好吧 让我们从头再做一次 All right. Let's do it again from the top
我们可以提示音乐 We can cue music
Marry me marry me say yes
Marry me marry me
Say yes for the rest the rest
I never seen forever
I never seen forever in the wild
But now I'm lookin' now I'm lookin' in its eyes...
明晚超级巨星凯特·瓦尔迪兹 Tomorrow night superstar Kat Valdez
和格莱美获奖者 超火的 巴斯蒂安 and Grammy winning hot hot hot Bastian
当他们表演时 将创造历史 will make history when they perform
他们的新热门歌曲 ⌈嫁给我并交换誓言⌋ their new hit song Marry Me and exchange vows
在全世界面前 in front of the whole world
2000万人 20 million people
明天见 See you tomorrow
我会成为戴面纱的人 I'll be the one in the veil
猜猜谁会成为他们中的一员 我！ And guess who's gonna be one of them. Me!
好的 我听说她穿着祖海尔·穆拉德定制礼服 Okay I hear that she is wearing a Zuhair Murad custom gown
10000 个手工串珠水晶 with 10000 hand beaded crystals
我现在感到非常感激 I feel so grateful right now
一切都是这样 that everything is the way it is
我有一个美丽的未婚夫 I have a beautiful fiancé
谁是如此的支持和爱和 who's so supportive and loving and
我非常感谢美国粉丝 因为 I feel so grateful for the American fans because
他们以非常好的方式支持我和凯特 they are supporting me and Kat in a very nice way
嫁给我正在席卷全国 Marry Me is sweeping the country
策划婚礼秀已经很疯狂了 Planning the wedding show has been insane
击中世界 Strike that the world
凯特 瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安在舞台上宣誓 Kat Valdez and Bastian are taking their vows onstage
明晚在纽约市 in New York City tomorrow night
然后乘飞机前往私人岛屿 and then jetting off to a private island
他们将在那里制作让我们一起希望更美丽的音乐 where they'll make let's hope more beautiful music together
城市国民银行 City National Bank
星之银行呈现⌈嫁给我⌋ bank of the stars presents Marry Me
旅行的结束和人生的开始 The end of a tour and the beginning of a lifetime
和我在一起的是科林·卡洛韦⌈Colin Calloway⌋的经理 你好吗？ And with me is Colin Calloway her manager. How are you?
我是很好贾斯汀 你好吗？ I'm very well Justin. How are you?
我很好 现在我听说这都是巴斯蒂安的想法 I'm good. Now I heard this was all Bastian's idea
呃不不不 他们都想给 Uh no no no they they both wanted to give
回到粉丝那里 你知道组合 something back to the fans. You know combined
他们的社会影响力超过2亿人？ they have a social reach of over 200 million people?
呃 是的 我当然知道这一点 我是经理 Uh yeah of course I know that. I'm I'm the manager
呃 呃 谁是伴娘？ Uh... uh... Who's a bridesmaid?
她的前任呢？他们会在观众席上吗？ What about her exes? Will they be in the audience?
他们让一些人等着我 They got some people uh waiting for me
所以我只是要去处理这个问题 so I'm just gonna go and deal with that
只 再见了 朋友们 Just... Bye guys
我讨厌和经理打交道 I hate dealing with managers
Marry me
I want you in my life so bad
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Marry me.
有人能得到这个购物车吗？ Can somebody get this cart?
有人可以帮助我吗？ Can somebody help me?
这是帕斯夸莱·布鲁尼的礼物 It's a gift from Pasquale Bruni
我的意思是 如果你不喜欢它 我会接受它 I mean if you don't like it I'll take it
哦 太美了 啊！ Oh that's beautiful. Ah!
嗯 让我们打包它去度蜜月 Um let's pack it for the honeymoon
好 好？ Okay. Okay?
哦 好多花 Oh more flowers
我的天 这太疯狂了 My God this is insane
这不算什么 公园里有一辆移动的面包车 This is nothing. There's a moving van on Park
塞满了结婚礼物 包括燃气灶 stuffed with wedding gifts including a stove
有人给我买了炉子？它来自粉丝 Someone got me a stove? It's from a fan
谁认为我没有炉子？ Who thinks I don't have a stove?
是的 泰拉？ Yeah Tyra?
捐赠所有 Donate all of it
哦 这是汤姆 来自iHeartRadio Oh it's Tom from iHeartRadio
汤姆本人 跟我说说话 Tom the man himself. Talk to me
当然 我有一些门票给你 Of course I've got some tickets for you
即使我们完全售罄 even if we are completely sold out
我不认为这个城市只有一个人 I don't think there's a single person in this city
谁不叫嚷着要来参加这个婚礼 who's not clamoring to come to this wedding
认为这是我更好的午餐之一 Think this is one of my better lunches
但你来评判 but you be the judge
爸爸不要弄乱我的头发 Dad don't mess up my hair
我以为这给了你好运 I thought that gave you good luck
就像很久以前一样 That was like a long time ago
我想大概是一个月前 I think it was about a month ago
这有多棒？ How great is this?
一起上同一所学校 Going to the same school together
嗯 哦 娄 很好 你可能 Mm hmm great. Oh and Lou you probably
不会看到那么多我 won't see that much of me
我知道这对你来说可能是一个问题 I know that could be a problem for you
但如果你需要随时见到我 but if you need to see me anytime
我不会的 I won't
我喜欢独立性 好 I like the independence. Good
哦 你知道你正在跟踪以斯帖的学生吗？ Oh and you know the student that you're shadowing Esther?
完全披露埃丝特在我的数学俱乐部 Full disclosure Esther is in my math club
但我不想让你感到任何加入的压力 but I don't want you to feel any pressure to join
我没有加入 I'm not joining
坚强的观众 Tough audience
嗯 爸爸？ Um Dad?
我可以一个人进去吗？答案是肯定的 Can I go in alone? Of course
我只是想问你同样的事情 I was just gonna ask you the same thing
如果我能独自走进去 你知道我的街头信誉 If I could walk in alone you know for my street cred
我爱你！ I love you!
你可能擅长足球 你可能擅长田径 You may be good at football you may be good at track
但是当涉及到数学俱乐部时 but when it comes to math clubs
你最好注意你的背部！ You better watch your back!
柯立芝皮松攻击！ Coolidge Pi thons attack!
是的！ Yes!
我们的号码是多少？ What's our number?
3.141592 3.141592
65839 65839
珀西 我们明白了 好 Percy we got it. Good
好的 记住如果你坐在问题中 Okay remember if you sit in the question
答案会找到你 the answer will find you
今天的工作很棒 我喜欢能量 Terrific job today. I love the energy
我告诉你 如果我们带来它 I'm telling you if we bring that
到马塔隆决赛 我们赢得了 to the Mathalon finals we win the
哦 以斯帖 你有第二个吗？是的 Oh Esther you got a second? Yeah
娄怎么样了？她好吗？ How's Lou doing? She good?
我认为如此 I think so
你知道她擅长数学 所以在某个时候 You know she's great at math so at some point
如果她开始问 我不会感到惊讶 I wouldn't be surprised if she starts asking
关于也许加入派马拉松 about maybe joining the Pi thons
因为你在她的最后一所学校知道 'Cause you know at her last school
她进入了马塔隆决赛 she made it to the Mathalon finals
真？她从未提到过 Really? She never mentioned that
啊 你知道这就是事情 她真的很害羞 Ah you know that's the thing. She's really shy
哦 一点也不 她告诉我她的假期 Oh not at all. She was telling me about her vacation
关于这个叫大卫的人 and about this guy named David
大卫？我前任的新丈夫？ David? My ex's new husband?
她对他说了什么？哦 What did she say about him? Oh
这不重要 没关系 It doesn't matter. Never mind
实际上继续 告诉我 Actually go ahead. Tell me
哦 只是他真棒 Oh just that he's awesome
无论他们做什么 它总是很酷 and no matter what they do it's always cool
和令人兴奋的 你知道...乐趣 and exciting and you know... Fun
是的 咕咚 Yeah. Gotcha
好吧 好 谢谢以斯帖 All right. Okay. Thanks Esther
我猜他们要去洞穴潜水 I guess they're going cave diving
嗯 洞穴潜水 是的 Hmm. Cave diving. Yeah
哪里？ Where?
在楼梯间监视你的女儿 In a stairwell spying on your daughter
真？我们不是在从事间谍活动 Really? We're not spying
我们只是在远处观看 We're we're just watching from a distance
我们不是在从事间谍活动 We're not spying
看 她在上一所学校过得很艰难 Look she had a hard time at her last school
我只是想确保她没事 I just want to make sure she's okay
那么 你认为你会把她和那些很酷的孩子联系起来吗？ So what you thought you'd hook her up with the cool kids?
帕克你应该树立一个好榜样 Parker you're supposed to set a good example
作为指导顾问 as the guidance counselor
我用我的外表和我的氛围树立了最好的榜样 I am setting the best example with my look and my vibe alone
神的孩子还在做机器人吗？ Jesus kids still do the robot?
Marry me marry me say...
这是 嫁给我 铃声吗？有罪 Is that a Marry Me ringtone? Guilty
什么是嫁给我？ What's Marry Me?
这是凯特和巴斯蒂安的新歌 It's Kat and Bastian's new song
这是每个人的新歌 这是我的新歌 It's everyone's new song. It's my new song
这不是我的 人们会向它求婚 It's not mine. People are gonna propose to it
他们将发布自己的视频 They're gonna post videos of themselves
在过道上跳舞 dancing to it down the aisle
你准备好嫉妒了吗？是的 Are you ready to be jealous? Yes
我要带走我的新女友罗克西和她的前女友 I'm taking my new girlfriend Roxy and her ex girlfriend
到他们的音乐会/婚礼 闭嘴 to their concert/wedding. Shut up
她会看着我说 Where she's gonna look at me and say
嗨 宝贝 Hi baby
嗨 亲爱滴 Hi love
你看到我的帖子了吗？不 你发布什么？ Did you see my post? No. You post something?
所以你喜欢它吗？ So do you like it?
我喜欢 I love it
我爱你 I love you
我更爱你宝贝 I love you more baby
你什么时候回家？约1小时 When'll you be home? About an hour
你知道大约有一千人 You know there's about a thousand people
现在在这公寓里？什么？ in this apartment right now? What?
我知道 I know
2000万？ 20 million?
是的 当然 Yeah of course
哦 我的天 这已经变得如此失控 Oh my God. This has gotten so out of control
哟 我和凯特在一起 等 Yo I'm on with Kat. Wait
是的 我只是 Yeah I just
现在我只希望是我和你在某个地方的海滩上 now I just wish it was me and you on a beach somewhere
没有我的爱 No my love
您值得拥有世界上最大的婚礼 You deserve the biggest wedding in the world
明天将是我们生命中最美好的夜晚 And tomorrow's gonna be the best night of our lives
等不及 我等不及了 宝贝 Can't wait. I can't wait either baby
凯特在哪里？ Where's Kat?
十分钟内完成面试 An interview in ten minutes
看看我刚刚发现了什么 Look what I just found
酷航结束 Scoot over
我只是在看一些旧照片 I was just looking through some old pictures
嗯？看看我看到的这个 Uh huh? And look at this one I saw
你我和妈妈在牙买加滑翔伞 of you me and Mom in Jamaica parasailing
我们去滑翔伞了吗？ We went parasailing?
你不记得了吗？ Do you not remember?
我的意思是说实话 I mean to be honest
我根本不记得你们在一起 I don't remember you together at all
好吧 我们玩得很开心 Well we were and we had fun
我明白了 爸爸 你是个有趣的人 I get it Dad. You were a fun guy
我曾经是 我是一个有趣的人 I was and I am a fun guy
但你知道 But you know
这不仅仅是为了好玩 it's not just about fun
比这更难 It's it's harder than that
这是工作 它 It's work. It's
好吧 想想坦克 Well think about Tank
当坦克还是一只小狗的时候 When Tank was a puppy
你还记得吗？是的 You remember that? Yeah
你还记得他有多有趣吗？ You remember how fun he was
和飞盘玩拔河比赛 and playing tug of war with the Frisbee
他跳来跳去？ and him jumping around?
现在他老了 他的眼睛不起作用了 And now he's old and his eyes don't work
你不知道他还剩下多少年好年头 and you don't know how many good years he has left
但你仍然...爸爸坦克快死了吗？ but you still... Dad is Tank dying?
不 不 No. No
对不起 我...坦克很好 I'm sorry I I... Tank's good
我有点偏离轨道 I got a little off track
我只是 我的意思是 I was just... What I meant is that
爱是关于牺牲和日常 love is about sacrifice and the day to day
嗯 爸爸 我现在可以睡觉了吗？ Um Dad uh can I go to sleep now?
是的 当然 是的 Yeah of course. Yeah
好 晚安 好 Okay. Good night. Okay
晚上 Night
上次她在这里凯特·瓦尔迪兹 Last time she was here Kat Valdez
我们只说谁对婚礼并不陌生 who let's just say is no stranger to weddings
...说她想做一些更小的事情 ...said she wanted to do something smaller
低调贴身 understated intimate
只要说5 000个他们最亲密的粉丝 with just say 5000 of their closest fans
我是说朋友 I mean friends
只是一个简单的婚礼 一个简单的目标 Just a simple wedding for a simple gal
就像妈妈的婚礼一样 Just like Mom's wedding was
嘿 早上好 纽约 Hey good morning New York
它是102.7 这是西克雷斯特和你在一起 It's 102.7. This is Seacrest with you
凯特和巴斯蒂安的粉丝 Kat and Bastian fans
这是恩里克·桑托斯和你在一起 it's Enrique Santos with you
今晚凯特·瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安 Tonight Kat Valdez and Bastian
会全力以赴 打结 will give it all they got and tie the knot
今天是大日子 Today is the big day
那个狗屎是疯子 That shit is crazy man
然后在岸上 Then on the shore
在广阔的世界中 我独自一人思考 Of the wide world I stand alone and think
直到爱和名声到虚无沉没 Till love and fame to nothingness do sink
是济慈 你认为他会喜欢吗？ It's Keats. You think he'll like it?
如果有人向他解释是的 If somebody explains it to him yeah
真漂亮 It's beautiful
哦 今天是你的婚礼日！ Oh today is your wedding day!
是 是 是 Yeah yeah yeah
得到它得到它得到它 Get it get it get it
明天将是我们的周年纪念日 Tomorrow would've been our anniversary
你们出去了两个星期？ You guys went out for what two weeks?
17天 如果你包括分手 17 days if you include the breakup
她用短信甩了我 And she dumped me with a text
太粗鲁了 So rude
今晚和我一起参加凯特 瓦尔迪兹音乐会 Come to the Kat Valdez concert with me tonight
帕克 我不是一个喜欢演唱会的人 Parker I'm not a big concert person
听这是一生一次的邀请 Listen this is a once in a lifetime invitation
你甚至不明白 and you don't even get it
这是哈雷彗星 This is Halley's Comet
是你穿着一件能美化你身体的衣服 It's you wearing an outfit that flatters your body
这是非常罕见的 It's very rare
好吧 今晚我有娄 Okay I've got Lou tonight
好 我有三张票 Good. I've got three tickets
带上她 Bring her
也许她会觉得你很有趣 Maybe she'll think you're fun
Church church church church
Church church church
Like church church church church
Yeah
I'm down on my knees
I've fallen for you
You've opened my gates and showed me the truth
I'm born again I'm feeling renewed
You showed me the way
I'm baptized in you
I feel it in my chest
I got you in my head I'm putting on my best
Like I'm in church church church
Screaming out your name
Got me feeling safe
It's a new day like I'm in church
Church church church
You make me sing out Hallelujah
This kind of love will do it to ya
Like church church church church
Church church church
Like church church
Church church
Yeah
Ready to say I do
♪ 噢噢噢噢 让♪ ♪这个女人成为真人 ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Making this woman true ♪
Ooh ooh
Yes honest to God it's true
Church church church church
Ready to say I do
♪ 噢噢噢噢 让♪ ♪这个女人成为真人 ♪ ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Making this woman true ♪
Ooh ooh
Yes honest to God it's true
Church church church church
You make me sing out Hallelujah testify
This kind of love will do it to ya
Like church church church church
Church church church
Like church church church church
Yeah
Yeah hey hey baby
I'm in church
Church church church church
Ooh I'm in church with you
I'm in church with you
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Lord almighty.
我们爱你凯特！ We love you Kat!
非常感谢您来到这里 Thank you so much for being here
在这样一个具有纪念意义的特殊场合 on such a monumentally special occasion
今晚大家感觉如何？ How's everybody feeling tonight?
房子里有拉丁裔吗？ Are there any Latinos in the house?
好吧 我特别在寻找一个 Well I am looking for one in particular
是的 Yes
哦 拿着这个 Ooh hold this
嘿罗克西看看我最好的新朋友 Hey Roxy check out my new best friends
哦 是的 吸吮它！ Oh yeah and suck it!
那个美丽的女人将成为我的妻子 That beautiful woman is gonna be my wife
我应该穿我的连体衣 I should've worn my onesie
查理 Charlie
是的 Yeah
出了点问题 Something's wrong
哪里？ Where?
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你们准备好参加婚礼了吗？ Are you guys ready for the wedding?
泰拉在哪里？在巴斯蒂安的更衣室里 Where's Tyra? In Bastian's dressing room
啊 完美 舞者在五个舞台上！ Ah perfect. Dancers to the stage in five!
梅尔！梅尔在哪里？ Mel! Where's Mel?
每个人都在看什么？ What's everybody looking at?
哦 我知道新郎不是 Oh. I know the groom is not
应该在婚礼前见到新娘 supposed to see the bride before the wedding
我能说哇吗 Can I just say Wow
不 No
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen
...你们一直在等待的那一刻 ...the moment you've all been waiting for
怎么了？嗯 一切都很好 What's the matter? Mm everything's fine
有些奇怪 没什么可担心的 Something's weird. Nothing to worry about
每个人都在看什么？ What's everybody looking at?
忘掉他们吧 把你的手机给我 Forget about them. Give me your phone
现在！ Now!
它可能不是真实的 It might not be real
跟我结婚！跟我结婚！ Marry Me! Marry Me!
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一位匿名者向我们发送了这个热门视频 An anonymous poster sent us this hot video
这会让你大吃一惊 that's gonna blow your mind
凯特·瓦尔迪兹的丈夫是巴斯蒂安 Kat Valdez's husband to be Bastian
被发现和她的助手一起欺骗她 was caught cheating on her with her assistant
我可以找证人吗？ Can I get a witness?
跟我结婚！跟我结婚！跟我结婚！ Marry Me! Marry Me! Marry Me!
跟我结婚！ Marry Me!
呃 你能停止音乐吗？ Uh can you stop the music?
该死 Oh shit
嗯 你能把房子的灯调高吗？ And um can you turn up the house lights?
是的 Yeah
我们爱你凯特！我们爱你凯特！ We love you Kat! We love you Kat!
凯特 我们爱你！凯特！ Kat we love you! Kat!
我没事 凯特 你是女神！ I'm okay. Kat you're a goddess!
我被告知呃 I'm told that uh
...2000万人 ...20 million people are
应该看我唱歌嫁给我 supposed to watch me sing Marry Me
到我一生的挚爱 to the love of my life
...然后看着我们宣誓 ...and then watch as we take our vows
我不知道她会这样做 I didn't know she was gonna do this
美丽 Beautiful
所以这是很自然的 So it's only natural
我想看看我在和谁说话 that I would want to see who I'm talking to
我们爱你！ We love you!
凯特 我们爱你！ Kat we love you!
你可能也不知道这个 是吗？ Probably didn't know about this either did you?
我自然而然地说些什么 Only natural that I say something
如果不是关于婚姻 if not about marriage
然后关于...爱 then about... love
因为这就是我们都在寻找的 对吧？ Because that's what we're all looking for right?
爱？是的！ Love? Yes!
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我们如此沉迷于我们想要的生活 以至于 We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that
...我们忘记了我们的爱到底是什么 ...we forget what our love actually is
谎言 A lie
没关系！我们爱你！ It's okay! We love you!
一个你很久以前卖给自己的童话故事 A fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago
你忘了那不是真的 that you forgot that wasn't real
但在内心深处 你知道 But deep down you knew
我们爱你凯特 We love you Kat
我们爱你凯特！ We love you Kat!
我们爱你！ We love you!
她在自欺欺人 She's making a fool of herself
不 No
不知何故 你知道 Somehow you knew
你做到了 You did that
你意识到这根本不是爱 You realize that it wasn't love at all
你刚刚恋爱 You were just in love
有你希望那个人是谁的想法 with the idea of who you wanted that person to be
但你不能嫁给一个想法 But you can't marry an idea
你知道他们说如果你想要不同的东西 You know they say if you want something different
你必须做一些不同的事情 you have to do something different
所以这次是第一次 So this time for the first time
你做出不同的选择 you make a different choice
你从悬崖上跳下来 高到甚至看不到秋天 You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall
而你只是 And you just
...说是 ...say yes
为什么不呢？ Why not?
确定 Sure
我会嫁给你 I'll marry you
你 You
爸爸 爸爸 就是你 Dad. Dad that's you
我以为会是巴斯蒂安 I thought it would be Bastian
但这只是一个穿着风衣的人 but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker
也许他是一个戴着面具的名人 Maybe he's a celebrity wearing a mask
这是真的吗？是的 这是真的！ Is this for real? Yeah it's for real!
天呐 她在和你说话 Jesus H. She's talking to you
查理去！去！ Charlie go! Go!
去 去！去！去！去！ Go. Go! Go! Go! Go!
去！去！去！ Go! Go! Go!
哦 我的天 Oh my God
你卡特里娜·瓦尔迪兹吗 Do you Katrina Valdez
把这个男人当成你合法结婚的丈夫？ take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband?
我的意思是真的带走他 想着硬女孩 And I mean really take him. Think hard girl
我愿意 等等？ I do. Wait what?
你做一个人 And do you some guy
把凯特当作你合法结婚的妻子？ take Kat to be your lawfully wedded wife?
不！巴斯蒂安！ No! Bastian!
做吧！是的！ Do it! Yeah!
它在你身上 兄弟 It's on you bro
说是的！ Say yes!
好 Okay
我们会没事的 We'll take okay
靠纽约州赋予我的权力 By the power vested in me by the state of New York
我现在宣布你 I now declare you
...丈夫和妻子 ...husband and wife
凯特 Kat
把地狱从我身边带走 Get the hell away from me
我能解释一下吗？我是认真的！ Can I just explain... I'm serious!
让她离开这里！清除此区域 Get her out of here! Clear this area
请大家出去 这是怎么回事？ Everybody out please. What's going on?
发生了什么事？ What happened?
宝贝 Baby
搞砸你巴斯蒂安！ Screw you Bastian!
我们在迈阿密参加了那场战斗 We got in that fight in Miami
然后你叫我出去 then you told me to get out
哦 所以这都是我的错？ Oh so this is all my fault?
没什么 这没什么 It's nothing. It was nothing
让我离开这里 Get me out of here
哇哇只是...哇只是...等 Whoa whoa whoa just... Whoa just... Wait
你到底认为你是男人吗？一些粉丝？ Who the hell do you think you are man? Some fan?
不 我不是粉丝 只 No I'm not a fan. Just
好吧 我的意思是我现在 Well I mean I am now
好 我们完成了 你经常让你的手机掉下来 Okay. We're done. You lot get your phones down
演出结束了 去吧 去吧 Show's over. Go go go
卡尔把这两个绕到后面 Carl take these two round the back
我会让你把诱饵送到前面 I'll have you send decoys round the front
听 只要把他赶出这里！ Listen. Just get him out of here!
嘿 移动 移动 Hey move. Move
把他抱在那里 把他抱在那里 Hold him there. Hold him there
特里 我很好 哇哇哇 Terry I'm I'm good. Whoa whoa
这太疯狂了 That was crazy
对不起 我不知道该说什么 I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what to say
或者刚刚发生了什么 但我知道在某种程度上 or what just happened but I know on some level
你一定很在乎那个人 you must have really cared about that guy
我要嫁给他 I was marrying him
好点 Good point
他会老得很厉害 He's going to age badly
不 他不是 No he's not
是的 你是对的 Yeah you're right
他可能只是变得更好看 He's probably just gonna get better looking
我真的很抱歉这一切 I'm really sorry about all this
我也是 Me too
你会没事的吗？ You gonna be okay?
杰夫带你回家 Jeff will take you home
好 晚安 Okay. Good night
查理终于 Charlie finally
嘿 娄怎么样？ Hey. How's Lou?
她很好 她在她妈妈家 你在哪里？ She's fine. She's at her mom's. Where are you?
我在车库里 我正在回家的路上 I'm in a garage. I'm on my way home
坚持 你是说你没看过吗？ Hold on. You're saying you haven't seen it?
哦 我的天 你无处不在 Oh my God. You are everywhere
在线电视上 Online on television on
你说的电视是什么意思？ What do you mean television?
你听说过凯特·瓦尔迪兹结婚吗？ Did you hear Kat Valdez got married
今晚音乐会上的另一个陌生人？ to a different stranger at the concert tonight?
你相信吗？ Do you believe that?
今晚在演唱会回家的路上 On the way home from the concert tonight
凯特·瓦尔迪兹也离开了音乐会上的那个人 Kat Valdez also left the guy from the concert
然后嫁给了她的优步司机 然后 then married her Uber driver and then
现在他开车送他们去度蜜月 Now he's he's driving them to the honeymoon
在特克斯和凯科斯群岛 她将嫁给侍者 in Turks and Caicos where she will marry the bellboy
这是非常...这一切都是...一切都在发生 It's very... It's all... It's all happening
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和巴斯蒂安 Kat Valdez y Bastian
你在这儿 There you are
你需要什么吗？ You need anything?
只 Just
告诉我它没有发生 tell me it didn't happen
为什么我总是选错人？ Why do I always pick the wrong guy?
我让大家失望了 I let everyone down
不 不 不 你没有 No no. No you didn't
我无法摆脱自己的方式 I can't get out of my own way
哦 来这里 过来这里 Oh come here. Come here
没关系 It's all right
我们会弄清楚的 We'll figure it out
我保证 I promise
我们会弄清楚的 We'll figure it out
好消息是昨晚有婚礼 Well the good news is there was a wedding last night
坏消息是这不是一个笑话 The bad news is it was not a joke
我有两件事要说 I have two things to say
首先 我们爱你 First Kat we love you
这是巴斯蒂安 It's Bastian
他说他只需要五分钟 He says he just needs five minutes
挂断电话并关闭 Hang up and turn that off
我得走了 I got to go
天啊 他难以置信 God he's unbelievable
现在怎么办？ What now?
好吧 他要去波多黎各 Well he's going to Puerto Rico
他说他需要把头凑齐 He says he needs to get his head together
无论什么 Whatever
凯特他在哭泣 Kat he was crying
无济于事 Not helping
你没事吧？ You all right?
不 No
好吧 我昨晚做了一些挖掘 Okay well I did a bit of digging last night
事实证明 有10 000起潜在的垃圾箱火灾 and it turns out out of 10000 potential dumpster fires
你选了一个体面的异性恋单身父亲 you picked a decent straight single father
没有犯罪记录并获得此 with no criminal record and get this
他是一名数学老师 he's a maths teacher
这很好吗？太好了 And that's good? It's great
他不会成为问题 He's not gonna be a problem
我说我们提供$ 5000 I say we offer $5000
让他签署一份保密协议 让它全部爆发 get him to sign an NDA and let it all blow over
或 Or
或？ Or?
或者我可以和他继续结婚 Or I could stay married to him
你在开玩笑 You're kidding
你不是在开玩笑 You're not kidding
是的 你不能 我们不能 Y You can't. We can't
这是不合法的 It it's not legal
我们没有提交文件 We didn't file papers
因此 提交论文 So file the papers
哇 Wha
我的意思是通过这里播放唱片 I mean play the record through here
我昨晚开始了一些事情 I started something last night
如果我没有完成它 我看起来很疯狂 and if I don't finish it I look crazy
额 你会看起来更疯狂 Er. You'll look crazier
纳马斯特 Namaste
是的 我们必须在这个前面走出去 Yeah we got to get out in front of this
现在他以为他可以公开羞辱我？ Now he thinks he can publicly humiliate me?
拧紧他 Screw him
这是对疯狂情况的狂躁反应 This is a manic response to an insane situation
不 我们必须改变叙事 No we have to change the narrative
好吧？我不会永远嫁给他 All right? I'm not marrying him forever
这只是一个月...几个月 It's just for a month a... a few months
现在假设你娶了谁 Now presuming the man you married
没有女朋友或生活 doesn't have a girlfriend or a life
并假设我可以让他同意 and presuming I can get him to agree
我不确定我们到底在告诉世界什么 I'm not sure exactly what we're telling the world
你不想成为一个笑话 You don't want to be a joke
我不想成为重点 I don't want to be the punch line
我们必须拥抱当下的自发性 We have to embrace the spontaneity of the moment
然后说 and just say
其他任何方法都不起作用 Nothing else has worked
也许这会 Maybe this will
你知道他们说要做什么 You know what they say to do
当你的车打滑失控科林？ when your car's skidding out of control Colin?
闭上眼睛祈祷？ Close your eyes and pray?
踩下油门 变成油门 Hit the gas and turn into it
等等 你在说什么？ Wait what are you saying?
重新思考范式 Rethink the paradigm
我们不是在向世界兜售童话故事 We're not selling the world a fairy tale
我们正在把童话故事从桌子上拿走 We're taking the fairy tale off the table
这就是你昨晚所做的 That's what you did last night
这就是我所做的？是的 That's what I did? Yeah
看 我只是想帮助一个看起来像这样的人 Look I was just trying to help someone who seemed like
他们处于精神崩溃之中 they were in the middle of a nervous breakdown
我们称之为打破传统 We're calling it a break from tradition
一个清晰的时刻 她从人群中挑选了你 A moment of clarity where she picked you out of a crowd
你我的朋友选了她 and you my friend picked her
我甚至不认识她 I don't even know her
凯特·瓦尔迪兹是一个传奇 Kat Valdez is a legend
自制 Self made
她由单身父亲抚养长大 She was raised by a single father
在她取得任何成功之前就去世了 who died before she had any kind of success
现在她是35岁以北的女人 Now she's a woman north of 35
在一个让任何年龄的女性边缘化的企业中 in a business that marginalizes women at any age
人们爱他们的艺术家 裸露他们的灵魂 People love their artists to bare their souls
如果他们走得太远 就诽谤他们 then vilify them if they go too far
好吧 我不会让他们那样对她 Well I'm not gonna let them do that to her
我请你帮帮我 如何？ And I'm asking you to help me. How?
在她身边站了三个月 Stand beside her for three months
她对此怎么看？ And what does she think about this?
这是她的主意 It was her idea
她有个想法...是的 She had the idea for... Yeah
如果我们为您提供10 000美元呢？ What if we offered you $10000?
不 不 不 错误的方法 No no no. Wrong approach
像筹款人一样给他 Offer him like a fundraiser
他会去的 He'll go for that
哦 你好 Oh. Hi
呃 对不起 你们两个吗 Uh I'm sorry. Are you two
哎呀 不 Ew gross. No
帕克·德布斯指导顾问 同一所学校 Parker Debs guidance counselor. Same school
我们为您的数学俱乐部举办筹款活动怎么样？ How about uh we host a fundraiser for your math club?
不要回答这个问题 好 Don't answer that. Okay
如果它是这样的呢？ What about if it's like
而不是三个月 而是六个月 instead of three months it's six months
它可能像一个完整的数学翅膀？ and it could be like a whole math wing?
我在想孩子们 I'm thinking about the children
是的 这很荒谬 Yeah this is ridiculous
我不认为有人会相信 I don't think anyone's gonna believe
她要从巴斯蒂安到我这里 that she's gonna go from Bastian to me
这是一个很好的观点 好吧 事实是 That's a good point. Well the fact is
她确实从巴斯蒂安到你 that she did go from Bastian to you
对位点 Counterpoint
我们不是在假装你恋爱了 We're not pretending you're in love
我们只是要说你得到了 We're just gonna say that you're getting
相互了解 如果走得更远 to know each other and if it goes further
那就太好了 如果没有 then great and if it doesn't
它不会 来 It won't. Come
不是那种态度 好吧 那么它不必 Not with that attitude. Well then it doesn't have to
这是关于这一刻 This is about this moment
管理媒体狂热 直到事情平息 Managing the media frenzy until things die down
我有一个女儿 I have a daughter
我不想把她拖到马戏团的中间 I don't want to drag her into the middle of a circus
我可以向你保证 我们不会侵犯 I can assure you we won't impinge
关于你的生活 on your life whatsoever
不做无名小卒的感觉如何？ How does it feel to not be a nobody?
你觉得她这么热 How do you feel about her being so much hotter
比你查理？嘿查理！就在这儿！ than you Charlie? Hey Charlie! Right here!
嘿 查理 你要经历这个吗？ Hey Charlie are you gonna go through with this?
蜜月在哪里？ Where's the honeymoon?
你有没有好好看看他？ Did you get a good look at him?
是的 他很可爱 Yeah. He's cute
什么？ What?
他没事 嘿 He's fine. Hey
查理进来 Charlie come in
哦 她就在那里 天哪 Oh she's right there. Jesus
来这里 朋友们 Come over guys
查理·凯特 凯特·查理 Charlie Kat. Kat Charlie
你好 哦 你好吗？哦 Hi. Oh. How are you? Oh
好 我是帕克 Okay. I'm Parker
我...我是带查理参加音乐会的人 I'm... I am the one who brought Charlie to the concert
所以我是...是的 so I'm I'm... Yep
基本上我想我有责任 Basically I guess I'm responsible
对于这整件事 for this whole thing
嗨帕克 Hi Parker
嘿凯特 Hey Kat
你好 Hi
你能帮我一个忙吗？ Would you do me a favor
呃 只要两秒钟 就说 uh just two seconds and just say
罗克西你真的吹了吗？哦 哦 Roxy you really blew it? Oh. Oh
今天显示是周二10：00开始 Today Showis a go at 10:00 on Tuesday
不好意思 他们想要嗯嗯 Sorry. They want uh um
乌姆·查理 Um Charlie
查理在工作室 凯特远离伦敦 Charlie in studio and Kat remote from London
凯特 请原谅我一秒钟 Kat. Excuse me one second
我只需要接一个电话 好 I just have to take a call. Okay
再见凯特 一切准备就绪 Bye Kat. Everything's set up
她就像一个真实的人 好吧 这是怎么回事？ She's like a real person. All right so what's going on?
呃 我们整周都在预订面试 Uh we're booking interviews all week
呵呵 我以为这就是今天的样子 Uh huh. I thought that's what today was
不 不 今天更像是新闻发布会 No no. Today's more of a press conference
但在接下来的几周里 But throughout the next few weeks
我们将有一些坐下来和B卷 we're gonna have some sit downs and B roll
和新闻媒体跟随我们绘制进度图 and news outlets following us charting the progress
当你们俩互相了解时 as you two get to know each other
一切都在您的电子邮件中 It's all in your email
我不经常检查我的电子邮件 I don't check my emails a lot
如果您不检查电子邮件 您如何安排生活？ How do you schedule your life if you don't check your email?
容易 我什么也做不了 Easy. I can't do anything
周一至周五的 8：00 至 3：00 之间 between 8:00 and 3:00 Monday through Friday
放学后我有数学俱乐部 and I have math club after school
每周三天我有我的孩子 and three days a week I have my kid
除此之外 我几乎可用 Beyond that I'm pretty much available
很抱歉...蜜蜂花属 So sorry... Melissa
梅丽莎 你将不得不移动⌈今日秀⌋ Melissa you're gonna have to move The Today Show
什么？对不起？ What? Excuse me?
我们不动⌈今日秀⌋ We don't move The Today Show
我们为⌈今日秀⌋而搬家 We move for The Today Show
他将不得不改变他的日程安排 He's gonna have to shift his schedule
好的 我会处理它 Okay I'll I'll handle it
好吧 我可以处理自己的生活 Okay I can handle my own life
我可以帮他处理它 I can help him handle it
呃 梅丽莎 你不应该发布 维他命 吗？ Uh Melissa shouldn't you be posting Vitamix?
那是泰拉的工作 That's Tyra's job
哦 右 Oh. Right
大家早上 我不了解你们 Morning everybody. I don't know about you guys
但是当我早上起床时 我喜欢冥想 but when I get up in the morning I like to meditate
我也喜欢喝新鲜果汁 I also love to have fresh juice
所以我喜欢每天用我的 维他命 榨汁 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix
我拿着我的新鲜蔬菜混合物去 I take my fresh greens mix and go
好吧 看 我讨厌打断一个艺术家 Okay look I hate to interrupt an artist
当她榨汁时 我们将不得不画画 while she's juicing but we're gonna have to draw
当涉及到学生时的强硬路线 a hard line when it comes to the students
和时间表好吗？是的 是的 and the schedule okay? Yeah. Yeah
你有点闪亮 You're a little shiny
棒 让我们自拍一下 Awesome. Let's take a selfie
我感到不舒服 I don't feel comfortable
我真的不觉得这是我的世界 这是自然的 I really don't feel like this is my world. It's natural
感觉就像每个人都在走来走去 It just feels like everyone walking around
就像一个傻瓜 is like a sycophant
她生活中的一切都是赞助的 Everything in her life is sponsored
我知道 但不要为我毁了这个 不 但听我说 I know but don't ruin this for me. No but listen to me
我 嘿 I... Hey
我们做得怎么样？对不起 How we doing? I'm sorry
我没有 我不认为它会成功 I don't... I don't think it's gonna work out
这只是视角 It's just perspective
不 这不仅仅是视角 No it's not just perspective
你把她看作一些拥有代言协议的流行歌星 You see her as some pop star with endorsement deals
一个自恋者 无意义的自拍 a narcissist who takes meaningless selfies
但这不是全部 but that's not the full
好吧 我的意思是自拍有意义吗？我的意思是 Well I mean is a selfie ever meaningful? I mean
㚧 Look up
看 我不是故意消极的 Look I I don't mean to be negative
但我不是社交媒体上的大人物 but I'm not a big social media person
我觉得这是一种扭曲的现实 I feel it's kind of a distorted reality
我很高兴我来到你的TED演讲 I'm so glad I came to your TED Talk
不来吧 我一直在我的学生身上看到它 No come on. I see it all the time in my students
它 凯特准备走路了 It's... Kat's ready to walk
好了 她准备好了 Okay she's ready
社交媒体也可以覆盖人们 Social media can also reach people
不 我知道 是的 它可以是一个工具 No I know. Yeah. It can be a tool
你知道什么是工具 对吧查理？ You know what a tool is though right Charlie?
好 谢谢梅丽莎烧 Okay. Thank you Melissa. Burn
我知道这是很多 I know this is a lot
走出去 做你自己 Just go out there and be yourself
我自己可能不会在这里 但 Myself probably wouldn't be here but
如果您不想这样做 请听 Listen if you don't want to do this
呃 那我离开什么？ Uh what then I leave?
我以为你说他喜欢这个 I thought you said he was into this
他是 他能听到你的声音 He is. He can hear you
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和她的新丈夫 Kat Valdez and her new husband
查理·吉尔伯特 Charlie Gilbert
所以你认为这很浪漫 So you think it's romantic
嫁给一个完全陌生的人？ marrying a complete stranger?
呃冲动没有计划 Uh impulsive without a plan
但是 嘿 看看我的计划让我在哪里 But hey look where my plans got me
所以你只是 So you just
把谨慎扔到风中 思考 threw caution to the wind and thought
我实际上没有想到 I didn't think actually
这是一个时刻 It was a moment
你把一辈子都寄托在一瞬间？ You're banking a lifetime on a moment?
不 我一会儿就存钱 No I'm banking a moment on a moment
得到足够的这些 这是一辈子 Get enough of those and that's a lifetime
你们彼此一无所知 You know nothing about each other
你三思而后行了吗？ Did you think twice?
查理？ Charlie?
人总是随机见面 Mm people meet randomly all the time
在...在酒吧或 At a... at a bar or
在线 Online
是的 在线 在7 11 Yeah online at 7 Eleven
呃 Uh
我的意思是为什么这更疯狂？ I mean why is this any crazier?
说说你结婚了 To state the obvious you got married
是的和 Yeah and
现在我们互相了解 Now we get to know each other
但不是作为男人和妻子？呃不 But not as man and wife? Uh no
那将是疯狂的 That would be nuts
只为她 Just for her
对我来说 这将是相当惊人的 For me it would be pretty amazing
昨晚我举起了一个朋友的牌子 Last night I held up a friend's sign
请一个女人嫁给我 asking a woman to marry me
她说是的 我做到了 and she said yes and I did and
...你知道我没有 ...you know I did it not
你知道 因为她很漂亮 you know because she was beautiful
好吧 也许有点 well maybe a little
...嗯 但看起来就像 ...um but it just seemed like
在当下做正确的事情 in the moment the right thing to do
所以你们只是看到对方并说是的？ So what you just saw each other and said yes?
是的 Yes
这似乎不是轻浮吗？ And that doesn't seem frivolous?
从历史上看 婚姻是交易性的 Historically marriage was transactional
这是关于扩大你的帝国 It was about expanding your empire
一个女人的价值是基于她带来的东西 and a woman's value was based on what she brought
就像你给我一头小母牛 我会把我的女儿给你 Like You give me a heifer and I'll give you my daughter
这太可怕了 我知道 It's terrible. I know
那是 呃 你知道我没有想出它 That's... Uh you know I didn't come up with it
但这确实是一笔商业交易 But it really was a business deal
它不是为爱而设计的 and it wasn't designed to be about love
也许这就是人们现在被绊倒的地方 and maybe that's where people kind of get tripped up now
这是你的第二次婚姻吧 查理？ This is your second marriage right Charlie?
你不想再次失败 You wouldn't want to fail again
好吧 除非你辜负了比尔 否则你没有活过 Well you haven't lived unless you've failed Bill
你应该从你在CNBC的时候就知道这一点 You should know that from your time at CNBC
听着我们做的是疯狂的 Listen what we did was crazy
我们知道...但你知道 we know that... but you know
这真的是信仰的飞跃 it was just truly a leap of faith
规则的存在对女性来说非常糟糕 The rules as they exist pretty much suck for women
我的意思是 为什么我们必须等待男人求婚呢？ I mean why do we have to wait for men to propose?
为什么一切都在他的条件上？ Why is everything on his terms?
不 我认为是时候改变现状了 No I think it is time to shake things up
怎么样？我们挑选那个人 How about this? We pick the guy
我们保留我们的名字 让他赢得留下来的权利 we keep our name and let him earn the right to stay
那真是太棒了 That was terrific
不不 认真 哦 听着 No no seriously. Oh and listen
不要担心星期二 Don't worry about Tuesday
我们将根据您的时间表进行调整 We'll adjust our schedule around yours
会没事的 谢谢 我很感激 It'll be fine. Thanks. I appreciate it
当然不是 我们会尽量不要 No of course. We'll try not to
把你的生活颠倒过来太多 turn your life upside down too much
我认为这可能有点太晚了 I think it might be a little too late for that
我的意思是你习惯了吗？ I mean do you ever get used to this?
只是注意力 混乱和到处都是人？ Just the attention and the chaos and the people everywhere?
我不知道 有些日子你几乎没有注意到 I don't know. Some days you barely notice
其他日子你觉得...动物园里的熊猫 Other days you feel like... a panda in a zoo
您应该事先知道这一点 You should know that up front
明白了 Got it
你现在去哪里？ Where you off to now?
哦 伦敦开会 Oh London for a meeting
我要去弗拉特布什养狗 And I'm off to Flatbush for a dog
这几乎总结了它 which pretty much sums it up
我会在下一张照片上见到你？ I'll see you at the next photo op?
好 Okay
别忘了检查您的日程安排 Don't forget to check your schedule
知道了 I got it
天哪 他甚至不能发短信 OMG. He can't even text with that
天哪 是的 他可以 OMG. Yes he can
但非常缓慢 But very slowly
唉 唉 唉 Ay ay ay
你看起来并不紧张 You did not look nervous
你知道你有什么 and you know what you kind of have
另类的好看给某人 offbeat good looks for someone
另类？查理·瓦尔迪兹！ Offbeat? Charlie Valdez!
查理来了！他们在这里做什么？ Charlie over here! What are they doing here?
放松 我们现在出名了 Relax. We're famous now
这是一个骗局吗？ Is this a throuple?
你老婆在哪里？！你为什么不和她住在一起？！ Where's your wife?! Why don't you live with her?!
你为什么对我大喊大叫？ Why are you yelling at me?
我就站在这里 来吧 查理 I'm standing right here. Come on Charlie
我要进去 你在干什么？ I'm gonna go inside. What are you doing?
只是嗯...您现在是瓦尔迪兹先生吗？ Just um... Are you now Mr. Valdez?
你在狗屋里吗？哼？ Are you in the doghouse? Huh?
步行不远便可抵达 Gonna be a short walk
进去 我会处理这个 Go inside. I'll deal with this
你已经被踢出去了？ You been kicked out already?
如果人们在看 狗不能拉屎 The dog can't shit if people are watching
幸运的是 只有当人们在看时 我才能拉屎 Luckily I can only shit if people are watching
所以如果你觉得自己很幸运 so if you're feeling lucky
顺便说一句 我也很忙 I'm busy too by the way
宝宝 你叫什么名字？ What's your name baby?
珍妮丝 珍妮丝 Janice. Janice
你今晚看起来很性感 You look so sexy tonight
我不了解你们 I don't know about you guys
但是当我早上起床时 我喜欢冥想 but when I get up in the morning I like to meditate
我也喜欢喝新鲜果汁 I also love to have fresh juice
所以我喜欢每天用我的 维他命 榨汁 So I like to juice daily with my Vitamix
我们能买到一台 维他命 吗？ Could we get a Vitamix?
我想每天榨汁 I'd like to juice daily
加油 放下 Come on. Put that down
晚餐时没有电子产品 No electronics at dinner
你怎么称呼它？ What do you call that?
我称之为自然纪录片 I call that a nature documentary
这样我们就可以边吃边旅行 so we can travel while we eat
放下 Put it down
那么凯特像我的继母吗？ So is Kat like my stepmom?
没有娄 加油 No Lou. Come on
爸爸 我觉得这次经历其实对你有好处 Dad I think this experience is actually really good for you
说我12岁的孩子？ Says my 12 year old?
是真的 我的意思是你永远不会喜欢 It's true. I mean you never just like
做事而不做计划 do things without planning them
我觉得这很酷 I think it's cool
我真的很想见见她 I really want to meet her
我的意思是帕克说她很好 I mean Parker says she's nice
和智能和下一级热 and smart and next level hot
她很好 她是...她是一个吸引 She is nice. She is... She's an attract
在这里让我得到这个 Here let me get this
爸爸她刚刚在Instagram上吸引了8000万粉丝 Dad she just hit 80 million followers on Instagram
好 我没有留下深刻的印象 Okay. I'm not impressed
当她达到9000万时和我谈谈好吗？ Talk to me when she gets to 90 million okay?
娄这不是真的 Lou it's not real
这都是门面 It's all a facade
你知道他们让我化妆 You know they had me wearing makeup
你现在化妆了吗？ You wear makeup now?
戴过一次 再也不会 Wore once. Never again
好吧 你永远不会说永远不会 但我不打算这样做 Well you never say never but I don't plan on it
在接下来的几个月里 我们正在这样做 in the next couple months that we're doing this
你是说我一直都见不到她？ And you're saying the whole time I can't meet her?
我不认为妈妈会想要这样 I don't think Mom would want that
其实妈妈也想见见她 Actually Mom wants to meet her too
哦 完美 娄 你知道我们不是真的在一起 Oh perfect. Lou you know that we're not really together
她的经理安排了一些事情 看 Her manager stages things. Look
你有一部iPhone？是的 You have an iPhone? Yeah
我的意思是它只是为了安排 I mean it's it's just for scheduling
他们让我使用它 They're making me use it
哼 是的保龄球 Huh. Yeah bowling
然后我们要拍一张照片 所以 and then we're gonna do a photo shoot so
呵呵 但是你们喜欢说话吗？ Uh huh. But do you guys like talk ever?
这只是宣传 这不是真的 It's just publicity. It's not real
嗯 Hmm
是的！加油！ Yeah! Come on!
好的 轮到你了 Okay your turn
不要紧张 只是呃 Don't be nervous. It's just uh
这不是一场竞赛 只是玩得开心 It's not a competition. Just having fun
呃 好吧 不 我猜 Uh okay no. I'm guessing
从你认为你没有做过的方式 from the way you're holding that that you haven't done
保龄球太多了 呃 我该怎么办？ too much bowling. Uh what do I do?
嗯 你...你会想把你的手指 Well you... you're gonna want to put your fingers
在那儿的洞里 是的 嗯嗯嗯 in the holes there. Yeah. Mm hmm
这个是的 把你的拇指放在那个 This one yeah. Get your thumb in that one
那里？那个？好 是的 然后采取 There? That one? Okay. Yep. And then take
三步差不多...你想降落在你的左边 three steps kind of... you want to land on your left
不要害怕使用那些小 and don't be afraid to use those little
罢工比备用权利更好？ A strike is better than a spare right?
这不是你第一次打保龄球 That is not your first time bowling
是的！你明白了吗？ Yes! Did you get that?
加油！旧绳子是药剂 是的！ Come on! The old rope a dope. Yes!
哦 我的天 Oh my God
我希望我为此投入资金 因为人们喜欢它 I wish I put money on this because people are loving it
什么人？哦 好吧 这是 What people? Oh well this is
Instagram直播和237 000人 an Instagram live feed and 237000 people
就像他为什么这么无聊的书？ are like Why is he such a boring nerd?
梅尔 什么？他们的话不是我的 Mel. What? Their words not mine
下车直播梅尔 Get off the live Mel
好吧 All right
所以我们只需要多一点点 So we just need a little bit more
⌈今日秀⌋的B卷 B roll for The Today Show
好吧 我必须回家去坦克 Well I've I've got to get home to Tank
坦克是他的女儿吗？停 Is Tank his daughter? Stop
好 你得走了？ Okay. You have to go?
是的 如果你们和我一起完成了 Yeah if you guys are done with me
嗯嗯 我们要去参加一个派对 Mm hmm. We're going to a party
你走 You go
家在哪里？ Where's home?
哇 凉 Wow. Cool
谢谢 Thanks
是的 这是一个嗯 Yeah it's a um
凯特遇见狗 Kat meet dog
哇 我以前从未听说过那个 Wow I never heard that one before
不好意思 那真是太漂亮了...流苏鹬 Sorry. That was pretty... ruff
你太幸运了 You are so lucky
梅尔没有听到你这么说 that Mel didn't hear you say that
不 我很幸运梅尔不在这里 No I'm lucky Mel isn't here
我觉得你从不孤单 I feel like you're never alone
什么？我现在独自一人 What? I'm alone now
好吧 我的意思是 除了科菲之外 是的 Well I mean yeah other than Kofi
只是忽略他 Just ignore him
你所做的一切都是拍摄的吗？ Is everything you do filmed?
库存 库存？ Banked. Banked?
对于我的频道 For my channel
只是生活中的小插曲 Just little mini episodes of life
呃 我们可以跳过一集吗？ Uh can can we skip an episode?
要我去吗？ Want me to go?
是的 你可以去 Yeah you can go
我明天见 晚安 I'll see you tomorrow. Good night
我来看看你 是的 快乐？ I'll see you. Yeah. Happy?
缓解 Relieved
这是你的女儿吗？ Is this your daughter?
是的 她很可爱 Yeah. She's cute
谢谢 是的 她很棒 Thanks. Yeah she's great
虽然她在中间阶段处于尴尬状态 Although she is in that awkward in between phase
她仍然是我的宝贝女儿 where she's still my baby girl
但她绝对不想和我有任何关系 but she definitely wants nothing to do with me
你可以忘记得到拥抱 And you can forget about getting hugs
因为它不再发生了 'cause it's not happening anymore
这有点伤心 但这就是它的方式 which kind of breaks my heart but that's the way it goes
她妈妈怎么了？ What happened with her mom?
我的意思是 对不起 你没有 I mean I'm sorry you don't
你知道这不关我的事 You know it's none of my business
你不必告诉我 You don't have to tell me
不不 没关系 嗯 No no it's okay. Um
我们结婚了 我们实际上有一段美好的婚姻 We were married and we actually had a good marriage
你知道的 You know then
我不知道突然间我得到了这种感觉 I don't know all of a sudden I got the feeling
她不想要它 或者她不再想要我了 she didn't want it or she didn't want me anymore
我无事可做 只能让她走 and I had nothing to do but let her go
你知道从统计学上讲 我们被搞砸了 And you know statistically we're screwed
因为48%的婚姻以离婚告终 所以 'cause 48% of marriages end in divorce so
这意味着52%的工作 That means 52% work
啊 一个乐观主义者 Ah an optimist
这太酷了 我可以吗？是的 This is so cool. Can I? Yeah
然后我想当你起床喜欢第二和第三 And then I think when you get up to like second and third
然后它跳到67%的失败率 then it jumps up to like 67% failure rate
即使它是十亿分之一 这又有什么关系呢？ Even if it's one in a billion what does it matter?
值得一试 It's worth a shot
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah
我相信婚姻 I believe in marriage
天啊 还信吗？ Jesus still?
你不是结婚六次了吗？ Haven't you been married like six times?
三次 Three times
不包括此内容 这是四个 Not including this. This is four
但第一次只有48小时 所以 But the first time was only 48 hours so
不算数 doesn't count
但你仍然觉得只是有点 But still do you ever feel like just kind of
我挥舞着关于婚姻的白旗 就是这样 I'm waving the white flag on marriage. That's it
不 它就像数学 No it's like math
当你做错了问题时 你只是不要放弃它 When you get a problem wrong you just don't give up on it
你不断尝试 直到你做对了 You keep trying till you get it right
你和巴斯蒂安呢？ And what about you and Bastian?
你们在一起多久了？ How long were you guys together?
毫米年半 Mm year and a half
我刚刚和我的第二任丈夫分手了 I'd just split from my second husband
他是一位音乐制作人 他做了呃 He was a music producer who did uh
我的最后两张专辑 然后卖了一盘性爱录像带 my last two albums and then sold a sex tape
这不是最糟糕的部分 That's not the worst part
最糟糕的是我认为我可以解决问题 The worst part is I thought I could fix things
很难修复性爱录像带 Pretty hard to fix a sex tape
右 Right
不好意思 是的 这只是一个小小的小睡 Sorry. Yeah it's just a little power nap
调整自己的节奏 Pacing himself
毫米 Mm
如果我们给他一分钟时间 他会重新开始 If we give him a minute he'll he'll restart
好 但你是说？ Okay. But you were saying?
好吧 这个行业那些类型的人们 Well this business those type of guys
他们把你建立起来 让你崩溃 they build you up to break you down
但你已经出名了 所以 But you were already famous so
这与名声无关 It's not about fame
你知道这是关于可信度的 You know it's about credibility
我有多成功并不重要 It just didn't matter how successful I was
他们从来没有给我过 They never gave it to me
你知道我从来没有被提名过吗？ You know I've never been nominated for anything?
然后我遇到了巴斯蒂安 And then I met Bastian
他...他给了我这个 And he... and he gave me this
唱 那是什么意思？ Sing. What does that mean?
这意味着不要让他们赢 It means don't let them win
没有人都是坏查理 Nobody's all bad Charlie
如果他们是 这将使它变得如此容易 If they were it would make it so much easier
但是用你的助手欺骗你是相当糟糕的 But cheating on you with your assistant is pretty bad
好 Okay
动物园伴侣 Zoo mates
看我们没那么不同 查理 See we're not so different Charlie
You know I tried so long
加油 加油！它不是很大 Come on. Come on! It's not a big
Every time I thought I found it I was wrong
I swear I must've spent a thousand nights
Lookin' for somebody who could hold me tight
Until I realized
I am the love of the love of my life...
马西亚诺兄弟和凯特·瓦尔迪兹 The Marciano brothers and Kat Valdez
告诉世界没有年龄限制 are telling the world there's no age limit
是吗？猜这么 Is that right? Guess so
I am the love of the love of my life
I was just waiting for you...
认为我们已经拥有了所需的一切 Think we've got everything we need
我们将发布到我们的社交网站 所以...一切准备就绪 We'll post to our socials so... you're all set
好吧 All right
或 如果我留下来可以吗？ Maybe... Is it okay if I stay?
哦 是的 Oh yeah
是的 当然 Yeah of course
像在自己家一样 Make yourself at home
I can't tell you now
I don't know why don't know why
And now I'll pick myself up
One more time one more time
You know I tried so long
Every time I thought I found it I was wrong...
再见 再见 Bye. Bye
嘿 嘿妈妈 Hey. Hey Mom
你好吗？ How you doing?
Hold me tight
Until I realized
I am the love of the love of my life...
有一张你给她买验孕棒的照片 There's a picture of you buying her a pregnancy test
查理！不 Charlie! No
不 那是坦克的粪便软化剂 No that was a stool softener for Tank
I ain't got nobody else on my mind...
凯特·瓦尔迪兹和她的新丈夫查理·吉尔伯特 Kat Valdez and her new husband Charlie Gilbert
我该怎么办？只需站立并微笑 Wh What do I do? Just stand and smile
查理！查理！ Charlie! Charlie!
哦 我的天 这是巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！ Oh my God it's Bastian! Bastian! Bastian!
巴斯蒂安 巴斯蒂安 巴斯蒂安！这边！这边！ Bastian Bastian Bastian! Over here! Over here!
伙计们这样 你们三个人在一起怎么样？ Guys this way. How about the three of you together?
没有硬感情的人 是吗？ No hard feelings man. Yeah?
完全没有感觉 No feelings at all
马马西塔 Mm mamacita
巴斯蒂安一号和你们三个 Bastian one with the three of you
他对你说了什么？ What did he say to you?
凯特·巴斯蒂安·查理这样！ Kat Bastian Charlie this way!
查理说了什么？看看巴斯蒂安！巴斯蒂安！ What did he say Charlie? Look Bastian! Bastian!
谢谢你们 Thank you guys
我的西班牙语有点生锈 但他说 My Spanish is a little rusty but he said
你是我见过的最美丽的女人 You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
我真是个白痴 I'm such an idiot
为什么我会有脖子纹身？ And why did I get that neck tattoo?
你没事吧？ You okay?
我很好 I'm good
现在你在哪里？ Now where are you?
巴黎的表演 Paris for a show
啊 Ah
巴黎！有是不是很奇怪 Paris! Is it weird having
世界上每个人都知道你是谁？ everyone in the world know who you are?
不 奇怪的是 No what's weird is that
世界上每个人都认为他们知道我是谁 everyone in the world thinks they know who I am
是的 我打赌 Yeah I bet
之后你要回家了吗？ And you're headed home after that?
嗯嗯 我明天回家了 Well um I'm home tomorrow
但后来我在日本有那个私人 but then I have that private in Japan
什么是私人的？ Wh What's a private?
我得到一大笔钱唱歌 I get paid a fortune to sing songs
喜欢十个疯狂的富人 to like ten insanely rich people
你认为也许他们会想要 Do you think maybe they'd want
看别人做一些数学题？ to watch someone do some math problems?
我会问 好吧 好吧 I'll ask. All right well
我会让你走 但如果你孤独 就给我打电话 I'll let you go but call me if you're lonely
你好？ Hello?
我很寂寞 I'm lonely
就像13秒一样 It's been like 13 seconds
你在刷牙吗？ Are you brushing your teeth?
是的 你要上床睡觉了吗？ Yes. Are you going to bed?
就像 8：00一样 It it's like 8:00 p.m. there
嗯 也许 Um maybe
哇 好吧 我要读 Wow. Well I'm gonna read
我不会马上睡觉 I'm not gonna go right to bed
娄怎么样？ How's Lou?
她真的很好 She's really good
她最终同意加入数学俱乐部 She finally agreed to join the math club
这让我感到高兴 因为她在数学方面非常出色 which makes me happy 'cause she's phenomenal at math
即使她不想成为 even though she doesn't want to be
好吧 也许她只是不想成为你 Well maybe she just doesn't want to be you
这是肯定的 That's for certain
但事实并非如此 But it's not really that
更多的是她害怕和 It's it's more that she's afraid and
你知道她在11岁时几乎赢得了马塔隆 you know she almost won the Mathalon when she was 11
马塔隆？是的 马塔隆 The Mathalon? Yeah the Mathalon
这有点像格莱美数学奖 It's kind of like the Grammys for math
除了观众席上有四个人 except there's like four people in the audience
啊 她在决赛中有点僵住了 Ah. She kind of froze in the finals
然后一些孩子取笑她和 and then some kids made fun of her and
我只是想让她找到她的位置 I just want her to find her place
只要给她一分钟 Just give her a minute
是的 绝对 Yeah definitely
好吧 我很高兴你很孤独 Okay well I'm glad you were lonely
我想我现在就让你上床睡觉 I guess I'll let you get to bed now
好 再见 Okay. Bye
再见 再见 So long. Adios
再见 Bye
见你 See you
是的 Yeah
好的 在完成质因数分解后 Okay after you've completed the prime factorization
识别不同的质因数 identify the distinct prime factor
好吧 听听柯立芝皮松 All right listen up Coolidge Pi thons
我是来办公事的 公园 I'm here on official business. Park
首先 谁没有签署他们的豁免书？ First of all who didn't get their waiver signed?
好了 你们两个出来了 All right you two out
嘿 你不能只是解雇我的学生 Hey y you can't just dismiss my students
是的 我可以 Yes I can
你听到了 滚 走开！ You heard me. Scram. Beat it!
现在为你们其他人 Now for the rest of you
谁知道如何遵循指示 who know how to follow direction
我带给你唯一的 I bring you the one the only
凯特 我爱你！ Kat I love you!
珀西停止大喊大叫 她就在这里 Percy stop yelling. She's right here
你好 Hi
以为你有一个私人的财富 Thought you had a private for like a fortune
我重新安排了 I rescheduled
好吧 谁有问题要问凯特？ All right who's got a question for Kat?
哦 我愿意！我愿意！我！我！ Oh I do! I do! Me! Me!
说些聪明的话 Say something smart
不要让我难堪 Don't embarrass me
呃乔治 Uh George
你真的吻过凯蒂·佩里吗？ Did you really kiss Katy Perry?
其实她吻了我 Actually she kissed me
哦 下一个 Ooh. Next
哦！ Oh!
呃 不是乔治 Uh Not George
斯宾塞 不在乎 Spencer. Don't care
为什么吉尔伯特先生比巴斯蒂安更好？ Why is Mr. Gilbert better than Bastian?
井 Well
他没有和我的助手一起欺骗我 he didn't cheat on me with my assistant
哦 Ooh
好吧 你们在中间抓住了我们 Okay you guys caught us right in the middle
我们的模拟马塔隆训练 of our mock Mathalon training
欢迎您入住并享受一点点 which you're welcome to stay and enjoy for a little bit
呃娄你起来了 Uh Lou you're up
爸爸没有 那是娄吗？ Dad no. Is that Lou?
是的 Yeah
最后 你好 Finally. Hi
我想永远遇见你 I've wanted to meet you forever
我也是 Me too
开什么玩笑？他们没见过面？ Are you kidding me? They haven't met?
不 你怎么了？ No. What is wrong with you?
嗯 他们...你已经结婚了 Well they... You're married
我们能忘记模拟的马萨隆吗？ Can we forget about the mock Mathalon?
我有一百万个问题要问 凯特 I have a million questions for Kat
是的 娄太害怕起床了 Yeah and Lou's too scared to get up
反正当着人头 in front of people anyways
让何塞闭嘴 Shut up Jose
哦 好吧 别担心 我完全明白 Oh well don't worry. I totally get it
你知道有时我不得不在竞技场前站起来 You know sometimes when I have to get up in front of an arena
与成千上万的人 我变得如此紧张 with thousands and thousands of people I get so nervous
不 我是认真的 我担心我会窒息 No I'm serious. I'm afraid I'll choke
好的梅尔拉起来凯特VMAs 2010 Okay Mel pull up Kat VMAs 2010
我想到了 哦 好的 I've got it. Oh okay
嘿谷歌 看看这个 Hey Google. Look at this
给我看一个视频 凯特 瓦尔迪兹 2010 VMA 表演 Show me a video: Kat Valdez 2010 VMA performance
Number nine yeah I'm going up
I'm getting so high
I'm not the sa...
嘿谷歌 Hey Google
够了 That's enough
是的 Yeah
我忘记了电视直播的歌词 I forgot the lyrics on live TV
到我写的一首歌 to a song that I wrote
它可能发生在任何人身上 It could happen to anybody
是的 但关键是一旦它做到了 Yeah but the point is that once it does
你总是担心你知道吗？ you're always worried you know?
如果它再次发生怎么办？ What if it happens again?
你做了什么？ What did you do?
我转移了注意力 I shifted focus
我让我的舞蹈变得如此艰难 I made my dance so hard
我所能做的就是专注于步骤 that all I could do was concentrate on the steps
所以这就像你分散了注意力一样 So it's like you distracted your mind
是的 完全 Yes. Exactly
专注于舞步让我忘记了我有多害怕 Concentrating on the dance steps made me forget how scared I was
梅尔 我们将需要一些扬声器 Mel we're gonna need some speakers
不是太大声吧？ Not too loud right?
I just got paid...
嘿！ Hey!
和两个 And two
释放你的思想和三和四 And free your mind and three and four
转弯三和四 Make a turn three and four
再次三和四 Again three and four
Don't know where we're going...
一 二 三 四 And one and two and three and four
并提出问题三和四 And ask a question three and four
活着看查克三和四 Look alive Chuck three and four
哦 好吧 Oh uh okay
娄楼 什么是43乘以101？ Lou what is 43 times 101?
4343.是的！ 4343. Yes!
是的 你着火了 是的！ Yes you're on fire. Yes!
你毁了它查理三和四 You're ruining it Charlie three and four
保持时间和三和四 Keep the time and three and four
然后转身 And turn
以斯帖什么是五阶乘？ Esther what is five factorial?
呃 120 Uh 120
是的！ Yeah!
所有有节奏的天才 All geniuses with rhythm
I just got paid...
去珀西 去珀西 Go Percy. Go Percy
去珀西 Go Percy
去特里斯滕 去特里斯滕 去特里斯滕 Go Tristen. Go Tristen. Go Tristen
去何塞 去何塞 去何塞 去何塞 Go Jose. Go Jose. Go Jose. Go Jose
去利亚 去利亚 去利亚 Go Leah. Go Leah. Go Leah
去凯特 去凯特 去凯特 去凯特 Go Kat. Go Kat. Go Kat. Go Kat
I just got paid
Give me that give me that give me that
Give me that money give me that money
♪ 给我我刚刚得到的钱 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Give me that money ♪ ♪ I just got paid ♪
Give me that give me that give me that
Give me that money give me that money
Give me that money
I just got paid.
这些词是什么？ What are the words?
呃 我还没有弄清楚 Uh I haven't figured that out yet
实际上 我越努力 就越努力 And actually the more I try the harder it gets
你知道当我无法弄清楚家庭作业的东西 You know when I can't figure out homework stuff
我爸爸说 如果你坐在问题中 my dad says If you sit in the question
答案找到你 the answer finds you
嗯 Hmm
是这样吗？ And does it?
我不知道 我 I don't know. I
我坐的时间不够长 I don't sit long enough
是的 Yeah
这也是我的问题 That's my problem too
那么你喜欢我爸爸吗？ So do you like my dad?
我的意思是他可以很烦人 I mean he can be so annoying
但他也非常聪明和善良 but he's also like really smart and nice
你知道你爸爸说你是他最好的事情 You know your dad says you're the best thing about him
这可能是真的 That's probably true
让我们把它放在这里 Let's put it right over here
哇 Whoa
所有这些东西都适合你吗？长途汽车 Is all this stuff for you? Coach
这是另一笔代言交易吗？ Is this another endorsement deal?
不 No
他们正在向为成功着装捐赠商品 They're donating merchandise to Dress for Success
这是我合作的慈善机构 which is a charity that I work with
那真是太棒了 That's awesome
你喜欢？ You like?
我爱 I love
不可能 是的 No way. Yeah
我可以吗？ Can I?
不用担心 我会还钱的 Don't worry. I'll pay them back
好的 来吧 谢谢 Okay come on. Thank you
你在这里又拿了一个袋子 里面有一些教科书 You got another bag in here with some textbooks
谢谢 开什么玩笑？ Thank you. Are you kidding?
我喜欢 I love it
我得把她送回家 什么？ I got to get her home. What?
是的 是的 已经？不 Yeah. Yeah. Already? No
好 Okay
我爱济慈 I love Keats
哦 哇 Oh. Wha
停 你在干什么？ Stop. What are you doing?
我杀了它 它不是 I killed it. It's not
听着我要说点什么 Listen I'm gonna say something
这可能会完全错误 that's probably gonna come out completely wrong
...但是没有这一切 你很美 ...but you're beautiful without all of that
唉 我的意思是无论哪种方式 你都是 Aw. I mean either way you're
好去 good to go
好去吗？好去 Good to go? Good to go
好的 我会接受的 Okay I'll take it
你是一个伟大的老师查理 You're a great teacher Charlie
那些孩子 他们很幸运能拥有你 Those kids they're lucky to have you
我不知道今天和你们在一起 I don't know hanging with you guys today
让我感觉有点正常 made me feel kind of normal
7：00前往波多黎各 Wheels up for Puerto Rico at 7:00
哦 我的坏 Oh my bad
我以为你是一个人 I thought you were by yourself
波多黎各 Puerto Rico
嗯 我的朋友 他们在那里有一家住宿加早餐酒店 所以 Um my friends they have a bed and breakfast there so
那是 That's
如果...如果巴斯蒂安是那个人 Listen if if... if Bastian is the guy
你认为你应该和你在一起 that you think you're supposed to be with
然后地狱我会开车送你去机场 then hell I'll drive you to the airport
但如果您不确定 But if you're not sure
...然后跟我来 ...then come with me
到秋天半正式明晚 to the fall semiformal tomorrow night
是的 他们需要监护人 Yeah they need chaperones
也许你需要陪伴 Maybe you need chaperoning
听我说这个 Listen I'm not saying this
作为你的丈夫 甚至作为你的朋友 as your husband or even as your friend
因为从技术上讲 我也不是 because technically I'm not either
但如果你回到巴斯蒂安 你不就是在做 but if you go back to Bastian aren't you just making
同样的错误又来了...再？ the same mistake all over again... again?
你是要我去学校跳舞吗？ Are you asking me to the school dance?
好吧 我可以在你的储物柜里留下一张纸条 但 Well I could leave a note in your locker but
...在这里 我们处于自由期 所以我想我会拍摄我的镜头 ...here we are in free period so I figured I'd take my shot
欢迎 Welcome
对不起 哦等等等 Excuse me. Oh wait wait wait
加油 好 Come on. Okay
我可以有你的左手腕吗？ Can I have your left wrist?
我的左边...好 My left wr... Okay
哦 我的天 Oh my God
多么甜蜜 How sweet
哦 我也让你这个给我 Oh and I also got you this to give me
非常感谢大家 So thank you very much
我很高兴我想到了这一点 这是我的最爱 I'm glad I thought of that. It's my favorite
你往里看 You look in
你看起来 You look
让我们去跳舞吧 Let's go to the dance
出于对先生和太太的尊重 Out of respect for Mr. and Mrs
吉尔伯特·连字符·瓦尔迪兹 Gilbert hyphen Valdez
我们希望健身房成为一个无照片区 we would like the gym to be a photo free zone
所以请在门口检查你的手机 so please check your phones at the door
你为我做了这一切？ You did all this for me?
我可能有一点帮助 I might've had a little help
你知道科菲为什么不休息一晚吗？ You know what Kofi why don't you take the night off?
当我需要你时 我会让你知道 I'll let you know when I need you
好吧 祝大家玩得开心 All right. Have a good time y'all
好 好吧 Okay. All right
监督 Unsupervised
我要通过屏幕抓取您的搜索历史记录 I'm gonna screen grab your search history
并发送给您的母亲 and send it to your mother
这是一个保证 That's a guarantee
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey
你好吗？很高兴见到你 How are you? Good to see you
杀死音乐！ Kill the music!
一二三四 A one two three four
击中它 Hit it
Marry me marry me say yes
Marry me marry me say yes...
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
你知道孩子们为流行歌星开放 You know kids opening for pop stars
这些天很大 is very big these days
I've never seen forever...
欢乐俱乐部是什么时候学会⌈嫁给我⌋的？ When did the glee club learn Marry Me?
当查理·吉尔伯特成为查理·瓦尔迪兹时 When Charlie Gilbert became Charlie Valdez
我饿了 皮茨先生 继续唱歌！ I'm hungry Mr. Pitts. Keep singing!
你是一个灵感皮茨 You're an inspiration Pitts
回到你吉尔伯特 Right back at you Gilbert
哦 我的天 他们太可爱了 Oh my God they are so adorable
呃 谢谢 Uh... Thank you
如果可以的话 If you could
嗯 是的 好吧 Um yeah okay
致乔纳森·格雷戈里·皮茨 To Jonathan Gregory Pitts
歌曲的建筑师 a fellow architect of song
好吧 让她呼吸一下 Okay let her breathe just a little bit
加油 Come on
♪ 环环 ♪ ♪ 环 环 环 ♪ ♪ Ring ring ring ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪
Church bells let 'em ring ring ring...
爱与光 Love and light
爱与光 好 切！ Love and light. Okay. Cut!
♪ 今晚今晚 ♪ 把音乐带回来！ ♪ Tonight tonight. ♪ Bring the music back!
Keep me satisfied...
那么我们有工作吗？ So do we have a job?
我们有责任吗？我们该怎么办？ Do we have duties? What do we do?
是的 我们有 我们必须监控 Yes we do. We got to monitor
我们必须指导 我们必须鼓励 We got to guide. We got to encourage
好 我们可能不得不劝阻 Okay. We might have to discourage
我们可能不得不分开 We might have to separate
也许以后...嗯？跳舞？ And maybe later... mm dance?
我不认为你想看到这一点 I don't think you want to see that
哦 我愿意 我确实希望看到 Oh I do. I do want to see that
你看到我的胸花了吗？ Did you see my corsage?
我做了 I did
嘿！ Hey!
哦 是的 我想做一个 Oh yeah I want to do one
准备？是的 Ready? Yep
好 Okay
持有此 Hold this
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
私人 A private
大家好 Hey everybody
这是我的第一个半正式 This is my first semiformal
和呃 and uh
我只想感谢你们让我崩溃 I just want to thank you guys for letting me crash
我们爱你凯特！ We love you Kat!
谢谢帕克 Thank you Parker
也爱你 Love you too
呃 你们介意我做一首歌吗？ Uh you guys mind if I do a song?
哦 我的天 哦 我的天 Oh my God. Oh my God
我实际上在我和你差不多大的时候写了这首歌 I actually wrote this song when I was about your age
这是我的第一张专辑 It was on my very first album
它被称为爱情之后 It's called After Love
你们可能不知道 You guys may not know it
我愿意！哦 你想来吗 I do! Oh. Do you want to come
在这里和我一起做吗？ up here and do it with me?
你玩吗？是的 You play? Y Yeah
让我们来做吧 Let's do it
为了歌曲的建筑师皮茨先生放弃它 Give it up for a fellow architect of song Mr. Pitts
皮兹！皮茨先生！ Pitts! Mr. Pitts!
准备？ Ready?
三四 Three four
Long nights in your car
Mornings in your arms
From five hour calls
To nothing at all
I guess I missed the signs
The writing on the wall ooh
Don't know where it all went wrong
But if this is how it's got to be
I need someone to tell me tell me tell me tell me
What comes after love?
I want to know there's something for me after us
I don't think my heart was made to break this much
Tell me there's a happy ever after love
Tell me there's a happy ever after us
I believe I believe
I believe in love
Even if even if it wasn't meant for us
I believe I believe I believe in love
I just need someone to tell me
Tell me tell me tell me
What comes after love?
I want to know there's something for me after us
I don't think my heart was made to break this much
Tell me there's a happy ever after love
Tell me there's a happy ever after us.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
非常感谢你们！ Thank you guys so much!
嗯 这是我最喜欢的新歌 Well that is my new favorite song
你以前最喜欢的歌是什么？ What was your old favorite song?
嗯......我不知道 Um... I don't know
这可能有点太前卫了 你无法处理 this might be a little too edgy for you to handle
但是当我妈妈生病时 我们看了很多音乐剧 but when my mom was sick we watched a lot of musicals
她最喜欢的是卡米洛特 and her favorite was Camelot
毫米 Mm
你知道这就像⌈权力的游戏⌋ You know it was like Game of Thrones
但减少裸体和谋杀 but less nudity and murder
更多音乐和天鹅绒 More music and velvet
但无论如何 当兰斯洛特 But anyway when Lancelot
想告诉盖尼维尔他的感受 wants to tell Guenevere how he feels
而不是说我想和你在一起 instead of saying I want to be with you
他说我们要分手了 这是不可避免的 he says We're gonna split up. It's inevitable
这有点令人沮丧 That's a little depressing
不 当你听到它 No not when you hear it
如果我离开你 那就不会在夏天了 If ever I were to leave you it wouldn't be in summer
If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be in summer
Seeing you in summer I never would go
这很好 是的 It's nice. Yeah
Your hair streaked with sunlight
Your lips red as flame...
和我一起跳舞 不 我不跳舞 Dance with me. No I don't dance
加油 和我一起跳舞 Come on. Dance with me
只是一点点 Just a little bit
我们开始吧 There we go
How could it be in autumn?
How I'd leave in autumn
I never would know...
我们不应该听巴里·怀特或德雷克的话吗？ Shouldn't we be listening to Barry White or Drake
...或者你听的任何东西 ...or whatever it is you listen to
当你即将知道的时候 when you're about to you know
为了什么？ To what?
井 Well
好吧 我不想假设 Well I don't want to presume
我即将度过我生命中最美好的夜晚 that I'm about to have the best night of my life
但如果我是 我不想对罗伯特·古莱特这样做 but if I am I don't want to do it to Robert Goulet
我喜欢 I like it
是吗？ You do?
When you catch the fire's glow
好多 A lot
If ever I would leave you
How could it be in springtime
Knowing how in spring
I'm bewitched by you so?
Oh no not in springtime...
这很聪明吗？ Is this smart?
我想我们在六周前就离开了聪明人 I think we left smart six weeks ago
上午 上午 Morning. Morning
感谢神 你在这里 Thank God you're here
因为我确实只有一分钟的时间： 'Cause I did have just a minute of:
她走了吗？她离开了吗？ Is she gone? Did she leave?
我就像神一样 I was like God just
我知道你们摇滚明星行动迅速 I know you rock stars move fast
去下一个小镇就像只是爱 on to the next town like just love
天啊 这里拿来 Oh God. Here take it
嘿 Hey
嘿 昨晚怎么样？ Hey how was last night?
了不起 等 你在哪里？ Amazing. Wait. Where are you?
你和呃...是的 查理 Are you with uh... Yeah. Charlie
还？还 Still? Still
查理 还 Charlie. Still
让我们把它移到星期二 Let's just move that to Tuesday
但他们在期待你 But they're expecting you
不好意思 只要告诉他们不 Sorry. Just tell 'em no
好 好 Okay. Okay
我稍后会给你打电话 I'll call you later
我听说你刚刚为我重新安排了你的一天吗？ Did I hear you just rearranging your day for me?
或 Maybe
不客气 And you're welcome
谢谢 Thank you
你和妈？ You and your mom?
是的 在康尼岛 Yeah at Coney Island
奇迹之轮 The Wonder Wheel
好吧 我们实际上称之为许愿轮 Well we actually called it the wishing wheel
是的 我们喜欢去那里 Yeah. We loved going out there
虽然上次我带她出去了 Although the last time that I took her out there
它被关闭了 因为它是冬天 it was closed 'cause it was winter
就像她去世前一样 It was like right before she passed away
哦 对不起 不 不 Oh I'm sorry. No no
没关系 我喜欢谈论她 It It's okay. I like talking about her
它发生在不久前 当时娄像五岁 但 It happened a while ago when Lou was like five but
他们肯定要一起度过一些美好的时光 they definitely got to spend some good times together
我在娄身上看到的她太多真是太疯狂了 And it's crazy how much of her I see in Lou
你认为她会喜欢我吗？ You think she would've liked me?
不 No
什么？ What?
是的 她会爱你的 Yes she would've loved you
她会认为你很棒 She would've thought you were amazing
我的意思是她可能会质疑一些事情 I mean she might have questioned a few things
她非常 She was very
嗯 她非常自给自足 Well she was very self sufficient
好吧 我就像最自给自足的人 Well I'm like the most self sufficient
地球上的人 person on the planet
我的意思是我在一天内做的事情比...不 我知道 I mean I do more things in one day than... No I know
我知道你有 我不是说 I know you do. I'm not saying that
我是说你有很多人 I'm saying you have a lot of people
你知道处理事情的方式 you know kind of handling things
获得帮助没有错 There's nothing wrong with having help
我的意思是这并不意味着我无助 I mean it doesn't mean I'm helpless
这只是意味着我的盘子里有很多东西 It just means that I have a lot of things on my plate
我知道 但你可能不需要那么多人帮助你 I know but you might not need as many people helping you
正如您认为的那样 as you think you do
那你说什么？ So what are you saying?
你想让我尝试独处吗？ You want me to try being alone?
因为我现在可以一个人去 Because I could go be alone right now
不不 让我们说清楚 No no uh let's be clear
孤独意味着没有帮助 没有我 孤独 Alone means without help not alone without me
等 Wait
这是一个挑战吗？ Is this a challenge?
现在你明白了 Now you get it
你在挑战我什么？是的 哦 是的 What are you challenging me? Yeah. Oh yeah
是的 但让我们把它变成一个真正的挑战好吗？ Yeah but let's make it a real challenge okay?
好 这意味着没有门卫 Okay. That means without doormen
没有是的梅丽莎 好 Without yes Melissa. Fine
没有厨师 Without cooks
没有清洁剂 没有延长发剂 without cleaners without hair extenders
是的 这很严重 Yeah this is serious
无需活体喂养 Without live feeding
无需不断的拍摄更新 Without constant filming updates
没有那些小东西 逝 Without all that little stuff. Gone
好 我能做到 Okay. I can do that
好 你要做什么？ Okay. What are you gonna do?
钥匙我...你知道我会在那里 Me? I'm... You know I'm gonna be there
我要监视 I'm gonna monitor
毫米 Mm
不错的尝试伙伴 Nice try buddy
好 什么？ Okay. What?
你将进入社交媒体 You're gonna get on social media
不 是的 No. Yes
来吧...这是关于你的 Come on that's... This is about you
你要去社交媒体 You're gonna go on social media
你将拥有Snapchat Instagram和TikTok You're gonna have Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok
你要跳舞！是的！这是关于你的 You're gonna do a dance! Yes! This is about you
不要翻转它 不听 Don't flip it. No listen
你为什么这么有判断力？ Why are you so judgmental?
太疯狂了 It's so crazy
不用看 这将是一件好事 No look this is gonna be a great thing
对于作为老师的您来说 这是一个了不起的平台 It's an amazing platform for you as a teacher
认真地 Seriously
如果你不这样做 我就没有这样做 If you don't do it I'm not doing it
好 Okay
所以这是你的小度假？ So this is your little getaway?
不 它已锁定 Nope. It's locked
下面什么都没有？ Nothing under there?
唉 当当当 Gosh. Dang it
杰夫你能 Jeff can you
不不 这是作弊 No no th that's cheating
加油 你要做什么？ Come on. What are you gonna do?
你有一个小问题 You got a little problem
有时你不得不让步 Sometimes you just got to concede
没关系 It's okay
你真的很想赢 You really like to win
是的！ Yes!
来？ Coming?
很抱歉我找不到酒杯 I'm sorry I couldn't find the wine glasses
它更好 It's better
客厅 Living room
呃这个 Ugh this
呃不 声音 Uh no. Sound
哦 我的天 Oh my God
天呐！这是谁的房子？ Jesus! Whose house is this?
嗯 这实际上可能很好 Well that actually could be nice
抵消破碎的窗户吹来的微风 to offset the breeze from the broken window
我们可以制作羊肚菌 我喜欢 羊肚菌 We can make s'mores. I like s'mores
我也是 是的 Me too. Yeah
What comes after love...
我要自己给我们做这些冰沙 I am going to make us these smoothies all by myself
I don't think my heart was made to break this much
Tell me there's a happy ever after us...
我想你可能已经忘记了这一点 I think you may have forgotten this
天呐 他有一个45分钟的帐户 Jesus he's had an account for 45 minutes
他已经有五十万粉丝 and he already has half a million followers
哦 我的天 看 五十万？ Oh my God. Look. Half a million?
现在你需要自己的网页 Now you need your own web page
已在 wix.com 上创建 Already created it on Wix.com
数字涅瓦谎言 Numbers Neva Lie
哦 太完美了 这是个好主意 Oh that's perfect. That is a good one
我喜欢这一点 你喜欢吗？是的 是的 我喜欢它 I love that. Do you love that? Yeah yeah I do like it
那么 您希望标题是G先生吗？ So what do you want your caption to be Mr. G?
如果您坐在问题中 If you sit in the question
答案会找到你 the answer will find you
对不起 我在Instagram上查看了这个人 Sorry I was checking out this guy on Instagram
哦 我应该嫉妒吗？ Oh. Should I be jealous?
他听起来很有趣 很帅 He sounds very interesting and handsome
只是发布所有这些数学的东西 Just posting about all this math stuff
哦 其中之一 Oh one of those
给你带了个苹果 Brought you an apple
生日快乐第一部分 Happy birthday part one
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you
是的 在我上一个生日 Yeah on my last birthday
我在波科诺斯参加一个数学会议 I was at a math conference in the Poconos
哦！ Oh!
我有很多东西要辜负 是的 I have a lot to live up to. Yes
打开！好 Open it! Okay
像手帕或 Like a handkerchief or
转身 Turn around
哦 这是一个眼罩 Oh it's a blindfold
哦 Oh
我有点吃惊 I'm a little taken aback
我不知道这是你的事 I uh didn't know this was your thing
但无论你是什么...到 嘘 but whatever you're... into. Shh
好吧 直接前进 好 Okay straight ahead. Okay
我不得不说我越来越兴奋 I got to say I'm getting excited
你应该是 好 You should be. Okay
等待转身 Wait turn around
这不是皮纳塔 It's not a piñata
或 好 Maybe. Okay
就是这样 That's it right there
这就是我需要你的地方 是的 哦 是的 That's where I need you. Yeah. Oh yeah
准备好了吗？好 You ready? Okay
生日快乐 Happy birthday
不 No
如何？ How?
我认识一个认识一个男人的人 I know a guy who knows a guy
加油 Come on
好了 我们就在许愿轮上 Okay so we're on the wishing wheel
是的 继续 Yes. Go ahead
凯完成了 'Kay done
该你了 许愿 Your turn. Make a wish
我已经明白了 I already got it
Since you came around
You're testing my faith
I'm praying out loud
是的 Yeah
I feel it in my chest...
21!是的！ 21! Yes!
是的！ Yeah!
是的！嘿 Yeah! Hey
加油 好 抱歉抱歉 Come on. Okay. Sorry sorry
美好的一天 你们 Great day you guys
我们完成了 拿起你的东西 We are finished. Grab your stuff
我准备好了 I'm ready
你是 你会变得很棒 You are. You're gonna be great
哟 那是巴斯蒂安吗？了不起 谢谢 Yo is that Bastian? Amazing. Thanks
唷 孩子们怎么了？哦 我的天 巴斯蒂安！ Yo. What's up kids? Oh my God Bastian!
等等 这是怎么回事？ Wait what's going on?
他坚持要来 He insisted on coming
嘿 现在来吧 你的父母在外面等你 Hey come on now. Your parents are waiting for you outside
好 再见吧 伙计们 见你 再见 Okay. See you later guys. See you. Bye
我试图给你一个提醒 I tried to give you a heads up
但有人没有接听她的电话 but somebody wasn't answering her phone
不 不 学校没有电话 No no. There are no phones at school
你们在这里做什么？您已获得提名 What are you guys doing here? You got nominated
格莱美最佳流行歌手 for Best Pop Vocal Performance at the Grammys
什么？！ What?!
跟我结婚 Marry Me
是的 哦 我的天！我们获得了提名！ Yeah. Oh my God! We got nominated!
你能相信吗？祝贺 Can you believe it? Congratulations
哦 我的天 是的！祝贺 Oh my God yes! Congratulations
是的 哦 我的天 哇 Yes. Oh my God. Wow
真不敢相信 I can't believe this
这只是时间问题宝贝 It was only a matter of time babe
哦 我的天 你应该告诉她 Oh my God. You should tell her
哦 是的 苏乌姆·巴斯蒂安演唱会 Oh yeah. So um Bastian's concert
周五在麦迪逊广场花园正在流媒体 at Madison Square Garden on Friday is streaming
跨多个平台 因此有大量的曝光 across multiple platforms so there's loads of exposure
是的 他认为我们可以 Yeah he thought we could
给大家一个惊喜 嫁给我 surprise everyone and do Marry Me
右 现在选票将在下周公布 Right. Now the ballots are out next week
从那以后 再也没有人见过你们两个在一起了 and nobody's seen you two together since
嗯 你知道一段时间 well you know a while
嗯 Um
你知道我们没有...我们没有 You know we don't... we don't have any
镇上的舞者 不 不 不 of the dancers in town. No no no
这是很短的通知 我不 It's short notice. I I don't
不 但等待 但我们可以做民谣版本 No but wait. But we can do the ballad version
我们想在仪式后发布的那个 The one that we wanted to release after the ceremony
我不认识塞巴斯蒂安 I don't know Sebastian
塞巴斯蒂安？ Sebastian?
加油 塞巴斯蒂安？ Come on. Sebastian?
那是他的真名 That's his real name
看我能只是 Look can I just
我知道这是一点点 I I know this is a little
我不是想在这里做一件事 I'm not trying to make a thing here
但这是你要结婚的歌 but this is the song that you were gonna get married to
这对我来说是巨大的 This is huge for me
完全 完全 Totally. Totally
你应该来 我要你来 You should come. I want you to come
你打算和我们一起去吗？ Are you gonna come with us?
右 好 我的意思是它是 Right. Okay. I mean it's
这没什么大不了的 it's not a big deal
提名是 The nomination is
所以请不要生气 So please don't be upset
我只是个混蛋 I I'm just being a jerk
对不起 And I'm sorry
我只是想让你记住 颁奖典礼是胡说八道 I just want you to remember award shows are bullshit
你不需要他们告诉你你有多好 and you don't need them to tell you how good you are
我知道 I know
帮我一个忙 Just do me a favor
不要说塞巴斯蒂安 Don't say Sebastian
再见宝贝 See you babe
一会见 嘿 See you soon. Hey
我们必须安排乐队排练 We got to schedule a band rehearsal
和衣柜配件 好 and a wardrobe fitting. Okay
现在？现在是的 Now? Yes now
是的 好 你很好？ Yes. Okay. You good?
我很好 是否确定？ I'm good. Are you sure?
好的 我会给你打电话的 Okay I'll call you
这将是如此令人兴奋！ This is gonna be so exciting!
嘿 Hey
你没事吧？是的 You okay? Yeah
只是保持坦克公司 Just keeping Tank company
好狗 Good dog
你害怕她会重新爱上巴斯蒂安 You're afraid she'll fall back in love with Bastian
甩掉你？ and dump you?
不 No
是的 Yeah
我也会害怕的 I'd be afraid of that too
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you very much
谢谢 嗯 Thank you. Um
今晚我有个小惊喜给你 I have a little surprise for you tonight
有一个女人 There is a woman
谁是我的心 who's been my heart
和我最大的灵感 and my biggest inspiration
她永远是我的家人 She always gonna be my family
我们总是会有 And we're always gonna have
跟我结婚 Marry Me
人群的香蕉 Crowd's going bananas
我知道 I know
我不知道我是否会说香蕉 但 I don't know if I'd say bananas but
I've never seen forever
I've never seen forever in the wild
But now I'm lookin' now I'm lookin' in its eyes
Baby you're my shelter
Shelter from a broken paradise
I couldn't dream it any better if I tried
True love gotta ring ring ring
Church bells let 'em ring ring ring
You're the queen I'll be the king king king
For life for life for love
Marry me marry me say yes
For the rest the rest of your life
I'm a fly her off to Vegas
We could tie it up tonight no patience
Take my last name put it where your name is
Have they ever seen a love this famous?
They never no they never
This forever ever ever ever ever
Ain't nobody do it better better better
Every song we getting better
True love gotta ring ring ring
Ooh we gotta
Church bells let 'em ring ring ring
Ooh they gotta
This queen need a king king king
For life for life for life
♪ 为了生活♪ ♪是的 ♪ ♪ For life ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
True love gotta ring ring ring
♪ 敲响♪ ♪教堂的钟声 ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪ ♪ Church bells ♪
Let 'em ring ring ring
Ring ring
Angels gonna sing sing sing
Tonight tonight tonight baby
Marry me marry me say yes
Marry me marry me say yes for the rest
♪ 你的余生♪ ♪嫁给我宝贝 ♪ ♪ The rest of your life ♪ ♪ Marry me baby ♪
Marry me marry me say yes
For the rest the rest of your life
Baby
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma marry me
Won't you marry me baby?
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma marry me
I want you in my life so bad
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma marry me
Won't you love me baby?
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma marry me
Ooh
Ah ah ah.
把你的屁股带到花园 Get your ass to the Garden
是的！ Yes!
是的 姿势 我们成功了 Yeah. Pose. We did it
我们看起来真好！ We look so good!
你们的化学反应不尽如人意 You guys's chemistry is off the charts
来吧 伙计们 让我们来做吧 Come on guys. Let's do it
观众也感受到了 And the audience felt it
你知道的？是的 You know? Yeah
嘿 哦 我的天 Hey. Oh my God
我不知道你会来 嘿 I didn't know you were coming. Hey
不 我不是 然后我就像 No I wasn't and then I was like
我要到那里去 然后 I'm gonna get down there and and
但我没有通行证 but I didn't have a pass
所以我一开始无法进入 然后幸运的是 so I couldn't get in at first and then luckily
有人看到我 他们把我带到后台 someone saw me and they brought me backstage
然后把我带到这里 and then brought me over here
所以你没看到它？ So you didn't see it?
不 不 我做了 我做了 是的 No no I did. I did. Yeah
呃 你喜欢吗？ Uh did you like it?
我...我觉得这太棒了 I I... I thought it was amazing
我真的为你感到高兴 I I was really happy for you
我觉得你很棒 I think you're amazing
你们能...你知道的 好吧 我们会在这里 Can you guys... You know fine we'll go over here
哦 是的 Oh yeah
很棒 它是 It was great. It was
社交媒体正在爆炸式增长 Social media is exploding
呃...他们甚至说你们又在一起了 It's uh... They're even saying you guys are back together
好吧 如果社交媒体说这是真的 那一定是真的 Well if social media says it's true it must be true
等等 你还好吗？ Wait are you okay?
是的 不 我很好 我很好 我只是 Yeah no I'm good. I'm good. I'm just
我在这里看着你 它...一切都解决了 I'm looking at you here and it... it all worked out
我的意思是甚至没有人记得崩溃 I mean no one even remembers the meltdown
我知道 这太疯狂了吧？ I know. It's crazy right?
我真的为你感到高兴 I'm really happy for you
您应得的 You deserve it
你真的做到了 You really do
神啊 他会唱歌 God he can sing
Dame un segundo un segundo chance...
第二次机会⌈葡语⌋ Segundochance
那是什么？第二次机会？ What what is that? Second chances?
这只是一首歌 It's just a song
或 Maybe
也许还有更多的东西 Maybe it's something more
这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
看我知道这是一件大事 Look I know this is a big deal
这就是为什么我想来这里 and that's why I wanted to come down here
但我不适合 but I don't fit
我认为这在客观上是相当真实的 And I think that's objectively pretty true
而且我们不需要公关...那你说什么？ And we don't need to pr... So what are you saying?
看看我是否对自己诚实 Look if I'm being honest with myself
我真的...我真的来到这里 I real... I really came down here
只是说这个...我认为这行不通 just to say that this... I don't think this works
我可以喝一瓶轩尼诗X.O吗？是的？ Can I have a bottle of Hennessy X.O? Yeah?
你和我分手了吗？ Are you breaking up with me?
卡塔琳娜 凯特 Katarina. Kat
凯特来这里 Kat come here
过来这里 没关系 去 Come here. It's okay. Go
去 不 Go. No
过来这里 你说什么？ Come here. What are you saying?
告诉我你...嘿 来吧 Tell me what you... Hey come on
你什么意思？每个人都在给你打电话 What what do you mean? Everybody's calling you
没什么 稍后再谈 It's nothing. Talk later
去 去 宝贝 来这里 Go. Go. Come here baby
没事的 继续前进 It's fine. Keep going
加油 凯特！凯特！凯特！ Come on. Kat! Kat! Kat!
凯特！凯特！凯特！凯特！凯特！ Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat!
伙计们举起你的眼镜 Guys raise your glasses
致今晚使这一切成为可能的女人 to the woman who made all this possible tonight
致您 To you
致你 凯特 To you Kat
萨卢德 盐水 Salud. Salud
萨卢德·萨卢德 Salud salud
是的 干杯！ Yes cheers!
这是给你的凯特！ It's for you Kat!
Always knew you
Even when I didn't know you
Don't make sense but it do
I was on my way to you
Every teardrop fell so heavy
Hurt like hell but heaven sent me through
I was on my way to you
And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road
Pointing me straight just taking me home
I was never lost
I was just passing through
I was on my way to you
Hope was hopeless faith was running
Didn't notice you were coming through
You were on your way too
And you don't believe in meant to be
But somehow you were meant for me it's true
Yeah you were on your way too
Every heartbreak was a yellow brick road
Pointing me straight just taking me home
I was never lost
I was just passing through
I was on my way to you
I was on my way to you oh
I'm on my way on my way to you
On my way
On my way to you
On my way
On my way to you oh
I'm on my way I'm on my way
On my way
On my way to you
On my way
On my way to you oh
And every heartbreak was a yellow brick road
Pointing me straight just taking me home
I was never lost
I was just passing through
On my way to you
On my way
♪ 在我去找你♪ ♪的路上哦...♪ ♪ On my way to you ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪
On my way on my way to you
On my way
On my way to you
Oh my darling
I'm on my way.
来吧查理 别傻了 Come on Charlie. Don't be stupid
好吧 这有点晚了 Well it's a little late for that
你还有另一个 请接受 You got another one. Take it please
它是向学校制作的 It it's made out to the school
只是感觉有点不合时宜 It just feels a little unseemly
我这样做不是为了钱 我知道 I didn't do it for the money. I know
但是 如果您不进行检查 则婚前协议不具有约束力 but if you don't take the check then the prenup's not binding
你可以卖掉你的故事 You could sell your story
你可以写一本书 You could write a book
这就是你对我的看法吗？ Is that what you think of me?
哦 来吧查理 Oh come on Charlie
我支持你 I was rooting for you
我希望它能起作用 全世界都希望它 I wanted it to work. The whole world wanted it to
我很抱歉让你和世界失望 I'm sorry to disappoint you and the world
你让自己失望了 You're disappointing yourself
我在保护自己 I'm protecting myself
我无法摆脱她 I can't get away from her
总是有一张海报 维他命 或广告牌 There's always a poster a Vitamix or a billboard
你知道他们没有在一起吗？ You know they're not together?
也许不是 Maybe not
但是科林你能帮我一个忙吗？ But Colin can you do me a favor?
当她弄清楚这一切时 你会在她身边吗？ Will you be there for her when she figures it all out?
她需要有人 She's gonna need someone
在周五的节目中 我们将谈论 On Friday's show we'll be talking
美丽的凯特·瓦尔迪兹 to the beautiful Kat Valdez
关于她的新热门单曲⌈On My Way⌋ about her new hit single On My Way
与一个特别的惊喜客人 你不会想错过 with a special surprise guest that you won't want to miss
晚上 晚上 Night. Night
...通过钳口咬合建立 ...established by jaw snapping
头撞或拍尾巴 headbutting or tail slapping
物理优势确立了领导者的地位 Physical dominance establishes the leader
豆荚可以在多达数百只海豚的群中旅行 Pods can travel in herds of up to hundreds of dolphins
可以覆盖80英里 and can cover 80 miles
马塔隆 小孩 和 马塔隆人 Mathalon baby with the Mathalonians
前往伊利诺伊州皮奥里亚 嘿 Headed to Peoria Illinois. Hey
来找你 Coming to get ya
等等 你在做什么？哦 我们活着 Wait what are you doing? Oh we're live
说一些聪明或诙谐或呃数字 Say something smart or witty or uh numeric
5000 人正在观看 5000 people are watching
再见 Bye
查尔斯 我是认真的 Charles. I'm serious
嗯 我不能 关掉 Um I can't. Turn it off
你会在某个时候再次变得有趣吗？ Are you at some point gonna be fun again?
我从来都不好玩 I was never fun
这是真的 反正我爱你 That's true and I love you anyway
你知道你不会总是有这种感觉 You know you're not always gonna feel this way
你很幸运你做到了 我们本来要离开的 没有你 You're lucky you made it. We were gonna leave without you
帕克 不 我们不是 Parker. No we weren't
来吧 让我们去珀西 我们绝对是 Come on let's go Percy. We absolutely were
我爱你和查理作为一对夫妇 I loved you and Charlie as a couple
你们还是朋友吗？ Are you still friends?
如果我问你这个问题可以吗？ Is it okay if I ask you that?
是的 Yeah
嗯 确定 Um sure
是的 Yeah
他似乎是最甜美的人 He seems like the sweetest man
你知道我实际上给他发了DM You know I actually DMed him
祝他明天在马塔隆好运 to wish him luck on his Mathalon tomorrow
他从未明显回答过 He never answered obviously
玛塔隆的明天？ Mathalon's tomorrow?
是的 Yeah
嘿 Hey
我会解决这个问题 I'll just fix that
谢谢 Thank you
哦 我喜欢这样 嗯 谢谢 Oh I like that. Mm. Thank you
好 Nice
所以我们一直...我们一直 So we've been... we've been
在灌木丛周围跳动 我认为 beating around the bush and I think that
我们应该直截了当地说出来 we should get right down to it
我的意思是我们都知道你们不在一起 I mean we all know that you guys are not together
呃 但你为彼此写了⌈嫁给我⌋ uh yet you wrote Marry Me for each other
额 巴斯蒂安为凯特写了第二次 Uh Bastian wrote Segundo for Kat
凯特为巴斯蒂安写了⌈在我的路上⌋ Kat wrote On My Way for Bastian
我会说下一首歌应该是呃 I'd say the next song should probably be uh
来吧！我说的对吗？ Come On Already! Am I right?
让我们看看我们是否能得到这两个人 Let's see if we can get these two guys
当我们回来时唱一点浪漫的二重奏 to sing a little romantic duet when we come back
哦 哦 Ooh. Ooh
不要更改该频道 Do not change that channel
我没有为巴斯蒂安写⌈在我的路上⌋ I didn't write On My Way for Bastian
对不起吉米 I'm sorry Jimmy
我知道现在是顿悟的不合时宜的时刻 但是 I know it's an inopportune time to have an epiphany but
我不想回去 I don't want to go back
有人告诉我 如果你在问题中坐得足够长 Someone told me that if you sit in the question long enough
答案找到你 the answer finds you
答案是 And the answer is
我不想一遍又一遍地犯同样的错误 I don't want to keep making the same mistakes over and over
我想要一些不同的东西 I want something different
过来这里 Come here
所以我猜没有浪漫的二重奏 So I'm guessing no romantic duet
嘿 凯特！哇哇哇 Hey. Kat! Whoa whoa whoa
那是凯特 瓦尔迪兹 凯特！凯特等等！这边！ That's Kat Valdez. Kat! Kat wait! Over here!
你要去哪里？凯特嘿！怎么样 一枪呵呵？ Where you going? Kat hey! How about a shot huh?
皮奥里亚 Peoria
我给你买一架飞机 不 I'll get you a plane. No
我想自己做这个好吗？ I want to do this by myself okay?
不能那么难 凯特来吧 Can't be that hard. Kat come on
凯特 你要去哪里？再拍一次怎么样？ Kat where you headed? How about another shot?
带我去机场 Take me to the airport
再见！ Bye!
嘿 Hey
那不是我们的车 That's not our car
哇 那是凯特·瓦尔迪兹吗？ Whoa. Is that Kat Valdez?
哦 我的天 凯特·瓦尔迪兹？ Oh my God. Kat Valdez?
你是对的 她在这里做什么？ You're right. What's she doing here?
不好意思 飞往皮奥里亚的最后一班转机航班 Sorry. The last connecting flight to Peoria
通过芝加哥 但全部售罄 is through Chicago but it's all sold out
如果您明天飞行 If you fly tomorrow
今晚 它必须是今晚 Tonight. It has to be tonight
马塔隆将于明天中午结束 The Mathalon will be over by noon tomorrow
我答应我会在那里 and I promised I'd be there
我会给任何人5 000美元 让他们待命到芝加哥 I will give anyone $5000 for their standby slot to Chicago
这是非法的 您不能购买别人的机票 It's illegal. You can't buy someone else's ticket
你不能？凯特 You can't? Kat
您知道买别人的机票是非法的吗？ Did you know it's illegal to buy someone else's ticket?
嗯 是的 每个人都这样做 Uh yeah. Everyone does
现在我不能给你买飞机 Now I can't get you a plane
但是我们为您提供了最后一张可用的机票 but we got you the last available ticket
它在教练 It's in coach
你是一个救命稻草 是的 You're a lifesaver. Yeah yeah
告诉我 你到达那里后好吗？ Tell me that after you get there okay?
所以有你的护照和一些钱 So there's your passport and some money
去寻找你的答案 Go find your answer
好 继续 Okay. Go on
再见 Bye
女士们 先生们 由于 Ladies and gentlemen due to
寒冷的天气条件和一些强烈的逆风 freezing weather conditions and some strong headwinds
我们将比平时飞行更长的时间 we will be in flight a little longer than usual
但我们会在早上送你到那里 but we will get you there by morning
对不起 小姐 Excuse me miss
我想在整个航班上购买香槟和鱼子酱 I'd like to buy champagne and caviar for the whole flight
对不起 我们只有火腿卷奶酪块 I'm sorry. We only have ham wraps cheese cubes
和米歇尔布·奥特 and Michelob ULTRA
好吧 那么火腿卷和米歇尔布 极端主义者 Okay well then ham wraps and Michelob ULTRA
奶酪块呢？ What about the cheese cubes?
确定 奶酪块也是 为什么不呢？ Sure. Cheese cubes too. Why not?
嗯 谁也想卖给我一件很重的冬衣？ Um also who wants to sell me a very heavy winter coat?
呃 答案是九？ Uh the answer is nine?
这个答案是正确的 That answer is correct
这一轮进入柯立芝皮松 This round goes to the Coolidge Pi thons
尼斯·埃丝特 Nice Esther
干得好 Good job
去以斯帖！ Go Esther!
开着车的人在哪里？ Where are the people with the cars?
对不起 先生 你有手机充电器吗？ Excuse me sir. Do you have a phone charger?
我需要...不 不好意思 I I need... No. Sorry
我愿意 你 I do. You
科林这样称呼我 Colin called me so
查理在这里吗？ Is Charlie here?
你知道我没有告诉他我要来 You know I didn't tell him I was coming
我不想在大日子里和他搞砸 以防万一 I didn't want to screw with him on the big day in case
你知道他不擅长来来回回 You know he's not good with the back and forth
所以我得问你凯特你是 so I got to ask you Kat are you
这是真的吗？ Is this for real?
好吧 我在法伦走了出来 Well I walked out on Fallon
在皮奥里亚冻结我的脚趾 所以 to freeze my toes off in Peoria so
优秀的点 Excellent point
我叫了一辆优步 I called an Uber
47 分钟？ 47 minutes?
什么？ What?
我们不会成功 We're not gonna make it
他们不是已经开始了吗？ Didn't they already start?
我们应该搭便车吗？我不知道是什么 Should we hitch a ride? I don't know what
等！ Wait!
这个女人这个超级巨星这个偶像 This woman this superstar this icon
穿着细高跟鞋在教练中飞行 has flown in coach in stilettos
赢回她生命中那不可思议的爱情 to win back the unlikely love of her life
她不顾一切地爱她 who against all odds she loves
他爱她 And he loves her
他做对了吗？ He does right?
完全 Completely
你说的下一件事将不仅预测他们的未来 The next thing you say will forecast not just their future
而是任何曾经相信过的人的未来 but the future of of anyone who ever believed
在信仰飞跃的魔力中 in the magic of a leap of faith
看 她会给你一千美元 Look... She'll give you a thousand dollars
答案是15 The answer is 15
答案是正确的 The answer is correct
五点三位一体分子 是的！ Five points Trinity Numerators. Yes!
是的！得到他们！ Yes! Get 'em!
祝贺 Congratulations
休息后 After a break
我们正在走向猝死回合 we're moving to a sudden death round
在三届冠军之间 between the three time champions
三位一体分子...是的！ Trinity Numerators... Yes!
...和首次入围决赛的柯立芝·皮松斯 ...and the first time finalists Coolidge Pi thons
猝死 Sudden death
哦 爆炸 Ooh. Blast off
首先是卢 戈贝尔为柯立芝派 金枪鱼 First up Lou Gilbert for the Coolidge Pi thons
项链最好祈祷 Choker better pray
闭嘴 Shut up
你在笑吗？ You laughing at that?
看 Look
我不想让你难堪 I don't want to embarrass you
我知道那是你的女儿 I know that's your daughter
是的？我去年见过她 Yeah? I saw her last year
她有舞台恐惧症 She's got stage fright
我女儿的罚款 My daughter's fine
看 我只是觉得也许对你来说会更容易 Look I just think maybe it would be easier on you
如果你们刚刚丢掉了冠军 if you guys just conceded the title
承认？嗯嗯嗯 Concede? Mm hmm
给你奖杯？不 Give you the trophy? No
这更像是你把自己从羞辱中拯救出来 It's more like you save yourself from humiliation
哼？ Huh?
好吧 蜷缩起来 来吧 Okay huddle up. Here we go
所以乌姆教练卢尼·图恩斯在那边想知道 So um Coach Looney Tunes over there wants to know
如果我们只想丢球 把奖杯给他 if we just want to concede and give him the trophy
不！这甚至没有意义 No! That doesn't even make sense
是的 连续四个宝宝 Yeah. Four in a row baby
我们去向他展示皮松是怎么回事？ How about we go show him what the Pi thons are all about?
是的！ Yeah!
娄你准备好了吗？ Lou you ready for this?
看我 Watch me
下一个答案将确定 This next answer will determine
柯立芝·皮松是否赢得马塔隆 whether the Coolidge Pi thons win the Mathalon
卢·吉尔伯特 Lou Gilbert
是的 娄 去娄！ Yes Lou. Go Lou!
来吧娄 你得到了这个 Come on Lou. You got this
来吧娄 你得到了这个 来吧娄 Come on Lou. You got this. Come on Lou
周长为 8 派 的圆刻在椭圆中 A circle with perimeter eight pi is inscribed in an ellipse
其宽度是其高度的两倍 whose width is twice its height
以平方单位表示的椭圆面积是多少？ What is the area of the ellipse in square units?
你知道这一点 下定决心 You know this. Set your mind to it
她明白了 She's got it
是的 她 Yeah she
有人知道一个好的扼流圈吗？ Anyone know a good choke?
嘿 请安静 Hey. Quiet please
请尊重马塔隆人 Please respect the Mathalonians
这不公平 It's not fair
失败者！ Loser!
我试图保护你免受此害 I tried to protect you from this
停下 Stop it
和我们一起住 卢 Stay with us Lou
不要让它进入你的脑海！ Don't let it get in your head!
楼 Lou
这到底是怎么回事？ What the hell is this?
哦 我的天 Oh my God
你们这儿结束了！ You guys it's over here!
笨蛋！ Dork!
是的 吉尔伯特先生 好主意 Yeah Mr. Gilbert. Good idea
是的 就是这样 吉尔伯特先生 Yeah that's it Mr. Gilbert
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah
没问题 You got it
加油！ Come on!
加油 异议 他在数数 Come on. Objection. He's counting
他在跳舞你这个疯子 He's dancing you lunatic
那是凯特·瓦尔迪兹 That's Kat Valdez
哦 我的天哪 我要死了 Oh my gosh. I'm gonna die
加油 加油 Come on. Come on
我相信你！ I believe in you!
32 派！ 32 pi!
答案是正确的 是的！ The answer is correct. Yes!
但是计时器已过 But the timer's elapsed
三位一体分子保持其国家地位 The Trinity Numerators retain their national status
我们将重新召开会议 We'll reconvene
在十分钟内进行颁奖典礼 是的！ in ten minutes for the awards presentation. Yeah!
嘿 没关系娄 Hey it's okay Lou
连续四年！ Four years in a row!
连续四年！连续四年！ Four years in a row! Four years in a row!
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey
我为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you
爸爸 我又输了 不 没关系 Dad I lost again. No it doesn't matter
首先 你做对了 简直完美 First of all you got it right. It was perfect
但其次 你只是在那里 But second of all you were just up there
你站在那里 你是如此勇敢 You stood up there and you were so brave
我是那个应该哭泣的人 I'm the one who should be crying
因为我正在跳舞 for the dancing I was doing
你很棒 You were great
谢谢 Thank you
我爱你爸爸 I love you Dad
你真是太棒了 娄 You were amazing Lou
真的 我的意思是 Really I mean
你拍了一张照片 即使它很可怕 you took a shot even though it was scary
这才是最重要的 That's what matters
并非所有事情都以您想象的方式加起来 Not everything adds up the way you think it will
你知道他们说如果你想要不同的东西 You know they say if you want something different
你必须做一些不同的事情 you have to do something different
如果我们太不一样了呢？ What if we're just too different?
如果我们不是呢？ What if we're not?
我现在完全黑屏 I'm fully blacking out right now
来吧 G先生 来吧 G先生！ Come on Mr. G. Come on Mr. G!
你让她上吊 You're leaving her hanging
来吧伙计 Come on dude
爸爸 Dad
唉 Aw
伊尤 Ew
来吧 Here we go
Marry me marry me say yes
For the rest the rest...
I never seen forever
Oh yeah
I never seen forever in the wild
But now I'm lookin' now I'm lookin' in its eyes
Baby you're my shelter
Shelter from a broken paradise
I couldn't dream it
Any better if I tried
True love gotta ring ring ring
♪ 敲响♪ ♪教堂的钟声 ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪ ♪ Church bells ♪
♪ 让他们环环环环♪ ♪环 ♪ ♪ Let 'em ring ring ring ♪ ♪ Ring ring ♪
Angels gonna sing sing sing
Tonight tonight tonight
Baby
Marry me marry me say yes
For the rest the rest of your life
Ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma Ma Ma Marry me
Won't you love me baby?
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma marry me...
准备 坦克 Getting ready. Tanky
这是平静...天哪！哦不！ This is the calm... Oh gee! Oh no!
坦克！ Tank!
好的 等等 慢 他没有牙齿 Okay wait. Slower. He doesn't have teeth
慢 好 他没有 Slower. Okay. He doesn't
Diamonds and a necklace everything else is off
好孩子 Good boy
Now he wanna bet he can beat me to the bed...
所以我们在吉米·法伦相遇了 不是吗？ So we met at Jimmy Fallon didn't we?
是的 我们没有在法伦勾搭 Yeah. We didn't hook up at Fallon
不 我们在火人节上发生了性关系 No we had sex at Burning Man
所以凯特让我来其中一个 So Kat made me come to one of those
嗯 他们又叫什么宝贝？ Um what are they called again babe?
它被称为马塔隆兄弟 是的！ It's called a Mathalon bro. Yes!
哦 我的天 这太无聊了 Oh my God it's so boring
你们又在那里做什么？ And what do you guys do there again?
就是这个东西叫嗯...数学 It's this thing called um... Math
是的！哦 我的天 是的 嗯嗯嗯 Yes! Oh my God. Yep. Mm hmm
我甚至在想着它就睡着了 但是 I fell asleep just even thinking about it but
她做到了 She did
我在这里遇到了我最喜欢的人 毫米 I I met my most favorite person here. Mm
我们在她离开时的派对上相遇 We met at a party as she was leaving
如果我提前十秒钟走了出去 And had I walked out ten seconds earlier
我们永远不会见面 we never would've met
我敢打赌你希望有时是这样 And I bet you wish that was the case sometimes
从不 Never
我设置了六英里半径 I had a six mile radius set
她肯定住在六英里以外的地方 and she definitely lived more than six miles away
好吧 她想在下午4：00见面 Well she wanted to meet at 4:00 p.m
谁在下午4：00开会？ Who meets at 4:00 p.m.?
当我们见面时 他正在一个单位 When we met he was in a unitard
她喜欢她所看到的 She liked what she saw
81年前 我们出生在同一家医院 81 years ago we were born in the same hospital
隔尿两天 two days apart in diapers
81年后 Here it is 81 years later
我们又回到了尿布 and we're back in diapers again
哦 查理！ Oh Charlie!
我们在约会应用程序上相遇 但后来 We met on a dating app but then
呃 他邀请我第二次约会 uh he invited me on the second date
嗯 在树林里露营 我就像 um camping in the woods and I was like
这似乎不安全 That seems unsafe
所以我就走了 她的朋友告诉她不要去 so I'll go. Her friend told her not to go
是的 但她做到了 已经五年了 Yeah but she did and it's been five years
她还活着 and she's still alive
我们在一场音乐会上相遇 We met at a concert
Spotlight on you got me zoomin'
I'm falling into you
We're dancing on tabletops
Neighbors calling the cops
When I'm with you feels like
Nobody's watching us
We're burning down all the clocks
Hoping that time will stop
Block out the world tonight
Like nobody's watching us
Nobody's watching us
No nobody's watching
So come touch my body
No nobody's watching us
Nobody's watching us
No nobody's watching
So come touch my body
No nobody's watching us
Oh oh oh oh
Right here by the light of the moon
Spotlight on you got me zoomin'
I'm falling into you
We're dancing on tabletops
Neighbors calling the cops
When I'm with you feels like
Nobody's watching us
We're burning down all the clocks
Hoping that time will stop
Block out the world tonight
Like nobody's watching us
Nobody's watching us
No nobody's watching
So come touch my body
No nobody's watching us
♪ 不不不不不♪ ♪不不不不不不♪ ♪ No no no no no ♪ ♪ No no no no no... ♪
No nobody's watching
So come touch my body
No nobody's watching us
Na na na.
Got ocean views from ceiling to the floor
Keep a milli by the bed a hundred more offshore ore
Closets full of Louis and Christian Dior
Picassos and van Goghs that no one's seen before ore
Diamonds drippin' down like fountains
I'll sign don't care what the amount is
Every day and night
Live a life filled with luxury
Don't matter when you're not with me
Yeah yeah
Is this sentimental
To put all my money just right where my heart is?
But baby you're special
No matter the cost I'm a do it regardless
Let's take a jet we're riding out to Puerto Rico
Later we get the yacht head to Santo Domingo
And my body papi es tu party
Now I'm flying you be the pilot
No questioning our love make my best days even better
Long ain't long enough I'm looking at forever
Diamonds drippin' down like fountains
I'll sign don't care what the amount is
Every day and night
Live a life filled with luxury
Don't matter when you're not with me
Yeah yeah
All right all right
Mamacita.