这从来都不是一座伟大的城市 This was never a great city.
希尔达·范德科伊从我们手中夺走了它 Hilda Van Der Koy took it from us.
这就是她保持控制的方式 This is how she keeps control.
他们称之为“剔除” They call it The Culling.
每年都会在同一天发生 It happens the same day every year;
这是一场扭曲的示威 目的是让我们的人民感到恐惧 a twisted demonstration to strike fear in our people.
每年 她都会列出所有敌人的名单 Every year, she makes a list of all her enemies.
如果上面有你的名字 If your name's on it,
她会找到你的 she'll find you.
希尔达夺走了我的一切 Hilda took everything from me,
当我成为终极战士时... and when I become the ultimate warrior...
我会回报你的恩情的 I'm gonna return the favor.
但现在 我被活埋了... But for now, I'm buried alive...
吃臭虫 eating stinkbugs.
我失败了 I failed.
回到洞口 Back to the hole.
不能太生气 Can't be too angry.
我报名参加了这个 I signed up for this.
我想我只是期待训练 I guess I just expected training
减少...污垢 to involve less... dirt.
萨满说自己是伟大的战士 The Shaman says to be a great warrior,
我必须停止表现得像个小男孩 I have to stop acting like a little boy.
小男孩会分心 Little boys get distracted.
小男孩讨厌做家务 Little boys hate doing chores.
不是我 Not me.
我是最干净的刺客 超级干净 超级致命 I'm the tidiest assassin, super clean and super deadly.
啊 Ah!
在闲暇时间 我喜欢闲逛 In my downtime, I like to hang out
和我最好的朋友 with my best friends,
加布和阿方佐 甲壳虫搏击俱乐部的冠军 Gabe and Alfonzo, champions of Beetle Fight Club.
直到被取消 Until it got canceled.
萨满说战士不需要朋友 Shaman says warriors don't need friends.
或者食物 Or food.
显然 Apparently.
继续读字典就可以了 Just keep reading the dictionary.
别再想食物了...还有米娜 Gotta stop thinking about food... And Mina.
每天早上都有冰冻泡芙 Frosty Puffs every morning.
这是最好的 It was the best.
我知道妈妈有点... I know Mom was a little...
激烈的 intense.
事件发生之前我已经不太记得了 I don't remember much from before the incident.
但我确实记得米娜 But I do remember Mina.
这就是为什么我为我们制定了一个计划 Which is why I formed a plan for us
逃离这个极权主义的地狱 to escape this totalitarian hellhole.
一切都在这张图中 It's all here in this diagram.
你跟我 You with me?
总是 Always.
我不记得当时我的声音是什么样的了 I can't remember what I sounded like back then.
超龙拳2 Super Dragon Punch Force 2.
玩家二号已进入游戏 Player Two has entered the game.
这就是为什么我给自己 That's why I gave myself
这超级酷的声音 this super cool voice.
我从我们最喜欢的视频游戏中摘取了它 I took it from our favorite video game.
玩家二获胜 Player Two wins.
那时我们很高兴 We were happy then.
有些事情很难忘记 Some things are hard to forget.
阈限 Liminal.
存在于两个状态之间 To exist between two states.
醒着的同时睡着了 Awake and asleep at the same time.
这就是我这几天的感受 That's how I feel these days,
尤其是当我们去城市的时候 especially when we go to the city.
永远不确定我所看到的有多少是真实的 Never sure how much of what I'm seeing is real anymore.
我可以买苹果吗 Can I get apples?
这是哪里 Where is this?
这是什么啊 你有什么 What is this, huh? What do you have one?
我们走吧 Let's go.
这个市场不适合小男孩 This market's no place for little boys.
跑到你妈妈身边 Run to your mommy.
听不到 Can't hear,
但我读唇语的能力越来越强了 but I'm getting better at reading lips.
和这些混蛋说话胜过交谈 It beats talking to these assholes.
米娜... Mina...
我仍然看到她 I still see her
我去的每一个地方 everywhere I go.
她让一切变得有趣 She made everything fun.
她是一切变得最糟糕的原因 She's the reason everything's the worst.
他们都害怕 但我不害怕 They're all afraid, but not me.
手表 Watch.
我只对她竖了五次中指 I just gave her the middle finger five times
因为它同时是五个手指 because it's all five fingers at once.
尝试一下 Try it.
那是我姐姐 That was my sister.
她什么都不怕甚至希尔达·范德科伊也没有 She wasn't scared of anything. Not even Hilda Van Der Koy.
我们很天真 We were naive.
萨满说我们的记忆使我们变得虚弱 Shaman says our memories make us weak.
你不再是一个孩子了 You are no longer a child.
你曾经的一切都已经死了 All that you once were is dead.
战士不能弱 Warriors can't be weak.
啊啊啊 Aaahhh!
我是一个为单一目的而设计的工具： I am an instrument shaped for a single purpose:
杀死希尔达·范德科伊 to kill Hilda Van Der Koy.
告诉我该怎么做 Show me the way.
♪ 啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la ♪
我会杀了希尔达·范德科伊 I will kill Hilda Van Der Koy.
我会让你感到骄傲 I will make you proud.
我已经很自豪了 我爱你 I'm already proud, and I love you.
他并不是真的这么说的 是吗 He's not really saying this, is he?
是的 这在我的脑海里 Yup, this is in my head.
眼睛起泡 Eye bubbles.
啊 Ah!
改善 Ameliorate.
在伟大斗争中不断进步 To improve in the face of great struggle.
我已经准备好了 I am ready.
你还没有准备好 男孩 You are not ready, Boy.
重点专注于... Focus. Focus on the...
那是什么 What was that?
忽略它只要想想... Ignore it. Just think of...
好吧 这一切都在你的脑海里 Okay, this is all in your head.
没关系重点 Doesn't matter. Focus.
好吧 你的头为什么给她薯片 Okay, why did your head give her potato chips?
只是不要进行目光接触 Just don't make eye contact.
如果你不看她 那么她就不在那儿 If you don't look at her, then she isn't there.
该死的 Damn it.
重复咒语我是武器 Repeat the mantra. I am a weapon.
专为单一目的而设计 Shaped for a single purpose.
没有干扰重点 No distractions. Focus.
什么 What?
哦 Oh.
灿烂 Resplendent.
拥有令人愉悦的发光品质 To have a pleasant glowing quality.
范德科伊一家 The Van Der Koys.
他们来了 They're coming.
去 去 去 Go, go, go!
我们走吧这边走 Let's go. This way.
我喜欢《剔除》 你呢 I love The Culling, don't you?
....指示 ...instructions.
所有公民都必须... All citizens are required to...
你怎么了 What is wrong with you?
....派对 ...parties.
秩序必须维持 Order must be maintained.
任何破坏的企图都会产生后果 Any attempt to disrupt will be met with consequences.
所有公民都必须遵守规定 All citizens must follow regulations
由 Van Der Koy 家族提出 set forth by the Van Der Koy family.
任何抵抗或破坏权威的企图....... Any attempts to resist or undermine the authority...
不要反抗我们走吧 Don't resist. Let's go.
快点 Come on!
回来 Get back!
所有公民都需要 All citizens are required
根据范德柯伊定律 by Van Der Koy law
立即向广场报告 to immediately report to the square.
反抗就会受到惩罚 Resistance will be punished.
祝你愉快 Have a lovely day.
回转 Turn around.
移动 Move!
呆在那里 嘿 Stay there, hey!
范德科伊先生 Mister Van Der Koy.
嘿 Hey.
请你帮我签一下好吗 Can you maybe sign this for me, please?
哦没问题当然 亲爱的 谢谢 Oh, sure. Sure, sweetie. Thanks.
你叫什么名字 安娜 What's your name? Anna.
安娜 Anna.
感谢您为这座城市所做的一切 Thanks for all you do for the city.
哦 不客气 希尔达万岁 Oh, you're welcome. Long live Hilda.
叉子哈哈 Yes. Haha!
呼 Whoo!
演讲时间到了 是的 Speechy time! Yeah.
让我们结束这一切吧 Let's get this over with.
达雷尔 停止那些令人毛骨悚然的小调 Darrel, cut the creepy tiddletunes.
快点 是的先生 Come on. Yes, sir.
呼 哈 Whoo! Ha!
庆幸并感谢 噢 好人 Rejoice and give thanks, oh, good people.
今天我们庆祝 Today we celebrate
您对范德科伊王朝的持续奉献 your continued devotion to the Van Der Koy dynasty
通过举例说明那些对...构成威胁的人 by making an example of those who pose a threat to a...
还有da....还有危险 and da... and danger,
对我们的生活方式构成威胁和危险 pose a threat and danger to our way of life.
他妈的不 这不对... Fuck. No, it's not...
吉迪恩 是的 Gideon? Yeah.
“威胁和危险” "Threat and danger"?
他们的意思是一样的 兄弟 They mean the same thing, bro.
耶稣 Jesus.
就像盘旋在天空中无所不见的猫头鹰一样 Like the allseeing owl hovering in the heavens,
寻找肮脏的老鼠 范德科伊一家....... searching for the dirty rats, the Van Der Koys...
我不能我...对不起 I can't. I'm... I'm sorry.
猫头鹰 Owls?
你们有人见过猫头鹰吗 Have any of you ever seen an owl?
如果你见过猫头鹰 请举起你的手 Raise your fucking hand if you've ever seen an owl.
我也这么想 That's what I thought.
好的 讲话很好 Okay? Speech is fine.
也许问题是 Maybe the problem is
他妈的木偶交付... the fuck puppet delivering...
哦耶 你他妈的把我当傀儡了 Oh, yeah? You're making me a fuck puppet!
我怎么能让你变成一个傀儡呢 How am I making you into a fuck puppet?
你...我的...我的妹夫 You... My... my own brotherinlaw.
刚读完演讲 Just read the speech.
是的没关系你们都认识我 Yeah. Never mind. You all know me.
你知道我们为什么在这里好的 You know why we're here. Okay?
所以我们有一个小小的淘气清单....... So. We got a little naughty list...
上面有十几个名字 with one dozen names on it.
是的 我们愿意 Yes, we do.
十二位幸运志愿者参加今晚的大型演出 Twelve lucky volunteers for the big show tonight.
那么 谁会是第一呢 So, who's gonna be first?
啊 你 先生 Ah, you, sir.
非法持有枪支 Illegal possession of firearms.
你把它们藏在哪里 快点告诉我 Where do you hide them? Come on. Tell me.
你现在身上有一些吗 Do you have some on you now?
来吧 你这个小胡迪尼 你... Come on, you little Houdini, you...
不 三——都是我 No. Iiiit's all me.
不是他们 It's not them.
都是你 It's all you.
是的 不 Yeah. No.
都是我 不... It's all me. No...
不对 这不全是他吗 也是你啊 No, it's not all him? It's you as well.
我想她想先走 先生 I think she wants to go first, sir.
不 女士优先 No. Ladies first.
也许我们应该先放她走 Maybe we should let her go first.
别打扰我们 我的天啊 Leave us alone. Oh my god.
女士们先生们 这真是令人难以置信 This is incredible, ladies and gentlemen.
这就是真爱他们无法决定 This is real love right here. They can't decide.
你们.... 让他们走 You guys... Let them go!
这他妈就是个孩子啊让他们去吧 That is a fucking child. Let them go!
不要打扰我 Do not interrupt me.
你到底怎么了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
别他妈的对我大喊大叫了 Stop fucking shouting at me.
你不过是个傀儡而已 You're nothing but a fuck puppet!
婊子 叫我他妈的木偶 Bitch! Call me up a fuck puppet
再一次 婊子 操他妈的傀儡 one more time! Bitch! Fuck puppet!
他妈的 保持冷静 The fuck. Hold the line.
这是一次意外 It was an accident.
这是一次意外 朋友们 It was an accident, people.
6月27日 你起来了 June27, you're up.
这是一次意外...吉迪恩 这是一次意外 It was an acci... Gideon, it was an accident.
我得到了...我得到了这个我懂了 I got... I got this. I got this.
枪要落下了 Gun's going down.
枪要落下了别杀了我们 Gun's going down. Don't kill us.
这是给你们的一些糖果 Here's some candy for you guys.
呼呼 你怎么说 去你的 Whoohoo! What do you say? Fuck you!
好啦 大家一起来唱歌吧 Okay, let's all sing together, guys.
快点全部一起 Come on. All together.
呀啊啊 Yaaahhhh!
格伦屎... Glen shat...
格伦拉了床 Glen shat the bed.
把这个清理干净 Clean this up.
不 不 No! No!
天啊 Oh, God.
有点过分了 你不觉得吗 Little overkill, don't you think?
我们有一个配额要达到 We had a quota to hit.
原本应该为“剔除”抓捕 12 名囚犯 Supposed to get 12 prisoners for The Culling.
最好是用他们所有该死的四肢 Preferably with all their fucking limbs.
我们需要得到 12 个 We need to get 12.
我们可以得到这个孩子 We can get this kid.
和她 And her.
没有小孩 你是做什么的 No kids. What are you,
现在他妈的道德权威了 the fucking moral authority now?
需要我提醒你你要向谁负责吗 Need I remind you who you answer to?
他妈的当然不是你 Sure as fuck isn't you.
好吧 让我们把这堆东西清理干净吧 All right, let's clean this shit up!
来 Come.
无需再等待 No more waiting.
不再有尸体了 No more bodies.
她死了... She dies...
今天 today!
呵呵现在谁是他妈的傀儡 嗯 Huh. Who's the fuck puppet now, huh?
干得好把这些拿走并清理干净 Here you go. Take these and clean them up.
耶稣基督 Jesus Christ.
如果您能给予我一些支持 那就太好了 It'd be nice if you showed me some support.
正在发生 It's happening.
我是一名战士在执行任务使命 I'm a warrior. On a mission. THE mission.
无路可退 No turning back.
吉祥 Auspicious.
表示成功或胜利的希望 To show promise of success or victory.
为即将到来的一切做好准备... Ready for anything that comes...
妈的 Oh, shit!
对不起 嘿 Sorry. Hey!
等待 Wait!
孩子 你他妈的疯了 Boy, you're fucking insane.
继续移动... Keep moving...
我们走吧 Let's go.
妈的 Oh, shit.
死人了 Dead guy.
迷人的 Lovely.
你好呃... Hi. Uh...
冲过去 scootch over.
和其他许多人一样 死了 Dead, like so many others.
其余的人生活在恐惧之中 The rest live in fear.
那是希尔达创建的城市 That's the city that Hilda created.
就这样 直到我杀了她为止 That's how it's gonna stay until I kill her.
今晚 她的帝国崩溃了 Tonight, her empire crumbles.
六个 是吧 Six, huh?
你找不到另外六个吗 You couldn't find six more?
天啊梅兰妮要翻身了 Oh, God. Melanie's gonna flip.
怎么了 格伦 What's wrong, Glen?
怕老婆吗 嗯 Afraid of your wifey? Hm?
不 不 我不害怕 No. No, I'm not afraid.
是的 Yeah?
我会和她一起解决问题 好吗 I'll smooth things over with her, okay?
这是一个非常可爱的说法 That's a pretty cute way of saying
你会把我扔到公共汽车底下的 you're gonna throw me under the bus.
嘿 你就像我的兄弟一样好的 Hey, you're like a brother to me. Okay?
我永远不会把你扔到公共汽车下 I would never throw you under a bus.
就是这个 This is it?
我花了六个月的时间来组织今晚的仪式 I spent six months organizing tonight's ceremony,
你找不到我12只准备好拍照的街头老鼠吗 and you can't find me 12 street rats ready for camera?
这是你的兄弟 宝贝 It was your brother, babe.
还有巴士 我告诉他了 And there's the bus! I told him.
他让家族名誉蒙羞 He's embarrassing the family name.
你听到演讲了吗 Did you hear about the speech?
不 什么 我在讲台上 No. What? I'm on the podium.
我正在做我的事 I'm doing my thing.
一切进展顺利 It's going really well.
一整段都是关于猫头鹰的 A whole paragraph about owls.
猫头鹰 是的 Owls? Yeah.
这些...这些人 These... these people
从来没有见过猫头鹰 没见过 have never seen owls. Never seen it.
如果你要毁掉我的艺术 If you're gonna shit on my art,
也许先尝试阅读一下 嗯 maybe try reading it first, huh?!
猫头鹰的东西连接到最后 The owl stuff connects to the end
并将整个事情联系在一起 and ties the whole thing together.
这不是一个他妈的艺术项目 吉迪恩 This isn't a fucking art project, Gideon.
我们让你写那些糟糕的演讲 We let you write your shitty speeches
这样你就不会再抱怨做你真正的工作了 so you'll stop whining about doing your real job.
这就是为什么你会打拳头 That's why you do the fisty punchy
他会喋喋不休 and he does the mouthy talky.
正确的 所以下次 Right. So next time,
给我亲爱的格伦一些他能真正说出的台词 give my sweet Glen some lines he can actually deliver.
格伦在厕所里拉不出屎 Glen couldn't deliver a shit in the toilet
没有说明 我的天啊 without instructions. Oh, my God!
你想和我一起去厕所吗 Do you want to come to the toilet with me?
是的 然而 他是人们想要看到的人 Yeah! And yet, he's the one the people want to see.
他们信任的人 The one they trust.
好吧 那么也许可以告诉你那该死的丈夫 Well, then maybe tell your shitfordick husband
停止拍摄他的“粉丝” to stop shooting his "fans."
是的好吧 今天的小事件我们都知道了 Yes. Well, we all know about today's little incident.
这是一次意外 宝贝 是的 It was an accident, babe. Yes.
格伦现在只是个顽皮的男孩 Glen's just being a naughty boy now
所以他今晚在 The Culling 会成为我的好孩子 so he can be a good boy for me tonight at The Culling.
呃 不是吗 宝贝 Urgh! Isn't that right, babe?
是的 宝贝 Yeah, babe.
你会按照我说的一切去做吗 Are you gonna do everything I say
并达到目标并成为一名优秀的迷人小主人 and hit your marks and be a good charming little host?
总是是的 Always. Yeah.
这是正确的这就是相机爱你的原因 That's right. That's why the camera loves you.
给他换衣服并清理干净 Get him changed and cleaned up.
他还有一个重要的夜晚 He's got a big night ahead.
这 不 我可以把它擦掉 宝贝 This? No, I could just wipe this off, babe,
与....与.... 走吧去 with the... with... Go. Go.
今晚我还需要六具尸体 I need six more bodies for tonight.
我不在乎你从哪里得到它们 I don't care where you get them.
嘿 莎士比亚 Hey, Shakespeare.
去操一只猫头鹰 滚开 Go fuck an owl. Fuck off.
对不起 你在跟我说话吗 I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
是的 我正在跟你说话 Yeah, I'm talking to you.
现在 是的 Now? Yes.
我做不到 I can't do it.
我们正在通读我的剧本 We're doing a readthrough of my script.
没有人在乎你的写作 吉迪恩 No one gives a shit about your writing, Gideon.
嘿 Hey.
我勒个去 What the hell?
你怎么到这里来了 How'd you get here?
我不知道 I don't know.
你现在说话吗 You talk now?
我当然说话 Of course I talk.
你只是从来没有问过我任何问题 You just never asked me any questions.
现在我们抛弃了那个脾气暴躁的老人 Now that we ditched the cranky old man,
我可以做任何我想做的事 I can do whatever I want.
我不喜欢那个人他闻起来像旧牛奶 I don't like that guy. He smells like old milk.
我不是来玩游戏的 I'm not here to play games.
我正在执行任务 I'm on a mission.
哦 我喜欢任务 Oh, I like missions.
我们应该乔装打扮 We should wear disguises.
我要成为一名忍者但有蝴蝶翅膀 I'm going to be a ninja. But with butterfly wings.
一只忍者蝇等等 黄油忍者 A ninjafly. Wait, butterninja.
等等.... 嘘 安静 Wait... Sshh! Be quiet.
为什么 他们好像听不到我说话 Why? It's not like they can hear me.
如果我愿意 我可以尖叫 I can scream if I want.
手表 不不不不 Watch. No, no, no, no.
拉屎 Shit.
....完成工作 ...completed work.
好吧 我的伪装已经完成了 Okay, I got my disguise.
看 现在我非常狡猾 但我也可以飞 Look, now I'm super sneaky but also I can fly.
别说话了 Stop talking.
等等 Wait, wait.
我应该先走 因为我乔装打扮了 I should go first because I'm in disguise.
这不是伪装 That's not a disguise.
蝴蝶不混入 Butterflies don't blend in.
确切地我更加突出 Exactly. I stand out more.
我认为你不知道伪装是如何运作的 I don't think you know how disguises work.
我认为你不知道蝴蝶是如何工作的 I don't think you know how butterflies work.
这还不算... That doesn't even...
不说话是怎么回事 what happened to no talking?
他们一定就在这附近的某个地方 They gotta be around here somewhere.
我想他们是这样走的 I think they went this way.
等待 Wait.
全清 All clear.
快点 不不不移动 Come on. No, no, no. Move!
不 先生 No, sir.
胯部太紧 Too tight in the crotch.
唯一应该在我的胯部绷得这么紧的东西 The only thing that should be this tight around my crotch
是我妻子美丽的嘴唇 are my wife's beautiful lips.
那他妈是谁 Who the fuck is that?
那他妈是谁 Who the fuck is that?!
我想你让他们生气了 I think you made them angry.
好的 我可以做到这一点 Okay, I can do this.
只要记住萨满所说的话即可 Just remember what Shaman said.
你就是一个毫无价值的东西... You are a worthless piece of...
不 不是这样的 Nope, that's not it.
这边走这边走 This way. This way.
我们得躲起来 We gotta hide.
嘿 Hey!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
刻意的 Sedulous.
将全部注意力集中在单一任务上 To commit total focus to a single task.
妈的 Oh, shit!
回来 回来 回来 回来 Back, back, back, back!
新计划没有武器 New plan. No weapon.
不需要它 Don't need it.
等等 他是这么说的吗 Wait, is that what he said?
你就是武器 You are the weapon.
我就是武器 I am the weapon.
哦哦 Ohoh.
嗨男孩 Hey, Boy!
抓住 谢谢 Catch! Thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
严重地 哦 操 Seriously? Oh, fuck!
你好伙伴 Hello, mate.
嘿听好了从技术上来说 是的 我... Hey, listen. Technically, yeah, I...
我用这个来支持你 I got your back with that
所以也许你可以回报这个人情 so maybe you can return the favor.
你想杀掉这些混蛋 我可以帮你 You wanna kill these bastards, I can help.
我可以 I can!
哦 哦 哈哈 Oh, oh! Ah, ah.
你想要希尔达吗 You want Hilda?
好吧 我可以带你去见她... Okay, I can take you to her...
如果你释放我 if you free me.
狡猾的显得不值得信任 Dodgy. To appear untrustworthy.
你在干什么 请打破链条 What are you doing? Please break the chain!
是的是的对不起 Right, right. Sorry.
好吧好吧 Okay, okay.
我们需要团队合作是的 We need to work as a team. Yeah?
团队我从来没有参加过团队 Team. I've never been on a team.
你继续前进嘭 我要... You push forward with that. Bam! And I'm gonna...
我要躲到那辆车后面 I'm gonna get behind that cart.
我要做购物车 I'm gonna do cart stuff!
是的 是的 Yeah! Yeah?
去 Go!
哦 来吧 Oh, come on.
啊 Ah!
看看我 我是团队的一员 Look at me, part of a team.
等待我的团队去哪儿了 Wait. Where'd my team go?
正确的做推车的事情 Right. Doing cart stuff.
第二轮 Round two.
斗争 Fight!
中拳 Medium punch!
重拳出击 全面淘汰 Heavy punch! Total knockout!
太酷了 That was cool.
我们就这样一直见面 不是吗 We keep meeting like this, don't we?
是的 我的名字是芭蕉这就像巴什... Yeah, my name is Basho. It's like Bash...
哦 啊 知道了 Oh! Huh? Got it?
我会帮你打架但膝盖不好 I'd help you with the fighting but bad knee,
所以我要做的就是坚持我的路线 so what I'll do, yeah, is stick to my lane.
我要做推车的事情 I'm gonna do cart stuff.
正确的购物车 Right. The cart.
我们需要这个吗 对于我 这说得通 Do we need this? It makes sense to me.
小心 Watch out!
噢 Ow!
哦 那是戴夫 Oh, that's Dave.
是啊是啊他有很多问题 Yeah, yeah. He's got a lot of issues.
你可以带他去祝你好运 You can take him. Good luck.
第三轮斗争 Round three. Fight!
去你妈的 戴夫 Fuck you, Dave!
啊啊 Aahhh!
妈的 哈 哦 Oh, shit! Ha! Ooh.
一号玩家获胜 Player One wins.
游戏结束 Game over.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
游戏...还没结束 Game... not over.
呃 是的....就像我说的 Uh, yeah... like I said,
他有问题 he's got issues.
呼呼 是的 Whoohoo! Yeah.
啊 Ah!
快点 哇 Come on! Waaaahhh!
二号玩家真是疯了 Player Two is fucking crazy.
致命性 Fatality.
啊啊 Aahh!
有点儿 Kind of.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我们做到了 We did it!
啊 我们做到了 Ah, we did it!
我们他妈做到了 We fucking did it!
我们做到了 我知道我们会... We did it! I knew we'd...
我以为我们肯定会死 I thought for sure we'd die.
哦 Oh.
哦 你开枪打死我了 Oh. You shot me!
你他妈的开枪了... You fucking shot...!
所以我们组成了一个很好的团队 是吧 So we make a good team, huh?
我们走吧 Let's go!
他妈的很痛 Fuck. That hurts.
我感觉不到我的腿了我中枪了... I can't feel my leg. I'm shot...
不不不不 别杀他 No, no, no, no! Don't kill him.
别杀他别杀他 Don't kill him. Don't kill him.
这就是为什么...这就是为什么...他有信息 It's why... it's why... He's got information.
他嫁给了范德科伊是吗 格伦 He's married to a Van Der Koy. Aren't you, Glen?
是的是的 我有信息 Yeah. Yeah, I have information.
我有信息我愿意 I have information. I do.
我....我其实是在做卧底 I... I'm actually working undercover
与范德科伊斯 with the Van Der Koys.
我很深 很深.... 哦 滚蛋 I'm deep, deep... Oh, fuck off!
不你不是 No, you're not!
正确的不 我不是 Right. No, I'm not.
我不是我不是 但我可以 I'm not. I'm not, but I could be.
板凳副时间 他妈的 Bench vice time! Fuck!
我可以卧底站在你这边 I could go undercover to be on your side
现在哦 天哪 不 right now. Oh, my God, no!
好吧 是啊 天哪 不 Okay, yeah! Jesus Christ, no!
你准备好了吗 You ready?
不 No!
希尔达在哪里 Where's Hilda?!
她在豪宅里 She's at the mansion.
她在范德科伊宅邸 She's at the Van Der Koy mansion!
哦 不 不 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
废话希尔达在那儿没见过 Bullshit. Hilda hasn't been seen there
多年他在撒谎 for years. He's lying.
你在撒谎 You're lying.
不 不 我...我没有说谎 No. No, I'm... I'm not lying.
每年的扑杀仪式前 Every year before The Culling ceremony,
希尔达举办盛大宴会 Hilda throws a huge banquet
为了整个疯狂的家庭 for the whole batshit crazy family.
他们都会在那里 伙计 They're all going to be there, man.
如果你愿意 你希望他们死 If you want, you want 'em dead,
我可以带你进去 I can get you in there.
我是你的人我可以带你进去 I'm your guy. I can get you in there.
瞧 我和他们不一样 Look, I'm not like them.
我....前几天我和我的治疗师在一起 I was... I was with my therapist the other day
他让我向内看 我就这么做了 and he asked me to look within, and I did.
你知道 我向内心深处看去 You know, I looked deep within,
我意识到这不是我 and I realized this is not me.
这不是我 This is not who I am.
你知道 You know?
这不是真正的我 是他们强迫我的 It's not the real me, they forced me into this.
是的 他们强迫我 Yeah, they forced me.
让我喝他妈的果汁排毒 Put me on a fucking juice cleanse,
改变了我的名字 changed my name.
我的妻子甚至选择我的...我的衣服 My wife even chooses my... my clothes.
我什至不喜欢果汁 I don't even like juice.
是的 Yeah.
你知道吗 操他们 You know what? Fuck them.
我会帮助你 I'm gonna help you.
是的 我会帮助你 Yeah, I'm gonna help you.
我会带你进宫的 I'm gonna get you into the mansion.
我们要一起去那里 We're gonna go there together.
哦 Oh!
妈的哦哦哦 Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh.
呵呵哇 Uh. Wow. Um...
手掌出汗 Sweaty palms.
我看到 I see that.
呃...可能他不会...不会帮助我们 Pr... probably he wasn't gonna... wasn't gonna help us.
听起来他肯定会帮助我们 Definitely sounded like he was going to help us.
哦 操 Oh, fuck.
♪ 啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la ♪
哦是的那样 Oh, yes. That way.
你真是个战士 伙计 You're quite a fighter, mate.
当年我本可以利用你的 I could've used you back in the day.
快点 Come on.
在那个烂地方呆了三年 Spent three years in that shithole
制造他们该死的枪 making their fucking guns.
我操纵了一大堆 结果适得其反 I rigged a whole bunch of them to backfire.
你知道 他们首先试图从你身上夺走的东西 You know, the first thing they try and take away from you
是希望 但我从未放弃我的希望 is hope, but I never let go of mine.
看看发生了什么芭蕉自由了 宝贝 And look what happened. Basho's free, baby.
哈哈 时间也差不多了 Haha! About time, too.
有很多人 很多人指望我 Got a lot of people, a lot of people countin' on me.
我和抵抗力量在一起 I am with the resistance.
是的哈哈 看 他们尝试 Yeah. Haha! See, they try
使用剔除 剔除 to use The Culling, The Culling,
吓唬人们不要加入我们的事业 但事实并非如此 to scare people from joining our cause, but no.
这都是谎言和幻想 每个人都知道 It's all lies and illusions and everyone knows it.
我们仍然强大...仍然强大 We're still strong... still strong.
是的 是的 是的 是的 是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
作为作为作为哈哈哈正确的 Come. Come. Come. Hahaha. Right.
如果我们要打倒希尔达 If we're going to take down Hilda,
我们需要一支军队 we're going to need an army.
开始了这就是我的人进来的地方 Here we go. That's where my people come in.
欢迎来到... Welcome to...
阻力 the resistance.
坚持 稍等 Hold on.
好的 等一下只要按住... Okay, wait. Just hold...
坚持住 你愿意吗 hold on, will you?
这是怎么回事 他妈的 What's going on? Fuck.
哇哇哇 本尼 本尼 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Benny, Benny!
不不不他和我在一起 No, no, no. He's with me.
他帮助我逃脱 He helped me escape.
嘿 嘿这就是我 Hey, hey. It's me.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
把它放下 Put that down.
啊 这就是我 Huh? It's me.
这就是我 It's me.
哦 你好吗 伙计 Oh, how are you, mate?
大家在哪里 团队的其他人在哪里 Where is everyone? Where's the rest of the team?
枫树苹果骆驼 Mapple apple camels.
枫苹果什么 那...那不可能是对的 Mapple apple what? That... that can't be right.
他们全部 诶 All of them? Ey?
如何 How?
长灯的渡渡鸟面包 Dodo buns for long lamps.
呃哦读不懂他的嘴唇 Uhoh. Can't read his lips.
他在嘀咕吗 用不同的语言 Is he mumbling? In a different language?
等等 等等 等等坚持 稍等 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
燕麦呢 她在哪 What about Yanmai? Where is she?
Yanmai Yanmai.
莫莫停车场 Momo parking lot.
大概不是这么说的 Probably not saying that.
也许如果我集中注意力 我可以... Maybe if I concentrate, I can...
选择 Pod 公文包 Pick Pod Briefcase.
呃 关于泡菜的事情 Uh, something about pickles.
Schnoogleboob Droptop Schnoogleboob Droptop.
是这些话吗 我不... Are these words? I don't...
乌龟鸟的渡渡鸟面包 Dodo buns for turtle bird.
渡渡鸟面包听起来很有趣哦哦 Dodo buns sound fun. Ohoh.
等一下渡渡鸟面包并不好玩 Oh, wait. Dodo buns are not fun.
我从来没有听过一个成年男人哭泣 I've never heard a grown man cry.
不确定听起来像什么 Not sure what it sounds like.
不 不可能是这样 No, that can't be it.
我对渡渡鸟面包感到抱歉 I'm sorry about the... dodo buns.
哎 Ey.
啊 那个贱人会为此付出代价的 Ah! That bitch will pay for this!
你知道吗 本尼 You know what, Benny?
我们自己来做我们有一个秘密武器 We'll do it ourselves. We have a secret weapon.
他在谈论我 He's talking about me.
我看到这个人干掉了整个小队 I saw this man take down an entire squad
或范德科伊士兵 of Van Der Koy soldiers.
我确实这么做了 I did do that.
他杀了一百多人 He killed over a hundred men.
有点夸张 Slight exaggeration.
用他的双手 With his bare hands.
绝对不是真的 Definitely not true.
不说废话 No bullshit.
是的 这....这是我们的镜头 Yeah, this... This is our shot.
是的 Yeah.
你知道 这也是多年来的第一次 You know, for the first time in years as well.
你知道我知道什么吗 You know what I know?
我知道希尔达要去哪里 I know where Hilda is gonna be.
嗯 是的 Hm. Yes.
是的 我们需要的只是一条进入的路 Yeah, all we need is a way in.
你知道现在几点了吗 You know what time it is?
嗯嗯 Mmhm.
计划时间 Plan time.
他殴打了 Tammy Tam He punched the Tammy Tam.
魔鬼付钱给 Tammy Tam Devil pay the Tammy Tam.
是的去...去组队 Yeah. Go... go team.
好的 Okay.
开始了... Here we go...
任何个人违反命令... Any individual violating orders...
我们会找到我们神奇的完美之地 We're gonna find our magical perfect place
并永远留在那里 and stay there forever.
你跟我 You with me?
我们有理由相信 We have reason to believe
整个范德科伊家族都在豪宅里 the entire Van Der Koy family are in the mansion.
范德科伊一家由三兄弟组成 The Van Der Koys are made up of three siblings.
现在 吉迪恩负责管理街道 Now Gideon, he runs the streets.
梅兰妮负责业务和公关 Melanie runs business and PR.
6月27日 她担任安全主管 June27, she is head of security.
还有格伦 他已经没有头了 And Glen, he no longer has a head.
嗯嗯 手心出汗 Mmhm, sweaty palms.
现在 他们都听从希尔达的命令 Now, they all take orders from Hilda.
现在 扑杀仪式于10:00开始 Now, The Culling ceremony starts at 10:00,
这意味着他们要在 8:00 之前离开家是的 which means they're leaving the house by 8:00. Yeah.
这给了我们两个小时的时间让你进来....... That gives us a twohour window to get you in...
啊 Ah!
但你不能火力全开 But you cannot go in guns ablazing.
安全措施将会无懈可击 Security's going to be airtight.
饭厅 Dining room!
这就是本尼的计划发挥作用的地方 That's where Benny's plan comes in.
把它拿走 本尼男孩 Take it away, Benny boy.
Gogo 机器人吉他饼干 Gogo robot guitar the biscuit.
坚持 稍等 Hold on.
海上潜水员火腿人 Sea diver ham man
拼盘舞 platter dance.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
嗯 Hm.
是的 Yeah.
我需要理解这一点吗 Do I need to understand this?
我们将重复这个计划 We'll repeat the plan.
感觉这个很重要 This feels important.
这就是整个计划 This is the whole plan.
也许只是假装你明白 Maybe just pretend you understand.
继续点头看起来印象深刻 Keep nodding. Look impressed.
....保险杠树桩拖把拖把 ...bumper stump mop mop.
卡普林基 Caplinky?
当然卡普林基 Sure. Caplinky.
芭蕉看起来很高兴这一定是一个好的计划 Basho seems happy. It must be a good plan.
我不喜欢这个计划 I don't like this plan.
我敢打赌这个计划一旦实现就会有意义 I bet the plan will make sense when it happens.
就像魔术一样 Like a magic trick.
很多奇怪的道具 Lots of weird props.
但随后发生了令人惊奇的事情 But then something amazing happens.
除非我是魔术师而且我不懂魔法 Except I'm the magician. And I don't know magic.
没有人懂得魔法这就是为什么它很神奇 Nobody knows magic. That's why it's magical.
正确的所以 这很好 Right. So, this is fine.
这可以 This is fine.
好的就是这样的计划 Okay. It's that kind of plan.
武器危险我们要打仗了 Weapons. Danger. We're going to war.
现在是战时 It's wartime.
只要给我一把武器然后... Just give me a weapon and...
现在是最困难的部分 Now comes the hard part.
流浪者邮票防滑痕 Tramp stamp skidmark.
糊涂了陷入深深的迷茫之中 Befuddled. To be deeply confused.
深深的、深深的迷茫 Deeply, deeply confused.
最后 Finally!
伪装 Disguises!
正确的我是一名厨师 Right. I'm a chef.
为什么我是厨师 Why am I a chef?
晚宴场面很快就要开始了 The dinner scene will commence very soon.
开始涂上焦糖布丁 Start plating the crème br?lée.
我不知道这意味着什么 I don't know what that means.
如何涂奶油 为什么我镀奶油 How do I plate a crème? Why am I crème plating?!
别暴露你的掩护 Don't blow your cover.
就扮演厨师吧 Just act chefy.
哦 马卡龙 Oh, macarons!
尝试一个 Try one.
厨师吃东西 Chefs eat things.
美好的一颗马卡龙 Fine. One macaron,
但我需要找到.... 那是什么 but then I need to find... What was that?
马卡龙 Macaron.
真好吃 That's delicious.
多吃一点你是一名厨师 Eat more. You're a chef.
草莓 Strawberry.
焦糖 Caramel.
香草 Vanilla.
如此柔软 So soft and squishy.
哦 Oh.
呃哦 Uhoh.
他不高兴 He's not happy.
晚上好快乐剔除 Good evening. Happy Culling.
吉迪恩为大家准备了最美味的菜单 Gideon has prepared a most delectable menu for you all.
我是一个乐器 I am an instrument.
专为单一目的而设计杀... Shaped for a single purpose. To kill...
你看起来不像乐器 You don't look like an instrument.
我要去处理一些事情 I'm gonna go take care of something.
独自的你留在这里 Alone. You stay here
并抓住所有你能找到的马卡龙 and grab all the macarons you can find.
当我完成后 And when I'm done,
我们将把他们带到我们神奇的完美地方 we'll bring them to our magical perfect place.
听起来不错 Sound good?
任务已接受 Mission accepted.
但你要做什么 But what are you going to do?
我要扮演厨师的角色 I'm gonna act chefy.
还在等奶油... Still waiting on the crème...
啊啊 Aahh!
我做到了 是的 I did it! Yes!
一号玩家获胜 Player One wins!
呃 等等 Uh, wait.
他们看起来不同 They look different.
为什么他们看起来如此不同 Why do they look so different?
他刚刚砍下了一个该死的头 He just chopped a fucking head off.
出了什么问题 Something's off.
我是不是杀错了希尔达 Did I kill the wrong Hilda?
明白了 Gotcha.
哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
毫米 Mm.
我没有报名参加这个 I didn't sign up for this.
我他妈的要离开这里 I'm getting the fuck out of here.
等等 W... wait.
放下它 Put it down.
大家都闭上你们那该死的馅饼洞吧 Everybody shut your fucking pie holes.
回到角色 Get back into character.
坐下 Sit down.
谢谢 Thank you.
没错 他们都是演员 That's right, they're all actors.
有人尝试只是时间问题 It was only a matter of time before somebody tried
在扑杀日击败女王 taking down the queen on Culling Day.
于是就有了精心布置的家庭聚餐场景 Hence the elaborately staged family dinner scene
确实是你写的 written by yours truly.
白痴的捕蝇纸 Flypaper for idiots.
哦现在就轻松吧 Oh. Easy now!
没必要因为你爱上了而受到所有的伤害 No need to get all butthurt because you fell for
精心制作且极其逼真的对话 the expertly crafted and incredibly lifelike dialogue.
干得好 大家真的 Great work, everybody. Really.
除了你 丹尼斯 Except for you, Dennis.
我....我什至不知道该告诉你什么了 I... I don't even know what to tell you anymore.
你只是不明白 You're just not getting it.
感受一下他妈的感觉吧 丹尼斯 Feel a fucking feeling, Dennis!
想想一个想法 Think a thought.
你在这里只是一个空壳 You're an empty shell out here.
你还在继续你那该死的小孩子游戏吗 Are you still going on about yer damn kiddy play?
没关系 格兰姆 It's fine, Gram Gram.
回去继续吮吸芒果吧 Just go back to sucking on your mango.
克克克是真的只是 呃 更容易把她留在这里 Gram Gram's real. Just, uh, easier to keep her here.
是的 射杀那个该死的流浪汉 这样我就可以去看我的节目了 Yeah, shoot the damn hobo so I can go and watch my shows.
我正在处理这件事 格兰姆 I'm dealing with it, Gram Gram.
只要回去... Just go back to...
大错特错了 操蛋 Big mistake, dinglefuck.
现在 放下枪 否则她会为你放下枪 Now, drop the gun or she'll drop it for you.
好的 All right.
我们给这位女士一些工作的空间 好吗 Let's give the lady some room to work, shall we?
快点 Come on.
这是你最好的吗 Is that the best you've got?
快点 Come on!
哦她漂亮 Ooh. She's pretty.
我的一生都是为了这一刻而建立的 My entire life built to this moment,
我失败了 and I failed.
我认识你妈妈 I knew your mother.
你会为她报仇的 You will avenge her.
嘿 Hey.
啊啊 Aahh!
你的战斗风格 Your fighting style.
我在任何地方都能认出它 I'd recognize it anywhere.
你接受过萨满的训练他在哪里 You were trained by the Shaman. Where is he?
可能想告诉她她想知道的事情 Might want to tell her what she wants to know
在她让你之前 before she makes you
她个人的小鱼片 her personal little filleted fuckfish.
读我的唇语 Read my lips.
去你的 Fuck you.
真的不应该是有趣的 Not really supposed to be funny.
她是不是读错了我的唇语 还是... Did she read my lips wrong or...?
哦 不 不 没有她明白了 Oh, no, no. Nope. She got it.
好的 Okay.
容易 六月嗯 他有一些答案 Easy, June. Hm? He's got some answers.
这需要一点技巧 This is gonna require a little bit of finesse.
给我们一些隐私 好吗 Give us some privacy, okay?
好的真正的谈话 Okay. Real talk.
请不要让我这样做 Please don't make me do this.
这种折磨让我流鼻血 This torture shit gives me nosebleeds.
你很生气 你杀了一些人 我明白 You're pissed, you killed some people, I get it.
希尔达是我的妹妹 Hilda's my sister,
你以为我不知道她是谁 you don't think I know what she is?
我和你一样厌倦了这种剔除狗屎 I'm tired of this Culling shit just as much as you are.
每年 Every year,
我们继续这种他妈的徒劳的追逐 we go on this wild fucking goose chase
围捕她的“敌人” rounding up her "enemies."
几年前我们就没有鹅了 We ran out of geese years ago.
我正在外面收集该死的鸽子 I'm out there collecting fucking pigeons.
街道很干净 The streets are clean.
我们赢得了战争 但这对她来说还不够 We won the war but it's never enough for her.
她有妄想症 躲在她该死的地堡里 She's delusional, hiding out in her fucking bunker.
为什么 因为他还在外面 And why? Because he's still out there.
那个混蛋丛林混蛋 That shitdickforfucks jungle asshole.
萨满 The Shaman.
我累了厌倦了它你想结束暴力吗 I'm tired. Sick of it. You want to end the violence?
只要给我萨满就可以了 Just give me the Shaman.
希尔达是个废物 但他也是 Hilda's a piece of shit, but so is he.
直到其中一人死去 事情才会停止 It doesn't stop 'til one of them dies.
我已经不在乎哪一个了 I'm done giving a shit which one.
嗯 我不是 Well, I'm not.
你已经准备好为此而死了吧 You're ready to die for this, huh?
你身上有一些火 You've got some fire in you.
我忘了那是什么样子了 I forgot what that's like.
他妈的 Fuck it.
是时候换个方式尝试一下了 Time to try this the other way.
让我们看看这种毅力能让你走多远 Let's see how far that tenacity gets you.
准备好去谋杀镇了吗 混蛋 Ready for murder town, motherfucker?!
啊 你还想要更多吗 Huh?! You want some more?!
我和他还没有结束 I'm not finished with him yet.
看来你还没有开始 It doesn't look like you started.
什、怎么了 WhWhat's wrong?
他给了吉迪恩一根鼻草吗 Did he give widdle Gideon a nosebweed?
别挡我的路 Get out of my way.
你度过了一个忙碌的夜晚全城传颂 You've had a busy night. Talk of the town.
比我想象的要年轻 但这很好 Younger than I expected, but this is good.
这个就可以玩了 This'll play.
我们还没见过面我是梅兰妮 We haven't met. I'm Melanie.
我相信你打碎了我丈夫的头 I believe you crushed my husband's head
用台虎钳 with a bench vise.
但你犯了一个很小的错误 But you made a teensy mistake.
你谋杀了错误的范德科伊 You murdered the wrong Van Der Koy.
你知道这有多难吗... Do you have any idea how hard it is...
在播出时间前一小时寻找替代主持人 to find a replacement host one hour before air time?
我花了很多年的时间把格伦塑造成他现在的样子 I spent years shaping Glen to what he was,
你这个任性的小混蛋 you petulant little shit.
你认为你破坏了我的表演 You think you sabotaged my show,
但你只是给了我主要的吸引力 but you just gave me the main attraction.
你想成为一个象征 不是吗 You wanted to become a symbol, didn't you?
对我们王朝的威胁 A threat to our dynasty.
恐怕不是 亲爱的 I'm afraid not, dear.
你忘记了谁控制着叙述 You forget who controls the narrative.
哦 我会让你 Oh, I am gonna make you
对他们来说太漂亮了 so pretty for them.
纤巧脆弱的他们就是这样看你的 Dainty. Fragile. That's how they'll see you.
当你死去时 他们都会看着你并欢呼 And they're all going to watch and cheer as you die.
带他去工作室 Take him to the studio.
我们必须在没有主机的情况下完成这项工作 We're going to have to make this work without a host,
这意味着我需要摄像机来讲述这个故事 which means I need the cameras to tell the story.
我想要将三号摄像机放在飞溅区域 I want camera three in the splatter zone.
如果你没有让镜头沾满血的话 If you don't get that lens covered in blood,
你这样做是错的 you're doing it wrong.
我们正在修改简介 We're reworking the intro.
希尔达从舞台右侧进入 希尔达 Hilda enters from stage right. Hilda?
她在这里 She's here?
是的 她终于从洞穴里爬了出来 Yes, she finally crawled out of her cave.
格伦死了将会被问到问题 Glen's dead. Questions will be asked.
他们需要保证我们仍处于控制之中 They need assurance we're still in control.
只有希尔达可以给他们这个 Only Hilda can give them that.
不要告诉她我们的赞助商是谁 Don't tell her who our sponsor is
并让她远离任何枪支 and keep her away from any guns.
她已经很多年没有离开过那个地堡了 She hasn't been out of that bunker in years.
她完全不稳定了我们无法控制她... She's completely unstable. We can't control what she...
抱歉 有什么是我无法控制的 I'm sorry, what can't I control?
谁塑造了这座城市对希尔达的看法 Who's been shaping the city's perception of Hilda
在她偏执的精神病时期 during her paranoid psycho years?
她发动了一场革命 但谁为这场革命付出了代价呢 She staged a revolution, but who got it paid for?
我用小猫的叫声发出老虎的吼声 I make tiger roars out of kitten meows.
你们所有人都应该知道这一点 You of all people should know this.
毕竟....谁让他们害怕你呢 After all... Who made them fear you?
现在 来吧 Now, come on.
看我再次让那个疯狂的母狗咆哮 Watch me make that crazy bitch roar again.
让这个混蛋准备好拍照 And get this asshole ready for camera.
你应该把萨满交给我们 You should have just given us the Shaman.
哦 我想脾气暴躁的裤子先生需要振作起来 Oh, I think Mr. Grumpy Pants needs cheering up.
聊点八卦怎么样 How about a little gossip talk?
我本可以杀了她 I could have killed her.
你为什么挡我的路 Why did you get in my way?
我不知道 I don't know.
这还不够好 That's not good enough.
你应该帮我的 You're supposed to be helping me.
欢迎来到剔除 Welcome to The Culling.
25 年来 我们一直在庆祝这座城市的进步 For 25 years, we've celebrated this city's progress
清除所有阻碍它的人 by cleansing it of all those who stand in its way.
我们最自豪的电视传统 Our proudest televised tradition
出身卑微 was born from humble beginnings,
一位勇敢的女性发誓要为我们的街道带来秩序 one brave woman who vowed to bring order to our streets
以梦想的名义 in the name of a dream.
今晚 当我们欢迎来到我们的舞台时 这个梦想就实现了... That dream is alive tonight as we welcome to our stage...
我讨厌这他妈的一天 I hate this fucking day.
....我们城市的中心... ...the heart of our city...
哦 ....你勇敢的领袖... Oh. ...your courageous leader...
希尔达·范德科伊 Hilda Van Der Koy.
好吧 她来了 Okay, here she comes.
还有灯 And lights.
希尔达·范德科伊 Hilda Van Der Koy!
我们爱你 We love you.
二十五年... Twentyfive years...
自从我们收复这座城市以来 since we reclaimed this city
来自恶棍和凶手 from the miscreants and murderers
他们用鲜血涂满了我们的街道 who painted our streets with blood.
我不再喜欢这个游戏了 I don't like this game anymore.
一个目的 One purpose.
我想回家 I wanna go home.
成形 Shaped.
目的单一 Single purpose.
只有一个目的 One purpose only.
杀死希尔达·范德科伊 Kill Hilda Van Der Koy.
杀 杀 杀 范德科伊 Kill, kill, kill, Van Der Koy.
杀 杀 杀 杀 Kill, kill, kill, kill.
...通过惩罚... ...by punishing the...
那些阻碍它的人 those who stand in its way.
他们看起来就像我们一样 不是吗 They look just like us, don't they?
这就是他们在我们中间徘徊的方式 That's how they linger among us.
看不见的病从内心蔓延 The invisible sickness spreading from the inside,
感染一切 infecting everything.
我到处都能看到它我... I see it everywhere I go. I...
她到底在说什么 What the fuck is she saying?
我给了你光明 I gave you the light.
我为治愈你而战 I fight to heal you.
读他妈的提词器 Read the fucking teleprompter.
所做的事无法挽回 What's done cannot be undone.
你无法洗掉一个洞并让它变得光亮不 You can't wash a hole and make it shine. No.
她疯了 She's insane.
你... You...
你得拿手术刀 you have to take a scalpel
你刻得越来越深 and you carve deep and deeper and deeper
直到最后你到达... until finally you reach the...
还有你的小... And your little...
我说没有枪 I said no guns.
谁给了她一把该死的枪 Who gave her a fucking gun?!
把该死的麦克风给我 Give me the fucking microphone.
有人在敲门 There's knocking at the gate.
希尔达·范德科伊 大家好 Hilda Van Der Koy, everybody!
带她离开这里 Get her out of here.
好的 Okay.
现在 等得够多了我们来这里是为了见证什么 Now, enough waiting. What are we all here to witness?
剔除 The Culling.
是什么净化了我们的城市 What cleanses our city?
扑杀 The Culling!
等待 Wait.
让我们看看这种毅力能让你走多远 Let's see how far that tenacity gets you.
这个家庭需要治疗 This family needs therapy.
哪个赞助商让今晚成为可能 What sponsor makes tonight possible?
冰冻泡芙 Frosty Puffs!
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
他们来了 Here they come.
菠萝伙伴 Pineapple Pal.
奥克托小偷 Octo Thief.
♪ 一头扎进牛奶里就够了 ♪ ♪ A plunge into The milk and that's enough ♪
♪ 你对冰冻泡芙上瘾了 ♪ ♪ You're addicted to The Frosty Puffs ♪
♪ 现在谁要和我们一起去霜冻礁石 ♪ ♪ Now who's coming with us To the frosty reef ♪
♪ 我们有菠萝伙伴和章鱼贼 ♪ ♪ We got Pineapple Pal And Octothief ♪
躲猫猫 Peekaboo.
♪ 来和山羊加里一起出去玩吧 ♪ ♪ Come hang out with Gary the Goat ♪
其中最淘气的一个 And the naughtiest of them all
从我们最喜欢的毛茸茸的朋友那里得到特别的惊喜 gets a special surprise from our favorite fluffy friend,
山羊加里 Gary the Goat!
哈哈 谷物水手本人 Haha. Cereal Sailor himself,
弗罗斯顿船长 Captain Frostington!
谵妄 Delirium.
混乱的精神状态可能会导致想象 A confused mental state that may result in imagery
这显然不可能是真的 that clearly can't be real.
♪ 这些甜甜的戒指让我们都疯狂 ♪ ♪ These sugary rings make us All go nuts ♪
♪ 一二三 坏人都被铐起来 ♪ ♪ With a one two three The bad guys all in cuffs ♪
♪ 吃冰冻泡芙你会很开心 ♪ ♪ You'll be happy Eating Frosty Puffs ♪
小小的感谢 A small thank you
感谢您对范德科伊王朝的持续奉献 for your continued devotion to the Van Der Koy dynasty.
哈哈 Haha!
让剔除开始吧 Let The Culling commence!
谁会是第一 Who will be first?
她呢 How about her?
回到这来 Come back here.
呼呼 Whoohoo!
请不请 Please, no. Please.
匆忙 Hurry!
哦 Oooh.
赶快 Hurry up!
我们得离开这里 We gotta get out of here.
让我们把整个身体都拍进去 Let's get the whole body in the shot.
把那个混蛋的项圈放在遥控器上 Put that fucker's collar on the remote.
是的女士 Yes, ma'am.
我是一个乐器 I am an instrument.
形状为单一紫... Shaped for a single purp...
相机二 拉近 Camera two, zoom in tight.
开始了 Here we go.
太过分了 Overboard.
不 不 No, no.
停止 不要那么做 Stop! Stop that.
加里来了 Here comes Gary.
死于山羊 Death by goat.
不完全是我计划去的方式 Not exactly how I planned to go.
加里 加里 加里 加里 Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
来吧 加里 Come on, Gary!
他们说 Basho?
我他妈是个山羊伴侣 I'm a fucking goat mate.
哈哈哈 Hahaha!
这么多的问题 So many questions.
快点 Come on.
啊啊 Aahhh!
本尼 Benny!
我的团队回来了 My team's back!
这是谁 Who is this?
我们会站在一旁 We'll stand by.
到结局 To endings.
我们走吧 这边走去 去 Let's go! This way. Go! Go!
你这个长着触手的混蛋 You tentacled prick!
软体动物屄 Mollusk Cunt.
哦 我们把它剪得有点近了 Oh, we are cutting it a bit close.
但计划... But the plan...
该计划非常顺利快点 the plan worked perfectly. Come on!
繁荣 Boom!
首先 我们进行了伪装 First, we got into disguise.
然后 我们拿了管家的安全通行证 Then, we took the butler's security pass
当你创造了一个转移注意力的时候 while you created a diversion.
一号玩家获胜 Player One wins!
完美发挥不错的工作 Perfectly played. Nice job.
然后我们从集合地点接你 Then we picked you up from the rendezvous.
哈哈 Haha!
我们无法控制她... We can't control what she...
制定安全措施 Scoped out security measures.
然后本尼发挥了他的魔力 Then Benny worked his magic.
去你的 Fuck you!
打翻手篮 Topple tart the handbasket.
许多地图面包人 Many maps bread man.
又不是这个了 Not this again.
砍掉谷仓农民的脚 Chopped off the barn farmers feet.
对于扫描仪是的 For the scanner. Yeah.
这是好的部分 是的 That was the good part. Yeah.
船漂浮潜水员苹果大师一巴掌抓住渡渡鸟 Boat float the diver. Master apple slapgrab the dodo.
啊啊 Aahh!
现在我们到了合理 And now we're here. Make sense?
啊啊 Aahh!
其中一部分是有道理的 Part of it makes sense.
完成他妈的工作 Finish the fucking job.
我们就是革命今晚就结束了 We are the revolution. Tonight it ends.
准备好 是的 Ready? Yeah!
啊啊 斗争 Aahhh! Fight!
快点 Come on!
啊啊 Aahh!
所以... So...
你的小孩子表演怎么样了 how is your little kiddy show going?
去你的 Fuck you.
把你的人带进来把这个清理干净 Bring in your men. Clean this up.
你知道... Y'know...
当有人拉了热气腾腾的大便时 When somebody takes a steamy shit
在厨房的水槽里...我不再洗碗了 in the kitchen sink... I stop doing the dishes.
如果没有帮助 他就无法挣脱束缚 He couldn't free himself without help.
我知道你做了什么解决这个问题 I know what you did. Fix this.
我已经做了 I already did.
回到这来 Come back here!
你竟敢离开我 Don't you dare walk away from me!
生气 Piss off.
本尼 本尼 Benny! Benny!
好吧 你这个湿漉漉的麦片海盗 Okay, you soggy cereal shit pirate.
梅普尔大开 Mapple dabloom!
啊 Ah!
没人打扰我的表演 Nobody fucks with my show!
啊 Ah!
本尼 Benny!
金脚趾果酱 Golden Toe Jam.
不好了 啊哈 Oh, no! Ahha.
他妈的 Fuck!
我是一个该死的广播奇迹创造者 I'm a goddamn broadcast miracle worker!
你知道收购一家谷物公司有多难 You know how hard it is to get a cereal company
赞助大屠杀 to sponsor mass murder?!
那是我 That was ME!
啊 Ah!
你所做的一切只是提高了我的评分 All you did was improve my ratings.
哦 是的 继续在相机上做 Oh, yeah, go on. Do it on camera.
让我成为烈士 Make me a martyr.
你要去哪里 懦夫 Where are you going? Coward!
等待 Wait.
不 不 不 不 等等 No. No, no, no, wait.
哦 嘿 伙计不错的工作 Oh, hey, man. Nice job.
我们的时间怎么样 How we doing for time?
我只是想小睡一会儿 I was just thinking of taking a quick nap.
艰难的人群 Tough crowd.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
不 不 没关系没关系 伙计 No, no, it's okay. It's okay, mate.
没关系 It's okay.
哎呀我说过我会带你去希尔达 Oops. I said I'd take you to Hilda
这正是我要做的 and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
还记得他们试图从你身上夺走的第一件事吗 Remember the first thing they try and take from you?
希望 Hope.
你永远不要失去它 Don't you ever lose it.
快点 Come on.
很快再见 本尼 See you soon, Benny.
你知道 我只是... You know, I just...
我才发现你话不多 是吗 I just realized you don't talk much, do you?
我喜欢 I like it.
去 Go!
别回头 Don't look back.
让他们见鬼去吧去 Give 'em hell. Go!
根除 Extirpate.
摧毁每一个妨碍我的混蛋 To destroy every motherfucker that gets in my way.
啊 Ahh!
让他们见鬼去吧 Give 'em hell.
想象一下我们神奇的完美地方 Imagine our magical perfect place.
你能看见它吗 Can you see it?
唔 Hmm.
大概是在期待一场对决吧 Probably was expecting a showdown, huh?
经典的boss战 Classic boss fight.
抱歉让您失望了 Sorry to disappoint.
贱人妹妹梅兰妮从背后朝我开了一枪 Bitch sister Melanie shot me in the back.
她是个好人 And she's the nice one.
你会需要这个 You'll need this.
他们撤离了 They evacuated.
他们在掩体里那就是你会找到她的地方 They're in the bunker. That's where you'll find her.
是的 好吧 Yeah, well.
做你必须做的事 Do what you got to do.
他帮助了我们 He helped us.
不再有任何干扰 No more distractions.
你不能继续杀死所有人 You can't just keep killing everybody.
你不是真实的 You're not real.
听我说我是你妹妹... Listen to me. I'm your sister...
我姐姐死了 My sister is dead.
我不再需要你了 I don't need you anymore.
呵呵 Huh.
Ding dong Ding dong.
您已到达最终目的地 You have reached your final destination.
一会儿之后 我们可爱的地勤人员 In a few moment, our lovely ground crew
会打开门 will open the doors,
发射一连串穿甲子弹 unload a flurry of armorpiercing bullets
并将你撕成碎片 and shred you to pieces.
你将孤独地死去并被遗忘 You will die alone and forgotten.
一切都是为了一无所获 All for nothing.
不 这不是无缘无故的 No. Not for nothing.
这是给她的 This is for her.
一个目的... One purpose...
只有一个目的 One purpose only.
杀光他们... Kill them all...
想要杀了她 To kill her.
....乐器... ...instrument...
杀死希尔达·范德科伊 Kill Hilda Van Der Koy.
真的是你 不是吗 It really is you, isn't it?
我很抱歉很抱歉我没有认出你 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you.
他让我们相信你已经死了 He convinced us you were dead.
哦 但你在这里 Oh, but here you are.
你还记得我 不是吗 You remember me, don't you?
这就是我 It's me.
你的母亲 Your mother.
他对你做了这样的事 He did this to you.
他让你忘记了自己是什么 He made you forget what you are.
他一定对你做了那些事 The things he must have done to you.
我只能想象 I can only imagine.
这是你的母亲吗 Is this your mother?
你妈妈死了 孩子 Your mother is dead, boy.
这是你的母亲 This is your mother.
你母亲死了 Your mother is dead.
希尔达对你做了这种事 Hilda did this to you.
希尔达杀了你的家人 Hilda killed your family.
我救了你 I saved you.
这就是我 It's me.
你的母亲... Your mother...
是的 Yes.
你能看见它吗 Can you see it?
我也能看到 I can see it too.
看着他 Look at him.
这个人杀了你的父亲 This man killed your father.
训练有素的士兵来摧毁我们的家庭 Trained soldiers to destroy our family.
他认为我们很弱 He thought we were weak.
我们并不弱 不是吗 We're not weak, are we?
我们是吗 Are we?!
是的 就这样 Yes, just like that.
就像我们练习的那样 Just like we practiced.
请饶了孩子们吧 Please. Spare the children.
请 Please.
请 Please!
不 No!
啊啊 Aahhh!
让您的家人感到自豪 Make your family proud.
结束这一切 End this.
啊 Ah!
杀了他 去 Kill him! Go!
没关系没关系 It's okay. It's okay.
他利用你来策划他的复仇 He used you to orchestrate his revenge.
让你反对我反对你的家人 Turned you against me. Against your family.
对付你自己的妹妹 Against your own sister.
米娜 Mina.
我为我们做到了 I did it for us.
为你 For you.
因为我爱你他把你从我身边夺走了 Because I love you. And he took you from me.
我花了好几年的时间寻找他 I spent years hunting for him.
我到处都能看到他 I see him everywhere I go.
他是毒药 就像... He is poison, like...
像锋利的余烬一样 在我的眼睛后面刮擦 like sharp embers, scraping behind my eyes.
但今晚 今晚是不同的 But tonight, tonight was different.
他在那在那观众中 He was there. In that audience.
观看 Watching.
告诉我 Tell me.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉我很抱歉这不是你的错 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's not your fault.
不不不他让你陷入了他的魔咒之中 No, no, no. He put you under his spell.
一个直到他死为止都不会结束的咒语 A spell that won't end until he's dead.
只是 拜托请告诉我你还在里面 Just, please. Please show me you're still in there,
我可爱、可爱的男孩 my sweet, sweet boy.
回到我身边请 Come back to me. Please.
请 Please.
这不是你的兄弟 This isn't your brother.
他曾经的一切都被剥夺了 Everything he once was has been stripped away.
他已经输给我们了 He's lost to us.
萨满想要我们死 The Shaman wants us dead.
这是他的武器 This is his weapon.
相应地处理他 Deal with him accordingly.
完成它 Finish it!
抓住他们 Get them!
唯一的出路就是我们进来的路 The only way out is the way that we came in!
我们必须全力奔跑 We've gotta make a run for it!
好的 Okay.
好的... Okay...
....我们开工吧 ...let's do this.
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到我的路 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way ♪
♪ 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪
♪ 我的 ♪ ♪ Mine ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪
拉屎 Shit!
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪
啊啊啊 Ahhhh!
快点 Come on!
我从未停止过寻找你 I never stopped looking for you.
他们告诉我萨满杀了你 They told me the Shaman had killed you,
但我从未停止过 but I never stopped.
如果我有机会的话 这一切都不会发生 If I had my chance, none of this would have ever happened.
阈限存在于两个状态之间 Liminal. To exist between two states.
我恨他们把你从我身边夺走 I hated them for taking you away from me.
他们全部 All of them.
我想让他们受苦 I wanted them to suffer.
他们做到了 And they did.
他们中的每一个都是最后一个 Every last one of them.
嘿 Hey.
嘿... Hey...
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你做得很好 You have done well.
你得到了你想要的 You got what you wanted.
她死了 She's dead.
他们都死了 They're all dead.
不是所有的人 Not all of them.
嘿 混蛋 Hey, motherfucker.
这件事现在结束了 This ends now.
哈 Hah!
哈 Ha!
啊啊 Aahhh!
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
你知道这样更好 You know it's better this way.
你现在自由了去啊 You're free now. So go.
把这一切都抛在脑后 Leave all of this behind.
我不能那样做 I can't do that.
我做出了承诺 I made a promise.
这一次 我们一定能成功 This time, we're going to make it.
从现在开始 我们自己制定规则 From now on, we make our own rules.
没有人告诉我们该做什么 Nobody tells us what to do.
我要带我们去远方 I'm going to take us far away
脱离这个极权主义的地狱 from this totalitarian hell hole.
我知道我们不能留在这里 I know we can't stay here.
但现在我们拥有了他们无法夺走的东西 But now we have something they can't take away.
一个完美的时刻 A perfect moment.
只有你和我 在一起 Just you and me, here together.
如果某件事足够特别 您可以随时返回 If something's special enough, you can always go back to it.
所以让我们把这个变得特别 So let's make this special.
你和我在一起吗 Are you with me?
总是 Always.
玩家二号已进入游戏 Player Two has entered the game.
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine
♪ 啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la
♪ 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪
♪ 啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la la ♪
♪ 啦啦啦 ♪ ♪ La la la ♪
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪
♪ 你想要的就是你得到的 ♪ ♪ What you want Is what you get ♪
♪ 一直以来我都没有忘记 ♪ ♪ All this time I didn't forget ♪
♪ 我不知道别人告诉我什么 ♪ ♪ I don't know What I've been told ♪
♪ 但我会找到出路 我会破解密码 ♪ ♪ But I'll find my way And I'll crack the code ♪
♪ 我得到我的 ♪ ♪ I get mine ♪