伙计们 要说我有何收获 那就是 And folks, if I've learned one thing, it's this:
人不能让缺陷拖住自己 You can't let your disability hold you back.
反而要把它当做勋章 You got to wear it like a badge of honor.
你要走出去 勇敢发声 You got to go out there and you gotta say,
"你好世界 这就是我 我光荣而来 只为凯旋" "World, this is me. This is who I am in all my glory, and I'm here to win."
（圣迭戈 信托信用社）
《无痛凯恩》
（创可贴）
（内森·凯恩 助理经理）
我们圣迭戈信托信用社 不分短期顾客 Here at San Diego Trust Credit Union, we don't have customers
或长期客户 大家都是亲人 or clients. We have members.
亲如家人 Family members.
这一点 And that's...
令人激动 exciting!
没错 非常激动 对 Yeah, big time. Yes! Yeah.
没有什么比圣诞奖金日更令人激动 And there's nothing more exciting than Christmas bonus day.
这是我们每年最忙的一天 Our busiest day of the year.
这一天 辛勤工作的社员们 The day hard-working union members
可以把自己的劳动变成节日的欢乐 get to turn their labor into holiday joy.
明天 我们就要为圣迭戈信托社 Because tomorrow, we put the"trust"
注入"信任" in San Diego Trust.
就这样 好 就这样 And that's it. All right, that's it.
很棒 很有力量 Nice. Powerful.
说得很好 言之有物 Yeah, great job. Good stuff.
好 继续工作吧 继续工作 Right, back to work. Back to work.
好 Right.
五金店呢 还能维持吗 And what about the store? Are you, are you getting by?
我不得不解雇了特伦斯 Had to let Terrance go.
但每天仍照常营业 But I still open every day.
如今贝蒂不在了 Not sure what else to do with myself
我自己不知如何是好 now that Betty's gone.
厄尔 我 Earl, I'm...
我深表遗憾 但如果你还不上钱 I'm really sorry, but if you can't pay,
我们只能取消抵押品赎回权 we're gonna have to foreclose.
我明白 I understand.
这样吧 Okay.
我可以把这些文件留到节后再提交 What I can do is I can hold on to this paperwork until after the holiday.
应该能让你有足够的时间 拿到贝蒂的社保 That should buy you enough time for Betty's Social Security
和退休金 完成遗嘱认证 and retirement to clear probate.
我无法保证那能帮你保住五金店 但 Now, I can't promise that it'll save the store, but...
应该能帮你保住房子 that should keep you in your house.
感激不尽 I appreciate that.
我送你出去吧 Let me walk you out, okay?
我再次表示遗憾 厄尔 I'm so sorry again, Earl.
我根本无法想象 I mean, I can't even imagine
携手走过50年的婚姻 突然失去对方 what it's like to lose someone after 50 years of marriage.
时间长短并不重要 Time don't matter.
即便我在相识当天就失去她 痛苦也不会少于现在 Would've hurt just as bad if I lost her the day we met.
她为我的生活带来了阳光 She brought the sunshine in my life.
你懂我的意思吗 Know what I mean?
嗯 Yeah.
非常明白 Totally.
内特 Hey, Nate? Oh.
你好啊 怎么了 天啊 真对不起 Hi! Hey, what's up? Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
没事 老天爷 Oh, no. That's fine. Jesus!
我自己处理就好 我的天 对不起 I can take care of that. Holy shit. I'm sorry.
真没事 不用 No, really, you don't have to.
其实我很擅长去污渍 I'm actually really good at getting stains out.
真不用 我没事 我自己处理就好 You actually don't have to. I'm good. I'll take care of it.
我保证 一切都 不必担心 I promise. Everything's-- Do not worry.
我 I, uh...
我 Uh, I...
我得走了 I go-- I have to, uh, go.
抱歉 Sorry. Oh.
（杆菌肽素）
刚才真是"天衣无缝" 傻子 Real smooth, idiot.
请进 嗨 Yeah, come in. Hey.
雪莉 你好啊 Sherry! Hey! Hi.
你好 Hi. Um...
我是不是铁定要被炒鱿鱼了 Am I just so very fired?
我知道我入职只有四个月 I know I've only worked here for four months,
但我真的觉得自己可以贡献很多 but I really feel like I have a lot to contribute.
你不会被开除 放心 你确定吗 No, no, you're not fired. You're definitely not fired. Are you sure?
对 我觉得至少该赔你一件衬衣 Yeah. I feel like I at least owe you a new shirt.
这件衬衣吗 不用 Oh, this shirt? No. No, no, no. This is...
这是我最难穿的一件衬衣 It's the worst shirt I have.
好吧 那要不我请你吃午餐 Okay. Well, maybe I could take you to lunch?
好啊 Uh, yeah.
还是不用了 Uh, no, actually.
抱歉 我今天带了饭 不用麻烦 Sorry, I brought mine today, so I'm okay.
好 不用有压力 Okay. Yeah. No pressure.
好 但你要是改了主意 记得告诉我 Okay. But if you change your mind, let me know.
再见 Bye.
话说 Hey, uh...
你猜怎么着 You know what?
我加入 好 I'm in. Okay.
很好 十分钟后出发 好 没问题 Cool. Leave in ten? Yeah! Sounds good.
很期待 Looking forward to it!
别说那么大声 Don't say that so loud.
欢迎再次光临 亲爱的 Oh. Welcome back, honey.
看来你这次带了个朋友 I see you've brought a friend this time.
对 这是内特 Yeah, this is Nate.
你好 内特 来点什么 Hey there, Nate. What can I get you?
奶昔就好 谢谢 香草奶昔 Oh, you know, just a milkshake, please. Vanilla milkshake.
你不来点主食吗 这里的三明治棒 You don't want any food? They have really good sandwiches.
三明治很棒 Really good sandwiches? Uh...
不了 谢谢 Nah. I'm good.
好吧 那我要 Okay. Um... Then I'll have--
拜托告诉我樱桃馅饼还没卖光 Oh! Please tell me you're not out of the cherry pie.
今天是你的幸运日 It's your lucky day.
还剩一个 太棒了 Got one left. Oh, yes!
那么 So...
你到底是怎么回事 what's your deal?
额 Uh...
怎么回事 对 My deal? Yeah.
我说不好 You're just always, like,
你总是躲在自己的办公室里 I don't know, in your office
从不参加下班后的欢乐时光 and you never come out to the happy hours.
我说不清 好吗 我 I don't really know. You know? I'm, um...
我可能不是一个非常擅于社交的人 I guess I'm just not really a... very social person.
好吧 嗯 Okay. Yeah.
你有女友吗 没有 Do you have a girlfriend? No. No, I don't. Um, not...
目前没有 Not right now.
你玩约会应用吗 不 我的天 不玩 Are you on the apps? No! God, no.
为什么不 真的吗 你玩的话会很受欢迎 Why not? Really? You'd do great.
我现在就可以帮你拍张头像 I could take a profile picture of you right now.
那条驯鹿领带会秒杀全场 The reindeer tie would slay.
好吧 行 Oh, okay. All right.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
请慢用 有什么需要就叫我 Enjoy. Holler if you need anything.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯 Mmm! Mm-hmm.
我的天 太好吃了 那就好 Oh, my God! This is so good. Cool.
你要来点吗 不用 谢谢 Do you want some? Oh, no, I'm okay.
你真该尝一口 不用 我 You should have a bite. I'm good. No, I'm--
真的 雪莉 我不用 就咬一小口 Really, Sherry, I'm fine. Take a little bite.
非常好吃 不行 我不能吃 It's so good. I can't. I can't! I can't.
抱歉 我不能吃任何馅饼 I'm sorry. I just can't have any pie.
什么叫 "你不能" What do you mean, you can't?
额 Uh...
好吧 Okay, um...
我有遗传病 I have a genetic disorder.
噢 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
继续说 Go on. Oh.
好 Yeah, um...
这种病叫CIPA It's called CIPA.
全称是"先天性无痛无汗症" Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis.
额 Um...
它会影响我的神经系统 It affects my nervous system.
并且 And it, uh...
基本说来 就是让我感觉不到疼痛 basically makes it so I can't feel pain.
额 Um...
也感觉不到冷热 Or hot or cold.
所以我不能吃馅饼 And that's why I can't have the pie.
或任何固体食物 因为 Or any solid food, really, because...
我可能在不知情的情况下 unknowingly I could...
咬掉自己的舌头 bite my tongue off.
之前的咖啡 Oh, the coffee earlier.
对 我根本没感觉 Yeah, I couldn't feel that at all.
天啊 对 Holy shit! Yeah.
你是超级英雄 You're a superhero.
当然 没错 Yeah, sure. Yeah.
我的超能力是踩上钉子 I have the power to step on a nail,
而不自知 直到鞋里 and not know until my shoe fills up with, uh...
全是血 blood.
好吧 我没想到那种情况 Right. Didn't think about that.
顺便一说 其实是真事 我们当时在水族馆 我妈吓晕了 True story, by the way. We were at the aquarium, my mom fainted.
天啊 嗯 Jesus. Yeah.
我的父母 他们 My parents, they, um...
他们基本在医院陪我度过了童年 They basically spent my entire childhood at the hospital.
后来他们得知 And then when they found out
我这种病的平均寿命是25岁 that the average life expectancy for my condition was, um, 25,
就基本不让我出门了 they sort of locked me up.
很遗憾 I'm sorry.
不必 我其实 No, hey, I'm, you know, I'm...
我还活蹦乱跳呢 I'm still kicking.
好吧 那些我都听明白了 Okay. I mean, I hear all that...
但真的意味着 but does that really mean that you can't have
这个馅饼你咬一小口都不行吗 just a little bite of this pie?
不行 No. Can't. I mean...
我说了 我可能会咬掉舌头 Like I said, I could bite my tongue off.
你不会咬掉舌头 内特 You're not gonna bite your tongue off, Nate.
这是西海岸最棒的樱桃馅饼 好吗 This is the best cherry pie on the west coast, okay?
我对天发誓 I swear to God.
听着 如果出什么事 有我呢 Listen. If anything goes wrong, I'm right here.
好吧 Okay.
好吗 Okay?
来了 咬一口 没错 Here we go. Taking a bite. Yep.
张嘴 Open your mouth.
好 Okay.
记住 轻轻咀嚼 没错 Remember, chew softly. Yep.
嗯 感受奇迹吧 Uh-huh. Let the magic happen.
如何 Uh-huh.
我的天 真好吃 My God, that is so good!
太好吃了 我的老天爷 That is so good. Oh, my God!
天啊 什么 我就说吧 Oh, my God! Wha-- Yeah, I told you.
什么 What?
这就是馅饼 这是馅饼 对 This is pie? This is pie. Yeah!
馅饼真好吃 Pie's good.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
哇哦 Whoa!
你今晚有什么安排 What are you doing later tonight?
听着 她邀请我去看艺术展 Look, she invited me out to this art show.
我不打算去 I'm just not gonna go.
我打算留在这里 我们打游戏 万事大吉 I think I'm just gonna stay here and we'll play, and it'll be fine.
你念叨这个女孩已经好几个月了 You've been talking about this girl for months.
你基本算爱上她了 You're basically in love with her.
我要是你 一定会迫不及待抓住机会 If I were you, I'd be all over that shit!
可我跟你不一样 But I'm not like you.
我不酷 也没有哈雷座驾 I'm not cool. I don't drive a Harley.
也不是扎着男士丸子头的肌肉猛男 I'm not this hunky guy with a man bun.
再说一次 我扎的是短马尾 Again, it's a short pony.
但是哥们 我受女人欢迎可不是因为马尾 But dude, that stuff is not why I do well with women.
马尾是不是多少有帮助 当然 我不否认 Does it help? Of course it does, I'm not gonna lie.
但自信才是王道 But confidence is king!
我总觉得我会搞砸 I feel like I'm gonna mess it up somehow.
最糟能怎样 What's the worst that can happen?
你在客厅里玩着电子游戏孤独终老吗 You wind up alone in your living room playing video games?
你已经过着那种生活了 哥们 还能有什么损失 You're already there, my guy! What do you have to lose?
内特 你快死了 什么 Nate, you're gonna die. What?
该死 抱歉 Oh, shit. Sorry. Um...
好吧 Ah, okay.
不会 输得让人"大开眼界" No, no, no, that was actually really impressive.
抱歉 我现在心思不在这里 I'm sorry, my head's not in this right now.
我晚点打给你好吗 Can I call you back a little later?
当然 没问题 我自己去找死 Oh, sure, yeah. I'll just go fuck myself.
好吧 谢了 Okay, thanks.
吓你一跳 嗨 Boo! Hey! Hi.
你来了 对 Hey. You came, you're here. Yeah!
当然 我的档期空出来了 No, of course. You know, my schedule cleared up
于是就 没错 酷 很高兴你来了 and, uh, yeah. Cool. Well, I'm glad you're here.
当然 觉得如何 Yeah, of course. What do you think?
这都是你的作品吗 嗯 These are yours? Mm-hmm.
太棒了 谢谢 These are awesome. Oh, thank you.
他们是谁 Who are they?
都是我的心理治疗小组的人 Um, they're from my therapy group.
有的想自残 有的想自杀 Some cutters, some suicidal.
大家都在用自己的方式康复 Everyone's kind of recovering in their own way.
我的天 你还负责一个心理治疗小组 Jesus, you run a therapy group, too? Huh.
不 我是参加治疗的人 Oh. No, no, no. I attend it.
噢 Oh. Oh.
该死 真对不起 Damn, I'm so... I'm sorry.
不会 别道歉 我没想 No, no, no. Don't apologize. I did not mean...
没关系 别担心 好 You're okay, it's fine. Okay.
我并不引以为耻 好 I'm not ashamed of it. Okay.
等等 有人要 天啊 Oh, wait, you have a... Oh, God!
我卖出了一幅 对 I sold one. Yeah.
这不是理所当然的事吗 Why are you so surprised?
过来 Come on.
好 Oh, yeah.
话说 你在哪里长大 Um... So, where'd you grow up?
我在图森长大 Well, I grew up in Tucson.
也在雪松城生活过 And Cedar City.
还有萨克拉门托 And Sacramento.
嗯 Hmm.
我在寄养家庭长大 原来如此 I was in foster care. Okay, yeah.
我一直辗转到十二岁 So I just kind of bounced around until I was twelve
然后就被领养了 and then I got adopted.
我有了自己的房间 还有一个哥哥和父母 And I had, you know, uh, my own room and a big brother and parents.
一切都非常令人期待 And it was all very exciting.
太棒了 你们现在还常见面吗 That's amazing! Do you still see them a lot?
不算吧 没有 Not really, no.
额 Um...
那并不是一个充满爱的家庭 It wasn't exactly a loving household.
好吧 嗯 Okay. Yeah.
明白 所以 我 Yeah. So, I, uh...
18岁就离开了 left when I was eighteen,
之后一直自食其力 and I've been on my own ever since.
天啊 真不容易 很遗憾 Man, that is tough. I'm sorry.
没关系 It's fine.
你懂的 You know,
如果没有在乎的人 if you don't have anybody you care about,
就不容易受伤 对吧 it's harder to get hurt, right?
无痛凯恩 Novocaine?
我的天 Holy shit.
真是你 It is you!
简直不可思议 I mean... This is fucking wild.
我 I...
我还以为你肯定早就死了 I thought you'd be dead by now.
说起来 Yeah, well...
并没有 没错 I'm not. Yeah!
好样的 伙计 Good for you, bro.
一如从前 是吧 Just like old times, huh?
是无痛凯恩 It's fucking Novocaine!
他居然还没死 And he's not fucking dead!
那人是谁 So who was that?
噢 他是 Oh. Uh, that was, um...
我中学时的混蛋同学 some asshole that I went to middle school with.
他刚才叫你什么 "无痛凯恩" And what did he call you? Novocaine?
对 那是 Yeah, uh, it was...
就是他们给我起的傻外号 It was just some dumb nickname they gave me.
当时其他孩子发现了我的情况 You know, once the other kids found out about my condition,
基本每天都揍我 they basically started kicking my ass pretty much daily,
因为他们觉得没关系 figuring it didn't matter, you know,
反正我丝毫感觉不到疼痛 because I couldn't feel any of it, so...
很遗憾 I'm sorry.
嗯 不过 Yeah. But...
我得说 世上外号千千万 I got to say, as far as nicknames go...
"无痛凯恩" "Novocaine"?
还挺威风 得了吧 Kind of badass. No.
真的吗 真的 Really? Yeah! Yeah.
好吧 多谢你 但他们当时可不那么想 Okay, well, thank you, but they didn't think so.
也没那么糟 It-it... It was fine.
抱歉 失陪一下 我要去 S-Sorry. Um, excuse me for one second. I'm just gonna...
等等 Hey!
怎么 Yeah?
那个闹钟是什么情况 What is the deal with the alarm?
好吧 Yeah, um...
我必须设定每三小时响一次 I got to set one of these every three hours
否则膀胱可能会爆炸 or else my bladder might explode.
其他孩子也常拿这点寻开心 相信我 Other kids had a blast with that one, too. Trust me.
你太有意思了 希望如此 You're so funny. Yeah, I like to think I am.
我是环游世界的那种人 嗨 World-traveling kinda guy. Hey.
很高兴看到你们聊得这么开心 Glad you two are getting along.
确实开心 他太好笑了 We really are. He's hilarious.
知道吗 You know what?
我觉得你俩应该既往不咎 I think you two just need to let bygones be bygones.
你们觉得呢 What do you say?
什么意思 干一杯 What do you mean? Shots! Duh!
来吧 我请客 Come on. My treat.
当然 何乐而不为 太好了 Yeah, sure, why not? Nice. Okay, great.
别对我有恶感 好吗 Hey, and, uh, no hard feelings, right?
当然 Yeah, sure.
恶"感" 听懂了吗 "Feelings." Get it?
太有才了 这家伙 That's so clever. This fucking guy.
来了 There you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
来吧 Here you go.
这是什么鬼 What the fuck was that?
是什么来着 Yeah, what is that?
知名品牌的五级魔鬼辣椒酱 Leapin' Larry's Five Alarm Ghost Pepper Sauce.
喜欢吗 Do you like it?
没错 这是无痛凯恩的最爱 Yeah, it's Novocaine's favorite.
我们去你那里吧 Hey, should we, um, head back to your place?
记在他的账上就好 You can put those on his tab.
不行 没问题 No! Done.
太棒了 简直 That was amazing. That was...
你太会演了 谢谢 You're a very good actor. Oh, thank you.
我的天 他想到我要带你回家 一定会气死 Oh, my God. That's got to be killing him thinking that I'm taking you home.
但你就是要带我回家 But you are.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
这些书你真的都读了吗 Have you really read all these books?
我不太出门 I don't get out much.
不会吧 你甚至读了 Really? You've even read the...
《梅奥诊所全面健康指南》 Mayo Clinic A-to-Z Health Guide?
如果你能刺穿自己而不自知 When you can, um, impale yourself without realizing it,
急救知识会非常有用 uh, you know, first aid knowledge comes in pretty handy.
有理有据 Touché.
你真是个文艺复兴人 内森·凯恩 You're a real Renaissance man, Nathan Caine.
要不是亲眼所见 我绝对想不到 I never would've guessed.
你好 你好 Hi. Hello.
你还隐瞒了什么 What else are you hiding?
抱歉 不 Sorry. No.
该道歉的是我 No, I'm sorry. Uh...
没关系 It's okay.
你确定吗 嗯 You sure? Yeah.
还有吗 Is there more?
还有一些 There's a bit more, yeah.
哇哦 Whoa.
内特 你搞什 Nate, what the...
什么鬼 你到底是什么人 What the fuck? Who are you?
手艺太棒了 你在哪刺的 These are amazing. Where did you get them done?
额 Uh...
我自己刺的 不可能 真的吗 I did them myself. No, did you really?
对 花了多长时间 Yeah. How long did that take you?
额 Um...
从我十几岁时开始 Well, it started when I was a teenager and...
后来我越发上手 as I got better at it,
就越发沉迷其中 那感觉 I kind of got more sucked into it, and it was, uh...
就像是 It was just like, um,
一个秘密世界 this secret world.
这种 This...
这另一种人生 This other life that,
其实是种冒险 you know, was actually an adventure.
它们讲述了一个故事 对吗 It's a story, isn't it?
对 你可以 Yeah. Yeah, you could...
可以那么说 对 You could call it that, yeah.
结局是什么 How does it end?
还不知道 I don't know. Um...
我还在想 I'm still figuring that out.
我有一个问题 So, I have a question.
如果你感觉不到疼痛 If you can't feel pain,
是不是说明你也感觉不到 does that also mean that you can't feel...
欢愉 pleasure?
说起来 I mean, uh...
应该可以 I think I can.
这样你有感觉吗 Can you feel this?
有一点压迫感 I feel a little bit of pressure.
好 Okay.
这样呢 How about this?
绝对有感觉 Definitely feeling something.
你 You're...
真美 gorgeous.
不只是你 内特 It's not just you, Nate.
人人都有不可告人之事 Everybody is hiding something.
我觉得大家都只是 I think we're all just...
在寻找一个能袒露心扉的人 looking for someone we can show it to.
（雪莉）
棒 Yes!
抱歉 Sorry!
"雪莉 昨晚改变了我的人生" "Hey, Sherry, so last night was life-changing."
不行 太严重 No, no, no. Way too big. Uh...
"昨晚感觉很棒" "Last night was really great."
额 Uh...
"昨晚真是 "Last night was...
妙不可言" amazing."
呵呵 Ho, ho, ho!
先生们 Ah, gentlemen.
行头很棒 Love the outfits.
有什么能为各位效劳 How can I help you?
我们来提款 We're here to make a withdrawal.
趴在地上 Get down on the fucking ground!
趴下 Get down! Get down!
快趴下 Get on the fucking ground!
都给我趴在地上 去后面 Take the back! Get on the ground!
趴在地上 好了 各位 Get down! All right, everyone.
照我们说的做 Do exactly as we say
所有人都能活着拆开自己的圣诞礼物 and you'll all live to open up your presents.
手机都放在面前的地板上 Phones on the ground in front of you!
双手抱在脑后 Hands behind your heads!
经理先生 Mr. Manager...
你先来 ...you're up.
警报被触发了 Alarm's tripped!
还有三分钟 Three minutes!
打开保险库 Open the vault.
我没法在警方赶到前打开 I won't be able to open it in time.
还有2分45秒 2:45.
打开保险库 不然就杀了你 Open the vault or I will kill you.
不 我不干 No. I won't do it.
他不干 He won't do it.
他发现了我在虚张声势 Man called my bluff.
我 I...
明明很有礼貌地 asked you...
请你做事 very nicely!
圣诞船长 Captain Kringle? Huh?
你的胡子 Your beard.
对不住了 伙计 Sorry, buddy.
你看到了我的脸 You saw my face.
助理经理 Assistant manager!
该你了 Your turn!
还有两分钟 Two minutes.
密码 Combination!
快说出密码 Say the fucking combination!
你怎么回事 What the fuck is wrong with you?
还有1分30秒 1:30.
听我说 Hey. Hey. Hmm.
看着我 Look at me.
快说出数字 Say the fucking numbers.
什么 Wha-- What?
不 No, no, no!
别 Don't.
嗯哼 Huh.
好吧 那就如你所愿 Okay. Have it your way.
等等 Wait, hey, hey.
等等 不 Wait! Wait! Wait! No!
别 住手 Don't! Stop, stop, stop!
行 给我听好 Okay, here's the deal.
打开保险库 否则我就给她开颅 Open the vault or I open her brain pan.
好 行 Okay, okay.
三 二 一 好 我告诉你 Three, two, one. Okay! I'm telling you!
我这就告诉你 住手 我说 I'm telling you! Stop it! I'm telling you!
密码是013226 01-32-26.
很难吗 Was that so hard?
快点 Come on, come on, come on.
老天爷 Holy shit.
圣诞快乐 混蛋 Merry Christmas, motherfucker.
快来我身边 宝贝 Come to me, baby.
警察提前赶到了 Cops are here early!
走 动作快 Go. Let's move it!
拿上包 另一个在他那里 Take the bag! He's got the other.
咱们快走 Let's move!
抓一个人质 Grab a fucking hostage.
抱歉了 亲爱的 Sorry, sweetheart.
来吧 Come on.
走 别看我 Here we go. Don't fucking look at me!
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
好 三 二 一 走 All right, three, two, one. Move!
放下枪 Guns on the ground!
好 行 Okay! Okay.
别激动 Just take it easy.
大家都没必要受伤 Nobody needs to get hurt.
走 Go.
快点 混蛋 咱们走 Hurry up, asshole! Let's go!
雪莉 Sherry.
救救我 Help me.
该死 Damn it.
好吧 All right.
听着 Hey, hey.
你不会有事 You're gonna be okay.
好吗 All right?
按住别动 Just keep pressure on it.
32和34号 增援还有八分钟赶到 32 and 34, backup eight minutes out.
八分钟 Eight minutes?
别 Don't.
抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我会还回来 拜托 I will bring it back. Come on!
天啊 我这是在干什么 Oh, my God, what am I doing?
你还好吗 Hey, you good?
"好" Good?
岂止是好 我们发财了 混蛋们 I'm better than good. We're rich, motherfuckers!
与钱无关 It's not about the money.
重点是我们玩得很开心 What is important is that we had fun.
不管了 我要提速 Aw, fuck, I'm going fast.
伙计们 Guys?
有人跟来了 We've got company.
这些该死的警察 These fucking cops!
该死 Oh, fuck!
好吧 你没事 Okay. Okay. You're okay.
你很好 没事 You're okay, you're okay.
该死 他还跟着 Fuck, he's still coming!
这下怎么办 天才 What's your fucking call, genius?
分头行动 回店里会合 Split up. Meet back at the shop.
上主干道 不行 Get on the highway. No, no, no.
我不上主干道 让你上干道 Ain't getting on the highway. Get on the highway.
我要留下 他需要我们 I want to stay there. He needs us.
快照做 Do it! He's--
你在哪辆车上 雪莉 Come on. Which one, Sherry?
拜托是这辆 Please be the one. Please be the one.
该死 老天 Shit! Jesus!
完蛋了 Oh, shit!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
你还好吗 Hey, are you okay?
抱歉 非常抱歉 Sorry. No, I'm sorry.
你往哪儿跑 Where you going?
别挡路 Out of the way!
滚开 Fuck off!
别激动 听着 Oh, hey, hey. Hey, look.
我不想找麻烦 只想知道雪莉在哪里 Look, I don't want any trouble. I just want to know where Sherry is.
等等 Wait.
你不是警察 You're not a cop?
不是 但是 Uh, no, but...
拜托 伙计 告诉我她在哪里 Come on, man. Just tell me where she is.
我就让你走 好吗 I'll let you go. Okay?
你以前开过枪吗 You ever fired a gun before?
知道保险栓在哪儿吗 Do you, uh... even know where the safety is? Hmm?
你说呢 Mm-hmm.
别跑 Hey, wait!
伙计 我不想打架 好吗 我不是那种人 只是想 Hey, man. I don't want to fight, okay? I'm not that guy. I just want--
别挡我的路 让开 Get the fuck out of my way. Move!
你死定了 知道吗 You're fucking dead, you know that?
告诉我就好 拜托 Just tell me. Please.
混蛋 Motherfuck--
好吧 绝对有三度烫伤 Okay, so those are definitely third degree,
你最好用冷水冲洗 so you're gonna want to run it under some cool--
我跟你还没完 I'm not done with you.
好吧 等等 过来 Okay, wait, hold on. Come here.
听着 我仍觉得我们都能得偿所愿 Look, I still feel like we can both get what we want here.
你力气真大 Oh, you're strong!
真对不起 Ooh, I am so sorry.
最后的机会 Hey, last chance.
告诉我她在哪里 吃屎吧你 Tell me where she is. Eat shit.
好吧 Okay, okay. Uh...
给我过来 Come here!
你对麸质不过敏吧 You don't have, like, a gluten thing, do you?
喂 Hey.
伙计 你还好吗 Hey, man, you okay?
该死 好吧 Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
你是迫不得已 You had to do it. You had to do it.
想想雪莉 Think about Sherry.
（安德烈 刚到工作间 你在哪里）
"工作间" "At work."
他们工作的地方 At work.
额 Um...
什么 Hey, what?
好吧 Okay, okay.
好 All right.
让我捋捋 雪莉被绑架 I'm sorry, so Sherry was kidnapped
你在一家店的后厨里杀了一个人 and you killed a guy in a kitchen?
罗斯科 仔细听我说 Roscoe, just listen to me very carefully.
我时间不多 天啊 我中枪了 I don't have a lot of-- Oh, my God, I got shot.
什么 你中枪了 听我说 What, you got shot? Just listen.
我刚给你发了一张刺青照片 I just texted you a photo of a tattoo.
我需要你打给圣迭戈的每一家刺青店 I need you to call around to every parlor in San Diego
试着找出刺青师 and try to find out who did the art.
我成什么了 你的秘书吗 What am I, your fucking secretary?
我才不干 I'm not doing shit!
罗斯科 如果我有别的人选 绝对不会麻烦你 Roscoe, I wouldn't ask if I had any other choice.
我们是个团队 对吗 I mean, we're a team, right?
对 电子游戏小队 Yes, a video game team.
我们都没见过面 We've never even met in person.
现在你却要把我卷入 现实生活中的谋杀案 And now you're involving me in a real-life murder?
你怎么不直接报警 Why don't you just call the police?
严格说来 我抢了一辆警车 You know, I technically stole a cop car.
还有杀人的事 Then there's the whole thing about the guy that I killed.
行吧 真服了 我会帮你弄到地址 Fine. Jesus. I'll get you the address,
但仅此而已 好吗 but that's it, okay?
好 谢谢 Okay, thank you!
太感谢了 再见 Thank you, bye.
具体情况仍有待披露 Details are still trickling in,
但我们已收到报告 证实有多人死亡 but we have confirmed reports of multiple fatalities.
建议市民报告所在地区的任何可疑活动 Citizens are advised to report any suspicious activity in their area
但请勿与可能的嫌疑人接触 but to not engage with possible suspects.
该死 选这周戒酒真不是时候 Shit. Bad week to quit drinking.
你戒酒了 You quit drinking?
没有 只是假设 No, no. I just mean it would be.
警探 有何发现 Detective! Yeah, what do you got?
有三名警员受伤 There's three officers down.
一名在重症监护室 One in the ICU.
我们进去时 银行经理已经死亡 Bank manager DOA inside.
三名枪手 两辆车 Three gunmen, two cars.
他们还带走了一名人质 They took a hostage with them.
还有另一名嫌犯在逃 And one additional suspect at large.
另一名嫌犯 Additional suspect?
对 银行的助理经理 Yeah, the assistant manager.
他抢了一辆巡逻车 跟着枪手离去 He stole a cruiser and followed the gunmen.
目击者说就是他打开了保险库 Witnesses say it's the same guy who opened the vault.
可能是内鬼 Could be a double-cross.
有我们的人在追吗 Do we have units in pursuit?
没有 当时这一片只有他们这一队 No, these were the only ones in the area.
呼叫传到了第五和第六分局 Calls went out to the Fifth and Sixth,
但现在正值假期 他们人手不足 but they're spread thin 'cause of the holidays.
好 谢谢你 警员 谢谢 Okay, thank you, Officer. Thank you.
我们得搜集那个助理经理的信息 要快 We need to get a file on that assistant manager, quick.
今天本该轻轻松松 Today was supposed to be an easy one.
我会去 谢了 I'm going. Thanks.
这就去 I'm going.
借过 记者们 别挡我的路 Coming through, newsies! Out of my way!
让一让 Come on.
午餐休息时间 晚点再来吧 Closed for lunch! Come back later!
嗯 Hmm.
是我 内特 Hey! It's me! Nate!
什么情况 What in the Sam Hill?
银行那个 能让我进去吗 From the bank. Could you let me in?
你好 Hi.
确定不需要我帮你叫救护车吗 You sure you don't want me to just call you an ambulance?
不用 我说了 没时间 Uh, no. I told you. There's no time.
好吧 All right.
老天爷 Sweet Jesus!
好了 Here we go.
厄尔 你还好吗 我 挺好 Earl, you okay? Me? Oh, yeah, just--
只是没想到今天会遇上这种事 This was not what I expected today.
也许这话能给你些安慰 我也没想到 Hey, if it's any consolation, me neither.
好了 All right.
好 All right.
我得找到子弹 If I can find it.
是这个吗 Huh. Is that it?
没错 找到了 Hey! There we go. Ah!
好 All right.
来点这个 Just some of this.
就一点 Just a little bit.
好了 Okay.
来吧 Here we go.
可以了 看到没 Yeah. There we go, see?
焕然如新 Good as new.
噢 等等 Oh, whoa. Um...
厄尔 这里有没有 Earl, was there--
急救包里有注射笔吧 There's an EpiPen in there, right?
能递给我吗 You mind handing that to me?
怎么 你对什么东西过敏吗 What? You allergic to something?
谢谢 不是过敏 Um, thank you, no, uh...
这是另一种形式的肾上腺素 epinephrine's just another form of adrenaline.
应该能让我不至于晕倒 It should, uh, keep me from passing out.
没错 确实有效 Yeah, that did it.
好了 Okay.
行 厄尔 Yeah, all right. Hey, Earl.
太感谢你了 很抱歉 这一切 Thank you so much. Sorry, this was...
很难消化 a lot.
去找那个女孩吧 内特 You go get that girl, Nate.
对了 Oh, hey, um...
差点忘了 这些应该能让你 暂时不用担心房贷的事 Almost forgot. This should help with the mortgage for a while.
贝蒂生前总说你是好孩子 Betty always said you were a good kid.
抱歉 Oh! Sorry.
好 回头见 All right, uh, I'll see you later.
如果我没死的话 You know, if I-- If I don't, uh, die.
对了 那些钱可能得"洗"一下 You might want to launder that, by the way.
了解 Ah.
（罗斯科 希尔街523号301室 名叫奇诺 他很吓人）
（阅后即删 别害我进监狱）
这是银行劫匪之一吗 One of our bank robbers?
老天 希望如此 God, I hope so.
他要是真的圣诞老人 那就太遗憾了 Be a shame if it was the real Santa.
后厨有个员工说 这都是一个打领带的疯子干的 Kitchen staff said a crazy guy in a tie did all this.
我觉得那就是我们要找的助理经理 I'm thinking that's our assistant manager.
说到这个 Oh, speaking of...
我查到了他的一些资料 Got a bit of a profile on him.
内森·凯恩 单身男性 三十岁 Uh, Nathan Caine. Single. Male. Thirty.
没有犯罪记录 没加入犯罪组织 No record. No affiliations.
没有交通罚单 Zero traffic tickets.
有个网络游戏玩家标签 "神奇内特小可爱" An online gamer tag of"Magicnateball."
真会起名字 Oh, that's good. Uh...
在圣迭戈信托社工作了六年 Worked at San Diego Trust for six years.
我听着不像个铁石心肠的杀手 That just doesn't sound like a stone-cold killer to me.
然而这一切 And yet...
是啊 Yeah.
查到他的电话号码了吗 Do you have a cell phone number for him?
这人刚抢了一家银行 还杀了一个人 Guy just robbed a bank, killed a guy.
你真觉得他会接电话吗 Do you really think he's just picking up his cell phone?
我是内特 你好 内特 This is Nate speaking. Hi, Nate.
我是圣迭戈警局的芭芭拉·明西警探 Uh, this is Detective Barbara Mincy of the San Diego Police.
你好吗 How you doing?
我 不算太好 I've-- I've been better.
你们抓住其他人了吗 Did you catch the others?
那个人质 雪莉 她安全吗 Is Sherry, the hostage, is she safe?
我们还在努力 Yeah, well, you know, we're working on that.
但你现在做的一切 都在增加我们的工作量 But whatever it is you're doing isn't making our job easier.
如果你能立刻来自首 上缴现金 So if you could turn yourself and the cash in right now--
等等 抱歉 Whoa, wait, wait, sorry. Um...
我的天 你们觉得我也有份 Holy shit. You think I'm in on this.
不 内特 我们只是在遵循事实 No, no, Nate, uh, we're just following the facts here.
听着 我根本不在乎那些钱 我只想救雪莉 Look, hey, I don't give a shit about the money. I just want to save Sherry.
那是我们的工作 不是你的 Mm-hmm. Well, that's our job to worry about, not yours.
我听说有七成多被撕票的人质 Yeah, well, I heard that 75% of hostages who die
都死于被绑的前三小时 所以 are killed in the first three hours, so...
除非你打来告诉我 你们找到了她 Unless you're calling me to tell me you found her,
否则我不会停手 I'm not gonna stop.
这位雪莉 This Sherry...
她是你女友吗 She, uh, she your girlfriend?
我们目前还没 Yeah, I mean, you know, we haven't necessarily
给这段关系定性 但 put a label on anything yet, but the--
打住 好吗 我知道你想干什么 Stop it, all right? I know what you're trying to do.
你根本不在乎我们 You don't give a shit about us.
内特 不是这样的 No, Nate, that's not true.
我们希望所有人都平安回家 好吗 We just want everyone to get home safe, okay?
我明白你很关心她 但 I understand you care about her, but--
是吗 Do you?
你明白一生等待 终遇一人的感觉吗 Do you know what it's like to wait your whole life to meet someone?
那人改变了一切 Someone who changes everything? Who...
让你的人生终于有了意义 finally gives your life meaning?
我明白 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
比如我女儿 My daughter.
如果你女儿被绑架 And if your daughter was kidnapped,
你会袖手旁观 坐等其他人去救她吗 would you wait around for someone else to save her?
还是你会亲自上阵 Or would you do it yourself?
好吧 内特 按你自己的方式来 All right, Nate. Have it your way.
追踪到他的手机了 Got a trace on his cell.
你还好吗 Hey, you good?
嗯 走吧 Yeah. Let's move.
（圣迭戈港 维修）
11898 派遣信息已收到 已发送29C-47 11898, I show your dispatch and send 29C-47.
现在彻底乱套了 伙计 This is a total fucking shit show, man.
听着 警用对讲机里 完全没提到你兄弟的事 Look, there's nothing on the scanner about your brother.
说明他可能甩掉了那个尾巴 That means he probably lost the tail.
那他为什么没来这里 Then why the fuck ain't he here?
我不知道 I don't know!
好吗 我不知道 抱歉 我并非无所不知 Okay? I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know everything.
也许他不得不换车 Maybe he had to switch vehicles.
也许他停车去买冰淇淋了 Maybe he stopped off to get some ice cream.
重点是 你一直喋喋不休 The point is, your fucking whining about it
并不会让他早些出现 isn't gonna make him show up any faster.
注意你跟我说话的语气 Watch how you're talking to me.
这次行动也许由你负责 但你不是我的老板 You may be running point on this, but you're not my fucking boss.
嗯 Hmm.
安德烈 Andre...
你得立刻调整情绪 I need you to switch up the vibe right now.
因为你惹得我很心烦 Because you're bumming me out.
放松点 Come on.
本不出一刻钟就会回来 不会有事 Ben is gonna be back in 15 minutes and everything is gonna be fine.
不断告诉自己 "不会有事" Just keep saying it."Everything is gonna be fine."
可不是吗 Yeah, fucking right.
不再沉默是金了 是吧 No more silent treatment, huh?
听着 Hey.
很抱歉我打了你 好吗 I'm sorry I hit you, okay?
你 Do you, um...
你想打我吗 Do you want to hit me?
跟我扯平 Make it even?
去死吧 Fuck you.
哇哦 Wow.
我不喜欢那种态度 I do not like that tone.
不喜欢 I don't like it.
但我知道怎么解决 But I got just the thing to fix that attitude.
（可乐软糖）
拜托 Oh, come on!
你明明喜欢可乐软糖 够了 西蒙 You love cola gummies. Stop it, Simon!
够了 Stop.
这是干什么 What is this?
你发这种小脾气给谁看 Who is this little tantrum for?
现在没有别人 We're alone now.
只要你愿意 可以随时不用再演 妹妹 You can feel free to break character whenever you'd like, sis.
你明明保证过不会有人受伤 好吗 It's just that you promised nobody would get hurt, okay?
你保证过 You fucking promised.
当时冲突很激烈 雪儿 It's the heat of battle, Sher.
难免有意外 冲突激烈 Shit happens. The heat of battle?
你根本没必要杀奈吉尔 You did not have to kill Nigel!
奈吉尔是谁 Nigel? Who is Nigel?
银行经理 The bank manager.
他是个好人 He was a nice fucking guy.
也是个人如其名的无聊社畜 不是吗 He was a Nigel too, wasn't he?
"奈吉尔" Nigel.
雪儿 Sher.
我不想说得太直白 I hate to break this to you,
但你如果能早点 从你的小情郎那里套出保险库密码 but if you were able to get that vault code out of lover boy,
现在所有人都会活得好好的 包括奈吉尔 everyone would be alive right now, including Nigel.
我的天 Oh, my God. Hmm.
他又没把密码裱起来挂在墙上 It's not like he had it framed on his wall.
听起来很像借口 Sounds a whole lot like an excuse.
你知道我对借口的态度 You know how I feel about excuses.
不是吗 Don't you?
你简直不可理喻 You're so fucking impossible.
木已成舟 好吗 What's done is done. Okay?
咱们先好好执行计划 Let's just stay focused on the plan,
以后可以在墨西哥 and we can hash all this out later
喝着菠萝汁朗姆酒解决这些问题 over some piña coladas in Mexico.
顺便一说 这东西很恶心 Those are disgusting, by the way.
烦死了 粘牙 Ugh! Gets in your teeth.
怎么 你好 女士 Yeah? Hello, ma'am.
奇诺在吗 Um, is Zeno here?
我得跟他聊两句 I just need to talk with him for a second.
抱歉 我们只接待客人 Sorry, customers only.
其实呢 我正是为此而来 You know what? That's actually why I'm here.
我想刺一些纹样 Um, I'm just looking to get some work done.
看来今天已经有人让你拥有"纹样"了 Looks like you've already had some work done today.
什么 Sorry?
你是指我脸上的伤 Oh! My appearance.
说起来 Uh, well,
我的对手更惨 you should see the other guy.
谢谢 Thank you.
噢 Oh.
一晃眼还以为是真人 Thought that was a real guy for a second.
在这里等 谢谢 Wait here. Thank you.
你 还好吗 You. What's good?
我很好 I'm good. I'm--
一切都很好 Everything's good. Um...
我只想弄个刺青 Uh, I was just looking to get a tattoo.
我的天 你的手怎么了 Fuck. What's happening with your hand?
噢 Oh!
牛皮癣 Psoriasis.
今天发作得非常严重 It's really, really flared up on me today.
好吧 Yeah, all right.
那么 要刺在哪里 So where we working?
就 Uh, yeah, just, um...
这里 right here.
真没想到 我喜欢你的刺青 手艺很棒 Damn. I like your tats. That's good shit.
非常感谢 Oh. Wow, thank you so much.
我 我也喜欢你的 I, uh, I like yours, too.
想刺什么 So, uh, what you want?
我有个朋友 Well, I have a buddy of mine, um,
他有个很棒的刺青 我想跟他刺一样的 and he got this awesome tattoo. I want the exact same one.
我记得他说是在这里刺的 I think he said that he got it here?
可不是吗 No shit.
你认识本 本 You know Ben? Ben!
对 本 Yeah. Ben.
你们是战友吗 So, um, did you guys serve together?
没错 Yeah, we did.
一起服过役 Serve together.
很光荣 Honorably. Hmm.
很棒 兄弟 Rock on, brother.
说到本 他还在那地方工作吗 Hey, um, speaking of Ben, is he still working at the same place?
不知道 本不聊工作 I don't know. Ben doesn't talk about work.
典型的他 讨厌工作 Classic Ben. Hates work.
非常讨厌 Hates it.
说起本 Um...
有件事很好笑 Funny story about Ben.
你知道他的姓氏吧 Um, you know his last name, right?
嗯 Yeah.
好 Okay.
你觉得应该怎么发音 How would you think it's pronounced?
我说真的 你一定会喜欢这个笑话 Seriously, you're gonna... you're gonna love this.
就 说出他的姓氏就好 Just... just say his last name.
不如你说说看吧 Why don't you say it?
算了 Ah, you know, never mind.
没事 也没那么好笑 It's fine. It's not that funny.
毕竟 如果笑话不好笑 Because, you know, if you tell a bad joke,
你还得解释笑点 更尴尬 you have to explain it, it's not good.
嗯 稍等我一下 Yeah, give me a sec.
好 请便 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Take your time.
说起来 You know,
我在想 你可能不认识本 I'm thinking that maybe you don't know Ben.
这是什么情况 Yo, what the fuck is this?
我不会伤害你 好吗 把刀放下 I'm not gonna hurt you, okay? Just put down the knife.
把你知道的关于本的事都告诉我 我就离开 Tell me everything you know about Ben and I'm gone.
哎哟 Whoa!
该死 不 Shit! Oh, no!
我让你免费再打一拳 I'll give you another one for free.
我让你看看该怎么打 Let me show you how it's done.
该死 我的天 Shit. Fuck. Oh...
疼死我了 该死 Fuck! Ow! Shit.
你这个小混蛋 You little shit!
去死吧你 Fuck you, man.
我跟你玩够了 Enough of this shit.
你这是干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
噢 Oh!
该死 Fuck!
该死 我的眼睛 Shit! Fuck! My eyes!
该死 Oh, fuck!
疼死了 Oh, fuck!
我看不到了 好了 伙计 I can't see! Okay. All right, man.
什么鬼 他叫什么名字 What the fuck? What's his name?
你和你的破事都去死 混蛋 Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, man.
好吧 听着 Okay. Look, look.
拜托 别逼我这么做 Please. Please don't make me do this.
吃屎吧你 Fucking eat shit, man.
好吧 这会很疼 你确定吗 Okay. Okay, this is gonna suck. Are you sure?
滚开 Oh, fuck off!
好吧 来了 Okay. Here we go.
该死 Fuck!
告诉我他的姓氏就好 Hey, hey, just give me his name.
快告诉我 Just give me his name.
老天爷 Oh, Jesus!
该死 他姓克拉克 好的 Fuck, it's Clark! It's Clark! Okay. Okay.
姓克拉克 他叫本·克拉克 Clark, Ben. Ben Clark.
很好 很难吗 There we go. Was that so hard?
听着 我已经说了你要知道的事 Listen, I've given you what you want.
赶紧给我滚 Now just fucking go.
稍等 马上 Just one second. One second.
该死 Oh, shit.
你好 查德 我是圣迭戈信托社的内特 Hey there, Chad, it's Nate over at San Diego Trust.
能在节前联系上你真是太好了 Glad I caught you before the holiday.
是这样 我想请你快速帮我做个信用调查 Yeah, listen, I was hoping you could run a quick credit check
有位新客户的档案不完整 on a new client whose file's incomplete.
他叫本·克拉克 His name is Ben Clark.
参过军 能不能缩小范围 He did serve in the military. Does that narrow it down?
对 退伍军人贷款 就是他 Yeah. Yeah, V. A. loans. That's him.
你没查到他的工作记录 是吧 Um, you don't have any employment on record, do you?
那有最后的住址吗 How about a last-known residence?
对 稍等 Yeah, um, yeah, hold on one second. Um...
好 请说 Okay, shoot.
好 Okay.
402号 402...
北塔巷 North Tower Lane.
好的 查德 非常感谢 伙计 All right. Chad, thank you so much, man.
你最棒 You're the best.
噢 Oh.
你也圣诞快乐 圣迭戈教士队加油 Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too. Go, Padres.
（洗手液）
（圣迭戈市财产）
（克拉克父子汽车修理公司）
不对劲 他早就该到了 Something's wrong. He should definitely be here.
他有大把时间 反正天黑前我们也走不了 Look, he's got plenty of time. We can't leave till it's dark anyway.
我要去他家看看 I'm gonna check his house.
你是说他像大笨狼怀尔一样 花整个周末布置机关的房子 The house he just spent all weekend booby-trapping like he's Wile E. fucking Coyote?
那所房子 你真觉得他会回那里 That house? You think he's gonna go back there?
动动脑子 伙计 Use your brain, man.
他是我兄弟 He's my brother!
我很清楚 I'm well aware of that.
我过去只需半小时 如果他不在 Take a half hour. If he's not there,
我就回来 我们离开 I'll come back and we can go.
安德烈 Andre.
安德烈 Andre!
别干傻事 Don't be a fucking idiot!
（北塔巷 402号）
好了 All right.
（好好活着 生生不息）
好吧 你是个末日生存主义者 Okay, so you're a prepper.
行吧 Ew.
你会在哪里工作 Where the hell do you work?
什么 What?
什么玩意儿 What is that?
这是什么鬼 What the fuck is that?
哪儿来的 Why?
好吧 Okay, uh...
好 All right.
哇哦 Whoa. Hmm.
不会吧 No.
找到你了 There you are.
噢 Oh.
拜托 不是吧 Come on! Really?
水槽下有十字弓 Crossbow under the sink.
合情合理 Of course.
好吧 随便 去它的 All right, whatever-- Fuck it.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
（本）
很好 棒 Yes. Yes!
（克拉克父子汽车修理公司）
太好了 Yes.
好 找到你了 Okay. I found you.
现在我要让你后悔 And now I'm gonna make you wish you never--
我的天 Oh, my God!
什么情况 What?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 Oh, fu--
好险 幸好没掉 Oh, phew. Big phew.
好吧 Okay. Um...
（正在呼叫罗斯科）
你最好是从医院或监狱打来的 This better be you calling from a hospital or a jail.
不算是 我在科特斯山北塔巷402号 No, not quite. I'm at, uh, 402 North Tower Lane in Cortez Hill.
正被倒吊着 我需要你来接我 I'm hanging upside-down and I need you to come get me.
什么叫你被倒吊着 What the hell do you mean you're hanging upside-down?
意思是我被某种机关吊了起来 I mean I'm currently suspended in some kind of snare trap,
如果你不立马过来帮我解绑 and if you don't come right now and cut me down,
雪莉就死定了 我可能也会死 then Sherry's gonna die. I'm probably gonna die.
伙计 你不能把那些破事算在我头上 Dude, you can't put that shit on me.
我不想卷入 I'm not getting involved in this.
你已经卷进来了 好吗 You already are, okay?
听着 伙计 我很抱歉 只是 Look, man, I'm sorry. I just...
我不知道还能打给谁 I don't know who else to call.
也许对你来说 我只是你在网上认识的路人甲 Maybe to you I'm just some random guy you met on the Internet,
但于我而言 我们一起度过的那些时光真的意义重大 but to me, all that time we spent together it actually meant something.
你 You're...
你是我唯一的朋友 罗斯科 You're my only friend, Roscoe.
此时此刻 And right now,
我需要你 I need you.
真是服了 Oh, goddamn it!
好吧 导航显示要十五分钟 Okay, look, it says fifteen minutes,
但我骑哈雷 十分钟就能到 好吗 but I'll take the Harley and be there in ten, all right?
好 谢谢 感激不尽 Yes! Yes, thank you. Thank you so much.
嗯 "吊"住命 Yeah, yeah, just hang in there.
抱歉 我没想玩谐音梗 我是真想让你坚持住 Sorry, that wasn't a pun. I meant it sincerely.
不会 很好笑 No, no, it was funny. It was funny.
尽快过来 好吗 Just please hurry, okay?
好 再见 Yeah, okay. Bye.
好 没事了 Okay. Okay.
行 十分钟 Okay, ten minutes.
十分钟就好 Ten minutes.
我能撑过十分钟 没问题 I can make it ten minutes. Okay.
本 Ben?
不是吧 Oh, no.
你在吗 兄弟 You here, bro?
你好 Hi.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
我只是个小偷 Uh. I'm-- I'm just a thief.
来这里 You know, just came here to, uh...
偷东西 thieve.
我兄弟呢 Where's my brother?
抱歉 你的谁 I'm sorry, your what?
听着 伙计 我不知道任何人的什么兄弟 Uh, look, man, look, I don't know anything about anybody's brother. I'm--
我只是随机选中了这里 You know, I just randomly picked this place and, uh,
看来我选错了 well, apparently, I picked wrong.
大部分人会安装可视门铃 可是在室内布置机关 You know, most people have the doorbell with the camera, but an indoor snare trap?
小丑竟是我自己 Egg on my face.
你看起来不像小偷 You don't look like a thief.
确实 Yeah, well,
我们这行的高手都这样 the best of us rarely do. Hmm.
那么 你只是随机选中了这里 So you just picked this place at random, huh?
对 瞧我这运气 是吗 Yeah. Yeah, just my luck. Yeah?
那为什么 Then why the fuck
你的手上有他的地址 do you have his address on your fucking hand?
问得太好了 That's such a good question.
答案 And...
一定会让你意想不到 ...the answer's really gonna blow your mind.
没事 你先去接电话吧 Yeah, you can go ahead and take that if you need to.
嗯 Yeah?
听着 Look, um...
本死了 Ben's dead.
刚在警用对讲机上听到 Just heard it over the scanner.
谁干的 警察吗 不 Who did it? Cops? Uh, no.
是一个莫名出现的"大善人" Apparently, it was just some random Good Samaritan.
一个穿西装的瘦猴 Skinny guy in a suit.
听着 Look, um,
不如你先回来吧 我们再想办法 why don't you just get back here and we'll figure it all out?
他居然直接挂了我的电话 Did he seriously just hang up on me?
等等 Whoa, whoa, hey, hold on.
别激动 咱们聊聊 Hold on. Hey. Let's just talk about this.
你杀了我兄弟 You killed my brother!
听着 伙计 我 Look, man, I, uh...
我确实杀了他 I did kill him.
我知道那意味着你也会杀了我 And, look, I know that means you're gonna kill me, too,
但我只有一个请求 好吗 but please just do me a favor, okay? Just--
拜托给我个痛快 Just make it quick.
没必要拖延 There's no need to draw this out.
我有更好的主意 I got a better idea.
很好 Yes!
知道吗 我当年在特种部队干这种事时 You know, when I used to do this shit back in special forces...
嗯 Mmm.
重点永远是套出情报 ...it was always to try and get some information.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
但现在 唯一的重点是 But all that matters now...
让你痛苦 is the pain.
好好想想 你明白什么是痛苦吗 Think about that. You understand pain?
明白 我非常讨厌 Yeah... I hate it so much.
不要 快住手 Oh. Oh! No! Stop it!
该死 I mean, oh, fuck!
疼死我了 This is bad!
好疼啊 Goddamn it!
好疼 Oh, wow.
天啊 你这个虐待狂 Oh, God, you sadistic fuck.
噢 Oh.
不 别用钳子 No, not the pliers.
求你 别用钳子 Please, not the pliers.
我简直无法想象你会用它做什么 I can't even imagine what you're gonna do with that.
求你 Please. Oh!
这只小猪 This little piggy...
去市场 went to market.
天啊 居然花这么长时间折磨我 我恨你 God, I hate how you spend so much time on this.
这只小猪 天啊 This little piggy... Oh, boy.
这只小猪 嗯哼 This little piggy... Uh-huh?
哼哼哼 ...went wee, wee, wee, wee, wee...
一路哼回家 fucking all the way home!
疼死我了 刚才那一下特别疼 Oh, wow, that hurt! That one hurt the most.
你还好吗 How you doing?
快撑不住了 Terribly.
不 拜托 不要 No! Please, no.
这种折磨太痛苦了 Whoa, all this sucks so bad.
求你别再来一遍 Please don't do that again.
怎么 What?
你在哪儿 我们半小时后离开 赶紧滚回来 Where the hell are you? We're leaving in thirty minutes. Get your ass back here.
知道了 我马上完事 Yeah, yeah. I will wrap it up.
现在是我最爱的部分 Now for my favorite part.
我要把你的眼睛 保存在我壁炉架上的一个罐子里 I'm gonna keep your eyes in a jar on my mantel.
等等 这个不行 Oh, wait, don't do that. No. Uh, uh...
我说真的 不要 Actually, don't do that.
等等 你兄弟 Uh, hey, hey! Your brother...
你兄弟告诉了我一些事 Your brother told me something...
就在他临死前 他说 before he died. He said, uh...
他说 He said, um...
"告诉我兄弟 我很抱歉 "Tell my brother I'm sorry."
我对不起他 "I'm sorry...
因为那件事 当时我们还是孩子" for that thing that happened when we were kids."
还有 And...
他说 "告诉他 ...he said, "Tell him...
告诉他 爸爸妈妈一直最爱他" Tell him that Mom and Dad always loved you the most."
胡扯 Bullshit.
我们从没见过父亲 We never met our dad.
好吧 他可能是在比喻 Okay, I think maybe he meant it metaphorically.
等等 不 拜托 别这样 Wait, no! Please, please, please, please don't!
罗斯科 Roscoe?
不 是"傻瓜朋克" No, it's fucking Daft Punk.
当然是我 Of course it's me.
谢天谢地 我 Thank God. I was...
哈 "哈"什么 Huh. What do you mean, "huh"?
没什么 只是 Uh... No, I mean, um... it's just, uh...
你不是说 Didn't you say...
你身高一米九八 长得像杰森·莫玛吗 that you were six-foot-five and that you looked like Jason Momoa?
我说的是 "有点"像 I said I kind of look like Jason Momoa.
好吧 Right.
他那种外型可很难相似 He's just a very specific-looking man.
你就不能简单说一句 "谢谢你救了我的命"吗 How about you just say, "Thank you for saving my life"?
你说得非常对 抱歉 You're totally right. Absolutely. Sorry.
喂 谢谢你 Oh, hey. Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
好 够了 Okay, that's enough.
去做你该做的事吧 拜托好好活着 Look, go do whatever you got to do and please stay alive.
我还需要你本人向警察解释这一切 I need you to be physically able to explain all this to the cops.
好 我会活着 我保证 Okay... I will stay alive, I promise.
只是那样可不行 You're gonna have to do better than that.
噢 Oh!
哇哦 Whoa!
罗斯科 快拿点什么 好 该死 Roscoe, get something! Right! Oh, shit. Oh.
你们两个混蛋 来了 You motherfuckers. Heads up!
该死 抱歉 Oh, shit! Sorry.
没关系 换一样 It's fine. Just get something else.
混蛋 Fucker!
你们这些 You bunch of--
该死 Aw, shit, man!
防狼喷雾 很好 继续 Bear mace. Yeah, more, more!
没错 继续 Yeah, more.
如何 喜欢吗 Yeah, do you like this?
没错 Yeah, that's right, bi--
天杀的 Oh, goddamn it!
我要杀了你 I'm gonna kill you!
哇哦 Whoa!
我要拧下你的脑袋 I'm gonna fucking rip your fucking head off!
给我 死 Just... die!
好了 Ah, okay.
防狼喷雾的主意真不错 Good thinking with the mace.
嗯 Yeah.
老天爷 Jesus!
这种死法也太惨了 Hell of a way to go. Uh-huh.
你为什么设置闹钟 What'd you set a timer for?
为了提醒 Um, it was for your...
你的预计到达时间什么的 for your ETA or whatever.
但我也确实该尿尿了 I actually should pee, though.
好 Yeah.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
话说回来 这些家伙是什么人 Who the fuck are these guys, anyway?
不知道 No idea.
显然是《小鬼当家》的忠实粉丝 Huge Home Alonefans, apparently.
话说 Hey, um...
再次谢谢你赶过来 thanks again for coming.
朋友不就是为了这个吗 Yeah, well... what are friends for, right?
对 话虽如此 Yeah, man. That being said...
如有必要 我会出庭指证你 I will testify against you if need be.
好 不用担心 我想也是 Yeah, no, no worries. I assumed.
该死 警察来了 Oh, shit. It's the cops.
太好了 把一切告诉他们 让他们去救她 Well, great. Tell them everything. Let them go save her.
不行 他们不会信我 No, no, no. They're not gonna listen to me.
他们觉得我也有份 They think I'm in on this.
如果我出去 他们会抓我去警局 No, if I go out there, they'll bring me to the station.
等我说服某人去救雪莉 And by the time I can convince anybody to go after Sherry,
她早就死了 she'll be dead.
等等 Wait a minute.
我好像有办法了 I think I have an idea.
你的哈雷还停在前门吧 Your Harley-- it's still parked out front, yeah?
对 Yeah.
算是吧 Sort of.
什么叫"算是" What do you mean"sort of"?
内森·凯恩 Nathan Caine!
我要你举起双手 从房子里出来 I need you to come out the house with your hands up.
听着 没必要把事情弄得太复杂 好吗 Look, don't make this harder than it has to be, okay?
这个城市彻底完蛋了 This whole town's going to shit
因为橄榄球闪电队 和篮球快船队背叛了我们 'cause the Chargers and the Clippers betrayed us.
不是吧 现在说这个 Really? Now?
真的 白白伤了我们的心 图什么 Seriously. Broke our heart for what?
就为了给公羊队和湖人队做陪衬吗 To be second fiddle to the Rams and the Lakers?
别动 Freeze! Freeze!
嘿 Hey!
别动 站住 别跑 该死 Freeze! Freeze! Hey, stop! Stop! Shit.
等等 他要干什么 Wait, what is he doing?
不知道 I don't know.
举起手来 Hands!
让我看到你的双手 Let me see your hands! Hands!
该死 Shit.
这家伙是什么人 Who the hell is this guy?
哈哈哈 Ha, ha, ha!
你们被骗了 本人不是内特 You've been deceived, for I am not Nate!
无所谓 Don't care.
反正你是一个 But who you are is somebody...
要进监狱的人 不 等等 who's about to go to jail. No, no, wait, wait!
我可以帮你们 我知道内特要去哪儿 I can help you! I can help you! I know where Nate's going.
是吗 那就开始交代 可以 Yeah? Start talking then. Okay, okay,
但是咱们能不能说好 从现在起不踢人 but could we have a no-kicking policy from this point on?
他到底在哪儿 Where is he?
好了 快点 该撤了 All right, come on! Time to go!
你的连身衣呢 我不干 西蒙 Where is your jumpsuit? I'm not doing this, Simon.
不干什么 Not doing what?
事已至此了 It's already done.
我不能继续下去 Can't do it.
去你的 Oh, fuck off.
你什么时候长出良心了 Since when did you grow a conscience anyway?
我们干的其他几次怎么说 I mean, what about all the other jobs we've done?
我们以前也杀过人 We've killed people before. No.
不 是你以前杀过人 西蒙 只有你 No. You've killed people before, Simon. You.
我没有 我跟你不一样 Not me. I'm not like you.
重点是 The thing is...
你并没比我好到哪儿去 you're not a better person than I am.
一点也没有 Not even a little bit.
因为你不肯承认自己的本性 'Cause you won't admit what you are.
你以为这些虚假的悔恨 能拯救你的灵魂吗 You think all this fake remorse is gonna save your soul? Hm?
都是胡扯 It's bullshit...
西蒙 Simon.
你心知肚明 ...and you know it.
放下枪 Drop the gun!
我的天 内特 Oh, my God. Nate.
我不会再说第二次 I'm not gonna ask you again.
好吧 Okay.
你没事吧 雪莉 You okay, Sherry?
额 Um...
不好意思 I'm sorry,
你是哪根葱 who the fuck are you?
我是杀了你朋友的人 I'm the guy that killed your friends.
如果你不想跟他们下场一样 我建议你放她走 So if you don't want to wind up like them, I suggest you let her go,
然后你就可以离开这里 and you get the hell out of here.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我的老天爷 Oh, my fucking God.
西蒙 不要 Simon, don't.
你是银行那家伙 对吧 You're the guy from the bank, right?
好吧 Okay.
这真是我这辈子最有意思的事 This is legitimately the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.
你一直跟着我们 想救雪莉 You've been tailing us to try to save... Sherry.
对吧 Is that right?
额 Uh...
我不想对你披露真相 伙计 但 I hate to break it to you, bud, but...
她是我妹妹 she's my fucking sister.
她耍了你 伙计 没错 She played you, man. Yeah.
你以为她对你有感情 You thought that she had feelings for you.
别说了 内特 我 Stop, don't. Nate, I'm...
我很抱歉 好吗 I'm so sorry, okay?
我从没想让你 I never meant for you to... to...
听着 我们之间发生的一切 Look, everything that happened between us,
我都是认真的 好吗 是真的 我发誓 I meant it, okay? It was real, I swear.
什么鬼话 Oh, what a load of horseshit!
听着 伙计 Look, man,
你的枪指错银行劫匪了 伙计 you're pointing the gun at the wrong bank robber, dude.
你本该开枪打她 You should be shooting her.
现在 听好 So, now listen.
你还是离开这里吧 伙计 好吗 Why don't you just get out of here, man. Okay?
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
快点去看急诊 Get yourself to the urgent care,
忘了这一切 and just forget all about this.
西蒙 够了 Simon, stop it.
接受现实吧 Get over it.
我很佩服你 银行小子 I'll give it to you, bank boy.
你挺抗揍 You can take a punch.
咱们就来看看 Let's see how you do...
来点"压力" 你会如何 ...under a little pressure.
完美 Perfect.
西蒙 住手 Simon, stop it!
这不好玩 快住手 It's not fucking funny. Stop it!
够了 Stop!
住手 Stop!
你干什么 你又在干什么 What the hell you doing? What are you doing?
你打算压碎他的头吗 Are you just gonna crush his head?
是他挑起的 Well, he started it!
走吧 Just go.
我说真的 你带上钱赶紧走 Honestly, just go! Take the money and go!
我要留下陪他 I'm gonna stay with him.
你要留下跟那家伙在一起 You're gonna stay with that guy?
对 Yeah.
雪莉 Sherry.
拜托 Come on!
我都不认识你了 I don't even know you anymore.
行 Fine.
嗯 Hmm.
你不会开枪 是吗 You won't do it. Yeah?
你确定吗 You sure?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你猜怎么着 你说对了 You know what? You're right.
你根本不了解现在的我 You don't know me anymore.
我打中他了 现在进屋 Got him! Moving in.
举起手来 Hands! Hands up!
双手抱在脑后 Get them on your head.
这家伙没救了 帮帮这个 This one's cooked. Help this guy.
老天 骑踏板车那家伙说得对 他被打得很惨 Damn, Vespa guy was right. He's pretty beat up.
好消息是我们来救他了 Yeah, well, good thing we're here to save his ass.
你很幸运 有一个这么好的朋友 You're lucky that you got such a good friend.
虽然对我来说有点话唠 Little too chatty for me, though.
增援五分钟后到 他们仍然人手不足 Backup will be here in five. They're still stretched thin.
我现在是不是可以打卡下班了 Does that mean I can punch out now?
旺达会不等我就开始看《生活多美好》 Wanda's gonna start It's a Wonderful Life without me.
行 我们找圣诞老人的小精灵帮你写报告 Yeah, we'll just get the elves to do your paperwork.
我有个很棒的想法 如果我们 Mm-hmm. Wouldn't that be amazing if we had--
没事吧 Hey, hey.
让我看看你的伤口 Show me where you're hurt.
你不会有事 只是得去医院 You're gonna be okay. You just have to get to a hospital.
我要开你的车去追他们 I'm gonna take your car and go after them.
想都别想 我不会给你车钥匙 Like hell! I'm not giving you my keys.
抱歉了 Sorry.
别担心 Don't worry...
我会确保 ...I'm gonna make sure--
你真打算开枪打我吗 You're really gonna shoot me?
我应该开枪 混蛋 I should, asshole.
但我不会 你得带上我 But I won't. You're taking me with you.
好吧 Okay.
你们好 有谁能告诉我发生了什么吗 Uh, hey, hi. Uh, could someone please tell me what's going on?
快走 我们要跟不上他了 别担心 Go, go, go! We're gonna lose him! Yeah, don't worry.
我知道他要去哪里 I know where he's going.
谁要去哪儿 Where who's going?
咱们现在要高速追车吗 Oh, we're on a high-speed chase right now?
（港口通道 2.6公里）
该死 Fuck!
糟了 Oh, shit.
这种速度没法做任何调整 At this speed, you won't be able to make any adjustments,
我不了解你的开车习惯 and I don't know how you drive--
注意校车 School bus!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
又是你 You again?
行行好吧 Oh, Jesus Christ.
婴儿车 喂 Stroller! Yo!
你有什么毛病 What the fuck is wrong with you?
老天爷 你在哪儿学的这样开车 Jesus! Where'd you learn to drive like this?
我以前是偷车贼 I used to boost cars.
怎么了 现在不干了 What? I don't anymore!
我也许会死 Oh, I might be dying,
但我要先杀了你 but I'm gonna kill you first.
糟了 Oh, shit.
该死 天杀的 Fuck! Fuck!
你这个废物 Oh. You fucking loser.
这个混蛋到底要去哪里 So where's this son of a bitch going?
他要去七号码头 He's headed to Pier 7.
去干什么 有艘船等在那里 What for? There's a boat waiting.
原本要送我们去南部 It was gonna take us south.
出租车 我没瞎 谢谢 Taxi! I can see, thank you!
慢点 停车 Hey, slow down! Stop! Stop!
想知道点好玩的事吗 You want to know something funny?
如果你老老实实留在那个银行里 If you'd have just stayed in that bank,
雪莉这会应该坐在我身边 Sherry would be right here sitting next to me.
她本不会有事 She'd be just fine.
（除颤仪）
可现在呢 But now?
现在 Now...
我要追杀她到天涯海角 I'm gonna hunt her ass down.
我向你保证 I promise you that.
好吧 Yeah, well...
如果你真的找到雪莉 if you do find Sherry...
麻烦你帮我转达几句话 好吗 I want you to tell her something for me, okay?
老天爷 Oh, God.
你真是个可悲的混蛋 You are one sorry son of a bitch.
你知道吗 You know that?
（充电）
我知道 谁说不是呢 Yeah. I know, right?
我这人就是这样 It's kind of my thing.
听着 我想让你告诉她 Listen, I want you to tell her...
虽然我们在一起的时间并不多 ...that even though we didn't spend a lot of time together,
但我一直觉得 我们 that I always felt like we...
可以 could've gone...
什么 What?
你觉得什么 What'd you feel like?
你说什么 What was that?
我听不到 你在嘟囔什么 大声点 I can't fucking hear you. You're mumbling. Speak up!
抱歉 我争取说得更 Oh, sorry. I'll try to be a little more...
清楚些 clear!
很高兴你让我觉得心安理得 银行小子 I like that you're making me earn it, bank boy,
但现在该结束了 but we got to wrap this up.
咱们走 Let's go.
怎么了 What?
该死 我不行了 Fuck, I can't.
撑不住了 I can't.
抱歉 我得走了 等等 I'm sorry, I have to go. Wait, wait.
老天爷 真希望我能活着为这件事后悔 God, I hope I live to regret this.
拿去 Take it.
那个混蛋枪杀了我的搭档 That motherfucker shot my partner.
别打偏 Don't miss.
你 下车 好的 And you, out! Oh, okay.
送她去医院 Get her to a hospital.
好 没问题 快去 Sure. Yeah. Go.
我的天 好多血 Oh! God, that's a lot of blood. Huh.
好歹不是自动挡的车 对吧 At least it's not a stick shift, am I right?
抱歉 你可能会失血过多而死 Sorry. Bleeding to death. Right.
爽 Oh.
到头了 银行小子 End of the line, bank boy.
你总是用阴招 You always did fight dirty.
雪莉 Sherry!
看来我总算找到办法 能让你有感觉了 是吧 Looks like I finally found a way to make you feel something, huh?
（自动注射器 用于过敏性紧急情况）
没关系 有我在 It's okay. I got you.
混蛋 Hey, asshole.
感受一下这个 Feel this.
内特 Nate! Hey, Nate?
内特 Nate, hey. Nate.
是我 嗨 Hi. Hey...
雪莉 Sherry...
我爱你 I love you.
你真的很酷 You're really cool.
不行 No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
别睡 No. Hey! Hey!
内特 拜托 Nate, please.
快来人 我们在这里 拜托 Help! We're over here! Please!
真对不起 内特 对不起 I'm so sorry, Nate. I'm so sorry.
我就在这里 I'm here. I'm right here.
哪儿也不去 我保证 I'm not going anywhere, I promise.
对不起 I'm sorry.
哎哟喂 Hey, hey, hey.
你醒了 There he is.
感觉如何 伙计 How you feeling, bud?
发生了什么 What happened?
你失血过多 Oof. Well, you've had some major blood loss.
伴有心脏病发作 Oh. And a heart attack.
还有脑出血 And a brain hemorrhage.
还有三度烫伤 And third-degree burns.
还断了很多骨头 And a lot of broken bones.
但你现在没事了 But you're okay now!
真是圣诞奇迹 It's a Christmas miracle.
圣诞节到了吗 It's Christmas?
其实已经1月11日了 It's actually January 11th.
你一直处于药物昏迷状态 You've been in a medically induced coma.
但还是那句话 你还活着 But still... you're alive!
等等 雪莉还好吗 Wait. Sherry. Is she... is she okay?
别担心 雪莉没事 Don't worry. Sherry's fine.
她很好 She's okay.
哟 Yeesh.
又见面了 你好 Oh. We meet again. Hey.
瞧瞧谁醒了 Hey! Look who's up.
没错 Yep.
你看起来 You look... Um...
很勇敢 brave.
很高兴你醒了 I'm glad you're up
我刚从法院过来 because I just came from the courthouse.
你将面临一些非常严重的指控 You're looking at some pretty serious charges here.
过失杀人 非法闯入 Manslaughter, breaking and entering,
汽车盗窃 grand theft auto.
好吧 听起来 Yeah, those...
听起来非常糟 Those sound really bad.
确实 Yeah, they are.
足够把你关到我两倍年纪了 There's enough here to lock you up until you're twice my age.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
但你的确救了一个警察的命 But you did save a cop's life.
还有一位非常有说服力的人证 And you also had some pretty persuasive character witnesses.
再加上你是在银行工作的白人男性 Also, you're a white guy who works for a bank, so...
法官对你手下留情了 the judge took it easy on you.
居家软禁六个月 Six months house arrest.
缓刑五年 Five years probation.
找个律师帮你看看 但这交易很划算 Get a lawyer to look at that, but it's a pretty good deal.
对了 Oh.
差点忘了最棒的部分 Almost forgot the best part.
（早日康复 超级内特）
这是格蕾丝送你的 This is from Grace.
我女儿 My daughter.
保重 内特 Take care, Nate.
谢谢你 警探 Thank you, Detective.
警探慢走 Detective.
你 你在看我的手吗 You're look-- Are you looking at the hand?
手 你是说你那烫得外焦里嫩的手吗 Oh, the hand? Oh, you mean your burnt-up, crisped-up hand?
对 Yeah. Yeah.
当然惨不忍睹 I mean, it's... it's jarring, for sure.
这是我最难看的伤吗 Is it the worst part?
我只是觉得他们不该 I just think they shouldn't have to
把它打扮得那么性感 像穿了鱼网 dress it up all sexy, like in fishnets.
这是植皮手术 It's a skin graft.
换我就会给自己买一副手套 好 Look, I would get a glove... Okay. Personally. Yeah.
准备受苦吧 Prepare for pain.
（一年后）
这家伙一定不知道自己对付的是谁 This guy must not know who he's dealing with.
好 投放毒云 Okay, cast toxic cloud.
我正在装备黑石盔甲 我要进去了 I'm equipping the blackstone armor. I'm going in.
对了 周六你会来吧 Oh, hey, you're coming on Saturday, right?
这次生日对我来说很重要 It's a big birthday for me.
当然 伙计 等等 Yeah, man. Wait, it's not...
莫非在摩托车手酒吧 不会吧 it's not at a biker bar, is it?
去你的 Aw, fuck you.
放心 伙计 我当然会去 Yeah, man, of course I'm gonna be there.
该死 Oh. Oh, shit!
伙计 再憋几分钟就好 Dude, just hold it for a couple more minutes.
这家伙快死了 伙计 不是尿尿 This guy's almost dead. No, dude, it's not that.
我得准备去赴那个晚宴了 I actually have to get ready for that dinner.
真行 你居然要抛下我去约会 Wow. You're ditching me to go on a date.
我懂 你那样很可爱 I know, I know. It's very cute and adorable,
我晚点再补偿你 再见 等等 and I will make this up to you later. Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait--
怎么说呢 Hey, uh...
不敢相信 距离我们初次约会已经一年了 I can't believe it's been a year since our first date.
我 I am...
真开心我当时尝了那块馅饼 so happy I tried the pie.
我也一样 Me too.
你居然戴了那次的驯鹿领带 And, hey, you even wore your tie.
对 你注意到了 没错 Yeah. You noticed. Yeah.
干洗店花了好长时间 It took the dry cleaners a while
才把血迹洗掉 但他们做到了 to get the blood stains out, but, um... you know, they managed.
他们做得很棒 They did a good job.
等等 Oh, wait, um...
抱歉 我差点忘了 Sorry, I almost forgot.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你终于想出结局了 You finally figured out the ending.
让骑士去救少女 感觉怪怪的 Felt kind of weird to have the knight rescuing the damsel.
所以我让他们彼此拯救 So I had them, you know, kind of saving each other.
很完美 It's perfect.
喂 Hey!
赶紧把衬衣扣上 Button that shirt up!
这可不是夫妻探访 伙计 This ain't no conjugal visit, man.
抱歉 这与性无关 这个 Oh, sorry. No, this isn't like a sex thing. This is, uh...
说啊 好吧 明白 Uh-huh? Okay, yep. Got it.
还有 我看到的肯定不是明火吧 And I know that's not an open flame I'm seeing.
不是 Nope. It's not.
抱歉 Sorry.
别跟我耍心机 Don't play with me.
我绝无此意 长官 I'm not trying to play with you, sir.
别跟他抬杠 Just shh.
他是新来的吗 Is he new?
不是 他很紧张 Uh, no. He's intense.
他非常紧张 Yeah. He's really intense.
对 这里很严格 毕竟是监狱 Yeah, they're strict here. It's jail.
241号犯人 时间到 Inmate 241, time's up.
15分钟转瞬即逝 是吧 是啊 That's a tight 15 minutes, huh? Yeah.
幸好我们只需再忍耐八个月 At least we only have to put up with it for another eight months.
7个月19天 但我可没数日子 Yeah, seven months, 19 days, but who's counting?
别逼我过去 Don't make me come over there!
你会害我惹上麻烦 You're gonna get me in trouble.
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
他太紧张了 He's so intense.
我懂 我得走了 好 I know. I got to go. Okay.
很快就会再见的 I'll, uh, see you soon...
我的无痛凯恩 Novocaine.
字幕翻译 苏小黛