X 翻译：Q
我们今天聚在一起... We come together today...
在这样的黑暗时刻 In dark times such as these,
我们所有人都必须记住 we must all remember
要向上帝寻求指引 to look to the Lord for guidance.
把自己交给上帝吧 Submit yourselves, then, to God.
阿门 Amen.
抵抗恶魔 Resist the Devil...
恶魔就会逃离你 ...and he will flee from you.
很遗憾 I regret to say
我亲自体验过撒旦的力量 I know the powers of Satan firsthand.
我们的女儿 被变态和骗子带走了 Our very own daughter was taken by perverts and swindlers
堕落入了罪恶的世界 and let fall into a world of sin.
警长 Sheriff?
我希望... I hope...
你得过来看看 You ought to come take a look at this.
老天啊 My God.
吸这玩意儿可得悠着点 Go easy on that stuff, will ya?
那话怎么说来着 You know what they say
“过犹不及”什么的… about too much of a good thing...
（24小时前）
给我点儿甜头 Give me some sugar.
你很特别 You're special.
你跟这里的人都不一样 There ain't nobody else out there like you.
好了 动作快点 Now giddyup.
时间就是金钱 所有人都等着呢 Time is money. Everybody is waiting.
你他妈真是个性感尤物 You're a fucking sex symbol.
? 在夏天 ? In the summertime
? 在天气炎热的时候 ? When the weather is hot
? 你伸手就能触到天空 ? You can stretch right up and touch the sky
? 天气好的时候时候 ? When the weather's fine
? 你心里想着女人 ? You got women You got women on your mind
? 喝一杯 开上车 ? Have a drink, have a drive
? 出去看看你能找到什么 ? Go out and see what you can find
? 如果她老爸很有钱 就请她出去吃晚餐 ? If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal
? 如果老爸是穷鬼 那就跟着感觉走 ? If her daddy's poor Just do what you feel
? 沿路一直开 ? Speed along the lane
? 掉头回家 或者减速到25迈 ? Do a turn or return the twenty-five
? 太阳落山之后 ? When the sun goes down
? 你可以让一切变得美好 ? You can make it Make it good and really fine
? 我们不是坏人 ? We're not bad people
? 我们不肮脏 我们不卑鄙 ? We're not dirty We're not mean
? 我们爱每个人 但我们随心所欲 ? We love everybody But we do as we please
? 天气好的时候 ? When the weather's fine
? 我们去海里钓鱼或游泳 ? We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
? 我们永远快乐 ? We're always happy
? 活在当下 这就是我们的人生哲学 ? Life's for livin', yeah That's our philosophy ?
低点中的高点... Highs in the low...
美国需要耶稣... America needs Jesus...
马克辛 Maxine.
“农夫的女儿们” "The Farmer's Daughters."
哎呀 快看 这就是我 Oh, hot damn. Look-it, there I am.
哇 Wow.
好莱坞 我们来了 Hollywood, here we come.
错了 女士 我们不需要好莱坞 No, ma'am. We don't need Hollywood.
那种电影把普通人都拍成了明星 These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars.
我们一切都自己来 We're gonna do it all ourselves.
-对不对 RJ？ -没错 先生 - Ain't that right, RJ? - Yes, sir.
这可是所有人都能公平竞争的地方 Finally, a level playing field for people like us.
我不确定 韦恩 I don't know, Wayne.
当初拍《裸体洗车场》的时候 你也是这么说的 Sounds an awful lot like what you said about The Topless Carwash.
还记得吗？ You remember that?
记得 而且如果国税局不那么针对我 Yeah. And had the IRS not had a goddamn personal vendetta against me,
肯定能一切顺利 that would've panned out beautifully.
是嘛 Uh-huh.
你知道我愿意冒险的 Well, you know I'm always game.
我的美国梦又不过分 My American Dream is not unreasonable.
我只想要一栋没房贷的大房子 带一个大泳池 I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool,
让我可以躺在泳池里漂着 so I can float around with my knees in the breeze
把我的奶子晒黑点 and tan these titties.
怎么了？她们俩很漂亮的 What? I was dealt a good hand.
人们愿意花大价钱来看 上帝给我的恩赐 People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me.
不照顾好她们简直是犯罪 Be a sin not to take care of 'em.
嗯 Mmm.
是 绝对是犯罪 Yes, it sure would.
你呢 玛克辛？ What about you, Maxine?
你的美国梦是什么？ What's your American Dream?
快点 我们不会在这里停很久 Hurry it up, we aren't gonna be long in there.
要是我从大学里捡来的那小子 If this kid I picked up from the university
真跟他自己说的一样能干 can put it together like he says,
那我们的苦日子就要到头了 our days of struggling may soon be over.
只要我们片子的销量 能有《黛比大干达拉斯》的一半 We do even half the numbers of Debbie Does Dallas,
那我就要红了 I'm outta the red for good.
那我们就每周拍一部吧 Hell, let's make a picture a week, then.
耐心点 亲爱的 Patience, darlin'.
我已经耐心了一辈子了 I've been being patient my whole life.
对 耐心就是要这样 Well, that's the thing about being patient.
-我要出名 韦恩 -嗯 - I need to be famous, Wayne. - Mmm-hmm.
我想要高级的生活 I'm ready for the high life.
我从来都得不到自己想要的东西 我受够了 I'm sick and tired of never gettin' what I want.
你帮我管好外面那些小丑 Well, you help me keep those jokers in line out there,
我就能保证你会得到想要的一切 I'll make sure you get everything your heart desires.
你最好说话说话 You better have.
我不想再担心了 韦恩 I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne.
我值得拥有好东西 我的品味很国际化 I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste.
-这我可不好说 -我是认真的 - Don't I know it. - I mean it.
我想让全世界都知道我的名字 I want the whole world to know my name.
就像琳达·卡特一样 （注：美国歌手、演员、选美冠军 出演过剧版《神奇女侠》） Like Lynda Carter or some shit.
只要是个大活人 Hey, everyone with a pulse
都会对风骚玛克辛垂涎欲滴的 is gonna lust after a piece of Maxine Minx
只要让他们见识到你的本事 once they see what you can do.
知道为什么吗？ You know why?
为什么？ Why?
因为你有特殊天赋 'Cause you got that X factor.
太他妈对了 Fuckin'-A-right.
好了 动作快点 Now, mosey on over there
神奇女侠 去买点神奇面包 and grab us some Wonder Bread, Wonder Woman.
我不喜欢他女朋友 I don't like his girlfriend.
谁的女朋友你都不喜欢 You don't like anybody's girlfriend.
她几乎不说话 就那么盯着大家 She hardly says a word. She just stares at everyone.
她害羞吧 Well, she's shy.
可能从没见过我们这种人 Probably ain't never seen nobody like us before.
被人盯着看让我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩 People who stare give me the heebie-jeebies.
你要是想演电影 Better get used to that
最好习惯被人看 if you're gonna be in the movies.
你的小男友很可爱 Your little boyfriend is cute.
他所有的片子都是你帮忙拍的吗？ You help him with all his films?
有时候是 Sometimes, yeah.
那是你男朋友吗？ Is that your boyfriend?
有时候是 Sometimes, yeah.
为什么你不按时间顺序拍啊？ Hey, how come you don't gotta film none of this in order?
等全都拍完之后 Well, once I have it all in the can,
我可以按照需要剪辑 I can rearrange it however I want.
厉害啊 No shit.
其实我打算在剪辑方面进行很多试验 I actually intend on experimenting a lot with the film's editing.
给片子做出一种前卫感 Giving it a certain sense of the avant-garde,
就像法国电影那样 like they're doing in France.
这样更优雅 It's classier that way.
也是掩饰低成本的好办法 And it's a good trick to disguise the low budget.
好了 咱们拍吧 All right, let's slate it.
打板 And hit it.
好了 加满油 All right, go ahead and fill her up.
如果你把摄影机抬高 You know, if you tilt the camera up
往下斜着拍油嘴 from the nozzle...
那看起来就像他攥着自己的老二 ...it'll look like he's using his cock.
看吧？我眼光也很棒 See? I got good sense, too.
为什么我们不能在休斯顿拍这些片子？ How come we couldn't do any of this filming in Houston?
他们不也有很多农场吗？ Ain't they got plenty of farms?
这个县提高了财产税 Well, this county raised property taxes,
在这里 花点小钱就能搞定很多东西 a little bit of cash goes a long way out here.
很多老家伙都没法跟大型企业竞争 Most older folks can't compete with the bigger outfits no more.
想来这里淘金的可不只我们 Now, we're not the only ones trying to make a buck.
绑匪 杀人犯 Kidnappers, murderers,
性恶魔... sex fiends...
这些都是我们日益世俗化社会的产物 All the result of our increasingly secular society...
而且我不想在城里太招摇 Besides, it ain't exactly something I wanna advertise around town.
涉及性的时候 你也知道很多人是怎么想的的 You know how some people can get when it comes to sex.
记住在索多玛和蛾摩拉发生了什么 （注：两座城市因居民的罪被天火焚毁） Remember what happened in Sodom and Gomorrah.
-需要的东西都拍好了？ -拍好了 - Get what we needed? - Oh, I got it.
多亏了本人的帮助 Thanks to help from yours truly.
-给我买烟了吗？ -买了 真该死 - Got my smokes? - Yes. God damn.
我只是问一句 I'm just askin'.
如果我要跟你做爱 Hey, if I'm gonna be having sex for you,
那我肯定需要香烟 I'm gonna need cigarettes.
剧本怎么样？ How's the script?
不知道 还行吧 I don't know. It's all right.
有关系吗？ Does it matter?
我可不想靠卖苦力为生 你想吗？ Hey, I don't wanna have to wear a hard hat to make a livin', do you?
不想 No.
那就别让我的投资打水漂 Then don't you be bringin' down the vibe of my investments.
消极心态会带来消极结果 Negativity attracts negative results.
温斯顿 你知道我只抽旧金的 Winstons? You know I only smoke Old Golds.
这里只有这个 波比·琳恩 All they had, Bobby-Lynne.
我受够了 我要打给我的经纪人 That's it. I'm calling my agent.
快他妈的上车吧 Just get back in the dang van.
是的 That's right.
离经叛道者已经混迹在我们中间 The deviants are already amongst us,
等待着我们的儿女 waiting for our sons and daughters.
所以 要注意可怕的警告 So, heed dire warnings,
在为时已晚之前悔改 and repent before it is too late.
他也许是一位宽容的上帝 He may be a forgiving God,
但他也有自己的极限 but every man has got his limits.
看来是出车祸了 Must be a bad wreck.
大家在外面注意安全 Y'all stay safe out there.
广告之后 我会带来更多金曲老歌 I'll be right back with some more golden oldies right after this commercial break.
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... 60 周年 ...the 60th anniversary
就在这个周六 ...take place this Saturday.
不要错过游览整个州的机会... Don't miss your chance to tour the entire state...
-怎么了？ -别看 - What is it? - Oh, don't look.
我讨厌血液和内脏 I hate blood and guts.
我还以为我们已经远离屠宰场了呢 Just when you thought you'd escaped the slaughterhouse.
是啊 Yeah.
现在 这是一笔财富… Now, that's a bonanza...
那是不是... Was that the...
到了 我们自己的外景基地 This is it. Our own studio backlot.
太棒了 我已经很饥渴了 Thank goodness. I'm horny.
-你随时都很饥渴 -也不是随时 - You're always horny. - No, not always.
太完美了 It's perfect.
肯定会给我们的电影增色不少 It's really gonna add a lot of production value.
我去谈 很快回来 你们都在车里待着 Y'all stay put while I go and handle business right quick.
当初答应帮你拍电影的时候 This wasn't I had in mind
我可不知道会是这种电影 when I agreed to help out on your film.
总得先想办法起步吧 洛林 Gotta start somewhere, Lorraine.
RJ 这是黄片 RJ, it's smut.
你什么时候变得这么古板了？ When did you become such a prude?
我没有 I'm not.
只是不明白你为什么要做这种事 I just don't understand why you're doing all this.
因为有可能拍出一部好的黄片 Because it is possible to make a good dirty movie.
谁啊？ Who's that?
先生 我是韦恩·加勒罗伊 之前跟你通过电话 Yes, sir. It's Wayne Galleroy. We spoke on the telephone.
呃... Uh...
霍华德 对吧？ Howard, right?
你是县里来的吧？ You from the county?
这里是私人财产 This here's private property.
没看到车道尽头的标志吗？ Didn't you see the signs down at the end of the drive?
冷静点 兄弟 Oh, easy, partner.
有点不太对劲 Somethin's wrong.
怎么了？ What'chu talkin' 'bout?
你非法入侵 法律说我能开枪 You're trespassing. The law says I can shoot.
先生 我不是县里来的 Sir, I ain't from the county.
我从休斯顿来的 I'm from Houston.
我们周二通过电话 还记得吗？ We spoke on Tuesday. You remember?
关于你们的出租房 About y'all's boarding house.
哦 对 Oh, that's right.
你想找地方住 You're looking for a place to stay.
见到陌生人还是小心为上 Well, you never can be too careful with strangers.
你确实吓到我了 You had me pretty nervous there.
根本没装子弹 It ain't even loaded.
大部分时候 只要亮出来就行了 Most of the times, just wavin' it around is all it takes.
是的 先生 Oh, yes, sir.
我手套箱里也放着一把 I keep the same thing in my glove box.
哇 这个老头可真丑 Wow, that's one ugly sumbitch.
怎么了？ What?
本来就是 He is.
这地方可真大 Hell of a spread you got here.
我们喜欢 We like it.
你还好吧 老前辈？ You all right there, old-timer?
我没事 I'm fine.
-这里挺一般的 -太美了 - She ain't much. - She's gorgeous.
内战的时候给士兵们建的 Building was for soldiers during the Civil War.
不过他们从来没来过 They never saw any action though.
你呢？ What about you?
服役过吗？ You serve?
我扁平足 Flat feet.
我服役过 去过两次越南 I did. Two tours in South Vietnam.
我这辈子都不想再被农民开枪射击了 Had enough farmers tryin' to shoot me for one lifetime.
明白我的意思吧 老爹？ Know what I mean, Pops?
哎呀 Oorah.
看什么呢 老霍 Oh, careful, Howie.
妈的 你看的这位可是我未来的未婚妻 Hot damn, that's my future fiancee you're eyeballin' there.
已经很久没见过这么好看的了吧？ Been a while since you seen anythin' that nice?
我不记得你说过 I don't recall you mentioning
会带其他人一起来 you'd bringing all these others.
关于这个... Now, about that...
你广告上说的是30美元 但是... See, your ad said $30, but...
为了合作愉快 我又添了一点 I threw in a little extra to sweeten the deal.
希望你不介意 I hope that's okay.
我不喜欢你 韦恩 I don't think I like you, Wayne.
实际上 In fact,
你们所有人的样子我都不喜欢 I don't much like the looks of none of y'all.
听好 我妻子就在隔壁 Now, my wife is next door,
所以希望你们能自觉一点 so I would appreciate a little discretion.
我保证 I give you my word.
你们根本不会注意到我们的存在 You won't even know we're here.
真是精彩的谈判 That was some stellar negotiating.
你很会做生意嘛 You really do have a knack for business.
金发妞 你要是再叨叨 You keep jawin', towhead,
我就一个月不让你当主演 I'll pull you off the main stage for a month.
但是 亲爱的 Oh, but then, honey,
那你也赚不到钱了呀 you won't make no money neither.
你怎么能让他那样跟我们说话？ How could you just stand there and let him talk about us like that?
冷静点 Oh, calm down.
别破坏气氛 Ain't no need to harsh the mellow.
没什么的 他只是老了 It's harmless. He's just old.
可能你还没出生 他都已经硬不起来了 His pecker ain't probably been hard since before you were born.
如果我是他 我也讨厌咱们这样的人 I'd hate people like us then, too.
他不知道我们在干什么 是不是？ He don't know what we're doing, does he?
小可怜 原来你不是哑巴啊 So, church mouse, you do speak.
对 No.
他当然不知道 He sure doesn't.
而且我希望能保持这样 And I intend to keep it that way.
我可不想让老家伙心脏病发作 Now, I don't wanna give the old codger a heart attack.
你想吗？ Would you?
做事就是要大胆 真出了问题再想办法嘛 It's better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
明白我的意思吧？ You know what I mean?
好了 All right.
说得已经够多了 That's enough jabberin'.
现在该干正事了 I reckon it's about high time we cut to the chase
让观众们看到他们想看的东西吧 and we give the people what they wanna see.
怎么样？ What do you say?
妈的 终于开始了！ Fucking finally!
好 现在把她翻过来 Okay. Now... Now flip her over.
哦！ Ooh!
哦耶 操我 Oh, yeah. Fuck me.
-耶 -操 - Yeah. - Fuck.
太棒了 That's great.
稍微转一下头 Just scooch your chin up for me.
现在慢下来 All right, now slow it all down.
-我想看到激情 -喂 小子 - I wanna see the passion. - Hey, kid.
拿稳你的摄影机 How about you just point the camera
闭上你的嘴 and stay in your lane.
操逼的活儿让我来就行 Let me do the screwing here.
耶！ Yeah!
太棒了！ Yes!
天呐 Oh, my God.
关于电影我根本屁都不懂 Now, I may not know shit from Shinola when it comes to filmmaking,
但是我他妈的能肯定 but I know for damn sure people are gonna
观众想看到我刚才看到的画面 wanna see what I just saw in there.
那是因为我没有把它当色情片 而是当成电影 Well, that's 'cause I'm not treatin' it like pornography, but as cinema.
这就是其他成人片缺乏的东西 That's what these other adult films are lackin'.
不管你在做什么 一定要继续做下去 Whatever you're doin', you keep doin' it.
等大家看到片子 People's eyes are gonna pop out
他们的眼球肯定会跳出来的 of their damn skulls when they see this.
我们要发财了 We're gonna be rich.
来感受下我的鸡巴有多硬 Feel how hard my cock is.
对不起 亲爱的 Oh, sorry, baby.
别摆出一副为自己骄傲的样子 站在那里 Don't be standing there like you're all proud of yourself.
我就是为这一行而生的 I was born for this line of work.
那可不是因为你 笨蛋 Uh. You didn't do nothin', dummy.
我这叫“表演” It's called actin'.
你很厉害 但也没那么厉害 You good, but you ain't that good.
快来操我 Fuck my pussy.
啊 你让我湿透了 Oh, you make me so wet.
哦 天呐 你好大啊 Oh, my God, you're so big.
哎呀 别不开心嘛 Aw, don't look so glum.
你做的也不错啦 过来 You did just fine. Come here.
我觉得我爱上你了 I think I love you.
你真可爱 Bless your heart.
开始！ And action!
打扰了 女士 Sorry to bother you, ma'am,
我的车在那边抛锚了 but my van broke down on the highway back yonder,
不知道能不能借你家电话用一下 and I was hopin' I could use y'all's phone to call for help.
真不巧 Oh, my goodness.
我们家没有电话 I'm afraid we don't own a telephone,
但我爸很快就回来了 but my daddy will be home soon,
他可以开车带你去城里 and I'm sure he could give you a lift to town.
你想进来吗？ Would you like to come inside?
非常感谢 Much obliged.
你好？ Hello?
喝柠檬水吗？ Lemonade?
外面可太热了 Sure is hot out there.
你一定很渴吧 You must be awful thirsty.
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
很好喝 It's got a good taste.
我应该回去了 I should probably get back now.
如果我男朋友找不到我 My boyfriend gets real fussy
他脾气会特别大 所以... when he don't know where I'm at, so...
趁爸爸还没回家 跟我来吧 Come with me before Daddy gets home.
我也年轻过 I was young once, too.
这是第一次战争之前拍的 It was taken right before the first war.
你可能不信 我家霍华德两次战争都服役了 Believe it or not, my Howard served in both.
他在战壕和奥马哈海滩都活下来了 （注：诺曼底战役的登陆点之一） He survived the trenches and Omaha Beach.
那时候他为了我愿意付出一切 There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then.
这就是美的力量 That's the power of beauty.
我年轻的时候是舞者 I was a dancer in those early years.
但是战争来了 所以... But then the war came, so...
生活不会事事如你所愿的 Not everything in life turns out how you expect.
多特别的脸啊 Such a special face.
真美 Beautiful.
看 Look.
真不知道我是怎么了 I don't know what's come over me.
我以前从没有过这种感觉 I've never quite felt like this before.
如果被爸爸发现了 If Daddy catches us,
没人知道他会做出什么事来 there's no telling what he might do.
你干什么？ What are you doing?
你该走了 You should go.
这会是我们的秘密？ It will be our secret.
什么秘密？ What will?
嘘 Shh.
小心！ Watch out!
我一直在到处找你！ I've been looking everywhere for you!
对不起 Sorry.
那小子说再晚点就太暗了！ The kid says we're gonna lose the light!
进去吧 快点 Well, come on now, chop-chop.
你不太好 别装了 You're not good. Bluff it.
你他妈真是性感尤物 You're a fucking sex symbol.
我不会接受我不配得到的生活 I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
开始工作吧 Let's go to work.
没人 Coast is clear.
声音正常 - Right... - Sound speed.
好 开始了 Okay, we're rollin'.
《农夫的女儿》 第一场 Farmer's Daughter, take one.
开始 Action.
我正在找这个农场的主人 I'm looking for the owner of this farm.
他女儿说在这里可以找到他 His daughter said I could find him in here.
一定是我姐姐跟你说的 You must have been talking to my sister.
姐姐？ Sister?
-她没提起过你啊 -正常 - She didn't mention you. - Not surprised.
她一直嫉妒我 She's always been jealous.
我更年轻 大家都关注我 I'm younger, get all the attention.
爸爸已经不让她离开农场了 Daddy never lets her leave the farm anymore.
他很保护我们 He's very protective.
趁着天还没黑 Well, I was hopin' he could give me a ride
我想让他送我去城里 back to town before it got dark.
我们不应该打扰他 We shouldn't disturb him.
他会生气的 It would only make him angry.
他生起气来很可怕的 You wouldn't like Daddy when he's angry.
我可以送你一程 I could give you a ride.
我们谈过这个了 We talked about this.
霍华德 Howard?
求你了 Please.
你知道我不行 You know I can't.
我的心脏... My heart...
? 他们要给我拍电影 ? They're gonna put me in the movies
? 他们要让我成为大明星 ? They're gonna make a big star out of me
? 他们会拍一部关于女孩的电影 ? They'll make a film about a girl
? 那女孩寂寞又伤悲 ? Who's sad and lonely
? 我只要做自己就可以 ? ? And all I gotta do is act naturally ?
你表现得太棒了 You were amazing out there.
我终于明白韦恩为什么 为了你跟妻子离婚了 Now I know why Wayne left his wife for you.
我也是 So do I.
说话小心 Careful.
跟你们说了 她很特别 Told y'all she was somethin' special.
有天赋 X factor.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, baby.
你看什么？ What are you looking at?
行了 别这样 Wait, come on now.
我不 韦恩 No, Wayne.
没人教过你别盯着别人看吗？ Anybody ever teach you not to stare?
很粗鲁的 It's rude.
你是有话要跟我说吗？ You got somethin' to say to me or what?
没有 No.
我确实有一个问题 Well, I do have a question.
看 她只是很感兴趣 See, she's interested, is all.
你想知道什么 小可怜？ What's on your mind, church mouse?
看她跟他做爱 Isn't it strange
你不会感觉很奇怪吗？ watching her doin' it with him?
只要摄像机还在拍 It's just business.
那这就只是工作 As long as the camera is runnin'.
所以摄像机改变了一切？ So the camera changes things?
没错 That's right.
这不是真实的生活 蕾尼 It's not real life, Raine.
只是电影 It's just a movie.
我知道 I know that.
我只是说说 Just sayin'.
那爱情呢？ What about love?
爱情怎么了？ What about love?
你们不相信爱情吗？ Well, don't y'all believe in it?
我们当然相信了 Of course we believe in love.
你怎么能爱着一个人 How can you love someone
却还跟其他人在一起呢？ and still be with other people?
你是觉得我们根本没有道德吗？ You think we don't have no morals or somethin', is that it?
不 我只是... No. No, I just...
告诉你吧 如果让过时的传统决定你的生活 Take it from me, letting outdated traditions
你肯定会一事无成的 control how you live your life will get you nowhere.
我不了解你 但我是不会被出身困住的 I don't know about you, but I got better places to be than where I came from.
我也是 Amen to that.
而且 这只是性 And besides, it's just sex.
你可以决定你想爱谁 You can decide who you wanna love,
但决定不了想操谁 but not who you wanna screw.
性吸引力是我们无法控制的 Attraction's out of our control.
压抑这些感觉是不健康的 It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside.
我见过你会偶尔瞄杰克逊几眼 I seen you sneaking a few long peeks at Jackson over here.
-没有 我不是在看… -没关系的 - No, I... I wasn't looking... - It's okay.
他不介意 He don't mind none.
她说的对 She's right.
我不介意 I don't mind.
无意冒犯 No offense.
每个人都喜欢性 Everybody likes sex.
它很美好 It's a gas.
只不过我们敢承认 We're just not afraid to admit it.
直的 弯的 黑人 白人… Queer, straight, Black, white...
都是应该享受它 It's all disco.
你知道为什么吗？ 因为有一天 You know why? Because one day,
我们都会老得操不动了 we're gonna be too old to fuck.
生命太短暂了 And life's too short, if you ask me.
同意 Roger that.
事情的真相是 The fact of the truth of the matter is,
我们让人性奋 we turn folks on.
-所以这让他们害怕 -但他们也移不开视线 - And that scares 'em. - They can't look away neither.
没错 That's right.
我们就像惨烈的车祸现场 We're like a foxy car wreck.
所以我知道 Which is how I know
这个新的家庭影音市场会有爆发式增长 that this new home video market is set to explode.
因为所有人都想在自己家里 Finally, people are gonna get to see what they desire
看自己想看的东西 不会被别人评头论足 in the privacy of their own homes, free of judgment.
我们要赶在竞争对手之前 提供这种业务 We're gonna give that to them before anyone else.
色情片不再只是变态会看的东西了 Porn ain't only gonna be - for perverts no more. - Aw.
敬变态 Toast to the perverts.
这么多年 我们的账单都是他们付的 They've been payin' our bills for years.
没错！敬变态！ Hear, hear! To the perverts!
敬自由享乐 To livin' a life of excess,
到死那天都年轻快乐 being young and having fun till the day we die.
敬独立电影的力量 To the power of independent cinema.
敬以自己的方式生活 To living life on our own terms.
不管自以为是的反对者们说什么 And never accepting what self-righteous naysayers have to say.
没错 Right on.
我不知道自己是不是全部同意 I don't know if I agree with all of that,
但我确实喜欢今天看到的东西 but I did like what I saw today.
我本来以为我不会 但我确实喜欢 I didn't think I would, but I did.
为这句干一杯 Cheers to that.
-准备好了吗？ -嗯 - You ready? - Yeah.
? 我带走了我的爱 ? I took my love I took it down
? 我爬上山峰 然后转身 ? I climbed a mountain and I turned around
? 我看到了自己的影子 ? And I saw my reflection
? 洒在白雪覆盖的山丘上 ? In the snow-covered hills
? 直到山崩将我击倒 ? Till the landslide brought me down
? 天上的镜子啊 爱是什么？ ? Oh, mirror in the sky What is love?
? 我心中的孩子能否不受它的影响？ ? Can the child within my heart rise above?
? 我能否在海上航行 穿过潮起潮落？ ? Can I sail ? Through the changin' ocean tides?
? 我能否应对 生活的起起伏伏？ ? Can I handle the seasons ? Of my life?
? 我一直害怕 ? Well, I've been afraid
? 害怕改变 ? Of changin'
? 因为我的生活 是围绕你而建立 ? 'Cause I built my life ? Around you
? 但时间让你更大胆 ? But time makes you bolder
? 即使是孩子也会变老 ? Even children get older
? 我也已经变老 ? And I'm gettin' older too
我想在电影里拍一个场景 I wanna do a scene in the movie.
什么？ What?
我想加入这部电影 I wanna be in the movie.
不行 No.
为什么不行？ Well, why not?
呃... Well...
因为... Because...
不行 No.
是你们劝她的吗？ Did y'all put her up to this or somethin'?
-没有！ -嘿！ - No! - Hey!
别紧张 他们什么也没做 Take it easy. They didn't do nothin'.
没有人让我做任何事 Nobody put me up to anything.
我已经想了一整天了 I've been thinking about it all day.
而且... And...
我很年轻 Well, I'm young.
如果我们真的在拍一部很棒的黄片 And if we really are makin' a good dirty movie,
那我不想只做幕后工作 then I don't wanna just carry the equipment.
我也想在电影里 I wanna be in it.
不行 Well, you can't.
谁说的？ Says who?
这是我的电影 洛林 It's my film, Lorraine.
而且这样根本不合理 I mean, it wouldn't make any sense.
我们已经拍了一半了 We've already shot half of it.
不可能突然在中间改故事 The story can't just suddenly change midway through.
为什么？ Why?
因为不能这样 Because it just isn't done.
《惊魂记》不就是这样？ 你喜欢那部片子 What about in Psycho? You love that movie.
《惊魂记》是恐怖片 Well, Psycho is a horror film.
那个情节是用来制造悬念的 And that plot was a MacGuffin to build suspense.
而且我拍的不是那种电影 And I'm not making that kind of movie.
行了 RJ Oh, come on, RJ.
看这部片子的人不是冲着情节来的 Nobody's comin' to see this film for the plot.
他们想看奶子和屁股 They're comin' to see tits and ass.
-还有大鸡巴 -洛林！ - And a big dick. - Lorraine!
这是事实 It's the truth.
他们花了钱 为什么不给他们 他们想看的东西？ Why not just give the people what they're payin' for?
因为我要拍比那更好的东西 Because I'm making something better than that.
你什么时候变得这么古板了？ When did you become such a prude?
好了 等一下 All right, hold on.
我是执行制片人 也就是说我说了算 I am the executive producer, which means I get a word.
所以我们出去聊聊吧 So, why don't we just take a step outside
省得有人说出让自己后悔的话 before anythin' gets said that someone might regret.
你必须支持我 韦恩！ You gotta back me up in here, Wayne!
情况已经马上就要失控了 I mean, this situation is fixin' to get outta control. It is awfully close.
放松点 Relax.
怎么说的来着 “生活模仿艺术”？ Hey, what is it they say, "Life imitates art"?
你说反了 It's the other way around.
无所谓了 Whatever, it don't matter.
但是听我说 好吗？ But you need to listen to me, okay?
你还没经历过我这个年纪 但是我经历过你那个岁数 Because you ain't been 42, and I have been 23.
所以我要给你解释一些 And I'm gonna explain somethin' to you
关于年轻女性的事 about young women.
听着 如果她是认真的 Now, if she's serious,
虽然我很怀疑 which I suspect she is,
但如果是认真的 那不管你怎么想 她都会去拍 she's gonna do it whether you like it or not.
如果你试图阻止她 那她不只现在拍 Now, you try to stop her, not only is she gonna do it,
她还会继续拍下去 天知道会跟多少人 she's gonna go on and do it with God knows how many people
拍多少电影 in God knows how many other films,
没人想事情变成这样 and nobody wants that.
在我看来 The way I see it,
你现在只有一个正确选择 you only got one good option here.
什么？让她被一个男妓操？ What, letting her get balled by some man whore?
别这样 杰克逊是个专业人士 Come on now, Jackson is a professional.
他又没病 He ain't got no diseases or nothin'.
你只想着自己的电影里有更多床戏 You just want more sex in the movie.
不是我想 豪斯 是她想 你也听到了 That ain't me, hoss. She wants it, you heard her.
如果她表现好 Heck, if she does great,
等她出名了 也许可以提携你 she gets famous, maybe she'll take you with her.
韦恩 你不明白 Wayne, you don't get it.
洛林跟屋里的其他人不一样 Lorraine is not like the others in there.
她是个好姑娘 She is a nice girl.
麻烦你再说一遍 I beg your pardon?
不 我不是那个意思 No, I didn't mean it like that.
我不想告诉你这个 Oh, I hate to be the one to tell you this,
但她们都不是好姑娘 but ain't none of them nice girls.
见鬼去吧 To hell with this.
她想拍就拍吧 She can have it.
看看没有我他们能走多远 Let's see how far they get without me.
祝你们能想办法离开 Good luck finding your own way out of here.
怎么... What the...
女士？ Ma'am?
你没事儿吧？ Are you all right?
对不起 我... Sorry, I'm...
女士？ Ma'am?
怎么… What?
你怎么能这样？ How come you just did that?
你为什么不看我？ Why won't you look at me?
像你看她一样看着我 Look at me like you looked at her.
什么？ What?
我可以让你看看我的本事 I can show you what I'm capable of.
住手 我不想看 Stop. I don't wanna see it.
也许我们应该去找你丈夫 Maybe we should just go find your husband.
救救我 Help me.
? 哎哎 玛丽 ? Oui, oui, Marie
? 如果你愿意为我这样做 ? If you'll do this for me
? 那我会为你那样做 ? Then I'll do that for you
? 哎哎 玛丽 ? Oui, oui, Marie
? 来吧 宝贝 不要害怕死神 ? ? Come on, baby Don't fear the reaper ?
RJ？ RJ?
嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
怎么回事 小可怜？ What's goin' on, church mouse?
我醒过来 发现RJ不见了 It's RJ. I woke up, and he was gone.
我... I...
他不会是离开我了吧？ You don't think he left me, do you?
车还在这里 Well, the van's still here.
他肯定还在附近 He's gotta be around somewhere.
嘿 又不是你的狗跑丢了 Oh, hey, it ain't like your dog ran off.
他可能在自己消化这事 He's probably just processin' things, you know?
回去睡觉吧 Go on back to bed.
我不想伤害他 不想跟他分手 I feel bad if I hurt him. I don't wanna break up.
你没有做错什么 Hun, you didn't do nothin' wrong.
他会没事的 He'll get over it.
他只要坚强起来就行了 He just needs to toughen up, is all.
来吧 我明早跟他谈谈 Come on. I'll talk to him in the morning.
你能帮我找找他吗？ Will you help me find him?
求你了 我很担心 Please? I'm worried.
好吧 All right.
我以后再也不掺和这种屁事了 I ain't gettin' in the middle of no more of this shit.
RJ！ RJ!
兄弟 你在里面吗？ Are you in here, brother?
这可不是疗伤的好地方 This ain't the way to go about handlin' this.
不好 Oh, no.
很抱歉打扰到你 I'm sorry if I disturbed you.
你在外面做什么？ What are you doin' out here?
我在找我男朋友 I'm lookin' for my boyfriend.
你见过我妻子吗？ Have you seen my wife?
没有 先生 No, sir.
保持健康关系有两点最重要 Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship.
永远不要让一个好女人离开你的视线 Never let a good woman out of your sight.
永远不要提她的体重 Never mention her weight.
你觉得我这辈子为什么身边美女如云？ How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life?
这也是有艺术的 There's an art to it.
跟做生意一样 Just like business.
操！妈的！ Fuck! Son of a bitch!
操！ Oh, fuck me!
闭嘴 芝士汉堡 到路上撞车去吧 Oh, shut up, cheeseburger! Go wander into traffic.
操 Oh, fuck.
RJ 你在吗？ RJ, you in here?
我踩到钉子了 I stepped on a nail.
看在上帝的份上 出来帮帮我 Come on out and help me, for Christ's sake!
我会得破伤风的 I'm gonna catch tetanus from this shit.
RJ？ RJ?
小可怜 是你吗？ Church mouse, that you?
地窖里还有一把手电 There's another light down in the cellar.
你能去拿来吗？ Can you go get it?
拜托了 我的妻子身体不太好 Please. My wife is not well.
外面这么黑 It's very dark,
我担心她会摔倒 摔断髋骨 and I'm worried she could fall and break her hip.
下楼 你能看到我的工作台 Downstairs. You'll see my workbench.
找到了！ Found it!
喂 我被锁在里面了！ Hey, I'm locked in!
喂！ Hey!
喂！开门！ Hey! Hey! Open up!
怎么了 亲爱的？ What is it, baby?
好像听到了什么动静 Thought I heard somethin'.
大概是听错了 Probably nothin'.
旧习难改 Old habits die hard.
接着睡吧 Go back to sleep.
是 队长 Aye, aye, captain.
没事吧 老爹？ Everything okay, Pops?
我的妻子 她失踪了 My wife, she's gone missing.
失踪？ Missin'?
她有时候脑子不清醒 She gets confused.
天黑之后经常会这样 It happens sometimes after dark.
找失踪的妻子至于这么全副武装吗？ Lot of firepower for a missin' wife.
是对付鳄鱼的 It's for gators.
我有一次是在池塘旁边找到的她 I found her once by the edge of our pond.
如果她掉进去... If she was to fall in...
需要帮忙吗？ Want some help?
“不是为了自己 而是为了国家” 是吧？ Not for self but for country, right?
我去穿上衣服 Let me go and get my skivvies.
我们没人找一边吧 I say we each take a side of the perimeter.
这样能更快搜完这里 Cover ground quicker that way.
我只有一把手电 I only got the one light.
没有冒犯的意思 No offense,
但是你退伍已经很久了 but it's been a while since you was deployed.
我脸朝下在稻田里待了三天 I spent three nights face down in a rice paddy
找地雷和引爆线 scanning for land mines and trip wires.
一日海军陆战队 终生海军陆战队 Once a marine, always a marine.
只要她在这里... If she's out here...
我就能找到她 I'll find her.
什么都没发现 老爹 I got nothin', Pops.
该死 Shit.
你在那里干什么？ What you doing all the way in there?
不好了 Oh, no.
老爹 你没事吧？ Pops, you okay?
你在这里吗？ You in here?
救命！救救我！ Help! Help, somebody, please!
救救我！ Please help me!
RJ！ RJ!
救命！ Help!
妈的！ Oh, shit!
你吓了我一跳 老爹 You scared me, Pops.
一日海军陆战队 终生海军陆战队 Once a marine, always a marine.
这个... Well...
你夫人不在那里 Your lady ain't in there.
我已经给不了她想要的了 I can't give her what she wants anymore.
你不明白这是什么感觉 You don't understand what it's like.
你还可以想做就做 You can still do as you please.
什么？ Say what?
上一个留在这里的波西米亚人也是这样 The last bohemian that stayed here was the same.
几乎裸着逛来逛去 Traipsin' around in barely any clothes.
诱惑我妻子 Enticin' my wife.
是吗... Yeah...
好吧 Okay, well,
我们还是回屋吧 we better get back up to the house
看看到底怎么回事 and find out what's goin' on.
我知道怎么回事 I know exactly what's goin' on.
马克辛？ Maxine?
那个女人在我床上摸我！ That woman was in my bed touching me!
你这样让事情变得更糟了 You're just makin' things worse.
救命！ Help me!
来人啊！救救我！ Somebody! Please!
没人会来找你的 Nobody is comin' for ya.
回到地窖里去 安静点！ Get back down in that cellar and be quiet!
-闭嘴！ -救命！ - Shut up! - Help!
-来人啊！ -绑匪 杀人犯 - Hey! Somebody, please! - Kidnappers, murderers,
性恶魔 sex fiends,
潜伏在我们最意想不到的地方… lurkin' where we least expect...
救命！ Help!
-来人啊！救命！ - ...藏在良好的基督徒家庭中 - Somebody, help! - ...in good Christian homes,
就在我们的眼皮底下！ right under our very noses!
杰克逊？ Jackson?
韦恩？ Wayne?
你们都跑哪去了？ Where are y'all?
天啊 Oh, my goodness.
女士？ Ma'am?
女士？小心点！ Ma'am? Be careful!
靠里点 很危险的 Step away from the edge, it's dangerous.
没事了 好了 It's all right. Here, here.
你现在安全了 You're safe now, okay?
你受伤了吗？我没看到 Are you hurt? I don't see anything.
我奶奶有时候也会糊涂 My nana gets confused sometimes as well.
我都知道 I learned all about it.
我以前还想过要当护士呢 Believe it or not, I've even thought about becomin' a nurse one day.
所以... So...
好了 你跟我一起... Okay. Why don't you come with...
啊！ Oh!
你为什么打我？ What the hell did you do that for?
我不需要护士 I don't need a nurse.
凭什么你能拥有这一切？ Why should you get to have it all?
除了做妓女 你还做过什么？ What have you ever done except be a whore?
你知道吗？ Okay, you know what?
你不想让我帮忙？没问题 You don't want my help? No problem.
我只是助人为乐 I was just tryin' to be nice.
你不配这么当着我的面炫耀 You don't deserve to be able to just flaunt it in my face like you do.
你没过上你想要的生活不是我的错 It ain't my fault you didn't live the life you wanted.
现在请你让开 Now move out of the way, please.
让开！你这个丑八怪老... Move! You mean old ugly b...
婊子 Bitch.
是这个吗？ Was that the one?
你知道我不喜欢金发女郎 You know I don't like blondes.
恶心 Disgustin'.
洛林？ Lorraine?
RJ？ RJ?
这里没人 Uh, place is empty.
那另一个家伙呢 那个韦恩？ What about that other fella, Wayne?
在谷仓里 像猪一样被困住了 In the barn. Stuck like the pig he was.
那就是干掉三个了 Well, that's three down.
四个 Four.
我在家里还给你留了一个 And I got another kept up at the house for you.
我不要她 I don't want her.
这个不同 This one was different.
她有一些特别的东西 She had something special.
跟我一样 Like I did.
受够了从来得不到自己想要的东西 Sick and tired of never gettin' what I want.
你知道我也想满足你的 珀尔 You know I want to give it to you, Pearl.
但我也很累 But I'm tired, too.
我知道 I know.
告诉我 我很特别 Tell me I'm special.
你当然很特别 Of course you are.
从第一次见面的时候起 I've felt that way
我一直都是这么认为的 since the first moment we met.
你是我见过的最美的女人 You were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
不再是了 Oh, not anymore.
永远是 Always.
告诉我 我是你的 Tell me I'm yours.
告诉我 你还想要我 That you still want me.
让我再次感到年轻 Make me feel young again.
如果我的心脏受不了怎么办？ What if my heart can't take it?
它可以的 It can.
操我 霍华德 Fuck me, Howard.
操我 Fuck me.
救命！ Help!
来人救救我！ Somebody, help me, please!
放我出去！ Let me out of here!
小声点 Keep your voice down.
别叫我安静！ Don't tell me to be quiet!
我被锁在地牢里！ I was locked in a dungeon down there!
那些老人都疯了！ These old people are fucking crazy!
我要离开这里 I have to get out of this house
他们会把我也杀了 before they kill me, too.
我们得找到卡车的钥匙 We need to find the keys to their truck.
我当初不该听你的 I never should have listened to you.
这都是你的错！ This is all your fault!
洛林 我们不能分开 Lorraine, we need to stick together.
我恨你！ I hate you!
我恨你们所有人！ I hate you all so much!
洛林！ Lorraine!
我告诉她留在该死的地窖里！ I told her to stay in the damn cellar!
没关系 That's all right.
我们不再需要她了 We don't need her anymore.
我们又有彼此了 We got each other again.
帮我把尸体拖进去 Help me drag the body inside.
如果她在家里 那我们就是自卫 If she's in the house, that's self-defense.
这就是法律 That's the law.
应该不会有人来找他们吧？ You don't really believe anyone's gonna come looking for 'em, do you?
我们不能冒险 We ain't gonna risk it.
必须都计划好 珀尔 We need to play this smart, Pearl.
没必要胡来 No sense in making a mess now.
如果明天没有人来找 If nobody shows up by tomorrow,
我们再把尸体搬出来 跟其他人一起丢进池塘里 we'll take the body and we'll dump her in the pond with the others.
这倒提醒了我 我们得把韦恩弄出谷仓 Which reminds me, we're gonna need to get Wayne outta the barn
把他也扔池塘里 and sink him, too.
她看起来没这么重啊 She's heavier than she looks.
霍华德 霍华德！ Howard. Howard!
霍华德？ Howard?
霍华德！ Howard!
卡车的钥匙在哪里？ Where are the keys to the truck?
-他心脏病发作了 -我他妈才不在乎！ - He's having a heart attack. - I don't give a shit!
-他妈的钥匙在哪里？ -好吧 现在… - Where are the fucking keys? - Well, now...
-在厨房里... -...我们都在这里... - In the kitchen... - ...here we all are...
-...台灯下面 -...在一起 - ...under the lamp. - ...together.
霍华德？ Howard?
我们已经走到了一个十字路口 We have reached a crossroad.
带着救赎... With salvation...
-霍华德？ -...还是诅咒？ - Howard? - ...or damnation?
等别人发现你们做的事 你就完蛋了 You're gonna rot when people find out what you've done.
就是现在 The time is now.
-我做了什么？ -如果我们不采取控制 - What I have done? - For if we do not take control
-我们自己的命运 那主... -那你呢？ - of our own fate, the Lord... - What about you?
...就会为我们控制 ...shall do it for us.
你以为我不知道你到底是谁吗？ You don't think I know who you really are?
我看到你在谷仓里做了什么 I saw what you did in the barn.
你这个变态的小婊子 You're a deviant little whore.
我们是一样的 We're the same.
你最终会跟我一样 You'll end up just like me.
是时候背弃罪恶、做出承诺了… Time to turn our backs on sin and make the commitment...
我根本不像你 I'm nothin' like you.
...一劳永逸 ...once and for all.
你是一个绑架、谋杀的性恶魔 You're a kidnappin', murderin' sex fiend.
我他妈是个明星！ I'm a fucking star!
全世界都会知道我的名字 The whole world is gonna know my name.
让我听见你们的声音 I want to hear you all.
跟我一起说吧 Say it with me now.
我不会接受 I will not accept a life
-我不配得到的生活 -我不会接受 - I do not deserve. - I will not accept a life
我不配得到的生活 I do not deserve.
哈利路亚！ Hallelujah!
别他妈的盯着我！ Stop fuckin' starin' at me!
这就是我所说的 神的介入！ Now, that's what I call divine intervention!
主对那些接受他的人微笑 赞美他的名字！ The Lord smiles on those who accept Him. Praise his name!
荣耀归于耶稣！ Glory be to Jesus!
我的髋骨... My hip...
救救我 Help.
嘘！ Shh!
你这个婊子！ You whore!
你不是无辜的！ You're not innocent!
你也不特别！ You're not special!
你的一切都会被夺走！ It'll all be taken from you!
就像我一样！ Just like it was from me!
我会告诉所有人 I'll tell everyone
你是什??么东西！ what you are!
这会是我们的秘密 It'll be our secret.
神的介入 Divine intervention.
赞美该死的主 Praise the fuckin' Lord.
我希望 通过我自己的承认 I hope that, through my own admission,
其他人能够找到光明 others may find the light.
我想给你们看些东西 I wanna show y'all somethin'.
请看 Get a shot of this.
这就是她 There she is.
我美丽的小女儿玛克辛 My beautiful little daughter Maxine.
被引诱进入罪恶的生活 Lured into a life of sin
引诱她的 by the very deviants
就是我们每天都警告的离经叛道之徒 we warn of here on a daily basis.
从我们充满爱的家 落入恶魔之手 From our lovin' home into the hands of devils.
我们祈祷 有一天 We pray, one day,
她会找到回家的路 she'll find her way home to us.
阿门 Amen.
祝福你 Bless you, bless you.
你觉得这是怎么回事 警长？ What do you reckon happened, Sheriff?
我怎么知道？ How the hell should I know?
老大 Hey, boss.
一个小子在里面发现了这个 One of the boys found this inside.
你觉得上面有什么？ What do you think is on it?
根据这里的一切来看... Well, by the looks of everythin'...
应该是他妈的恐怖片吧 I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture.