I...actually, the picture is very, very clear here.
一个诡计多端的妓女和伊万结婚了 A scheming prostitute married Ivan, cheated.
骗伊万和她结婚 cheated Ivan to marry her
这样她就能从他富有的家族那里捞钱 so she can steal from his wealthy family.
-就是这样 -肯定是这样 That's it. Mm- hmm. Definitely.
我相信你已经有犯罪记录了 And I'm sure you already have criminal record, so.
肯定会被判的 For sure happened.
是的 三二一 你就进监狱了 Yeah. One, two, three, youlre in jail.
-很容易 -是的 Easy. Yep
伊万向我求婚了 Ivan proposed to me.
他想结婚 He wanted to get married.
他还他妈的给我戴了个戒指 He put a fucking ring on my finger.
-你看到了吗 -戒指吗？ Do you see this shit? - What ring?
他给我买了个四克拉的戒指 He bought me a fucking four- carat ring.
你看看像真的吗 混蛋 Does this look real to you, motherfucker?
我打赌你以前从没见过这种东西对吧 Bet you've never seen one of these before, have you, huh?
把她手上的戒指摘下来 Take that ring off her finger.
不 不 No. No.
这是伊万给我的戒指 This is my fucking ring Ivan gave me.
把那该死的戒指给我 Give me that fucking ring.
我才不要把戒指给你 I am not giving you the fucking ring.
你敢碰我 我就他妈的尖叫 混蛋 You touch me, and I will fucking scream, motherfucker.
别过来 Do not come for me.
把她那该死的戒指摘下来 Get that fucking ring off of her.
-小心 -抓住腿 Be careful. Hold the legs.
小心点 Careful, bro!
这是扎哈罗夫家的财产 This is Zakharov's property.
-操你的！去你妈的！-闭嘴 闭嘴 Fuck you! Fuck youl Shut up Shut up.
强奸 Rape!
嘿 别叫 Hey, hey, don't scream.
嘿 她在喊什么 Hey, what- what is she saying?
-强奸 强奸！-闭嘴 你他妈的闭嘴 Rape! Rapel Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
她是在喊强奸吗 她是… Is she saying, "Rape"? Is she.
怎么啦 怎么啦 闭嘴！ What? What? Shut upl
她咬人 She bites!
让她闭嘴！不然有人要报警了 Shut her mouth! Somebody is going to call the policel
-怎么弄 -快让她闭嘴 How? - You got to shut her up!
-怎么弄 我得需要块抹布什么的 -操！ How? I need a rag or something! Motherfucker!
你他妈的闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
别叫了 Stop screaming.
请不要再叫了 Please stop screaming.
请不要再尖叫了 Please stop screamingl
明天起来第一件事 You get us in front of that judge
就是让我们上法庭 first thing in the morning,
否则扎哈罗夫家就会和你的公司断绝往来 or the family cuts ties with your firm.
就是这么简单 Simple as that.
不 别挣扎了 No, no no trying.
一切都会好的 Everything will be okay.
是的 Yeah.
是时候搞定这个婊子了 走吧 Time to break this bitch. Let's go.
你现在冷静了吗 You calm now?
你要规矩点吗 You gonna behave?
小心 Careful.
相信我 我知道 Trust me, I know.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
你在想这个小混蛋背叛了你 You're thinking this little shit betrayed you.
但是你猜怎么着 他也背叛了我 Well, guess what, he betrayed me, too, okay?
也背叛了我 Me, too.
明白了吧 You see?
他背叛了我们所有人 He betrayed all of us.
因为他被宠坏了 根本不想长大 Cause he's a spoiled brat that doesn't want to grow up.
简直臭名昭著 Big- time.
现在这烂摊子摆在我们面前 我们就得... And now we re in this mess that we have to...
我们就得一起解决 we have to fix it together.
懂了吗 You understand?
但我会帮你的 But I'm gonna help you.
好吗 我会帮你的 Okay? I'm gonna help you.
在我看来 你们结婚就是为了绿卡 The way I see it, this is a green card marriage.
所以 伊万欠了你一笔结婚的报酬 Therefore, Ivan owes you a green card marriage fee.
这样才公平 It's only fair.
所以 婚姻无效之后 So, once this thing is annulled,
我保证你能拿到一万美元的现金报酬 I'm gonna make sure you get $10, 000 fee in cash.
好吗？ Hmm?
我要把这个拿下来了 但是别叫 好吗 I'm gonna bring this down, but no screaming, okay?
叫的话 我就把它塞回去 If you scream, this goes right back in.
懂了吗 You understand?
一万 Ten K.
这已经是最好的报酬了 亲爱的 It's as good as you're gonna get here, honey.
怎么说 What do you say?
我想先和伊万聊聊 然后再考虑这些问题 I want to talk to Ivan before agreeing to any of this.
当然 Sure. Of course.
我们都想和伊万聊聊 We all want to talk to Ivan.
我们的目的是一样的 We want the same thing.
好了 让我们找到该死的伊万吧 Okay, so let's fucking find Ivan.
好吧 但看着我 AII right, but look at me.
看着我 Look at me.
等我们找到伊万 我们会找到他的 Once we find Ivan which we will-
然后我们宣布婚姻无效 我们一定会的 and we get this thing annulled- which we will-
你就带着你的一万元报酬走人 you're gonna walk away with ten K fee
然后永远都不要再联系他了 and never, ever contact Ivan again.
听明白了吗 Is that understood?
把她松开 Untie her.
你拿到他们的结婚证和护照了吗 You got their marriage license and passport?
不好意思 我得换衣服了 Excuse me, I have to get dressed.
我能有点私人空间吗 Can I have some privacy, please?
阿诺拉·米赫耶娃 Anora Mikheeva?
阿妮 叫我阿妮就好了 Ani. It's Ani.
这上面写的是阿诺拉 It says Anora.
我知道 但是大家都叫我阿妮 I know, but I go by Ani.
-谢谢 -好了 进来吧 Thank you. Okay, get in.
所以我的活儿结束了？ So I'm done?
找到他之前你都得跟着我们一起 进来吧 You're with us until we find him. Get in.
等等 他怎么回来了 Wait, why is...why is he getting back here?
我是不会坐在这个该死的疯子旁边的 I'm not sitting next to this fucking psychopath.
你才是该死的疯子呢 You are the fucking psychopath.
对 到前面来 Yes, get in the front.
我他妈不想坐在你旁边 I don't want to fucking sit next to you.
我不会和你回去的 I'm not getting back there with you.
真他妈不敢相信 Un- fucking- believable.
克拉拉 过来 Klara, come here.
今天的屋子比较乱 It's a bit messier than usual today.
这是给你的 不许问问题 So this is for you. No questions.
你是说他会在那里吗 So you're saying he's gonna be there?
我他妈不知道 I have no fucking idea.
他最好在 He better be.
好了 走吧 Okay, let's gol
我得去医院 I need to go to the hospital
不用 你没事 别担心了 No, you're okay. Don't worry about it.
我有事 哥们 No, I'm not, bro.
我感觉我可能有脑震荡了 I feel like I have a concussion or something.
-刚才的事情... -走吧 I'm sorry for whatLet's go!
走吧 走吧 Let's gol Let's gol
…我很抱歉 ...was happening back there.
我怎么能想到… How could I have imagined.
离她远点！ Leave her the fuck alone, man!
我的头好痛 哥们 My head is pounding, bro.
你都不能... You can't even.
闭嘴 加尼克 Shut it, Garnikl
天啊 你这么开下去 Oh, my God, we're gonna
我们会他妈的出车祸的 get into a fucking car accident with you driving like that.
-你是想自杀还是怎么的 -快他妈闭嘴吧 Are you suicidal or something? - Just shut the fuck up.
你他妈都快撞到那个老奶奶了 You almost hit that fucking old lady.
你懂什么开车 What do you know about driving?
-你懂什么 -你他妈闭嘴 - What do you know? - You shut the fuck up.
你他妈一路上都在 You've been bitching and moaning
为了脸上的一点小擦伤 this entire fucking car ride
抱怨不停 无病呻吟 about a little fucking scratch on your face.
你是我见过的最没骨气的人 You're the biggest fucking pussy I ever met.
只是别一次吃完 Just don't eat all at once.
什么玩意 What the fuck?
好了 走吧 没关系的 Okay, let's go. It doesn't matter.
-走吧 -走吧 Let's go. Let's go.
再快点 A little bit faster.
快点 Hurry up
-嘿 克丽斯塔尔 -嘿 阿妮 Hey, Crystal. Hey, Ani.
嘿 你今天看到万尼亚了吗 Hey, have you seen Vanya today?
-没有 怎么了 还好吗 -没有吗 No, why? Is everything okay? - No?
呃 还好 没事 Uh, yeah, everything's fine.
能帮我给他打个电话吗 Could you give him a call for me, please?
好的 怎么回事呀 Okay. What's going on?
我只需要你给他打个电话 I just need you to call him.
能帮我给他打个电话吗 Can you do me a favor and call him?
-嗯... -别问太多了 Um...Don't ask too many questions.
就拿出手机打给他吧 Just pick up your phone and call him.
好的 汤姆 Okay. Tom?
-汤姆 阿妮过来了… -小姐 Tom, Ani's here Miss?
-嘿 汤姆 -怎么了 阿妮 Hey, Tom. What's up, Ani?
你今天见到万尼亚了吗 Have you seen Vanya today?
还没有 I have not. No.
好的 嗯 他给你发过短信或者打过电话吗 Okay, um, has he, like, texted or called you at all?
没 完全没有 No, not at all. No.
好的 你现在能帮我给他打给电话吗 Okay, could you just call him right now for me?
-等等这些人是谁 -朋友 你能不能... Wait. Who are these dudes? - My friend, can you...
-没事的 只是… -你能打给伊万吗 It's- it's fine. IjustCan you call Ivan, please?
-还好吗 -等等 发生什么事了 Is everything okay? - Wait, what's going on?
-没事的 -为什么要让我打给伊万 Everything is fine. Why would I call Ivan?
拿出手机打给他吧 Just pick up your phone and call him.
我不会打给他的 你是谁 I'm not gonna call him. Who are you?
我是谁不重要 我只需要你给他打电话 Doesn't matter who I am. I just need you to call him.
你是谁很重要 我不会把手机给你 It does matter. I'm not gonna give you
-让你他妈给伊万打电话的 -听着 my fucking phone to call Ivan. Listen.
伊万麻烦大了 我们得找到他 Ivan is in a lot of trouble. We need to find him.
嘿 嘿 你们最好马上让伊万听电话 Hey, hey, one of you better get Ivan on the line now.
“听...听电话”？ "On...on the line"?
-“听电话”？-这他妈有什么好笑的 "On the line"? What the fuck is funny?
-这些人都他妈是谁 -他妈都哪里好笑了 哥们 - Who the fuck are these guys? - What the fuck is funny, man?
我让你给伊万打电话 有什么问题吗 I'm telling you to call Ivan. What's wrong with that?
别自找麻烦 哥们 我会回来 Don't complicate your life. Man, I'm gonna come back there
-然后他妈的... -我会给你 and just gonna fuckingI'll complicate
添麻烦的 你个狗娘养的 your fucking life, you motherfucker.
-为什么 -那可不是一个好主意 Why? That's not a good idea.
-给我滚出去 -那可不是一个好主意 Get the fuck out of here. That is not a good idea.
-给我滚出去 -汤姆 Get the fuck out of here. Tom.
怎么了 伙计 What's up, man?
挺强硬的 你打算拿它怎么办 Tough guy. What do you plan to do with that?
再不滚出去 我就打断你的腿 Break your legs if you don't get the fuck out.
-我告诉你了 这他妈是个坏主意 -汤姆 - I told you it's a fucking bad idea. Tom.
所以现在就拿出手机给他打电话吧 So pick up your phone and call him now.
-喔喔喔 -汤姆 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom.
滚吧 Fuck off.
他妈的砸烂一切 Fucking smash everything.
-你干什么 -该死 该死 What the fuck? - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
快他妈让他停下 什么玩意 Tell him to fucking stop! What the fuck?
-哦不 -他妈的给伊万打电话 Oh, no. Fucking call Ivan nowl
-什么玩意 哥们 -好的 好的 What the fuck, man? - Okay, okay.
-该死 上帝啊 -疯了吧 Jesus, fuck! - That's crazy.
-哦 该死 -我完蛋了 Oh, fuck. I am so fucked.
开免提 Put it on speaker.
我完蛋了 I am so fucked.
请留言... Please leave your message.
-你的手机呢 -等一下 哥们 Where's your phone? Hold on, man.
别弄坏东西了 好吗 Just don't break anything, all right?
-打给他 -什么玩意 Call him. What the fuck?
-开免提 -好的 好的 Put it on speaker. There you go. There you go.
别弄坏了 哥们 Just don't break anything, man.
他不会接电话的 他不会接的 He's not gonna answer the phone. He's not gonna answer.
-我知道 我知道 -请留言... - I know. I know it. Please leave your message灬
他他妈的不会接电话的 He's not gonna fucking answer.
他的其他朋友呢 Where's his other friend?
他和亚历克斯在一起吗 Is he with Aleks?
亚历克斯现在在上班呢 Aleks is working right now.
-他不可能和亚历克斯在一起的 -他在哪上班 He can't be with Aleks. Where is he working?
塔蒂亚娜那里 Tatiana's.
-该死 -走吧 Fuck. Let's go.
哦不 No. Oh, no.
发生什么了 What the hell?
-上帝啊 -你要去哪里 Jesus fucking Christ. Where are you going?
-到车上去 -五分钟就能走到了 To the car. It's five- minute walk.
不不不 我不会走过去的 No, no, no. I'm not walking down there.
-我们开车过去吧 -这太他妈冷了 Let's drive up there. It's fucking freezing.
不要 我不想再找车位了 No, I'm not gonna look for other parking.
-来 走吧 -为什么不开车 Come on, let's go. Why don't we drive?
就在那里不远 走吧 It's right here. Walk.
快点 动起来 Chop- chop. Move.
你是故意的吗 搞什么鬼 Are you doing this on purpose? What the fuck, bro.
五分钟可他妈早过去了 That took way fucking longer than five minutes.
四位吗 Table for four?
亚历克斯在吗 亚历克斯？ Is Aleks here? Aleks?
亚历克斯 Aleks?
他应该在这工作 He should be working here.
-助理厨师？-是的 The assistant cook? - Yes.
-走吧 -别 等一下 Let's go. No, wait. Hold on.
-你们不能进去 -不 你没关系 You guys cannot go in there. No, you're good. You're good.
他们知道自己在做什么 别紧张 They know what they're doing, relax.
-哦 天啊 亚历克斯 -阿妮 Oh, my God, Aleks. Ani!
-你见到万尼亚了吗 -没有 怎么了 Have you seen Vanya? - No. What's going on?
我们在找万尼亚 家里有急事 We're looking for Vanya. It's a family emergency.
-你见到伊万了吗 -这他妈是怎么回事 Have you seen Ivan? - What the fuck is going on?
-你见到伊万了吗 -没有 Have you seen Ivan? No
没事的 没事的 You're good. No, you're good.
没事的 别担心 别担心 You're good. Don't worry. Don't worry about it.
-你能给他打电话吗 -我没碰见他 Can you call him, please? - I haven't seen him.
-打给他 真的吗 -对 打给他吧 Call him? Really? Yes, just call him.
对 给他打电话 拜托了 Yes, please call him. Call him.
你是演员吗 我好像在哪里见过你 Are you an actress? I saw you somewhere?
-嗯 -我不是演员 Huh? I'm not an actress, no.
不是吗 你长得挺好看的 No? You look good.
你是哪里人 Where are you from?
把你的手机给我一下 Give me your phone one second. One second.
我们哪里都找不到万尼亚 We can't find Vanya anywhere.
你今天和他说过话吗 Have you talked to him today?
没 我还没见过他呢 No, I haven't saw him.
他可能在家吧 He's probably at home.
他不在家 而且 No, he'snot at home, and Tom and Crystal
汤姆和克丽斯塔尔也没见过他 haven't seen him, either.
能把我手机还我吗 Can I have my phone back, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
-我需要伊万的照片 -好的 I need Ivan's photo. Okay.
你手机上一定有丈夫的照片 You got to have your husband's photo on your phone.
我不会把我的手机给你的 No, Iam not giving you my phone.
我需要用一下你的手机 Ineed yourphone for onesecond.
-我需要你的手机 -不要 而且我警告你 I just need your phoner No, and you know what?
你要是再碰我的话 我他妈就要叫了 If you touch me again, I will fucking scream.
嘘 嘘 别 停下 Shh, shh. Stop. Stop.
用Instagram Use Instagram.
我不用Instagram的 我是成年人了 I don't have Instagram. I'm an adult, man.
你他妈在说什么 What are you talking about?
你们会让我丢了工作的 拜托 You're going to cost me my job here. Please.
我拿着呢 给 I have it. Here.
-阿妮 这是怎么回事 -我们在找... Ani, what's- what's going on? - We're looking for...
我们在找万尼亚 我们不知道他去哪里了 We're looking for Vanya. We don't know where he is.
但是 这人他妈的疯了 But it's like, this nigga's fucking insane.
好了 谢谢 你要... Okay, thank you. Where
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
你觉得他会和达莎在一起吗 You think that he would be with Dasha?
除非他去巴哈马找她 Not unless he's in Bahamas with her
和她的新炮友了 and her new fuck boy.
把音乐停一下 把音乐关了 Stop the music one second. Stop the music.
对不起 我非常抱歉 Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry.
但我需要占用你们一分钟注意力 But I need one minute of your attention.
我们生病的孩子失踪了 We are looking for a missing child, a sick child.
这是他的照片 I'm going to show you his photo.
如能提供任何信息 将不胜感激 Any information would be greatly appreciated.
我们付的钱 他却想引起注意 We're the ones fucking paying and he wants attention?
抱歉 但这孩子病得很重 My apologies, but the kid is very sick.
如果你见过他 请告诉我们 Please let us know if you've seen him.
你没看见他？ You didn't see him?
-给我支烟 -开什么玩笑？ Give me a cigarette. - Are you kidding me?
我快冻僵了 这家伙还想要烟 I'm freezing, and this guy wants cigarettes.
托罗斯 说真的… Toros, seriously...
你不捂好脖子的话 会着凉的 You'll get cold if you don't cover your neck.
你为什么要带着那个 Why did you bring that?
你他妈为什么要带着那个 Why the fuck did you bring that?
为什么 好再他妈用它堵我的嘴吗 Why? So you could fucking gag me again?
混蛋 Motherfucker.
该死 把围巾给我 Fuck it. Give me the scarf.
不 不 不 No! Nol Nol
老天爷啊 Swear to God!
嘿 嘿 这是我的车 Hey! Heyl This is my car!
不不不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-不不不 -哥们 已经挂上拖车了 No, no no. Man, it's already attached.
-拜托 -已经挂上了 Please. It's already attached.
我得拖走它 我得拖走它 I got to take it. I got to take it in.
-别把我的车拖走 -不要这样 Don't take my car. Don't do that.
这是我的车 This is my car.
嘿 听我说 嘿 是你的问题 Hey, listen to me. Heyl It's your fault!
是你把车他妈的停在路中间的 好吗 You were parked in the middle of the fucking street, okay?
朋友 我只是在停车 My friend, I was just parkingl
这里没有标志 There is no sign.
-我给你钱 要多少 -听着 - I'll give you money. How much? - Listen to me.
-一百 两百 还是三百 告诉我 -听着 你得去那边的院子 100, 200, 300? Tell me. Listen, down in the yard,
-你得去和他们说 -拿钱吧 you're gonna talk to people. Take the money.
-好吗 你和他们说... -拿钱吧 Okay? You're gonna talk...Take the money.
去你的 去你的 Fuck you, then. Fuck you.
-你什么意思 去我的 -去你的 What do you mean, fuck me? - Fuck you.
什么... 我他妈不管了 What the...I don't give a shit.
-嘿 -给我滚开 Hey. Get the fuck out of my way.
从车上下来 You get out the fucking car!
这是你自找的 You fucking asked for this.
我他妈刚干了两周 I've been on the job two fucking weeks, bro!
你他妈是认真的吗 What the fuck are you...Are you fucking kidding?
开什么玩笑 Fucking kidding mel
-我的天啊 -天啊 Oh, my fucking God. - Jesus Christ!
你到底在 Are you fucking. ...
都是因为你 都是因为你 It's all because of you. It's all because of you.
-去你妈的 -上车 Fuck you! Get in the car!
-上车 上车 -你完蛋了 Come on! Come onl You are so fucked.
我记住你的车牌号了 I have your license plate.
你们上车的话就一起完蛋 If you get in that car, you're all fucked.
不不不 No, no, no, no, nol
你们他妈在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
该死的俄罗斯人 Fuck you, Russiansl
天啊 God. Jesus Christ.
你们就是一群疯子 You guys are fucking crazy.
就算找一晚上 We're going to find this fucker
也得找到这个小混蛋 even if it takes all fucking night.
我用我母亲的生命起誓 I swear on my mother's life...
你他妈干了什么 What the fuck did you just do?
拜托 给我点线索吧 Come on, give me something. Like, something.
-你们通常去哪里 -我不知道 Some...Where would you...I don't know.
-我不知道 -想想 会去哪里 I don't know. Think. Think. Where?
他喜欢打游戏 He......Gaming. He likes video games.
也许他在游戏厅吧 Maybe he'll be at an arcade or something. I don't know.
快点 醒醒 老兄 Hurry up. Stay awake, man.
今天有人见过这家伙吗 Guys, anybody see this guy today?
你见过瓦尼亚·扎哈罗夫吗 Have you seen Vanya Zakharov?
你们今天见过这孩子吗 Guys, see this kid today?
台球厅 Oh! Billiard hall.
是那家台球厅 There- there is the billiard hall.
还记得五年前我们 Remember five years ago we.
你教他打台球吗 you- you were teaching him how to play billiard?
我们就是在这里玩的 就在拐角 We played here, right here around the corner.
-记得吗 -五年前吗 You remember? - Five years ago?
我记得 I remember.
朋友 打扰一分钟 Come, come. One second, my friend.
看下这张照片 你见过这家伙吗 Look at this picture. Have you seen this guy?
伊万 伊万 Ivan, Ivan.
-这是万尼亚吗 -是的 Is that Vanya? - Yeah.
你们今天见过他吗 Have you seen him today?
-今天没见过 -没有 No, not today. No.
不过他的派对超棒 He does the greatest parties, though.
是的 他真的很酷 Yeah, he's really cool.
看见她我就想吐 I want to vomit when I see her face.
请留言 Please leave your message.
请问你们见过这个人吗 Guys, have you seen this guy?
他走丢了 He's- he's been missing.
确定吗 You sure?
问问他们 Let me ask them.
-等等 -给我一分钟 Wait, stop. - Give me a second.
你们今天见过这个人吗 Guys, have you seen this...this guy today?
没有 No.
他可能不是失踪了 可能是被绑架了 He's probably not lost, perhaps he is kidnapped.
行吧 绑架 当然了 Yeah sure, kidnapped...Of course.
再想再想再想 Think, think, think, think.
你能接着给他打电话吗 And can you keep calling him, please?
什么情况 What the fuck?
-我的天啊 -你是在 Oh, my God. Oh, you got to be
-开玩笑吗 -真他妈见鬼 fucking kidding mel Jesus fucking Christ.
你知道我老婆 You understand that my wife
明天得开这辆车吗 has to drive this car tomorrow?
你懂吗 Do you?
我要怎么才能让味道散掉啊 How am I gonna get rid of this smell? Huh?
你还是滚回埃里温吧 It's better you go back to Yerevan.
别跟着我了 Fucking get rid of you.
你想把我们都炸飞吗 Do you want to blow us up?
-我很小心的 -滚开 I'm careful. Fuck off!
有多远滚多远 Get the fuck out of herel
比起我你更在乎伊万 You care about Ivan more than me.
赶紧动手清理 Start cleaningl
到底谁更重要 伊万还是你快死的兄弟 Who's more important? Ivan or your dying brother?
我不要坐回去了 Yeah, I'm not getting back in there.
没门 Mm- mm.
这里面还是臭的 It still fucking stinks in here.
操 我知道 妈的 Fuck, I know. Shitl
你跟他去过哪家夜店 Which clubs did you go with him?
-我不知道 我们去过 -什么 - I don't know. We went to...Huh?
我不知道 我们去过很多家 I don't know. We went to a lot of'em.
一家一家挨着找 Take me to every single one.
你今天见过这个人吗 Hey, have you seen this guy today?
见过 我们把他轰出去了 他喝多了 Yeah, we cut him off. He was wasted.
什么时候 When?
大概二十分钟前 Like 20 minutes ago.
他刚走 He just left.
你们今天见过这个人吗 Have you guys seen this guy today?
没有吗 No?
你是不是在打听伊万·扎哈罗夫 Did you ask about Ivan Zakharov?
-我有他的一张八百美元的账单 -他现在在哪儿 He left me an$800 bill. - Where is he now?
我怎么知道 但得有人付我钱 How should I know? But somebody has to pay me.
我已经向他道过歉了 I told him my apologies.
你可以再替我道一次歉 You can tell him one more time.
我一定会补偿你的 I'm gonna definitely make them up to you.
补偿他们 或者补偿你 Or up to them, or up to you.
我能怎么办 Wh- What can I do?
你想让我怎么做 Wh- What do you want me to do?
他没事 He's fine.
告诉他母亲一切顺利 Tell his mom that everything is fine,
他就坐在我边上 he's sitting next to me.
我是说...我不能再聊了 我得挂了 I'm telling you...I can't talk anymore. I have to go.
不是 No.
看起来像真貂皮 It looks like real mink.
当然了 你为什么 Of course I do. Why you.
我也很羞愧 I am ashamed as well.
这他妈是俄罗斯紫貂皮 It's fucking Russian sable, okay?
比貂皮贵多了 Which is worth a lot more than mink.
我当然感到羞愧了 Of course I'm ashamed.
不 别提那个小孩了 No, don't- don't ta...don't talk about that baby.
你们今天见过这个人吗 Guys, have you seen this guy today?
去排队 End of the line.
我就想问一下 I just have a question.
你有见过这个孩子吗 Have you seen this kid?
见过 他三十分钟前来过 Yeah, he was here 30 minutes ago.
醉到走不进来 He was too drunk to enter.
-你知道他去哪儿了吗 -我他妈怎么知道 Do you know where he went? - Who the fuck knows.
请出示身份证 Your I. D please.
你真是个烂教父 (in Armenian): What a shitty godfather you are.
你没保护好那孩子 让他自己走了 Instead of protecting the child, you just left him.
你他妈在逗我吗 (in Armenian): Are you fucking with me?
他可能去痛饮狂欢了 Maybe he's on a bender.
你要是这么厉害 (in Armenian): If you're so competent,
你为什么放他走了 why did you let him leave?
”痛饮狂欢”用英语怎么说 How do you say bender?
呃”痛饮狂欢” Uh, "bender. "
对 痛饮狂欢 It- it's a bender. Yeah.
托罗斯 这和厉不厉害有什么关系 (in Armenian): Tor, what does that have to do with competence?
我真操了 我没答应过要这么折腾 (in Armenian): Fuck this shit. I didn't sign up for this.
我只想回亚美尼亚的家里去 这里烂透了 I just want to go home to Armenia. This sucks.
我完蛋了 I'm so fucked.
彻底完了 So fucked!
他搞我比搞你狠多了 You know, he fucked me much harder than he fucked you.
-是吗 -绝对是 Oh, yeah? - Hundred percent.
相信我 Trust me.
到现在还没找到 那就不可能找到了 If we haven't found him by now, we are not finding him.
我问你了吗 我问你了吗 Did I ask you? Did I ask you?
我就这么一说 I'm just saying, man.
从现在开始我再也不说话了 I'm not going to talk at all from now on.
阿妮那个超级有钱的老公 Ani's fucking billionaire husband
刚进来找乐子了 just strolled in, and he's looking for action.
我要去招呼他 And I'm gonna give him some.
万尼亚吗 Vanya?
万尼亚 Vanya.
这太让人难过了 You know, it's so sad.
他们的婚姻肯定已经彻底完蛋了 That marriage must really be in the toilet already.
万尼亚在这里吗 Vanya's here?
借过 Scuse!
-你今天见过这个人吗 -没有 Have you seen this guy today? - No.
你呢 先生 How about you, sir?
伊戈尔 谢谢你的药 Igor, thank you for the pills.
我想要他点的那种汉堡 给我一个 I want what he had. I want one of those.
你他妈没听见吗 我说”给我一个” Did you fucking hear me? I said, "I want one of those. "
不行 No
?
妈的为什么不行 What the fuck? Why
因为我不贩毒 Cause I don't deal drugs.
一个能住在布莱特沃特的街头混混 A fucking gopnik who can afford to live in Brightwater
居然不贩毒 and doesn't deal drugs?
说得跟真的似的 Yeah, right.
我住的是外婆的房子 毒品是她的 It's my grandmother's apartment and her drugs.
我没有毒品了 我也不是街头混混 I don't have any more, and I'm not gopnik.
你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
你是个死基佬 You're a faggot- ass bitch, is what you are.
朋友 你们今天见过这个人吗 Hey, guys, have you seen this guy today?
没有 No.
死娘炮 Fucking faggot.
没错 就像他说的那样 Yep, what he said.
-滚开 -你为什么这么没礼貌 Go awayl Why are you being rude?
我就问个问题 我又不在乎 I'm just asking a question. I don't give a shit.
我为什么是个死基佬 And why am I faggot- ass bitch?
我不知道 I don't know.
他们说你这种人生来就是这样 They say you're just born that way.
我真是太烦你们这代人了 You know what, I'm so sick of your generation, man.
看看你们 I mean, look at you.
不懂尊老爱幼 No respect for elder,
毫无敬畏之心 生活没有目标 no respect for authority, no goals.
你们唯一的目标就是 I mean, the only goal you have just to buy
买几双好看的运动鞋 就没了 pair of cool sneakers. That's all.
说真的 拜托 I mean, honestly. Come on.
你们有什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you? Huh?
你们为什么不让我说完 Why don't you just hear me out?
没有职业道德 No work ethics.
懒惰 愚蠢 Lazy, stupid.
我不理解 I don't understand.
我从十六岁就开始工作了 I've been working since I'm 16 years old.
你们是怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
整天只会玩抖音Instagram AlI you do is TikTok, Instagram, TikTok, Instagram.
生活里只有这些 That's it.
他在总部 He's at HQ!
什么 What?
他他妈的在总部夜总会 Fucking Headquarters!
你好啊 Hey. Hello.
-地址是哪里 -西三十八号街 What's the address? - West 38th Street.
我爱死这地方了 Whoo! I fucking love that place.
你是说他妈的曼哈顿吗 You mean fucking Manhattan?
没错 在他妈的曼哈顿 Yeah, it's in fucking Manhattan.
我的老天啊 Oh, my fucking God.
-快点 -我需要现金 Hurry up! Oh, I need cash.
-托罗斯 -车程四十五分钟 快点 Toros! That's 45 minutes away. Hurry up.
你很美 Beautiful.
你是万尼亚 对吗 You're Vanya, right?
是 是我 Yeah, that's me.
阿诺拉 阿诺拉 Anora. Anora!
不是阿诺拉 叫我阿妮 It's not Anora. It's Ani.
告诉你朋友 无论如何都让他待在那里 Tell your friend to hold him there at any cost.
即使需要动粗 Even if they have to physically hold him.
比如抓住他 Like, grab him really.
-还要吗 -别停 别停 More? More? - More, more.
因为你有我摸过的最棒的皮肤 Because you have the best skin that I ever touch.
-我爱你 我爱你 -这句话用俄语 I love you. I love you. - How do you say...
怎么说 In Russian?
你别激动啊 Don't have a heart attack,
万尼亚现在和戴梦在楼上包厢里 but Vanya's upstairs in a private with Diamond.
阿妮 这些人是谁啊 Ani, who the hell are these guys?
万尼亚 Vanya?
他在哪 他在其中一个包间吗 Where is...He's in one of these rooms?
是的 Yeah.
妈的 抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
-抱歉 黛西 -嗨 阿妮 Sorry. Sorry, Daisy. Hey, Ani.
万尼亚 该死 Vanya? Oh, shit.
卡拉 你看见戴梦了吗 Carla, have you seen Diamond?
她好像在钢管舞房里 怎么了 I think she's in the pole room. Hey, what's going...
-什么是钢管舞房 -他妈的钢管舞房 What's pole room? - Fucking pole room.
-万尼亚 -什么鬼 Vanya? Oh, what the fuck?
从我老公身上下来 Oh, get the fuck off my fucking husband.
你他妈疯了吗 You fucking mad?
是的 我马上要发疯了 婊子 Yeah, I am about to be fucking mad, bitch.
-滚开贱人 -来啊 Skip out, ho. Let's go!
-哦你他妈想来真的是吗 -你个臭婊子 Oh, you want to fucking go? - You fucking bitch.
来打一架啊 婊子 Yeah, come get some, bitch.
我们到处跑了一晚上结果这个混蛋在这里欲仙欲死 We're running around all night and this fucking guy is here getting his rocks off.
我们找了你一晚上 你个混账 一晚上 We were looking for you all night, you fuck! All night!
为什么你一个电话都不接 Why haven't you answered any of my fucking calls?
你这个小混蛋 You little son of a bitch.
你为什么要离开我 万尼亚 Why'd you fucking leave me, Vanya?
我想去追你 I tried to run after you.
这些人他妈的绑了我的手腕 These guys, they fucking tied my wrists up.
-他们抢了我的戒指 -为什么呀 兄弟 They took my ring. For what, bro?
他们他妈的袭击了我 万尼亚 They fucking assaulted me, Vanya.
好了起来吧 我们走 到车里再说 Okay, get up. Let's go. You can talk in the car.
-起来 -不 是我找到他的 Get up. No, I fucking found him,
所以我他妈有权跟他说话 so I get to fucking talk to him.
记得吗 我们说好的 Okay? That was the deal.
万尼亚 我们的时间还没结束呢 Vanya, our hour's not over.
妈的让她滚出去 Oh, get her the fuck out of herel
从我的包厢滚出去婊子 Oh, get the fuck out of my private, bitch!
-万尼亚 看着我 -我看着呢 Vanya, look at me. - I am looking at you.
我会回来的 婊子 I'm coming back, bitch.
去你妈的 戴梦 Fuck you, Diamond.
这件事很重要 This is very important.
万尼亚 看着我 Vanya, look at me.
听我说 宝贝 Just listen to me, baby, listen.
这些家伙 他们想让我们离婚 These guys, they want us to get a divorce, okay?
不是离婚 It's not divorce.
-我说了一百次了 -滚开 让我 - I told you hundred times. Back off. Let me.
是宣布婚姻无效 无效 It's annulment. Annulment.
-啊 -万尼亚 告诉他们 Ah. Vanya, tell them
我们不会离婚的 好吗 that we're not gonna get a divorce, okay?
告诉他们那是错的 Tell them that this is a mistake.
宝贝 这很重要 Baby, this is very important.
-听我说 -不不不 我们 Listen to me here. - No, no, no. We...
你父母十二点过来 Your parents are coming at 12: 00.
是我带你找到了他 让我他妈的说完 I helped you find him, so let me fucking talk to him.
万尼亚 看着我好吗 Vanya, just look at me, okay?
别管他们 Fucking ignore them.
她也不重要 It doesn't fucking matter about her.
其他都不重要 It doesn't matter about anything, okay? just.
我只需要你告诉他们 I need you to tell them.
万尼亚 这不好笑 Vanya, this is not funny.
我知道 不好笑 I know. It's not.
万尼亚 看着我宝贝 Vanya, look at me, baby.
-我们不要离婚 好吗 -好 Let's stay married, okay? - Yeah.
你认识这些家伙吗 我好爱他们 You know these guys? Yeah, I love them. I love them.
天啊 万尼亚 Jesus, Vanya.
我们得认真聊聊这件事 We have to talk about this, okay?
这非常非常重要 好吗 This is very, very important, all right?
我现在不想聊这个 I don't want to talk about it right now.
好吧 但是... Okay, but just- just
看看他... Look what he.
不不不 万尼亚 我们现在不能再喝了 No, no, no, Vanya, we can't drink right now.
你得去告诉他们 你们看 他喝醉了 You need to tell them...Guys, he's fucking drunk.
我们没法聊了 不 We can't talk right...No.
我们还没聊完呢 We're not fucking done talking.
-我想跟他说话 -来吧 I wanted to talk to him. Come on.
走咯 Here we go!
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
万尼亚 万尼亚 我们得继续谈这件事 Vanya, Vanya, we have to keep talking about this.
万尼亚 Vanya!
别他妈碰我 天啊 Do not fucking touch me! Jesus.
万尼亚 我们还没 我们得继续聊 Vanya, we're not∴we have to keep talking.
他们想让我们去离婚 我们不能 They're trying to bring us to get a divorce. We can't
别他妈 Do not fucking...
别他妈在我面前晃悠 Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
吉米 阿妮和三个男的在闹腾 Jimmy, Ani's here with three guys causing a scene.
那个俄国人阿妮？ Russian Ani?
我他妈说了 I fucking told you.
你他妈离我远点 Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
我没有吗？正好两周 Didn't I? Two weeks.
我猜得一点没错 On the fucking nose!
你可打错人了 婊子 Wrong one, bitch.
快来看 有人打架了 Guys, there's a fucking fight!
-不会吧 -妈的 No wayl Oh, shit!
我的天 太棒了 Oh, my God, I love it.
我可不建议这样做 I don't recommend that.
喂喂喂 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
加尼克 快来帮忙 Garnik, do somethingl
把她们分开 别打了 Yo, yo, yo. Break it up, break it up.
带出去 把她们带出去 Take it outside. Take that shit outside.
不许在这里打架 There's no fighting at HQ.
好了 冷静点 Okay, calm down.
-哇哦 -滚开 不 Whoa. - Man, get the fuck out of here! No.
离开这里 Get the fuck out of here.
回来 你们快滚 Get back. Get the fuck out of here.
你说阿妮是我们的人 You told me Ani's one of our girls.
-滚 滚 -上车 Go. Go. In the car.
妈的终于找到你了 我们找到你了 Fucking found you! We found you!
我不敢相信你他妈就像个孩子一样跑了 I can't believe you went running like a fucking baby.
但是没关系 你家人就要来了 But it's okay. Your parents are coming.
你要走了 终于要走了 You're gone. You're gone, finally.
-他妈的走了 -万尼亚 万尼亚 Fucking gone. Vanya. Vanya.
你知道现在发生了什么吗 Do you know what's happening right now?
你他妈知道现在怎么了吗 万尼亚 Do you fucking know what's going on right now, Vanya?
-嗯哼 -放开我 老兄 Mm- hmm. Get off me, man.
他已经烂醉了 他 他 He's fucking wasted. He- he.
我需要在他清醒的时候跟他说话 I need to talk to him when he's fucking sober.
-我没法这样跟他聊 不用再聊了 - I can't talk to him like this. - Talking is done.
我们还没聊完 Talking is not done.
他当然会对你言听计从 Of course he's gonna do anything you say.
-他都醉成这样了 -不用再聊了 He's fucking plastered. - Talking is done.
我们要在三小时内解决这件事 Now we're gonna get this thing done in three hours.
-不 你答应过的 -就这么办 No, this wasn't the fucking deal. Yes, it was.
慢点 我要吐了 Oh, slow down. I'm gonna get sick.
我们会解决这件事 We're gonna get this thing done.
你会拿到你的钱 You're gonna get your fucking money,
然后离开 就这样 and you're gonna walk away- that's it.
我们说好的 That was the deal.
什么 你肯定 What? You know, you must...
你肯定非常恨我 老兄 You must really hate me, man.
我们认真点说 I mean, seriously.
在我为你做了这些事之后 And after all I've done for you.
所有这些事以后 You know, everything.
你知道我保了你多少次吗 I mean, I bailed you out how many times?
知道吗 多少次 Huh? How many times?
你就这样对我 And you do this to me?
我很难过 You know, it- it makes me upset.
这 你知道这 You know, it's...You know how...
有多让我难堪吗 how embarrassing that is for me?
知道吗 Huh?
你到底有没有在听我说话 Are you even listening to what I'm saying?
他睡过去了 He's passed out, abed.
现在我们等着 Now we wait.
好了他到了 喂 Okay. He's here. Hey.
起来 起来 Wake up. Wake up.
他到了 我们走 He's here. Let's go.
万尼亚 Vanya.
醒醒 兄弟 下来 赶紧的 Wake up, brother...come out, please.
我想留在车里 I want to stay in the car.
万尼亚 万尼亚 看着我 Vanya, Vanya, look at me.
我们进去之前得谈谈 好吗 We need to talk before you go in there, okay?
万尼亚 Vanya?
万尼亚 万尼亚 你进去的时候 Vanya, Vanya, don't say anything
什么都不要说 好吗 when you go in there, okay?
万尼亚 Vanya.
万尼亚 我来处理 好吗 Vanya, I'm gonna handle this, okay.
-交给我 -处理什么 I got it. Handle what?
-别跟他说话 -跟你们他妈的没关系 Don't talk to him. None of your fucking business.
-我们走 -大家好 Let's go. Hello, everyone.
-最近如何 先生 -托罗斯 How are you, sir? - Toros.
拉住他拉住他 Stop it, stop it, stop it.
他还好吗 Whoa, whoa. Is he all right there?
你觉得他看起来像还好吗 Does he fucking look all right to you?
-他没事 -他才不是没事 He is okay He is not fucking all right.
-他都站不住了 -你最近好吗 He can barely stand. How are you?
还好 谢谢 Fine, thanks.
法官很仁慈 Uh, the judge is being very kind,
把我们往前安排了 and he bumped us up.
-很好 -你好 伊万 Good. Hello, Ivan.
伊万 这是迈克尔·沙尔诺夫 你父亲的律师 Ivan, it's Michael Sharnov, your father's attorney.
还记得我吗 Remember me?
你不记得迈克尔叔叔了吗 You don't remember Uncle Michael?
他有点累 He's a little bit tired.
-没关系 -我明白了 It's okay. I see.
累吗 Tired?
这位是 And this is the
那位幸运的女士 The Iucky lady.
-好的 那这位是 -我们需要的人 Okay. And who is this? Him we're gonna need.
我只是来扶他的 Just holding.
好吧 我没懂 Okay, I don't know what that means,
也不想懂 andIdon'twant to know.
我们走吧 准备好你们的身份证 Let's go. Get your I. D. s ready.
我和他谈过 I talked to him
显然他想赶紧把这件事了了 and it's clear he wants this done.
但他知道他儿子神志不清吗 But does he know that his son is intoxicated?
他没有神志不清 他就是刚醒 He's not intoxicated, he just woke up.
托罗斯 拜托 别这样兄弟 Toros, please. Come on, man.
我不会拿我的律师执照冒险 你们根本不... I'm not gonna risk my license because you can't.
你还想为扎哈罗夫家族工作吗 You want to keep working for Zakharov family or not?
沙尔诺夫先生 Mr. Sharnov.
-你应该感到非常幸运 -法官大人 Consider yourself very fortunate. Your Honor.
我们今天日程比较宽松 那么 We have a light calendar today, so, um,
你有什么急事 what's your urgent matter?
法官大人 我们要提出控告 Your Honor, we are here to file a complaint
要求立即终止 and request for an immediate annulment
一段胁迫之下结成的婚姻 of a union that took place under duress.
伊万·扎哈罗夫和阿诺拉·米赫耶娃的婚姻 Ivan Zakharov and Anora Mikheeva married
去他妈的胁迫 Duress, my fucking ass.
-好了 -哇哦 Okay. Whoa!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
很抱歉 法官大人 但是这纯属扯淡 I'msorry, Your Honor, but this is bullshit.
-这是扯淡 -法官大人 我 It's bullshit. Your Honor, I
-这些人企图 -请你停下 These men are trying to...You got to stop.
你不能 你不能这样说话 You can't you can't talk this way.
好吧 我很抱歉 他们想要 Okay. I'm sorry They're trying.
别他妈碰我 Do not fucking touch me.
这位穿驼色衣服的男人是谁 Who's this man in the camel coat?
警卫 请把这个男人带走 Security, please get this man away from me.
先生 你是哪位 沙尔诺夫先生 他是和你一起来的吗 Who are you, sir? Mr. Sharnov, is he with you?
-让他 让他走开 -拜托 Get...Get him away from me. Come on, come on.
-拜托 -警官 把他带走 Come on, come on. Officer, take him.
法官大人 我道歉 Your Honor, I apologize.
谢谢 警官 我很感激 Thank you, Officer. I appreciate it.
-好了 坐下 坐下 -抱歉 Okay, have a seat. Have a seat. I'm sorry.
谢谢您 法官大人 And thank you, Your Honor.
-我很感谢 -不客气 I really appreciate it. - You're welcome.
不客气 保持这个态度 You're welcome. Keep that tone.
-好的 -不客气 Okay. You're welcome.
法官大人 很显然 Your Honor, clearly,
我的丈夫现在意识不清醒 my husband is intoxicated right now.
他现在不适合做任何决定 He is in no place to be making any decisions.
法官大人 我反对 她不应该说话 Uh, Your Honor, objection. She shouldn't be talking.
请不要听她说话 Don't listen to her, please.
-穿驼色衣服的 坐下 坐下 -我的肚子 Camel coat, sit down. Down. My stomach.
他很显然意识不清醒 法官大人 He is clearly intoxicated, Your Honor.
-她为什么还在说话 -法官大人 我道歉 Why is she talking? - Your Honor, I apologize.
法官大人 我想解释的是 Your Honor, what I have been trying
我们的婚姻是合法的 to explain to you- we got married Iegally.
反对 法官大人 他们的婚姻不合法 Objection, Your Honor. They're not legally married,
-她也不该说话 -先生 先生 and she shouldn't be talking. Sir. Sir.
-我不该说话 -驼色先生 坐下 - I shouldn't be talking? Camel man, sit down.
-对不起 -法官大人 我道歉 My apologies. Your Honor, I- I apologize.
我的客户不知道她在说什么 抱歉 My client doesn't know what she's saying. I'm sorry.
他们想要逼迫我们取消 And they are trying to force us to get an annulment.
-我 我不清醒 -要么安静坐下 要么离开 I- I am intoxicated. Sit quietly or begone.
我们在一个合法的地方 We got Iegally married at
-合法地结了婚 -拜托 a legitimate marriage place- Please.
-在内华达州的拉斯维加斯 -小姐 请安静一下 ...in Las Vegas, Nevada. Miss, please keep it down.
-请你安静一下 -我们的婚姻是真的 Keep it down. It is real.
我们有结婚证书 We have a marriage certificate.
沙尔诺夫先生 你来接手吧 Mr. Sharnov, take charge now.
我们不会签署 We're not gonna be signing...
他们在内华达州结婚了 They got married in Nevada?
那又怎样 So what?
我们不能在这里废除婚约 We can t get it annulled here.
感谢您的倾听 法官大人 Thank you for listening, Your Honor.
沙尔诺夫先生 Mr. Sharnov.
-最后一次 -你看到我正在处理 Last time. Do you see what
-什么烂摊子了吧 -你在逗我吗 I've been dealing with? - Are you fucking kidding me?
大家出去吧 好了 结束了 Folks, get out. Okay, that's it.
-不不不 -坐下 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Have a seat.
-坐下 -不不不 Have a seat. No, no, no.
警官 趁他还没吐带他离开审判桌 Officer, get him off the table before he throws up.
-我要 我要 -操 I need...I need...Fuck!
-来吧 -带他离开审判桌 Come on. Get him off the table.
-带他离开 -操 Get him out. Fuckl
所有人 离开法庭 Everyone out of the court.
来吧 Come on.
让旁听者退席 警官 Clear the court, Officer.
-该离开了 -我们走 我们走 Time to go. Let's go. Let's go.
-我们走 -警官 请让旁听人员退席 Let's go. Officer, clear the court, please.
你为什么去拉斯维加斯 为什么不在纽约 Why did you go to Vegas? Why not here in New York?
你们不用他妈拽着他到处走 Guys, you don't have to fucking drag him around.
为什么没在纽约呢 你能不能给我个解释 Why not here in New York? Can you explain to me?
我们在拉斯维加斯结婚 We got fucking married in Vegas
是因为他是在那里向我求婚的 because that's where he proposed to me.
现在我们要去见你的父母 So now we're gonna go see your parents.
-万尼亚 -你要去向他们解释 Vanya. You're gonna explain to them
怎么未经我允许就去了拉斯维加斯 that you went to Vegas without my permission.
不 我们哪里都不去 No, we're not fucking going anywhere.
-你明白吗？因为这不是我的错 -万尼亚 You understand? Because it wasn't my fault. Vanya.
-你也过来 -不 我哪里都不去 You, too. Oh, no, I am not going fucking anywhere.
你要告诉他们是你 你带他去了拉斯维加斯 You're gonna have to tell them that you- you took him to Vegas
-还没经过我的同意 -我不 不 without my permission. I am not going...No, no.
-不不不 我... -这不是我的错 No, no, no. IThis is not my fault.
-不 我们 我们 -上车 No, we are We are so Get in the car.
-上车 -我才不要上车 Get in the car I'm not getting in the fucking car,
因为事情已经结束了 cause we're fucking done here.
你被贴罚单了 You got a ticket?
-万尼亚 你不用去 -怎么了 Vanya, you don't have to......What's going on?
万尼亚 下车 好吗 Vanya, get out of the car, okay?
你不用听他们的 You do not have to listen to these people.
好吗 你不用听他们的 Okay? You don't have to listen to them because
你是一个成年人 万尼亚 you're an adult, Vanya.
你是一个成年人 知道吗 You're an adult, okay?
你睡着了 我让你别睡的 You dozed off! But I told you not to fall asleep!
-是啊 事情搞定了吗 -你是个成年人了 Yeah, but are we done? You are an adult.
你是个成年人 You are an adult.
我们走 Let's go.
我只是需要和我爸妈谈谈 I just need to talk with my parents.
好 那就这样 Okay. All right.
我们会找你的父母谈谈 好吗 We'll talk to your parents, okay?
我们会跟你的父母谈 We're gonna talk to your parents,
他们爱你 他们会理解的 and they're gonna understand because they love you.
怎么了 What happened?
他们在拉斯维加斯结的婚 就这样 They got married in Vegas, that's what happened.
万尼亚 好吗 可以吗 Vanya, okay? Right?
-他们会理解的 好吗 -上车 They're gonna understand, right? - Get in the car.
上车 Get in the car.
这个噩梦真是没完了 This is a never- ending nightmare.
好吗 Right?
上车 Get in the car.
我要他在十分钟内整洁得体 I want him clean and presentable in ten minutes.
还有你 注意举止 And, you, behave.
有一次 Once,
这个白痴和他朋友决定在”酷爱”里游泳 this idiot and his friends decided to swim in Kool- Aid.
万尼亚 Vanya.
你知道那是什么吗 是种果汁饮料 Do you know what is it? It's a juice.
他们磕嗨了 They were stoned
在游泳池里 and poured four pounds
倒了四磅的酷爱 of Kool Aid in the pool.
毁了整个管道系统 They destroyed the whole system.
损失了八万七千美元 Eighty- seven thousand dollars in damages.
您好 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Hello, Galina Stepanovna.
他在哪儿 Where is he?
好了 Okay.
上吧 Showtime.
尼古拉·扎哈罗夫 您的旅程如何 Nikolai Zakharov, how was your flight?
很操蛋 Face down, ass up.
我有个坏消息 I have some bad news.
-您听了不会高兴的 -我已经不高兴了 You're not going to be happy. - I'm already not happy.
什么事 What?
万尼亚 万尼亚 Vanya. Vanya.
你怎么了 看着我 What's wrong with you? Look at me.
你喝醉了吗 Are you drunk?
妈的 Damn...
加尼克 他喝醉了 Garnik, he's drunk.
是的 加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 Yes, Galina Stepanovna,
他不清醒 但这不是我们的错 he's not sober, but it's not our fault.
妈 我没事 我已经很难堪了 Mom, I got it, I'm already embarrassed.
-你还知道难堪 -嗯 So, you're embarrassed? - Yes.
你还知道难堪 So, you're embarrassed?
你让我们家族成了全国的耻辱 You made our family a national disgrace.
加琳娜·扎哈罗娃 Galina Zakharova,
我是阿诺拉 I'm Anora.
很高兴终于见到您了 It's so wonderful to finally meet you.
我很荣幸能成为伊万的妻子 It's such an honor to be Ivan's wife
和你们成为一家人 and a part of your beautiful family.
伊万不是你的丈夫 Ivan is not your husband,
你和我们不是一家人 and you are not part of this family.
你的俄语也很蹩脚 And your Russian is embarrassing.
夫人 Uh, ma'am?
夫人 Ma'am?
怎么 Yes?
万尼亚和我 我们很相爱 Vanya and I, we are in love,
我们希望你能接受这件事 and we would like you to accept that.
万尼亚根本没有爱上你 Vanya is not in love with you.
明白吗 Understand?
我们也不会接受这件事 And we will not accept it, okay?
加琳娜 Galina.
托罗斯有事要告诉你 Toros has something to tell you.
妈的 Fuck.
你们全是一帮蠢货 You are all idiots.
万尼亚 我们现在不能上飞机 Vanya, we cannot get on the fucking plane right now.
托罗斯 我们晚点再聊你在公司的未来 Toros, we will discuss your future in our company.
万尼亚 你为什么这么听你混蛋爸妈的 Vanya, why are you listening to your fucking parents?
你他妈有什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?
万尼亚 我们现在得聊聊行吗 Vanya, we have to talk right fucking now, okay?
科利亚 赶紧挂电话 Kolya, hang up the phone already!
不不不不 回飞机去 No, no, no, no. Go back to the plane.
把油加满 十分钟后起飞 I want us refueled and in the air in ten minutes.
万尼亚 你他妈看着我万尼亚 Vanya, fucking look at me. Vanya.
万尼亚 像个男人一样 跟我说话啊 Vanya, be a fucking man and talk to me!
需要把那位深夜女郎带上吗 Is it necessary to take the night butterfly with us?
是的 双方都必须到场 Yes, both parties must be present.
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
你能不能明白我们现在 Can you understand that now we must go
必须得上这个破飞机去他妈的拉斯维加斯 in the fucking plane and fly to fucking Vegas?
明白吗 Get it?
你明白吗 You get it?
我们是要离婚吗 你 So we're getting a divorce? You...
当然了 你是蠢还是怎么 Of coursel Are you stupid?
伊万 快点 Ivan, hurry up!
马上 One second.
我还要谢谢你 And thank you
谢谢你让我最后一次美国之行这么有趣 ...for making my last trip to America so fun.
是吗 你玩得开心吗 Yeah? You had fun?
是啊 Yeah.
走吧 Let's go.
她人呢 Where is she?
不知道 在那儿吧 I don't know, there.
现在登机 Board the plane now.
不 我不干 No, I'm not doing that.
你现在就给我上飞机 去离婚 You are getting on this plane, and you are getting divorced.
行 我们他妈离婚就是了 Yeah, we're gonna get a fucking divorce,
但是 我得先请律师 but, uh, first, I'm getting a lawyer.
我要告你和伊万 Then I'm gonna sue Ivan and you,
而且我他妈会带走一半财产 and I'm gonna walk away with fucking half
因为我没签婚前协议 because I didn't sign a prenup.
你但凡敢这么做 你会失去一切的 Do that, and you'll lose everything.
你拥有的每一分钱 Any money you may have-
虽然我怀疑你根本就没多少钱 although I doubt you have much- -
每一分钱都会消失 will be gone.
你有房子吗 Do you have a house?
有车吗 Do you have a car?
毛都不剩 AlI gone.
你的生活 你家人和朋友的生活 Your life and the lives of your family and friends,
都会被毁掉 everything will be destroyed.
你想现在聊聊吗 You want to talk about it now?
-想 -我不想 Yes. - Because I don't.
尊重我一下吧 我还在宿醉 Please show some respect, I'm hungover.
我们在你这个年纪要是有你现在有的东西 If we were your age, and if we had everything we wanted
听着 小混蛋 Listen, you little shit.
下周 Next week,
你要开始工作了 you start working.
听懂了吗 小混蛋 Understand, little shit?
你为什么非要我去 Why do you need me there?
时机可能不太恰当 但我只想说 Maybe it's not the right moment but I just want to say.
我很高兴终于有机会 I'm very happy to finally
能和你们一家人同乘飞机 be able to spend time with your wonderful family...
非常感谢各位对我和托罗斯的信任 Thank you so much for trusting me and Toros...
停下 走开 你疯了吗 Stop it, get out of here. Are you crazy?
我就想跟他们说点好话 I want to say a couple of nice things to them.
你还不如找了个男人结婚 Better you married a man.
那如果我是和个男人结婚了呢 你觉得不可能吗 So what if I married a man? Do you think that can't happen?
那我们在聊什么程度的自由 Then what kind of freedom can we talk about?
我完全没可能和一个男人结婚吗 If I can't potentially marry a man?
-加琳娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜 我只是 -听着 Galina Stepanovna, I just...- Listen!
抱歉 我只是想借此机会 I'm sorry, I just want to use that moment
-表达谢意 -别打断我们 to say thank you. Don't interfere!
我们在进行家庭讨论 We are having a family discussion.
你觉得这正常吗 So you think it's normal?
发生这些事都是正常的吗 Everything that happened is normal?
你怎么会跑到拉斯维加斯去的 How did you end up in Vegas?
我理解 I understand.
也原谅你所做的一切 and forgive you what you did.
-谁允许的 -谁会拦我 Who gave you permission? - Who would forbid me?
很好 Great.
太感谢你的原谅了 I'm so grateful for your forgiveness.
因为你是来上学的 Because you went to study.
不是来狂欢喝酒宿醉的 Not to party, drink and get hungover.
为什么非要搞成这样 Why make a tragedy out of it?
你想让我怎么做 你想让我道歉吗 What do you want from me? Do you want me to apologize?
妈 你杀了我算了 Just kill me, mom!
我干什么了 我只是和一个应召女郎玩了一会儿 What did I do? I just spent time with an escort.
就一周的时间 有什么大不了的 I just spent a week with her. So what's the big deal?
你为什么这么大惊小怪的 Why are you making this such a big deal?
这又不是我们家最大的问题 This isn't our family's biggest problem.
-坐下-那又不是 Sit! It's not
什么大问题 going to be a fucking problem.
我是母乳喂养的你 I breast- fed you!
我很他妈乐意跟你离婚 I'm fucking glad to be divorcing your sorry ass.
你真他妈可悲 You are fucking pathetic, man.
你认真的吗 Are you seriously?
你真是个可悲的混蛋 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
真他妈可悲 Fucking pathetic.
你就是个可悲的混蛋 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
-妈的 不 -你看吧 Blyat, no. See?
你太伤妈妈的心了 You hurt your mother so much!
我把一切都给你了 I gave you everything.
科利亚 请把手给我 Kolya, give me your hand, please.
人行道
欢迎来到美妙的拉斯维加斯 内华达州
我只需要几个签名 I'm just going to need some signatures.
如果我能拿到 If I could just get that back from.
其实假如我能保留 Actually, if I could just hang on to all
-我能...谢谢 -好的 我有个问题 Could Ijust...Thankyou. Okay, question.
-当然 您请说 -这什么意思 Okay. Yes, of course. What this mean?
我们不用担心那些 We don't need to worry about that.
-那都是法官要考虑的事 -你确定吗 That's for the judge, so Are you sure?
非常确定 Um Very sure.
好的 我们只要签几个名就行 Okay, so we're just gonna need some signatures here.
那就这样了 这是给 So there you go, and this one will be for...
抱歉 我可能读不对你的名字 Sorry, I'm gonna mispronounce your name.
-签名 -那么 阿诺拉·米赫耶娃 Sign. So, Anora Mikheeva,
再要你的签名就好了 I just need your signature as well.
谢谢你 Thankyou. Oh, oh.
给 There you are.
签在红框里 Where the red box is.
请签名 Sign, please.
然后...哦抱歉 还有一处 And then- oh, sorry...just one more.
好了 Great.
哦 Oh. Oh, um
我能拿回身份证了吗 May I have my ID?
可以 You can.
好了 走吧 走了 AlI right. Let's go. Come on.
这可能有点过分 This may be out of line
但我觉得伊万应该道歉 but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
别理他 他累了 Don't pay attention to him. He is tired.
他还在飞机上空腹喝了酒 He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane.
他帮我们找人找了一夜 He helped us all night.
听着 Listen here.
我儿子不会向任何人道歉 听清楚了吗 My son won't apologize to anyone. Is that clear?
当然 Of course.
因为你儿子是个软蛋 Cause your son is a fucking pussy.
什么 What?
什么 什么 What? What?
什么 你没听到我说的吗 What? Did you not hear what I said?
我说 你儿子 I said it's'cause your son's
-是个他妈的软蛋 -够了 a fucking pussy. That's enough.
我们走吧 Let's go.
你是个恶心的妓女 And you are a disgusting hooker.
你儿子恨你恨到他要娶妓女来惹怒你 And your son hates you so much he married one to piss you off.
够了 That's enough.
是的 Yeah.
没错 你全家都是垃圾 Yeah, your family is fucking trash.
那是我的围巾吗 Is this my scarf?
是 你要吗 Yeah, you want
拿走你的小围巾吧 亲爱的 Go get your little scarf, sweetie.
够了 走吧 That's- that's enough. Let's go.
嗯哼 我是要走 Mm- hmm. Oh, I'm Ieaving.
-我正要走呢 -好了 走吧 I'm Ieaving. You know what? - Okay. Let's go.
你在笑什么 What are you laughing at?
够了 走吧 That's enough. Let's go.
非常感谢 女士 Thank you so much, ma'am.
不客气 You're very welcome. Um
再见美国 Goodbye, America.
这是给你的 It's for you.
-礼物 -哦天 抱歉 Present. Sorry. Oh, gosh.
我不能收 No, I couldn't.
真是太谢... 等等 这是真的吗 Thank you so...Wait, is- is this real?
带他们去麦卡伦国际机场 国内出发 Take them to McCarran Airport, domestic.
伊戈尔会带你回去 Igor is gonna take you back.
你可以再住一晚 You can stay in the house tonight,
但明早必须离开 but you got to be out of there in the morning.
银行一开门他就会付钱给你 And he'll pay you when the bank opens.
走吧 Go.
谢谢你 And thank you.
已经开始有积雪了 And it is starting to stick, as well.
稍后我们将为您展示现场道路情况 We'll show you a live look at the roads in a little bit,
但我们今天采访的相关人员表示 but officials that we've talked with today say they are ready
他们已经准备好应对未来几天的天气情况 for whatever Mother Nature brings the next few days.
成千上万的 We got thousands of
环卫同事 sanitation brothers and sisters coming in
今晚将加班工作 doing overtime tonight.
如果开始积雪 If it accumulates, we'll be clearing
我们将清理城市的每一条街道 snow and ice from the street.
包括高速公路和自行车道 Every highway, every bike lane in the city.
我们将从今天的午夜开始轮班工作 We'll be out starting a midnight shift tonight.
撒盐车会在长岛 On Long Island, the salt trucks.
祝我生日快乐 Happy birthday to me.
嗯 Hmm?
今天是你生日 Was today your birthday?
一月是国家献血月 January is National Blood Donor Month.
…正在敦促人们献血 ...is urging people to donate.
倡导者表示 冬季是一个至关重要的时期 Advocates say the winter months are a crucial time...
昨天才是我生日 Yesterday was my birthday.
纽约血液中心的高级副主管兼幕僚长 The senior vice president and chief of staff
克拉丽莎·海沃德说 at New York Blood Center, Clarissa Heyward
操 昨天是你生日 Yesterday was your fucking birthday?
我三十了 I was 30.
生日他妈的快乐吧 Happy fucking birthday, I guess.
谢谢 Thank you.
我喜欢阿诺拉 I like Anora.
比起阿妮我确实更喜欢阿诺拉这个名字 I mean I like Anora more than Ani.
好吧 Okay.
蠢货伊戈尔如是说 Says the fuck head named Igor.
该死的伊戈尔 Fucking Igor.
蠢名字 Stupid name.
不 它是个好名字 No, it's a good name.
是”战四”的意思 It means"varrior. "
战士 Warrior.
是吗 Yeah?
伊戈尔的意思是驼背怪人 你这个蠢货 Igor means"hunchback weirdo, "you fucking piece of shit.
能麻烦你闭嘴吗 Can you shut the fuck up, please?
”没戳” "Toosh. "
-”没戳”？ -“没戳” -"Toosh"? - "Toosh. "
是”没错” Touche?
”没错”傻逼 Touche, motherfucker?
你真应该在学法语前 You know, you really should try learning English
先好好学学英语 before attempting French.
好吧 没错 Okay. Touche.
对了 Yeah.
你的名字又好到哪里去了 And your name is better?
也没有 No.
那你的名字是什么意思 But what does it mean?
在美国 我们不关心这种事 In America, we don't care about that kind of stuff.
我们的名字没什么含义 We don't give meaning to names.
不算是什么重要的事儿 It's...it's not a thing.
意思是 So, it means.
石榴” ..."pomegranate fruit. "
我没兴趣聊天 哥们 Yeah, I'm not interested in conversation, dude.
”明亮的” And"bright. "
还好你和他们不是一家人 It's good that you're not part of this family.
我问你了吗 Did I ask for your fucking opinion?
-没有 -没错 没有 No. No. Exactly.
我只是想站在你这边 I just tried to support you.
我这边 S- Support me?
哥们 你他妈的袭击了我 Dude, you fucking assaulted me.
你他妈的站我这边 You...Fucking support?
-你 不是你 -怎么了 You...No, you Oh. What?
我没袭击你 I didn't assault you.
你没 你那不叫袭击吗 You didn't...You don't call that assault?
-不吗 -不 No? - No.
不 你是对的 No, you're right.
那是殴打 -加绑架 It's fucking battery, as well as kidnapping
再加上一百万项其他的重罪 我敢肯定 and fucking a million other felonies, I'm sure.
滚你的吧 Fuck you, dude.
但我没有袭击你 But, I didn't assault you.
我是想让你冷静下来 不要伤到自己 I was trying to calm you down, so you didn't hurt yourself.
把我的双手反剪在背后 You tied my fucking hands behind my back.
你 你他妈塞住我的嘴 You...you fucking gagged me.
你他妈有没有看到 Have you seen the fucking bruises
我腿上和胳膊上的淤青 on my legs and my fucking arms?
你他妈袭击了我 你这变态 You fucking assaulted me, you psychopath.
首先 那都是因为你皮肤太嫩了 First, it's because you have sensitive skin.
不 根本就不是 No, it's not.
是因为你他妈是个疯子 It's because you're fucking crazy.
而且 你太疯了 And second, because you're too crazy.
我是说 你也是疯的 I mean"crazy, too. "
倒是也能说成 你也太疯了 But I can say you're too crazy, too.
这不好笑 It's not funny, yeah.
没错 Touche.
但是 总之你没有危险 But, anyway, you were not in danger
或者受伤 不是吗 of injury or harm, right?
如果加尼克不在的话 You know, if Garnik wasn't there,
你肯定会强奸我的 you'd have raped me, guaranteed.
强奸 Raped?
肯定的 No doubt.
为什么 为什么我会强奸你 Why...why would I have raped you?
你的眼神看起来像强奸犯 You have rape eyes.
-眼神 -眼神 Raped eyes? - Rape eyes.
你听见我说的了 You heard me.
你这个变态杂种会强奸我的 You sick motherfucker would've raped me.
好吧 但我并不想强奸你 Okay, uh, but I didn't want to raped you.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
为什么 Why?
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
什么为什么 What"why? "
你为什么不会强奸我 Why wouldn't you have raped me?
因为我 Because I'm...
不是个强奸犯 not a rapist.
不对 因为你是个死基佬 Nope, cause you're a faggot- ass bitch.
晚安 Goodnight.
大通银行 私人客户
别告诉托罗斯 Don't tell Toros.
这车真适合你 This car is very you.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
这是我外婆的车 It's my grandmother's.